russian edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious: >>61036950
Predictions for next week?
How can anyone look at this chart and buy US equities at this point? If only I could predict when the crash will happen...
>>61039496my life gets worse
>>61039496Bitcoin 150k
As a stockholder I have that date today. Bitch bastard nigger brain DO NOT fuck this up sir, the penis will stay dry and the heart empty if u drop the curry. Do not have the prostitute mother and be of normal behavior while applying the rizz tastefully. If nervous remember you are BRAHMIN she likely is not as she is not Indian. You are not Indian either bitch bastard nigger brain.
What event can happen over the weekend that can cause SPY -2% at Monday open?
>>61039505Its a handful of highly evaluated mega caps that drag up the cape and their earnings are probably somewhat justified because they are indeed making a ton of money and likely will continue as long as capital is going towards investments in ai infrastructurethe leading question is the end user demand once the infrastructure is in place, will there be a market to absorb the output? is there a fit between cap investments and end user adaption? i think thats where bobo will enter frame, if he doesmargins will improve for many companies and thats boosting the positive outlook short/medium term, but the tech has still to integrate and settle in the overall market and society as a whole right now the macros just dont look healthy enough to support the instant adaption of ai, we dont even know how it will impact labor market, and how this in turn might impact purchasing power i.e.young people are living with their parents at a rate greater than the great depression, inflation, stagflation risk, wars, etcanyone is looking at this chart thinking "i think there is room left to run" mixed with some fomo about an uncertain multiple that some say is grossly understated and others the opposite, but the sentiment can change with a single headlinei think the market is a bit docile right now, there is an appearance of calm waters but it feels deceptive
>>61039469>russian editionOkay.
After using /biz/ for a month I have come to the conclusion you people are idiots.All you talk about are Bitcoin, meme coins and the magnificent 7 stocks. None of you have a clue on whats going on.I'm out and going to an actual place to make money, bye bye.
>>61039574And don't come back
>>61039574>After using /biz/ for a month I have come to the conclusion you people are idiots.Amazed it took you a whole month to reach that conclusion. You sound like you fit right in
>>61039505there's always a bull market somewhereyou don't have to buy QQQ
how is MQY trading at a share:nav discount of 7% without being slurped? 6% divvy yield is nothing to sneeze at
A NECESSARY PRUNINGOctober 04. . . we know that the pains of drinking had to come before sobriety, and emotional turmoil before serenity.TWELVE STEPS AND TWELVE TRADITIONS, p. 94I love spending time in my garden feeding and pruning my beautiful flowers. One day, as I was busily snipping away, a neighbor stopped by. She commented, "Oh! Your plants are so beautiful, it seems such a shame to cut them back." I replied, "I know how you feel, but the excess must be removed so they can grow stronger and healthier." Later I thought that perhaps my plants feel pain, but God and I know it's part of the plan and I've seen the results. I was quickly reminded of my precious A.A. program and how we all grow through pain. I ask God to prune me when it's time, so I can grow.Let go of your problem branches anon, and let yourself grow into the investor your God of your choosing wants you to be.
>>61039574what is the annual % increase in your portfolio?
I'm too tech heavy, what other sectors you guys got?
>>61039505We already had the dip, silly
>>61039469Any robo chads here?Got 1850 shares of realbotix and and 2850 buru
>>61039727Anything remotely exposed to government spending Think space race but with AI in applied warfare, we are currently in an arms race and the deficit reveals thatbuy any fucking thing remotely leaning into that tech or not and avoid anything consumer discretionary
How much money do you need to live off of dividends?
>>61039778https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fdd0TSJQWowThe more the better because of unexpected expenses you will encounter in the future, and potential performance declines in the assets
>>61039778That's a question that has a lot of layers. Are you asking much money you need in stocks/bonds/real estate? Or are you asking how (You) personally need?You need to determine how much annual income you'll need in retirement. No one can answer that for you. Then you need to figure what you consider to be your safe withdrawal rate (usually 4% to 7%). How much money you need will be based on that withdrawal rate and your desired income. You also have to factor in whether you aim to draw to $0, have the portfolio stay the same, or still grow in retirement. You'll need more money for each of those.
>>61039701dude lol dont get b8'dalso he's right lol
>>61039778Figure out how much money you need to live on and multiply that by 25, since the highest-yield safe dividend stocks that don't bleed in value are all pretty much between the 4% - 5% range and it's best to low-ball the expected yields. For example, if you need $50,000 to live, you'd need $1.25 million.
Daily reminder that late equity investors funding excess capex are likely to lose a big slice of their investment.
What are you niggas going to do with your gains? I need surgery
>>61039953gains?
>>61039957Financial gains, you are making money right?
>>61039961Making money? Who do I think I am the fed?
i cant even remember how its like...wait. it's like school, i dont remember anything and the weekend is closed.
>>61039902>dude lol dont get b8'dI like bait while drinking my cofeve in the morning, helps warm up my fingers for making mistakes later when I place trades.
>>61039861>safe withdrawal rateyou never sell. equity is collateral for debt
>>61040064I didn't say you had to? It's just an option.
>>61039961Why would you even ask such a question?
