>>61100357>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarlast time: >>61097595 https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
Nothing like grilled bear in the morning. 3% kind of day today no?
orange man
Are ibit calls at open just free money at this point?
>>61102594Oh boi, inagine my dick in that thing!If you catch my drift....
>>61102580don't bully ja/ck/Self (you)ing in new bread: >>61102595
>>61102597I feel like everyone is expecting a taco though...
FOMO into APLD AAAAAA
Sex with shark
Trump better not cuck out again but I think he will
>>61102633Trump better cuck out again I got assigned SOXL on Friday and would like to sell it for a profit.
> futures
>>61102656This webm angers me so please stop posting it.
>>61102656Up on nothing
Euro markets look weak
TACO pump: deployed
TacoTrump.always cucks out>>61102633
So is now a good time to buy more stocks ?
>>61102665there is a reason see >>61102673>>61102682
STOP SAYING TACO YOU CANT SAY THAT HERE
Why are bears always brown and seethe at trump? Do they hate money?
>>61102683I honestly don't know. The market has the phases of crashing, capitulation, rising, mania. We're definitely not in either of the bear market phases. I personally feel like we're in early-mid mania right now. P/E's are fucking nuts. And I've seen articles talking about how institutions are getting out of tech/semi's/AI which are the highest valued. We might see a real crash in the next few months. I might need to start looking at industrials. This is reminding me a lot of the late covid dump when tech shit the bed and all the smart money had already moved into oil and chemicals/other DOW shit.
>>61102688Is it reddit?If so I agree but at this point its ironic shitposting
>>61102696Oil literally went negative in COVID lol
>he went short
>>61102701Yeah, I know, it was the best buying opportunity ever. But PLTR also fell by 50% while the DOW rallied. We saw growth get decimated for value. This is feeling similar to me.
>>61102703What did americans think when they voted him
>>61102711I voted for a second term of Biden, we just didn't what the hoe in office
>>61102656I love you
DO I BUY CALLS OR PUTS
Buy premarket or wait until opening bell?
>>61102711I'm not american, but I would have voted for him in the second term, mostly just because he didn't start wars in his first term.
should i open my broker to check MSTR bros, I dont want to be upset>t 10k at 335
>>61102736oof
>>61102739
>>61102736DontI hate this piece of shit as well
UNREMITTING INVENTORIESOctober 13Continue to watch for selfishness, dishonesty, resentment, and fear. When these crop up, we ask God at once to remove them. We discuss them with someone immediately and make amends quickly if we have harmed anyone. Then we resolutely turn our thoughts to someone we can help.ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS, p. 84The immediate admission of wrong thoughts or actions is a tough task for most human beings, but for recovering alcoholics like me it is difficult because of my propensity toward ego, fear and pride. The freedom the A.A. program offers me becomes more abundant when, through unremitting inventories of myself, I admit, acknowledge and accept responsibility for my wrong-doing. It is possible then for me to grow into a deeper and better understanding of humility. My willingness to admit when the fault is mine facilitates the progression of my growth and helps me to become more understanding and helpful to others.Anon, recognizing and asking God to remove defects of character is hard work. I am in this process every day as I take inventory of my accomplishments and my shortcomings. When I am greedy or fearful I am at fault. If I let my emotions guide my trades I get punished then I must ask the market for amends. I must be ever vigilant about my selfishness, dishonesty, resentment and fear that they do not crop up. And when they do I must admit it. Then I may hopefully help another anon who still suffers. On this very green day remember to also practice humility so to better weather the eventual storms ahead.
>>61102736I didn't knew Michael Saylor left the company, how good is the new CEO?
I got 2500€ to invest. What do? Give me ideas. No options.
>>61102755?????????????
>>61102756I'm new, but if i had more money to invest i'd probably put it into LAR or APLD. Thoughts ?
>>61102756FIG. Pump my bags please.
>>61102764Figma? the hell that shit seems outdate af
>>61102756Index if you're investing. For the past month or two people here have been talking about shiny and glowy rocks.Don't put all eggs into one basket. >>61102757Unsure what you mean, but here's the search: https://www.google.com/search?q=Michael+Saylor+left+the+company
>>61102597>3% kind of day today no?No id say up 2% at best then close around +1%. The last time spy had +3% day it was already up 3% in pre market
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY PFIZER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>61102770It's fantastic for visualising different designs and sharing them.
>portfolio +5.7%Holy shit, I-shaped recovery.
How much more can a meme company with no revenue like USAR go up?
