Bobo and Mumu In The Trenches Right Now!>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/ >>61019453
WTFWT
What do I slurp
Man people manipulating the fuck out of MDA space, the volatility is crazy and tiny volume. I'm going to hodl.
I bought 15k IBIT shares on margin
>>61021801people are 100% goneeven the big "neutral" meme subreddits are deadthey also took away the metric showing how many users are online is gone
AMD price action is schizo today. Glad I bought the bottom.
How many days of shutdown do you think are needed before markets dump if at all?>>61021705>>t I do that part timePlease tell me how to get a job doing that.t. Neet that could use more money to gamble
>>61021819>how many users are online is goneYeah ok, it's dead.
META feels like it's being over-reactive lately, feel like this might be a good level to buy in at.
this is your friendly reminder for the month of Octoberremember: the best time to FOMO is two years agothe second best time to FOMO is right now
>>61021814WEN >>61021805
>Punch in market order on broker site>Just let it sit there>Stock begins to move up I control the market this way
S&P > 6700 today?yea or nay
God it pisses me off so much that RDDT is TWO HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS. That trash stock is worth $5, max.
>HGRAFkek baggies
>>61021838What happens when the government makes private ownership of Gold and Silver illegal boss?
OH NO WOLF SISSIES NOT LIKE THIS, NOT LIKE THIS>Under the plan, shareholders received a pro rata share of about 1.3 million new Wolfspeed common shares at an exchange ratio of 0.008352.>Additional shares may be granted if certain regulatory milestones are achieved.>The company's float now stands at roughly 25.84 million shares, down sharply from the prior 156.48 million.>According to an SEC filing, the old shares are set to be delisted around October 10.
Nothing can shake this retard tier strength market. SP500 is red but somehow everything is neon green and pumping
WHAT IS THIS WIND I CANT HEAR ANYTHING
>>61021856oh i'm sure the prices will collapse and everyone will peacefully comply just like what happened when the government made opium and cocaine illegal
>>61021846i just shorted it just now at the bottom, because its so trash, it'll bottom even harder. didn't realize it pumped so hard, thx for the reminder
I went long on GOLD with a x10 leverage. hope i'm not too late
>>61021856Line will go up harder
>>61021852I'm amazed it's still above 1
Should I cut my energy position?>XLE>SMRFucking SMR I was day trading last year, it could still have a big run but not if tech dies.Kind of just want to sit in gold only for now
>>61021846likely boomer investards like mark cuban falling for the scam, even redditors will admit it's worthless>>61021867I used to be a bear but I realized that the American spirit (desire to consume) is the most poweful market force on earth. Never bet against, it's codified in the declaration as one of the three most basic rights (pursuit of happiness).
>>61021846spotify is way worse look the PEceo stepping down soon. what does spotify even do. applemusic is assblasting them.
>>61021880lol I literally have $600 calls, we're mooning boy
>>61021846Reddit was benefitting big time from selling all their user data to big tech companies for ai training, now that gravy train is ending and I’m hoping they burn
Reminder
>>61021863Was malding the other day because I got stuck in classes and didn't see what happened until after trading ended for the day.>t. wolf baggie
>watching an american podcast in Austin, TX>some girl says she earns $55k/yr and everyone does a sharp intake of breath like she lives in the projectsThat's literally $2700 above the UK average.Is 55k really poverty tier in the US? I used to think girls demanding a man earns 6 figures were gold diggers but now it seems like a somewhat reasonable request.
Mara is pumping I’m finally green
The 5 hours of pumping bots are active since 10 am
Shutdown? Im up 2.7%
>>61021925depends on where you live, but it's tough to get by on 55k if you live in a city.
>>61021938up 2.9% so far today
>>61021938>>61021943post portfolio>>61021939that's insaneUK is far above the European average and Europe is of course way above the global average tooCrazy how far above everyone else the US is
>>61021938I'm up 2.7% on SLV only. Worth it
>>61021950>>61021953Yeah its metals and minors
Guys I need you to be honest with meWho is a bigger baggie fanny or graphmeme?
