Henlo™ Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously: >>61150039
>>61154712>Blood red tomorrow Let's gooooooo
Buy MSTR and thank me later.
Tomorrow might be good
>>61154728Why not just buy $IBIT?
I have a feeling something bad will happen sometime soon that will make the great financial crisis look like a nothingburger in comparison.
>>61154728Buy niggers and thank me latert. Some white dude in 1860>>61154727
>>61154733God I hope so. Tired of making money slow, let's crash the shit and get back in at the bottom.
>>61154741Prices will not go down much on bad economic news, not even terrible economic news. People have been trained by almost two decades of QE to compulsively buy the dip. Anything bad enough to scare S&P500 fanatics into selling will be so bad you won't want to buy anything but gold and other precious metals.
>>61154733Same
>>61154722Reiterating INTC 10/24 35c 40c Free money simple as
Why post this weeks options, won't IV crush a nigga? Ain't it too late to hop on the train?
>>61154832Holding through earnings or no?
>>61154832>10/24 35c 40cI guess you'll have to iterate this for me again because I don't actually know what this means lol
jerome please
>>61154832No they havent.
If you're not buying the fuck out of the precious metals and precious metals accessories dip, then you're NGMI.
Is microeconomics useful to learn outside basic supply and demand and elasticity? A lot of it seems like an academic circlejerk.
bullish
>>61154832it's gonna dump or crab i'm almost certain of this, and most likely going to dump. it will pump an insane amount sometime in the next 3 months when they release more information about panther lake.>>61154870call options expiring the 24th for $35 and $40
>>61154734kek
All you had to do is short the VIX (You) Let the trannies in this thread convince you otherwiseLol lmao
hiwould you guys consider yourselves evil
>>61154928this sounds like a fake person with a fake name
>>61154964>they didn't sell naked calls on the vix
>>61154928based now send gold back to 2k
>>61155023lol not a chance
>>61154734Was I wrong?You can’t even admit it can you?You’re all so arrogant.Saylor gave us his word, he told us everything would be ok. What did you do? You mocked him. You cursed at him. You cursed at his mother. You acted foolishly but even after all that he forgave you. He forgave all of you because YOU are all his children. How can a parent be angry with their child? They can’t. They will teach their children the error of their ways so that they can learn to grow. I wish he was here with me, I wish I could feel his warm embrace. He’s a remarkable man.When MSTR touches 350 in a couple of weeks you might want to sell your shares if you have them but I will ask you to believe and have faith.With that faith and LOVE that 350 will touch 400.You just have to believe.You have to love…
>>61154969If I 1000x yes I would become decidedly evil
>>61154728NO Michael I'm tired of your games.
>>61155106It’s literally free money..How can you be so obtuse?
>>61154727Over the past 5 years the market has almost exclusively done the opposite of what /biz/ generally predicts.
>>61154964That's my move tomorrow
I want a crash so I can buy cheapiesBut I don't want a crash because my dad is at retirement age and for some reason bought a bunch of SPY like a month ago when he should be pulling out of stocks and moving to something stableI just know the market will crash, he'll panic sell, and then call me to complain about how he's poor but will refuse to let me pay his mortgage. Isn't one of the points of raising a successful son that you will be taken care of when you're old and make old man mistakes?
>>61155088MSTR going back to 350 is dependent on BTC recovering back to 120k/ATH range. only a matter of time but has could be a decent swing play with BTC holding steady 106-109k. this week will be interesting and next week we get the 25bips cut so market will probably rally end of month is my guess and continue near ATH. nothing ever happenswhats more likely to happen is saylor continues to dilute shareholders and DCA BTC and buy the dip and shares crab even if BTC recovers2 more weeks
>>61155155You are a coward.You were born a coward and you’ll die a coward.
>>61155155Isn't BTC supposed to be entering a bear cycle next year anyway? Unless institutional meddling changes things going forward.
Anyone tempted to go long oil and gas?
>>61155155You will be looking at ATH BTC and going "why is MSTR so low" because Michael played you for a bitch and diluted your shares because all he cares about is buying BTC and not the MSTR stock price.
