Buddy You Could Have Bought A Long Time Ago Edition>Educational sites: https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams: https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts: https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Options https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data: https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101: https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc: https://tradingeconomics.com/https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious: >>61026832
DIE DIE DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT MARKET
last
What if tech is UNDERvalued?
IVDA going to $2don't hold overnight though this is a dogshit company for daytrading only
Casino is hot today, let's get that easy money
>>61028315I circled where i assume you started shorting.
what is /smg/ listening to?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwEVFhwHzho
>>61028344i am watching caleb hammer videos
Funnily, the yields moved even though there was no data. Probably the fact there was no data made them move, because it happened shortly after 8:30, not on 8:30.
>>61028310who is this whore and why does this one person keep posting this gross closeup of him all the time
>>61028344https://youtu.be/mXq_p_1NvK0?si=4RUuPAq60cKgAqEx
>>61028344https://youtu.be/4x8KpUyCnOw?si=1_gTA21FVYxkE_0i
Putin promised to nuke america if tomahawks are sent, its over for ameritrannies SELL SELL SELL
>>61028344>what is /smg/ listening to?why easy money of coursehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY5c1HkHiZ4
>>61028349You bought calls right anon?
>>61028357>Putin promised to nuke america if tomahawks are sentbuy into WW III, its good for business
Bros im so happy i saw someone copy my Bobo screaming LOWER ppst that i used to do. Also did the spectre of Bobos past already cock crow? Spy shoikd dup from here a good bit.
When I hold something that moons and I dont sell, it always fades. When I sell, it just keeps ripping. Im so fucking tired of this shit
>>61028357>Putin promised to nuke americabut that would result in russia getting nuked
>>61028344https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5StbilWhRw
0dte spy 665c
>>61028366do what i do and sell covered calls so it stays in your port as it moons and doesn't exercise
I GOT SHAKEN OUT BOBO YOU FUCKER!!
>>61028368i bought and installed this game but then started playing final fantasy insteadmade it through 8 and 9 and currently working on 6, 7, and 16 all at once
shoutout to the faggot from three threads ago who “saw the light” and stopped doing puts to go all in on calls
>>61028366>When I sell, it just keeps rippingyes, but you lock in gains and set a new higher position. You never lose money taking profits. If you change your view you will be happy making money. Its a business process, don't chase it.
TSLA up 3% in pre-market then big dropWTF is this shit?
>>61028362HOW IS THIS YOUR BOBO?
>>61028330My cock is undervalued :(Someone needs to slurp it
>>61028384shoeshinerscale 9/10it is so brutal.
Bobo could not take it anymore
>>61028387Elon wanted to touch a half trillion
>>61028387Fucking everything was up pre-market then big drop
>SOXLSOXL chads we JUST KEEP FUCKING WINNINGOur winning is nonstop. SOXL will retvrn to 40, and then on to 50 and 60.
>>61028290its habbening
I tried to warn everybody boss. They didn't listen, they never fucking listen.
Its soooooo over
>>61028419Less talking, more sucking hoe.
>>61028376good man
#Stopthedumping#freetesla
Did minors hit their top todayhttps://ca.finance.yahoo.com/quote/CGMU.TO/
Oh...
>>61028437Yes, top is in. FUCK GOLD TRANNIES AND FUCK SILVER TRANNIES
>>61028437rotation to bitcoin has begun
im getting financially raped
>He didn’t buy Ashtead Technology (AT) It’s ok there’s still time before they move to the London Stock Exchange on the 6th! But you smiggas better be quick!
I've been raped
50% VGT25% VOO25% BND thats it i wanna leave it there untill trump get impeached
>>61028458welcome
>the best bobo can muster is -.14% off ATHs
BOEING BROS WMI
>>61028349its goldie glocks or something like that
>>61028458and here's why it's a good thing
>>61028454>>61028458>>61028464It's still not too late to load up on TSLA shorts
I'm back fucking green let's gooooo
Didn't see this faggotmarket yesterday do any trading like today. Weird it only happens on a (still) red day (probably green by close).
>looking at puts>buy one>dumps, but goes up>breakeven, about to sell if it goes up>boss comes>talk for 5mins>check put>-35%god damnit why do i daytrade at work
I'm 35, my wife is 33. We have 3.2M and live in a high cost area. We feel poor.Someone make me feel better.