I closed XLE, shits going to crab at bestKeeping SMR open
>>61021957I'm up on minors every day >inb4 b& v& c&
....TSLA
>BREAKING: August jobs report revised to negative 3,000 instead of previously reported +54,000
>>61021938>>61021943damn, i'm only up by 1.11%
>>61021925I live in Austin, front desk at my company makes $70k, no college degree and just answers phone calls and schedules some meetings. She is a 7/10 at least though
>>61021910reddit has all the camwhores. until this website repents and starts loving women again, they will continue to eat our lunch.
>>61021967unfuckingbelievable
>>61021968
>>61021958Fannycels will go -90% thanks to TACO.
Shits & poors might be green soon. Dubs if true
>>61021958Easily the HGRAF baggies. FNMA anon based his buy on the word of the president whereas HGRAF baggies based their purchases based on the CEO's tits.
>>61021968Market is loving this, good for rate cuts. We are gonna pump to 7000 before EoY now.
>>61021972that's almost as much as I earn and my job is stressful as fucksigh
why the hell is dax up so much
>exit my position in NVDA mid-year>made tidy profit>but the stock market keeps going upWhat the hell am I supposed to buy now? It's like the party isn't stopping.
>>61021985number go up due to 1st month effect
Let the helium flow!
>>61021925>>61021950The US is genuinely ridiculously rich and has just kind of powered ahead of most countries over the last 20 years. Back in the 00s it was pretty much on-par with Western Europe but now the only countries that really are on the same footing are places like Luxembourg, Switzerland, and Qatar. In terms of disposable income the US is just by far and away #1, no other country even comes close. Note that this list is in PPP which gives most of these countries an even stronger advantage in the ranking and the US still beats them handily.
>>61021994All in on INTCel
>>61021968Oh and I just saw this>ADP Nonfarm Employment Change (Sep) -32K vs 52K Est.Sheeeeit
>>61021214The market... it's just so...unpredictable haha
>>61021994It's a brutal position to be in. Happened to me and I sat on my hands way too long. I finally just went into GDX. Basically the bullbear case.
>>61021994Wait for a high probability setup. Throw me a ticker if you find something
>>61021968nice the ai is doing the needful
Sell nigGRR
>>61021967elon is going to be the first trillionaire in history
35% cash and I don't know what to buy. SeptemBEAR was a big letdown just like I thought it would be.
Woah I think Micron still has a lot of room to go.
FIGMA?More like Figma balls amiright?
>>61021968Well shit
>>61022000This is probably financial advice.
>>61022030I'm 2/3 cash. I'm trying to be high risk, quick to trade, and cash heavy. Seems better than long and slow dollar cost average goyim investing
>Markets all flipped green
>>61021974Reddit camewhores are some of the most unpleasant people I've ever met. There are plenty of camwhore sites with great girls. There's a Columbian girl from stripchat that gave me her personal contacts and keeps talking about getting married.I'd want a redditor to pay *me* not the other way around.
>>61022000i don't know about that company, but helium is bullish
>bonds are risk on stocks are risk offi didnt learn it like this.
>>61022041This is how I do it but man you miss so much fucking action unless youre constantly trading. I find it draining and waiting for setups take time. How are you doing YTD?
Last time I set an on the open order, was 20c above market price and still didn't get the sharesWould have been better off setting a regular limit
>>61022035I'm constantly amazed how much technically illiterate people with money will spend on slop. I've really got to build some SAAS thing.You could do all this better in neovim with git.
>>6102203060% gold 20% tech puts 10% long defense stocks 10% deep itm tlt LEAPS calls
>>61022049women are biologically programmed to act out and seek attention and denying them that is literally a hate crime.
>>61022041I'm doing my fair share of boomer investing too, trying to do 50/50 "safe" DCAing and the rest swing trading/options stuff.
