circular economy edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious thread >>61054949
PayPal chuds... I did it... I fucking sold the bottom after bag holding this garbage for three years and 0 gains... Now it's going to $100 EOY.
So...worth buying some INTC at this point?
>>61056520Well buy back in then you spastic, rather than sulking on the sidelines before it’s even half time! Come on smigger, I believe in you!
Smiggas... I think I have some alpha.And it is one Wall Street would be slow to adapt, if it ever flew under its radar.
>>61056504I need PLUG IONQ IREN to dump. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
I am buying SPY puts if we trade 675 today, dont worry I won't hold for too long
Investing in a tech ETF is the Perpetuum mobile?
>>61056504Buy my DRAM bags smg
not using the jew thread
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>61056533PLUG's going to pump now that they're getting a new CEO, I'm sorry anon I thought they were going red this morning too.
new CEO announced today in Plug lets see if market likes it idk
>>61056440>>61056549
It's over.
>>61056551Based
>>61056532Well??? WE’RE WAITING!
>>61056551LETS FUCKING GO!!!!
Sirs, it is falling.
Ok, fuck it, this will be 6 hours of pumping, as usual.
bought 200 shares of GEMI, pure speculation based on public news that the Vinklewoss twins are lobbying Trump for some bs, if they get lucky and get a hype pump I could make some bucks
>>61056525Yeah if you're prepared to baghold for like 10-15 years.
gaymd is mooning again
I always make the wrong play
Good morning ive made my play
>>61056520>>61056530Much like these two anons exemplified, we pick a sacrificial anon (or one volunteers).He sells or buys a security, and publicly announces it.The rest of the thread silently reverses it for massive profits.One suffers, so that many benefit.Thoughts?>>61056551I self-scalped cus pre-market on GRRR went up FML.
>>61056591That boy ain’t right
what a shit start
Fucking SoundHound can't break $18.50. piece of shit.
> physical gold mooning> GDX and GDXJ take a fat FUCKING dumpmakes sense
deploy the V
>Missed CENX Fucking hell
>>61056615No I don't think I will.
>gold mooning endless>start to long it>it crashesfuck you bognanoff
guess i shouldn't have sold yesterday
OOOOOO my GRRRillas
>>61056630>Buys the top>I’ve been bogged! Silly filthy AIDs ridden baggots, when will they learn?
>>61056630>come late to the party>people already tired>you are the only one left
>>61056630You had 10,000 years.
ICE is on a good rebound, I think money wants to go there today
>>61056635The chart seems to be forming inverted head and shoulders I anticipate one more pullback to $19.50 then break the $22.50 resistance straight to $25They announced a deal with a charity but the press release makes it seem as though its charitable work for free lol
>>61056630Late buyers are exit liquidity for overinflated asset owners
can someone kindly tell me the next publicly trading company the US government is directly investing in? I'd like some 200+% gains too please.
thoughts on SRPT?
Market makers tongue my anus
>>61056659I sold the day before the 22% pump so I dont
I guess I’ll DCA into MSTR a bit more. This is becoming an abuse relationship even though I’m green >>61056657Try getting elected
>>61056659They keep killing clinical trialists lmao but Shkreli likes them and he’s the expert in pharma.
>>61056670>Try getting electedBut I am not a good goy so I cannot hold office
My lil buttcoin be doin a lil sum sum again
DPZ cratering. The pepperoni killed Buffett.
>SPX going down>NDX notuhm
i made bullish buys so prepare your anguses for a big crash
>>61056683I meant my lil nigvidya, was looking at the wrong ticker
>BA
so WTF should i buy RIGHT NOW ?!
Thanks GENM bro if you’re out there! I owe you a drink.
Another day and more pumps and gains flow in.
>>61056699APLD
>Trump admin considering selling student loan debt to private market>SOFI up 7%Oh boy.
Anyone got that pepe in a wizard robe with green candle? Thanks
my stocks are not stocking today
>He didn’t buy LAR the obvious next LAC
>>61056734>I ignore it>credit score drops 40 points>goes awayKino
>>61056739top signal
What's up, Mumu?
