US Government Shutdown Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /SMG/ >>61017203
How do you know that you made it?
>>61019459
>>61019463t. fills his inside with cock
>>61019459You'll know by the tone of your female broker's voice
>>61019466The soul, not the ass.
>>61019459>How do you know that you made it?You keep at it till you are ded. Money, fun, charity, education, health/fitness, just keep improving and keep trying new things. Its the journey.
Threw $50 at this one, ELBM. Worth a short for a news pump at least probably, who knows how far this project will go with it being for Canada.
Here is the Dell update. By the chart it is now way overpriced.
Mumubros... The bears are fattening up..
thanks to the guy who suggested "nigvidia" although the stock i suggested did better and i sold early early i still made money.what 1 (one) stock do you think is going to gain in value around 3am tomorrow morning? it doesnt need to be a huge gain, just a guaranteed price move in the upward direction throughout the day.
>>61019507>doesnt need to be a huge gainBIL
>there is a guy in this thread who has 80% of his portfolio in TSMC and calls himself a "trader"holy fuck
Hi niggers, I'm a newfag (18) and I got like $130 spared, which I'll use $50 to buy stocks on the fidelity app. I know that's nothing I just want to try it. What should I invest those on and did anyone make it on this board? Also why is my id poo color?
>>61019529>Also why is my id poo color?Nevermind, it changes between threads. I'm retarded.
>>61019529$50 is fair enough for a penny stock. Try GSI or HGRAF (heh), or the one I just posted about ELBM. Fuck it.
>>61019523baka, absolutely nothing wrong in holding a high conviction pick and actively trading with a smaller portion of your portfolio
>>61019541Not if he's 18 and poor. He might as well trade options with that and have better luck.
>>61019528my bad bro, will you teach me how to be a "trader"? all i do is get lucky
>>61019550If he's 18 and poor he should invest in himself (a job)
>>61019548Something is off. In any case, too much makeup. Without it this person looks entirely different.
>>61019557she's certainly caked up to the point its meant to hide flaws
cutting up some french cheese
>>61019555Why are we acting as if he wasn't doing this or as if this is not the standard approach to life. Do you speak from experience?
>>61019463I don't have any of the three anyway. Poor, single, drive a shitbox.
>>61019549Are they ever gonna tell him he doesn't work there anymore?
fanny....may?
>>61019554Holding a single ticker for an extended period is not trading
>>61019572Same! My only saving grace is my salary is good enough, so I can buy whatever consumer junk I want.
>>61019577Kek, same with eric
Daily reminder to buy Kodak or go broke-dak
I have been in Agnico Eagle since the literal peak (to the day) in 2020Yes I did average downSometimes holding on works alrightGold 4K EOY
FUTURES ARE RUGGING I THOUGHT THE SHUTDOWN WAS PRICED IN
What if we crash not because of housing or bonds or tech, but because of gold
since when has a shutdown ever had any meaningful sticky impact on stocks what a ruse
>>61019611>SILJ +2.2%Premarket looks fine to me.
>>61019592>>61019592I actively manage a high conviction pick, trading dips and spikes, and do options/short-term positions with the remaining 20-30% of my portfolio. Is this not "trading"? What should I call it?
>>61019495Are we thinking it pulls back chewy anon? If so can you list some strikes? Current positions? Vested in your outcome
Here is my projection for the rest of the year and into the next to be able to fund my roth for $7000.
>>61019639Yes I think it pulls back. That said four days ago it was at $128, so the market is insane and is hard to predict.
>>61019528To be fair Taiwan semi is crushing it right now and is pretty much the backbone to AI, produces all the fabs for NVDA and custom chips for other mag 7. There is no AI trade without TSM
>>61019642>rent is $761What fucking nowheresville flyover state shithole do you live in lmao.
>>61019653I do drive an hour to get to work, but it is a two bedroom with a basement. Pennsylvania.
>>61019647A lot of random runners lately even with markets flirting with ATH is wild, I think it pulls back to 134 don’t have any position in it. Thinking we are red tomorrow for the shutdown
>>61019623Its a process, let it process
are we bullish on frmi?