>>61102779Yes i know what it is since i work with it but i don't think that will be going up any time soon...not an expert though so i could be wrong. But Figma has been used in IT for years now and the graph only seems to be going down. All i'm saying.
>>61102756Buy LACIt will moon whether the the china tariffs stick or not
>>61102783> the graph only seems to be going down.What do you mean? The IPO is a few months old and revenue is going up?
>goon to ai story creators for hours>write literally a 500 page novel of pornographyNow imagine if I could translate that to video as well. And you say AI isnt the future. Imagine making custom porn, custom games, custom movies with prompts.
>>61102662kek
>>6110275670% QQQ 30% GLD
>>61102756
>>61102794idk i looked at last year, doesn't look promising to me
>>61102594Pvmping
taco...
>>61102594OHH MY GODD 10 HOURS OF ROUGH COPULATING SEX MY DICKE IN HER PUSSY IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN SIRS
>>61102722Melie crying because he knows he's sold his souls to those devils of zio.Wtf does Argentina have anything to do with this stupid wall?Nothing.
>>61102773>https://www.google.com/search?q=Michael+Saylor+left+the+companyhttps://www.google.com/search?q=googling+something+doesnt+make+it+happen&oq=googling+something+doesnt+make+it+happen&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIJCAEQIRgKGKABMgkIAhAhGAoYoAEyCQgDECEYChigATIHCAQQIRiPAjIHCAUQIRiPAtIBCDU4ODVqMGo3qAIAsAIA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
>up 5.15%fyi earnings are on the 16th
I sold my leveraged ETFs at the peak Friday and put all that money into rare earth stocks and options. I hope this move works out for me today
Figma balls
>>6110275640% SPY and derivatives30% gold, silver and derivatives30% free use (bonds, more SPY, more gold or silver, crypto LMAO, tickers you've heard about and want to go in)
da market booming today twump you a genus mmm grayons
What if this is an exit pump and we're all just jew liquidity....
I unfucked my UUUU short on Friday by double downing and by getting a good exit after hours. Now I am short @23.35 again. Fuck UUUU
why is coal mooning?
>>61102871>shorting uraniumNGMI
>Surely no one will be playing any tricks today, especially not with the bond market, the number 1 source of liquidity being closed. Surely no rugs will be pulled.
>>61102871Good luckThis stock took no prisoners by rallying in the past weeeksI exited at 15$ dollars way too early and now waiting to re enter
>>61102736Ive been in it since August? I think? Regardless, its my looking at my folio deterrent
>>61102773How is he buying btc for mstr then?
all the different critical minerals stocks are mooning...i hope i don't get fucked by fomoing into them now...
>>61102871>rajesh loads his revolver to try his luck again
>>61102883Yeah it sucks but im greedy and there's upside>>61102886yes im sure these burger policies will stick like good waffles, similar to the lib day tariffs and the iphone factories in the us, canada annexation et cetera
>>61102852Your positions with 3x could have ballooned by 15% by now
Fuck there's no way to snipe TQQQ 103-105 10/17 calls is there...
>>61102594Why is this allowed?
>>61102833According to Wikipedia, Michael Saylor resigned as CEO of MicroStrategy effective August 8, 2022, and Phong Le, the company's president at the time, took over his position. Saylor remained the executive chairman. Michael Saylor Quits As MicroStrategy CEO After Bitcoin Losses (investopedia.com/michael-saylor-quits-6363007), Michael Saylor steps down as MicroStrategy CEO, company takes $917 million charge on bitcoin (finance.yahoo.com/news/michael-saylor-microstrategy-ceo-bitcoin-204325431.html), MicroStrategy CEO steps down as company takes a $917 million hit on its Bitcoin investments (theverge.com/2022/8/2/23289397/michael-saylor-bitcoin-microstrategy-ceo-steps-down).
>>61102762They're some big milkers
>>61102900Why not? Gyna does the same thing all the time.
>>61102900Literally gommunism
>>61102903He's been executive chairman for the last three years, it's worth six times what it was when he changed position to focus on the bitshit scheme and has never left the company
>>61102900not to be rude but you have access to AI datacenters that could easily give you the answer. assuming you actually care or otherwise you wouldnt waste your time asking, you should be telling us the answer not expecting us to give af about your losses or w/e has motivated you to comment. just sayin
>>61102900>>61102923ill help you figure it out: youre a lazy cunt
>>61102736>He thought BTCex would be invited with a red carpet into the S&P
>>61102900Finders keepers
>>61102900Delicious how China gets a taste of that gommunism
>>61102929god forbid we have asset speculators in the shit and piss
>>61102923Go back to your turd filled shithole
what stocks shall i get calls on to capitalise on the gold mining and rare earth pump that is inevitable in november?
my risk management on friday was "please no"
>>61102594Thread bakers please use new thread cover this morning. Thank you for your attention to this matter>>61102656Congrats anon, you made it onto the thread cover
>>61102942going to waste years of your life arguing and asking dumb questions in attempt to console yourself because youre too stupid to make better decisions? be my guest.
