>>61071988https://finviz.com/calendar/economichttps://www.financialjuice.com/home/https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar/https://www.tradingview.com/economic-calendar/https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html>charthttps://www.tradingview.com/chart/ [free realtime futures: SPX500USD, NAS100USD]https://www.sierrachart.com/>educationhttps://www.investor.gov/https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.cboe.com/optionsinstitute/https://www.cmegroup.com/education/courses.html>heatmaphttps://finviz.com/map.ashxhttps://www.tradingview.com/heatmap/stock/https://www.tradingview.com/heatmap/etf/>screenerhttps://finviz.com/screener.ashxhttps://www.tradingview.com/screener/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/>squawkhttps://www.financialjuice.com/home/>televisionhttps://iptv-org.github.io/channels/us/BloombergTV[streamlink/vlc/mpv] https://bloomberg.com/media-manifest/streams/phoenix-us.m3u8https://iptv-org.github.io/channels/us/CNBC[streamlink/vlc/mpv] https://fl7.moveonjoy.com/CNBC/index.m3u8>trading hourshttps://www.tradinghours.com/markets/
Uhhhhh!
>>61073048FUCK YOU
>>61073044what's next week?
I love the stock market so much bros
+0.29%
Despite my prediction at the start of the day that PLUG would continue to go down, it actually recovered about half of its value from where it fell from yesterday. That shows a surprising amount of confidence in the stock despite the execution of that $2 warrant yesterday. PLUGgers might make it out of this after all.
>>61073075They won't put out next week's till tomorrow morning
>DING DING DING>How did it go today boing!!!!!
>>61073081And I love you my smigga!I added so much GAMB on the generational bottom, the next 6 weeks are going to be so much fun! YAY!
>>61073050Congrats anony *kisses*
Opinion on the APLD earnings?I don't speak finance, but it looks good to me, why is it dropping in the after hours?
I sold all my US holdings today and bought bonds and VXUS. I don't care if I miss another 10% upside as long as I get to avoid the inevitable disaster this craziness will bring.
>>61073145lol poor
>only made 1700$ todayIm going to KMS myself
>>61073145You're only going to FOMO back in after the:>Gov reopening rally>Thanksgiving rally>Christmas rally>Hannukah rally>New Years rally>January tax cuts rallyAnd so on and so forthThe rallies will continue until China is defeated wallahi
>>61073145>I don't care if I miss another 320% upside
I can feeeeel it !
something doesn't feel right
for sure not a bubble
>print dollars to buy pesosThis might be a stupid question but why not print dollars to buy RMB?Artificially makes it stronger which hurts their exports.
>>61073238Why did you repost the image I posted 10m ago sar?
>>61073244Sorry anon I was taking my meds and did not see it.
>>61073229The wide part of the buttplug is supposed to stay OUTSIDE your colon.
>>61073238To devalue the dollar and help US exports.
I hope we see 8k S&P and $20 SCHD this year. Reminder that there are "people" still holding that trash.
>>61073234i pretty much just deal with russell 2000 because im too poor for spy and dont want to deal with individual stocks. i hate this piece of shit.
>>61073247I didn't take mine this month and I'm down by 27% in the MTD chart
Why is there so many Telsa haters on /smg/ all the sudden?
>>61073275People don't like grifters.
I got an advertisement for some kind of crypto scam in the mail... like, my actual mailbox. It's some kind of toy, wtf
>>61073293I hate it because it shoves tech into cars
>>61073301buy buy buy
>>61073234Nobody cares about the Russel 2000. Imagine owning small caps ever.
>>61073302That's every car manufacturer
>>61073314I hate them too
>>61073314this. god i hope they all go fucking bankrupt but they won't because they'll just get bailed out again.
Serious question /smg/How come whenever you try to give people free advice that if they just invest their money in stock market for 20 years they balk at you. It's always the same excuses>"Oh I don't have enough money to invest" >"You need a lot of a money to actually ever get to a million dollars >"It's impossible for regular people, that's only for the wealthy/elite" Like why do they refuse to educate themselves on investing? It's infuriating because they vote for dumb shit that "only affectsthe rich", without realizing that someone with $1M NW is barely distinguishable from someone with -$50K networth.
>>61073034Whats OP picture trying to convey^?
>>61073328
>>61073328You answered your own question. It's easier to just vote and take someone elses.
>>61073142i need someone to tell me how to feel about thisi did not vote to fund spics
Shaniqua indicted for fraud......oh nooes
>>61073328>Oh I don't have enough money to investIn fairness, that one's probably true. Tons of people waste so much money they have nothing saved.
>>61073328half of the population is dumber than the other half.
OH BEAUTIFUL FOR SPACIOUS SKIES, FOR AMBER WAVES OF GRAINhttps://youtu.be/LasrD6SZkZk?si=aGSpcxnqZxgdHWiaside note, what stock to buy if I'm bullish on corn, I'm already in ko
>>61073328All their disposable income goes towards Doordashing 11 meals a week and subscribing to 14 different goyslop streaming apps. No money left over to invest.