GorillaNiggers got a golden chance to exit before the lucifer candle
>>61056739i have this one
>>61056699tatas
What stock you guys want me to buy for it to go down, already did Iren
>QBTS already pumped>QUBT already pumpedAny other quantumsomething meme that's only pumped 150% so far and has 1000% more to run?
>>61056771QCLS
anyone else fucked up from buying euro futuresgoddamn frenchie resigning tanked my mood because i had the limit order set too high compared to how far it fell
META can you PLEASE FUCKING GO UP FOR TWO DAYS IN A ROW
>>61056771CCCX
thoughts on UEC? any room to pump or have i missed out like LAR?
at least kenvue is… rising? what the fuck is happening, i’m not used to seeing my plays work out
Everything is so expensive, not a single dip to slurp. Every chart I look at is like +100% for the year.
>>61056797Just YOLO and pray for another 100+%.
>>61056739No but here's a TA apu for you
>>61056762Thank you
>AMZN doing nothing again Can this shit just break out already
Last chance off the GorillaExpRRRess to Samsara
>>61056790was there news that just dropped or whatbeen buying the dip
>>61056797>Everything is so expensiveeverything felt expensive a year ago too, today's high is tomorrow's low fren, have courage and take risk, otherwise go invest in treasuries
>>61056758Real NIGRRRS know that we buy more at $19.80 and ride this to $25
>and sold
>>61056599Murphy's Law Investment Club. You get a handful of people doing it and everybody profits because everybody makes up their loss from the profits of playing everybody else's losers.
wtf silver was supposed to be a save inveatment and it's falling along with stocks..............
>>61056838kek any more gems from the archive of people selling stuff from years ago that mooned since?
i accidently had a 60% and 70% stop loss. glad i noticed it before a dump. phew
>>61056799>>61056810What if this is the top though
IM STILL BUYING AMD PUTS ITLL DROP TO SHIT SOON™
>>61056810Three years ago my bank i.e. a woman representative, told me that Microsoft, Amazon and all the big dicks were topped out and there was going to be a huge pull back without any analytics presented by the bank. I laughed at her openly. I promptly took my $70k account and went elsewhere.I have held Amazon and Microsoft through the Y2K scare, the dot.com bubble, the 2008 housing nonsense and the covid fuckery. Everything eventually recovers and line go up. I keep buying Microsoft, Nvidia, Amazon, Google when there is any sort of pullback. Fuck bankers and especially fuck women bankers.
>>61056868You'll never buy into anything thinking like that.Today's top might never come back if shit keeps going up, which it is.You might get slightly rekt in the short term buying at close to or at ATHs, but it's unlikely if you hold for at least a few months.
>>61056868that's why there is RISK fren, buy VOO or SPY and chill then
>>61056504SPY 674 today
>>61056838hey that's me! be nice. i made 5 figures on that trade, so did my mom, i get enough grief from her about it. she still has a few shares though, refuses to sell.
>>61056860This guy must have retired by now
>>61056838that's actually mine, i really needed the money for rent that month :(
>>61056874Why would it drop? They've got a practical monopoly on CPUs for the foreseeable future. INTC went from 10 dollars to 70 dollars during the 10 years they enjoyed a similar position after AMD shat the bed with bulldozer. Only potential rival is NVDA if they decide to get into the CPU space and NVDA is already a sensible buy due to their dominance in GPUs. And realistically an NVDA CPUs won't hit the market for many years and is unlikely to be competitive against AMD for many more.
>>61056908Will you guys come back here when you’re rich? I’ve been here since I was a wee underage b& >t. Born a multimillionaire this investing stuff is all just funsies for me but I’m autistic so now all my friends have wives and kids and you guys are all I have. I would show you my view but I would did myself :(
Bears won.
does IWM have to be a piece of shit every single day?
>>61056942>-0.04%we got em boys
>>61056904and that was '23 actually, i put the profits into ibm and doubled my money. i did the same trade again in '24 only bigger, that's the one i was talking about just now. i walked away when i thought valuations were too high, but i did buy a lot of qtum with the profits and am up 50% on that.
