MacKenzie edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious: >>61130065
RARECOOKING OILEARTHS
>>61131415am i supposed to exchange growth stocks for dividend stocks once I hit my make it number?how else do i get cashflow to live off of?
SCHD down bigly :(
that VIX chart looks so funny to me I can't make it out and I don't know what to do
SMIGGER
Time to buy the Kenvue dip? Is the babypowder issue a nothingburger?
+200% on SPY 0dtegonna start buying SVIX>>61131497It's going sub 10 it was revealed to me in a dream
I also closed my NAK shorts for 15% profit
>>61131497>Kenvue dips>buy dip>Kenvue dips>buy dip>Kenvue crashesI don't feel so good...
it was revealed to me in a dream KVUE sub 10 nonbelievers need to apologize to me RIGHT NOW
THIS IS A LONG VIX GENERALWHO HERE /LONGVIX/
Trump has to say something big to save the market like how he solved ww3 and world hunger
>>61131522Boughted. Will cope by drying my tears with the juicy dividend.
>>61131540If that happens I will lose over $3000. Please don't make it happen, I will vomit on your shoes
This gay ass market owes me sex with cute 50 year old slightly out of shape OL hags
>>61131549Good luck fren let's hope there's a company left to keep giving us divvies
>>61131548pls gog let the banks suffer another 2008 during the shutdown so this time they can't be bailed outit'd be so funny pls gog
>>61131540I wonder how many people genuinely believe the autism shit. I'm putting this on my watchlist.
>>61131415>vix at 19 >it seems everything is calming down a b...>vix jumps to 25AAAAA
its not a transition as smooth as expected but its definitely looking pretty bearish
>>61131553I'm not making it happen I'm trying to warn you goys
>LAC -22%>UUUU -16%>PLUG -6%>MP -12%>LAR -13%>IONQ -12%Thanks for the recommendations guys
>>61131415Does she have a bald fetish?
I AM GONNA DO IT I AM GONNA SHORT THE VIX
>>61131578LAC was under $2 a few months ago
silverchads keep winning
>>61131590This but unironically
>>61131540Most of Kenvue stock is owned by institutional investors. (((They))) won't let it crash so hard.
Where is the stupid stagflation retard from last thread.
>>61131578FOMO'd and bought the top award
On an unrelated note how many of you guys have blown up an account or two so hard that you had to abandon them and start new ones lest you be shamed in every interaction with your female sisterwife broker?
i feel like masturbating
Is this it bobo?Pathetic.
>>61131627>blown upSorry, we don't do that around here, only winners here.
>>61131578wheres your hydrograph computer blud? its gonna go green very soon
>>61131590Mer too. But not yet.When it reaches 30 tomorrow.Or next week.Imma do it. But not yet.
>>61131635touching a dick is gay
Bros holy shit get a starter on MSOS OR TLRY ITS HAPPENING MAYBE HHS TRUMP SPEECH RUMORS On October 6, 2022, President Joseph R. Biden released a statement asking the Secretary of theDepartment of Health and Human Services (HHS) and the Attorney General “to initiate theadministrative process to review expeditiously how marijuana is scheduled under federal law.”1
>>61131613You're going to rope after losing it all shorting PMs. Do it, faggot. What's another victim to the hyperstagflationary tidal wave?
lots of bulltraps lately. big doubt that a new ath could be reached anymore
>>61131590same actuallyreally good price for it right nowif trumpy won't say something really really dumb tomorrow i'll be fucking home
>>61131640The longer the edge the greater the goon bobo
>>61131590i hate this image please stop posting it3 captchas were failed to get you this message
It's dumping again...
its over
>>61131669Meh, my theory is new ath end of October at best, early November at worst. Once Xi and Trump jerk off together and solid earnings reports start coming in the bull run will commence. This is not even remotely close to the big one. If you think this is the big one you are going to miss out on ez gains.
any wyckoff accumulation chart connoisseur here?looking for an opinion on a stack that I watch
>>61131667Legalizing drugs is degenerate decline and fall of the Roman Empire type shit. Buy precious metals and precious metal accessories.