>>61155161nice fake and gay currency you have there that can drop from 122k to 102k in 2 hours based off of a misrepresented tweet kekthe future of finance is losing 15% of your asset in a few hours and getting fully liquidated during that time if using leverage (many are)On August 9, 2025, the crypto market experienced a crash that wiped out an estimated $200 billion in total value, driven by President Trump's announcement of 100% tariffs on Chinese imports and other export controls. This event triggered the largest liquidation in crypto history, with over $19 billion in leveraged positions being wiped out as prices for major cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin and Ethereum fell sharply. Smaller altcoins were hit even harder, with some losing up to 80% of their value.total shitcoin death
>>61155243Good luck ‘owning’ that land of yours when muh gubmint steadily increases property taxes, in the end, you’ll never own land
>>61155258If you are a veteran and have 100% P&T, you can get all of your property taxes waived
>>61155258how much have you lost on your scamcoins in the last 2 weeks?
im pretty good at this game
>>61154945Thanks, I'm a supreme newfag>>61155195I have a few I'll be holding onto
on friday i was unironically contemplating suicide now my net worth is already at ATH again, proper bipolar times
a lot of green IDs, i will take that as a bullish signal
>>61155274positions for earnings this week?
anyone watching the KOSPI
is someone following the hype that started? it could be something bigger if what he says is true...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbf0gk52OqA
>>61154712Oil stocks are cheap, I bought a lot of them. Is anyone else doing the same?
>>61155195Portfolio is about 10% oil and gaz
>>61154832Literally nothing has changed about Intel other than some nigvidia cash that was promised. They will dump because earnings will be a reality check
>>61154928He didn't top bussyant for long enough so he complained. Scott is a bit of a size Queen you see
I need to have babymaking sex with a woman 15-20 years older than me. What should I be investing in?>hurrrr a 45 year old can't get pregn-NO!!If she has even a single egg left my hagmaxxing sperm with find and fertilize it. The hag will be held down and force fed pre-natals before and after each breeding session.
>>61155363I'm buying copper.
>>61154712>Alibaba cloud claims to slash nvidia gpu use by 82% with new pooling system>Microsoft leaders worried that meeting OpenAI's rapidly escalating compute demands could lead to overbuilding servers that might not generate a financial return, per the information>Federal banking regulators are reportedly preparing to propose a plan that would reduce the community bank leverage ratio from the current 9% to 8%, which is the lowest amount allowed by law per PYMNTSBros, we are so FUCKED next year aren't we?
Im not against bitcoin or crypto, ive traded some crypto in the pastBut what if we go in a recession, people dont finds jobs that easily, inflation keeps squeezing the average goyim. Will people still go on the internet and spend what little they have to gamble on some coins?
>>61155404Chad
When does the market start reacting to the goyvernment shutdown? After the record is broken?
news?
>>61154832Unrealised>ClapGains>ClapAre not>ClapGains>Clap
>>61155496Nothing lol
>>61155411retail isn't driving btc price movement
>>61155466It already has if you bought precious metals and precious metal accessories.
What are your expectations for today?EU premarket seems to be bullish for today.>>61155195I've heard that lowering oil prices are current anti Russia strategy to stop India and China from buying. Also Russian processing capabilities are being actively crippled by Ukrainian strikes leaving excess oil that they can't process.Short term it's uncertain at best and long term you have better options.
>>61155401Holy based
Pfizer is going to ZERO!
>>61155577>Short term it's uncertain at best and long term you have better options.Yeah, that's probably true.
>>61155401>having sex craze with a baby crazy hag who's body is screaming for pregnancyMh, never thought about it from that angle but holy fuck this might help birth rate even if it's just a generation of extremely autistic spergs.
>>61155597Is that the bitcoin guy?
Hope HIMS gets a lil pumpy pump yknow a lil sumn sumn.
Should start investing in VWCE or S&P500? For long-term investment.
Damn niggercoin could have had this pump a few days ago and not let 4 of my ibit calls die
>>61155611Don't care. Short PFE.
>>61155614ceo pumped on twitter then sold his shares you fucking cuck lol
Old screenshot from 2013.I forgot about BrotherJohnF's blog, silver for the people
>>61155629You should have bought MSTR instead.You’re gonna miss out. This pump can reach 400 by EOW.Get in while you can! She runs hot!
>>61155646lol meant this for pmg
The past 8 mondays have been green (maybe more, didn't bother to look further). Go look it up. It's getting stupid.