>>61102781Chosen winner
>>61102895Nope.
>>61102941I’m only poking fun. But…there are so many ETF’s tied to MSTR all hoping they are going into the S&P. Chances and hype have come and gone a few times already. All while people become bag holders of MSTR and its derivatives. Idiots who went leveraged ETFs are getting absolutely fucked over the last 90 days.
You told me porche would crash.. .
>>61102943USAR, MP, AREC
>>61102956if living next to a factory and speaking to the retards who work the floor within granted secret insight into the future performance of the company, every shithead ham and egger with a robinhood would be shoving 24k gold labubus into the respective clunges of their e-girl of choice as we speak now
>>61102956It depends on the driver anonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGcIFgAzJR8
I dont trust this pump.
>>61102597hah the recovery is already fading
>>61102900Peacetime rules don't apply to wartime
USAR, UAMY, NBWill literally keep your account from being in the red. All up over 100% in 30 days. Yahoo Finance and derivative news still pumping my Rare Earth & Miners.
>>61102970fake pump for iexit liquidity, I shorted premarket
>>61103005thanks for the insight
>>61102970Number go up, but the bounce is in for sure.Anyone who held a 1dte over the weekend's already won.
Dead cat
>>61102878Liquidity doesn't affect price discovery
>>61102956The Porsche Schizo told you that, same guy who didn't know which ticker is Porsche's main holding...He still could be right, porsche quality is going down the toilet at increasing speed and if you go to forums they're losing clients pretty fast.
pump fading TRUTH NOW
buy the heckin dipperino last chance!!!! durmpf tweet coming!
Its over
Just fomod
>>61102957thanks any idea where i should set a call for AREC? I was thinking $7.50?
>>61103049Thats why its down.
>>61103049Into puts right???
she's like the wind...
>US Tsy Sec Bessent On China Trade: Trump On Track To Meet Xi In Korea>- Lines Of Communication Have Been Opened>- Hope To Meet With China Counterpart In Asia Before Trump, Xi Meet>- We Don't Want To Decouple But China Sending Decoupling Messageembarassing
>>61103052buying single leg options is peak retardation with vix over 20
>>61103062I'm thinking there's gonna be a big beautiful red candle after details of that meeting become public lmao
>>61103034Reeee, Germanysisters, our Bugatti ...
Calls on SPY at 9:30 EST for generational wealth
what does her 'folio look like ?
>>61103075No.
>>61103077All in on Louis Vuitton holding
>>61103077nigger dicks in every hole
>>61103079Your loss, hope you enjoy being stuck in the cage
>>61103077majority stake in BBC Dynamics
>>61102900looks like its not just the Americans learning that actions have consequences this time
>>61103075calling you retarded at 9:30 est for generational lulz
>>61103085>>61103089let me guess. youre brown? i get it ...brown women are hideous. continue coping.
>>61103092We'll see faggot
>>61103085mutt's law
>>61103094tf you talmbout she didnt learn to play basketball with no timmy namsayin
>>61102594>futes up>gold upcontradiction, gonna be blood in the streets
Trump is rambling in the Knesset
>WWSDwhat would scoops do?
>>61103103Jeets are piling into silver
>>61103101hardly. also worth mentioning, i find cuckold stuff boring and poc repulsive.
>>61103077what a sexy milf.
>>61103075I bought 666 calls on Friday for 20 cents. They would have been worth $2 ar open if we could go up 2%. They'll probably only be worth 40 cents now
>>61103101she prolly learned in school playing with other girls.
we did it reddit
the old lady on 60 minutes is hot and im tired of pretending shes not
>>61103116More calls at open, trust in the plqn
>>61103121why do you think its smart to buy calls if you think the market is going to go up with a vix this highif market goes up, vix gets crushed, you took risk and made barely anything for ituse spreads retards
>>61102784Elaborate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRtl1OMYHW0&list=RDNSHRtl1OMYHW0&start_radio=1
vix over 20 again...where is that guy with short calls?