>>61131680This image is cute and I wish I had a daughter like her to send her off to school
>>61131691what happened?
Uhhh what the fuck going on over there in Canada? Companies are starting to bail.
>>61131698i would like that but its been looking pretty worrying this week with basically pure crabbing and only metals gaining, which too will get a brutal wipeout once the swan arrives, they already show weakness every time the stock market stutters
>>61131693It's what? *over*
Loading up on the MSTR dip.When this baby rips, it really gets going.Probably hit ATHs by next week
>>61131703save for metal cheapies once the recession is finally announced
>>61131703No one gave a shit until the spic labor cycle on American farms started happening and they were toking. Now we wasted trillions of dollars over a nothingburger
>>61131713I made the call
right now all the retards are panic selling but i know we will be back to green in a week so ill just play some games and wait for my money to make themselves
>>61131415>THE BEARS HAVE IT, THE BEARS HAVE IT!
>>61131747it's literally the same as last weekmy portfolio mostly recovered on friday and I was at ATH monday
Can the orange man and gooks politely get away from my fun market numbers??
wasn't trump supposed to speak or is he delaying until post markets so he can scam again?
>>61131721Look at sp500 past 3 years. Big bull run but every now and then there are 2-3 red weeks with crabbing and dipping. It’s normal mate. :)
>>61131668I am not shorting PM. Just don't buy them. Stagflation means no economic growth. Economic growth can very easily continue if NVDA goes down by 80%. Also that 3trillion is coming out of the money supply. That is deflation. You can be as cocky as you want. You are still dumb.
>>61131725why the fuck would this piece of shit rip
>>61131710ok. i made the image though and canonically she is a brat that needs correction.
>>61131789uoohhhh
>>61131789Please stop posting AI images, thank you. I'm only attracted to real anime girls
What’s this pattern called?
>>61131789I hope you can correct her then
>>61131800Fuck my life pattern
The stock market is crashing? Not my problem. >t. GOLD (ticker: GOLD) holder
Swedish news are talking about the AI bubble bursting, it's over
why crashing
Aluminum bros, how we doing?
>>61131800“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—“
>>61131801only one who can...
>>61131819>most sane precious metals stacker
>EVERYTHING IN FEARWHAT DO WE BUY GUYS???
>>61131815pengarna can't keep getting away with this
>>61131762why is trump hiding?
>>61131815>ftm on the left>mtf on the right
>>61131826I'm just shorting $SPY and making money, simple as
>>61131826fnilx
>>61131815we habben een serious probleem
>>61131819wtf why do you have a photo of my room
T-taco tweet coking trust the plan
UUUU keeps dumping, how based is that if it goes back to 19-18 I will enter again
>>61131826GDXJ
Trumps going to reschedule marijuana and it will be right after hours so they will moon and dayfags can’t do anything.
>>61131846i'm trusting the plan but it's been a hairy four hours I don't know if my portfolio will survive this one
>>61131832He doesn’t have any choice. He’s boxed in by Xi.He can’t let markets crash and he can’t look weak.I’m betting he’s going to be sick or something for the next week.
It’s over
Anyone having absolutely weird pricing on their options today?>stock pumps>same value as when it was lower>stock dumps>loses value>5 minutes of flat>option pumps>another 5 minutes>option now valued at peak of day>stock finally pumps up halfway to peak>option loses value to 1/4 the days peak
>>61131415I don't even care that everything is dumping, I just want bitniggers to suffer.
AND IM FREEFREE FALLING
>i pretty much trade mainly IWM>people are freaking out over their little SPY not even 1% drop
SCHD baggie, you cheered so good yesterday
>>61131868Yes HFT algos have been doing weird shit today.
>>61131876unironically schd seems cheap right now?
>>61131415Jeff's ex is hotter than his current wife
>mfw when I'm not a regional bank
>>61131868My calls are in the positive while my shares are in the negative.
Come on gold drop a lil I need an entry point
>>61131896wheres her upper lip though?