>>61028498So true
>Klarna green for the first time EVERremember a few weeks ago when you niggas were desperate to get on that on its IPO daylmao
>>61028496its the wagies revenge to the techbro
>>61028501>>61028498Please, what do I buy? I am poor and I wish to no longer be POOR
>>61028498At least there are probably very few brown people in your area? Wait, you might be in tech so you're probably surrounded by jeets
how my PL chads doing on this fine morning? looks like yesterdays 6% run is happening again today!!!for anons who dont know, this is a small cap company hq’d in san francisco and lead by a former nasa engineer that has the biggest fleet of Earth Observation satellites in the world. their main competitor is Maxar, which does have higher res satellites but much smaller in number. high revisit timing is key these days and PL is the BEST at it
>>61028496You aren't really daytrading if you have an actual job
>>61028508I don't know what else you hold or your timeline, but given my current holdings and long term holding, if I had to throw in another 100k or something I'd probably spread across like VTI VTV and VGK. Boring but idk that's probably what I'd buy.
>>61028513mmh looks tasty, thanks
Kek SRPT is pumping.But even more kek@ QUANTUM
>>61028344WE GOING GREENhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dCDOIz-Mwg
>>61028508if you're actually poor poor you need to build a good foundation first. Its boring boomer advice but you aren't fixing that shit with one or two trades. Also shutout to Dellanon, I sold my leaps for a nice profit yesterday
>>61028509That's true, I guess we have that.
/smg/, it's looking very likely that I will be going to prison for the next 10 or so years. I have $20k in my portfolio and I plan to keep it in there for the duration of my stay, taking enough out every month to fund my commissary. Do any brokerages have built in ways to send money to a commissary on a set period? What would be an ideal ETF to hold for 10 years without any management? Thanks
>>61028498yuck filthy pedophile!
>>61028537not going to give advice butI feel like this isn't the first time I have seen a post like this
Guys, I finally did it.I broke 1 million in cash/PMs/bitcoin/liquid stock (non-401k/IRA) assets.I finally made it at the age of 33 years old.
>>61028508>keep 80-90% in safe assets like ETFs>this will give you more risk tolerance with your psycho trades>put profit from psycho trades into safe ETFs>rinse and repeat
>>61028496update: caught the sudden dump and exited now after doubling down. only lost $4. staying out of daytrades for the rest of the week. shit is too stressful.
>>61028537I doubt it. Good luck bud, I would off myself if I was facing 10yds
>>61028537Put it all on INTC.
>>61028551congrats bro
>>61028551these (most likely fake) brag posts are so tiresome
>>61028551I did the same very recently but uncle sam is going to steal it from me come january with like 130k in capital gains taxes
>>61028560Hell no>>61028559Most likely a federal low security so it shouldnt be that bad. I can have someone I trust manage pulling and sending the money for me if I need to
>>61028566as someone with quite a large portfolio, I have never posted an exact number here. Leads me to believe they're mostly demoralization bots
>>61028560Hahahahaa
>>61028552>Lose all psychotrade money on first trade>Take 10-20 from safe assets life ETFs>This will give you more risk acceptance with your psycho trades>lose again>rinse and repeat
Tfw I could’ve bought RGTI and vastly outperformed my own portfolio I spend hours a day researching
>>61028582So you missed out on it. What you doing right now?
BOBOS WE GOT TOO COCKYTHEYRE GONNA PUMP IT 10%WHILE THE GOV IS SHUT DOWNTHE MARKET NEVER CORRECTS ANYMOREWHY WONT IT DUMP MORE
>>61028566>>61028579I'm over 1 million but its mostly retirement stuff and my kids 529s :(
>>61028581No you don't sell the ETF's, you refill it with the income you save every month. If you save 30k/year, put 20k into psycho port, don't liquidate long-term holdings ever
give it to me straight... are we winning?