>>61103133hes probably smugly thinking vix will just drop at 9:30he wont start sweating until after that
>>61103128>you took risk and made barely anything for itGreen is green retard
>>61102957>>61102943Rare Earths is incredibly overvalued after the friday pump no? If the pattern holds Donnie and Xi are just taking potshots as usual and nothing will happen as always.
>>61103109SAAR...
>>61103119He couldn't even wait til monday to tweet, no he had to it on a sunday.
I HAVE SLV CALLS FROM LAST WEEK FOR ONCE IM CORRECRLY POSITIONED INTO SOMETHING OMG
>>61103139thats not how it worksif the market only goes up a half a percent more and the vix drops to 16, your calls will actually finish red today
>>61103151Why would I hold my 0DTE calls to expiry? Wtf are you on about
>>61103157then your 0dtes will lose value even more rapidly after you pay a high price for them in the first placeyou are going to struggle to profit with 0dte calls todaypost your position at open so we can laugh at you
>>61103149Someone ouija the Bogdanoffs, this guy is about to make money
>>61103161Lol sure tard, you can seethe when you see my 10x
>>61103148China is about to turn into lowtiergod
>>61102783>>61102764>>61102770figma balls
>>61103171color of your id already secures your future, enjoy learning the hard wayplease post position after you open it at 9:30 so we can use you to teach others why you dont buy single leg options at a high vix
should i buy HPE
>China accused the US of Cold War-era intervention in Latin America after Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent suggested Argentina’s president was “committed to getting China out.”
>>61103179Built
Intelligence test of /smg/ (no googling allowed)If you mix green and red do you get brown or yellow?
>>61103179>1,000 yard stare
>>61103179
>>61103059I talk to the windMy words are all carried awayI talk to the windThe wind does not hearThe wind cannot hear
>>61103179Positive Momentum: The stock has recently displayed strong positive momentum, often correlated with a significant price increase.Support and Resistance: Technical analysis identifies recent price action testing or trading above key support levels, which can be seen as a bullish indicator.Potential for Reversal: Some technical indicators, such as a high Relative Strength Index (RSI), can suggest that the stock may be overbought, potentially signaling a short-term downward reaction or consolidation, especially following strong price appreciation.
Precious metal spot and futures are both deep into green territory right now and I fear that if I buy they're gonna gigadump
>>61103201yemlow
>>61103201Brown
>>61103215You had 10000 years to buy metals
>>61103161I mean it all depends on what price we open at. If we dump and become over sold before open, i would buy calls at open. Bears seem to think this is a dead cat bounce so im anticipating a short squeeze
what does everyone think will happen in 1 and 1/2 hours?
>>61103201depends if light or paint, red and green paint makes brown red and green light makes yellow AFAIK
>>61103228so the vix would rise and you would buy even more expensive 0dtes? just use spreads and go further out in time instead of looking for a 5% upmove today because thats not going to happen
>>61103141so what's your play if not rare earth or gold miners? gold miners reporting quarterly earnings end of this month
>>61103240
>>61103251bullish image tbf
>>61103240line goes up
indexes will close red today
>>61103148there is no "ITS A GREAT TIME TO BUY" tweet yet, not until you say "thank you" and wear a suit
>>61103240retards will gamble on the market going upretards will gamble on the market going downsmart money will collect their premium
>>61103271how do i collect my premium(am very smart btw)
>>61103278sell options, not buy them
>>61103265Don't let porsche schizoid see this image
You just know its going to rugpull today
I hate the stock market... maybe I should get back to claiming ETH...
Gamb is up bigly
>>61103279short premium got rekt on friday
>>61103279ok ill admit im retard(not smrt i lied) do i just hold 100 shares of something then sell puts or?
Plugsisters how are we feeling today?
>>61103301retard, the vix soared, no one was selling premium yetyou retards have no time horizon longer than a single day
>>61103265Weird pic
Big (((overnight))) and premarket moves are bullshit and shouldn't be allowed
>>61103248I feel like you don't understand how 0dte work. You're supposed to buy them when you're anticipating a quick move up and then sell them immediately to make 20-100%
>>61103308A call option is the agreement to buy 100 shares A put option is the agreement to sell 100 sharesTherefor to collect premium you sell a call option using your underlying shares as collateral for a position called a covered call.
>>61103308selling naked puts is more fun
>>61103323ty fren. i should do this with a crabbing ticker yeah?
>>61103321yeah, but vix makes options cost more, and if the vix gets crushed now options lose value from lower vix and time decaysmart people want to sell those 0dtes to retard gamblers today
>>61102795It's rather limited, unless you want generic stuff.