>>61039961reported
>>61040003>>61040088>>61040114wtf are yall doing? captcha: PTSD8
>>61040156I’m technically up but I only match my index account with my day trading one. The gains are in adrenaline
the most important thing about trading is to have fun
>>61039953buy more money
>>61039953hopefully quit work or at least reduce hours to just 1 day per week and remove myself from everyone and everything.
>>61040203This desu
I'd probably have taken all the profit from these last 2 years and cashed out 90% of my positions, but I know that the Fed will pivot back to <3% FFR soonish, and cheap credit trumps any reality about the economy and sky-high valuations, so I'm willing to take the risk -even with my tech holdings-.
I've been profitable day trading (even if im +1 usd) 5 days in a row. Can I keep it up? My strategy is picking a big stock like pltr and buying on dips if spy opens green, if everything dumps in unison I sell puts
>>61040223>Only an extremely small number of people make long-term profits through day trading - less than 1 percent. Most day traders give up after less than a month. It is therefore all the more important to start day trading on a Demo depot to learn. A typical day trading profit per day is between 0.033 and 0.13 percent.do you believe you are part of the 1%?
are nasdaq-100 x3 and s&p500 x3 the way to make it /smg/? line only goes up
>>61040156I'm doing pretty well, I'm just memeing. We like to have fun here.
>>61040243I usually have some theta plays running and daytrade to pass the time. If I lose 1% of my port I stop.
My best friend is having a kid soonI have never told any of my friends about investing and index funds and all of that, because it's probably a bad idea.But with a kid that has a long time horizon things are pretty clear. Do I say something?
>hmm should I talk to my best friend? better ask a bunch of random internet autists
>>61040282no. you have nothing to win here. its something he has to discover on his own otherwise he will panic sell the very second a dip occurs and he will directly und undirectly blame you for his loss.
>>61040248no, they amplify gains AND losses and the daily reset causes them to underperform over time to the underlying
>>61039701- 8 %
>>61040248yes, chop loss isn't real, look at the backtest
>>61040288Even talking about it can open pandora's box though
>>61039469Loli wife happy life
Is this bullish for the stock market?
>>610402483x has too much decay and kurtosis to be viable long term IMHO. 2x is the way to go, that’s what I have been doing for nearly 9 years. But yea if/when the AI bubble pops I will get heemed into the stone age.
oh shitall of my underwear has holes in it
>>61040370no
>>61040383We should instigate a war that I won’t have to fight to kill off all the young men so I can indulge in as much young hot sexy pussy as I wish because I am their only option (supply and demand)
>>61040282Drop whatever you want, but realize this: you are not a fiduciary>>61039574Post your poorfolio
>>61039574>I'm out and going to an actual place to make money, bye bye.me clocking into my McDick's shift
>>61040383But think of all the cheap labor for microsoft. We can go higher.
>>61040160>day trading onedo force trades, only buy/sell when you "see" it. Making money is better adrenaline than just trading something every day.
Trump wants to do stimulus again, $2000 to taxpayers.$2000 ain't shit now compared to 2020. Are we slow walking into some UBI bullshit? Economy has to be much worse if they keep delaying jobs reports and shit.
>>61040223Investing is much better than day trading. To meet the IRs definition of day trader you are supposed to have 4 transactions per day 4 days per week, but this will lose you money. Sometimes you need to just sit and wait for the right opportunities, then invest the gains into something that is stable and a little in some stocks with rip potential to amplify gains.
>>61040430No its a bribe for the 2026 midterms because hes polling awfully on the economy and tariffsPeople have learned now that tariffs are essentially a tax, and are partially to blame for why everything is so expensive, trump now wants to issue a "tariff refund/stimulus" to boost his economy numbers before the midterms but its not going to work because this is will make inflation even worse and healthcare is going to double overnight regardlessImplement a retarded sales tax, tell people its a stimulus when in reality you just stole money from people with import fees and want to use it to bribe for votes which in turn, just continues to raise inflation. From an economic standpoint, the GOP is fucking retarded. Take that 2000 if its real (lmao) and stick in gold or silver. Sounds about as real as elons DOGE "refunds" (doge lost a large amount of wemoney existing compared to its cuts)
>>61040430half of murricans are in to stocks so its like 170 million. if everyone gets 1k i count it will be 170 billion possibly for stockstariffs cant be that much. or am i mathematically a retard??
>>61040429Are you recommending dip buying or vibe trading brother>>61040506The national debt doesn’t matter anymore :)
>>61040479Prices havent even gone up, wtf are you talking about?
>>61040530>Prices havent even gone uphahahaha
>>61040524>Are you recommending dip buying or vibe trading brotherI miss typed, I meant "do not force trades." You have to review companies to see what is a good company to invest in, and at what price. If its a good company and the stock is tanking then buy some. If the price is too high just wait, don't chase it. Government money and private money is pouring into tech and space stocks, for now, so tech is a good place to make some money, but nothing lasts forever. Always be ready to sell and lock in gains. You may need to wait weeks, months, a year or two. Also have some long term holds for steady growth - mostly ETFs and maybe a few individual stocks.
the hyperscalers need 3-4 trillion dollar revenues in the future to get just a 10% ROI on their build out expenditures - hard to see who is going to pay for that given that we have also yet to see ai become meaningfully monetized
>61040541>cant rebuttal
Hello I am furniture man I have my furniture shop annual sales are now 800k I am happy god bless never give up never give in
>>61040524Or gamble on 0dte SPY calls
>>61040258Damn, our profiles look damn near the same this year. Granted yours is about 8x mine
>markets at all time highs>layoffs>expensive houses>escorts lowering prices2026 is going to be 2008 all over again
98% of the s&p is ad revenue
>>61040530you stupid fuckhahahahah
>>61040638Benner predicted this
>>61040638I think it's more like we're in 1997, we still have a few years of mania before things blow up. We're even having that "The US economy is growing faster than economists are saying" thing going on that started around then.