>>61073358Do you ever get ice cream? How often are the machines "broken" these days?
>>61073358post bmi
>>61073145>he sold the cliffs peakWell done anon. This is something your future wife will be annoying people at parties with for decades.
>>61073143It’s up 3% over $30 now
>>61073370284lbs 5'9"I've been lifting the past year and I'm on 6 different research chemicalsI have a glp1 coming in the mail and I've lose 23lbs in 3 monthsAny more questions>>61073368Contrary to popular belief I am on a diet and pure sugar/carbs has no value to me
>>61073145>goes up another 50%>dips 20%>"I TOLD YOU GUYS ITS GOING TO CRASH">recovers in the next 3-4 monthsthats always how its going to be
PayPalSoundHound Bitcoin VOO The holy square of gains.
>>61073386>Contrary to popular belief I am on a dietWhat kind of diet is that? Eat lettuce instead
>>61073386Jesus I thought I was overweight.... 6'5" 270, semi muscular not bulky
>Can't afford an Aston Martin>Buy Aston Martin stock insteadIt's so fucking cheap. It has to go up from here, right?
>>61073411:/
>>61073328>why are poors okay with it???There are three reason an anon is poor.A) retard (most common)B) lazy (slightly less common, usually affects college grads) C) extremely bad luck (true in 1/1,000,000 cases but believed to be the case universally by all in groups B and C.)In short, because they’re lazy or stupid.
>>61073409I'm down from 325 at my worst like 2 years agoMy progress is pretty good>>61073408The one where I'm a school bus driver on the road, where I eat less calories than I burn, and I still have enough energy to lift weights
>>61073328Because average people genuinely do not know how to save money. I have an example: my uncle works 70 hours a week unironically and is always, always broke. I do not work at all currently, taking unemployment bennies ATM. He just got a 6k check from the tax people.What did he do that day? Paid 60$ for a haircut (he's bald), paid 20$ to get a car wash. He pays 120$ a month for YouTube TV, which he watches maybe twice a week for an hour, despite me telling him to just go to the web browser on the TV, type yandex dot com, and search "<show> full" and find the working stream. No matter how many times I tell him, he doesn't just let me manage his money. I made 10,000$ this month while he is steadily destroying his back more. I love him but he's an actual retard. He earns more than I have ever made but I save and invest significantly more than he can fathom. He is just one of the 99.9% of people who will never, ever make it.
>>61073421That's not a diet, you're just eating macas and hitting the gym, your arteries will get clogged with fat before you get fit
In b4 AI dashcam anon’s notepad update about being a millionaire and selling another 30,000 shares of GSI. Where is the next entry
>>61073421I've been eating like a pig all summer, hardly moving and drinking to excess each and every day and I'm still nowhere near 200lbs how the eff do you do that to yourself? Admittedly I am a manlet.
>>61073431It is a dietYou clearly have no understanding of what the word diet meansAnd I'm guessing you also aren't a doctor
>>61073426Why would he try to make it? You're going to be his bank when he breaks his back and can't work anymore. You love him don't you?
>>61073386>I have a glp1 cominghave you tried eating less? How about doing some coke?
>>61073386allright at least you admit it you fat fuckmaybe walk to mickey d's and get the salad and a water next time
>>61073444I've lost 23lbs in 3 months, so based on math I have been eating lessYou seething?>>61073437Years of being completely sedentary
>>61073441They call me Dr DietAnd that's not a diet
quantum is the next big thing
>>61073455This is how dicklets cope, they lash out and try to establish dominance in the weirdest waysAnd clearly I don't need your advice because I'm down 23lbs in 3 months
>tfw hovered over the 10/10 30C and didn’t pull the trigger
>>61073435AI dashcam anon is the sole reason the stock goes up or down when he buys or sells
>>61073443He will die or I will die before that's an issue. I'm on a ticking clock thanks to my dad's father's heart issues.
>>61073460Doctor redditLook up the word diet and get back to me
>>61073465I'm not trying to give you advice i'm trying to ridicule and shame you for being a fat fuck. Keep my dick size out your mouth unless you're gonna swallow
>>61073458you need to make sure your iron intake is not too high with all that red meat you eat. just donate blood every 3-4 years if you eat a lot of red meat.look up iron accumulation.
>>61073458>I've lost 23lbs in 3 monthsgood, just keep at and don't use injections, that shit will kill you. Just eat small healthy portions. You have enough fat left to survive any fiat collapse, nuclear war, BLM riots.
>>61073328It's a copeI've never bothered to bring that stuff up in a conversation. Not completely, but judging from the times I've grazed by it, I imagine the #1 thing would be "ethical concerns".>"I don't want to support the oligarchy/capitalism/wallstreet/the 1%/financial systems"Left-leaning people would, naturally, go for this cope. But right-leaning people could too if it's framed as crony capitalism or globalist George Soros or it being dishonest work or whatever.Anyway, the obvious counter is there exists ethical investment. Like left-leaning people could just go buy a bunch of Costco. Right-leaning people could go, I dunno, buy made-in-america agriculture stuff, John Deere, yeehaw.
