Going Down Edition™>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious: >>61168623
all in gme
Calls on Texas instrumentsPuts on Intel
If I had bought the globohomo tranny basedboy fake meats after naked shorting the VIX last week, I would have 1.2 million dollars. How do I cope with this>Drinking my balls off right now
>>61171196Double your money on TMF then check back for my next tip after I buy into what I want (you will not be allowed to get into that ticker before me, sorry).
>>61171193no cap, Intel is notorious for fucking up earnings
>Heres a chud article for yaIt's OverThe Demise of AmericaBY: DON DURRETTWe are close enough now for me to spill the beans. What’s over? America. The USA. We are now months away from when most of you begin to figure that out. I figured it out a long time ago and have been waiting for the outcome.This is not something I am happy about. I grew up in California in the 1960s when America was the envy of the world. I felt special being an American, and especially a Californian. Where was it better? Probably nowhere in the world. We had it all: the best weather, the most beautiful state, a strong economy, a good education system, the most beautiful girls, everything. It was the best place to live in the world.https://open.substack.com/pub/dondurrett/p/its-over?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web
I have to accept what I've done. I can only sleep now and wake up bright and early for premarket which is like 4 or 5am for me on the west coast. Hopefully I wake up to green and can move to shorting SPY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2rNrFyc4p8
What's trending more for sort-term gains, AI or Crypto?t. fuck both but I need money
NFLX dip retraced
>>61171233AI is trending for short-term gainsCrypto is trending for short-term losses
>NFLX P/E of 52Oh fuck off, this is insane
on the drive home today this track came on and it reminded me of the stock markethttps://youtu.be/Jy74BBoMwZQ
>>61171212Grim. I always knew it was coming. Something hasn't felt right this year. Hopefully I can get laid soon.
>>61171212>no mention of critical mineral and energy shortages over the next 5-10 years
>>61171253>NFLX still at the lows>TSLA down tooso wtf did they pump to get the nasdaq futures back up here
>>61171261Who the fuck knows.I don't trust these futures. I think they are fake and gay (they are).
>>61171259Just go to rubmaps (search yandex) for 50-100$ fucky fucky anon.
>>61171261BYND
BYND at $4.91 in the overnight market right now
>>61171277>tfw sold too early
>>61171261Netflix was fake pumped by msm blasting how good their earnings would be while everyone was hating on them. Now it will steadily drop because their next earnings will be shit.
>>61171277>overnight marketWhere the fuck are you seeing this? Even Robinhood's shitty meme-market isn't open at 12:30am for most things.
>>61171306Yahoo! finance and you can see it if you have Schwab.
>>61171212>16 nuclear subs armed with 180 tomahawk missiles teleport behind youkek nothing personnel kid, it's just that Americans are the good guys of history
I saw lots of YYAI shilling and it looks right now quite tasty.
>>61171306I take it you're new to the sleepless nights of stock regrets. Yahoo finance shows overnight.
what is the differenc between the one on /bant/ and this smg?
I will not ape into BYNDGod help me...
Added six grand of HGRAF and got a coworker on board because I want to bone her and her daughter who just turned 18. Reference porn star Ann Joy.
>>61171330Imagine being on or using bant unironically
>>61171330/bant/ was made when /biz/ required email accounts to post. No one with a right mind would share their email with /biz/jannies, so everyone left. I stayed there for a long, long time out of spite before eventually moving back. There's just no new blood there and its inactive.
Futures be like:
>>61171330for a brief moment of time smg was good and had flags when we all fled biz email sign up. But we're back on track of every smg being worse than the last and nothing but hollow shadows of a grand empire fallen echo in the halls of our once raucous pubhouse bant smg.