I've been too cautious. Should have gone harder on glowie backed crypto and gold minors. Also I literally called MSTU bottoming around 3.6 back in july, but didn't buy.
which has a better upside>fat chick with potential to look attractivemake her loose weight>thirdie/eastern european hoehave her sign prenup
>>61040687>>fat chick with potential to look attractivethis one
>>61040380When I get too many holes I throw them out. I only buy more boxers when it seems I don't have enough. Right now I have a good supply when they are all washed even thought I threw away like 2 or 3 pairs.
>>61040687>fat chick with potential to look attractiveshe'll break up with you and hook up with a chad
>>61040687Fat chick any day. Friend of mine with an east block bitch just lives a miserable lives full of divorce threats and hostile in-laws. Her cooking all tastes the same and she hates his guts.Don't worry, you'll get fat too.
>>61040687Staying single
>>61040622lol nice, what are you buying? I leveraged myself to the tits during the whole liberation day bullshit. Wish I had full ported SOXL honestly
You know SPF really is key for facial youth, sometimes women in their fifties still have stunning legs even if their face is pretty roughed up >>61040687The latter
Saved 42% at KR today
>>61040380who buys underwear often? must be a fagI only have like 5-6. So I can change and not wash my clothes for few days but still have new underwearI buy them every 2-4 years when they get worn out
>>61040758Mine are probably 10 years old now
>>61040660>the DRUMPF Hitler hyper inflation tariffs in questionSeriously you sound like a deranged TDS trannie
>>61040758I bought 20 pairs on accident. Thinking about sealing some in a ziploc for future use. I don’t know, I needed new clothes but instead of buying new clothes I bought a fuck ton of socks and underwear… why am I so retarded?
>>61040758>>61040781>randomly brings up weird culture war shitYes, it is they who are deranged freaks
>>61040795>talking about inflation is weird culture war bullshit>>61040739>talking about sunscreen and women’s skin unprovoked in a stock market thread is not weird culture war bullshit
>>61040795he also posted fact that showed the mentally ill trump hater lying
>>61040795what culture war is underwear buying habits?
>>61040572just ride the bubble and take profits before it pops.
Stupid fucking normalfag bullshit I could have bought a share of DGRO with this that would help keep me fed forever Whatever. I think it went well. Problem now is not fucking ghosting her kek
>>61040687The fat chick will have stretch marks and loose skin even if she loses weight. That said fat chicks NEVER lose weight.
>>61040806How is SPF culture war related retard, someone brought up inflation and it’s TDS TDS TDS shit in the reply>>61040811Whatever nigger suddenly you trust government numbers>>61040815Again, underwear reply and the other guy is like “why would you buy new underwear are you gay”Sorry I’m very sensitive rn I’m a neolib who only cares about electronic music and wiping out the working class and I forgor that cultural conservatives haven’t been wiped out yet
>>61040687single til 50 then suicide
>>61040821Hyperscalers have been outperformed by old sectors this year, im not sure how much steam is left in that bubble
>>61040829you're being such a faggot lil bro
>>61040869So true bestie signing off from Scotland
high volatility implied for q4, man thats sweet music of money right into my ear canal, my port performance is 1:1 related to volatility, crab bros are DONE, investors NERVOUS
>>61040781that literally means prices going up, you stupid donkey
I hate that companies are constantly harassing me to rate them, review them, and say how much I would recommend them to friends and family (I have neither anyway).What can I as a holder of SPY and QQQ due to stop this? It seems like an immense waste of resources.
>>61040930report spam button, that's it
Vae, puto, pauper fio
>>61039469>>61039469>markets are pricing in AI driven post scarcity fully automated luxury gay space communism>capital is worthless under an oppulent (fully autonomous) homosexual meta-atmospheric frameworkWhat do the markets mean by this?
>>61040687Just don't date above you station. Either date someone down on your level or raise yourself up to a higher level.Dating above ones station causes problems.
>>61041021markets are pricing in future automation driven productivity increases, which makes capital even more valuable
>>61040687I see 0 reason to date women if you can pull.Just have sex and stopYour relationship is 80% likely to end up in either divorce or cheating etc. And a woman is costly expecting you to pay for all of her shit Only have a relationship if u want kids. Otherwise there's literally 0 reasons
>>61040930i asbolutely detest when companies insist on having my phone number and email and make a big hubbub about "starting a relationship" just do the fucking oil change paco i'm not dating jiffy lube
Amazon bros... We have been defeated
since i am almost a millionaire, i decided it's time to stop renting a place with housematesam i stupid for renting pic related for CAD$2000/month
>>61041271Is there an upper level?
>>61041271>Great Roomdo canucks really?
why do they 90% of day traders dont make moneyi dont believe that
>>61039496Kodak up for a 5th week in a row and an extramarital affair with a tatted BPD goth girl who likes to gag on it crazy style.
