Previous >>61029384>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
it's over
If you post in this thread you are gay not me
>>61031054Yeak okay whatever pink id faggot
is dissa thread a gonna get a prune da too?
>>61031058>faggotyou mustve not read the "not me" part. Your reading comprehension skills are double digit IQ levels
Check em
>>61031043This is me.
I hope that MSTR cope thread isn't real, I need to sell end of this year for beer and rent probably and if it actually moons beyond my sell limit I'll be pissed>>61031066orange man funny
spooooooky rally is enabled ! ! ! 1
>>61031069which one? im already the guy in the shower. I do be takin showers sometimes. I could see you being the sleepy heaad one in bed
>everything up too high>should have bought goldSHOULD HAVE BOUGHT GOLD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61031066CHECK'EM
Bought more Games Workshop
you chuds bought ONDS, right?before the spac merger.....right?
>>61031074MSTR has to 10x because otherwise I'll have been buying MSTU in the 5-10 dollar range for nothing.
>>61031089if you're going to select a meme stock to pretend to have bought 25% seems quite meagre tbdesu
>>61031082A wise choice. The most jewish british company.>>61031089No, but I saw you shitting it like 5 hours ago after the pump. But I have a real question for you- don't spac mergers usually dilute people who bought before?
>futures
>>61031103i miss her so much bros
>>61031103>>61031104She’s in a better place now
What was that retarded shit about that baitpost?
Should I launch this as is (after plugging up the news feeds and such plugged up to real data sources) and keep the backtesting stuff as a beta feature or wait until the backtesting suite has minimum functionality? Or maybe do a limited number of sign ups? I haven't had as much time to work on it lately:https://alphapulse.org
>>61031124Is this just a reddit frontend?
>>61031132>brain is so rotted from scrolling reddit he thinks any newsfeed is redditno, it'd be a quant focused news feed
Nothing can stop what's coming
>>61031101>don't spac mergers usually dilute people who bought before?I have no idea. I have read articles that say yes and no. The regular IPO method is also fake and gay. The big banks inflate the share price and cash out just after the IPO and make billions. Many times the share price tanks after. I buy and dump stocks all the time. I look at the steepness of the share price curve, when it starts to go parabolic I start dumping. I am only looking for rips. I started buying this crap Monday, and I bought more today. I never go all in on anything. Its a small position for me and its moving faster than I thought. I wish I was in sooner. If I see anything that alarms me I will dump it instantly. Everyone here needs to do their own research and make their own descions. I have seen a lot of great tips here, but I always do my own risk analysis before buying and dumping.
>>61031132>>61031137news feed as landing page but with an IDE, backtesting / Jupyter integration and deployment tools. The latter ins't done yet though but I feel I may as well open the site up (at least to a small number of users for testing) as just a news feed and mark the rest as under development but idk
>>61031156UPTOBERPTOBER
>>61031043It took me ten years of trading to realize reading the news is not only unnecessary, but actively harmful. Anything you should know you can get from people chatting in public/at the office.
>>61031158I have seen one good tip and then a lot of bagholders.
>>61031156The future is confusing and terrifying.
>>61031063lol
>>61031184>reading the news is not only unnecessary, but actively harmfulCorrect, the news is to lure suckers into the market so they can ripped off. Look at the similaritites bewtween Vegas casinos and the MSNBC, Yahoo Finance, Schwab finance vids - fast taking, flashing signs and lights, repative garbage.
That bounce off of satan pissed me off, was going to make decent money if it follow through
I posted this in another thread too but exciting news for degenerate poors:https://www.tradersmagazine.com/featured_articles/finra-approves-overhaul-of-pattern-day-trading-rules-opens-doors-for-smaller-investors/
henlo mister jeromeshould i use ur formal namemister jeromesonplease lower the ratesthank u mister jeromeson
>>61031208great question apu.
>>61031188>I have seen one good tip and then a lot of bagholders.timing is most important. I made money on a bunch of stocks. I even made money (about $2,200) on HGRAF because I was early enough and dumped fast (look at the shape of the price curve). I just did HGRAF for entertainment. You need to recognize a pump and dump vs. a new/newer company with volatile price action. Am I an expert, no. I have my losers too, but I cut my losers as soon as I think they are losers. But the winners are usally 2x - 10x and make up for the losses. Do not rush it. If you do not understand the company business (and they always hide stuff) then don't invest in it. I don't understand pharmiceuticals so I never touch them.
kek why is tsla dumping again>>61031206Now either eliminate taxes on small gains/under 20k or let me write off infinite losses you fucking kikes.
>>61031096>select a meme stock to pretend to have bought 25%I'm only in for 1,000 shares - we shall see. Nothing ventured no shit to post later. You should sit this one out.
