Before i kill myself, just tell me. Whats the news that caused every coin to implode?
blumpf tariffs
>>610815630.0000040453 on PEPE wtf? I bought at 0.000008 thinking I had a giant buffer then exploded lol
>>61081563trade war nothingburger. this is just old fashioned market manipulation. still on track for 200k BTC by december
This move wasn't "natural" at all. Some very big players orchestrated this.
>Trump announces 100% tariffs on China (this will be walked back before the week is even up)>Boomerstocks drop 2%>Gold goes up 2%>Bitcoin drops 10%>Alts drop 40%I fucking hate altcoins so much
Its Trump and his faggot tariff war. Not even ironyposting fuck that orange NIGGER.
Trump just said he put 100% tariff on them above the already 40% so 140% that's like Cold War shit so CHINA dumped a shit load of BTC andthere not done yet hold on don't sell!!!!!!!!!!you can bet blackrock and Strategy is buying hand over fist!!!
>>61081605>>61081611Yup didn't make sense, but at least I learned to never buy alts again. Probably worth the lesson.
>>61081563chainlink almost hit $23
>>61081563Orange nigger doing nigger shit to make this family and (((buddies))) richer.
>>61081591Same. How does a coin with this much marketcap suddenly go down 50% instantly? wtf
>>61081563China did a minor aggro in trade and Trump retaliated by going ultra aggro and tariffing all Chinese goods 100%
>>61081611TACO
>>61081733>>61081594These two.
>>61081563thanks for playing, you fell for the biggest goyim wealth extraction event of all time...maybe next time not being cattle.
Look I'm genuinely a dumbass when it comes to this finance shit. How are trump tariffs having an effect on random altcoins/shitcoins, or even BTC? What do they have to do with it? I don't get it.
DIRTY SWEAR GREASE EATING CHINKS JAUNDICE SLIT EYE NIGGERSI HOPE THAT CHINK BASTARD XI ACTUALLY DID HAVE A STROKE FUCKING WINNI THE POO NIGGER FUCKING PISS SKINS
>>61081797CZ and other CEXs doing a massive long squeeze
>>61081611>>61081719The alt market for crypto is so fucking dead its unreal. We havent had proper up movement for alts in 2 years, but ofcourse in every dump they dump harder than anything else. Its not even worth it anymore to hold anything outside of ETH and BTC
>>61081563Dude calm down. Its just another juden flash sale. V shaped recovery by tomorrow
>>61081605This. Orangenigger gave a heads-up to his friends about his niggering in advance, just like last time
>>61081760SUI did a -70% in fucking minutes. Now its x4 the bottom price but I got paralyzed. Its one of my biggest altcoin positions, absolutely stomach churning
>>61081797so the tariffs make everything for china to expensive to buy so this of it as Trump say we never buy any from china any morethat is a big blow to china so they are taking Revenge the U.S.A has bitcoin reserve plus Anons like us are yelling at trump so china did it to strike back get it?
>>61081837Which exchange is CZ?>massive long squeezeI had to look up what this was. But why do they feel the need to react to tariffs that will never affect their coins?
>>61081797US and China have bitcoin reserves
>>61081805yea its chadxis fault and not shabbos cheetoh trumpflstein
>>61081563Cheeto hitler threatened 100% tariff on all Chinese goods unless they sell rare earth minerals to USA.
>>61081915Aren't they an insignificant part of each countries economy and budget?
>>61081797basically all you need to know is every market is heavily manipulated. every. single one. gold, stocks, crypto...its all a big club and you aint in it.
>>61081563orange faggot miga golem shabbos throwing a fit again
>>61081797Crypto market is just retail trading and retail paniced. The answer is because of the narrative that it is bearish, it doesnt matter if it theoretically is.
>>61081605Citadel.
>>61081770It's not just tariffs. He also signaled that he's going to try to export-control every fucking thing that can be meaningfully export-controlled
we will recover BTC Anons!!!great buying op BTC is on sale
>>61081893I've been where you are, just don't sell. I sold out of fear and lost $70k gains a month later lol.