Why do baggoids treat hindsight as prophecy?So it ran up to $5If you sold early but made a profit you should be happy that you're not holding generational bags like the future bynd general posters will. If you "missed" it who cares, literally every fucking night some random shitstock runs up %200 in overnight and premarket, why aren't you crying about those?100% gain is nothing people make that in seconds on spy option gambles (and lose it)Buy shit when it's undervalued not at the fucking top you losers. Why in the fuck aren't you buying ibit calls if you care so much about quick profit?It's inevitable that it will run up to 112k again, nearly free money if you time it well and give it time to run. Buy tqqq calls under 100, sell over 105Etc etc
>>61171330the greatest and worst thing about /bant/ was that anything goes, so in the end there was no recourse for dealing with attention whores and everyone left
My Kadena is babena
i'm theorycrafting something. how high would the stock price have to go before BYND could set up an entirely new, profitable line of business? does the CEO have the vision to execute a big expansion of his business?unlike GME, BYND has something that can actually grow: america's one and only nationally-recognized vegetarian food brandthere's actually a universe where the ape army evolves into a private equity firm and turns this business around
Crowdstrike is basically the US' version of GRRR, isn't it?
>>61171365Literally nobody wants goylent meats. This is why the stock went from 120 to .60This pump is tranny copeTranny cope I could have 4x-20x my money onFundamentally a bankrupt brandBut that doesn't change stock memers
>>61171365Yes BYND nft's I see the vision
i am here once again to remind you to buy intel before earnings
>>61171380maybe gamestop will buyout bynd at the top
>>61171383diamond handing cricket meat
>>61171365
>>61171392diamond hand this johnson you fruity homoLMAO
>>61171379>>61171380>>61171399so delete the goyslop and pivot the brand to high-quality vegetarian food that people actually want to eat. use the brand and retail distribution network for a dramatically different kind of product, tap into the equity to pay for it all after reddit pushes BYND to $100GME was a video game store in the mall, it didn't have anything to pivot to. BYND *could be* different
>>61171379>chud seethingBullish signal
>>61170627Please don't post that screenshot, I know the guy who made it, he failed
>>61171409I'm only seething because I didn't buy tens of thousands of shares sub 1$
>>61171352casual 160 billion midnight pump
>>61171404gme's going to be like Berkshire Hathaway bro, that's why they trimmed stores and rolled out digital trading card packs with psa cards and are going to make a million zillion dollars. Beyond meat should do charcuterie board nfts
Futures going down.Nice try Gaystreet. Time to come back to reality.
>le doompMeanwhile in the real world
>>61171427I'm going to start styling my hair like this. I already have the katana I just need the robot arm.
>>61171413Damn...how does it feel seeing the gme general still alive?
>>61171365>Does the CEO have the vision to execute a big expansion of his business?They could go into vegan chicken nuggets, throwing baby chicks into a grinder is demonic.>and turns this business aroundBYND is mostly dying as a company, if you want the future of non-meat protein look into shit like solein, overprocessed garbage and soi products have no future. >https://www.solein.com/what-is-solein>>61171404Actually good idea, but keep the patties (maybe only in bulk) so restaurants can use them in bulk for their vegan burgers.
Good morning Got kicked out of six figure hell
Bros, is it just me or is it that the ENTIRE internet has been fucked lately?I don't mean that AWS shitshow, I mean other things like browsers such as Firefox, Chrome, Edge, etc feel fucked up for the last few days. This might be a very ominous bearish signal right now to sell off all tech stocks.
>ChatGPT Atlas>Webbrowserbasically another free product? So only monetized by ads? lol
Watching the absolute trainwreck of Twitchcon happening in the middle of the epic AWS outage has to be the cherry on top of the shit sundae. From stealing vtuber gifts, knives handed out a block away, sexual assaults, confiscating diabetic kits from streamers, etc. it just doesn't end. Even the pro twitch shill retards are pissed and turning against the company now.Seriously even the fucking boomer CEO got caught with a 20 year old girl...despite already being married and having his own kids. I can see AMZN mooning when they finally drop Twitch for good.
>>61171545Google is so fucked it is unreal.Wall street boomers CANNOT fathom that people don't LIKE using google, they use it because there is nothing else. Everyone uses Chatgpt for their questions now.
Is there a reason to contribute to 401k/ira if I don't plan to live to 60?
