Gold makes /biz/ butthurt edition. No really, the catalog is full of absolutely unhinged insane copes, kek.>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/:>>61146090
>>61150039i agree, why are people coping over physical bitcoins?
China cucked by the dutch.UN cucked by Trump on their plan to tax global shippingTrump about to get cucked by the court on tariffsChinese ships pass freely through Houthi territory to IsraelI can't tell who's jewing who anymore
>>61150053Shill your website properly. Why should I use it over its competitors?
>>61150053>https://alphapulse.orgi have no idea what to do with this
>>61150052is it all bullish tho
>>61150061>>61150070SHUT UP
>everyone is hyperaware of a stock market bubble>POTUS has no stomach for a trade war at the moment>Fed will definitely cutSo... buy stocks, again. Is that the situation?
>>61150053No-one cares about your stupid website dumbass
>>61150052lots of automotive companies are panicking because they have thousands of electrical components from nexperia and currently no alternatives
>>61150122I'm well aware, but I think what I'm trying to make (which isn't obvious by landing page) is valuable to a lot of people. imagine being able to button mash backtest like this on mobile while taking a bubble bath
>>61150122>>61150137
>>61150137>>61150145i literally have no idea what any of these lines and numbers mean. I think you need to shill this on a smarter website
>>61150061Competitors are QuantConnect and Quantopian, they both suck at UI basically. This is the IDE view on the develop page for example, AI interoperability built in. Sexy, modern. It doesn't "write a strategy using ChatGPT and some TV Chart", it aids in writing extension code in a tested framework that was written by hand and manually tested, so it's results should be real and not have hidden look-ahead bias type bugs or other AI shits. The AI eligible code is sandboxes basically to the users environment. It's not using AI as a brain but as an assistant. It can assist with running the Jupyter Notebooks too, choosing from a pre-defined tool-chain of viable next steps (regime correlation, SL/TP optimization, etc). There's also a research page which a half baked example of a Jupyter notebook GUI/UI thing. Basically though the idea is a newsfeed community with shared framework for discussing quant fin. I want it to be like HN but with a quant-fin focus.
>>61150168im just gonna have to explain it to you overtime, and ideally eventually you will give me $5/mo
I hope these frogposters hold their rockbags for 100 years.
>>61150178did you make these graphs?
>>61150183I woudn't get it ...for you
stocks.
>>61150208is that batman or something? you are turning me on so hard right now
eat your roommates food. be a man
>sources close to the family say bashar spends his time playing video games in his moscow luxury apartments and villa oustide the citywe're on the same servers bro
>>61150232Lose everything in a week. be a man
>>61150257Lose even more then you thought was possible and beg for your job back. Be a man
Pfizer is going to ZERO!
flip $3k into $300k. Be a man
Can TSLA hit 500 by EOY?
>>61150291How?
>>61150312grow some balls
>>61150101really handsome selfie there my friend, mind if I save it?
what's the play with the fall of russia? last go around was a real smörgåsbord
grow magic mushrooms, be a man
someone get me a date with julia koch
grow truckloads of lions mane. be a man
>>61150101until it breaks, yes
>>61150358>A smörgåsbord is a traditional Scandinavian buffet featuring a wide variety of hot and cold dishes, such as herring, salmon, meatballs, and various salads, breads, and cheeseslong fish n cheese?
>>61150378something like that
>>61150418crazy that ak-47s are legal everywhere
take some fentanyl, be a man
video of me giving a speechhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Pk8EmyK7kw
>>61150477>it's soooo hard to gamble with other peoples moneyshut up nerd, be a man
>>61150482Unless you can speak for 25minuts straight without a pause while being a high test badass like Jim Donovan (my spirit animal), I don't care what you say
I'm hoping a little bit pump again and I'm out
>>61150303Yes it "can" its not even that far from 500. Doesn't mean it will. The problem right now is trump makes a bad tweet and everything crashes
Invoking the spirits of evil for a Black Monday. Alternatively, worse than expected CPI numbers would be great.
RNR is the most retardedly undervalued company I have ever seenPE: 6$55B Assets$37B Liabilities$18B Equity0.61% DividendRevenue increase, Profits increase, beat last earnings EPS by 25%Am I missing something glaringly obvious or should I go balls deep at open?
>>61150564it's a reinsurer. if there's an earthquake or a bad storm that could turn the earnings into a massive loss, so a discount is warranted. practically the entire insurance sector trades at a low multiple, although this is cheap. it looks like an opportunity but there's catastrophe risk. also there's probably a cap to the upside because of the low growth. if you want a long term lower risk asset, it looks like a good idea. but why when there are stocks growing their earnings at double and triple digit rates in a bull market? it could underperform for a very long time. value stocks often get ignored until growth breaks down, see 2022 for an example of that, their only window of outperformance in decades. it's not that it's a bad investment, it's that there are so many better ones.