HELLO???? VIX GUY?? GUY SAYING TO SHORT THE VIX???? HELLLOO??we lost him boys, hell never dare short the vix again
>>61131862legalizing weed is his trump card
>>61131868illiquid options? that'll happen if so
>>61131884I dont know, it could be cheaper
>>61131921it eroded from sucking Jeff's peener daily
>>61131922I'm literally shorting the vix right now. I'm not the retard that was selling naked calls on vix tho. That guy is dead for sure.
Re-test.Answer.>No.
>>61131922you're not supposed to short under 30. you can but its risky because its not a proper unsustainable peak
>>61131884>>61131876yes its very cheap its also a dog shit index consisting of oil and overpriced pharmaceuticalst. 5% folio in this shitheap
>>61131937i hope youre positioned to not get fucked when the vix goes to 30i think itll go to 30 and bounce off, unless we get some really disgusting market dropi wouldnt fuck with the vix until the danger passes, the vvix is telling you not to take this lightly (though the market could just settle down and nothing happens and vol collapses)
It could be worse.GLD could be red too.
>>61131846Either this or the shutdown ending could give us a a catalyst to move back up.
Is NAK going to run in the final 10 minutes?
>>61131987democrats have zero reason to fold while the market is crashingthe orange tough guy has really backed himself into a corner on every single issue
>>61131962I'm going to dca into SVIX over the next two weeks and then if that position drops by 50% I will double down. And keep a limit sell at +20%
>>61131415Look at all that volume all day!?Look how pathetic and sad the attempts to pump this garbage blow market have been. The party is OVER.
>ONDS had a 15% dropDamn lmfao what happened
>>61131980Don’t jinx me, I am full port into GLD.
>>61131815>homo on the left that looks like one of those knock off spiderman's (2nd one) aged 50 years>manly faced woman with a fat but flat butt on the rightKek I doubt either of them knows much about AI they probably just read off a script someone else told them to read.
>>61132025the same thing that happens during any meme squeeze?
Fuck rare earths etf shit cunt
>>61132004I hope they hold out long enough that banks start getting fucked because these DEI government employees start folding on their mortgages boss.
I'm not a technical analysis kind of guy but HostileCharts gets it right more often than not.It's not looking good here and the same is true for most sectors. Failed breakouts left right and center.
I'm ruined.
BOND BROSTMF BROSIT'S HAPPENINGWE ARE FINALLY BREAKING FREE FROM THIS RETARDED ECONOMY>RATES ARE BEING CUT>FUCK YOU WALLSTREETSEEEEEEEEEETHE
quantum puts finally printing
Why are republicucks blaming dems for the government shutdown, even though they essentially control the government?
Is this a good ROI?
Can someone give me the rundown on Bezos ex-wife?People said he cheated, but he said she wanted a divorce and demanded half of amazon from him. So he said fuck it let divorce.
>>61132075Congrats on your +1%
what the fuck is a regional bank
>>61132083I did that up to $300k then died irl
just put $800 into bayhorsehow retarded am I
check the gold and silver price on your online device
do i buy now? will it go up overnight?
>>61132088EXCUSE MEIt's 5.5% since I bought earlier this weekYou should be proud of me, that's $10,000
>>61132101Not as retarded as me lol
>>61132079due to some bullshit rules the senate needs 60 votes to do anything except once a year they can do something with 50 and the vice president because the republicans already did their one big beautiful bill they used their one thing, and the only way the one big beautiful bill was going to get enough votes to pass the house was if they kept this funding deadline where it was, so basically we're stuck until next year when they can do one more thing with 50 votes plus the vice president, but it will take lots of fiscal cutting to get the freedom caucus on board in the house, so just enjoy it, this is going to be the longest shutdown in history boss.
>>61132101basedwe are in this together retard bro I have 77k shares
>>61131714>We make the big v8 cars in Canuckland factory in Brampton(all Indians now but none the less a major factory)>dodge says well we are no longer making v8s so we pay the company to re tool the factory for EV jeep>They sell -7>With Tariffs this is a waste of money and time >Moving production to Illinois tldr Canuck government got rugged hard and now our even more worried because we are probably entering a recession
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>61132128Today: -0.51%This week: +0.45%In mid August, Howard Marks told you to buy bonds where the counterparty is contractually obligated to pay you returns, unlike stocks which are bubbly.Did you listen? I did not.