>>61019676
>>61019459if it's good enough to screenshot, set a number and take a percentage out even if it's just your initial investment
>>61019495I remember you from week 1. Laughed at you, but didn't post about it. Added DELL to watchlist so I could laugh at you throughout the weeks. But I must confess I was wrong. Sorry I doubted you. I am a believer now.
>>61019550Oh if he's poor sure, I thought this was like fun birthday money or something. Options takes some knowledge of what to do though, it all looks like hebrew to me. Xtract One has done well lately, too. Or ARKK
>>61019632>hides all time performance>hides portfolio valuethat's actually sad
>>61019702I think JPM and others were purposely doing low price targets. With the earnings none of them made sense. Now they are starting to correct it, but are still low.
I missed out on all the miner gains this month, everything went up 50-200%I figure its too late to get into precious metals, a 15% pump in one month is fucking ridiculously priced in, just FOMO retail retards buying now, Ive seen this cycle play out many times.Whats the next move? What should we invest in for the winter and upcoming christmas rally?
>>61019732>I missed out on all the miner gains this month>I figure its too late to get into precious metalsLol, lmao even
Buy JPM
>>61019732Metals are just starting. Silver hasn't even broke out to aths. There will probably be a big pullback, but there is still quite a ways to go especially if rates keep lowering.
>>61019732gold is literally holding its value. The dollar is collapsing, not PMs are rallying. get in.
>>61019778Max pain
Who else is in the lac gang.
>>61019453Shit I’m interviewing an autonomous ai person right now, and it says he wants ethereum > btc> fiat. What else should I ask it?
When does ALT season start? A.k.a. small caps?Obviously they've been fucked all of 2025.
Does Cathie have her touch back or is the top in on big tech China?
SHUT IT DOWNSHUT IT DOWNSHUT IT DOWN
>>61019768I'm already up 48% from shares I bought earlier this year
>SPOT
>>61019632solid choice wpthoughts on intel?
>futures
BUY LULU NOW!
I'm gonna blame the shutdown and see if I can find some cash to buy the dip. If fanny isn't over $15 by November I will an hero
>>61019809>What else should I ask it?Something scary.
good night
>>61019877night, thanks for this. i am actually looking it over and taking it into consideration in case you were wondering
>>61019463bullshit
>U.S. Pushes Taiwan for 50-50 Semiconductor Deal as TSMC (TSM) Expands U.S. Investment
>phoenix university IPOfuck it let's go im in.
>>61019910this cant be fucking r->it's realyou know what? im all in
SHUT IT FUCKIN DOWN
>>61019876this shit looks so fakeI know why I havent watched a movie for years
We knew for like two weeks the government was going to shut down. Still causes the market to go down...lol
I swear to god if S&P500 drops tomorrow
>>61019968It's not about how it looks, it's about family
>wake up>trade stocks>check newsThis is the correct order.
Red is warmest colour. ;) Good luck everyone and may the odds be ever in your favor tomorrow.
>>61019956Let it be
guess i bought the top again
Shut down won't last long, end of week it will be back and running....last time was 35 days and barely made any difference kek
>>61020009So you're saying buy the dip?
Have we shuttered down?
>>61019910>phoenix university IPOThis was a fucking great idea - give people any degree they want for only $100,000. Who cares if did not learn anything and can't find a job.
>>61020009
>>61020049why cant it just shut down forever?
>>61020046higher education is toast. rising operating costs, decreasing credibility, declining enrollment. Why not cash out during record high valuations?>>61020054they are so incompetent, they cant even keep it shut down
I just killed a spider in my kitchen sink
Let the wind at your back fill the sails
>If the government shuts officially down, the US Labor Department' economic data releases would pause and CPI could be delayed, per CNBCLMAOKEK 2026 is the stock market crash
>>61020064>rising operating costsThe first quarter tuition for my first year undergrad was $740. Now it $5,400, and that is per quarter. If you do not have scholarship or rich parents its not worth it to take out loans to get a degree. The money goes to outrageous administrator pay and pensions. I remember the school paper said we were getting a new Chancellor who go a DUI just before her first day on the job.
>>61019522thoughts? suggestions?
>>61020107Max pain
>>61020078justified
I'm glad that I'm wrong for once and the government shutdown finally happened after years of cock teasing.Would be even funnier if the USA were to default on that $38 trillion debt lol
>>61020134The treasury will just blow itself until the congress critters pass some temporary stop gap
>>61020107No news is bad news.