>>61028566Why wouldn't you rejoice of a bro making itWAGMI
>>61028566>>61028579>im not successful so anyone else who is is a liar!Ok bro, just ignore the mega historical rally we have had since 2022 and the fact that many of us have been trading it, that loser attitude is gonna keep you poor forever
>>61028570That's what's going to happen to me. April was particularly bad buying/selling through the initial tariff craziness.>>61028566SOXL has done nothing but bring wealth to me and for that I'll always love it to death. >>61028579Exact opposite man. I've dragged my fucking nuts through the glass of the market for years to get to this. I've blown my account up twice and made it back. I've had thoughts of blowing my brains out after losing nearly 600k. Absolutely not a fucking demoralization. The entire point is that IF YOU DO YOUR DUE DILIGENCE and have conviction you can make great money.
If you had to put your life savings on either INTCel or AMD and keep it there for at least 10 years, which one would you go for?
>>61028595At least you can take out loans against your retirement accounts, if you need the cash flow for things like home projects. Just remember to pay it back within a year.
>>61028619Unitonically intel because it has to catch up
>>61028605What the fuck why are you doing such risky plays with millions of capitals.Fucking based I kneelWhat's your target?
>>61028513I own 20 shares and i bought 10 yesterday. I should have bought more, but I've been waiting for the DIP.But Im loving the small gains. Can't wait to get more.
>>61028532as someone who started with 20k and now has 3k, do not options trade as a poor. do not enable options. yes you can gain currency very quickly but lose it even faster. DO NOT TRADE OPTIONS WITH SAVINGS.t. tesla puts in april “guaranteed to print o. earnings”
WHY IS ONLY TESLA RED AAAAAAA WHY IS ONLY TESLA RED AAAAAAA WHY IS ONLY TESLA RED AAAAAAA WHY IS ONLY TESLA RED AAAAAAA
>>61028643My TSMC is red...
>>61028579it does happen way too often to feel true
One of the greatest pleasures in life is opening a short position right before a large drop and then setting your stop loss to a point where you make a nice profit regardless of what happens. If there's a rugpull, fucking awesome, but if the retard pump continues, I still make a nice chunk of change.
>>61028517>You aren't really daytrading if you have an actual jobI knew plenty of people who never worked at work and only day traded on the company dime and computer
>>61028636Main thing about options trading is its actually best to take longer dated positions. Short dated ones eat tons of shit on theta decay and just random walk. Its the ones 6+ weeks out that make good money for their value.Also never trade options on low volume stock. You get fucked getting into and getting out of the position, and there's no good liquidity.
>>61028605Options?
>>61028551great job anon
Wait did something happen?Why is fanny pumping again?
>>61028643silver and gold are red too
>>61028660yeah, as a poor, i agree, but the long dated options have stupid high premiums. unless you’re trading a pennystock or former pennystock.
>>61028646Screw your taiwan shitI am talking americanI am talking mag 7I am talking the meme man himselfI am talking on a day where Everything is greenTesla is red
>>61028508ETFs for safer investments and gains, until you get experience how the markets work, then you can take small gabmles on newer stocks that have rip potential and if they rip sell and add to your safe ETFs. Repeat.
>>61028643>>61028674Microsoft is also red. So is google. You didn't even look at the Mag 7 before posting. You are gay.
>>61028672By 0.5% Wow
>>61028671I'm in FNMA and even I can't figure out these random +4% or +5% days.The stock shot all the way up to 16 when it looked to be getting closer to going fully public again, but dropped back down to 12-13 afterward. Maybe its just walking back to that 15-16 area.Either way, I think FNMA is a millionaire maker. If they do get their way, it'll probably get back to 70 or 80 based on valuations alone.
>>61028681TrueEverything i hold is giga green today except Tesla actually Also fuck jewgle and jewsoft
>>61028537They will know you have money and you will have to pay monthly to stay alive, so keep the money in a safe ETF live VOO so you can pay them off for your vacation stay.
Any index fund chads? I just crossed 200K, most of it in VTSAX, FRZOX, FXAIX and VTWAXBeen getting a solid 13-15% return YoY since before COVID
>>61028673That's why its a good idea to get about 30k together before doing it. Each position usually takes thousands to put together, and if you want to average down you need thousands more.But man, if you can get on a good stock on a bullrun you can make absolute bank buying calls, selling them once they go 100% or more, then buying a new set higher up and further out. NVDA was a fun ride with that.