>>61031215>eliminate taxes on small gains That would be great.
>>61031188>a lot of bagholders.also, everyone is a bagholder at some point. Everyone. Just dump it and move on. I was a bag holder for LCID, fucking gargage. Learned my lesson years ago - just dump it and move on.
>>61031237Yeah but the bag always goes up to be like 100 dollars under my buy in and I get excited that I'll get my money back.Then it goes down harder.
I have been setting so many stop losses lately.
>>61031208AGH! How did you learn my secret name? What foul magiks did you employ in your divining, your scrying? Not even the high-fiends of hell, the very princes and dukes of the Order of the Fly know it, and yet you, a simple amphibian, have managed to chance upon it!Very well. As you now have power over me by the utterance of my name, I shall do as you ask. But I shall warn you, my new master, you may come to regret your wish, more so than you can now imagine...
How do options work? If I make an option to buy SPY at 1.00$ USD and I do the option do I multiply my profits by +66922.0% ?
Invest in BROADCASTING like a true boomer
>>61031261i think so.
>>61031241>I get excited that I'll get my money back.that is the trick. You should understand brokerages sell trade data (or order flow), yes your trade data, to hedge funds who watch what and when retail are buying and have the high speed computer/connections, money, and experience to bait the most retailers into buying, holding and then fucking raping them. Its like the vegas slot machines that are programmed to make it look like you almost won, to bait you into playing again and again. I think if you understand how it works you will not hesitate to sell and not fall for the bait (look its coming back...oh if I just hold a little longer....shit it suddenly plunged again).
>>61031261yes if you bought a 0 day to expiration with 669 strike when SPY hit 666 today. There is no greater high on this earth
Oh big nice. ETHM only has 22 million shares, and only 8 million additional ones to be released. So when the spac merger happens they won't immediately dilute, and since the stock is undervalued compared to similar shit (bitminer and that other one) it might actually pump for once. I wonder if it makes me retarded for not allocating more. But it can't be that easy right? It wouldn't just magically 10x on merger right?
Just let me have this, let this work out for once.
>>61031222Checked and dw I will I have all my cash tied up in AMGN and dip buying AMD at 150 last week
The amount of life changing trades passing me by is making me go insane
>>61031124bump
Like seriously am I stupid for only putting 100 bucks a day into ETHM and not just lump-summing 10k? The similar products of BMNR and that other one are both slightly above their total holdings (BMNR is about 1/3 above at 16 bil mcap and 12 bil holdings) of ethereum. With a simlar metric, ETHM after merger without the 8 million 'to be issued later' shares should literally 10-15x.It just seems too easy. If it's so easy, why is it not already pumping? I can't possibly be the only guy exploiting this arbitrage in price, there has to be a fucking catch, which is why I'm not going all in- but what if there is no catch and it just pumps hard like when BMNR went 20x in 2 weeks in july?
Sold 10% of stocks in my Roth today to gamble on gold.Rate
>>61031303
>>61031293>AMGNi'm invested in amgen since a long time ago. why are you going all in? upcoming drug breakthrough?
>>61031294meesa know da feelin’ when all da big tings goin’ whoosh right past ya
>>61031319Thanks jar jar, your a real friend
Almost near $100k portfolio. What happens when I hit that?
>>61031101>don't spac mergers usually dilute people who bought before?this vid is for youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH_FLltvH5AI will be long gone before the merger, gone with my gains. I would already have 2x If I was in last month.The spac dilution might explain why PLTR was down for so long and so low after the merger.
>>61031338Palantir pumped like a motherfucker like a month after launch though.>>61031334Sex
>>61031334>What happens when I hit that?Then you work to get to $200k.
>>61031334you enter six figure hell and realize you're still a brokie
>>61031315I work in immunology and I'm fairly sure tezpire will be a strong growth driver based on some recent literature about TSLP function. I've effortposted about it before but who knows really
>>61031334>Almost near $100k portfolio. What happens when I hit that?Despite still feeling poor as shit you now can't even talk about money with 95% of the people your age who'll now think your Mr Moneybags and you'll be completely alienated. I think it gets better at $10,000,000.
>>61031346>Palantir pumped like a motherfucker like a month after launch though.and then I rode that shit down to $6 and was down for a long long time before it made it back to $20. I stayed in because it was backed by InQTel and because of their connections. It paid off, but could have gone bad. I watched the spac warning vid, learned something, will be out before any merger. Right now making money, we will what the next few days/weeks has in store.
