The Economy in real time edition Previous: >>61103970 >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
I don't trust this market
My GEVO is doin' a litte something.
>>61111530Got a bad feeling...
What should I buy with $200?
>>61111564A present for your mum
>futures
>>61111564Hope.
>>61111564SOXS
>>61111569I'm more of a chicken bake man myself.
>>611115641.5 Grams of gold.
>>61111564GEVO
>>61111564Denison mines
i thought we were so back... but in reality it was so over...
>>61111509>just bought WWR calls strike price $5. thoughts?I hole this shitco since february 2021 lolBeen bagholding that shitco since and now it runs back up
>will need to finally start selling some assets to help fund moving home>market shits the bedSad!
>>61111603It turns out that war in the Middle East was the only thing keeping the global economy running.
>>61111605so you are bullish
Today's colour, ahhhh let's see. I'll tell you what, let's go with some rouge. What the heck.
STOP THE RUGCAN'T STOP THE RUGhttps://youtu.be/hPlQjENZldU?si=_EnncL2XynClMGvl
>>61111578I went to greggs for the memes when I visited England and it fucking suckedI honestly don't know what I was expecting
>>61111515we'll probably keep crabbing or rug until this comedy show freak fight ends. the meeting in korea, the shutdown ending and rate cuts should raise us higher
>>61111636Sorry about that, it's all marketing. You need to find a good farm shop to get good pasties.
>buy 100 shares of JP morgan, the most profitable bank on earth>It immediately craters in valueIt's me. I am the top signal
the stock market is crashing
>>61111662Tis but a scratch.
>>61111652>>61111662>craters>crashingjust shaking out weaklings (You)
Shill me stocks with great fundamentals
>>61111613Im indifferent, I stopped caring about this when my position was 50€ worth and it was 95% in loss but im happy that it goes back up lol
buy USAR there's no stopping this train
Bitcoiners are you okay?
Are we gonna have a circuit breaker today?
Bear here. I was expecting a downturn after doing TA yesterday but damn. Wtf happened in pre market? Did I miss something?
$JPM | JPMorgan Q3 2025 Earnings- ADJ. Rev. $47.12B (est $45.48B)- Equities Sales & Trading Rev $3.33B (est $3.04B)- FICC Sales & Trading REV $5.61B (est $5.33B)- Total Deposits $2.55T (est $2.58T)- Loans $1.44T (est $1.42T)- ROE 11% (est 15.7%)FICCMA
>>61111689>fundamentalslollmao
So since I sold my small positions yesterday I have some cash. I would like to move to a 50% berk, 25% SCHD, 25% foreign growth long term folio. What are some good ETF's or individual tickers for high quality, non US, growth companies?
>>61111717Glencore.
>>6111171700300.HK06690.HK / 690DNOVO-B.CO
>futures>meanwhile minerals are bulling i should've just did want that anon told me to do and buy MP and now that shit about to hit $100
Once we finish mega crashing, just remember, you deserved it
>>61111741How has China not already decoupled from US software? That sounds as weird to me as finding out EU has tariffs on US cars, lmao, as if they were necessary.
I wanna get rid of my BSD2 and buy something else, also European. Any recs?
Meanwhile, bitcoin is dumping on the news again, back to 110k. I genuinely think it might be over for crypto for this run. Previous cycles it was super secret funny internet money, the preserve of computer nerds. Everyone was cheering as it went mainstream this time around, but now that it's much easier for normies and institutions to put money into the crypto ecosystem, it's also much easier for them to pull it out. It was already struggling, crabbing all year while stocks and commodities boomed, and then as soon as Bitcoin makes a tiny little ATH the exchanges engineer a titanic flash crash to wipe out as many people as they can, and handily remind all of tradfi that crypto is still some shady shit. Now when you take a look at it, in the final year of what's supposed to be a big bullrun, BTC has achieved a measly 10% (if it holds this price). Just about keeping up with the return you'd get from the S&P 500, but with much more volatility and huge unpredictable drawdowns along the way. Best not mention the alts, because those are an absolute bloodbath, as are the treasury companies. Meanwhile all sorts of sectors are popping off - rare earths, quantum, anything vaguely AI-related, delivering triple-digit returns over very short timescales. Gold has pumped more in a month than Bitcoin has managed all year. If you're a fund manager or a normie with a share portfolio thinking about where to put your money, weighing up risk vs return, does crypto look like a very good investment right now?TLDR - time to open a short on MSTR?