>>61056948A nongreen day is a good day.
i wanna GAMBLE, not invest, GAMBLE I'M SHAKIN RN I HAVENT GAMBLED IN SO LONG
>>61056934I'll be your friend (or wife) for a small loan of a million dollars :)
>>61056963Go 100% all in TSLA
>Rigetti is $45F this clown market
I just put 200$ in PLG, it's all i have. Am i GMI ?
>>61056975Surely shorting this dogshit now is free money.
>GME baggies didn't get their warrantsI can't believe you faggots tried to shill those bags on me lmfao
Perusing the archives for the anons I remember calling the V around April 4 to April 8, but warosu is a bit annoying to search through
>SPY 0%
>>61056848I don't get retards like you. Silver is up like $8 in a month for the first time in years.>Drops $0.40AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH THE SKY IS FALLING WHAT DO I DO AAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHH YOU PEOPLE SAID SILVER WAS SAFE
>>61056984It should be but I’d go with puts rather than risk getting squeezed
>Bubble is bursting>NVDA surging you cant make this up
damn i just flipped an spx put right before the big red candleoh well, watch the V happen instantly lmao
>>61056990-0.099%
NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME
>>61057017Yes. SPY 674 today
kek
>>61057011NVDA is a store of value
>>61057001I have 15x leveraged silver futures
Buy JBS
>analplug -5%WAKE ME UP INSIDEEEEEEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM&list=RD3YxaaGgTQYM&start_radio=1
Gold will never be under $4k again. Wild.
>>61056984Anything over $100 is fair game, things can always get at least twice as retarded as you think!Like GRRR trading for less than $40. TOTALLY RETARDED!
>>61056543what server
>openai buying 100 billion of AMD shares is what will collapse the marketAdvancedMoneyDestroyer
>>61057037It would appear I was wrong about the new CEO announcement making the stock pump, looks like it's a red day after all. Barring a random pump that happens later of course, but I'm not exactly betting on one of those.
If GRRR is really double bottoming at $20.99 then $22.50 EOD & $25 EOW are guaranteed my smiggers!LAR doing some serious bits as well! And still grossly undervalued.
>>61057060>Shifting debt around is supposed to create valuePeople are waking up
Tfw I look at a stock and it’s up less than 100% this year it seems fairly valued
>long amd>it dumps>get out, immediately starts to pump>go long again >it makes a new low>get out, immediately starts to pump againSTOP WATCHING ME BOGERNOFF AAAAAAAA YOU PIECE OF SHITFUCK YOUUUUUUU
Sucked my first bbc in japan after getting out of russia, all in spruce therapeutics
>>61057091Bro sit on your fucking hands holy shit. You don't have to adjust positions every day
>>61057091Just hold it longer than a day next time
BITX holders I feel very shaky. Can you please reassure me?
>>61056838that was me, I spent it on tranny massage parlors (no regrets)
where the fuck is the V?
>>61057091Have you tried... investing?
>>61057102Soon
Bitcoin down 1.5% MSTR down 6%.Very cool.
>>61057095>>61057096daytrading>>61057105yes i do. but i wanted to try traing a bit againnow i remember why i stopped and just bought stocksgod i hate daytraing so much
>>61057109>MSTR down 6%.thx sailori am down 6% on my portfolio because of this shit as welli need to get rid of this dogshit stock
Remember ai 3 years ago?
>>61057091>>61057111bruh what the fuck
>>61057111day trading is impossible. swing trading, even if only holding few days, is easy (in this market)here's a short HowTo:1. buy meme stocks on red days2. sell some or all of the memes on green daysliterally simple as.protip: if you are buying on green days you are doing it wrong.
>>61057109>>61057115Pretty good price right now at $337
TMC +14%???