Yay
>>61022030AMD
This is the 4th time in a week that SPY is pulling out after hitting 666. What does it mean by that?
Give me some fucking tickers, ive run out of imagination
>>61022058>How are you doing YTD?Awful I took profits in the beginning of the year and was 90% cash and then finally just capitulated into GDXI got caught up in>waiting for setupsAnd the bear/deflation caseI'm considering GDX high risk here. So that should balance out that I'm still cash heavy. I might go 2/3 GDX 1/3 cash, we'll see. Or maybe something else. 1/3 cash is what I decided on, just not sure what to buy yet.
>>61022066Sure, and we're biologically programmed to give them attention.The redditors get mad at you for doing that. It's the dumbest fucking thing.
>>61022076>What does it mean by that?Oy vey, probably
i am up many monies this year but can't bring myself to buy a new wifi router until it drops by $30
>>61022079GRRRGAMBGRGMDA
>>61022070I have a 401k that I don't really fuck with. But I stopped adding to it. If I have to live in west virginia when I'm 80 years old I don't really care
>>61022085Looks like your current one works fine
>>61022083>the redditorswhat?
Btci jumps just as much as ibit but with an insane divvy Kek blackrockies
This is retarded on god.
where's that nigga who told everyone to cash out on rosh hashanah and go back in on sukkot? I trusted your jew knowledge and instead I've missed out on several green days
>>61022087nigGRRR
>>61021824You need to be good at something, lots of companies do itcheck Mercor for example. It’s just absurdly scammy looking because they pay you by the hour through stripe and the onboarding interview is with an AI
>>6102192555k is livable if you live rural and forfeit all conveniences of the suburbs and other forms of life55k is lower tier bordering poverty in a city, youd need connections for a cheap rent to even be considered comfortable
>>61021863I wasn’t checking the gen and got raped for 90%. At least it was only a couple hundred bucks
>>61022001Partly because Americans actually dispose of their income, cost of living in absolutely insane in the US, and the gigachads pull up the average a wee bit
>>61021863scam co>>(you)I uh noticed some chatter about reddit being mostly bots. wait until you find out the internet is just bots.
Its just the same shit mooning over and over and over again
>>61022079can i interest you in some old crusty fanny may bags from 2009?
>>61022074I’m glad you screenshot anon, one of my only good posts
shoutout to RBNE which is pumping againcatch it before it turns into $10 like last oil panic
>>61022085just get a better one it will last decades
>hgraf recoveringGet fucked in the ass hating faggots
>>61022099Thanks, nice dubs my smigga.Another 20 cent drop and I'm I'MI'M GONNA SLURP SLLLLLURRRRP
I want to sell all my stocks so badly but stupidly high taxes won't let me (yuropoor). It's ironic that my hatred of taxes will probably increase my returns in the long run because I basically only buy ETFs and never sell. If there were zero taxes on money in the investment account I'd be trading all over the place.
my mission of no red days in october starts today
Shutdown was noise to fake retail out. Job numbers cooling more than expected means market expects rate cuts sooner which will happen and we will continue to pump for the next three months.
My body is ready for Pumptober.
>>61022126buy
>>61022092My BITX pays me handsomely every month
Buy JPM
>>61022096kek that's what you get for being an anti-semitenext time i'm reporting you to the florida authorities
>FED GOV KEEPS HER JOB PENDING ORAL ARGUMENTS IN JANOOOOOH PUMP MY BAGS
>>61022155Isn't this bearish because less chance of rate cuts?
>>61022159no. she loses job, trump gets a crony in who will cut like he wants.>>61022141unironically true
>>61022155I want Jan to give me an oral job
This is unsustainable
>>61022142I'm keeping my virginity for the Santa Rally
>>61021974Why are girlies (my ideal anime image of them) so cute bros?
>>61022167But the supreme court just ruled that she keeps her job (at least until January).