>>61111732I don't know commodities have a lot of attention right now and are famous for eating up retail.>>61111751appliances and smart homes make sense on a basic level, but I'd like to know more about going about buying such stocks as a US citizen, I use fidelity and I thought the flat charges on non nyse tickers made investments under a 100k unattractive. Also why those companies in particular?
Guys, yesterday after I saw some anon's gains from shorting VIX, I shorted some VIX 25C. Like this just a backtest, right? We can't crash here
>>61111789>wtf i wasted $100 on ibit instead of buying more uamyfuck crypto
>>61111764Hahaha good think I'm 99% in precious metals :^)
>>61111789>genuinely think it might be over for crypto for this run. Previous cycles it was super secret funny internet money, the preserve of computer nerds.I think the promising coins are the top 100 or top 50 pr whatever top coins that offer real services and real value, any coins after that in that ranking are just gambles for a 100x
>>61111789you're telling me you didn't already short when it cracked 400? how is it even possible for that shitty stock to stay there for an extended period of time? It was 100b+ mkt cap so it requires way too much capital to pump it higher, it was literally free money
>>61111792You were supposed to short the pump, not the dump
>>61111789>bitcoin is dumping on the newsTHERE'S NO NEWS WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>>61111588>>61111695These anons clearly fuck real females. Best advice itt so far. A literal green portfolio while other obvious bussy fuckers have a red day today.
What do you call this chart formation? For me it's the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
>>61111717Fellow BRK.Bro, you want to look at GIAX- Global index ETF.
An anon is immuzed against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, boglehead, swingtrader, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call im a baggie and you will be astonished how he recoils, how injured he is, ho he suddenly shrinks bank "ive been found out".
>>61111801Top 10 got absolutely murdered last Friday, never mind the top 100. Yes, maybe there's a chance for solid recovery if an altseason ever manifests, but it's not looking especially like it will at the moment. Needs BTC to really get going if that's going to happen, and instead I see people seriously talking about whether it will drop down and fill that wick all the way to sub-100. If that's genuinely what's in store for 'uptober' then I can't see it making a comeback, no time left in the cycle when everybody expected to be approaching a top by about now. If that happens then every single alt will get absolutely slaughtered, they look like an extremely risky investment right now. If that's what you're considering then wait for BTC to properly turn things around before you buy.
Can I hang out here as a 34 year old fake trans with no friends and a ruined life?
>boomers are posting poems about holding stocks during downturnskek its fucking over
>>61111789Perfectly summed up.
>>61111845trannies go to /soc/, /lgbt/ or /r9k/
>>61111841I dont own any crypto coins, there are other options right now that are outperforming cryptos with much less risk>no time left in the cycle when everybody expected to be approaching a top by about now.if one wants to believe the meme charts thwre is really no time left
Max Keiser is back to pumping gold and silver.
>>61111753I AM HEAVY LOADING MINERALS AT THE OPENING.
OIL bros...
>>61111838this but shkreli
>>61111870It will take some timeuntil we can expect profits from oil related companiesI believe thw recession is real and the tarriff wars slow down the global trade
>>61111867The play today is NAK.
>>61111792AYYLMAO
>>61111870Some of us have been warning you we're going to $40 oil.
https://youtu.be/FgxoZ1qi4JM
max pain in action?
TQQQ slurps will go hardShares calls whatever I'm waiting for 95 and below
>Go to bed with markets light green>Wake up to markets blood red>Reason: ChinaI swear to God if I ever get a time machine I'm going back and telling Nixon that normalizing relations with China is a huge mistake and the Soviets collapse on their own anyway.
>>61111891what is max about 1% down
>>61111891>-1%>futures at that>max painHow new are you?
>>61111867Not a good day to do that. They will announce a deal over the weekend. Monday morning RE stocks will dip. I'm rebuying then.>source: dude trust me bro
>>61111903"max pain" is a theory on options, that the market moves to the spot that would cause maximum pain for options buyers. this can be higher or lower. that's what he's talking about. not, "markets are down so much my butt is at maximum soreness," newfriend.