When will it be Fanny's turn to get the orange +30% boost :(
>>61057097okHODL brother, diamond hands, we all gonna make it, *rocket and moon emojis* *fire emoji*
>>61057132It’s up 1 cent, don’t get greedy
>>61057034When did you buy?
held an spx 6730p for 20 seconds. flipped it for $50 (it was going down again) thinking there would be an immediate V. now it’s doubled in value 30m later. truly not cut out for this 0dte gambling.wanted to cancel out some of my euro futures unrealized loss
>>61057037seems like a very strong support in $3.9 lets see if it holds
>>61057049Can't buy GRRR on Fidelity.... Wtf
>>61057147actually seems more like accumulation before the big pumperino
should I buy more gold
>>61057131Trump admin will be buying a stake in TMC even though it is barely a proof of concept yet lolMany on fintwit misreported TMQ buy out by Gov to be TMC could just be friendly fire lolMarkets are so retarded IDK anymoreI am very intelligent, please validate me like my demanding aloof parents never did :_:
>>61057137The single asymmetric play I found with actual fundamentals and all it does is created decade long bag holders Fuck my nigger life and fuck this nigger market
Why don’t these quantum investors just buy ibm
Line go down
>>61057149Why do you use fidelity?I always thought poor Burgers used RH & wealthier ones used Schaab.
>>61057131still salty I sold my shares below $2 earlier this year. didn’t have much, but it still sucks
>>61057147>>61057152Brother it's already at $3.80. Unless you meant that and typed 9 on accident, in which case maybe.
You boughted the V right, anon?
>OpenAI investing 100 billion into AMD means they will get a gorillion shares of the company with no obligation to buy their product>Even if they do get product they unironically believe AMD products are worth buying for the muh compute>Boomers believe AMD products are actually good As a Vidya farmer, we have always known AMD was a product to use for CPUs only because Intel is complete dog shit. AMD GPUs only being worth buying for steep discounts since nigvidia cards are crazy expensive since 2017. It's gonna be so funny watching this blow up the AI ponzi scheme. Maybe this actually is the bubble popping right now lel
I bought KVUE a couple days ago because every time there's a MAGA-propelled dip there's a reactive bump (even if temporary).I made a few thousand on BUD when the whole tranny business was happening, same with TGT. The former was an obvious choice because Budweiser is only a small portion of Anheuser-Busch's product line but the stock dropped a disproportionate amount. The latter was a bit riskier and I'm glad I didn't stay in long.Kenvue owns a lot more than just Tylenol; I also think people will move on past this autism business. Kenvue is down 26% over the year.It's not a longterm hold for me but it does seem that there's a chance to harvest a few percentage points here. I'm aiming for 10-15% gain before I sell. I like to be humble and just eat small gains here and there, enough to buy me a blowjob or a month's worth of bojangles.Wish me luck!
DING DING DINGCold storage stocks are bottoming out! This is when you move bros, insider buys across the sector.
>>61057154Yes
>>61057162My 401k. Started as a work one, quit and just left it at fidelity. Never had an issue before. In fact I like it because usually I can buy penny stock and other niche shit not offered on RH
Bulls can Sukkutn deez nuts
>green day>red day>green day>red day>green day>red dayalways the same shit
any news?
>>61057170support at $3.9 means it can go lower to try and "break" from that support...thats whats happening
>>61057188possibly france related
>>61057177respecti too hold KVUE but bought earlier, avg. $17.07. probably going to sell above $20
>>61057177Based
>>61057188Exuberance
>>61057178Dont forget, they are going to fill up empty cold storage with GPU farms, this is it bros..this is the next AI energy play
>>610571411.5 weeks ago
>>61057189Ah right, I'm a bit tired this morning so I said something dumb. It's since fallen into the mid-$3.70s so if you're long I hope for your own sake you're right. Feels like it might be a genuine dip to me.
>>61057177KVUE is going to dip below 10 it was revealed to me in a dream
motherfuckerat least $50 is $50
Quantum needs to go back up.
>>61057181>>61056942>>61056958whys bobo a smoker?