>>61022137Same reason why I don't develop a videogame, I would be the CEO of an SPA by now if it wasn't for stupid motherfucking bureaucracy and god damned taxes all over the place.The sole idea of trying to declare my income in the specific way the state likes it makes me have nausea.
>>61022175thats not a ruling it's a stay
>>61022066Mmmm thin anime women
Who up slurping they shit right nowSlurping my shit yes sir das right.
>>61022173I was about to go "Hell yea brother" but then I noticed you were replying to AI sloppa.im disappointed, anon.
oracle MOONING rn btwput the house on it for a qt lil profit before the end of the day
>>61022122>and the gigachads pull up the average a wee bitthat's the same literally everywhere if we're talking about mean salarythat's why median salary is the only thing that matters
complete trash has been pumping for 3 months. When will the retailards quit? Is it an endless amount of disposable income? USA bought LAC ahhahahahahahahahahahahaahhhhhahahahahahahahahahaha
>>61021931reminder
UUUUsissies, your response?
what's the point of making money when you cannot attract girls>pic unrelated
PALANTIR BROS WW@?
>>61022184>AI sloppaYou ate so cringe and the rest of your life will be pain because the AI art genie isn't ever gonna go back in the bottle.
So should I buy a little bit of goog, meta, and Amazon to ride out October on?
>google accusing me of being bot >captcha just for web search>start using yahoowhat are the financial implications of this
please just let be beat the fucking index i swear ill fuck off
>>61022201>P/E ratio = 617.91fucking absurdABSURDA fair P/E ratio is usually around 20-30.the bubble will burst ANY DAY NOW
>>61022203AI art isnt a genie its more like a malignant tumor and the fact I can tell every time it's soulless AI slop is so bearish for genai
>>61022214If prices had to make sense, Bitcoin would be worth about $5.
>>61022218or maybe your thesis is wrong
>>61022204Amazon's done nothing but tread water for months. Unironically might be a good time to buy because earnings are at the end of the month and its valuation is starting to lag kind of hard compared to its growth potential.
>>61022191>LAC>trashhttps://youtu.be/tb2Ct3yyB4g?si=IYC2eCeck5BU4-C5
>>61022222got 'em
>>61022214you're getting priced out. buy now or forever hold your bags.>the bubble will burst ANY DAY NOWlol, lmao.
>>61022214have you ever considered that when companies are in growth mode neither them or their shareholders care about the E part of the equation. that comes later
>>61022214AI multiple.
the roberts court is such a joke lmao
>>61022218communist spotted.
Bought and sold a put for +17% gain fuck yes
goddamit fidelity simply WILL NOT loadlet me in the market i'm trying to make some fooking gains
So does it really matter between GOOG and GOOGL tickers?
>>61022234The Palantir rally since Summer 2024 was precipitated by Peter Thiels guy becoming VP and the Trump administration writ large. There's a lot of political risk that the market hasn't properly priced in.
>GRRR kek baggies
>>61022001How the fuck is Germany that high up? We have the highest income tax in all of Europe, an additional 20% of our income goes to health care and our salaries are nowhere near US salaries for the same jobs.
>>61021822Motherfucker. Am I seriously going to go red on this shit while SPY is pumping?>>61022243Not really. Just buy GOOGL.
>>61022239its like trying to stop your drunk friend from getting in the driver seat
>>61022229There's lithium in your back yard unless your a fucking bug then you don't have a back yard.
>been watching MRK for weeks patiently waiting for a bottom>was planning on buying 10k of MRK calls this week in anticipation of NFP being the breakout catalyst >trump triggered a gamma squeeze yesterday with his retarded news and it’s up 10% in two daysDamn, free 20k overnight gone just like that
>>61022255bc you underestimate how much the average well educated 55 year old hans-uwe-jörgen-christian earns. not even talking about justus and bartholomäus here.
>>61022252Still green & sssssllllurpinRagov, if you are out there, this one is for you.