Why does robinhood keep saying im at risk of getting margin called when all of my calls are mooning and just my equities are shitting the bed?
What are the expected returns from investing in kneepads?
>>61132088Broadcasting live from his mobile home in downtown Bakersfield - its the bland king
>>61132128-0.80%I will never recover from this
>>61132128Lost 0.89% today, what a shame
>>61132128+.29%Green is green
>>61131415I'm shocked no one is talking about the regional banks getting screwed by people defaulting on their loans
>>61132128Today: +0.38%This Week: +0.16%This Month: +2.59%This Year: -29.35%sold my SOXL in the morning
>>61132128
>>61132124good I hope every curry in brampton goes back
I lost 1% bros, it's so fucking over
Down 3% todayruined i tell you
>>61132128>1D: +4.20%>1W: +11.50%>3M: +124.03%im the best trader on es em gee
>>61132144Nobody here gives a single shit or holds a single share in a regional bank. That's for redditors and SCHD holders who think "never making money = a safe investment" as their thesis.
>>61132128WTFWT Intel got a second EOD uptick+$20.54 (+0.43%). My DRIP scalp saved me. I need to get out of Intel. I am a trader who gets in-and-out, not an investor
>>61132128-0.37%. I will just keep buying more.
>>61132128+.84%. I am still puzzled as to why TSM turned in record earnings and just sat there. I was prepared for double digits either way, but not this. I am of confuse.
>>61132117Only they can actually do anything with 50 votes but that would be nuculur and it means the winning party could do things forever so you can't talk about it
>>61132128-12%Undid my entire week
>>61132128-3.60%NVDA 1.10Red across the board, but I bought some more stuff.
>>61132131I listens to Howard when he said we would be crashing soon.
>>61132128Up 3%Baggy, how are your gold shorts feeling?
i knew in the morning i should have shorted yet didn't... ngmi
>>61132128+0.33 today+1.2% this week
>>61132128>2.29%(100% gold)
>>61132164You're not allowed to use the n-word boss.
>>61132128-0.59%Week: +12.23%Making bad decisions yesterday and today. I should be at +24% or better this week but I fucked up so much
>>61132128-0.4% I trimmed my US stocks somewhat on Monday when they rebounded from Friday's losses.
>>61132112damn nigwhat did you buy GRRR at?
>>61132166rare earfs??
>>61132144Probably bullish in the long term for the big banks and fintech. Those guys are the original "too big to fail."
>>61131542Pff
Someone just paid 4,315 USD for an ounce of gold.
>>61132144
>>61132128>>61132157can no one on es em gee even compete?
>>61132198SPY with 20x lever when I thought the dip was over.Spoiler: [spoiler]It wasn't over[/spoiler]
>>61132128ANOTHER SHIT DAYOH BOYBOUGHT IWM PUT AT 37, SOLD AT 60 FOR "RISK MANAGEMENT"FUCKING WENT ALL THE WAY UP TO 500WHY DO I DO THISITS THE 3RD TIME THIS WEEK I PREDICT THE DAY CORRECTLY AND I STILL FUCKING PAPER HAND ITIM GONNA FUCKING SEETHENOIM SEETHING RIGHT NOWIM MALDINGIM FUCKINGBEYOND POOPER PAINEDIMANALLY ANNAHILATED
>>61131578Source pls
>>61132208
>>61132220the source is my portfolio
>>61132192$16.70 today but my average is $18 lol November is make or break teehee, if GAMB & GRRR earnings are bad I won't see December!
>>61132128Horrible.Finally caught a falling knife at the wrong time by full porting into APLD at $38.37, shit went down to 36 something, therefore I'm not making shit when it recovers -.-$750 down
>>61132086i think they both cheated. Real truth pill his ex wife is a stuck up rich bitch he met at princeton. hes unironically more middle class from new mexico where his new wife is from. he was never really meant to be wit mackenzie she was a snobby liberal old money type including the ugly pointy chin they all seem to have.
>>61132208/pol/ was saying the same shit when I loaded up on physical at $1900/oz.
>>61132128-2% today+47% this month though, not a big deal.
>>61132219But you made money?