>>61171554I don't use AIs because they are semonic machines and harbringer of the Antichrist.
>>61171575demonic*
>>61171575You abrahamic fuckers have already completely ruined the nationalist movement, please don't ruin /smg/ as well
>>61171527convert it to dollars and problem solved
>>61171582We are so back
>>61171580I'll pray for you.
>>61171599Pic related>>61171587Everytime you flip flop you need to post "it is so over" or "we are so back" without end.
>>61171604You gotta read it like the bible
NASDAQ BROS WE ARE GOING DOOOOWN MAYDAY MAYDAY
When are those shorts on bynd that people are trying to squeeze expiring?I assume this is where it tops I know nothing about stocks btw. If I am wrong where is the top then?
BYND AT $5IWASWRONG>I WAS WRONGIWASWRONG>IWASWRONGTHIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT THIS SHIT BETTER DUMP TOMORROW I HATE BEING WRONG
>>61171623It'll probably keep running all week, then dump by next monday and bleed out over time. That's how these things usually go.
>>61171212>Fell for it again award.You have to be a literal drooling retard believe the cool conservative technocrats in Beijing want a post-Soviet collapse on a global scale that would accompany the demise of the American Empire. China is reaching Western parity with zero foreign wars or entanglements while the Americans handle jedi-mind-tricking, meme buxing, and occasionally shooting at thirdies to keep the resources flowing. Japan destroyed itself and was subjugated doing the same. China remembers this.I can't tell you what ticker to buy but I can promise you this: It will be America who WILLINGLY pushes more global responsibility on an unwilling China, not the other way around.
>>61171620There's always new shorts, like Shkreli or /smg/
>>61171631SIGAmarines caused Shkreli to have a mental breakdown on stream fresh out of prison.Don't fuck with /smg/We will suck your dick
>>61171620crucial points are $82.43, $147.69 and $225.46top maybe $643-$679my simulation told me to exit maybe $20 early before these points
>>61171645>crucial points are $82.43, $147.69 and $225.46>top maybe $643-$679>my simulation told me to exit maybe $20 early before these points>source: my ass
>>61171656martin, is that you?
>+15%
Why the fuck is it green
>>61171680Barely hanging on because of the UK announcement: inflation cooler than expected.
>>61171692>Inflation coolerLmao what prices are these niggers looking at
180k share bid @5.44
>>61171716now 303k
BYND to 30 dollars, thank you mr Shkreli.
>>61171733>>61171722>>61171716Kek baggies Although I haven't seen bynd on the news yet so its still kinda early
>>61171680You remember in the Witcher game how the emporer guy has to end his invasion not because of the Witcher but because he gets muscled out of it by the traders and businessmen back in yolfgard or whatever?That's what happened to trump last Friday, in exchange for the crash being cancelled. magically, more than a trillion dollars showed up from out of nowhere to buy at a set price that day and trump abandoned his #1 policy goal of the last decade.
>>61171733That retard really thinks were trading BYND because we believe in the company.
GM. This does not mean "good morning".>>61171199Weird that Ford is on this, but not Porsche. Day of Reckoning is the 24th. We are going to get rich, or get rekt.
>>61171804He said on shitter that he went short because of the gross margins, he had to be trolling.
BYND bros....
>>61171817Fuck this. Everytime I post a negative meme it shoots up another 10% afterhours.Making me look dumb.
Who the fuck is trading overnight...? Is it literally (((they)))?
>>61171832Its the aliens on the Atlas comet.They're swinging within range of Earth just to fuck with overnight trading.
>>61171832its me, i bought
$40 calls are up
>>61171283I sold early, I don't care I'm in a good mood. I have seen this game many times and it's just easier to relax. Sell, make profit. Wait for the next dumb thing Reddit tries to pull off. You guys remember when they were trying to do opendoor. Was under a dollar. Then they pumped it to 5. Came back down. We will get more pumps in the future.
complete fucking retard heredecided to try making babby's first option yesterday after buying 1000 shares BYND rawdid I do it correctly?
bullish on high libido hag pussy
>>61171869You are OTM at the moment. If the overnight level holds you will be OK. Be sure to sell before expiration.