I like McDonald's but the franchise owner around me price gouges relative to other fast food in the area. So I can only go there when they are running good national promotions because they want like $5 for a double cheeseburger in rural Ohio and never give any good deals. It's really sad because I love that slop. I'm at my happiest when I pound an edible and eat enough McDonald's for like 3 people, then watch sitcoms and sleep for ten hours until the stock market opens. Now I'll do Wendy's $5 biggie bag with the upgrade to a large fry for $1 on Wednesdays with the free 6 piece. Burger King was giving two original chicken sandwiches for $5 with a free.large dry for several months but they wised up and don't let you stack the free large with that promo.
Reminder to boboniggers: it's only a black swan if no one sees it coming
>>61073473When you have a tiny cock and you need little pointless battles like this to feel better about yourself it's pretty sad, as previously stated my diet is working and I need no input from you>>61073477Injections of what, the glp is a research chem and a solutionAnyways this thread is now going off topicI want to buy a corn stock, is there like an archer Daniels midland of corn
>>61073498bobo arrives from the east. the sun is rising right now in china.
>bought 3500 shares of APLD at an average of 29.66 in the 30 minutes before close>already up 8kGod I love winning.
>>61073518
>>61073509I lost 23 pounds in four months, you seething?
>>61073421Ya not bad congrats. What are you doing? Just working out and watching calories?
>>61073528Nope, good job, that's slower than me but you put in a great effort
>>61073431>>61073441>Arteries get clogged with fatHow did this become the accepted belief. You know no fat actually end up in the artery right?
Is Plug Powers float 35% short now? What was it before
>>61073494I hate it but their app offers good deals, at least around here.
Are we gonna crash tomorrow?
>BREAKING: Credit scores drop at fastest pace since the Great Recession.This is probably fine
I think I'd rather be poor and skinny than rich and fat
>>61073532I don't eat anything without a meat component, or like mixed nuts, otherwise I could just go in on pure carbs all dayCardarine really helped me control my appetiteI'm also on a ac262, enclomiphene, tesofensine, t3, tadalafilWhen the glp arrives I'm going to guess I lose atleast 5 lbs this month
>>61073550how many months have people been asking this?
>>61073552it is the end of the leverage cycle.
>>61073511Exactly. That’s what they said a few months ago when things dried up. Now everyone is saying it can’t happen because everyone sees it coming, so when it does happen in spite of everyone expecting it will happen which lead them to expecting it won’t, it will be a surprise.
>>61073563>CardarineYolo
What do we think about KDP's acquisition/spinoff plan?>acquire (reacquire) JDE Peet's>split KDP into a coffee company and a soft-drink company>basically reverse everything from the last few years (???)
>>61073581The rat study was bogus imo, the entire methodology of it was trashI feel good
>>61073336just look up a history of US bailouts of mexico, central and south america lol. this is nothing new. we own these countries by proxy.
>>61073573it's just student loans
>>61073597To be fair you don't really feel cancer until it's about to ass rape you. Get some fenbendazole and dose for a couple weeks twice a year to be sure
>>61073264splg?
>>61073546It was 33% before, it's actually gone up.
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
I sold $40k of voo at 2:59PM. Full retard?
>>61073607I've been on for like 3 months, rats were on for 18 months straight, were genetically modified to get cancer and on a 500mg weight converted human doseI take 20mg a day
>>61073625depends, why did you sell? just want to hold cash for awhile? what was your initial plan when you bought?
>>61073406PayPal????
>>61073632Just saying I got a lifetime supply of pic related for my entire family for like $250. Worth the money to assure you won't get cancer
>>61073328Because America has degenerated to an almost unrecognizable degree. We were once a nation of warrior-merchants as bold and skilled with our pocket-books as we were with our arms. That which we bought, we defended with our blood, and always with greater and greater profits in our sights. But thanks to that fucking nigger, FDR, we all became lazy, complacent retards, hoping that the government would just figure everything out for us. Social Security alone will be responsible for more missed retirements goals than accomplished ones, because of all the mongoloids who've been conditioned to think that the government can do everything for them.I hate the nanny-state so goddamn much.
>AVGO>I CAN'T PUMPBROADCOM is the new AMD
>>61073623He expected some kind of problem in the next two years, nothing urgent. And even our king banker can be wrong about these things.
>>61073142But I thought Millei was saving Arshitina?
>>61073234Nobody cares about the Russell. And it has a shit name. Imagine having "sell" in your name.
>>61073623JP owns about 70bn$ of nvdia as per their last 10Q. I don't know what the Greek is saying, but it most certainly isn't out of the goodness of his heart.If everyone is saying there is a bubble, and a collapse why is everyone still in?
oh is that why everything dumped today >>61073151
I wish it was 2019 again and I was pretending to be a student on the local campus but had actually dropped my classes.