>>61103327Crabbing tickers are safer but will give you less premium (gains) since the market knows this and calls it implied volatity
>>61103329I dont care about the premium the call can still goe up 100% in value in like 2 minutes if there's a move up
>>61102795imagine having one ounce of sovl
>>61103312you bet your ass all the tastytrade retailies were balls deep in delta 16 puts
How are you feeling about opening? Are we going lower or is it only up from now on?
>>61103355Short squeeze and then dump
>>61103339if a move up like that happens, the vix falls dramatically, and you dont make as much as you think youre going toyou are paying more money than usual for options because the market already expects big movesso you need a bigger than an already expected big move to do wellis that a risk worth taking today? well, history says no and retards will lose money>>61103349im sure people sold puts into the hole on friday, you have to put a few chips on the table in times like those, and as of right now they wouldve done well
Klarna fired half it's workers because they think AI is going to do the work of all customer service representatives.What I have seen is that people meet a chatbot they just say "I wanna talk to an agent".Nobody ever engages with the AI bots. Not a single bot has been able to answer my questions in any service I have ever used. But companies think they can lay off 1k people and implement AI customer service so people have to wait 40 minutes to speak to a real customer service agent because they fired most of them.AI is not doing the work. When will the market realize this?
>>61103359They better be more expensive i bought 1dte calls on friday that I plan on selling for 100% gain at open
>>61103372they did this with phone reps ages ago, you call any corpo and have to tell some shitty TTS robot to fuck off 10 times so that you can then wait for an hour to talk to someone. that never went away, did it?
>>61103358just curiouswhy? most banks, analysts, commentators expect a great earning season and have sp500 at 7000+ eoy, santa rally, rate cuts, weak longs flushed, fresh bears trappedthe majority of force seems to want to go up, so what do you base this on?>this is anon's room, he is quite the little bear of wall street, haha! >NO MOM ITS WOLF OF WALLSTREET >AND STOP CALLING ME THAT
>>61103384They think they can make it go away with AI but they can't.
>>61103372The place I work at went through this a couple of years ago. It was a huge push from management to implement this "AI support bot". Then after a few months they realised almost all interactions with it was just "let me talk to a real person please". And they shut it down.
>>61103300$7.50 was the generational bottom, when it crashed in August it briefly bottomed at $7.50It’s only up from here, $16 at least after earnings in just 4 weeks time GAMB WILL RISE AGAIN
>>61103240>what does everyone think will happen in 1 and 1/2 hours?I'm going to finish my cuppa and poop
>>61103387>most banks, analysts, commentators expect a great earning season and have sp500 at 7000+ eoy, santa rally, rate cuts, weak longs flushedMaybe in the long term but on short time frames the market takes the path that causes the most pain. Which would be short squeezing at open to wreck the bobos. Then dumping afterwards to wreck the bulls.
>>61103372It works for the most simple tasks. I just cancelled an order for a plumber on the app of my landlord. But it still was retarded. I couldn't just click on the order and then click on "cancel". No, I had to start a chat and ask it to be cancelled and then put in the ordercode and that I had to write down as you can't copypaste it. But for that I had to restart the convo. Peak retarded. But at least order is now cancelled.Well, actually now that I checked it's not cancelled in the app. It's still "in progress" (circle/ring that is halffull with yellow colour opposed to full green one). Whatever
>LGO>GENMF>AUMB>RVLGFAnyone in these?
>>61103382well yeah, if you bought on friday sure im talking about opening 0dte today
>>61103409rentoid going through insane humiliation ritual all for it to not even work, fucking grim
>>61103397Oh yeah I’m bullish, online betting is getting really popular in the US, it’s only a matter of time before Gamb pops off
>>61103387The next weekly candle is gonna be a red one. The AI bubble is fraud so the companies who tried to save costs first will start showing that they didn't actually save any costs and that's causing the dump.>>61103396This is what is fueling the AI boom. Also all that code that's being generated by the one guy who didn't get fired at a company, cannot be fixed afterwards because he doesn't know what he generated and he doesn't have time. Unless he's a senior programmer which means he didn't need AI in the first place, I've seen senior programmers, they just type code directly without looking it up on AI or stack overflow.
>>61103409It's probably an action that only a human can do so the bot just wasted your time.
>>61103418theres no money in gambling compared to the 0dte marketsmart people also know that options bid/ask is much tighter than anything a gambling booker can offer for a betif you think theres legitimate big money in gambling, youre retardedonly poor niggers gamble on sports, the real money is in markets
>>61103372I work partime in insurance and we gave up on integrating servicenow AI solutions a month ago. Absolutely crap.