>>61022001Germany and DAX are so strong. France got cucked so hard
>>61022235That's not an AI multiple. By comparison, Nvidia has a PE of like 30. Palantir is currently the single most overvalued company in the entire history of the stock market. It's unprecedented.
haha what
>>61022266more trash! ive been holding mrk for months waiting for today. good riddance.
>>61022289heres a tip https://www.amazon.com/Android-Netflix-Certified-Support-Assistant/dp/B09FDM2MSX
do people pay for cnbc what the fuck is this
any bongs here? I've maxed out my ISA for this year and not sure whether to wait until April 6th so I don't get sodomised by Herr Starmer with taxes or if the opportunity cost would be too great and I just bite the bullet and jump in anyway. I've got 17k just earning savings interest right now.
>>61022222Checked
>>61022238congrats mate
>>61022275Ragov here I wanted you to fail
>>61022287if even half of the predictions for what palantir will be in 10 years are true it's going to 1k. Is it worth the risk to miss this?
>>61022287Why not? Semis caught wind because they are selling the shovels. It was "pretty easy" to guess that they would benefit from the ambiguous concept of AI. Now the market has decided that PLTR will be the prime mover to process all the shit and use it for some actual application beside generating lewd images of anime girls. PLTR is still early/undervalued
>>61022300Open a general investment account and realise less than 3k of gains the day before new fin year and (if you’re lucky) the other 3k just after. If you earn more than that count yourself lucky and hold onto it
>>61021968Turns out unless we keep wages suppressed like crazy the 2% inflation target is unsustainable
>>61022298i dont know why they have cooperman on, ever. he's old, obsolete, and retarded.
>>61022289oh no no no
>>61022315The thing is, ALL of the predictions for the next 10 years are already priced into the stock. If half the predictions don't come true, you won't ever see Palantir above $100 again.
>>61022300I'm bong but in an offshore sunny tax haven :)No capital gains or inheritance tax (or 'doctors & engineers') teeheeNo advice to give, I just wanted to flex my smigga
I DID recommend Amgen on here two weeks ago but it’s not mooning for the reasons I said. So anyone who bought I would suggest selling the news at 8% up until it goes back to 270 or so
i'm going all inn AGQ
>>61022328you a channel islander? gibraltar? >>61022319is 3k the higher tax band limit? remember it being 12k then 6k and now 3kbut I'm over £50k a year and I hear we get extra fucked
>>61022327they used to say that about amazon 7-8 years ago
Europoors fomo into shit that pumped during the american market hours then it pumps during premarket hours and then americans wake up and cash in and leave europe holding the bag then they do the same shit next week regardless . kek keep donating yurope
>>610223383k is the realised gains ceiling for not paying capital gains tax in a year. Lucky for me I’m in five figure heaven with my general account and I don’t hit that usually
>>61022318Do with your money what you want, but I think that chasing after a high speed train that's left the station 2 years ago is an incredibly stupid and risky financial decision. You can maybe get another 2x with Palantir in the coming years, sure, but there are lots of better, far less risky stocks to get that sort of return. Buying Palantir at over $100 is like buying Bitcoin at $100k, sure it may still have some decent upside, but you have missed out on the real gains, neither Palantir nor Bitcoin are going to go up another 4000% like they did in the past.
uh why is the line going down
>>61022345This timeline doesn't even make sense
>>61021856Thats when the fun starts, faggot
PRECIOUS METALS >>> BITCOIN ROTATION IS HERESELL GOLD MINERS >>> BUY LEVERAGED BITCOINThank you for your attention to this matter.
>>61022345this is inaccurate, i just fomo in general with no regard to any trading session.
>>61021856Citizens of India will become mega richindian individuals make up the biggest group of physical gold holders on the planet
>>61022236He will go down as one of the worst of all time but they do draw a line in the sand at whats most important and thats moneyBasically unless youre a member of the federal reserve they dont care if you get put under a guillotine Fed Cook will likely keep her job because they'll extend Powells protections to her
Wondering what to buy $5k of next week.>already up $15k in NVDAShould I load up on GOOG, AVGO or more NVDA and AMD?