>>61073662At least once a week one of these guys shows up with a doom n' gloom quote
>>61073650trust the pelosi planI got UUUU (big stock) to keep me pumpin
>>61073677>big stock4U
My bull thesis is that if people are selling that means someone is buying and if someone is buying that means they also believe the market is going to recover, meaning that it eventually will.
>>61073670I like to go and look at girls and sometimes sit in lectures for free
>>61073676While being long.If you listen to his interviews about the post 2008 events and JP's bailout of bear stearns he paints it as some sort of stretch for help. Like JP didn't get funnelled billions upon billions by the federal reserve in weird long term repos to do the deal.
I'm getting annoyed by all the gold shills lately with their>gold doesn't change, it's the dollar collapsing! :)as if it's somehow immune to speculation unlike all those other assetsmy basic ass macro research yields pic relI wanted to not just consider gold price vs. M2, but also factor in the known gold supply over time ever since since bretton woods was dropped & private ownership was re-legalizedturns out that ignoring the short lived blowoff top of 1980, gold relative to M2 has never been more overvalued than todaywe're at +2.5 standard deviations from the trendline here (which is near flat)why the hell would you buy gold now unless you're daytrading or legit expecting a paradigm shift (where they somehow also don't end up seizing private gold like they did last time)
>>61073677>>61073692Suggest UUUU all you want, but dont make memes about it, since thats a top signal
>>61073677I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE, MY PORTFOLIO IS PUMPING JUST A LITTLE WHILE SMIGGERS ARE MAKING BANK. MUH ACHR, MUH HGRAF, MUH GRRR ,JUST SHILL ONE GOOD STOCK /SMG/
>>61073721things can stay over valued, ive been holding gold since 2020 so idk, I know I should sell at some point because I think it's pretty likely I'll be able to rebuy at 2k an ounce in the future
Im down 4.5% today
>>61073713I have all my hair so its' easy to pretend to be a mid-20s returning student instead of an early 30s want to kill myselfer.
>>61073739Buddy, I was in here shilling Intel when it was $19.75 and AMD when it was $90. All you had to do was click buy. My new favourite barrel scraper is Aston Martin Lagonda. Get the memo.
>>61073739>TSMC: Billion-Dollar Deals Flowing Through Its Indispensable Foundry Monopolybuy and hold for a week if you have the patience. youre welcome
>>61073667>Uhm akshully my boomer rocks doomping is a GOOD thingHope these retards enjoy bagholding while the worst of the stock market outpaces any gains they will never see
>>61073744:(It's okay anon, we're pumping tomorrow. Today was a fluke
Would you look at that, GameStop AND the warrants are down today. Does the faggot that shills his reddit bags want to apologize to the rest of smg for being a faggot yesterday?
Why didn’t you guys shill Apld harder we could’ve all been rich
>>61073638Already had a decent amount of cash. Was meant to be a long term position. Got spooked by the AI bubble and nvidia paying OpenAI to buy more H100s, I guess. Bought most of it a few days before Liberation Day. I'm wondering now if I should have sold my $30k of SCHD which has been crabbing this year instead.
>>61073766my boomer glowing rocks are doing great
>>61073721
>>61073815I managed to buy it before the pump. I don't know if anyone remembers my post from few days ago, but I finally made back the 200 I lost on a gypsy scam
I would like to thank the APLD anon for the financial advice
>>61073768I was also up about the same amount yesterday, so easy come easy go i guessHope tomorrow recovers a bit
>>61073721Techtranny sour grapes
>>61073836>>61073830>Apld>First news item is a deal with coreweave>Company "made" 50 million dollars this quarter>Has never ever posted a profit>6:1 reverse split in 2022>PS of 54Lmao I'm going all in on shorting this at the open
if you had a spare 30k which stock would you buy? im thinking GOOGLE
>>61073883AML.L
>>61073883AMZN
>>61073883yeah? im thinking QQQ
>>61073883Put everything into Lean Hogs $150 calls expiring next week.
>>61073883>which stock would you buy?I like losing money, so I would by LCID
>>61073796i started buying calls today it's going to go back to 28 before eoy. the warrants are basically calls of course they follow the underlying
>>61073768I kek'd
>>61073883for me? it's XLG
>>61073034Why is everything red today? How long until we start melting up again?
>>61073943exceptional post
so APLD is a scam and we should dump whatever is left on open?
>>61073926Um, what kind of alpha do you have on the hog market, anon?
Ok heres the plan. SPY opens deep red then i sell my puts. The indicators will show a restet of technicals so ill buy up calls and ride it out for a while. Weekly chart show me there is still a bit of steam to gp up. Ill sell around when the weekly candle finally touches the upper BB. Check em
>>61073883I need serious answers. Did I give u the impression that I'm joking? I don't need this money I'm gonna open an brokerage acct and just let it sit so I need something relatively safe but potential for massive growth
Can I have alpha if I’m a beta
>>61073988You stole my dubs reeeeeee
>>61073988>>61073943
>>61073988If you're only going to buy one thing and let it sit for years, how about an index ETF? That seems better than a single stock.
>>61073988Just put it in TQQQ and fuggedaboutit.