>LINEA dumps to 0.005>SXT to 0.028>A to 0.15>XPL to 0.24>KAS to 0.03>PUMP to 0.003>ASTER to $1.1 (and CZ is struggling to keep it back up above $1.40>etc.It's actually comical how fucking hard everything dumped at once, it's like an insider with massive positions in everything market sold at the same time
>>61081563No news....big players just decided to cash you out.
>>61081910Binance
Everybody wanted jewish fucking institutions in their crypto. Now look what happens. Every month we have some massive manipulation event orchestrated by the upperjew TrumpI went into crypto to escape clownworld, now its part of it
>>61082256/thread. thats why we are all here. to get farmed by big players.
>>61081563Nothing. Thats the beauty of crypto. Its backed by nothing
>>61082343vaporware. thanks for playing.
>>61082176Those that buy this dip thinking we're going back up are in for a real treat. It's over, maybe you can swing and make a few bucks but the whole market is going to be go way more down the next few weeks
>>61081563White people did this. Goddamn kkk Weimar nazi German motherfucking little timmies and their little white microdicked cocks from Appalachian motherfucking trailer trash homes
>>61082363kek see you in four years. hope you can hold that long. (99% of this cycles alts will be dead)
do i set some limit orders now or wait until tomorrow?
>>61082370Just wait what we will do when the economy goes bad and we have nothing left to lose
>>61082490It's over man. That 70% flash dump on most alts just shook the entire market. There is no confidence anymore. We are going back down, and down, and down. This is how the cycle ends, always
>>61081563peepee poopoochina tariffs for you
>>61081563gamestop issued warrants. they had to rug all of crypto just to save themselves into the weekend. next week might be bad.
>>61082518dont worry you wont need money when you are dying in russia or iran for jews.
>>61081611Boomer stocks are not down because markets are closed
>>61081856Alt market isn’t dead, the only reason why it hasn’t gone up because institutions and big companies are only buying btc which is also the only reason btc is going up otherwise it’d had crabbed like alt coins.Once they start to buy alts as alt ETFs get approved legit alts will moon
>>61081605FLASHDUMPWhales liquidate plebs to rape them up the ass. Classic move in crypto.Many such cases
>>61082852These funny-money markets not shaking stock markets....this panic is from other source...bubble burst.
>>61081893>absolutely stomach churningthats always a good indicator to buy alts
>>61082852boomer stonks are currently at -3% ish for the day and they are still bleeding after hours, vix jumped instantly from 17 to 21 and stayed there for the rest of the day, 1 month worth of sp500 gains just got wiped out, descending from all time highs. I know the crypto bros are used to massive price swings, but a -3% in 1 day in the sp500 means shit just hit the fan real hard, but still not as hard as during the liberation day. >its just a -3% lmao why panicstock markets have financial derivatives like options, products that use leverage to amplify gains but amplify losses aswell, even tiny moves like +0.5% can mean a 100% gain. some people just got positions of -99% depending on their risk exposure from this tiny move, but the people who bet in the other direction probably got gains of >1000%. cryptos have options aswell, but they are very illiquid which means nobody buys that shit
>>61081805
>>61081563Chikadee-china the Chinese chicken
>>61081563>Before i kill myself, just tell me. Whats the news that caused every coin to implode?Technical problems with exchanges. It'll be all fine Monday. >as boomers would say, buy the dip if you can.
>>61081611Boomerstocks are down because friday is option expiration date. Absolutely nothing to do with Trump. Exchanges likely have a technical problem and will be fine Monday.
>>61083060ww3 is here. this was always going to happen. Albert Pike 33rd degree mason wrote about it.
>>61081797Most trading is done by bots. One big push in a certain direction and they all go haywire
>>61081645orange nword Friday! :D
Explain to me how exactly tariffs affect shitcoin?
>>61081563Dont kys tho>>61083306>>61082048
>>61081563>Doge briefly went to 0.10 on Kraken
>>61083306They don't. Market makers just use them as an excuse to manipulate the market.