>>61103435>there's (sic) no money in gambling19 posts and I still can't tell what you're really on about other than trying to put yourself on a gay online pedestal
>>61103446post how much you expect any of these companies to make, ill wait
Silver futures at 50 dollaridos
Anyways, minors gonna make a lot of happy gentlemen today. Not financial advice.
>>61103454Top
BYND LMAOWe got any baggies still holding this here? Remember when it was a big time meme stock lol
>>61103403Yeah you're right, and I noticed that anon only asked about what happens on open, and your answer is a pretty rudimentary one, and thus something that many people likely expect to occur. Therefore, it likely wont happen. Ironically. Max pain theory applies only to people who try to avoid it, or predict it to win short term. Its a losing battle.
>>61103469NOW THATS A BIG SHAKEOUT
>>61103456
>>61103456Miners are going to be fine. Gold is trading like a fucking shitcoin right now boss.
>>61103478People expect it to occur therefore they expect it not to occur. Therefore it will occur
>green fakeout premarket into opening bloodbathlel
>ting ting ting Just THIRTY minutes now.Let the GAMES..... BEGIN.
>>61103320:DDDI'm sure I can get rid of these naked puts on on Bloom Energy (BE) :DDD no brolbemexpiring Nov 7
>>61103372I would NOT talk to a machine
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED TO AVGO WTF WAS THAT
>he forgot nothing ever happens>he forgot about TACO>he forgot about the Indigenous Peepo Day rally
>>61102594Wheel chads how are we feeling today?My cash secured puts and covered calls gave no fucks about the """crash"""
>>61103435My thought is that there are a lot of people that don’t know the stock market at all much less than 0dte that are into sports betting, odds betting, etc.
>>61103538Oh an analyst just debuted it as a Buy with a $400 price target. Holy shit that line was fucking vertical lmao.
>>61103423The best part is whenever fundamentals have ever been this high, literally every single time for over a century, the returns have been 0-2% the next decadeAnyone with even the slightest bit of actual financial education or knowledge of history has tilted their portfolio away from beta
>>61102656I love women so much bros.
>>61103547a lot less than there were 5 years ago, i think we can all say thateveryone has a robinhood account these days except boomers
>>61103548Nope, just another fake and gay OpenAI "deal"Short the pump
>>61103469fuck that company, im not eating the bugs and synthetic meat
>>61103561The oreborus grows
>>61103561Ohhhh that explains it.>Short the pumpAfter what happened with AMD? No fucking way dude.
Its cooked isnt it.
zillions of dollars changing hands daily, you just gotta know how to reach out and grab it
>>61103556Yeah that’s a fair assessment, I also noticed a massive adoption of robinhood for younger people at my job
>>61103567>Literally shorted at 365 now at 360Always short OpenAI announcement pumps
>>61103561we love a good openai deal
>>61103564synthetic meat is cool though, you get to eat endangered and possibly even extinct animals.
>>61103561scam altman is going to annihilate the us economy when he fails to deliver the trillions he owes, trillions that he expected to make with ai slop videos of steven hawkings wrestling einstein
are calls on critical metals/gold mining just easy money?
>futures
i've heard investors say "if you're not uncomfortable you're not betting big enough", personally i say if you can't take your clothes of and sleep like a baby right after pressing "execute" you've taken a bad position
think of the people that thought the market was closed today
just realized ai was released to the public purely to create an ai investment mania to prop up a crumbling global economy, holy shitit worked because people were really impressed by deepfake porn
>>61103538Imagine shorting in a bull market and after everything was oversold over a nothing burger
>Sam Altmangoodgoy
>>61103598There are 53 shitposters relying on that equation
>ABAT>AVGOtoday will be a good day lads
Do I buy leverages OIL futures? They're cheap right now since they've been on decline for a year
>>61103610the model shows you are fucked. I'm going to lunch.
>>61103606Shorting individual stocks on OpenAI fake pumps is literally free money. Shorting the VIX on pumps is also free moneyI am the actual best trader here who never loses money
>>61103613>60$ ain't cheapthey will go lower thanks to Israeli peace treaty and USA and Ukraine colab on destroying russian refineries
>>61103593Give me mammoth steaks.
>>61103603The porn is impressive. Remember that's what led to VHS beating betamax. You merely adopted the coom
>>61103620Did anon short the bottom and is mad that he is missing out now?
>>61103594The beauty of it is that it is already affecting US citizens with increased electricity prices. Thanks for the free Grok and americans subsiziding it for me.