>>61028532>>61028518>>61028532>>61028678Alright guys, I have a lot of expenses because both of my parents are unemployed so I can only invest around 600 a monthShould I only buy ETFs at first or also buy small bags of high potential stocks?
>>61028685I'm too much of a pussy to go all in on something like this, but I would coom if I got 6 figures from the fanny may company
>>61028582>Tfw I could’ve bought RGTIthere is always another one to invest in. look at NVTS or ONDS. If you think RGTI is going to be a winner there is still time to invest for some good gains.
Buffet really lost his touch eh
>>61028698I suggest ETFs. Practice not touching them. In the meantime, research one company to buy, and tip toe in to that. In my folio I only own one single company's stock (Amazon).
Rsi on weekly spy is over 70. Historically it corrects from that level.
Schnippen schnappen
>>61028704He buys companies he believes inThe stock price doesnt care sbout how well a company performs thoIts just about the latest hype
>>61028698600 a month is good. I mean that's 7200 a year.Even if you just plow it into SPY and assume 10%, after 5 years you'll have made 10k off a principal of 33k.If you plan to go to college or trades, by the time y you're ready for work you'll have a large nest egg.
I'm 27, my wife is dead.We have a rope we live under a bridgeWe feel poor.Someone make me feel better.
Who keeps flushing the SPX? It's a controlled demolition
>>61028643It's a buy the news, sell the rumor quarter for TSLA. A lot of short term buyers made out with a nice bit of profit.The truth is that being long in TSLA right now is actually a massive gamble. This company is betting on autonomous taxis supplanting car ownership. Their business model is going to be completely transformed. This is an all or nothing bet, and only those with absolute conviction in robotaxis should stay in.
>>61028674the wall street is trolling us again....
What are the chances that HOLO ever does a bounce back?
>>61028698>ETFs at firstthe most import rule, do not lose money, grow your money. Investing $600/month is far better than 95% of the population and you need to develop safe investing practices for the long haul. Invest safely, watch how money grows (there will be some sudden pullbacks, then recovery) slow and steady to gain experience. You need that experience to analyze any individual stocks you want to invest in, and take small positions if you do.
Im 33. I last fucked a short fat mexican single mom and disnt cum.I pay half my salary to my mortgage and have 5k in my bank.I still feel poor.Someone male me feel better
>>61028730I don't even know if i would ever bet on the automotive industry when most people can't afford cars and those who take out car loans can't even pay them. I don't know what they are thinking at tesla.Ford just exists for dividends.
How the FUCK is intel ripping this hard, they will eventually come crashing down to $15 right?
A reminder that GRRR is about to double bottom and go parabolic
>>61028745Was she hot? Why didn't you cum?
>>61028724This post is why we need a bearmarket
>>61028732Only when the new Spice and Wolf season gets announced
>>61028745reee that one was supposed to be mine
I'm 26I have a girlfriend with g cupsI only pay 500/month in rent while making 60k a yearI've only been investing since June and have 7k in my portfolio with decent growthSomeone make me feel worse
>>61028701>Tfw bought ONDS at $2.50 and sold at $3:_:
Literally just buy anything not mid cap and you're up double digit next day
SOXL is scaring me
>>61028440I dont understand much about charts. But why would you buy into a mortgage company? Have you not seen Florida RE market lately?
>>61028769This >>61028765 is scaring me
>>61028746>I don't even know if i would ever bet on the automotive industry when most people can't afford cars and those who take out car loans can't even pay themThat would actually be a bullish argument for TSLA. Fewer people may be able to afford cars, but everyone still needs to get around. Robotaxis can be almost as cheap as public transport, without the downsides. If we get there, we will see the same debate emerge around car ownership as we have now with buying/renting homes.
pathetic Vlets dump it again and give mumu another chance
>>61028479I really believe this is a free trade.. at the very least, +EV
friday pump or friday dump?
>>61028796Friday violent kangaroo
>>61028785Somebody just wanted to make quick money with options
Will coffee ever rugpull?
>>61028770The single thing keeping me in fanny right now is the sheer number of smiggers that simply do not understand its function
>>61028812Tea solves this. Also I rotated all my individual holdings into SPY for safety but it will probably dump.