>>61132131Also I just realized that Howard Marks sold the rest of Oaktree three days ago for $3 billion.He is out as of 3 days ago.
>giga block orders for bond etfsMumus are going to kill themselves tomorrow :)
>>61132133Because unrealized gains on OTM options don’t grant additional margin.
>banks thought they were immune the to centralization of all companies into mega-corps>"we're the banks" "we aren't like tech" "there's room for all of us">lol. lmao, even.>enjoy being JPM's bitch. You asked for this.
>>61132252>TLTWHERE IS YOUR BATTLE SPIRITWHY ARE YOU NOT IN TMF SOLDIERLEVERAGED TO THE TITS
>>61132252huh
>Fear & Greed Index now at Extreme FearIs it warranted? Isn't the majority consensus still buy the dip?
>>61132252Why the FUCK would people be buying bonds?>Muh rate cutsYeah but>Muh inflation
>>61132128+1.48%I was +7% this morning fuck
>>61132232SARRRRR GAMB IS TO THE MOON LIKE INDIA SPACE PROGRAM 2032DIRECTOR BOARD ALL WHITE MEN IS SURE TO MOON LIKE RAMANANGURJEESHPREET WHEN HE EAT TOO MUCH CURRY SARRRI BUY MORE GAMB WITH VILLAGE SEX GOAT MONEY>>61132244i diduntil i waited for the "bottom" which rugged several times and ended up with a small lossi yoloed 250c for 10$ for tomorrow thoughlets see
this is the waiting room for the expected big planned crash three more years of Trump. the resettling of wealth is happening now
>>61132086she created amazon with jeff, dated some english teacher after the divorce but he broke it off because his friends and family were pestering her for money, donates most of her stock money to charity instead of spending it on lavish weddings with Sister Bogdanoff. I always thought that she was one of the most down to earth billionaires and is based, especially for a woman.
>>61132216I almost did that today 2x at 12:30 to revenge trade a loss I took this morningIt will be OK anon you will claw those gains right back
>>61132270We aren't "buying the bonds" anon like boomers.As rates go down, the value of existing bonds surge.You are buying the difference in value.>it's too small a movementThat's where leverage comes in. With leverage ANYTHING is possible anon.
its never been more over https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvmXeDeWOdA
>NIGGERING>wen u>shud b>JEWING
>>61132291>the king of risky debt has left the chatOwari da
The view from reddit's throne roomhttps://vinaysridhar.com/ai-capital-markets-reflections.html
Not sure where else to ask this.I directly bought $300USD on Trading 212 and was charged an international transaction fee.Who did this, my bank or Trading 212?From what I can tell if I transfer AUD to the platform and then convert it from with in the platform instead of directly buying USD I would have been charged a $1.17 fee.
What stocks do I need to be in the republican party? Hopefully lots of big oil. Long XOM, SHEL, HAL
how many gold ounces do I need for a 911 porsche
>>61131703the guy who crashed our country also made the drug laws
>>61132313Have you tried not being Australian?
What is this guys problem? Does he ever wash his hair?
>>61132314Trump has actually been bad for oil because he keeps trying to push down the price.
>>61132313Pretty sure it's the platform. I just got charged an international fee for buying aussie stock
>>61132128-2.4%Could've been worse but definitely could've been better. I opened some silly ""rare earths"" positions, but at least they didn't make a huge dent (managed to end green yesterday despite them, but could've been greener).
>>61132128-0.80%Im fine - slurped a bit and if it goes lower tomorrow I'll slurp even more
>>61132313Sounds like bank did.
>>61132328he gives me the ick but I respect him
>>61132313T212 in the UK you only pay 0.15% FX fee. That seems high.
>>61132144Consumers aren't the issue. Private lending to corporations is. Look up Tricolor Holdings and First Brands bankruptcies. Billions of money lost. Both were scamming loans in the private credit market. There are likley more corporations in the same poor finacial shape and way over extended.>>61132265>markets are in extreme fearlol no. Not even close. The gauge is bullshit. Extreme fear is markets crashing, retirement savimgs wiped out, mass bankruptcies and people jumpimg out of skyscrapper windows. We are no where close to that in the markets.