>Gold up 2.59%
>>61103626I want to eat a mammoth tomahawk steak like fucking fred flintstone boss.
avgo pump to 370 then pull back. buy puts then.
my positions still have only recovered halfway to fridays open. luckily i sold my positions to buy a greater amount of calls.
>>61103636>mad that he is missing out now?I never short, my portfoolio is ripping and going to make a new ATH today or Tuesday based on premarket prices
>>61103643>GLD up>BTC downimagine if that massive short finally decouples the "digital gold" from actual gold
>>61103622>Shorting the VIX on pumps is also free moneyExpect it's not because half the time it ends up going higher
We will live to see Neucom and General Resource in our lifetimes. This twisted market needs to be reset so we dont get drafted for the intercorporate war.
>>61103649good for you bud
>>61103626I don't know about mammoths, but there's plenty of historical records about how delicious a lot of extinct animals are. It's why we hunted them to extinction in the first place.
>>61103647It already did pump to 372 and it's going to slowly give back every single penny of this fake and gay OpenAI announcement. Literally look at the chart of all the other announcements the last couple weeks.
should I buy something or should I wait?
I have over $600k now bros when can I stop working.
when the premarket pumps this heavily, does it usually pump throughout the day?
>>61103672I'm not doing jack shit until 11
>>61103666What are you talking about nigger AMD is still up 20%
>>61103674>when can I stop working.when you are dead. If you have money you always work to protect it and grow it. Otherwise you will lose it one way or another.
>>61103674I have 100k of credit card debt and 50k in stocks and I'm retired at 38. Just sell drugs if you need money
>>61103678In my limited experience it dumps because it's easier to convince the low volume pre market of a high price than the high volume actual market.
too late for avgo?
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>61103712Based
time to watch the line move anons!
+ $14k already
>>61103456You meant miners right?
>index account up 0.5 percent>stock pick acccount still 8% down from last week Gambling is ….. is ………… bad?
>>61103712Here we GOOOOOOOOO
>>61103712LETS FUCKING GO!!
>>61103699Based welfare king
Does IREN ever go down?
No matter what happens, there'll be a big move this week. I could make so much money if I only knew the direction.
uh oh
>>61103705What are you guys think about BLK, GS and UAL earnings? Delta recently beat and the stock pumped 5% the next day. You think United Airlines beats as well?
line going down :(
wheres the 9:30 0dte call buyer lol
And we're AWAY to the races.Or perhaps the pet food factory.
>>61103761>line going down :(get a different line
gap's getting filled?
>>61103766what line should i get anon, i want it to go up
>>61103372You talked with homebrew chatbots, not the latest ChatGPT model piped from the actual OpenAI servers into your company web interface, retard.
>>61103699>>61103690It is hard to get motivation to work when the swings of the market basically trade in a day what I make in a month.
>>61102946>>61102946>>61102946Thread baker pl0x
>>61103772They still wouldn't give the piped chatgpt the ability to refund or cancel orders.
I NEEDCOREWEAVETO GO UP
>>61103789you need a financial manager
>>61103796damn, the crypto rugpull killed all the bakers
>>61103796For free? Have you seen the price of beef lately?
line turned green :)
>>61103789>I NEED>COREWEAVE>TO GO UPwhy, just keep selling covered calls
why are stocks freefalling but metals ripping up endlessly
>>61103811But that means having to wait a week for a free $100 :(
>>61103815>why are stocks freefallingwut? they are literally moving sideways rn
Is there a piece of news that would actually cause the economy to crash
>>61103005Don't forget UUUU and TUNGF
>>61103830US domestic metal production
>>61103825i thought i would short the boomer stone at the top which was far higher than i expected but it just keeps hitting new highs. no fucking way it doesn't have a cooldown dump tomorrow
>>61103830crashes dont happen at highs, they happen at lowsit takes a long time to go from the peak to the eventual lowso no, stop thinking the market can drop 50% in a day
Where the fuck did I get stop lossed at 3 on this?
Jensen Huang here. The MOASS is happening sooner than you think. Just keep buying. There are baggies in here that have'nt bought this month. I need you to persuade them to buy more.
Garbage time hgraf, plug, jr miners. desperation fomo setting in
>>61103842You're going to be in for a rough ride fren.
>>61103830You mean aside from rare earth bans?