>>61022300You only get taxed on gains (and only when you sell, for that matter). Think it through, anon, which is better - making money or not making money?
What is happening to Astrazeneca?
What the FUCK just happened to DXYZ? Shot up +28% for no apparent reason.
>>61022403I solded
>>61022403i sold last month and took it off my watchlist
>>61022389but I enjoy day trading desu get a little erection every time I buy a dip
UH, grokbros?
This is unreal, I’ve made like $15k doing nothing this past month. It just feels fake. How do you guys accept this? I know people doing backbreaking labor for $15-20 an hour.
What's the goal of the market? Show us even more that all macrodata has become irrelevant? Yields have recovered half of the dump on the reports. So what is this?
>>61022407>>61022409I'd been contemplating it for a while but was holding off until it at least started crabbing. Somebody knows something.
>>61022414I had a response keep copying and pasting itself for 4 minutes before I manually stopped it
>>61022420its literally been crabbing since febrruareey
>>61022366boomer rock enthusiasts in disbelief
>>61022378they should just say the fed has a magic spell of protection around it; would make more sense than their approach now
>>61022421people pay 30/month for this?
>>61022415What are you in? Those are good gains
>>61022414Happened several times to me on Twitter too.
If you inverse the charts we are crashing but upwards
>>61022432Boomer ETFs.
>>61022415I take it without a lot of responsibility. A lot of people don't get this opportunity. It's my duty to create generational wealth and pass it on to my white children and create a legacy
>>61022431I don't, no, but apparently iphone users do
>>61022416tax avoidance.
>>61022416Absorbing money supply.
>META shitting up my otherwise pristine portfolioFuck you kikeberg..
How does one properly use stop loss with options trading?
Anyone going in in OXY?
You caught the generational GRRR bottom, right smiggas? I've slurped about 200 shares so far today, yum!
5% greem today and back to unrealised even :DDDDD thanks Saylor for whatever moves this retarded ticker
>>61022456>You caught the generational GRRR bottomevery time you say this it dumps again lmao
everyone's a genius in a bull market...
>>61022459Generational GRRR BottomGenerational GRRR BottomGenerational GRRR BottomGenerational GRRR BottomGenerational GRRR BottomNow I get to slurp some more cheapies :D
>>61022462Yeh everyone except the fudders who got sidelined LMAO
>>61022415>How do you guys accept this? I know people doing backbreaking labor for $15-20 an hour.Yup. Once you realize this through your own account you can never go back to waging again.
>>61022437What happen if your white children are those trust fund babies who dont do shit and believe in liberal policies? That my greatest fear.
>Government shuts down>market goes upOkay what in the fuck is going on?
>>61022472lolberts won
>>61022466Bodied that freak
>>61021839I hate Wendy's on principle for ruining social media accounts so I shant be buying
>>61022472its almost as if these so called government shutdowns have happened multiple times before
>>61022470You have to actively spend time with them and give them money and projects to manage from early age. Duh.
>>61022466kek
>>61022470just send them to chicago for a summer then send them to colombia for a semester. That should educate them on savages.
>>61022466i am comfortably in the market. it just feels dirty and i dont think of myself as special or better than those who do not participate.
>covered calls I know are great not just good are messing up my %shut up nigga I want to get assigned
I woke up two hours late for work. I trimmed my KVUE position for a 30 dollar loss and I entered AGQ at 78.4 with a 10/03 80C write filled at 2.28Hard day at work.
>>61022480Those weren't real shutdowns boss.
>>61022470That's why you have to be a good parent.
>>61022345the v will come soon enough
shoutout to the KVUE dipslurping the shit out of it
>>61022456$15.77
The worst part about being a wagie is that I would have made more money trading for a bit and spent the rest of the day on vidya or talking to my girlfriend. Doesn't help that I'm STILL not being paid the right wage.