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>>61020115outsourcing of jobs and AI reaping entry level graduate jobs is really the nail in the coffin. My per semester is supposed to be 6,400 or so. I have a 1,500 per semester scholarship and my job has tuition benefits that covers the rest. I did my first two years at community college for free but i'll be damned if im not worried. so much FUD makes me want to drop out. I could be learning things I want like japanese and stock trading but noooo i need """"job security"""" and """"Credentials and upward mobility"""" that provides me with a """""""""high earning career"""""" that definitely wont be taken by jeets or robots. add on the fact that most schools are turning into degree mills with grade inflation because you cant keep customers if they flunk their first semester. Higher education really is a joke.
AGQ is the only leveraged silver etf I could find
>Government shutdown lengthPuts and longs for how long?
>>61019702I'm not! Where's my money b-itch~?!
>>61020206>Puts and longs for how long?idk what this means but it's probably gonna be late next week or the week after. no more than two weeks. priced in of course
>>61019632Let’s see your EV for the year
Trump will lead lead the global clownworld economy into the first memecession, posting unironically funny AI slop as everything burns to a cheesy crisp
>Government shutdowns>Its an improvement Fucking keep it shut down we don’t need that shit
>>61019732Miners are STILL very undervalued
>>61020262>oops we cant operate SEC, BLS, SSA, or medicare>but we can still operate the IRS and 4chanyeah idk about that one
>>61019453anything to protect muh heckin' wholesome child diddlerinioshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs4jvTcYP5I
>>61020304how the fuck does that even happen
>>61019844Alex Norström and Gustav Söderström sure sound like Indian names...Why do faggots just lie on the internet? Literally have to fact check everything because of all of the slop.
The incoming US credit downgrade will send precious metals and precious metal accessories to the Andromeda Galaxy.
>>61020304>>61020311you lose say in the conversation if you think pedo means child rapist
>>61020329>The incoming US credit downgradewhat do you know?
>>61020311baffling. truly mind boggling
>>61020337>>61020338those are his kids
>>61020333Did I?
>>61020340yeah
>>61020329>incomingAll three agencies already downgraded the US lmao, are you late or do you think it'll happen again soon?
>>61020342no but you probably believe that anyways and want to argue with me>>61020334im also intrigued
>>61020334>>61020349>>61020351US treasuries are junk bonds in all but name. The world will ditch them for precious metals and precious metal accessories.
>>61020351I don't believe that, but I believe pedos are still sick and have some kind of mental deficiency, like they missed some kind of step in development.
Tech trannies how donyou feel
>FUTURAS
The government shutdown will trigger fresh credit downgrades, dumping of US treasuries, and hyperinflation. Acquire precious metals and precious metal accessories if you want to live.
>>61020365Truth is the new hate speech
>>61020365This is true, and the logical thing is to get rid of people with mental deficiencies
We are at lows not seen since Tuesday.
Feels good to be a bobo.
>>61020329USA downgrade to BBB by mid 2026 keklmao
>>61020400I'm collecting Pokemon cards too, that Team Rocket's Mewtwo ex 231/182 card already went up hundreds of dollars in a month and I have 2 PSA 10 quality copies kek
Why do bears want everyone to lose?
GM eurofags. This does not mean "good morning".Porsche stay bleedin. CEO on his way to kill himself.
>>61020448cheapies, also bc its more valuable to sell something likely that doesnt happen and bet big on lotto tickets
>>61020451whats the porsche ticker
What can I get you fellow bobos tonight? I got the blood red cherry dollar milkshake special!
>>61020448They think they're the autist from The Big Short.
>>61020448cause winning while others are losing gives you that special edge
>>61020458$P911 or PAG911
I would buy me a porsche but not a porsche stock
I guess it makes sense you have to be an oligarch to be in US government when your funding is as reliable as the South African power grid.
>>61020448cause people can't live by just throwing all your trash and shitting into the basement forever, metaphorically speaking, and pretending it's not down thereit's unsustainable, reality always will eventually win
>>61020471thats why im all in on shorts
greggs up 10%
>>61020448>>61020463>I want the government to keep printing money and make my life unaffordable so they can pump assets held by kike billionaires>I would rather live in the pod, eat the bugs, and own nothing than ever see the number go downWanting this bullshit to continue is a giant self-own. Bobo is unironically the good guy, and the longer you try to ignore him, the worse your life is going to get.