Just a little dippy on Monday, a juicy little dippy-boy.
>i walk outside and see strings of spider webs shimmer in the sunlight, streaks of migratory birds in the skywhat are they telling me?
He finally lost it. KEK
>>61150635Nah dippy is over. We pumpy now. 2 more rate cutes incoming. stocks will continue to climb as will silver/gold.
>>61150673silver and gold are overvalued while the rest of the commodity space is undervalued, on a relative and absolute basis.
Im betting on paypal going back to at least $150 this year
>>61150629Thank you Mrs anime strategist that was very concise and conclusive, what are your fave tickers?Two others on my watchlist are@DGXXGTLB
>>61150673>>61150682
>>61150687>>>61148112i own some mram also and some small positions in value stocks, mmm vale pbr ssl
>>61150462what exactly is stopping nigs from putting that in people's big macs?
A.A.'s "MAIN TAPROOT"October 19The principle that we shall find no enduring strength until we first admit complete defeat is the main taproot from which our whole Society has sprung and flowered.TWELVE STEPS AND TWELVE TRADITIONS, pp. 21-22Defeated, and knowing it, I arrived at the doors of A.A., alone and afraid of the unknown. A power outside of myself had picked me up off my bed, guided me to the phone book, then to the bus stop, and through the doors of Alcoholics Anonymous. Once inside A.A. I experienced a sense of being loved and accepted, something I had not felt since early childhood. May I never lose the sense of wonder I experienced on that first evening with A.A., the greatest event of my entire life.It's easy to forget my lowest low as time passes but I must remember. It's only after hitting rock bottom most times a trader can see the light and return to a path of profitability. I have experienced many rock bottoms in my life. Hopefully not any more. With the help from the experience strength and hope of my fellow traders, I feel loved and accepted even when the market causes me fear and greed.
>>61150732i like these posts a lot and i hope your recovery is successful. aa changed my dad's life and taught him a lot of lessons, made a very good man out of someone with a very troubled past.
>>61150682>overvaluedyou say that but theres no way to prove that. silver just hit ath from decades ago. how could that be overvalued? nah people throw that word out without any meaning these days.
How can your portfolio be in red when the chart literally went up for years without any sign of stopping?
>>61150762i don't have the charts handy but it takes more hours worked to buy an ounce of gold than ever, and the last two peaks on the chart were followed by sharp declines. also the precious metals/commodity ratio is higher than ever. smart people have done work on this. that's not proof but it's good evidence, and the bull case for gold is fantasies about institutional breakdown when in truth they are stronger than ever and consolidating more power.
>>61150754Thanks anon it is great to hear about your dad. It is a blessing everyday to know we and our loved ones are choosing life
>>61150777Its not about institutional breakdown it's about money printing which keeps increasing and makes your cash more and more worthless. Also in the 80s gold went from $150 to $850. If that happens again then this bull run is far from over
i eat gold
>>61150766retarded contrarianism or degenerate overleveraging
>>61150786he's been gone 6 years now. miss him. i'm getting sober this year though. had a couple relapses but doing really good.>>61150796>money printingya we're actually 3 years into a qt regime and interest rates are restrictive. i know they printed a lot and there's a lag effect but that's not happening either.
>>61150683What caused this previous surge? And then this downfall?
Anons, if I gave you 100k euros today, what would you invest in it?
>Its not about institutional breakdown it's about money printing which keeps increasing and makes your cash more and more worthlessthen it is about instutional breakdown because you're betting on them allowing you to scape their economic control over you life, which can only happen if there's an institutional breakdown.
>>61150823sorry it's a reply to this >>61150796
>>611508208x leveraged lean hogs LEAPS expiring in 2028.
>>61150820All in on TLT
>>61150832>TLTWhy? seems like rather meagre gains to be made from it. Unless you got a ton of options on it i guess but even then with only 2 rate cuts of 25 bps expected for rest of year its not likely to go very high.
Any of yours in here this week?
>>61150850No but I have done business with some of these companies in the past
>>61150817At least he doesn’t have to deal with a disappointment like you anymore.
>>61150039Long term, decades, when population starts to shrink and also age more, more boomers retire and die out and economic growth slows down, what effect could it have on equity prices?