>>61073988btw how do i deposit this at the bank? i dont want to pay tax on this lol
>>61073986I'm shorting lean hogsAnd schlonging fat hogs
>>61074015Just deposit it normally? Why would you pay tax on it they don’t know where it came from
>>61073966Yes, but knowing how fake and gay this market is it will probably pump to 50-60 before returning to 10 (where it should be if it was properly valued)T. DD expert
>>61074015Yeah don't try to break up the deposits or else you'll get fined, just do it all at once
>>61074023something about depositing over 10k? what if they ask me questions where it came from? its savings but i dont have any trail of it
>>61074024not saying you are wrong but DD doesn’t mean shit in this clown market lol
Stock Market Today: Dow, S&P 500 Fall; Nvidia, AMD, PepsiCo, Delta, More Movers
>>61074033The thing about line always go up, is there's the 2nd part people forget. It's>Individual line always go down absent good newsThe good news is now priced in, so line will go down. There has never, ever been a successful long term company that has reverse split their stock. Ever.
i may have fucked up today
>>61073988Anything rare earth or critical mineral related. CRMLMPLARNVXOMEXTMCUSAR
>>61073988GAMB GAMB GAMB
>>61074052>There has never, ever been a successful long term company that has reverse split their stock. Ever.BKNG?
>>61074057Whatd you do anon
>>61073037Be quiet, I'm accumulating
So, are the minors going to full recover all their losses Friday?
Tomorrow EU pump and US dump
>>61074075Yes. And apple.Now you're betting this random bullshit company that leases floor space to coreweave, is the next most successful company in human history.
>>61074007>forgets about it>AI bubble pops, market crashes 50%>TQQQ crashes 150%>$30,000 turns into $0.30>anon forced to cash out after leveraging gets banned and TQQQ is delisted
I told y'all~
>>61074030>>61074023this cash is from flipping cars if im being honest and i never reported it. should i lie and say it is savings?
>>61073883nxdr
>>61073402The fact that is sentiment is popular is why the anon you replied to is right in selling everything. People have lost their fucking minds over a fucking chatbot of all things.
>>61074094We haven't even lost the past two days
>>61074111Didn't you say such stocks didn't exist?>Now you're betting this [...] is the next most successful company in human history.It's not necessarily that extreme. In order to be justified, the stock just needs to improve the expected risk-adjusted returns of a portfolio.
>>61074147> We haven't even lost the past two daysBros… weve already lost the past two days…
Hot damn that is was a Septembull and Pumptober, I made 18% in the last 5 weeks
>>61074134just say your grandma gave it to you for being a good boy and never smoking crystal weed
>>61073988BULL, OPEN, PZZA
>>61074094Eventually, and perhaps fairly quickly. Earnings season starts for miners on October 20th through November 20th.If we get a 5-10% dip in the metals, translating to perhaps a 20% decline in miners, over the next few days, it should be bought.
DAL nice earnings pump today. Expect it continues with their good news.
>>61074186No economist with any awareness of the system would say inflation is any higher than 3%.
>>61074205can you give me a serious answer? i dont do well under pressure and i need to be sure i wont have to explain myself to a bank telelr
Someone was talking about Invisalign recently and now I want to get it too. My dentist shills it to pretty much every time I go. May as well treat myself and shit.
>>61074245Your grandma gave it to you to help for your house downpayment, she's a boomer and keeps all her money under her mattress. The donor pays the gift tax so you wouldn't be liable for anything.
>>61074244>No economist with any awareness of the system would say inflation is any higher than 3%.shaddowstats enters the chathttps://www.shadowstats.com/
>>61074244economists are pussies and liars
>>61074257could i just say its savings? plus my grandma is not alive
>>61074256>May as well treat myself and shit.my dentist quoted me $5k for this shit. You what wamen find attractive? Money.
>>61073883NVOno idea why it went down today, probably some bullshit fudd.
>>61074083sold my SOXL (took profits) and bought a lil SOXS
>>61074122> is retarded> thinks that TQQQ could every possibly fail> thinks the world, and therefore, the entire market isn't run by tech> assumes that the AI bubble is the biggest boogyman since the beginning of the derivatives market> doesn't realize tech has been in a booming hyperloop since the invention of the transistor> wants to kiss his trans sisterI'm sorry bro you have officially been sidelined on this 35 year+ money making guarentee
>>61074272sure, but unless you have a real job they're going to wonder how you're saving.
WONDERFUL NEWS SMIGGERSI FOUND THE BEST GOLD MINERP.E of just 4.6 Dividend of 1.87%Gold exploration in Senegal and profitable production in Nigeria THX - Thor ExplorationI'm opening a position tomorrow and averaging down until their earnings November 30th
>>61074279You'll do fine anon. Tomorrow's looking bearish imo
>>61074291fuck off
>>61073328I'm really trying dude, I'm just bad at it apparently. Starting with relatively (to you guys) nothing though and it feels a bit like trying to get a moose to take flight.