>>61041335no it's a condo stacked townhouse it just means it's in the lower level>>61041388it's the ""open concept'" trend to make smaller spaces feel better
>>61041412why not?
>>61041416Are you the same anon that was shilling GRRR for months?
>>61040781>people who don't understand how compound interest works are sure everything will be fine>2.7% of 100 dollars is the same as 2.7% of 102.7 dollars, and the same as 2.7% of etc. etc.no wonder we're 37trillion in debt
>>61041412name any billionaires or even 9-figure investors that got rich off day tradingno really i was actually told that by some dude who follows peter lynch and warren buffet etc, i was actually stumped too but maybe there is one person who has a real method to make money off daytrading
>>61041444I don't think so, the GRRR faggot didn't attach AI slop to all his shill posts
What's the ease of getting a mortgage in these countries from 1 to 10:Britain CanadaAmerica
>>61040781That's 2,7% on top of +3% on top of 6-7%. A bit of negative would have been nice, but that's not ok for the Fed. Inflation below 2% is not welcome.
>>61041271can you bring over the hottest bitches in all of Canada?
wtf the blue jays are winning
>>61041483yes i will be allowed to bring over a hot russian honeytrapi'm looking exclusively at listings from real estate investment corporations so no bullshit landlords, just a beautiful faceless corporation who wants to suck cash from me
>>61041492yes please
>>61041461roaring kitty was worth a billion briefly in 2024 solely based off GME calls. I think he's worth about 400 mil now. There have been a few other investor but generally they shut it down and reverse trades when a random retail trader wins
>>61041507weren't those calls like a year out? hard to call that day trading
>>61041507i was actually thinking of him too since smg used to frequent his streams before he got too big lmaobut he's not a daytrader, far from it, his stream became was just reaffirming the gme playlike he'd also look into energy shit too based on fundamentals/valuation but ultimately the streams ended up being hours of gme wanking 2 times a weekdidnt learn much from the streams but we all made good money somehow
>>61041461I mean some companies do consistently make money off day trading. But that's quant-based high-frequency algorithms with access to crazy amounts of data, way beyond what some dude in his underwear trading based on vibes can do.
>>61041444Nah I'm a different anon. I have a coworker who is a ridiculously committed BTC shill and (mostly) as a bit I decided to pick the most retarded sounding stock I could think of (Kodak) and see if I could beat his returns by end of year. Then I learned all the shit about the pension plan stuff and the restructuring and the investment in pharma and battery precursor manufacturing and I convinced myself that it was actually a decent investment. Then I thought it would be fun to be an obnoxious jackass about it on /smg/, so here I am. Please enjoy this real life IRL not-ai BPD millennial goth girl for the purposes of post engagement.
How do I go from 75k to 300k in 1 year? Whole year so far has been nothing more tham ~100% up. I need more!
>>61041546gamble it all on biotecheither 1000% or -80%
>Fibonaccismsounds retarded but is it?https://youtu.be/xHU5MHuUSKI&t=1022
>>61041420My only concern would be the lack of storage space, but maybe you don't have too much useless shit and it wouldn't be a problem, or you rent a storage unit or something. I used to live in a 3BR duplex in flyover country and one room was dedicated to all the junk I owned but rarely needed access to.
>>61040739>gambling is awesomeKek basedI wish I had gambled on mstu last week, avantis the week before and gdxu the week before that. I have been falling behind by not gambling. If only I had doubled my money.
>>61041520I wish it was 2014 again.>>61041546Lot of anons complaining they only got 50-100% gains. I could have had 2000% gains if only I wasn't retarded.
>>61041461It's relatively easy to get "normie rich" (a few tens of millions, maybe $100m) day trading with enough commitment and a little luck but anything beyond that is very difficult because the volumes of stock you need to trade to appreciably increase your holdings start having unintended effects on the stock price. Besides, once you have a couple tens of millions of dollars you can basically have anything a normal person could possibly want. It's much easier to buy four car dealerships or whatever than it is to keep grinding for more money that you can't do anything with.
>>61040673Buy more minors
>>61041271>rentGood man.
>could have made 1k on a trade 2 weeks ago>could have made an extra 1500 at work>could have made an extra 500 tradingIf I had an extra 4k in the last 3 weeks I might actually be happy.
>>61041586>ai didn't like the shorts
>>61041578only 2000% gains?
>>61041610i'm up 7k in the last two weeks and still miserablemoney can't buy you a wife in capitalist america
> futures
>>61041520>Please enjoy this real life IRL not-ai BPD millennial goth girlThank you, I appreciate the effort
>>61041626Money can buy you a feelinng of accomplishment, which a wife can't as she tears down what you've done.
>>61041626>money can't buy you a wife in capitalist americayou can, just get more money tho
>>61041626>money can't buy you a wife in capitalist americayeah need to order them from Thailand
honestly, my only concern is having too much money
>>61041589ive looked into owning and eventually i will, but it makes more sense to keep rentingthere's actually a 3 bedroom townhouse condo i can also rent for like C$3000/month and it's literally a 5 min walk to my workplace coz i prob have to keep waging for a bit longerthe C$2000/month place is a 15 min drive in comparisonwtf am i gonna do with 2 extra bedrooms though, so much more to clean
>>61041654is such a thing even possible? can't i buy one from a white country instead?