>>61150817Sorry to hear about your dad. It hurts but it's much better knowing he was able to curb the diseaseYou can do it too anon. Just don't pick up that first drink, and get to some meetings. I go to 1 a day. It's my medicine I have to take, much better than a slow death to the disease of alcoholism.I'm at 114 days today. WAGMI
>>61150850Only COKE this week, looking forward to it.
>>61150850Tesla call prices are insane which means most people are betting on it going up
>>6115082030% gold30% silver the rest in stock gambling
>>61150838Anon isn’t that wise of the mark with TLT. If (when) the wheels fall off and the fed is busy cutting rates and printing money TLT could do a good 50%+ into the middle of 2026, while everything else goes to shit. It’s rounding out a bottom on the chart, but it might be a touch early, maybe one more little dip while the stock market has its blowoff top first.
>>6115082060% in an index fund,20% bonds,20% gold
>>61150896>If (when) the wheels fall off and the fed is busy cutting rates and printing money TLTyeah but covid only made it go up about 23%. What big wheels falling off could happen to make it go even further so fast? it just doesnt seem likely.
>NO TRADE WAR FOR THE MOMENT>EVEN 3 CUTS INCOMING>HIGH VOLATILITY/EXTREME FEAR MADE SOME STOCKS ON SALE INSTABUY>+EVERYONE AND THEIR MOM POSTING GOOD EARNINGSBULL TECH BROS, HERE WE GOOOOO
>>61150850Maybe I should grab some Nokia
>>61150927Ignore this chart at your own peril.
>>61150942WE HAVE STEAM FOR AT LEAST SOME MORE WEEKS/MONTHS
>>61150981Ignore this chart at your own peril.
>>61151000Its so humilating when you recognizw that you could have been for 20 years in the shit and piss ans made good gains but against money supply you gained nothing
>>61150981brother this is a new ageits only just beginning the ai economy will be 1000x the size of the currentpee ratios are utterly useless now exept for consumer discretionaries stocks >>61151000see above, nerd
>>61150850TECK bro reporting in
>>61151135>guy with ludicrously euphoric delusions makes fun of guy posting charts containing actual useful infotop signal
S__ A_T_AN
>at party last night>conversation turns to stocks>a friend, who knows nothing about stocks or the market, said she made $7k from quantum stocks from TikTok video suggestionsTop is in. Sell.
>>61150850Hasbro is going to get fucked
>>61150928Why
>>61151250Do you have Hasbro lore? Why are they going to get fucked?
>>61151135Global GDP is 50 times larger compared to 1965, but population hasnt even tripled.So that was 60 years of computer age plus a couple years of AI.So yeah people have no idea.
>have $8k extra this month>need a new laptop>current one has a cracked screen and is wrapped in duct tape to stay together>is also 8 years old>afraid to spend money though>will probably dca it all at the top instead
>he didn't buy up the shitcube supply in 2000s to use as AI training machines to generate nintendo games and bankrupt nintendongmi
I remain bullish on mcd
>>61151451>3 dollars for a pathetic cheeseburgerinsane they are still in business
>>61151458and the milkshake machine is always broken
>>61151451technically 2.50 for a double cheeseburger with the value menu bogostill beats every other competitor handedly, they also give me free foodeveryone here thinks I'm joking about going 100% all in on mcd, I might go up to 50% net worth on mcd
>>61151464They certainly are up there with airlines in using personalized pricing via the discounts on their app. Might be a big AI beneficiary if they can incorporate that into their price analysis.
>>61151287found my old (old) 5110 while cleaning the other week
>>61151578I'm pretty sure you can get the bogo without the app, I'm not exactly sure, I've been using it for like a year now so I don't even remember
>>61150039Do you retards see how you are all being manipulated by the elite? All is being revealed, just quicker and more in your face. Take all your money out now, because its going to be gone soon.
>>61150850Long RTX long INTC
On Robinhood is it normal that I have to wait a few days after selling so that those funds are back in my "buying power"? I don't remember this happening before but maybe I just wasn't paying close enough attention.
>>61151250Few times has a company deserved total economic annihilation like Hasbro does. Fingers crossed.
>>61151621for cash account yes, switch to margin if you want to trade again rite away (and suffer day trading rules)
>>61151578Business idea: higher prices the more you weigh given that fast food prices are clearly inelastic for fat people. Conversely, slimmer people get better offers.
>hyuge twitch drama>mmh I wonder if I can short twitch somehow>parent company: amazon>amazon has been sitting crabbing on my portfolio for way longer than it should have alreadyFUCK
>>61151700All that and more. Just got your paycheck? Here's a deal on the zogslop you love so you can give your money back.