>>61031367KekAnyway this spac either goes 10x or it's gay
>>61031358>https://warosu.org/biz/thread/60948642#p60949457sweet
insider tip: spotted a noxious fart gas emitting from the Intel corporate officedo with that what you will
>>61031391This was meI ate all the beans
>>61031384>this spac either goes 10x or it's gayIt already went 15x. Timing is the most important. This crap was $0.55 in March 2025. I am now looking for more spacs that are less than $1
>Unironically made more this year on stocks than my incomeFeels very good mang. Stock picking is easy af. I might quit my job if I continue like this
>>61031386
>>61031411Please stop woth the top signs.
Stock trading is a lot like eating peanuts out of a hookers asshole. You gotta know what is good and what is feces. A mouthful of nuts can feel like heaven but when you’re near the end you better pull away.
Boys get on the Klarna trade before it's too late. We're going to get rich off idiots who spend too much
>>61031408Naw my bull case is simple for ETHM spac-it has an mcap of 231 million-total assets of about 2.5 billion-other Ethereum treasuries are valued above their total ethereum holdings (BMNR is 16 billion mcap, 12 billion assets, spark is similar)-other spacs pumped right before/after the mergerSo my bull case here is that it merges and ethereum has its bull moment/runs to 6k (lol) and ETHM pumps 5-10x (should be more based on total assets but whatever) and then sell that retard rip.>>61031441I was in the IPO and sold immediately for a 50% gain. If I had known about Moomoo I'd have made a lot more.
>>61031461>I was in the IPO and sold immediately for a 50% gainOh sweet. You got balls to play the IPO game because majority of the time the original employees and investors cash out immediately. I tend to come in once the dump takes place and ride it out from there. I just have a strong conviction with Klarna. It has a future especially in this economy as an alternative to credit cards. What I see in it is ubiquitous adoption like in Europe
Were you black folx still sleeping on COINbase computer?
What are the implications of everything being so fake and gay? Every business related media feed is full of bots, grifters or grifting bots. There used to be small pockets of the internet where people would share their journey building a business without the twitter techbro clickbait stuff. Any forum about sideprojects, small business etc is packed to the gills with the most mundane repetitive apps and formulaic 'founder stories' coming from a 20 year old who for some reason is eager to give advice..IT'S SO FUCKING GAY!!!!
>ASTShttps://youtu.be/xeKMS62GrTI?si=K7SpTBU67QtKVNYh
>>61031509You just gotta learn to identify what is a bot. Stocktwits, /biz/, etc. is the way to go. Even Youtube comments can be insightful, but half the time they are bot shills
Hey /smg/, FA-Anon here, just wanted to give you guys an update. Gotta finish my last few classes, and I'll be fully established as an FA. Life's been pretty solid so far, just hope I can meet AUM needed but I have a pretty solid business plan so far.I know being an FA means doing the opposite of what most do here (Passive Investment Strategies for long-term gain vs Short Term Gains) but I'm taking in some pretty solid clients. Didn't think I'd be here with the route I took but my branch has been nothing but helpful so far. Will update more in a month but things are going well. Cheers /smg/, hopefully I could be your Advisor some day lol
I can identify bot content, but the internet wasn't always so saturated with this particular flavor of superficial hustler/startup/grindset culture. Just feels like everyone and their dog is techbro wannabe fighting for clout now while also not really delivering anything useful.
>>61031537meant for >>61031520>>61031524>hopefully I could be your Advisor some day lolkek kys
>>61031202>short sp500Are you retarded or just acting retarded?
>>61031524you type like a faggot but I like Shin so it equals out. Shin would be the type of guy to namefag
>>61031539I know what I do is some old people shit but it's worth doing estate planning and trusts to bypass probate. Then again, that implies you'll have kids lol
>>61031562Shin's the fuckin man
>>61031567I guess in that sense it has value - navigating all that crap - but I don't need some suit to tell me how to invest or manage my cash flow
How the FUCK does this shit pump and V EVERY FUCKING DAY AND NIGHT!! WHEN DOES THIS FUCKING CLOWN MARKET END!!!
>>61031101>don't spac mergers usually dilute people who bought before?so it loosk like I am retardeds, and Ondas Holdings already merged 2022 and since acquired more companies and the price run is because of defense contracts. "Ondas Holdings Inc. ("Ondas") is a leading provider of private wireless data solutions via Ondas Networks Inc. ("Ondas Networks") and commercial drone solutions through American Robotics, Inc. ("American Robotics" or "AR") and Airobotics LTD ("Airobotics"), which we operate as a separate business unit called Ondas Autonomous Systems."So, spac dilution is over bottoming in April 2025. The news I was looking at kept giving me results of an upcoming merger or recent merger that was not completed yet.