>had to pay state car tax last month>had to just now pay local car tax ebcause the fuckers didn't send me a billLooks like I gotta cut the budget for food again.
Like if I don't buy any fast food and only drink free coffee at work instead of diet soder pops, I can reduce my excess food budget by like 50 bucks. Now I just need a new part time job in the afternoon.
>>61041690maybe from some impoverished eastern european shithole, but very high chance to get a crazy
>>61040930>companies are constantly harassing me to rate themthey want your "engagement" so they can sell your data
>>61041546you only need a 4x, there are plenty of stock that did that this year.
>>61041669Wait for the condo market to reach max pain.
What does Nicholas nassim taleb say about investing when rates are going down and the AI bubble popping?Is it time for bonds like TLT?I WISH TALEB HAD AN INDEX MUTUAL FUND.
1 or 2 good trades and then nothing. If only I had sold at 10x and bought gold miners a month ago. FML.
I just financed a smartphone in Amazon. I still pay with my CC and there's no interest added.
>>61041775you should read up on how market liquidity affects stockslike you've probably heard of QE, thats increases market liquidity hence why stocks pump
>>61041795i got my iphone 15 for free from my brokerall i had to do was transfer my holdings (from a brick & mortar bank) to them (wealthsimple)right now i switched to webull because they're paying me C$850 every month for the next 12 months just for switching my holdings to themi think americans can get something even better, heard you guys have a 4% transfer bonus with webull USA
>>61041775i heard he lost all his money on squid ink futures
>right bulb is out>mom tells me to see jiffy lube, the shittiest mechanicOh yeah I'm gonna pay a nigro 100 bucks to do something I can do myself definitely stfu bitch. See, THIS is why I needed to gamble all my money to make more money.
>>61041801I would have to check but I also need more money. The current meta is transfer 11k to roberthood, get an extra .5% on Gold and then I would swap to Webull. If life can stop being shit and I make another 50k by eoy I can get an extra 4% then, plus an extra 3.75% on their APY, that would be great.
>>61039778if you live in the US and dont have any chronic health problems and are okay living like an impoverished NEET with no gf you could probably skate by with 400k in divvy stocks as an absolute bare minimum if you lived in somewhere where insanely low cost of living like bumsfuck-ville north dakota in a 1 bedroom apartmentdo not recommend this though because if you ever had a chronic health condition or needed to get back into the job market you would be kinda screwed. ideally you want like 2 milly to have enough breathing room to comfortably retire and never have to worry, this would yield you a comfy suburban life. you could make do with 1 milly if you wanted to live like an impoverished NEET in a 1 bedroom apartment in a low COA area, in my opinion
>>61040373even if you bought TQQQ at its height before april, you'd still be in profit as long as you held through the april/may TACO fiasco
>>61041986is rh giving a transfer bonus on any brokerage account? Why is 11k the magic number? qrd on current broker transfer meta? i used up all the bank account bonuses
>>61041982>go to a lube store>for a missing headlightShe wants to fuck
>>61042055Robbinthehood is giving you a .5% bonus for 60 days on Robinhood gold if you transfer in something like 11-12k and I can get about 20-30k moved into that account, if things worked out as they should in my head I could get that and then swing somewhere else like NWFCU (5% APY for less than 25k) or Webull (4% plus another 3.75%) and just hold it there and rack up the passive incomes while, hopefully, I would outperform the meme market and triple my money or more by EOY so I can finally go to the store and buy some cheese I wanted in 2022 but felt too poor to buy.
>>61042062I dumped a girl with fat tits in freshman year because her face was kind of similar to my mom's. That was a mistake. Not interested.
>>61042186eh i constantly make 3%/mo already good luck with the cheese.https://www.doctorofcredit.com/best-bank-account-bonuses/
>wake up>Sunday>it's raining>bitcoin pumpingAlmost puts me into state of happiness. Too bad my personal life is a slow-moving train wreck.
>>61042268Banks keep turning me down because I did it too much and my employer is FULLY AFRICAN and requires me to submit bank account changes in person (?)
Women owe me snacks
movie nite starting soon, some asian horror thing
Do you guys have any crisp new Janet Yellen notes?
I would like some thoughts on my theory, I think it's pretty accuratethe blue chips can't fail, I don't mean the banks, although you can rope them in, but the blue chip american companies can't be allowed to fail for the investors (banks)because the only way banks can make money is if the stock market only goes upso basically everything other than some of the banks can't faillike coca cola, mcdonalds, amazon, walmart, they literally can't lose in any scenario other than complete collapse of americaand if america completely collapses I have a shotgun and a pistolbasically another version of stocks only can go up because if they don't then everyone who is rich has to actually fight for their lives in mortal kombat, but they can't allow that so the absurdity of the printing can never end
>>61042470Not quite. They may not fall but it may be a decade-long slow bleed, dilution, some kind of soft confiscation even if things get more rough.
>>61042470Are you the school bus driver?
do you guys ever start feeling like a cia experiment?
>>61042504Yes I just got a steam deck to keep me entertained on my 20+ hours of overtime per week
feelin bearish on tech, might buy some SBIT / TSLQ / SOXS
>>61042470>blue chips can't failSears? Lots of blue chips went bankrupt. ATT was circling the drain because of Randall Stephenson almost destroyed it. It just takes one loser to destroy a century of work.