>>61151690Thanks. Don't cash accounts still have day trading rules? It still seems to keep track of the 5 per rolling 5 trading days and warns me if I'm about to break it. Are there different rules with margin accounts?
Time for the pump tomorrow.
Where is the short VIX guy? Is he still short?
I got into the market recently and just this week I was up as much as 7% in just the last month or two. But now I'm down to 2%. Will my money come back or should I fucking sell everything?
>>61151224>she made $7k from quantum stockswhich ones, there is still time, I bet I can make some money
>>61151349>need a new laptopbuy a used one refurbished from your local trusted computer store.
>>61151946That's what I'd do, or get one on eBay. That's how I got this one. It's 8 years old but I only had it for 6.
Told you guys, but you cursed at me and called me a nigger.MSTR going parabolic on Monday confirmed.Look at BTC already gearing up for the moon landing. This is crazy shit! You guys thought it was over but you failed miserably and now you’ll probably try to time the market AGAIN and fail AGAIN lol.Do yourselves a favor, buy MSTR and just sit patiently. We’re all gonna make it…but you gotta trust in the process.
SLSwon
Do we get CPI on Friday or not because the government shutdown? I don't remember getting PPI last week
>>61150312Wouldn’t you like to know
Does an MBA boost your career even if it's a cheap piece of shit worth maybe 6000 bucks?I know I asked this already but I forgot to mention that there are regionally accredited online universities in america that provide an MBA for under 6k but is that good on your CV or does it make you look trashy?I already have a masters and bachelor's in stem from a top 100 university. But I don't want to pay money for an expensive degree. I've noticed that I'm getting rejected from manager roles so maybe I need the MBA to prove that I can do management.
>>61150818fools believing the covid growth rate will continue forever and other companies wouldnt get better at their digital checkouts/offerings. also they missed buy now pay later to a degree. now it looks like a deep value buy and dont look at for 5 years stock.
>>61150820100% AMD
>>61152020use your companies tuition reimbursement program to get an MBA from a good school it should be $5200 a year
line up tomorrow no?
>>61151965>BLS will publish the September 2025 Consumer Price Index (CPI) on Friday, October 24, 2025, at 8:30 A.M. Eastern Time. No other releases will be rescheduled or produced until the resumption of regular government services. This release allows the Social Security Administration to meet statutory deadlines necessary to ensure the accurate and timely payment of benefits.Longest shutdown so far was 35 days. Maybe they'll decide to reopen before Thanksgiving kek
>>61152020probably faster to just suck your boss's cock. I'd promote one of my employees if they gave me some good old fashion sloppy in the office
>>61152041Good schools with triple crown online MBAs are 10k for the degree.
>>61152080ok. i have an MBA and my company paid for it over a few years. its a little scary you cant figure this process out.
>>61150820Fundrise venture fund buy and hold for 10 years and cash out at a million when all those companies IPO and you hold pre IPO equity. It’s still early
In a fortnights time the prophecy will be proven, ignoring this warning at your peril
>>61151224how cucked do you have to be to listen in on a stock convo and then go tell your internet friends what a woman did with stocks. Like, why not tell us what you told them? No, you wanted to share the opinion of a tiktok girl to us. btw ceasefire is off.
1,189 days until total rockboomer death and total cryptonigger death
>The hardship in Pilsen and other communities has been largely hidden in the macroeconomic data, however. Consumer spending continues to outpace inflation. Household debt levels have risen but are manageable relative to Americans’ incomes. Broad measures like gross domestic product point to an economy that has slowed but remains fundamentally healthy, surprising many forecasters.>But that resilience increasingly rests on a relative handful of well-off households. Economists at the Federal Reserve Bank of Boston recently found that growth in consumer spending since 2022 “has been propelled by the highest-income consumers.”>“By contrast,” the researchers noted, “spending growth for low-income consumers has been much weaker.”>The divergence creates two sources of fragility, warned Dhiren Patki, an author of the Boston Fed study. With so much riding on high earners, the economy could suffer if stock prices fall or some other shock leads them to pare their spending. And lower-income households are already stressed financially, leaving them vulnerable if the labor market weakens further.>The bifurcated picture is a challenge for policymakers at the Federal Reserve. Strong consumer demand could keep pressure on prices while tariffs are fueling concerns about inflation. But if the central bank keeps interest rates high to fight inflation, cracks forming in the labor market could widen.>Nytimes.com>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiV8FYOEjdw
What needs to be done in order for beef to go down in a similar fashion?
>>61152233>>61152271maybe we will get some better headlines before market opens
I want to try out calls and INTC earnings is coming up. I think the stock will go up but with the IV is almost at all time highs so is this a bad idea? Won't the IV crush right after earnings?