Beyond Good and (((evil)))>damn, why dies my internet or ip keep resetting?
>>61171922>damn, why dies my internet or ip keep resetting?That's beyond you
>>61171459I find them pathethic desu, the squeeze already came and went. Really sucks how many opportunities I've missed out on.
Anyone fw Listerine Royalty shares?
>>61171870Based, /smg/ is finally embracing the hagmaxxing movement
>>61171880good goodIs it a reasonable strategy to keep reinvesting the money gained from selling call options into more call options until I think we're near the top then using that money (or some of it) to make put options to cover my 1000 shares?
Does anyone have an opinion on https://www.hellofresh.de/Seems like it's priced as if it's going to fail. I know it's a competitive market, but still.
>>61171978Expensive, but good products and good service. Tried it a couple of times myself. But I don't really see a lot of potential in the stock.
>>61171978I would suggest never investing in meal delivery companies. You could take the other side of the trade and become a customer and get food below their cost while they fruitlessly try to gain scale and profitability
>>61171769They mentioned it on Bloomberg, but most outlets still attribute the pump to their Wal-Mart deal.
>>61171987Is the food itself actually good? Their yt ads are fucking obnoxious, but good on them if the meals aren’t garbage
>>61172011The food's fine. I liked Factor's food better personally but am currently not using either anymore and have 100 lbs of MREs instead
>BYND openend 5.13 at premarketGOD FUCKING DAMNIT I WANT IN BUT CAN'T BUY ON PREMARKET AAAAA
i am a cowboy, looking for anything fake meat
Why did I chicken out of my IREN puts ffs. REEEE.
>>61172028What kind of shit brokers you people use?
>>61172028Robinhood, Trading212, IBKR - all allow you to buy pre / after market...
>>61172011I sniped a couple of subscriptions when they had special deals. The food itself was pretty fresh, planned with tasty and fulfilling meals. However, I struggle to believe that there is an actual target audience for this. You must really hate life if you subject yourself to "ordering meals"
After OFFICIALLY FOMOING in >>61167663. I'm now gonna OFFICALLY short it.
>>61172043My girlfriend gets them sometimes so she doesn't have to think about what to buy when food shopping - she only gets them on offer though, not full price. Suspect many people are the same.
>>61172041>Robinhoodif you want to be a forced bagholder at the top I suppose
>>61172052I didn't fomo at $2, so I'm not gonna fomo now. But good luck.
>>61172028Lose my investment speed run any%
What price does Shkreli get liquidated at?
>>61172063he trolled as always he bought shares and shorted them to secure potential downside
BYND going haywire
Have you considered investing in manly Greek construction services? (ticker: AVAX)
Guys, would it be safe to invest in bond etfs now? For example, USHY (iShares Broad USD High Yield Corporate Bond)? If there's a crash due to the AI bubble bursting, would this type of etf do well?Also, how about stuff like JEPI and covered call etfs? How bad would it be to invest in them now? I have some savings and I'll need some extra income soon, but I'm afraid of buying the top and then lose too much if/when there's a crash due to the tariffs or the ai bubble bursting.
DOW bros... DOW.Reporting earnings tomorrow, still paying big dividend. Is it time NOW? WILL DOW BEAT EARNINGS AT LEAST?
>>61172107Chemicals, and specialty chemicals are always needed. Used to buy from Dow for my former company. Will be stable atleast.
>>61172096>Investing in the Greek stockmarketSeconds-before-top signal
WSB full of people kvetching about buying IREN and other such stocks at the top, as well as gold / silver at the short term top.Lol, lmao.
>>61172063he is trolling his viewers. he isnt shorting.
i just need approximately 1266,67%
Could anyone explain how this BYND squeeze started? Completely missed this the last couple days.