>>61042470https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergency_Economic_Stabilization_Act_of_2008
>>61042470banks make money by lending money, how does that require stocks to go up?
>>61042340thiswomen owe me snacks and thinly concealed disdain
What's the hottest play next week?
TSLA 450 by end of week
Fucking of course Little do the bogs know that I have way more btc derivative stock than actual btc so I win either way heh
I wish I was as good at investing as I am at hagmaxxing God I live single childless older women so much. This one is 47/10
>>61042716crbpajeet is that you?suck her toe for me
>>61042716Conversations with women are always so fucking asinine
>>61042716What’s her breasts size?Ask her if she knows about PLTR
>>61042470>be banker>shitty dying gigga corp customer>going off the deep end and all numbers trending red>A) shut it down they won't pay us back!>B) keep rolling over loans and drain shareholder equity down to zero for two decades then liquidateWhich would you choose?
>>61042716>ummm do i look old???>emoji emoji emoji>uhmmm actually, you look like young and super pretty!>emoji emoji emoji>wine aunt wall poster platitude >chemistry and emotions!>emoji emoji emojiWho exactly is the woman in this conversation?
Aight, AI will eventually kill more jobs than it will create. This will free up more people to do the fewer jobs that remain which will be more manual/personal in nature, so the net effect will be positive on society as we will now work much fewer hours and leverage the lack of income i.e. demand with the exponential productivity gains from ai as purchasing power from lowered production costs But the schumpetarian process to get there will be extremely painfuli predict a declining sp500 for at least 10 years to absorb the capex captail crunch this shift impliesthere is a scenario that money as we know it will not survive crossing the event horizonso buy gold
>>61042840Unfathomably based
>>61042743ive had male friends who enthusiastically tell me that they are thrilled about the fact that their gf is "smart" and has a masters degree and its always interesting and cool talking with her for 6+ hours a night...bro... 6 hour daily conversations with a woman... 50% of guys are just mentally not there...
>have 1000 bucks in MSTU>resolve that I should have bought more a week ago instead of shitting my pants because I was down 300 bucks>set a buy for monday for 5000 bucks worth, gonna triple my money in a month>bitcoin picks now to pump>mstu will gap up to 6 bucks or more on mondayU srs.
>>61042813>>61042880>>61042743You stupid motherfuckersHagmaxxing is very delicate. You need to never acknowledge the age difference until they do, and then somehow rationalize it in a way that doesnt scare them off. If you downplay it they never believe you, if you try and completely ignore it they dont take you seriously. You think this genius strategy of making them think I wasnt actually looking for old hags specifically is easy to execute???By the end they're begging you to breed them, as you can see. You're too autistic to understand how to charm a woman 20 years older than you. Even getting them to reply is genuinely hard since their stupid hag brains dont understand that they NEED young cock, not some limp 60 year old that can't keep up with their insane sex drives. They usually have a filter set so they can't see you. If she's not at least 5 years older than me I'm straight up not interested.You dumb faggot. Can you even fathom what's really being said here?Upgrading from being an aunt? Meaning I want to make her a mom. Meaning 5+ hours of breeding no pull out pounding daily to get that old womb working again. And she said yes please. That shit ain't easy. Anyway my BTCI will rip on Monday, those were good slurps.
>>61042902>You're too autistic to understand how to charm a woman 20 years older than you. I'm only interested in charming a woman 20 years younger than me
>>61042880College educated women are always the dumbest most insufferable cunts youll ever meet. They think theyre smart because college so they can never accept when theyre wrong or believe their opinions are dogshit when they almost always are.
>>61042902good luck breeding a 45 year old
>>61042902If it wasn't for that last sentence.
>>61042914i dont blame women for being women, but the men who enable their worst traits are an enigma to mei assume enchantment magic is at play, if you read about the english witch trials in the 1600s, you will see that much of the witness evidence at the time revolved around friends and family members being mystified why the men would give all their time and money to the accused witch
>>61042902>Hagmaxxing is very delicate.lmao its literally the easiest group of women to bag and thats why mostly losers go for them
>>61042918Thats the beauty of it. More than likely, they wont conceive, so you can rawdog them with little worry. Even if she does get pregnant, the odds of her miscarrying are high.>>61042902Dont bother with these chuds. They dont get any pussy, let alone prime milf pussy. Their minds are rotted from porn.
>>61042918Thats a challenge I'm more than willing to take kek. >>61042920BTCI is an incredible etf. This isn't even including the insane 20+% divvy
Whats /our/ EOY price target for SPY?
>>61042927I specifically go for unmarried/ never married childless ones that are professionals. Women with standards so stupidly high they doomed themselves to femceldom. Probably some of the hardest women to bag in history. They have money so you can't use that like you can with young hot girls. Actually these hags are invariably much richer than me. Much like financial derivatives, these hags are insanely hard to profit on, but once you can get it done its a high you will never go back from. Hag pussy.
Going all in on 0dte calls to tomorrow
UUUU bros, read the press release about the $700 million offering very closely."Goldman Sachs & Co. LLC acted as sole book-running manager for the offering. Cantor acted as a lead manager and capped call coordinator for the offering. Morgan Stanley acted as a lead manager for the offering. BMO Capital Markets and Canaccord Genuity acted as co-managers for the offering."Guess who the former CEO and Chairman of Cantor was back in January? US Secretary of Commerce Howard Lutnik. His son, Brandon, is the current chairman.