>>61022521>0.07% earnings growth>load up this rocketship to own the chuds
>>61022509>this time its different i swear guiselol okay
>>61022535No he's right, this time it is different. This time the executive branch is going to take full advantage of the chaos to ram through as much as possible and actually get something done
>Buy in>Market suddenly moves sell order up>Try to enter a new one >They raise it >Immediately begins to fade after I buy How? Literally every fucking time
>>61022062>in neovim with gitkek you hobbyists are clueless when it comes to scaling software. get a job and stop tweaking your config anon.
>>61022388Invest in Kingisle Entertainment
whats the best way to make an extra 4k a month without doing manual labor or customer service or being a w2 nigger?
>>61022535Baggler was literally crying about the last shut down for months too. He's always been a whiny baby, I think last time he was really crying about not being able to go to some gay museum and how the department of education did amazing work. Total KWAB.
>>61022415im honestly surprised anyone works anymore. the pay sucks and employers always try their hardest to pay even less
>>61022553day trading
>>61022553>Have $1 million>Invest it in stocks that pay monthly dividends with a yield of at least 4.8%It's just THAT easy.
>>61022561well yeah but i kind of mean besides that I'd like to keep my gains in the market or be able to add more on a monthly basis
>>61022553Day trade or you can wheel options if you have a lot of capital on hand.
Buy the RDDT dip?
>>61022570>just invest a million dollars at 60% aprcmon man
I can only hope that if I’m living the life of my fifty something single dad when I’m his age, I find the resolve to take my own life
>>61022570>>61022577god dammit i just realized you meant 4.8 apr fuck me i look stupid. someone hurry up and bake I can't post in this thread again
>>61022584There there anon *hugs you* it's okay
>>61022530im in this for the longtermthe pennystock meme bid is RBNE for the oil bump
>>61022584reset router until you get a new IP
>>61022557What the fuck are you talking about? This has never happened before. China is going to use this weakness as an opportunity to annex the taiwanian island, and create a singularity china.
>>61022529damn, you finally got a girlfriend?
mentally killing myself for not holding natgas futures from the september 23rd dip
>>61022062explain how vim and git replaces figma?
reminder that holding 80% of one ticker IS NOT "trading" you cannot call yourself a "trader"
shoutout to the DXF reddit pennyscam for crashing 40% this week
>>61022612He's making money doe
>>61022593>This has never happened beforeAlright Baggler, be honest. Have you just not had your coffee this morning or have you been abusing Benadryl again?
>>61022612ok rabbi
>>61022415>How do you guys accept this?Do not accept then, sell and get back to back breaking work and be poor. The trick is to sell some before it magically disappears.
It's over.
We’re so back
>>61022630My charts only go back 5 years, name one time in the past 5 years where this has happened boss?
>>61022464is GRRR even a real company?
Ah fuck it I closed my positions. Why can't I hold anything for more than 2 days?$5k for 2 days of "work" I'll take it.
how do i time the market
>>61022575Kinda crazy that it’s o ly up 25% ytd but could have made nearly triple on the last dip.
>>61022692It goes in waves
>>61022686>Look up leadership>It's fucking jeetsAnd for those reasons, I'm out.
>>61022547How many millions of dollars does it take for a disabled, atrophied blob in a wheelchair to get a tattooed alt-slut gf with a manageable amount of mental illness? Honest answer only please tyvm
>>61022715Did GRRRanon know about this?
>>61022654The last shutdown was December 2018-January 2019. It was the longest one we ever had. Were you sleeping when that happened? The market temp panicked and then we immediately V'd. There's no way we're getting such an easy buying opportunity this time around, cashies are too desperate to get back into the market after being sidelined for so long and everyone knows these "shutdowns" don't actually shut anything worthwhile down.