>>61172011It's pretty wholesome desuI thought it was all lab grown meat but it's just pea protein and natural colorings. I wouldn't have known that without this pump so the brand is getting good publicity now I imagine.
Porsche stock chart is so weird. Keeps pumping to 43-44€ tops, but then gets all sickly and digs back down to ~41€. This shit aint holding up. Friday earnings Q3. Prepare accordingly.
>>61172143Arguably undervalued stock, over-shorted and new deal announced with Walmart.
>>61172143They had a cash injection in return for share dilution, think they were on the verge of going under before that. Highly shorted company. Plebbit got on board.
>Gold prices dump 8% in 2 daysI can't believe institutions thought that SomethingWouldHappen.Too early, junior.
>>61172155>>61172167Unbelievable that "people" actually buy that garbage. Riddled with carcinogens, with little to no nutritional value. This is the "lab grown meat" we were warning about
BYND at 6.54 wtf
Can someone explain how it can keep pumping if the market is closed? Also i am scared as fuck, i never had this much money at risk. Do you think it will still go up next week?
>>61172189Believe it or not, your country is not the only one with a stock exchange. Trading happens 24/7 all over the world.
>>61172189please refer to my ai simulation of how this will play out here >>61171645
>>61172189It's called out of hours trading sweetie.
>>61172189>What is pre-market>what are afterhours>what are 24 hour markets>Is the world a globe?>Does the world have timezones>"this is bullshit!"
>>61172209That's who you are trading against, by the way.
>>61172209i didn't say this is bullshit, i literally asked "can someone explain" because i am new to this. And people explained, so thanks.
im up on the stupid fake meat
>>61172189You need to stop putting so much money at risk on a short term speculative bump desu.
>>61172189If I had a position in this I would sell half as soon as possible to lock in some profits and set a hard stop at break even on the other half
TRUE TOLERANCEOctober 22Finally, we begin to see that all people, including ourselves, are to some extent emotionally ill as well as frequently wrong, and then we approach true tolerance and see what real love for our fellows actually means.TWELVE STEPS AND TWELVE TRADITIONS, p. 92The thought occurred to me that all people are emotionally ill to some extent. How could we not be? Who among us is spiritually perfect? Who among us is physically perfect? How could any of us be emotionally perfect? Therefore, what else are we to do but bear with one another and treat each other as we would be treated in similar circumstances? That is what love really is.Be considerate of the people around you anon. It is likely the case that everybody has something going on with them that they are or need to work on. The same it is with me, I have to keep my own house in order. Every trader should treat other traders as he would want to be treated.
I’m not having fun anymore
>6,58KEK
>>61172178I thought that but it's literally just pea protein, not cell cultured meat. Check their website. I'd rather have a real burger but it's really not that bad. They should work on their image a bit. Cheese strings here in the UK had the same problem. Everyone thought their product was chemicals and shit but they made ads showing that it's literally just cheese that's been kneaded. Now they sell loads, are in every kids lunchbox etc.
I'm going to be grouch posting today because I missed out on BYND >>61172214Just a heads up
Your thought on big )players( Blackstone (BX) reporting earnings tomorrow? Back to the 180 or staggering? It should be a good quarter for private funds right?
>>61172232Thank you desu. It reminds me to do my morning sobriety meditation
>I didn't buy the fake meat at 2USD.Oh well.
>>61172251the f91w killed me
>>61172223Explain the advantages of this over a protective put
Another green day for TMFFuck you BYNDers making me look bad. I'm just trying to invest like an honest merchant.
swan bros eating good this week
>>61171277what the hell is this slop and why is it going up? i thought all these companies were on the brink of bankruptcy
>>61172276just buy dude shits going to double or triple digits
Is it over for gold?
>>61172172b-but what about all the china buying?
>>61172235People who consume this should be shot in the head. God never intended us to make "meat" out of things that are not "meat".
>BYND 8.86
>IREN dumping in pre I hope nobody here got tricked by that retard telling you to buy the dip yesterday.