>>61028757Bear markets just don't last. Best one bears got was for maybe 1 year at the start of 2022.
>LVMH
>>61028827I think we'll have a minor correction followed by a perpetual crab and high currency devaluation (so stocks aren't moving but your purchasing power is rapidly decaying)
>>61028498No hymen no diamond.
Why is oil getting pummeled
>>61028498Jerry Maguire's famous line"You had me at poopy."
>>61028850>Why is oilOPEC. it's literally always OPEC
>>61028853UH ohhhh stinky poopy ehehee
>>61028850OPEC are shitting out more oil over the next 6 months to cripple the smaller oil producing nations and push up the price in the longer run
>>61028829hah wagies really do always lose while passive income chads win
>Intel is pumping again
RSI72 NASDAQ69 S&PBIG CORRECTION IS DUEFRIENDSTHEN RESUME PUMP
>>61028472she looks like she was on blacked
>>61028867Eh, high RSI could just mean we crab for a bit to consolidate then continue on
>>61028863>"At least we don't have to pay for healthcare, American."
>>61028878insurance premiums are going parabolic.>it only affects ACA plansKek try and find out what your employer is paying. It's probably approaching parity with your salary.
>>61028877what happened? I havent followed him after sarepta dumped (HAAARD). how is lil bro doing these days.
Guys, i’m at a conundrum, $440k Nw at 30, I need to start a family soon but I have too much money to risk. Did I just price myself out of marriage and dating?
>>61028889don't regularly watch him. Probably quantum, look at Rigetti
>>61028893>30>starting a family geg, it's literally over for you.
>>61028893Just don't get married or live in a common law marriage state. If it's not on the books, you're roommates
>>61028893children are not an investment unless you are a subsistence farmer
>>61028893Marry someone that also has a NW of $440k
>>61028893Just sogn a prenup whenever marriage happensIf you're not even in the dating stage with anyone then who cares?
95 percent of upper-income mothers are married but only 35 percent of lower-income mothers are.
what caused this?
ukrainians just fucked my gas station and theres no oil leftFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>61028916fuck forgot pic
>>61028893store it as crypto or under your moms bank account
>>61028865If it dips during lunch I'll buy in
>>61028922Elon continuing to cling to the self-driving meme
Yesterday CNBC said that the shutdown likely increases chances for a cut. But how can the Fed cut without any data?
Man I would be up 4x on my Nebius and 2x on my plebbit if I wasn't such a paperhanded faggot.
>>61028922Realization that tslas are not going to sell after they got rid of tax credit
>>61028933when you're flying blind its best pull up on the stick and not pull down
>>61028922Musk has declared war on Netflix and now Netflix has commissioned a hitpiece documentary and a very unflattering biopicA billion normies are about to think Musk is literally incel Hitler who hates his army of children
>>61028941If only JFK Jr. heeded that advice
>portfolio down again>check, its cuz of majority stake MSFT tech gibbs>everything else upalrighty
>>61028922Just make a cheap ass car to compete with china
>>61028944Normies already hate Musk though
>>61028944a billion normies already think this. No one who doesnt already have a hate boner for him is watching that.
>>61028933The data was fake and gay anyways. It was cooked ever since Covid but even more so now with Trump publicly firing anyone for reporting bad data. Why publish it at all at this point.
dear sirsdear madamsi boughted le circle internet group 2 days ago for 128 usd
>>61028941>pull up on the stick and not pull downpush down*literally 200+ people died because of the two words "pull down" in 2014. I will never ever ride on the death machine called a plane ever. humans are not meant for the sky.
>>61028922Bullshit magic stock that moves up and down arbitrarilyThere's the answer to all your questions
>>61028344https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNQaBdPA0bo&list=RDeNQaBdPA0bo&start_radio=1
>>61028934Nebius still undervalued, should get back in. It’s getting to be one of those cult stocks like tsla
>>61028963Very good sir thank you
>>61028344https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xghy3HiAMw
Second Great Depression begins in 2026, this stock market has gone full retard now
>>61028980There's enough juice to get us to 1929 so we can have worst stock market crash in 100 years. Why would they strip us of that?