>>61074290i have a real job, but i dont get paid in cash. jesus i dont know what to do and i have really bad anxiety
>>61074228October 20th? Damn, quarter ended in September
>futures
>>61074295I do it for my haters more so than my fans :)Some Slop for you to consider:If THX sustains $600–750 M OCF for 5 years with some reinvestment and a modest decline thereafter:Scenario Enterprise Value Equity Value / Share (CAD)Base Bull (Gold $4,000) ~$2.5 – 3.0 B USD ≈ CAD 4.50 – 5.50 / shareAggressive Bull (max throughput + expansions) $3.5 – 4.0 B USD ≈ CAD 6.00 – 7.00 / shareAt current prices around CAD 0.80–0.90, that’s 5× – 8× potential upside if gold sustained $4,000 and THX maintained operations without dilution or major cost inflation.
>>61074330didn't read, seams gay tho
>pg 335 of 687
>>61074346In another life maybe we could have been friendsGAMB chads, the reversal has begun! I hope everyone slurped up the dip.
>>61073349Thats not possible
>>61073034do any smggers watch Shkreli's streams? where is his schedule? I want to ask him about a pharma stock.
We foodposting? I made some pork stew this week
>>61074355If you werent a shill for random garbage i think this life would have worked out for usGood luck out there anon, I wish the best for your shitty picks and I hope I get the chance to poke the bear a few more times
>>61074379Looks good anon, I respect the rosmary for show but something deep inside me is raging hard that it isn't fully submerged for maximal flavour
>>61073563>>61073607>>61073632>>61073645Are you niggers fuckin serious? Lmfao
>>61074379My food post was smg related>>61074390Why are you mad?
>>61074362>Thats not possibleIts a fact, you are just the dumb half so you dont understand the Bell curve
>>61073988>so I need something relatively safe but potential for massive growthThose two goals are usually mutually exclusive. "Safe" investments are usually ones that are well-established and well run. Massive growth generally comes from newbies that haven't found their economic niche yet.That being said, I suggest looking at the Dividend Aristocrats. They're the stocks of the bluest of the blue chips, and to make the list, a company must have increased their dividends every year for at least twenty five years. So they know what they're doing, and they haven't maxed out their client base yet.There are a number of ETFs that track the list, so you get a lot of diversification for a relatively small investment. And the ever increasing dividends make it easier to wait out bear markets.If you'd like to learn more, here's an article about them:https://thecollegeinvestor.com/33315/dividend-aristocrats-who-are-they-and-how-they-work/However, as dividend aristocrats have to be at least twenty five years old to make the list, tech companies aren't well represented. On the bright side, you've probably heard of most of the companies: Coke, Pepsi, McDonalds, Walmart, Proctor & Gamble . . .If you want something more diversified, and still reasonably stable, there's always the classic index fund. They might not be the sexiest investment vehicle, but they're so common to portfolios, if any of the components pull anything shady, the backlash is both immediate and massive.
What should I invest in if I only have $300I'm not well versed in money pls halp
>>61073466kek i bought 20 dollars worth when some anon told me to in the thread just for funsiesmade 10 bucks profit and it says up 60 something percent i forgot and i know 10 bux is not 60$ of 20 but i dont wanna open my phone rn and check the actual exact numbers so im brain foggin it
>accidentally sell 50 shares of DAL yesterday>buy some right at close>wake up>throat hurts, clearly sick, tired>could have gone to work and made money>could have also made a few hundred on DAL, but sold at 50>bought gdxu on 'the dip' and it kept going downEvery single time I am sick and trade when sick I make bad trades. I could have made like 500 bucks today between work and DAL and it would be fine.My only cope is that the gold 'double top' has happened like 5 times in the past 5 weeks so we maybe go back to 4100 tomorrow.
>>61074432>>61074390
>>61074432>I only have $300BRK-A
>>61073883ONDSACHRNBISOKLO POETSOUNIRENJNUGtake your pick
>>61074245Not that anon, but your broker doesn't work for the IRS (or similar tax agency). They ask where the money comes from because anti-money laundering laws require them to. The odds of them asking any kind of follow up question is unlikely, at best.They do have to report your profits/losses to the IRS, though. So don't expect to be able to dodge taxes forever. However, there are ways to minimize the bite. If this is your retirement nest egg, you might want to look at a retirement account, rather than a classic brokerage treatment. They qualify for special tax treatment.Here in the US, they come in two flavors. The traditional IRA is a tax-deferred account, which means that taxes are only charged when you withdraw money. A Roth IRA, on the other hand, is tax exempt. You pay no taxes on anything earned by a Roth account, as long as you paid income tax on the money originally.Either way, you may qualify for a retirement savings credit on your income taxes.
>>61074421ok thanks i knew about the dividend aristocrats. but more importantly do i need detailed reasons when i deposit this money?
>>61073466>>61074470>IREN >APLD>UUUU>POET I held these all last year but they weren’t doing anything. you gotta wait so long sometimes.