>>61111903How new are YOU
>Bombshell in Switzerland>"The write-off of the Credit Suisse AT1 capital instruments as ordered by FINMA in March 2023 lacked legal basis. The Federal Administrative Court has therefore revoked FINMA’s decree in a partial decision."that's it. 'sch vorbei
SCHG long calls will be cheap soon. Need it or keep it? Worried about them not being too liquid
A PROGRAM FOR LIVINGOctober 14When we retire at night, we constructively review our day. . . . On awakening let us think about the twenty-four hours ahead. . . . Before we begin, we ask God to direct our thinking, especially asking that it be divorced from self-pity, dishonest or self-seeking motives.ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS, p. 86I lacked serenity. With more to do than seemed possible, I fell further behind, no matter how hard I tried. Worries about things not done yesterday and fear of tomorrow's deadlines denied me the calm I needed to be effective each day. Before taking Steps Ten and Eleven, I began to read passages like the one cited above. I tried to focus on God's will, not my problems, and to trust that He would manage my day. It worked! Slowly, but it worked!You can achieve serenity, anon. Just think about the 24 hours ahead. Let God help you make the path to reach your goals. When I make choices in my life that are not just what I want, but are aligned with God's will for me, I know I am doing the best for myself as someone who cares about me would. Do this for yourself today anon, let God direct your thinking for today's trading day. There will be many choices to slurp but ultimately it is you who will decide how the next 24 hours plays out.
>>61111924...Steiner...
>>61111924I read that as FNMA for a sec and got scared and confused kek
>people threaten thing (tariff)>market retard pumps>people do thing they said they would (tariff)>market panicsWhat just happened?
>>61111934forgot pic rel
>>61111115I will m8. Thank you for your encouragement, and the small lesson
>>61111934Its all a ruse to shake GRRR anon out of his positions before they moon 300%
>>61111642dont worry, I found some damn good pies in London
>>61111941Bearish oil, slows down global trade
>>61111895big brain
>>61111944Facts
My Bitcoin calls getting raped while minors walk free are sickening.
>inherit 200k>invest it last week into vanguard ETFs>market immediately starts dumping
>>61111956>buying at SPX >6700>all at once>with the whole inheritance
>>61111944kek>>61111946I just don't understand the action yesterday, not that I expect rationality, did they think trump would pussy out again?
>>61111958yeah, my returns this year will probably only be 15k instead of 20k :(
Guys, I just had a sexy dream of when I was a teenager and I was laying in bed fooling around with my 2 girl cousins whole are 2 and 4 years younger than me.what does it mean?
>>61111970to think, you could have made that in a day or two if you actually knew what you were doing. now, shall we continue listening to you boast about your yearly return on your """investment""" or will you f*ck off forever?
>>61111956>>61111958ahahaa now officially >all inis the best strategy for a lump sum and is most likely to perform better than dollar cost averaging that lump sum of money but yeah I'm all cash right now and some day trading on the side. Today I predict more red but I'm too pussy to short
quick, I have $750K in cash where do I put it wrong answers only please
>>61111965Who cares line baerely always goes up or down in a straight line
>>61111978nigger
>>61111958Yes. You cant time the market. Buying once outperforms trying to time the market. This is widely documented. Youre not Warren Buffet.
>>61111983Tesla
>>61111973Girls, btw
>>61111978be nice anon it's not bad to have a big chunk of safe investment even if they bought the gigapicotop (unlikely desu if only because of inflation)
>>61111986
>>61111983SOXS>>61111988Totally untrue. You just can't time micro moves. I correctly timed the April crash, I just did it in Feb. Went all cash and waited. Then April bought in and my portfolio is up 100%
>>61111978idk I have a life so I'd rather just dump it and make 8% guaranteed yearly returns (vanguard moving average for the last 20 yrs)
where did this v come from
>>61111970>he expects SPX 7245 in a yearyou'll be lucky if you're even green
>>61112004>a lifeenjoy your life and stop questioning your decision
>>61111983Link, ICP
>>61112002learn to toggle sarcasm we all sold in april bro
>>61111895That means the Soviet Union wins. US' lack of influence leads to China working with the Soviet Union, preventing the system from collapsing, meanwhile the US can't find cheap labor and cut costs becoming less competitive and therefore it's GDP shrinking in the 80s which thus leads to a weaker military complex. That means NATO can't expand and the Soviet Union's influence grows larger, ultimately dictating western capitalism loses to the communists military prowness.
>>61112009wtf you're right... it's over for me...