>1pbtid
First paycheck with new raise
>>61028970I longed it in the thirties in February but paperhanded. Boughted back in when it ripped to the nineties.
>>61028996Congrats anon
>>61028985>Serious credit card delinquencies climb to highest level in 14 years, per FTYep, WAY more juice to cause an epic crash
>>61028970>>61028934Still a complete noob here, invested around 7000€ and I'm up in each of my "bets", for a total profit of 700 in just under a month. I want to keep it rolling so, I'm getting another 3K to put in whatever I want. Should I go all in on NVDIA, Nebius, or Applied Digital?
>>61028944Lets be real, netflix is WAY overvalued.
>>61028985>Asset prices are up but the frontpage of the Internet says things are bad>It must mean a crash is comingLmao. The markets aren't subject to the forces of gravity you moron. Is this your first time seeing a melt up before?
>told myself i was gonna gamble a few bucks like a retard, buy some high risk options and check them out hours later>select an option>tell myself this is retarded and not do it>come home after hours>check market>the same option did a literal 100xIm gonna fucking cry
kinda hate this market just slow the fuck down for a bit
>>61028980the great depression wont happen unless there are millions of retards who didnt learn the lesson to be learned and are investing with margin.You guys ARE using your capital right?
>>61029011a crash is coming though
are there any betting markets that are legal in the EU?
>>61029012Someone tell me its okay please
>>61029005Idk much about Apld, just know it’s in the same space. Personally I’m more risk tolerant so I’d go 2k nbis 1k nvda. nvda is probably the only sure winner in this AI space
>>61029033It's not your fault.
>>61029033It's okay anon
>>61029012>>61029033There there. You just need to steel your resolve for next time
>oilI saw the dishonest pump a few days ago and knew something was up but I didn't sell
was this the top for baba?
Generational bottom for gold?
>>61029037>>61029039>>61029040Thank you guys
>>61029000Gracias amigo mĂo>>61028996Just bought some FXAIX, SCHG, and FSPGX
>>61028996Well, what are you buying with your new raise
>>61029060kek buying schg when it hit a high today
>BYND up 4% after pumping 20% yesterdayYou really thought you could avoid your fate...
>he bought?
>schdTime to go laugh at all the redditors again! Muh passive income! Dividend investing is for literal retards in the modern age what a midwit filter.
>>61029071Buy and never sell.
>>61029080At least he generated a cute mascot gorl...
>>61029012which option was it
>>61029020from here to the end of times sure, more than one, but don't worry, you won't see it coming.
>>61028979Every really wealthy person I've ever met has luxury versions of Toyota/Honda for daily drivers and then way nicer cars in the garage for a day out. It's sort of true.
>>61029080it's kind of funny how they larp as 80's boomer value investors
>>61029088a broken BBC is right twice a cuck chair
I’m so tired of my trading strategy being basically dogshit trend analysis. How do I actually accurately assess stock prices like real firms do it
my brother got into the market with low money earlier this year. he 3x on one stock he had few of. one of his coworkers shilled him some penny shit that went down 85%.
>>61029096you read links in OP for the first time ever
>>61029086sure, but just putting it in VOO is better 99% of the time
>>61029104Cute. Love breast envy
>>61029094mutt's law
>>61029096The truth is that no one knows how much .000001% of a company should actually trade for. If you were an indigo child then just use your gut to trade on instinct and if you're just a loser then just stick to an index DCA strat.
>>61029094a bear with a cuck fetish, now you're starting to make sense.
>>61029102The only OP link with any sort of material is the boogerhead’s link. I already know how to do a diversified DCA strategy, I’m looking for valuation analysis >>61029111Nice trips, I don’t believe it though, the market is fundamentally solvable look at Citadel
Man my parents used to work in manufacturing doing hard work. Don’t you guys consider it unfair making so much money sitting on your ass?
>>61029113Can we get a GLD-chan? Her boobs must have inflated a lot over the last two years
>SOXL +6.23%
>>61029104 >kek bagg- *slap* did I say you could stop sucking?>that’s more like it>agggghhhhhhh>that was good, now it’s time to invest in voo
>>61029111Is it a good read or are you using the cover for illustration?
>>61029077i thought this was dying
>>61029104I regret buying SCHD dividends make no fucking sense unless you’re old.