>>61155648I'm not buying a derivative instrument of a retarded fund of internet funny money Ibit at least is 1:1
>>61155654And many then panicked on tuesday lol
>>61155656You’ll be sorry you didn’t buy MSTR instead. Michael Saylor always says “the patient are initiated and only the initiated can sense the folly of the foolish”I hope you have a good Monday sir, I know I’ll be having a fantastic day as MSTR moonshots into the beautiful green sky.
I think copper will mog all other metals
>>61155675Forgot pic
>>61155605Instead of importing Indians and Nigerians japs should import me. I will single handedly fix their Christmas cake problem.
In many ways Michael Saylor is our father and we are his children, yearning for his warm embrace.
>>61155676>Double mains voltage on you, simultaneously halving current and wire gauge requirements Oops.No refunds.
>>61155686Impossible in the us
bang
>>61155696Oh really.
>>61155404I have Barrick Mining, they are in both gold and copper. It's a relatively safe bet but it has already gone up quite a bit.
switch to consumer staples or your portfolio will suffer
I wonder how teamviewer baggies are coping
@kodk nigger, trying to buy tons of 5$ dec puts, so this is a bottom signal warning
This poompa is absolutely pathetic.
>Futes?
>Trump said he'll meet Xi!!!!!Trump met, even invited Putin and nothing happened. Xi obviously has more leverage over Trump. What is this retarded market expecting? also>$COIN - COINBASE: USERS UNABLE TO ACCESS COINBASE DUE TO AN AWS OUTAGEIt's OVER for AMAZON
>>61155822robinhood is down too
>>61155822>decentralized currencies are centralizedWHAT
Short the vix
>>61155822>$COIN - COINBASE: USERS UNABLE>>61155825>robinhood is down toolol
>>61155401Just buy Euro stocks. Avoid construction companies and real estate stocks and you should be fine.Buy your inditex, air liquide, Linde, Delhaize, Siemmens some euro bank etf and SAP and you should be fine regardless. Europe is heavily undervalued and the US is extremelly overpriced
the more I want to short Tesla the more it pumpsthey have no worthwhile product, their R&D is a huge meme and yet Tesla's capitalization is through the roof
>>61155825Drama Queen- the app works fine. The website is giving a 503. Calm your tits.
>>61155865Erm…uh….hmmmWhen you buy ‘Tesla’ stock you are buying:Tesla Motorsbut also indirectly:Space XStar LinkTesla ElectricTesla PhoneMacrohard…whatever else that MoFo is brewing up
>>61155825>>61155872Ok, I kneel. The app is wigging out too.
Any WHEELChads here?HIMS looks interesting this week. A +12% rise last week from new drugs only to crash the same due to CEO selling his shares which is stupid. Made a nice profit out of PINS when I was assigned near perfectly at 30.5 and sold it at 32. Thinking I should just go back to it.Also tempted to sell a put RDDT because of those high premiums even though I think it's stupidly overpriced and doesn't make much sense. Wondering if it's worth breaking the #1 rule of selling puts on stocks you want to own.
>BYNDTHE ROCKET HAS LEFT THE ATMOSPHEREI REPEAT THE ROCKET HAS LEFT THE ATMOSPHERE
>ctr+f BYNDYou realize, BYND is the next big thing, right?
>Amazon Web Services suffered widespread disruption that affected services on other platforms, with Snapchat, Roblox and Verizon among those experiencing issues, according to Downdetector. Even ROBLOX. Would SOMEBODY think of the child predators? SOMEBODY?
>>61155930>>61155933How high do you think it will go?
>>61155930>>61155933Anyone shorting this on market open
robinhood is down I repeat ROBINHOOD IS DOWN
I am out of the loop. Why the fuck would you guys buy BYND? Hasn't vegan meat hype been dead since like 2021?
>>61155950I think Epic Games is down too, I can't log in. It's over. But there's also the high chance (easily +50%) I forgot my password. But I also didn't log off, so why do I have to log in?
BBBYQ chad here we go
What happened SLS sissies?
>>61155964i am new here but...to make money?
>>61155964yeah, but there still is a market for it.But no one cares about the company it's just shorts getting squeezed hard.
>>61155983I am shorting this to make money
>>61154732I boughted CAN