>>61172268You leave them alone. They're my internet friends. If they wanna yolo into a fucking fucked up pyramid scheme whereas some stupid hedgefund got to cocky and might need a bailout from the American people. So be it. I mean this could tank the entire US Stock Market and it might be funny. Also, it might make us angry. We just don't know.
>troon "meat"whats with this absolutely insane chart
>>61172291I was already holding a bag. It's now even heavier. I will never learn.
>>61172241This guy must be so grumpy rn
okay guys, I admit it. I'm usually not one to buy fake hyped up reddit stocks like BYND, but if I had acted up on it last monday when I heard about it I would have made nice moneyI need to gamble more
>>61172296Reddit short squeeze/meme stock mania.Nobody knows what will happen. Could crash on open, could go to insane levels. I'm just gonna seethe in the corner.>>61172295>check truth social and X (formerly twitter)>new tweet from Donald>"I AM BAILING MYSELF OUT">turns out he decided to short BYND at $3
>>61172234>8,555
im gonna eat a huge loss on open on rare earth. rip me
>>61172289Thats a pretty decent premarket number. I already sold but heck yeah keep pumping it.
>>61172306you can comfort yourself with the knowledge that your thing will still be up or at worst crabbing while this thing will create a generation of bagholders
>>61172306My siedes would be lost at that point. He will blame the democrats somehow.
>>61172304Yeah same, saw it at 2 dolla lol.Question is - will you buy it now? For me - no.
>>61172315>pretty decent
>>61172322Why not?
>>61172322>will you buy it now?of course not, and I won't regret it even if it keeps pumping a little. It's been going up for 3 days now, there's a lot more chances that buying now would be buying high than low
>>61172326Because I don't want to be left holding the bag.The company itself is dogshit and has never made a profit.
>>61172337That doesn't matter. This stock has gone meme level, same way how GME went in terms of crashing the shorts of citadel (who was also shorting this),
>>61172304I bought when it was 0.65, friday...my portfolio went from 9k$ to almost 69k now (bought some more yesterday). Hence the "i'm scared as fuck" i mentioned earlier. Yeah, i am new to this and don't know what i am doing and know it's literally a gamble.
>>61172340just put a sell order at a reasonable price and don't be too greedy. It's going to dump sooner or later, and you don't want to be still bagholding then
>>61172339If I ever see Citadel shorting Cracker-barrel or Red Lobster (when it relists), I'm gonna rally the entire financial community to screw them.
>>61172322FOMO into something that has 10x in a week? Hell no. That's how you end up a bagholder for life. Won't even be mad if it continues to pump, the risk is too high.
>>61172340you should be grateful with what you have before greed gets you wrecked but i know you wont anon
>>61172340>69kits a sign
>>61172324So right here, this is where people are going to attempt to sell calls. Nothing is there yet.
>>61172313You're not aloneI ate a huge loss yesterday on metals and I'm going to today as well
>>61172340TAKE SOME FUCKING PROFITTAKE 75% PROFIT NOW WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ANONYOU CAN STILL KEEP IN THE REST JUST TAKE SOME PROFITTAKE SOME PROFITHELLOHELLLO THOSE ARE INSANE RETURNS IF YOU ARE NEW HELLLOOOOO SAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>61172344>>61172347>>61172353i know but at the same time it feels like it will go even higher, i'll see
>>61172345>LobsterI'm in.
>>61172340You'll learn the hard way if you don't take profits along the way. Greed has destroyed far more men than you.
>>61172352im getting stopped so it will be realized.
>>61172340
>>61172355sell half at some point and then try to time the top with the rest
>>61172363
>>61172365my entry is unironically $0.63 and i am selling one share for every dollar gained
>>61172340Pull out at least 1.5x your initial at open
>>61172353He right. At the very least.... im going to be nice... sell 9k of it and get what you invested back.