>>61042962saying youre going to full port without mentioning your portfolios worth is meaninglesswhat does full port mean? 10k? 100k? 1m?
>>61042963They diluted on your ass baggie
>>61042967this is /smg/, noone here has under 8 figures
>>61042972Very minimal dilution with capped calls and 2031 expiry of the notes. We're going to do what MP did when the news comes out.
>>61042967You're not wrong but I say I'm going all in every time I make a trade and you're the first person in 5 years that has taken that seriously. But I guess this is the first time I've had the backing of a fortune cookie so I understand where you're coming from.
>>61043028i have a friend who knows i make risky trades and he is always telling me he's going to full port this or that-- and never doesi dont think he should, but its like "kid on a playground" energy. "my dad works for nintendo"i have full ported leveraged ETFs dozens of times and its cost me a huge loss in peace of mind, its not really something to be proud of
>>61042980700million is almost 20% of their current 3.1b marketcap baggie Why did you buy the top after it ran 300%
>>61043041The stock price has been rising throughout the offering. Bulls like the terms. It's going to $20 billion mcap easy over the next couple of years.
>>61043041>the topnigga have you looked at ai and energydo you think they're going to shit out 10000 times more solar panels than have existed or finally stop skullfucking nuclear with regs?
>>61042935casual sex is disgusting
Hey I just realized we've been here before, dot com bubble pops in september of 2000, false flag attack on 9/11 2001, stock market bottoms out a week before invasion of iraq on march 20, 2002 and reverses course to the next round of fuckery.
>>61043080march 20, 2003*
Man I really need to fucking make some serious gains the next few years, i'm so far behind
>>61043071Coping, are ye? Listen bud, youre never going to get a pure 18 year old virgin waifu. Its just not gonna happen for you. Best a guy like you can hope for is a mid 30s single mom who isnt completely disgusting.
>>61043099simp
>>61040719Vampiric Eastern European women will suck the lifeforce out of any betabux.>>61042972Dilution is bullish. Didn't you see with LAC and Intel?
>>61043111>Dilution is bullish.
>https://x.com/zachbussey/status/1970507018663260351>Twitch quietly getting rid of entire ingest servers world wide, several USA and EVERY Canadian server is goneLMAOKEKHAHAHAHA While they were distracting everyone with that stupid Kai Cenat mafiathon(Almost 1 million of those 'subs' are fake as fuck, tons of bots get priority from sponsored giveaways lol), the company is slowly dying.AMZN bags feeling good right now
>I missed out on all of Septembers gains while sitting in all cash because of "seasonality memes"fuck you bears, you were so weak every single dip was slurped up almost immediately, "Septembear" was pathetic, I'm going back to fully investing in tech
>>61043189>he's going all in on a gravestone top doji
>>61043206bears have been calling for a top/crash since April and we have gone straight up from there, retail has been conditioned to slurp every single dip, crypto just hit another new ATH, we are in a bull market that isn't stopping
>>61040687lmfao I just saw Wall Street (1987) last night. I don't get the appeal of the blonde bimbo. She's such a caricature. Is this where the whole "fake girl business propped up by rich husband" came from? I'm from Eastern Europe myself so she literally just looks like my mom but with a man jaw.
>>61043216They always call for a top, april made no sense if you read the chart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4Q0Uztugok
>>61043221Women with strong features like these look older imo. However, the actors were quite young. Daryl Hannah is 26 here.
>>61043107In what way am I the simp? Are you projecting?
>>61043231Maybe its just how nutrition worked back then? Charlie Sheen is 22 in this movie. I was like like "wait, is he milf hunting?". But no, they are 4 years apart. I guess its part of the whole "don't bite more than you can chew" idea the movie portrays. Immediately going for the high maintenance bimbo before he even made it.
>>61043234you talk about women.
>>61043238However, its impressive how much angles matter.Exhibit 1
>>61043117It's bullish if Trump is a buyer.
>>61043247Charlie looks way better in this shot, literally a few seconds after >>61043238
>>61043238There’s a decent Vsauce video about this phenomenon
>>61039469Total Ruskie DEATH.That's what you get when you mess with EVROPA.
>>61043255Yeah, like how you see high school class videos from the 80s and they all look 32 with no wrinkles
>>61043252true.
YESTERDAY'S BAGGAGEOctober 05For the wise have always known that no one can make much of his life until self-searching becomes a regular habit, until he is able to admit and accept what he finds, and until he patiently and persistently tries to correct what is wrong.TWELVE STEPS AND TWELVE TRADITIONS, p. 88I have more than enough to handle today, without dragging along yesterday's baggage too. I must balance today's books, if I am to have a chance tomorrow. So I ask myself if I have erred and how I can avoid repeating that particular behavior. Did I hurt anyone, did I help anyone, and why? Some of today is bound to spill over into tomorrow, but most of it need not if I make an honest daily inventory.Take an honest personal inventory anon. Let your past trades stay in the past and be a trader mindful of the present. Be present to build a strong future. Stick to your plan and see it through. Don't hurt yourself dwelling in the past, but help yourself grow into a trader who is honest about his feelings and actions.
>>61043311Based
>>61043311Just wait until they also mint a $1 trillion platinum coin with Trump's likeliness to pump platinum to it's true value.