>>61074479im not talking about broker im talking about bank. i have boa and i never interact with bank teller. i want to deposit this cash but im afraid they are going to interrogate me and i dont have a detailed enough story as to where the money came from.
my god I didn’t realize IREN 10x’d, Christ I wanna kms
>>61074488bullshit
>>61074289thistqqq is the ultimate cheat code to getting stupidly rich with little to no effort during the AI stock market boom that is just getting warmed up
>>61074432>What should I invest in if I only have $300>I'm not well versed in money pls halpI would look at index mutual funds. They're basically holding companies that exist solely to own a basket of stocks that reflects one of the stock market indexes, with the most common onde being the S&P 500.They're not flashy, but they are well diversified, and easy to keep track of. If the market goes up, so does the value of your investment. If the market goes down, so does the value of your investment. They're so popular (and straightforward to assemble), almost every brokerage or big mutual fund family has them.
lads do I just throw my money in a 2x bitcoin fund? seems to be pulling the most returns
>>61074491oh they'll let you deposit it, good luck withdrawing it
>>61074491You can't invest with a bank. That's why most banks have a brokerage subsidiary to send their clients to. Technically a distinct organization, even if they often share the same building or suite of offices.Bank or broker, they're not going to ask a lot of questions. They have to ask some general ones because of anti-money laundering laws, but they're not going to grill you on names and dates. If you move a lot of money at once, they have to fill out a form, that's all. They don't need or want to know anything more than the bare minimum to do that.
>TFW Rugged by Willy Wonka
>>61074505Are these known as ETFs? Which one should I get?
>>61073733get this bobohead outta here
>>61074488Word on the street is POET got 75M financing from a hyperscaler and by law have to file within 7 days so if it’s a a mag7 could shoot it up a bunch overnight. Could also be Sam Altman since it says largest single investmenthttps://www.poet-technologies.com/news/poet-technologies-announces-closing-of-us-75-million-investment-to-accelerate-growth-in-ai-connectivity-solutionsAlternatively never bet against Jensen he is holding up the literal world markets with how interwoven AI investment is right now. Personally waiting for CRWV to ATH again. At one point NVDA tried to buy forever before it went public but was shut down by regulators. Similar story with ARM IIRC
>>61074512Leveraged funds are trading tools, not investments. You're supposed to be in them for a few hours at most. Particularly if it rebalances daily, which can be brutal. Even if you nailed the direction right.There's been a big push to ban them, or at least restrict them to the pros. Too many people have gotten burned mishandling them.
>>61073988CheckedIf they ask tell them you simply always saved the cash your grandparents gave you and after all these years you're finally doing something with it. They won't ask until you've returned a few times.After your starting capital, start depositing 1900ish/week and be friendly when you go instead of a shifty autist. If you regularly deposit similar amounts and don't act sus, they shrug it off. Iirc $2000 is low enough they don't flag it.And remember that up to 19k/year is exempt from gift tax from any individual.
>>61074399I used my gains on the STOCK MARKET to make food and save money instead of buying from MCD
>>61074551smoothbrained nanny state takereddit spacingmany such cases
>>61074551muh chop loss
>>61074541>Are these known as ETFs? Which one should I get?ETFs are similar, but they trade on the exchanges. Index funds are handled through your broker or the sponsoring mutual fund family, with the buy/sell value determined at the end of the day. And by mutual fund family, I'm talking names like Vanguard and State Street, whom you've probably already heard of. They're very similar, though. Think . . . putting beef on a pizza vs. having a cheeseburger. ETFs are better at following the minute to minute fluctuations in stock prices, while index funds are better at letting people buy in with small or irregular incomes.As for which one you want? As long as they follow the same index, index funds are very, very similar. They have to be, as they're tracking the same set of stocks. The only really difference is the expense ratio (smaller is better) and minimum investment size.I would start with the S&P 500 index, which follows the big companies. There are also mid-cap and small cap indexes, when you're ready to branch out.(Avoid sector specific indexes for now. They're still new-ish, and the expense ratios are a bit high for what you get.)You can buy index funds through your broker, or directly from the mutual fund company. Brokers usually have a lower minimum investment, though.
>>61074551explain how holding soxl allowed me to 3x 100k by holding this year then faggot
wtf are those futures, what's with these recoveries. Can't even stay down for one day, that's insane and it's also mostly tech again
>>61074610>explain how holding soxl allowed me to 3x 100k by holding this year then faggotWe're in an AI bubble, and you got lucky?
>>61073836Are you the guy that said he had 30k to throw at something? You're welcome.I actually paper handed my 155 shares today but something told me to ape back in right before close. I'm glad I did. Let's get this bad boy even higher.
>>61074635>t. rational and proud holder of SCHD
>>61074635cope, I watched people here do it in 2020 and again in 2023, this time I just jumped in.
>>61074614I think there's a large group of people who unironically believe that AI is intelligent and will soon begin replacing workers and massively increasing productivity. They're so irationally bullish on AI that they buy every dip no matter how absurd the valuations get. I think they'll keep doing this until they either lose their jobs in a recession and no longer have money to invest, or a couple years pass and it becomes apparent to the masses that LLMs are never going to be intelligent and are just a tool.