>>61031537none of this shit is new. it's all MLM and self-help bullshit that's been going on for decades
if you wear an asymmetrical tie knot never speak to me or my portfolio ever again.
>>61031578How much did you lose on puts?
>>61031582I know it's not new but it's getting worse every year, which imo has a causative relationship with the economy getting worse for the majority. I've seen a huge drop in quality personally on some side project / indie hacker type forums I frequent personally since LLMs have been released. while I hadn't frequented twitter much until this year, that place is perhaps the best example of it
>>61031586I always tie nice tight symmetrical perfect triangle knots when I wear a tie. It's not hard.One time a "friend" of mine saw me wearing a tie and made fun of me>lol nice knot, what are you going to "my first prom" with that?I never even went to prom
ty guys for shilling SOUN
>>61031600bots for sure are out of control. i don't really get why X (formerly Twitter) allows accounts with the same PFP to reply to accounts? they seem to have gotten control of using the same name however.
>>61031578line goes upwhat part of this confuses you
>>61031651does anyone have that rigged casino copypasta?
>>61031615>>61031586I'm not southern, but what are your thoughts on a bolo tie?
>>61031646A lot of the ones I’m talking about are ‘real’ accounts though like this:https://x.com/_eth0nhttps://x.com/alexscrapinI just don’t know how these get viral it’s just a valueless MLM slop vortex
>>61031440Thanks unc
>>61031684*https://x.com/alexscrapingthis guy put effort into his grift though and bought a YouTube channel with 10k+ subs and some other media accounts and a botnet. But the whole thing, parser.bot, just calls chatGPT to fetch a web page and parse it. It’s just a call to an LLM, no different than using chatGPT directly. My friend actually showed me this thinking it was ‘insane’ or something, lmao. I just don’t understand, if you can market hot air why not just put an actual product or service behind it and make something real?
>>61031537At this point the only semi-normal websites with both minimal bots *and* minimal captcha-type stuff are small, older style forums. Most are full of the most obnoxious boomers ever, but some are alright.
>>61031319Took me all the way to my mid thirties to realize jar jar was just an alien rasta mon
>>61031651Why is it always mumu BVLLS fucking bobos?
>>61031578when we're out of money, bro
>>61031666looks cool or like shit no inbetween.
>>61031334I was as depressed as when I first hit 100k as when I blew my account up
>>61031663seriously though does anyone have it? It kinda goes like this >I walk into a casino. The host says, ‘Welcome—tonight the wheel pays red.’ At the table the dealer repeats it: ‘Bet red and you’ll win.’ Put it on Black, I say.
>>61031524>channer becoming certified FAjesus fucking christ i hope you guys know what this means.
>>61031524I could never do strict commission based work to put food on the table. I could at the very least get CSC certified here but I wouldnt have any use for it
>>61031334realize youve earned 1/5th a house and have to do way better
Also goddamn, it looks like my whole portfolio is currently green, most of it is mining and metals and energy. I'm not used to making money>>61031790Additionally, I'm trying to grow some chops like Harry
>>61031802To be fair, I am also an FA and 2008-present channer, I’m sure there’s a few of us around here. It’s a good gig once you get rolling.
>>61031794share the blow up story, include numbers and tickers
oh god yes that's that pure class A IV hopium right there
>>61031524>hopefully I could be your Advisor some day lolUnlikely unless you're a CPA and even then I'd just be paying you for tax filing and per session fees.Only trust fund babies, dumb boomers (not even the smart ones), and spoiled idiots with too much money need FAs.>>61031802It means little if anything at all. FAs are basically a mix of sales goons and trust fund baby sitters. Research firms, fiduciaries, CPAs, and private equity investment bankers are the ones you'd be looking for anyways.
If you can’t handle a -5% red day for Tesla you don’t deserve its plus 55% 6 month return
Why do international indexes like VXUS suck so much?
>>61031863yeah idk why he's posting here bragging about being an FA they're just grifters basically
>>61031853it doesn't matter because I made it back
He can’t keep getting away with it
I would like to make money today
>>61031929share story of making it back as well
>>61031940everything's up 57% since that date though.
>>61031962Shoulda held its essentially the Chinese NVDA gonna get back in and ride to 250
>>61031962lol. RGTI. lmao even>>61031858spooky>>61031863i was probably 90th percentile 23yos but i shorted MSTR with all money from april winnings through to august
>>61031043>https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>>61031043This link no longer works. Anyone have an alternative to stream Bloomberg??
>>61031941Buy one of these the next red day and pump until they have a day like today
>>61031959I already have before, uhh basically I had around 100k and gambled on spy options and went down to like 7k? I made it back with random spy options during the april tariff dump/pump and nvda calls, then I all inned on soxl and now I have over 200k