>>61022686“Our numbers may be wrong because we’re too dumb to accurately report them” Kek
>>61022630It's just that easy
>>61022692Buy low, wait, zoom out
GO DOWN YOU GOD DAMN GAY NIGGER MARKETNO NEW HIGHS YOU FUCKING ANAL KIKES
Grrr gorilla nigga
>>61022529>my girlfriendnice, good job anon
>>61022692base of the range = height of the range
>>61022733shant
>>61022717100% you can do it under 5m if you take the denji approach and worship her, but you'd have to let her fuck guys on the side and care to her every whim. if you want her all to yourself, at least 50m. in both cases she might leave, and you'll have to accept that. if you want to OWN her out right, 100m+ is required. pretty sure these numbers apply to almost all women. also, never marry or get a tight prenup
I fell into stockfag psychology this morningMy 10k portfolio was down 100 dollarsThen I realized it after feeling emotions that it went downImagine ever selling lol and not getting dividendsI'm new to stocks been in crypto like 12 years but just exited all crypto
It's over again.
>>61022776I don't like your attitude>>61022644But I like yours
>>61022719He is a Dalit so of course he does.
>>61022764the society owes me one of those
lol, lmao even
>>61022789the thing is society does give you one of those, all you have to do is create value. lots of it.
>>61022800life is a difficult game
I think I should've waited for the noon dump...
Everything is green today
>>61022595>>61022753Yep. I went on several dates that ultimately didn't come to anything before I eventually started talking to this girl online. It took like a month for us to meet due to conflicting vacations, but we've been on a bunch of dates since. I've learned that handholding really is as good as anime hypes it up to be. The first time it happened, I left with a stupid grin on my face.
>>61022726>>61022730That was only a partial shutdown, this one is total shutdown for all of the government. It's like comparing Trump to Obama boss.
Lost my job, need to start playing a bit more for daily gains. I have $7k in the gambling account, should I start doing 0DTEs?
>>61022717You're patheticNo woman is loyal to just money or in general
>>61022826not my IWM
>>61022830Oh, I probably misphrased that. They're not just dates; we are officially together.
wtf is btc up almost 5% for
>>61022834you're not even going to be able to get SNAP benefits because Chuck "Starve the Children and Smile" Schumer doesn't want to fund the government boss.
>>61022851>>61022830Very cute. Congrats
>>61017656>DXYZ
>>61022833>That was only a partial shutdown, this one is total shutdown They're basically the same thing dummy. The last full on shutdown we got was under Obama and it was literally no different than the last partial one under Trump. Essential employees still work, furloughed employees get a vacation from doing nothing, and the market moves on. Nothingburger.
Why can't yahoo jeets do math?
>>61022866unironically, jews in the government right now.have fun guessing when it crashes
>>61022826>>61022844Nor my meme stonks
>>61022366>Thank you for your attention to this matterWhat matter?Bitcon weights nothing...
Yeah ok, it's set. New ATH today. Might take 1-2 hours, but it's programmed.
>>61022875Okay, well when the whole market tanks and you're getting stuff shoved up your FNMA, don't say I didn't warn you about the terrible tragedy that has befallen our once great Republic boss.
>>61022907>>61022907>>61022907NEW THREADNEW THREADNEW TREAD
>>61022903Only jail is programmed.
>>61022472Max pain.market makies manipulate (“hedge”) prices so they don’t have to pay what they owe on options. After oct 10th we have leeway to fall. Between oct 14 and oct 17th we flip largely down to 651 SPY. I guarantee you there will be some surprise FUD somewhere between those two dates which suddenly dumps the market after half a month of crabbing, merely by chance of course :) :) :).
The tesla dealership down the street has the same cybertrucks since January. Whistlingdeisel has already shown chinese robots work just fine.
>>61022830>>61022851one day, I will be rich enough to buy your life.
>>61022924bullish
>Intel Corporation shares are trading higher on Wednesday after Semafor reported the company is in early talks to add Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. as a foundry customer.
Thoughts on EOSE? Should I go all in?
>>61023957crazy how a president can make all of this happen