>>61112015Your sarcasm is garbage dude. Work on it
I didn't sell, I thought "liberation day" would be a nothingburger, which it turned out to be in the short term
>>61112004>8% guaranteed yearly returnslmao yes of course anon, you can safely expect 8%/year, so in 20 years the stock market will be worth 4.7 times what it's worth now, or 300 trillion dollars.>>61111988>you can't time the market>so just buy at really high levelsbuy high sell later
Ok friends what do you think about bitcoin will itngo below 100k or will it march to 150k?
>>61112030The Sino-Soviet Split had already happened and Beijing had no intentions to work with the Soviets anymore after that point, Nixon saw it as an opportunity to cozy up to China to undermine the Soviets long-term. China was also not a major influence on American labor prices until the 90s, in the 80s Japan was seen as the manufacturing competitor and the US actually was sending low-cost manufacturing more to Mexico and Indonesia than China.
>>61112038Not only did I not sell. I slurped. Lfg
>>61112048You will do the meme like that Ukrainian faggot who offed himself in his luxury car
>>61111941are they going to issue another final warning?
>>61112034
>>61112056I dont have any crypto related assets
Is we be V?
>>61112069No. This is IT. Sell it all. Today.
>>611120458% is conservative. are you retarded or something? go back to crypto gambling threads
My faith in Kek compels me. I have ~$150 sitting on my gambling folio.Within the next 90 minutes, trips or double dubs decide where they go. The offering closes at market open.
>>61112031Double penetrated oily bottoms? Ooo. Errr.
>futures >>61112056the ukrainian nigger prob gambled with >>61112075the mafias money tbf>>61112075SPY is 13% YTD…
>>61112080>Minor top
>>61112076Fannie.
how can western rocks and minerals ever be a profitable business when labor wages are 85 times higher than in china-chan?
>>61112048>will it march to 150k?The next cycle will have been and gone before this one ends at this rate. It's obba.
>>61112076Make sure to DCA that money into the market, son. Thats buying over several purchases to lower your average cost.
https://books.wiley.com/series/wiley_trading/stocks/
>>61112075lmao, fucking retards actually think the bullrun will continue forever. The stock market is already worth two years of US GDP, where will it stop according to you fucking retards, a thousand years worth of GDP?
>>61112093Gold go up silver go u, margins rise
>lmao, fucking retards actually think the bullrun will continue forever.
>>61112117Inshallah they will print more money to kewp this going
What happened to >futuresWhy go down?
>>61112084Worse, it was the central intelligence's money.
>>61112100I am already doing that with my boring, conservative, larger portfolio.I am asking the Amphibian Lord for buttscratching tips.>2100Close, but no dice.
No fucking way the markets go down on bank earnings. January earliest
>>61112121There are more sellers than buyers.
>>61112124Smart man. >Close, but no dice.Watch this player>Yep....still got it
>>61111717>50% berkew why? theyre trash.
>>61112130You're cute.
>>61112126Im conceded we have broken this trend thats been holding since May. If it doesn't recapture it this week then I'd expect we dump
>>61112117>he cherry picks by leaving out the 1000 year long Finnish Mongolian hyper warCan't invest if there is no stock market bullboy
I’m slurping some grrr
>>61111870>>61111875>>61111883oil workers are all getting laid off. Big operators just fired a ton of people and there arent many rigs going or picking up soon. Its pretty grim right now. Not as bad as 2010 yet but getting there.
I'm going all in on UAMY, MP, AREC, and USAR today. What am I in for?
>>61112139mammi suogoi sauna
>>61112121China put a boot on the TACO truck.
>>61112144crippling debt, suicidethis is the top. index funds will only be red from here on out
>>61112117>>61112119>printYeah TA goes out the window when they can print. The dotted line practically displays pre vs post gold standard
>>61112073Buying more. Thanks for the bottom signal
>>61112140Fucking based. Me too smigga!
>>61112117>0% return from '29 till '55Have fun bagholding 26 years lol
>big green candle on AMD againYou can't make this shit up
>>61111915>>61111919I am well aware what it means. If you please consult the gamma peaks you can clearly see that the -1% has less than 50% of the gamma in -2/3 (depending on when you checked).
I set up laddered buys on ES from 6630 down to S6 @ 6607 before I went to bed last night. They all filled. Holding until we hit the central pivot @ 6689 or stopping out at another break of S6.
>>61112146>bootSmart casual loafers I think you'll find.>Sock status: raised.
>>61112109Perpetual debt means perpetual asset valuation increase. It will have regular pull acks, like April. And it will have occasional drops on news, like Friday. But line go up!