>>61057180Fair enough my smigga, maybe they know something I don't! For all of you who said you missed GRRR, you are being given one last opportunity, it might dip to $19.80 briefly but that would be it the dead bottom. I am buying at least £2,500 worth more today.Call me a shill, call me a jeet, call me a no life virgin who spends 24 hours a day on smg. But never say I'm not transparent, I will always post positions, win or lose. I am also still buying much more GAMB!
Just sold everything
If we pump 10% from here it will be the most overvalued market of all time. All because of a few glorified chatbots and shrimp jesus. At least the Internet was way more exciting than this.
>>61057157sucks to suck, better luck next time, lil' bro ;)
>>61057210N-no it's not...R-right? :'(
>>61057209dip, yea, break from uptrend -> not yet
>>61057149Yes, you can. I've done it myself. Try refreshing the page and typing GRRR into the search bar again.
>>61057219For a profit? Right anon?Siwwy wabbit, its hunting season. Bears are getting poached left, right and centre.
>>61056630you bought this chart at the gigatop like a /biz/raeli
I solded. Puts, that is.
why are we dumping? is this IT? is it finally happening? spy going straight down to 400 eom? bobos were right all along. just panic sold EVERYTHING
>>61057216Smoked Bull BBQ
>>61057237
>>61057208Oof sorry bud. Leveraged. Ouch. Silver has historically underperformed gold, that's a tough sit
>>61057179too late, already boughted
>>61057217I want in but I don't have time to make any transfers. Used all my money in RH when I got their debit card and started using it for misc purchases
>>61057219Sold the bottom award
ALL MY BAGS ARE PACKEDREADY TO GOIM STANDING HERE OUTSIDE YOUR DOORI HATE TO WAKE YOU UP TO SAY GOOODBYEEE
>>61057235breakeven>>61057261
>>61057254I have a healthy margin cushion but I wanna get rich quick in the casino. J-just 6% down...
YUP I FUCKING DID IT AGAINBOUGHT 668 PUTS AT 13 CENTS AND SOLD AT 16 CUZ I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE A SHIT DAYTHEY WENT UP TO 93 CENTSYUPI DID IT AGAINSOLD TOO EARLY AGAIN AWARDWELL FUCK YOU IM GOING ALL IN ON CALLS AT THE BOTTOMWHERES THE V I NEED A V
Spy calls?
Anyone in BTGD? Gold and bitcoin speculative ETF which sounds dumb and worse than owning the assets themselves, but it pumped recently so normies are storing some value in it. Worth it for a ride or stupid af?
You had years to buy into LAR
This is getting more and more likely now
>IBM announces some bullshit AI partnership with a literally who company>Boomers on Bloomberg saying it's a good thing because IBM can... Sell AI to banksThis is a gigabubble
>>61057268V to 677
>>61057262BASED JOHN DENVER CONNOISSEUR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61057264Buddy wtf have you been doing all year/half decade? It has only gone up. We like to joke on here everytime it goes slightly red that the sky is falling down but surely you must realise that the line will always go up as the value of every single currency goes down? If you don't understand then just buy gold every paycheck and leave this wicked vile place.
>>61056630Gold is quite literally at its ATH this exact minute
>>61057267i did the same shit with an SPX put and flipped it for $50 thinking I would be out my money if i held it longer than a minute. started dropping and I limit sold at the (then) top value for the option for the day. it then 4x’d within the hour
I just got roped into helping some boomer with a ticket and then have to go to an in-person meeting at 1. You morons had better not activate the V in that time.
>>61057272Wtf man
>>61057272What the fuckDid they do that shit on purpose?
>forgot to buy more stock at $9>its at $11>decide I will just wait for it to go back down like it always does and go do something else>few days later>its now at 16do i panic buy or wait
it's time to pay what you owe
cold milkshakehot bubble bathtunes on the stereowatching the lines gothank you jews
>>61057306Short it instead
>>61057295Oh boy. You just summoned the biggest V you have ever seen. Not that you'll be around to see it. (Anon is falling for the clueless boomer invites you to the station before the police shut the door behind you and bring out the chatlogs ruse. A classic.)