>he boughted on monday>before the wednesday option reset>in the month with highest option volatility recorded>after the begining of a yield curve mean retracement>with gold at ATH>with snpoo p/e nearing 30
>>61150818>>61152037it was called ZIRP.
Oh fuck he fucking tweeted, we’re going to war with Colombia
henlo mister jeromeare you out here?
This was Friday>gold folio
>Trump administration agrees to deliver more student loan forgivenessWait what, I didn't vote for this
>>61151700In the US? You would have no customers. You know how fucking hard it is for me to find jeans with a 29 or 30 waist in the stores? I have to buy gently used ones online and save them like a hoarder.
>>61152271>2022 “has been propelled by the highest-income consumers.Not shocking considering how many tech bros and coders are making 100k+.
bros a kinda cute chick in my apartment complex said she would get drinks but she has mouth herpes. it's pretty much a lay up but I'm hesitant to engage
>>61152343>29 or 30 waist in the storeswhere do you shop? i find 30s all the time.
>>61152343I cant find pants. 28 waist is online only, 29 is rare, 30 is rare, 29/30 is impossible. forget 29/29 or 29/30. lard people are ruining clothes for us normal folk.
Where should I go for stock analysis in plain language rather than financial jargon mumbo jumbo? Is there such a website out there? Something that'll tell me the ratio of a stock's value vs the actual economic health of a company?Basically something I can outsource my due diligence to
>>61150820Crack
>>61152310Maybe a 35c has what looks like a hard ceiling around 40 would need a major announcement to break out. USA having 10% equity stake makes it a no brainer to have good guidance and go up long term
>>61152336How did you grow it and how long to reach 7 figs?
>>61151965what is the CPI right now?
>>61152500Tradingedge.club guy posts a lot of daily levels and options flow throughout the day. Can’t speak on the paid tier
>>61152500use a chatbot to explain the terms you're not familiar withlike all professions, finance uses jargon to quickly reference a necessary broader base of foundational knowledge
>>61152020>MBA to prove that I can do management.Not all related. Learn the diff between leadership, management, supervision, decions making, performance goals, performance metrics, and most of all psychology (use your current experiences (grade school, high school, college, friends, current and former coworkers)). The same shit people did when they were kids they do now.
>>61152310>I want to try out calls and INTC earnings is coming up.start paper trading and see how your approach works out. You need to understand what you expect and why, when to keep the position and when to close. If you don't know in advance you won't know when you are in the trade.
>>61150178Retard says 20 Trillion is coming into USA in the next 3 months. So these charts are obviously wrong.
>>61151250>>61151296Spiderman was a disaster
>>61152233a.) We're not your friendsb.) This is shoe shine tier. Normalfags talking about stock gains is never bullish
erm bitchud is recovering is this a sign of what to come to this week?
>>61151739I don't think so. You should be able to do trade when and how much you want with a cash account as long as you do so with settled funds.
>>61152336Minors getting pumped again Monday
>>61152369Just put waxy protection lip gloss on your mouth and hotdog
>>61152630doesn't seem worth it imo. imagine having kids with her and then your kids end up with it at some point kek
i just wanted a cool house in the 'urbs
>>61152598This was a shake off to liquidate retards on margin, trigger the stop losses of cowards and make fools panic sell. China deal will be done soon, peace in Ukraine by November 11, earnings are strong, 2 more rate cuts this year, gold has topped but will resume its rally late next year. We’re going to retard pump!
>>61150673Plunge Protection Team will not allows spy go below 660. It's impossible to lose money now if you stick with the indexes. Impossible. Like they are never going below this level again ever.
Fellow vibe traders, what we feelin for the next week? Personally, i feel a new low coming to long into earnings and November.
>>61150303These 0 chance they will let tesla report anything negative. Blowout earnings and a shitton of forward bullshit. Guaranteed.
>>61152369it is incurable. hell no
>>61150052everybody is jewing each other as they try to abuse and manipulate the liberal world order while adhering to realpolitik ideology. Shit's crazy.
>>61152762Tesla is pumped to the tits by Elon and he band of crooks. On a high volume day they won't be able to prop it up. This shit will dump 10% plus on earnings just like last time. I'm buying 10/24 puts mid Monday.
>>61152759I tried to trade by feel for years but my feelings was always wrong
>>61152534if it closes below 50dma is that bull or bear?
>>61152759I want a crash Monday so I can exit my short positions with minimum damage, but I feel like it will be a crab market this week
Can I get a QRD on the current market sentiment?