>>61112158I unironically can imagine where it breaks out of the upper resistance to the upside
>>61112164You really need to learn about opportunity cost.
>>61112168>ww2 is going to happen againthat's nice dear, now take your meds
>>61112164Only 200 shares for me but I admire your conviction even if the money doesn’t matter much to you
>>61112170>ey chart quick, say something smart about options
>>61112192What? That is literally..What?
>>61112176>go up
>>61112058>are they going to issue another final warning?What you mean?
>>61112176This. Plus its clear that the Fed and Congress has no concerns about breaking the rules and pumping markets when theyre stressed. In 08 Congress was hesitant to do anything and the Fed felt they were overstepping their powers. In 2020 during covid both basically agreed just pump it and ignore any rules. Markets cant go down long term anymore. Doomers will struggle to figure this out for another 10 years.
>>61112207Stealing your frog, bud
Ill get into the gorilla cage when this monkey stick climbs up above the falling resistance line, not losing much money 15% or what until then, just dont wanna sit there too long or risk a dump
>>61112177Yes the hyperinflation phase
>>61112207>
>>61112177>>61112214Which is funny because the graph is already log scale
Just bought JPM. What am i in for?
any more bank earnings or we crabbing at -1% until open?
It is your duty to slurp APLD.
>>61112221Log scale is the best way to loknat charts the other option is just fishing for emotions
>>61111825oooOOOOOAAAAAAAAOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61112076LYRA
Please god make it work as intended so we can pump in peace
>>61112183>Implying I don't have other investments and much more capital on handI just like GRRR & GAMB posting more than I like profiting my smiggies :)Here's my prediction for GRRR price action in run up to earnings.
NVTS bros we are only up 31% pre market this morning
>>61112240kek you just know his dumbass got the real thing too
>>61112109The S&P 500 has had an average of 8% annual yield for over the last 100 or so years, not just during bull runs, those 8% include all crashes and bear markets that have happened during that time. Unless you think we are in for something worse than the great financial crisis or the dot.com bubble, that number is in fact going to hold for the next 100 years, until proven otherwise.
forgot pic
>>61111870even the "safe haven" metals are melting away...
short gold for financial freedom
i knew yesterday was a trapmumu GOT FUCKEDbetter buy it all the way down retards you never know when cheetodaddy is gonna save you!
>>61112271i have a strong feeling you have sexwith men
>>61112264What
BTC going parabolic today.I hope you guys are getting in on this..
>>61112245Definitely possible from a TA angle.
>>61112076rerollAZN
>>61112276yeah, parabolic to the downside maybe
>>61112076one last oneFGEN
>>61112276I'm so happy they finally recognized that nuclear power is essential to crypto mining. My UUUU is going ballistic.
Companies the current administration has directed investments into so far include Intel, Trilogy Metals, Lithium Americas, and MP Materials.
>>61112245Whats the deal with gamb, the downtrend looks ugly
>>61112288I witness, HIM, blessed be.Give me a moment.
>>61111891
wouldn't it actually be bullish for oil that its transport gets hit with port fees or tariffs
>>61112240Sop and seethe troonTrump WON
>>61112296Shaking out the nonbelievers.
If you don’t like buying BTC you should consider getting into MSTR. It’s currently oversold and the next leg up is looking real spicy.
>>61112297oh god it actually hit. all i know is that is a biotech presenting phase 3 data on the 17th. friday that things either going to 0 or mooning
>>61112305There shouldnt be any more left by now kek
>>61112296>Most revenue theyve ever made>Most profitable they've ever been (excluding last q because of a bonus paid to acquisition for substantial growth)>Most assets they've ever had>Most institutional/insider ownership they've ever had>Doubled company buybacks to $20M or about 9% of float>About to report their seasonally best two Qs which incorporate NFL & Euro soccer season openersThey got jeeted by Google's SEO update in Q2 but have resolved the issue, market is hugely overreacting and I have a PT of $18 this year and $25 next year after World Cup in Summer.
>>61112117so you’re saying if it breaks that upper trend we go to the moon
NONONONONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fepLkLoqteE
>>61112308mstr will be be filing bankruptcy during the inevitable btc crash
>>61112316Thanks for the qrd
>>61112323Why? MSTR survived 2022 no problem.