>>61074614Why did MSFT blip up to $556 for a moment in futures?
>>61074551>Leveraged funds are trading tools, not investments. You're supposed to be in them for a few hours at most.No, that's a myth. It's perfectly fine to hold a leveraged ETF for months or years.Volatility harms long-term investment returns and leverage increases volatility, so you should be careful. But those are general facts about investing, not anything specific to the leveraged ETF structure.
>>61074652You do realize that a 3x leveraged fund means TRIPLE losses on the way down, right? And SOXL follows the semiconductor companies - you'd better be praying that AI isn't a bubble.
>>61074245>can you give me a serious answer?I did not read all the other crap. If you have a job report that income and deposit that into your bank as savings so they see all the transactions and spend the cash for groceries, gas, food, booze so its not tracked. If for any reason anything comes up, the cash is what you made mowing lawns as a kid and you saved it all these years in case of emergency. Or take the cash and buy gold and silver with cash, and dont tell anyone you have the gold and hide it at home.
>>61074660>a large group of people who unironically believe that AI is intelligentAI is more intelligent than the dumber half of the population (NPCs)
>>61074663Don't see that on mine. Must have been:>Oct 9 (Reuters) - Microsoft (MSFT.O), opens new tab said an outage of its suite of productivity software has been resolved on Thursday.>"We identified that a portion of network infrastructure in North America was misconfigured, resulting in impact," Microsoft 365 said on its status page on X.>Initial reports had showed issues accessing Microsoft Teams and Exchange Online, it said earlier.>The number of users reporting issues with Microsoft 365 had fallen to 136 as of 5.38 p.m. ET, compared with 17,000 earlier, according to Downdetector, which tracks outages by collating status reports from a number of sources.
While you were partying with HGRAFI was studying the WWR$5 easy from hereThe superior graphite play
Out of curiosity, how did everyone here learn to invest? Books? Online videos? Friends/family?
>>61074753LMAO. The captcha is an appropriate answer too
>>61074763Kys 2
>>61074692no shit you fucking monkey, you think I timed the pico bottom and just rode nothing but gains? I held with conviction even when I was down 50%, I'll sell soon enough even if this is a bubble it can go on longer than you think
>>61074551>Leveraged funds are trading tools, not investments. You're supposed to be in them for a few hours at most.This is the common wisdom, and the common wisdom is gay and wrong.
>bobo swing trading
Thanks for the dude who shilled APLD during market hours. Looking at that chart and seeing the upgrade it had as well as having earnings today is what got me to buy in. Already made 20k kek. We'll see if it holds.
>>61073462lol I've been arguing with a Korean phyysicist for the past few days. I think d wave is actually paying him to commit fraud.
>>61074785cute
>>61074767So we agree then. A 3x leveraged fund isn't easy money, and anyone buying in should be prepared for some really, really crappy days in the market.
>>61074881Is there a bikini-girl-in-a-traditional-sauna stock?
>>61074886just buy the sankt petersburg index
Do I buy more AMD?
>>61074912Jfc why
>>61074912I've been selling my shares in small amounts.
AMZN is still undervalued
Futures status?>>61074753Smg taught me everything i need to know.
WWR is the next big thing in PMs
>Literally earning more than my regular income in this early start of a bubble>Will probably be a millionaire by end of the bubble where I sell my bags at the topStay mad bois. I'll make it
i really am about to just buy about anythingim starting to consider buying a fucking concrete companya cash-generating concrete company
>>61074977Hold off until Tuesday my friend
>>61074976Why not add more?
NEW THREADNEW THREADNEW THREAD>>61075005>>61075005>>61075005
Uranium bros... its over
>>61074933>>61074948Why not?
>>61074730It's not tho. It might print some shit an intelligent person can look at and glean something from, but it's not thinking anything it's just linear algebra. It needs a proomter without one it's just an environment consuming goon fuel generating toaster.
>>61074977Even GAMB & GRRR?
>>61074570FoolishI make overtime sitting in mcdonalds playing smt3I just spent 2 hours in a pizza place playing pool with the soccer team, made overtime, got free pizzaFinancially blessed in this bitch
>>61074977Based. Concrete companies are great because they can become local monopolies. It doesn't make economic sense for a construction project to transport heavy materials like gravel and concrete from far away. VMC, for example, generates lots of cash because of this.
>>61074456Kek. Lots of brokers allow fractional share trading these days, so who knows, maybe it's possible somewhere.I checked Interactive Brokers and they don't allow it. They'll let you trade fractions of BRK.B but not BRK.A.
DAY OF RECKONINGTODAY DECIDES IF I STAY POOR OR GET RICH
>>61075418Damn how badly did Buffet want to keep poorfags out
>>61074291>Senegal>Nigeria Bruh
>>61075758Why would you want fractional shares of BRK.A rather than BRK.B? Aren't those preferred shares for voting?
>>61074551it's a valid investment if the underlying almost never goes down, like one of the big indexes. If you bought and held SPXL when it first came out, you would be stupidly rich rn.