No one bake my counter is already ticking.
yahoo!finance baddies
>>61103850yesterday at 5:30pm est
>>61103857im not bearish on it but for the longest time it followed the one up one down cycle and i actually got longs on friday and sold at +5%... only to now see it at +6% with no top in sight despite bankers calling for rally exhaustions
>>61103830All bad news is already priced in.
>>61103729Yes.
>americans have holiday today>stock exchange open>canada also has holiday today>stock exchange closedIts bullshit man
>>61103786I agree that the main hurdle is trust. Cutting edge LLMs are "smarter" than the average person but their alien cognition makes them really bad at a few vital tasks, critically the ability to self correct when they get something wrong. For an LLM, a social interaction is basically some eldritch abstract problem it just trial and errors until it understands roughly which response it should give to a given input. Our brains are less computationally powerful but they're structurally designed to do roughly what we do today, which is why our retard moments don't usually involve entirely misunderstanding a task like an LLM might. TLDR; Businesses don't trust the computer with actually important shit because it doesn't have a reptile brain telling it that wiring 1000 gorillion USD to a nigerian private account for no reason is retarded.
>>61103867Holy fuck what a scam market
I don't get it, why is the market up so much? Has anything really changed since Friday boss?
>>61103851thats why you sell nvidia shares every single day for months, makes sense
>>61103874Like what bad news?
Is anyone at all concerned about large bitcoin brokerage services allowing 150x leverage under $300k with no maintenance requirement and the ability to post bitcoin as collateral against unrelated assets, given that (relatively speaking vs stocks) avg Joe Schmoe is more engaged in bitcoin than institutions?This is an unregulated market which means there are no emergency breaks.
>>61103885RSI oversold, it means the economy is gonna rebound
>>61103885what do you mean up so much? its retraced half the move. thats normal, it might even go higher
>>61103889>>61103889
>>61103885Ya, yesterday Trump signed an executive order telling people to "not worry about china"
>>61103830Peak oil
>>61103899yeah everyone should have an equal chance at making it
>>61103830Nukes
>gold up 53% YTDthere is a big war coming isnt there....
Jan 15 2027 RGTI $5 Puts, someone is loading up.
>>61103876lol, hat text looks like "ANAL FIRST".
>>61103920nah just your regularly scheduled economic collapse
Are we back bros?
>>61103940We never left
What’s something good to buy right now?
>>61103900on the 5 minute? weekly has been oversold for months
>>61103763Anon was right
>>61103882Looool
I feel indifferent toward today’s pump bros. Trump can come out and say some dumb shit at any moment and *poof* there go all my gains.
>>61103372>>61103409Maybe AI will be used just not in the way that we expect.>I couldn't just click on the order and then click on "cancel"Companies hiding basic functionality for no reason has to be one of the more frustrating parts of modern existence, especially when you have to know exactly what to do and then coach the phone support anyways.Of course it's all intentional, especially if you want to actually cancel a service they're incentivized to make it difficult.AI will absolutely be used to turn up the heat on the useless plebs.>need to cancel scamazon>OK lets do this!>[gay emoji][gay emoji][gay emoji]>goes in circles>you're 35, too old for this stuff>need your neighbors teenage son who knows the ai cheatcodes that he got from his tranny fortnite friends>give up and don't cancel
>>61103948silj
welp no nasdip today. crabbing from here on out.
>>61103969he doesn't even need to say anything for that to happen
>>61102594she's hot, i'm now thinking we should just make anime girls a consistent thing in /smg/
>>61104077i disagree, i cant see how much money ive lost if my monitor is covered in saliva
>>61103877You forget that they're also designed to kiss your ass. Every customer would get a refund and bankrupt the business.>>61103971No it won't. AI makes you code slightly faster and produce bugged images faster.It doesn't produce real work on its own. The layoffs are boosting profitability in the short term only as companies fall behind those who didn't save costs.
>>61103971In biology we call that local maxima and it's basically inevitable in any system that selects for fitness (which the market is). Essentially, the more dynamic a system is, the more prone organisms within become towards developing behavior which improves current performance at the expense of future performance. Cancer is a good example; It's far better at reproduction than normal cells, but only by destroying the environment it needs to survive. Jeets and chinks intentionally sabotaging a product to extract more value out of customers is the same thing in concept. It makes number go up and is therefore incentivized within the company, but kills innovation and bloats management with the kind of rats who think like this until it can't even deliver the bare minimum of product quality. Being larger just means it takes longer and the only way to reverse it is by assigning someone competent to clean house.
>ELBMwhy am I so fucking stupid? I disconnect from the internet for 1 weekend
nigger.
>>61103672Holy shit, is that the Coomer...WITH HAIR?!