>>61152812It's gonna giga pump Monday and Tuesday at least.
I held SOXS over the weekend. Am I fucked come Monday?
>>61152853yes but double down wednesday or thursday and you might make it out alive
>>61152805Metrum using your brain instead of your heart. By the way. Instinct is when you synthesise both. You are clearly too retarded to be on that level hey. Stick to brain first.
>>61152851I have 6,000 cash to play with, what should I buy Monday at opening?
>>61152876if you go all in on SPY 0dte you will live and die a legend forever
>>61152876precious metals. and short tesla.
>>61152802Don't let your TDS make you broke.
>>61152907Well, he wasn't wrong
>>61152921these types of crashes are pretty common in crypto so calling it unbelievable is a stretch
>>61152853You're not supposed to hold bear ETFs due to beta slippage retardIf you want bearish directional exposure with leverage you short SOXL
>>61150875None. With constant currency devaluation larger entities will just buy the bags.
>>61152843pic related for Friday's closeI'd say it got better over the weekend so maybe Neutral
>>61152920What does this mean
>>61152759I don't get the negativitythe only real fud currently is the regional banking crisis and the FED has already made it clear that they're not going to let that happen and would interrupt QT immediately if it ever got realThe point being that the FED would pick inflation over a liquidity crisis any time, 2008 will never happen again
>>61152959What is driving market sentiment?
>>61152920Good lord thats a messy chart. The admin NEEDS the mags to look outstanding, accounting fraud will be encouraged.EPS consensus is .52, prediction markets have it in the .6's I'm thinking 1.21 so the retards on X will slobber something about gigawatts. Efficiency at scale, layoffs, blame China for something etc. TSLA 500+ at close.
>>61152991they measure it using several data points herehttps://edition.cnn.com/markets/fear-and-greed
>>61152907Is he the dumb one? I realize that's like asking which bag of shit stinks more, but one of them, wasn't he made fun of real hard in high school because he was just plain dumb?
>>61152709rates are about to collapsejust wait anon
NAKUUUUXTNTMistake?
>>61152946People also say you're not supposed to hold leveraged bull etf's because of decay or whatever, and those people are also wrong
>>61153007Is this 10% prediction on polymarket? I'd bet against it, heavy.
Risk isn't real. Diversification isn't real. Either a stock goes up or down. Chance isn't real. Everything is predetermined.
>>61153034holding long leveraged ETFs can work due to low vol in bull marketsthe opposite however is retarded, a single bear market rally or a simple candle wick can completely fuck you over
>>61153007>The biggest holder of US debt is hedgefunds base trading bonds with 100x leverage>basis spread widening is an immediate margin call>short futures will need to be covered>bonds will need to be sold>rates turbo dropping>implying
>>6115304210% what?rate cuts?odds?the odds for a rate hike or a pause are pretty much 0
>>61153066hedge funds that do mega leverage basis trades blow up all the timegood
>>61153028make sure to brag about your NAK gains so I remember to short the top again
DGXX - Cop or Drop?Next CIFR?
>>61153075I fully agree, but it is 100% definitely not bullish for bonds. They are the biggest bondholder by far. Something like 1.8T if I recall correctly.
>>61153085>1.8Tjesus christ kek
>>61150052ASML has a monopoly on the DUV, they are untouchable haha.
>>6115307010% forecasted increase in the number of homes sold yoy. Read the fucking thread.
Im going to put all my money into GLD, am i gonna make it bros?
>>61153106nevermind kekstill you shouldn't worry about that as long as rates go down
>>61152812>I want a crash MondayIts going to be tepid week. Maybe slow.
>>61153066>bonds will need to be sold>>rates turbo dropping>>implyingrates dropping means none of them need to sell though. theyll get relief with each cut.
>>61153163The rates dropping is irrelavant to the trade fren, the problem is the volatility of futures contracts (as well as the underlying of course) that widens the split. Imagine being short an option and the IV gets a +30%. Now imagine you do that with 100x leverage.
Bought a slew of 2026 spy calls on FridayIf this doesn’t hit I’ll lose the house, get divorced and have to become a catboy
>>61153163the basis trade is not a directional one, it's based on the spread
Any index fund investors here? Are you still buying every month? Most /r/economics and twitter posts suggest a very bearish sentiment and an imminent AI bubble burst. I’m still buying but I’d be lying if I said I weren’t nervous.
Any TAstrologist? Is the HIMS dip worth slurping?
>>61153215reddit and twitter have been calling for a bear market since the april liberation day nonsense
>>61153220
>>61153215I'm not an authority on the matter, but I've been going long SPY every time I sense market fear on social media and I'm up this year.