>buy stocks with few money>it skyrockets>buy certain big fish>it makes -50%why is it always like this?
>>61029143schd is the best and most based stock
So, stocks will never decrease in value in a significant way ever again
>>61029018Margin usage is publicly available data.https://www.finra.org/rules-guidance/key-topics/margin-accounts/margin-statisticsMargin debt recently surpassed $1 trillion for the first time in history.
>>61028756She had a cutish face and personality but it turns out fat bellies gives me the ick. Her ass was just fat, not in a good way. Weak and flabby.
>>61029160why should they? give me your thesis
>>61029080Dividend investing is a good part of having a diversified portfolio. Especially if you're investing in something that has growth attached to it.
>AMD up $10 since announcement of some kind of cooperation or integration or whatever bullshit with foundry of IntelThis circlejerk needs to fuckin stop
>>61029131I feel horrible. My dad's a hard worker and so is my wife. She even works a second part time job on top of her career and I think sometimes she wishes I was more ambitious but how can you go work minimum wage for a couple extra bucks when you can make more than a year salary of that off a good trade. It totally kills your work ethic and is why capitalism is probably a failed system.
>>61029131Bold of you to assume im making moneyt. Bobo
>>61029131Options in 2023?
Yup everything just keeps mooning. Fuck this shit market
>>61029168I don't have one. I don't know what it would take at this point.
>>61029161jesus christ how horrifying
>>61029096volume profile. it just werks.
>>61029096It's literally random bro.
>>61029131we'll get our asses handed to us eventually
i boughted $10 worth of SCHD today
>>61029168The theoretical value of stocks is that they entitle you to a share of the company's earnings. All stock values hinge on the assumption that some day, down the line, it will be worth holding the stock and collecting the earnings, rather than just selling the stock to someone else at a profit. If that assumption does not exist, stocks have no actual reason to be worth anything and any bull thesis at that point is simply greater fool theory. With current valuations, it would take multiple, multiple decades for a single share to pay itself off.
>>61029096Just buy ETFs and never look back
>>61029161>margin ath>stock market athno one could have predicted this
>>61029196I should be entitled to a discount of SCHD if i buy through Schwab
>>61029096vibes based investing
>Know dividend stocks are dogshit>Also know that what I want is just have bonus passive income (aka dividends)Now what
additionally i boughted $1 of DGRO today
>>61029216as you can see, i'll never have to work a day in my life with this kind of cash flow
>>61029216What you want is good stocks that just so happen to pay a dividend
>>61029209You do get a discount when buying SCHD. You get a 10% annual discount on your returns compared to just buying SPY. Thanks for playing!
>>61029181Stay patient, its running out of gas, youll see.
So can you go take a walk down wall street and let me know if you see any blood in the street yet? I want to buy, but I'm not sure it's quite time yet boss.
>>61029218anon is pricing me out fuck.
>>61029208haha fake market propped up by fake money
>>61029216Nonsense.Your investment life is split in two phases: the accumulation phase, and retirement.During your accumulation phase, pay yourself first. You should not need to take money out of your investment account to spend it on junk.Even if you get dividends, reinvest them back in.When you have enough to retire, you can start 3% withdrawals adjusted for inflation after that. 4% if you retire at 60+.
>>61029231Buy high sell higher
>>61029228lmao
>saved up for 30k in my savings so i had a good cushion in case of emergency>now heavily tempted to drop more and more of that 30k into my account insteadI know 25k would still be plenty of a safety net if I wanted to put a couple more thousands into my account, but part of me looks at investing the same way as I do gambling (dont put in more than you're willing to lose). And I dunno if I wanna play with my momey so haphazardly
>>61029012same bro
>>61029191It’s not though. Minimum arbitrage strategies prove wrong.
>>61029216>I want incomeFucking WHY though? They're taxed to shit, they don't outperform stock buybacks, the market has so many bots and market makers that it's practically more liquid than a savings account.... What the fuck DO YOU WANT THIS FOR? Please explain it to me, I'm doing my best here to understand you knuckle dragging SCHD buyers.
>>61029221Yea but why can’t i jsut be in VTI/VOO then switch to divvies in old age? I want the higher total return.