>>61112322>>61112323I oove how there are ultimate crypto bulls and ultimate crypto bearsLove it when it gets spicy
>>61112331any idea last like saylor bought? he was slurping big time like 5 years ago. its not like his BTC position was opened last week
>>61112327I wish I could start a new position at these prices, instead I'm just DCA. If you look at chart history we were here this time last year then retard pumped 150% over the next 6 months
>>61111876Thanks I just made some money anon good tip
>>61112340What are you trying to say, Dupinder?
>>61112344Yea thats what ive thought, some kind of retard event must happen and this just does a 180 and takes no prisoners
>>61112322thats not how that works
>>61112311It has a very funny chart. No, not like that, zoom out.>bad newsmy regular broker doesn't have it>good newssecondary one does>bnnot enough funds in that account, had to send a transfertransfer wasn't immediate for some god damn reason>good news(?) with your trips, dubs, dubs I'm throwing an extra 225€, the remainder of the money I predicted to put in meme funds for the rest of the yearKek truly does have a sense of humor. I'll post proof when able, linking to your, and my, replies.Bless.
>>61112344I just put me a few alarms on this stock if it hits 8.37 and 8.50, ill maybe buy in when its trending back up
>>61112346last time*not a jeet! :(
Haha lol JPMJust buy the strongest and most profitable bank ever bro what can go wrong
>this premarketDid he fucking tweet something again?
>>61112376Nah it’s the chinks this time
>>61112388Trump's response is gonna drive the red candle home. Im out
Does your broker have a button to market sell all positions if you press it?
>>61112356oh god anon i hope it goes well, now i feel compelled to throw a little bit at it myself so you arnt alone. i just picked a random ass biotech, i really hope friday brings good news
>>61112374its? barely even down? zoom out? year to date? still up over 26%? hello? retard?
>>61112374
Did orange nigger shart on twitter again?
>>61112394He will tweet some mean responses the market will tank then he tacos a day or two later
JPow will save markets today.
>>61112414>good evening
>>61112349Earnings in a month will be the retard event>>61112370Hopefully see you there soon my smigga>>61112414When speak?
>>61112422Yea plenty of time left until then
>>61112414he wont he will basically reaffirm waht we already know: they gave the market a courtesy rate cut last time and thats it. they are on their own now because we are in stagflationthe fed cant cut again because the 10 year will just tell them no and go up anyway and we will have a fed that has fully lost credibility as they try to cut the ffr into a rising interest rate environment
Hahahahahhahahahahaha
>>61112414Oh, JPOW is speaking today? Better sell. When Jerome speaks, line goes down. Every. Single. Time.
>>61112414My man it's Tuesday.
IT'S GOING UP AND DOWN, ROUND AND ROUND
>mfw seeing my portfolio (i lost 100 $)
>>61112408China said that they won't cuck.
I'm slurpin thos dips
>>61112440Kekkkkkkk
>>61112447>what the lack of BWC does to a gook
This twisted market needs to be reset
>AMD announces GPU deal with oracleOh fuck off with this shit
As always the market is fake and gay.
>IMF upgrades US growth outlook as Trump's tariffs cause less disruption than expectedOH NO NO NOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
it hasnt even begun to sell mumu
any minors or PM tickers youll shill me? something thats somehow not already up 100% this week?
>>61112451Not minding if you do
>gold opens redMissed on GLD puts
Don't check Bitcoin computer
>This nothingburger event will have zero impact on anything>Quick! Better sell everything Why are hedge funds like this
Somebody hold me. We better start mooning on open or it’s over.
>>61112474It's almost like this has been overblown like fucking everything under "drumfph cheeto hitlerlini" for a fucking headline
USARUUUUNBUAMYIf you had to go all in on one of these, which would it be?
>>61112474its literally in the entire first worlds interest to not let us stocks go down, everyone knows the danger so they are going to lie and beg for every investment dollar they can get to pump these bagsthe us has no growth if you strip out ai investment that is currently an expenditure with no return
>>61112467>Oracle Cloud To Deploy 50,000 AMD AI Chips, Signalling New Nvidia Competition - CNBC>It's real
>>61112499cope
>>61112489
>>61112493Realistically trump is going to tweet some dumb shit about China today or this week and we are going lower
>>61112503markets red
>>61112506And then he'll TACO because nothing ever happens and line will go back up
>>61112509youve been programmed with delusion, its over mumu, youve been buying a dead cat for 6 months
>>61112440Yeah, he's speaking today, on Tuesday.