>gold and silver up
Uhm... the crash of October 1st 2025 is picking up pace
dont stress me out talking about futures im going to bed soon
BBBBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP!
need your number one stock pick for Wednesday within 45 min. please, thank you.
>>61020496It's probably best you sleep through this, it doesn't look good. I live in Frankfurt and a black Mercedes just ran into the borse.
perhaps I should’ve kept my SPY $663p after all
I hate public workers and I hate bureaucrats. In my chudocratic tyrannical state they'd be spending all their free time in work camps
>>61020496The real question in light of gold and silver money... how will minors fare?
>>61020498ALB
>>61020498CDE
>>61020507>>61020509thanks
>>61020513......why is it that the middle "E" letter reminds me of Enron........? Am I schizo?
>>61020516The "E" in the Dell logo and the fictional "E Corp" logo from the TV seriesMr. Robot are visually similar to the Enron logo. While the similarity between Dell and E Corp is a coincidence, the resemblance between E Corp and Enron was intentional.
>stocks dumping with DXYShould have bought precious metals and precious metal accessories.
Can we get a thread theme up in here?
>>61020521have any other precious metal stock choices besides this?
>>61020527Historically, miners start to shit the bed if things get too economically hairy. They didn't do well during the gold bull market after 2008. I'm still formulating my strategy, but at some point I might rotate more heavily into the metals themselves.
Why would the markets dump if the shutdown was 'priced in'? Bunch of pussies should have kept on holding.
Buy ALRT, enjoy 10% daily gains. Simple as that.
>>61020534its a FUD
>>61020534nothing is ever priced in, it's just retards on the internet roleplaying as experts
>>61020525You can have one of my slops.https://files.catbox.moe/srj344.mp3
>>61020534Only the great martis can know
>>61020534People change their minds
>>61020539Not bad>>61020527Maybe HL or MUX. What time does premkt open?
Just usurymaxx, bro
>>61020542thank you ill look into these
cryptards when they inevitably lose 100% of their "investment", not being able to believe that it was a cia-backed scam
>>61020551Buffet is fudding gold and silver?
>Search results for 'bankruptcy lawyer' rising higher and higherHahahahahhahaha
>>61020551>source?He made it up
>>61019453What government shutdown?
guys, wake up
>indeces all blood red>'folio up 0.4%Contra fags arise!
>>61020592Just looked, the few minors I checked up around 2%
>>61020598PLG up 3% pre market.The best part is that every time miners spike at open, they ALWAYS sell the rip. Every time.
>>61020534The pricing in was priced in, so to not be priced in on the pricing in has caused a doomp
>>61020534Nothing's ever really priced in.
just picked up some vaneck uranium and nuclear tech
your face is priced in
>>61020557no one would hold crypto if you couldn’t cash out in dollars
>>61020592I’m just not gonna buy into overvalued momentum hype shit hahahahahaa
>>61020696nah they're gonna "diamond hands" until their virtual fed coin is at exactly 0$
>>61020718You probably will... much later
Where's the red retards? You're panicking but shit is still green. I want the fucking dip so I can slurp more.
>europoors be buying le dip as alwaysTiresome
have to go wagecucking. so no market moves from me.
>>61019459made a year's rent worth of money in a single day, that's how.t. perpetual cheapskate
>>61020770Now adjust it for daily inflation
>>61020448The longer this bubble lasts, the more painful the inevitable crash will become. SPY is at least 50% overvalued right now.
Market economics is a solved problem. Buy, buy, buy, buy.
>>61020859The solution:
WHAT IS THIS SHIT THESE V-SHAPED RECOVERIES MUMU WE HAD A DEAL WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>61020843Comes out a little better than flat
>>61020882... but there's nothing better than flat
>>61020884Pedophile
>>61020884not often do i say this with 100% seriousness, but make sure to kill yourself at the earliest convenience
it's gonna crash after the scampump
>>61020884anon I dont think its flat your into. You fucking chomo
>>61020884I tried it under "NSFW", let's see. I mean, I'm sure at work others would give me a very concerning and suspicious look if they saw this.