Thoughts on just saying "fuck it" and going all in on TQQQ?
>>61029248What's your monthly expenses like?Having more than 6-12 months of cash saved is not very optimal.If you're afraid to invest it, that means your allocation does not fit your risk profile.Don't put it all into a stocks ETF although that is optimal for 20+ years investment windows. Just do a 60/40 split or whatever makes you comfortable. Holding cash long term is a bigger risk. Your wealth will literally slip out of your fingers.
>>61029197so you are basically sidelined. is that it?
>>61029256>old ageimplying you'll make it past 60 you have plastic in your balls you stupid motherfucker. its fucking over. my goal is to not need to work.
There are better picks for income than SCHD but don't expect growth whatsoever.
what watch does /smg/ use?surely you have a great watch right?
>>61029275My $80 Seiko has worked great for years
>>61029275I had a RItsu Tainaka-themed watch that I lost
the oracle says go take a shit in the forest, just sit on a fallen tree, then swim naked in the sea.and you'll know what to buy.
>>61029262I'm 75% cash, yes. Here are my meager holdings, you really got me...
>>61029275Tissot PR100
>>61029255https://www.reddit.com/r/SCHD/Here you go. Go immerse yourself in the mind of the redditor. Basically it's part cult part not understanding basic math.
>>61029304based same.
>>61029260>What's your monthly expenses like?500/month in rent, then another ~400 in gas, groceries, discretionary expenses etcYou're right that its better to invest the money than hold it in my account (although the account makes about 100/month from APY, but I could get far more fron good investments)I'll probably cave and toss a couple grand into my Schwab account. Part of it may also be that psychologically i look at it more as "purchasing" instead of investing in future wealth
>>61028933>how can the Fed cut without any data?the "data" is fake, the fed cuts when the elite tell them to cut.
>>61029275I have a Garmin for daily use and a Squale for weekends/going out
>>61029304but this is the dreamwatch. i treat my stuff too bad so i will never get it but i really like it. maybe you like it too. the popes watch!! (ratzinger)
>>61029305They don’t understand taxes either, shitload of people there have schd in a taxable brokerage yet have VOO/SPY in the tax advantaged accounts.
>>61029282>RItsu Tainaka-themedare you 15?
>>61029318I was 25
>>61029275grocery store receipts
That one Simpsons episode where Homer gets sandwich mayonnaise all over his windshield so he tries driving using the reflection of his watch
>>61029131I'm super duper glad I waggied in college so that, for the rest of my life, I will never have to take blue collar bitching seriously. When some guy wearing Carhart bitches about the man and people making money off of nothing, I smile fondly and remember how 60% of a construction shift was spent standing around talking and calling each other gay.
>>61029309Bit the bullet and put more in. 25k is still plenty of a safety netFeel free to shill some buys. Im probably gonna put a decent chunk in SIL, GDXJ, and EXK
I bought a ton of ASML earlier this year and am currently up 50% on it. The stock is now approaching its previous ATH. Any price targets for ASML?
>>61029338Isn’t carhartt like super expensive now for no reason?
>>61028332told you
>>61029304
>>61029275only right answer
>>61028457I'm glad I'm one of the three people who bought this
You will not survive what's coming if your port isn't at least 25% schd
>calls I bought for $0.50 and sold for $0.40 are now $0.75[screams in regret]
>>61029362This kind of stupid magical thinking is as embarrassing as people that think bonds will magically save them during a correction.
>>61029360>>61029359t.15 yo
>>61029362>implying i have survived todaythanks that means a lot.
>>61029373stop buying options
>>61029373Become a chad option seller instead
>>61028963sirs i still hold le circle internet group
>>61029383don't do that eitherit's called picking up pennies in front of a steamroller for a reason
>>61029384>>61029384>>61029384
>>61029389It's actually called free money
>>61029362>schd>schidPradeep, I…
>>61029275im rockin my $1200 hamilton khaki murph rn
What can I say? I like to wear a watch while surfing, and that restricts my choices a lot for my daily watch. And I barely go out at night anymore.
>>61029378>nooo you have to wear this obscure timako-himalton whatever the fuck that only other watch autists care about!!
>>61029423meant for >>61029378
This retardpump couldn't be on any less volume
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