>>61057217You know what's fucking retarded. I can buy options on GRRR on Fidelity, just not the ticker itself. Fucking idiots
>>61057306would you hate yourself more if you missed out or if you bought the topchoose accordingly
>>61057232Apparently you could, but they made it so you have to call in. I checked and I'm not the only one with this issue. But I can buy options......
>>61057298>>61057301They live in a dreamlike state according to Spengler. Don't worry he has already been reincarnated and will soon be in yur country on a H1B
>>61057272Even after 15 years on this shithole site I still get sick to my stomach at gore vidsPlease delete
>>61057221>shrimp jesusWho or what is that I never bothered to reasearch but heard it a few times
>>61057315Ironically I can buy GRRR stock but can't trade CFDs on my broker lol.The house always wins.
>>61057266I mean I think it will bounce back in the next couple days but a lot of silver's moves depend on paper trades
>>61057272Kil yourself you piece of shit
>>61057328Scammers make AI images of jesus in various forms. Jesus from sand, Jesus from shrimps, Jesus from watermelons. Then 3th worlders, boomers and bots upvote it to the moon.
Told you had a golden parachute out of GRRR. Now look at you.
>>61057276How accurate is this schizopost?
>>61057326you don't see anything though?
just bought puts enjoy the V
A friendly reminder that the market usually rips up when the government shutdown ends. By my calculations that is 11 days from now. Screencap, seethe, sneed & buy GRRRR.
>>61057340Sounds retarded and I dont understand but I believe you, thank you
>>61057285What's your PnL this year? Mine is about +4%.
I told you guys this would happen, S&P is going to correct by 10%, we're living 1971 again.S&POCT 8 2025 - small market correctionNOV 23 2025 - start of new bull runAPR 28 2026 - peak before next major correction 15%NOV 24 2026 - start of new bull runJAN 11 2028 - top of market 50% crash to followGOLD27 OCT 2025 - 5% selloff04 NOV 2025 - end of selloff14 MAY 2026 - next peak, 5% selloff14 JUN 2026 - end of selloff24 AUG 2026 - next peak, 5% selloff01 SEP 2026 - end of selloff07 DEC 2026 - gold starts to takeoff02 FEB 2027 - next peak then 5% correction and flat27 APR 2027 - gold starts to takeoff03 AUG 2027 - next peak then 10% correction and flat09 FEB 2028 - gold starts to take off30 DEC 2030 - peak of gold prices
>>61057341We all saw the double top Bobina, we're waiting for $19.99 to start slurping again.What will you say a month from now? >GRRR crashes to just $30
TLT is waking up, so is VIX, dollar up, yields down, gold up. This could get ugly bros. Lots of baggies bagged and tagged
>>61057355>>61057366the Vs arent evening Ving
>>61057272fuck off retard, stop posting /pol gore, you faggot. I've seen too much of this shit and I will never forget it.
>>61057343Dont need to see it to feel it
What in the actual fuck is going on?
THIS IS IT! THIS IS THE BIG ONE!
Red days like these always reveal where the real value is
i sure love when it just keeps dipping then i am so far under water its just sad
>>61057354I have realised this and have unrealised £7,000 in gains and £2,500 unrealised lossesThis was a £25,000 portfolio Jan 1 but I keep adding around £5,000 a month, sometimes more.I still feel like I've done poorly as I sold GOOGL at $210 and bitched out of UNH & OSCR before they blew up at small losses.Should be £12 - £15,000 realised gains if I wasn't a retarded pussy, but it is all a learning curb my smigga.
>>61057383is costco
Today is \ tomorrow is / Thats it thats the V
>>61056504Hey guys I'm starting to get a tiny bit concerned GAMB isn't actually going to do anything desu
>>61057366>>61057371Just wait, rate cuts are coming. What fuels a true bull market is a constant series of crashes that gives people confidence about the price floor going higher. If we don't have one then we're really in a bubble and things get bad the longer it goes on.