>time in the market beats timing the market>VWCE and chill>just DCA, bro>what about fundamentals?>valuations matter>but Buffett did this>yield max etfs, bro
>>61043371
>>61043371they literally said in front of congress that they use vwap 24/7. the smarter guys know vwap got fucked with the flash crash so they use TWAP. the fundamental analyst that doesnt look at price ? KWAB.
>>61043415>picrelI don't think it is like that
guten nachten
>>61043426i dont care :]
>>61043426
>>61043371>just DCA, brosuch a misunderstood strategy that should only be applied in downtrending markets
>>61043493dca is the way people should start to trade on leverage. it ensures month to month survival. most leveraged traders lose it all pretty quickly. even those who make it in the end. so the options traders here should dca into themselves. dont use all the capital, just a part of it. then next month you can come again and play, the other guy is down -10k. if novice traders would DCA they wouldnt fall into the 90/90/90 rule, where 90% of traders lose 90% of their capital within the first 90 days.
>>61043371>Look at this bad chart, it has to go back up!
>>61043383CopeMy reinvested september btci divvy is up 8%. These were straight up bought with house money from btci and qqqiLikely btci will go up by another 3% at least if this crazy btc pump keeps going.
>>61043656God, you yieldmaxxers are so insufferable. If it was profitable, everyone would be doing it. Enjoy being used as exit liquidity when they pull the rug. Also, enjoy paying 30% taxes on the dividends youve already made.
open the fucking market already
>>61043677having the casino close makes you appreciate it that much more when it opens
It's obvious we're going to experience a massive crash anytime soon, the AI bubble is going to explode, I just started investing in stocks but wouldn't that be smarter to buy cryptos instead and wait for the storm to pass?
>>61043674NEOs funds are tax efficient compared to most. Everyone is doing it, you're the only retard not. Retards that bought the last BTC top bagheld for basically the entire summer in the red, here you get a dollar a share divvyLiterally just put 10k and watch it snowball massively as long as btc is over 100k
Is it too late to buy PLUG calls?
>>61043696Why dont you show me your 10k to 100k portfolio? You cant because you dont have one, because yieldmax is a scam. Sad part is you wont admit it until youve finally lost all your money.
>>61043690>buy cryptos insteadWhy dont you buy some NFTs while youre at it, champ?
>buy stock>then do research
Can someone explain UUUU to me? Doesn´t seem like its ever going to become profitable.
>>61043238yo, that's angry joe
>>61043475Fair enough>>61043477I’m not equipped to care
>>61043750>dude nuclear powered ai data center its fucking nuts aibros think that the roic is gonna be trillions in a few years glad im not funding the bill for this
>>61039469>Sell all Japan stocksIs this a wise move now?
>>61043770I´m getting FOMO but it all seems like bs to me, I know if I buy at this price I will baghold until the next retard rally in 5 years.
>>61043773nah youre late as a gentile wait for another cycle
>>61043770honestly I am all for it, becuase when the AI bubble pops we will still have the nuclear power plants to provide cheap power
damn dogecoin just keeps pumping. gonna be a hugely bullish week
>>61043772yamete anon san
>>61043699Monday could either be a rip or dip
Hag pussy and she'll do our taxes?Sign me up
>>61043779Yeah you now have a massive oversupply, what do you think happens to share prices?
>>61043914How are hags so delusional as to why younger men go for them?
>>61043958Why are you so delusional about men having any standards? Feetfags, femdom, fat women etc. Men have no standards. They only add fetishes.
>>61043958A 30 year old will love and cherish his hag more than any man that's her age. Its not a common thing so they dont go seeking it, you have to find them. I'm bullish on hags. Mind you a hag is not a single mom. Maybe thats why you're so confused. Hags are 35+, never been married and childless. Basically women that fell for the career meme>>61043970Fool if you had any standards you would exclusively go for hags. Genuinely the best kind of woman after tomboys.
I JUST TOOK A NAP THE MARKETS STILL ALL CLOSED this is so sickening. i am losing money on weekends. i am bleeding dry. i didnt make a return the past 2 days. they are literally stealing my money as we speak.
>>61043998i am like 35% cash right now im so terrifiedi need to cut it down to like 25% cash and i still haven't decided what to buy
is now the time to hedge with value traps like REITsi wanted to buy gold but lol eveeryone already did
>>61043958they're not delusional, they know exactly why that is the case
>>61044040>>61044040>>61044040
>>61043738research?
>>61043071thisthe only person anyone should ever have sex with is their spouse.
>>61043762wife material
>>61040572They will gladly take land as payment if no one can those trillion monies in cash.
>>61040737A lot of buy in/out of soxl. But most of my portfolio's exposure is def nvidia in one way or another
>>61042552>banks make money by lending moneythey also create money, 10x more than they took in as deposits, and lend that money also, is basically a free money printer.
>>61043098>i'm so far behindSeptember was my greatest month in tech stocks. Daily gains were $7k, then $9k, then $11k and surged to $17k in one day. I started cutting back because I did not think this could continue. If you missed out on September you really missed out.
>>61043750>explain UUUU to me?Its a pump because of the hype about modular fission reactors to power AI. Reality is it takes on average 10 years to get a permit to build anything, then another 10 years to build with massive cost overruns. Buy the hype, sell the news.