>>61153215>>61152316
>>61153220Not really. With ta you want to see it backrest supports and shit which it hasn't done it's just implulsed down. That said it could be up 20% tommorow, TA doesn't tell you where it's going. It just gives you a slight edge
>>61153178PPT will always push spy higher. im with you on the trade. might as well go all in.
So... are my stonks going to go up tomorrow? I don't want the world government margin calling me.
>>61153282futes will open in less than 15 minutes
>futa
OOOOOooooooooOoooooOoooooo
>futures
>>61153331how big is her cock?
>>61150850>DECKTime for that fucker to pump to $125+See their shoes everywhere and it’s fall/winter season which is when they rake in cash. Q3 gonna be good and Q4 even better.
>>61153215Yes, the bearish sentiment makes me bullish.
>futas
I sold on friday.I got sidelined again, didnt i?
>>61153464Why would you ever sell speculative assets for worthless trash cash?
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>>61153464thanks for the cheapies
>>61152709Home sales will surge because of bank auctions. The bubble here in keknada is finally popping, houses getting priced down 150-200k already.
why are you retards not buying everything?
>>61153215>Most /r/economics and twitter postsYou'd get better insight from gossip on the short bus
>>61152805If your feelings were always wrong but consistent you could have used them regardless. Just inverse yourself and enjoy the gains. I’d bet on a man who’s 100% wrong all the time over a man who’s 50% right some of the time.
>https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/RRPONTSYDAre we supposed to let the crypto idiots know there's a liquidity crisis and that they are currently buying bags as funds are dumping out, or are we just supposed to let them blow their life's savings in the spirit of fishing education?
>>6115349950 BEPIS50 BEPIS POINTS50 BEPIS POINTS CUTS!
>>61153600bitcoiners need rape correction
>>61153607Put the BEPIS in the bag and no one gets hurt. Thinkin of buyin some more BYD on monday.
>>61153626And I'm loading the boat on GAMB GRRR & MDAI my smiggas
TSLAbros... we're winning the culture war...
>>61153648I was going to make a snide comment about how this totally justifies Tesla having a 1000x market cap but in reality Tesla's market cap is only 29 times greater. Damn Mercedes looks like an even better short than Tesla lmao.
guess i should've bought on friday
>>61153648Damn, shitty mid-tier electric car on a fuckton of incentives to buy evs and subsidies oversold a higher-end brand from Europe that's not even popular in America. Maybe your company will start getting relevant outside of NASDAQ when it hits 1000x P/E.
>>61150039>/smg/ - precious metals shit talking editionFuck off >>61153383
>>61153683>trump abandons entire agenda to keep spy above 660>funds throw a trillion dollars on Friday at markets trying to dump to keep it above 660>in bubbleYes anon. Typically when you’re in a bubble, and a price floor on the stock market is set, you buy. If we can’t go down we can only go up
80's and 90's but for real are imminent.
If there is no actual serious dump until march, we have broken the certainty of the yield curve, and I think that is scarier than an actual dump.
>>61153731bulish>>61153733its what will happen and it will be bullish
>>61150820A new Porsche Cayenne.
Is Dave Ramsey right?I've heard 10% a year is more feasible than 12% for the sp500 for the last 100 years.Does the 100 dollars check out?Of course you will call me a loser, but you can invest in multiple ways. This is just one plan. Do $100 check out or do you need more?
>>61153770Remember he's talking about saving a bare minimum. You could put in more.
>>61153778Yes I know. But I think his number is flawed. 12% isn't realistic so 100 isn't enough. I think 150 dollars or more are needed to hit 1 million.
>>61153770how much will a million dollars buy in 40 years?
>>61153796A mansion in West Virginia for sure. That's not the point.
>>61153792Yeah, $200 per month at 10% annual growth would reach approximately the same $1.1 million target in 40 years.
>>61153546I habe no more mone :(
>>61153220It is in a very bullish trend on Weekly and consolidating in the cloud on Daily after a major retracement. This would be a good time to buy if you think this stock is going up. I think this is a gay company so wouldn't buy personally, but if I liked the company more the chart timing looks good to get in.
>SCHD is back to a 4.15% yield
>gdxu50% in from fri to thurmani am bad at making money
>>61151953nigger
>>61152512What do you mean it has a hard ceiling of 40?
>>611525292.9% officially
Is tomorrow going to be green? I still need to pull out 10k of stocks to pay for solar panels. I see it as diversifying out of a bubble to hedge against energy inflation
>>61153914It’s going to be green.Don’t worry.