>>61081563>Whats the news that caused every coin to implode?>>61076595
>>61081563BTC is leveraged Nasdaq Altcoins are derivatives of BTC in price Decoupling was possible but ended with mass adoption. Gold is decoupled as the entire world including non western markets are buying it. Silver is derivative of this but also so often sought by the east their is a 90 day waiting period to buy it in Vietnam and you have to get on a waitlist in Poland. If the emerging markets were clamoring for BTC you would have had a day like AG or AU. Margin calls mean selling hedges but now the world owns gold and the west owns crypto and gold. So BTC and derivatives could at best pattern like 08 gold while 2025 gold dips will be bought immediately outside of America. Nasdaq was down 3% today if you hadn't noticed.
>>61083306>>61083686Because tariffs effect all major indices. Nasdaq is services but also mag 7, predominantly this as far as market cap. They are still building data centers for said services and tariffs fuck up budgets and time tables right proper. These places require steel, aluminum, copper amongst other things. A down turn in the economy is ultimately a downturn for services on a long enough timeline because to make money you need customers. Market is already spooked by jobs and inflation data, because customers. So many are waiting to sell, expecting it to come. If people sell SP and QQQ then they are going to sell btc. If hedge funds are margin called they will, just as they did with gold in 08, sell BTC to extend or get out of positions. Retail does matter, but they are either beating the market or trailing the market, making the same or the same but too late moves as large holders. Run on effects carry down to shit coins.
>>61081797>Trump puts giga Tariff on Chink goods>people who buy products in china need to pay an extra to the feds to buy said products>They just rise the price of their products to absorb the extra they now pay to the feds>Prices go up>As prices go up, less people buy shit, so companies will fire employees to keep profit>So you get inflation and some unemployment>Inflation means the central bank will rise interest rates>Interest rates going up means less people will take loans for investment>Meaning banks will lend less money>If people take less loans, there is less money going around in the economy, plus unemployed people purchase less, so even less money goes around>Less loans mean companies stop growing as they used to, because they are not taking new loans to keep expanding>Their stocks go down in value because they start growing less>As stocks plummet, hedge funds and people start looking where to park their money>Stocks go down so not there, also not in banks cuz inflation will rape their purchase value if you just lend it to the bank>You are left with gold/silver, crypto, and bonds>Of the three, the best one and most secure one are bonds>Why?>old bonds are fucked, since they give a low yield and cant beat inflation because they were designed for current and future inflation according to economic models, no one expected this Trump shit, so tje goverment will be forced to make new bonds with better yield so people will purchase them and be willing to wait a year or so until they matures and you can get the money plus the interest back, meaning that new yield needs to be really high to beat inflation>So all money goes there and btc and crypto gets raped>Silver and gold might or might not get raped, depending if they can provide better margins than bonds Of course most retards cant make this entire logical sequence, they just panic sell making it all worse while investors just front run all this shit
>>61083982>BUY SHINY ROCK!>BUT IT AT ALL TIME HIGH!>BUY HIGH ANONS!You're retarded. You buy low and sell high retard.
>>61081594baggies will kill themselves over this lol
I shorted this morning on the tariff announcement but I closed it pretty early, if I’d sat in the short all day I would gave made more money than I’ve ever made before lol. There was no reason to expect this kind of apocalyptic dump though, seems like market manipulation.
I have always laughed at Buttcoin making mincemeat out of arrogant white fuckboys, and I am laughing myself red today.Just wanna take a breather to say one thing: are you guys ready to admit you fucked up with Trump?Was losing your life savings worth the monstrous deportations, the self-destruction of our economy, the naked corruption?You could have had had Kamala, and you could've had Tim Walz. But no.You called them gay and retarded.You made excuses for racism.You willingly elected a shit-flinging narcissist after he tried to overthrow our fucking democracy!I hope Trump puts half this board in a hungry skelly soupline before he's done berserking against Xi.It only gets better if it starts sinking in that immigrants and trans women were never the reason for your life sucking.Fascism isn't fucking funny! If you still won't vote for a normal, happy, competent Democrat after this, you need to be punched.
Futes?
>>61083114Bank holiday Monday...
>>61084146Im so happy niggers dont own bitcoin.