>>61057355*snap*Yep, this ones going in my cringe compilation
>0.03% on the day
WHERE IS THE V DEPLOY ITDEPLOY ITDEPLOY THE V
>weeks of gains wipe dou tin one dayGetting real fucking tired of winning here bros
Remember that LUCK is a strategy
>>61057415Kek love that pic
Imagine you are panic selling that mandated weekly dip
>>61057423Capital preservation beats quick gains
>>61057423Is this how it always goes? Because if so, I'm out when shit pumps again. I already fell for the crypto meme, I didn't think stocks would be the exact same.
>>61057396I'm buying more bro, just one more month bro I swear it'll be different bro don't lock in a loss you can't undo and will always regret bro. World cup next summer bro it'll be huge. Type gambling into google and tell me what the first hit is.That's the USP.Plus smart acquisitions.It is always darkest before the dawn. Every time I have sold in despair it was the dead bottom, please just give it a little more time and average down if you can.
hope you are taking profits today bobo! you know what comes next!
I think JBS might double bottom here boys, good value and a long hold
PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAAAAAMMMMMM
MR JERNOME MY DEPOSIT FUNDS HAVENT CLEARED YET YOU CANT DUMP IT YET MR JERNOME I ONLY HAVE $1000 IN PUTS!!!! YOU NEED TO WAIT FOR ME THIS IS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN NEXT MONDAY WE HAD A DEAL!!!!!
>>61057415Gold will be $16,000/oz by 2030, $74,000/oz by 2035 or whatever the digital token equivalent is, screen cap this post.
>openai buys a gorillion AMD GPUs using Nvidia's money>Entire market crashesRemember, never buy companies with (((women))) CEOs, and especially not one with an ugly Asian woman as CEO
muh gains
holy fuck i should’ve held onto the spx put god fucking damnitat least i didn’t have calls
>>61057450>PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAAAAAMMMMMM
>>61057456You get 1 retarded prediction screencapped / poster / thread. Not wasting anymore hard drive space on your tiny brain
I have been raped
>>61057457Lisa is hot thoughbeit
Guy's it's a fake and gay V like it always is. The pump will continue.
Erm why is it doomping?
>load ze ai bubble fud
>>61056504i have never invested in stocks before, and i have no idea on how to start or what place to visit to create an account or whateverhelp
invoke executive order 12621
Uh anons? How about that V-shaped recovery?
we all have to make money in this market (except piggus)
surely this is the bottom
>>61057457It's even worse than that, AMD gave them 160M shares for $0.01 a piece. This pumped both their stocks, now open AI can sell the AMD shares and use that to buy more GPU's from AMD and nvidia. And when they sell the shares they get pure cash so their value goes up and since nvidia now owns part of open AI nvidia's value goes up.China executes people who do this kind of stuff.
>>61057483Thinkbeforeyouswim
>>61056771Quantum physicists were awarded the Nobel prize today. It appears that quantum computers are indeed real.>This year’s Nobel Prize in Physics has provided opportunities for developing the next generation of quantum technology, including quantum cryptography, quantum computers, and quantum sensors.https://www.nobelprize.org/prizes/physics/2025/press-release
>ORCL was centre of the dot com bubble>ORCL is centre of the AI bubble>Michael Saylor was centre of the dot com bubble>Michael Saylor is centre of the crypto bubbleSome smiggas never learn, huh?BTW I see at least another 12 month of rapdifire gains before it all blows up. But jeez louise is it gonna blow. Zoomies who have only ever known line go up will be hurt the most at such fragile and crucial moments in their young lives.
>sold out of big positions>bought a small SQQQ positionEven if I'm losing on some that I held, I feel smart today
>>61057487MUMOIDZ!
>>61057494Is the nobel prize inflstion adjusted or is the price static ?
>>61057493>Thinkbeforeyouswimhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thinkorswimthis? it looks a bit sketch
>>61057507It has paper trading before you actually use your real money
>>61057483Open an account with Fidelity, buy $500 worth of SPY on the first business day of the monthDon't pay attention to market newsDo this for a decadeYou'll be doing just as well or better than the average active investor
how the fuck are we still dumping?