>>61112500bought with openai money which is amd money which is oracle money
>>61112509>TACOthat is the worst forced meme since they invented the word chud
Fire up the tweet donny, I need to see tqqq -10%
>>61111689NVOplease pump my bags, they're wearing heavy on me
>>61111789Why don't CBOE just do physical delivery BTC futures rather than cash settled. That should remove a lot of the price pump and dump shenanigans from exchanges no?
>>61112508cope
>>61112519it's literally a reddit buzzword and this gen is filled with reddit
>>61112533that number is going down
>>61112537UAMY is going up. Cope cope cope!
>>61112537cope
For crab dump stocks like SCHD, is it true that you can basically buy them on discount with option wheels? Is that risky at all?
>>61112535>this gen is filled with redditspeak for yourself
>>61112356man looking at FGEN a bit more, seems like a terrible idea lol i feel like i wasted those digits. I dont want you to lose money because i was goofing around anon :(
a real 10%+ correction on the indexes would be nice before the santa rally pumps it back up again
>>61112542>Banks and airlines weekBoring
>>61112539uamy already went up, put your entire life savings into it right now and post position>>61112543raking in the dough on puts and selling calls to retarded mumu
>>61112519Cope chud
>>61112551you had your santa rally alreadyyou might get a bump that week but itll be when the entire years gains are already gone, you wont even care about it
>>61112554>alreadyIt'll go up even further 8 minutes from now. Cope, seethe, and short it.
>>61112519Just an easy way to encapsulate the whole cycle of nothingburger in 4 simple letters
>>61112548Time will tell.I am a man of my word.
>>61112519he literally did that or why do you think did the market pump yesterday after dumping on friday after him tweeting and then announcing tariffs only to tweet something ON A FUCKIN SUNDAY that contradicts what he tweeted on friday.
what's going on?>>61112474>>IMF upgrades US growth outlook as Trump's tariffs cause less disruption than expectedso, US owned org says the US will keep growing? wow
damn even gold is red
>https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/No longer works :(
> silber
>so, US owned org says the US will keep growing? wow
>>61112561i dont catch falling knives in either direction, but you should be long it with every cent of your net worth according to your logic, so why arent you
>>61112579And thus begins another Great silver bagholding cycle.
Premarket and AH rigging is the most disgusting shit, so the jews just get the first move on every bad/good news?
>>61112567hoping for the best
>>61112531lol, Trump pushing his way towards his best bud Stubb like an excited school-boy only to try to play it off all cool and coy is adorable.
>>61112587You're welcome to enable PM/AH trading on fidelity.
I got some AG and LAR. I wish I had 50,000 of LAR on friday.
>>61112584>in either directionknives fall up?
>>61112587Markets chosen, chud
>>61112576its live on YT anonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEpJwprxDdk
>>61112598when youre looking to short, turn the chart upside downjust a tip for you my beginner friend
>best earnings ever>TurbodumpsWhy do I always fall for nigger earnings season?
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>61111791I like them because the chinks own the fucking appliances market, especially these two companies, i.e. Midea supplies parts and materials used by many of its competitors i.e. Samsung, Whirlpool, Hisense, the Turk brands. They have huge advantages in terms of automation, manufacturing hubs location, supply chains are fully localised. And finally if you see the EPS development through the years, it's almost a straight line up. I think these two companies are well positioned to capture most of the appliances growth that is going to come from less developed markets, such as Africa, which will be the only markets growing in the next 20 years. What I like about the sector is that appliances might be cyclical and in part tied to the real estate market, but in reality when your stuff breaks down (and nowadays it lasts a lost less than before), its no longer easy to repair or replace parts, especially if it's an older model.. so you just go and get cheap new one. and modern life is not really possible without a fridge, a washing machine etc. As for Novo Nordisk, for me this is one of the 3 best companies to ever get listed in europe, it's a long-term holding for me and I don't really care about the recent fluctuations. In fact, I used them to increase my holding.If you are truly interested in international markets I strongly recommend Interactive Broker (IBRK), you can get exposure to many markets for reasonable fees.
>>61112602Thank you matt miller
Let today's farce, BEGIN!>ting ting ting
>>61112519Only reddit thinks the word 'chicken' is an insult that needs to be abbreviated (what C in TACO means lmao).Then they feel really badass coming here and saying the c really means cuck joping it'll catch on 4chan.I just use the word fucktard when trump backtracks.
>>61112598
>>61112615not today it seems
>>61112615LETS FUCKING GO
>>61112274Good thing I sold my gdxu at 227. Bad that I didn't sell at midnight at 239 but whatever.