>>61153516im so ready to buy even a shitty condopic related just went for c$625k, it has a pretty shitty layout but i really like the shitty layout for some stupid reason, makes it feel like a hideout
>>61153839hey beautiful. bet you'd look great in a similar outfit. takes courage to wear that though, confidence too. same with riskier assets, something else i'd like to see you in.
futures dropped back down crab
.90c on Germany market! Lets go to 2$!
>>61153935I doubt it spy rejected 667 again
crypto and futures just rugged. what happened?
>>61153938Shit, I’d live there
>>61154056Mother of all bubbles is popping and everyone is trying to take profits while running to the liquidity exit. Buckle up, the dollar is about to crush the fuck out of everything.
if you were to buy the open of SOXL and sell the daily top, you would average about 2.5% per day over the last 2 months. why havent you?
if you can time the daily top of anything, why arent you a trillionaire?
futures are improving every second sorry gay bears but this is a bulls world
>>61150039served on mass today.I tripped with the money collect basket.Never going back to that church ever again
>>61154056>>61154070>>61154126futures are gake and fay
>>61154093What a retarded post nobody knows where the tops are
I'm jacked inI'm jacked inI'm jacked inI'm jacked in
>3.9% Q3 gdp growth EUROSWITNESS US
ah.Colombia tariff rate announcement
>>61153796oy vehthats very antisemitic
>>61154218I love this version of drug war
>>61153796>how much will a million dollars buy in 40 years?after working and saving for 40 years you will the buying power of about 3fiddy
>>61154230include dividends reinvested the next time.
Everyone is talking about the debasement trade
>>61154301>Everyone is talking about the debasement tradeI got mine
>>61154301how is it debasement if the USD isnt getting weaker
>>61154328Thats the funny part Usd is dropping but every other currency is dropping value faster lol
>>61154336That's not funny at all. I don't remember where I buried my gold
hows the price of chocolate gold coins?
>>61154336Thats not how it works babe. You are conflating purchasing power and currency pairs i think. When people talk about the value of usd they mean the currency pairs, and its either strengthening or weakening, and there are hundreds of pairs. Dxy is a basket comparison, but there are others, and it is usually used as the measuring stick. But to say it is weakening but others are weakening more just does not make sense, its value is measured in relation to other currencies, not purchasing power or money supply.
>>61154347>hows the price of chocolate gold coins?the price of everything is going up. And Trump is browbeating JPow to lower interest rates again.
I hate schizoanon like you wouldn't believe
>old money has officially been put on Trump’s shit list
>>61152496>32" waist, gets called lard>feelsbadfuts going down, down to goblin town
>>61154420I find it hard to believe Berkshire/Buffett would be caught anywhere near antifa.
>>61153643Post shitfolio all of these are going down kek had multiple chances to lock in and never took them now you have unrealized losses stop getting smg into trash tickers and take your losses like a man
Cannot for the life of me make a spreadsheet that allocates share parcels. How do people format this shit so that it's readable or makes sense. I have nearly two hundred trades across 35 tickers and it's just fucked up. Some parcels need to be split and allocated specifically in a certain order for longterm capital gain reasons. How do people do this shit? I feel like I need some bespoke GUI for sorting and matching these transactions. Whats the magic formula? Block diagram or sheet wise what is the best way to structure a share sale tracker? I hate these stupid fucking formulas and functions. They're all so useless to me although I'm in apple numbers. Do I learn spreadsheeting or PANDAS or something?
well shit....hopefully my week can only get better from here, or else my portfolio is truly fucked
greenspan called the dotcom bubble in 1996they were right, from 1999 Q4 it started declining down until the bottom in 2001.. the market reverted back to levels never before seen since 1996 levels, greenspan was right all along!!
How do you "fund" a bunch of people standing outside for an hour with cardboard?
>>61154408Hands looking small, soft
>>61154504Nice pants faggot
lotto ticket play Keep it or sneed it?INTC 10/24 35c 10/31 40c
>>61154577>Greasy hairTwink/10
>>61154577I wish that bulge was on a woman
oh futures are back up again
the federal government should just all in 0dtes with the social security funding until the national debt is eliminated
>61154577>61154504>>61154408 point proven
>>61153839>SCHD hasnt gone up in 4 years LOL
>>61154651What are the broader implications of this
banking
>>61154666>You are of your father, the devil
Green Day confirmed for tomorrow.Buy MSTR while you still can. We won’t ever see these levels again!
>>61154666joking, I wasn't actually banking (it's Sunday evening!)I was baking>>61154712>>61154712>>61154712