>>61057507it's malware. drains your account by just using it
>at session lows
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYEEEES
>>61057519thanks bro>>61057517is there any international stock market thing or whatever,
>>61057156>Trump admin will be buying a stake in TMCWhat good stocks do anons recommend in the trucking / furniture space? Trump has been making noises about those two areas of business. He must have some companies in mind that he will pump. Can we guess them?
>>61057519i like the sound of the beep it makes when your order gets filled though. its a sound that adds the enjoyment of the experience.
WTF?!
>>61057523My GOD. Prices not seen since last Thursday.WE WILL REBUILD.I WILL SLURP GRRR & GAMB & MDA IF IT GOES BELOW $32
For every minute the usual V recovery is delayed, gamma approaches 1
>>61057492Proof? Kek if this is what happened sounds like it'll be a black swan event that tanks the market if it doesn't pay or if others suspect open AI will dump 160m shares at these prices. Who wouldnt if you got 160m shares for 0.01 each. Id sell at least 4/5 of it.
SPY is PLUMMETING to lows not seen since last Tuesday
>>61057518because i took profit on an spx put ($50) (paperhand coward) at 10:30 am which now would have profited $2500 if I held the fucking thing
I am finished. I regret buying AMDD over SOXS at close yesterday.
>>61057505It is paid out from a trust fund, the money that Akfred Nobel initially donated, probably well invested by some humorless scandinavian manager so it certainly will go up over time. Maybe even slightly better than inflation.
>>61057530VT. read the boglehead link in the OP
HOLD YOUR GROUND,HOLD YOUR GROUND.I SEE IN YOUR EYES THE SAME FEAR THAT MADE ME PANIC SELL,A DAY MAY COME WHEN THE GREED OF THE MARKET FAILS,AND WHEN PEOPLE STOP PAYING 250X P/E ON STOCKS,AND GO BACK TO TRADITIONAL VALUATIONS.BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!THIS DAY WE BUY,BY ALL THAT YOU HOLD IN YOUR PORTAFOLIO,I BID YOU, BUY THE DIP MEN OF /SMG
>>61056512
>>61057537>WE WILL REBUILD.
sold my puts, thanks for the $300goodnight anons
OK WTF WTF WTFWE'RE AT PRICES NOT SEEN SINCE LAST MODNAYWTF WTF WTFSELLL SELLL SELLLLLLLLLL FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES
>>61057540Yes was reported yesterday. The whole "deal" is bullshit. Sam Altman conned AMD into selling him 160 million shares for .01 a share for 100 billion "investment" (with no obligation to actually buy or do anything)It's a wild deal when you actually read into it. Basically used the Nvidia investment as a way to parley the retarded management of AMD into selling the company for pennies. Women CEO btw
Tad just happened , everything is red
>>61057587>Even Palantir is close to going redGrim days
Once in a lifetime opportunity to enter SP500
>>61057567basedgoodnight
>>61056512>>61056512>>61056512Recycle
>>61057595What happened? Did trump say something bad?
>>61057639Fuck offSomeone make a non jew one
>>61057576The woman CEO is the cousin or something of the nvidia CEO, she's not dumb, they're all in on this together. If open AI actually uses AMD gpu's for AI shit then AMDs future valuation will go much much higher.
>>61057640What happened is it's all fake
>>61057492I don't get it. Why would AMD basically donate money to OpenScam? And how in the fuck are shareholders happy with being diluted for nothing? In a normal functional market, it would crash. What the fuck.
>>61057500Dip buyers (zoomers) will definitely get hurt the most. They don't know what it's like throwing money into a money pit for years that feel like they are decade, all while everyone is losing their jobs.
I have ~4k $ in stocks and ~20k in savings..tempted to move more money into stocks....but, i'm scared
>even Gold is doompingIt's over....
>>61058238no way thats real... bro
>>61058309why would i lie? that's all the money i've got..
>>61058323I still cannot believe what I just saw. Seems unreal.
>>61058368maybe it is maybe it isn't but the problem is, i still don't know what to do, feels risky to invest now