I dont even wanna look....
>>61112579I buyed the top.
>>61112259kek. I definitely remember seeing this and thinking it was already pumped too high. And then it pumps higher instead of dumping. Because of course it does.
fomo'd and bought at way too high pos (again)
this is it
oh god
GENERATIONAL BUYING OPPORTUNITY LOL
>crab day todaysee you tomorrow fellas
what a nice rational and completely fair and honest market
>>61112645Looks like its part of the NVDA circle jerk so I bought in about 7.5, not sure how high is could go. AI bubble is trending so I am trimming my AI exposure
Nonstop assrape
>absolutely everything redLolLmao
>>61112651Sell it all. Tonight. Is that even possible Sam?
>>61112652
>>61112651
>>61112594Even then, you aren't beating the bots to any trade regardless.
GIVE US TACOS NOW
>>61112669No one here is smart enough. Not even the shitposter.
>>61112663get FUCKED
NEW FUCKING RHEAD WHEN
STOP THE COUNT
Holy shit, I almost FOMO'd into USAR
>>61112658it takes up to 15 minutes after open for the volbot toe get running
I'm gonna be fucking sick
this is the last thread, the stock market is ending today
>>61112687in this economy? more and more people are going homeless and will default on morts
hesitated and now i feel it’s too late to buy puts
>>61112648Just officially gave back all my gains for the year.Last year I got scared because my trades kept hitting and I didn't want to get overconfident. Not a problem this year.
I feel nothing
>>61112687what was even your thesis in this with the 2008 style event risk being much elevated in current years
>>61112695Priced in. Muh perfect market pricing.
I got rug pulled on buru
Of course since I stopped out it will probably turn around
>>61112380What chart pattern is intel right now
>>61112303>trump wins>we all loseTake that libtards!
so, is this a DIP and should i buy stuff now?
>>61112711thank god the lord have mercy
i don't even know Im retarded I have many reminders of my retardation, this is just one more
>>61112663The fuck u mean fair and rational?It cant be unfair as its only supply and demand.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Why are we even dumping today?Friday I get but now? Did I miss some news?
>>61112718buy it all the way down retard, for the next 6 months you dont wanna miss the heckin dip!
So this is what a rug pull feels like
There's going to be considerable turmoil in the market for the forseeable future. TL note: Billions must die
>>61112663>Line can get only up!Niggas really watched a 3% slide last then bought the next day like shit was just normal lmao. It's Bobo time
>>61112615Based
Why do I feel like shit on days like this and feel nothing on green days? Fuck my nigger chudcel life
are we still falling or is it over yet
>>61112730no, you seem to be aware of friday, dunno why you think the market doesnt care about 3-4% drops in a single day out of nowhere
>I casually buy JPM because it's gonna crush earnings like it always does>Beats strongly>Has its worst day in its entire fucking history of existingLOL
>>61112737It's just money, it's made up Sam.
>tfw the Swedish stock market is being held up by ERIC
Blackrock is up
how are you guys feeling?my GOOG isn't dropping that hard, i guess it's a silver lining
>>61112754That's good - I own 1 share.
>>61112745consolation prize: sorry for making fun of you earlier
>>61112745clearly you havent been around very long if you dont think selloffs cant happen on good earningsmarkets are forward thinking, you should think about what that means when they post an earnings beat and it gets sold off bigly
>>61112738b-but jerome promised we don't do those horrifying things anymore!
>>61112730>newsKEKEKEKKK
>>61112767the only hope is for Orange TACO man to tweet and hope to pump the markets
Someone gonna bake or not.
I-intcels?
>>61112745I told you about the silver bro
I would like to stop losing money now please.
>>61112760Why even have earnings reports if it only dumps on good earnings reportsI'm with trump on this, fuck earnings. Make them once a decade. Fuck them
>>61112777>>61112777>>61112777>>61112777>>61112777
>>61112745Priced in.
>>61112772he won't until his inner circle executes their trades
>>61112785the big boys make big decisions quarterly, sometimes the earnings doesnt even matter, they had already decided
Whenever I drink too much caffeine I get a horrible caffeine depression. Why do they put this stuff in everything?
>>61112736Holy shit I almost bought this at 13
>>61112718it must suck to have male pattern baldness as a woman.
>>61112745I'm not knowledgeable or experienced but it's clear to me that this market is contrarian af