>>61132302the nigga knows what really matters. absolutely no one here is stocking up on food
>>61132327Literally what I am trying to do anon.
>>61132348Where you moving to sickcunt?
>>61132344Australians get fucked at every turn.>>61132353Estonia?
>>61132347I already have a months supply of food for what it's worth
And through it allHe is smilingContent
>>61132314look at anything powered by hydrocarbons, and facilities powered by hydrocarbons.I looked at co-generation construction and it's already all time high
>>61132313based, bank took their cut. make sure to set the correct settings in trading212 otherwise they will convert your currency more than you want to. pretty retarded what you did there.
All my gains from last month and a half erased. GF wants to go to Norway, GF wants a new guitar, GF wants to donate to charity...And these are the CHEAPER, already compromised down to these. Sigh.
>>61132317Maybe 4 or 5?
What gives you the right to sell cheap?
>>61132374Well I thought that's what Trading 212 would do. Draw the money as AUD and convert it from within the platform charging me the FX fee not charge my bank from an overseas account.It's only retarded if I keep doing the same thing over and over anon.
>>61132378>GFLmao faggot
>>61132092jobs program
>>61132128My account made (-3.95%) today!
We’re loading up the rocket ship. Get ready for lift off.Trump just said something big.MSTR rippin!!’
>>61132413fuck off Mark
trump speech? bear or bull?
>>61132378>GF wants to donate to charityFuck off anon, what the fuck is wrong with her? What kind of charity?
>>61132413Saylor Buttcorn baggy! Sad!
>>61132452dude, vvix, vixthe danger is present right NOW
>>61132128-2%
>>61132378but you have a gf so no right to complain, making some money is much easier in this rigged system
I just have to compoond my balance 28 more times at 5% to be part of the 7 figs clubI'm gonna make it
>>61132378She wants to donate your money to charity? Tell her that’s not how it works.
>>61131578>>61132228The names of those two nigger i need to goon to their tits
Anyone else feel like this sell off is nothing but a nothing burger? Like, SOXL is at 40 for crying out loud
>>61132128Man I was expecting some big losses from you guys today from how much doomposting was going on
>>61132378That's why paying a high tier escort is better than a gf>100x cheaper>100x better sex>0 nagging
>>61132455I wish I could scramble your brain with a ball peen hammer.
>>61132400i am saying they will convert your base currency into the asset currency and then do it again if you dont set it up in the options.
I bought QBTS LAC IONQ and others stocks recommended by /smg/ 2 days ago . Well i got heemed and BTFO
>>61132509I agree but then you've gotta worry about STDs.
>>61131553It'll be okay. Drumpf did the same with CVS and I made a good penny off of that. Just hope you bought the dip today. Once everything else drops, Kenvue chads will ride to the moon.
>>61132509>>61132540All women are pointless
>>61132538it'll be ok anonymous
>>61132552
>>61132558>>61132552
>>61132509hes right but its so addicting better off not doing it cause once you experienced a good fuck from a 10/10 its all you'll be thinking about>>61132546kinda true its just kind of an itch to scratch but ultimately a waste of time
>>61132540high tier escorts regularly gets tested for STD'sthey're safer than a random woman in the street
>>61132552>>61132558>>61132562What does it all mean
>>61132491S&P is on target for an average year. 2026 should be an above average year because they'll probably do another stimulus/bigger rate cuts next year.
>>61132571i even made out with mine. dumb af but i was so lonely and wanted to forget my ex.
>>61132585but when will it all crash for realsies
where is everyone
>>61132624When WWIII happens probably
>>61132637we were hallofcosted
>>61132645That’s sad I read about the Ukrainian crypto guy that killed himself in his lambo
what luxury watch will you buy when you make it?steel or precious metal?
>>61132491its the most nothing burgertaco burrito of the week so I boughted more. i have said in multiple /smg/ threads that S&P will be 7k EOY 10k EOD
Bros the gold pump is genuinely scaring me. What the fuck do people know?
>>61132538>IONQ25b for a company with zero revenue and run out of a garage.Couldn't be me.
>>61132656I don't live in a high trust society. People get stabbed for their watches here.