>>61084146kek heil hitler, faggot
>>61084425Everyone owns buttcoin
>>61084146Based
>>61083092>Technical problems with exchanges.>It'll be all fine Monday.Are people going to get refunds on orders that were glitched out due to exchanges failing? See >>61083842
>>61081563i sharted the market
>>61081611Its almost like they dont have any intrinsic value.
>>61084996Nothing has intrinsic value. Value is subjective.
>>61081611Feel good to be a Goldchad
>>61085040>Nothing has intrinsic value. Value is subjectiveSubject yourself to pic related and then rope yourself.
>>61082048>Crypto market is just retail trading and retail paniced.95% of all shitcoins/stables/BTC are owned by gigawhales but it's cuz retail, OK dude.
>>61082871>legit altssuch as?
>>61082717You think so?
Why is Trump such a sperg? Why can’t he just chill?
srly, every nigger fucking time, ccp does a nigger thing, trump says stop or consequences, market dumps, and tds nigger reddit niggers raid to make nugger posts blaming trump the one guy tryning to make everyone richchina doesnt want u rich u fag niggers, jews dont want u fag niggers rich, get a nig fuckingger clue
>>61081611>>Trump announces 100% tariffs on China (this will be walked back before the week is even up)He walked it back in an hour lmao
>>61085073Gold doesn't have intrinsic value either. It's shiny and relatively rare and not radioactive so I can use it for currency.
>>61081893it's called sui because you'll want to kill yourself.
>>61081583again? is it just going to be China fud over and over every cycle?
I sold all my SUI and SOL at near the top.Now I'm just holding BTC and Tether.See you in hell shitcoiners.
>>61081797typical le evil china cope, they got played and the only excuse is le china LOL keep gambling, you guys don't own the casino and the house always wins
>>61085073Are you fucking stupid?
>>61081563Everyone decided that gold and silver junior mining stocks are the new crypto and are rotating out.
>>61081605Just like in February
>>61085459Yep, use it to your advantage anon
>>61084019This retard believes that if USD crashes hard that gold and silver value will still be tied to it. Truly God's little retard.
>>61085073yes anon, everybody is going to buy your shiny rocks when the market finally collapses, specially gold houses i bet.
>>61083130this but unironically
>>61081563stablecoins are still safu, now i am just aiming to get usdc on houdini by swap, that's it
>>61081563-10% BTC[THE RIGHT ANSWER]
>>61081563Something, something, tariffsWait until his next rally and he says he lowered inflation by a lot and we all owe him biggly.
>>61084146Calm your tits, winnie poo faggot. The age of humiliation would happen either way.
>>61085567unironically, i sold my crypto for gold and gold and silver miners three days ago, THANK GOD.
>>61081563No Peace Nobel for Donny? The world must burn!
Its the Gamestop warrants
>>61085067this. I literally almost bought BTC too but hesitated thankfully.
>>61081605Quasimodo predicted all this
>>61086641The hunchback of notre dame?
>>61086641You mean Nosferatu.
Anyone else just slept through all of this? lmao
>>61087166Yeah.
>>61081563You guys really don't have the balls to be in investment, you should get a 401k like every other normie and go back to sleep.
>>61081770>China did a minor aggro in tradeChina processes 90% of rare earth elements and produces a majority. They're used in all tech manufacturing that's not minor at all
>>61085090>95% of all shitcoins/stables/BTC are owned by gigawhalesSource: Some schizos on telegram
>>61081770>minor aggrothis move will kill the nascent US electronics manufacturing dream lmaoIt takes a special fucking kind of retard do run a country as badly as Trump is doing but I can't stop laughing because the useful idiots that voted for him are basically immunised to criticism right now.
>>61087650>>61085090what does "retail" mean in crypto context? basically peasents/poorfags trading crypto as opposed to whales trading crypto?
>>61084146NUKLEAR TRVKE
>thinks crypto is rationalNGMI.
>>61087166This. I just hold and buy. The only retards getting mad/crying are the options fags.
>>61081563>China did an anti-trust on Qualcomm>China wants to limit rare earth>Trump response with 100% tariffs Market crash, because China is a nigger, war with CCP is going to be so sweet.