I would fire any employee who was browsing 4chan at work, luckily for them they don't exist
what yall briganding against all of suddenworse shit is being posted in this thread routinelyalso buy BITX, but dont buy MSTR
>>61020903>>61020912Fully clothed anime girls get removed but borderline explicit coombait stays up just fine Curious
Hello smegma.Once again my bank/broker is not allowing me to sell WOLF. Missed out on a fair bit of money. This happened as well when I tried with CRCL. I am a tad, a smidge, a mite annoyed over this and it looks like I may have to move my unserious portfolio to another service, which is probably a good idea anyway.How are you this October first?
>>61020910lol. lmao even.
>>61020935Good morning Mr Smigger,I am good, lil tired as I stayed up late to see the shutdown fallout which was kind of fun :)I will be accumulating another 300 shares of GRRR if it dips below $18. And another 500 if it dips below $17.
Oh shit, I didn’t think they’d actually shutdown the gov
>>61019453>US Government ShutdownSo another +6% day for TSLA?
Just got released from prison yesterday. Is government shutdown good or bad for stocks?
>>61020948imagine where's it's going to be when there's a downturn in global stocks
>>61021016Depends on what continent you're on.
>>61020948Good for you my nagger. Wish I had that kind of money to throw into memes.
I have no idea what to buy. Even international equities feel toppy.
>>61021039short porsche
>>61021039MLTX
> futures
>>61021039GRG is up 10% this week and is coming into the Winter season where they do the bulk of their busienss.Love me greggs me I do mate.
>>61019474I didn't know those were diferent
>>61021066been buying into greggs even though i am not even sure why. its gotten shilled by a few schizos here, but its been doing alright desu
>>61021075I'm on of those Greggs schizos it is basically British McDicks and they are expanding by opening their own pubs and offering frozen pastries in cheap supermarkets, should be a big seller. Honestly it will easily run to £30 a share, around that point it is a wise move to trim.Tasty little dividend as well, fuck I love greggs!
>get pissed yesterday>drop 1000 bucks into gold minors, put another 2000 on standby in case it dumps>wake up>up nearly 100 bucks on that investmentWhy didn't I just drop my entire net worth into minors, a month ago? Easiest money I've ever made.
>>61020208>>61019725>>61019702I bought the dell leveraged etf and made like 30 bucks in a day.
>>61021106>disgusting bong minimart foodGet it while you can anon!
>>61019632kek based>>61020241>>61019592>no! you have to fomo into random shit and lose money, you can't just go all in on a winner!Lmao
looks like goldchads get their balls drained again today while techquity incels cry and shit themselves
btw im telling you, last chance to get a good price on porsche shorts. guidance in 9 days will be disastrous, earnings even words. strong possibility that the CEO is going to leave.wait for a good entry, at around 42€ or 42,5
>>61021166*worse, not words niggathis is not financial advice
>>61021166even if guidance is SOMEHOW even REMOTELY positive, it is a good checkpoint to go out with a slight loss. im turbo leveraged knee deep in this shit because i got insider info (which i have told many times before)
I'm like 80% sure it will fully recover the dumpt. bobo
My gold miners are up my energy stuff is down. Kind of fucking dumb going into two positions that countertrade but here we are
>>610194592% withdrawal rate
>>61021233<1% you want your bags to keep on growing infinitely
$RR bros?
>>61021305No way a bizraeli would buy this shit
This is your reminder that slurping the dip has been a working strategy for every single dip for two years straight now and is unlikely to stop from some news like a govt shut down So start slurping and don’t stop
ADP Private Payrolls -32K, Expected 51K
>-32k instead of +50k
>>61021039>beta super overvalued>fundamentals at record crash levels>government shutdownsEither leave with bonds/gold or embrace the long term alpha
WAIT, THE PREVIOUS WAS REVISED DOWN TO -3k TOO from +54k
F u grrr shillers
>>61021327Trips anon yesterday said he doesn't give a fuck about the shutdown and i agree.
>>61021327but I want -5% dip not -0.5%
The US is losing its dominance in the world but all you faggots and chuds can do is fight between yourselves about trannies or some shit.
>>61021363Paperhand so it goes up sar.
i would welcome an inflation shutdown way more than a gov shutdown
>>61021375I already made it, which means I can just hop on a plane and move onto the next country.