>>61132669It’s making up for lost time vs the sp500. Plus people are worried about the us govt collapsing
>>61132656Samsung Galaxy Watch
>>61132695Gold has been outperforming the shat and pissed for like ten years
>>61132700>Samsung
If everyone invests in ETFs because "you can't beat the market bro" - then where does price discovery come from?
>>61132694America?My apartment complex has had three breakins in the last month, and one shooting. I live in an upscale area.Women will continue to vote for this to happen.
>>61132538kwab lmao
>>61132718lol, that guy is so fucked boss.
>>61132579Look at regional banks ETF (KRE)Look at the SRF (repo facility)Look at the 2yr yieldLook at credit spreads
>>61132731>America?I wish. The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
>>61132731you need to own a few guns bro.
>>61132750I'm sorry to hear that.Hope your revolution takes place soon. The digital ID thing is scary as hell. Your PM is an evil, evil creature.
>>61132759I'm a white American man.I think you know the answer to that question, kek. I am not unprepared.
>>61132718>>61132656>wearing any kind of jewelry at allew why?
>>61132730This "passive beats active" investing is a dumb myth. It's counting people that do dumb shit like 1dte as part of that stat.
>white American
>>61131578I could hear her bra and the table creaking from the weight kek
>>61132656
>>61132782WE EXIST>The less of us in America, the worse it becomes
>>61131578>>61132783>almost perfect>facial piercings>nose ringDisgusting. Looks like a booger on her nose. Do girls know that it is one of the biggest turnoffs in the world?
>>61132730https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltuqXTwWsZ8
My Pizza delivery driver just had a mental breakdown in the parking lot and threw my pizza on the ground because he saw on the receipt that I only tipped him $3 for a medium pizza.Looks like some brown indian with a balding head.What the fuck.
>>61132813well now you get a free pizza
>>61132813This is why I only do pick-up. Fuck tipping and fuck trusting delivery drivers with your food.
>>61132813How do you give a tip without having the pizza in your hand?
https://youtu.be/qGe_fq68x-QSELL NVIDIA RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>61132813>>61132830And the gopher wagie gets to lose his job, hopefully.
>>61132845On dominos, if you just want to use a card to tip you do it beforehand.As someone who used to deliver part time for them in College years ago, I know that they can see the tip amount.
>>61132265Yes but it's unease recent downturn with regional banks is likely spooning people and if US Gov shutdown doesn't end soon farmers are going to need a bigger and bigger bailout
>>61132851Still in an extremely early stage:>Still on LPDDR4X; terrible bandwidth>Only supports hyper-specific motherboard
>>61132749Bro please explain it to me. All I got from that is banks aren’t doing well and have to borrow from the SRF instead of private markets because they could default?? Are they holding too many risky bonds or something???
>>61131465>I need 120k/year>I sell 12k worth of shares/monthThis is the formulaDividends lock you into a distribution. If your needs change it's less flexible, if the market crashes it's more complicated to adjust your swr without taxable events...Maybe move out of growth into a factor portfolio anyways, but dividends are very rarely the answer to anything.
>>61132851>150w >LPDDR4Lmao. Cute what they made out of some 10 year old scraps. Not touching nvidia thoughever.
>let my ai continue my gooner story>it devolves to CP everytime Bullish?
>>61132871QT endgame is now, the Fed is going back into QE cycle to provide more dollar liquidity for financial markets. This is the start of the melt-up.
>>61132749>>61132871Ok ChatGPT saved my ass. How this ties together: the banking system is in trouble(kre falling). The market expects an economic crisis (widening credit spreads due to fear of default). Fed forced to cut rates aggressively to save the economy(2 year yield and SRF).Collectively these indicators suggest the financial plumbing is strained, the economy is weakening, and the market is preparing for the kind of policy response that only happens during a serious economy event.
GLD puts are bloody bastard red. 10% down but i still have faith
>>61132900Checked, bullish signal I guess lol (clown market)
>>61132767buy a reliable 9mm glock and about 500 rounds of ammo. best $600 you'll ever spend.
>>61132928>GLD putswhat expiary? you will prob get cucked anon.
how is this even legal
>>61132940355p march
>didn't sell all my rees on tuesday and buy gdxu because I was waiting for it to go lower>tech and reees are shitting the bedSomehow I'm not back where I was on Friday but wew fuck this market. I literally cannot make headway, even though I made about 800 bucks in the past week swingtrading, because every time something goes up I'm still holding unrealized losses on some other trash.Also where is the microshartegy shill I want to talk to him about his bullishness on bitcoin and saylor.
>>61132928Fucking retsrd, kek.
>>61132948IREN raped me today, my fault for buying the top,
>>61132948>bear stock dumpshow IRENic
>>61132937I already have far more stuff than that. It's ok anon, haha. I'm just not gonna post it here.
>Was up 180% on UUUU>now only up 110%It's so over
>>61132990I'd sell
>>61132934This is the first time since the 2019 repo crisis where the SOFR - DCWR spread has been this large>sofr: overnight lending at the Fed, short term dollar liquidity (shortest duration government debt>discount window rate: discounted interest rate on dollars deposited by private banksSofr exceeding dcwr means there is that much demand for liquidity that the price of interest to borrow from the Fed is higher than the highest interest the Fed is willing to pay on dollars received from private banks.
>>61132968Youll see. Youll all see.
>>61132916>somethings happening
>>61133004Nigger you're gonna get crushed. The Fed is entering QE and a cutting cycle, you're absolutely fucking retarded. This is textbook currency debasement. Look at longterm gov debt yields blowing out and international yield curves steepening. You better have tickets ready to go to a country with no extradition to the US, because you will be so unbelievably fucked. A 10% loss would've been the best out you'll ever get.Take the L dipshit
>>61132999Explain what that means for bond yields and stocks.
>>61133030Priced in. What do you think this runup has been for?
>>61133004>longing the dollar in a post dollar worldkek. why do you think everything with any intrinsic value is mooning?
>>61132978ok cutie ;)>>61132873some dividend producing stocks are solid options. HD getting beaten down over the ICE raids now provides great opportunity to invest.
>>61133035The Fed is providing more dollars in circulation so all asset prices will be inflated. This does not mean it will affect inflation, the Fed going into QE simply means asset prices will be inflated even further in the short to medium term.
>>61133049You should know by now, nothing is priced in, because nothing happens. The line will go up.
>>61132796more for me
>>61132948I held a little BBAI for a little while, got rid of it for like +25%. Last I checked their financials were horrendous.All the btc miners turned AI data centers took a hit today. BITF ate shit, fortunately I'm still up.
>>61133049Good luck retard, you better post the loss porn.
>>61133063SEXOOOO IM SORRY MEIN FURHER
president trump please keep the federal employees furloughed forever and ever. thank you mr trump.
>>61132954>355pNah prob not gonna happen. Sorry. If it even gets close to that you will likely have bled out on IV through and the option will still be below where you bought it.
Ok what about the 50% of America that’s poor and has no investments or precious metals how will they survive when all assets moon
>>61133117Selling this dude's put tomorrow, unironically one of the most retarded trades I've seen on /biz/ besides the weekly memestock shill
>>61132928>He's never experienced Weimar before...ngmi
Also is now a good time to slurp some abat bros it’s $4.60
apparently brazil/mexico/latam birth rates are like china tier at 0.7. Something may actually happen some decade soon.
>>61133134forced into govt slavery. hot ones will probably suck dick for merc dimes.
FUCKING FUCK
Any other good stocks to all in on? I felt perfectly secure dumping my whole savings on UUUU because they had amazing foundations and now I reap the benefits
here's a new thread>>61133164>>61133164>>61133164
>>61133134They're fucked. When you hear people babble on about growing wealth inequality, this is part of what they're talking about.>>61133145I slurped a little at 5.90 like a moron. Should've counted on nigger thursday dumping it some more, oh well.
>>61133146Don't forget the insurance market. There will be insurance deserts due to climate change within our lifetimes and payouts are going to choke the industry.
>>61132220>>61132485>>61133063Allyk602, your welcome anon
>>61133063>>61131578>>61132228>>61132220Allyk602, youre welcome anon