>>61021363I'm the GRRR shill and I'm slurping this tasty dip, sell me your shares if you don't want them I'll take the lot my smigga I'm getting at least 300 shares today smiggies!https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/gorilla-technology-group-grrr-price-target-increased-2807-3723Average price target of $38
Should I slurp now or are we poised to dump even more on open?
why does 4chan disagree with chrome so much yet on firefox i can post just finealso sort of riding the GEO wave
>>61021404There's a good chance we slowly bleed until the Gov reopens in the next 2-4 weeks, then gigapump to staggering new ATHsDubs will confirm
>>61021379>>61021396I’m waiting for a pump back to $20
>>61021417I thought it would be shutdown for a few days max
>>61021072if your soul is in your butthole you might be a faggot
>>610214362019 Shutdown was a record 39 days.Same man in office as now, just he's less restrained this time and actively wants to fire Federal workers and has mandate to do so.I might be wrong, Dems might capitulate sooner than we think but I could see this lasting a little longer than people/the markets are expecting.
>exoticsactivated.>riskmanaged>gubbernmentin shutdown
>>61021415I've been using Firefox since 2008, never had a problem.Din't know why people shill chrome so heavily
RIP in peace to whomever bought my buttcoin puts yesterdayNo refunds
>>61021471I jumped ship to Firefox when Chrome started getting sassy with adblockers a while ago and have been getting random errors and freezes ever since. It's like at least once per day. Super annoying but I can't use the internet without an adblocker so I'm stuck with Firefox for now.
>>61021499>TFW sold my MARA :(
>>61021442It just makes me feel like Ecstasy of Saint Teresa by Bernini when i take a massive dump, it take it that's what (((they))) mean by soul.
You guys don't use Brave?
>>61021471>using tranny fox>>61021525>braveLmao
Still shorting coinbase, circle and quantum stocks. Still long NVDA (ride through the bubble).
>>61021532Go ahead and tell me what's wrong with it and what I should be using instead
>>61019453It's gonna go down like .04% you freaks are all gonna cry like the sky is falling and then it's going to open up 2% tommorow.
>>61020128>thoughts? suggestions?I think you should buy VOO.
>>61020261>cheesy crispmmm cheesy
My fannie will be maede todayI'm so fucking fucked
>>61021505lmao fucking retard
>TRIPS>AND>THE>MARKET>FLIPS>GREENHave a nice day smiggers and happy birthday to the chan! Love ya <3
>>61021557
>>61021557Damn. Not even close. Sorry guys, its a bear day.
>>61021557So close, yet so far
>>61021534You should sell any software companies with jews in it. They're going to collapse under their own weight and are effectively just laundering money at this point.
>>61021505same boat frentrannyfox does that sometimesI've had a pretty good run lately though. Are you on winblows or leenux? I wouldn't be surprised if winshit was hostile to it
>>61021557i can't believe you've done this
What are the odds this shutdown ends up being a long one due to how much they act like they hate each other? Is there a certain point that might dump stocks by a lot?>>61019592Lel you sound salty post your portfolios performance.>>61019903Arent the US factories struggling because the wagies here are smart enough to not be absolute slaves working 18 hour days for minimal pay and giving it 110%?
> fucking REDDITits buy time lads. 300 eoy unless all adtech takes a huge shit.
>>61021577The problem for Democrats is that the people who are going to lose their jobs are their own base, I don´t think they can keep the shutdown going for long because of this.
After reading the thread im about getting GRRR but this is the CEO...
>>61021596Fuck you mean? This guy is the bull case.
>>61021591These people don't care about their base, everyone already knows this boss.
>>61020534Pricing something in is like Schrödinger's cat. There's a potential future event (opening of the box that the cat's in). The market speculates on the outcome of the event (whether the cat is dead or not) which informs the prices of securities before-hand. What the market is really pricing-in when it does this is less which outcome will occur, so much as it's estimation of each of their likelihoods. So if a security that would rise to one point with a living cat and fall to another with a dead cat exists, and the market estimates a 50/50 chance of either one happening, then the price of the security will be halfway between these two points. In the case of the shutdowns, you could argue that the market was pricing-in a relatively small but still ppresent chance of a last-minute ass-pull to prevent the shutdown, which expired after a certain point, leading to the market movements afterwards. Now, how well you think this works depends on what kind of Market Hypothesis you hold to, but the basic idea should apply in any of them.
>>61021596He was great in Charlie & the Chocolate Factory
>gambled on 1dte puts at close yesterday>premarket makes them printswow, something went right for once
>>61021596SLURP TO 10 DOLLARS
>>61021603We're living in the age of quantum finance, everything is actually simultaneously priced in and not priced in at all boss.
>>61021525Brave is the web browser of trannies.
>>61021591Idk they feel very do as i say not as i do type of people. I dont think they really care. I could see them dragging out the shutdown out of spite. I think thered be a certain point where stocks would start dumping hard if they dont stop the shutdown>>61021607Kek
Now that my green rocks sky rocketed I don't know what to swing trade anymore
>>61021649GAMB & GRRR for surrreGAMB from $8 to $11GRRR from $18 to $25
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61021505I've been using it over 4 different Windows OSs through the years and it's always worked flawlessly.Only problem is that mentally ill developers will try to roll out a needless new 'feature' every couple of months which you'll have to govout of your way to get rid off.
wtfwt
>>61021663Based
>Yes, let's buy ADP missed by 80k and into negative territory>and the last one was revised by more than 50k into negative>BUY
Wolfspeed you cunt what did you do with this new ticker shit I stg you erased a bunch of my easy earned money
>>61021663LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Make money by buying and holding
>Dip gets INSTASLURPEDRetail is growing far too powerful
Haha wowIt hasn't even been 5 minutes Haha
>>61021675splendid
>>61021672OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>61021679>trading>ok this is a good position>the value is increasing now >well it pays a dividend>BUY FOR LIVE >i needed a loss for tax reasons anyway.
Judy made 125 buxs with Meta calls, I am little wolf of wall street heh
>>61021586ChatGPT is using it less to train AI. A big bull thesis just got deleted from Earth.
SLURP MDADO IT NOW
>>61021505>>61021471For me Firefox did a shitty job importing passwords so a lot from chrome don't show up, same with payment methods
Nothing kills this retarded market anymore. Good news? Go up. Bad news? Fed will "fix" it; go up.
>>61021696The shitty scraping phase is mostly done and companies are now hiring field specific experts to train AI alongside project managers and coders>t I do that part time
I was gonna buy dell at 139.50 nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>61021696Source? Because that would be really fucking funny>RDDT makes no money>markets itself as a way to train AI as a social media platform>AI immediately craters in quality because reddit is 99% bots or batshit insane liberal cultists>immediately dropped by AI companies
>>61021702Baste boomer retirement funds
Why is Dell pumping so much? Carrying my portfolio this week.
in the green 6 hours lateri told you buy dell and intel
>>61021660Thanks anon for the suggestion, I'll do some research
guess i should have bought the dip
>>61021724Don't listen to this guy
We’re green on MSTR. Now to 400 fr this time
>>61021696damn how much was openai's top jew paying them for that data? oh nothing?
>>61021713https://x.com/theandreboso/status/1972947990110478802?t=7i9hDYUbUpWIideARgvImA&s=19I don't really see any other catalysts.
I wonder if I held a raffle with prizes and then went and bought 10x as many tickets as all the participants (from myself) to make sure I won 9/10 of my own prizes, I wonder if I would go to jail if I told the judge I was simply hedging risk like market makies.
>>61021753ads. stupid faggot redditors click on the ads, which are highly targeted, because stupid faggot redditors sub to communities
Imagine not slurping haha
holy shit, I am up massively on both Silver and NVO
>>61021570Yeah I'm on Windows (because I have a job).
>>61021765reddit has a massive issue in that they are mostly bots. Even some of the largest communities are completely dead now. The front page is 99% bots and auto turfed political crap
>>61021764lol, lmao
>the GAMB retard still at it
>>61021790The question is, are the people gone or are they still there and there's so many bots you can't find the people? And if the people are gone, was it because of the bots? Imo the bots are harmful, makes me wanna delete twitter.
even the worst bear cases project WEN at being undervalued by about 12%I've haven't seen a more obvious buy since nintendo before they announced switch 2
MIGRATE>>61021802>>61021802>>61021802MIGRATE