>>61172365>>61172353>>61172355>>61172370TRUE BYND MARINES ARE NEVER SELLING
>>61172370its amazing how stupid some people here are
>me when I sell my BYND shares pre-market right as it craters
>>61172353im already at 7x profit. im in too deepI WANT ENOUGH MONEY TO HAVE SEEEEXXXX
How stupid is it to buy some random bynd calls during market open? It's the money i don't mind to lose in exchange for some dopamine rush
>>61172288Still waiting for the opposite product for the carnivore market. Chuck steak that tastes like a carrot, chicken into eggplant, that kind of thing.
>>61172360I have $50k of realized losses in the last 2 days on a $230k port
>>61172340Post portfolio or cap
Sell your BYND...rightfucking NOW!
>>61172391im closer to 50%. but yeah oof
>>61172385of course its a wannabe epstein predator
>>61172401nigga u just mad at fake meat because you think its oppressing you.
We're probably gonna reach a new ATH today on a retarded TSLA earningspump to 500
>>61172391F
I'm 5 grand in the hole shorting this fucking stupid plebbit stock
Post your best bears/pink-wojaks.We're gonna need them soon.
I bought 50 bynd shares at 2 dollars today ill sell for a nice profit.
>>61172407How many times will Musk mention AI?
>>61172407yep probably
>>61172416>>61172407Do you guys know there is a way to buy SpaceX and OpenAI shares right now (pre-ipo)?
How can the market be efficient if a company on the verge of bankruptcy has its stock go parabolic simply because a bunch of redditors saw the short interest and decided to bid up the price? How is it supposed to efficiently allocate capital when people keep messing with it like this? You can't make rational decisions when there are people just waiting to take the opposite position for no other reason than to fuck you over.
Is Alphabet a shitcoin or what is that?
>>61172395didn't screenshot at 69k and now it's back to 57k..also i find it disturbing how thousands of $ just come and go like that
>>61172421The market is efficient.People are not.People are corrupt, greedy, manipulative little shits (when it comes to the Market). All bets are off in the market because everyone agrees to the rules. Morals are off the table. Only survival of the fittest.Willing buyers.Willing sellers.And sometimes even fake buyers and sellers.
>>61172419I've seen it being tradeable on crypto-tradingplatform
>>61172428Take.Fucking.Profit.You can let the rest run, but you need to take a large chunk of profit now. You're causing me actual pain.Lock in $30k right now or I will screenshot your posts for eternal shame.
>>61172411Why would you do that after the whole GME debacle?
>>61172428Lmao
>>61172421>You can't make rational decisions when there are people just waiting to take the opposite position for no other reason than to fuck you overjust dont fuck with small caps stocks they are easily manipulated. You're never going to see this happen with a s&p company
>>61172430I mean owning the actual shares.There is a forbidden technique.I will display this OneSecretTrick after TMF hits $80, because that's when I'm buying those.
>>61171212These overarching boomer doomer collapse of everything screeds are the financial equivalent of crackpot physics schizos.
>>61172435Bet against reddit? Probably spite in hindsight
>>61172428Make sure you sell and buy a car or something. Chances are you'll lose all of that profit because youre a retard who thought going all in on bynd was a good idea
I got filtered out by october and orange clown. My hands are weak.
>>61172442The ironic thing is that stuff will start to crack and come apart in a decade or two, but only after the boomers are all dead, lmao.
>>61172433very tempting...but what if it goes to 15 ?>>61172445but i do think that, and i am a retard..also i wanna buy an apartment that's why i am so greedy
Guys, is it safe to invest in a corporate bond etf now? For example, USHY? In the long term, would it be a safe choice for someone looking for extra income? Hiw would it behave if there's a crash caused by tariffs or by the ai bubble bursting?
>>61172428>also i find it disturbing how thousands of $ just come and go like thatthat's because you are overtrading like a mutant spastic and electrocharged chimp. Also, yeah get out and take that real money from that chimp app.
>sold my bynd $2 calls for 2k profit yesterdayforgive me anons. i have weak hands.
Applicable to Gold and BYND (soon to be bagholders)
>>61172456i hate that i agree with you guys and yet i still wanna hold
>>61172454Yes totally safe, go all in. This is financial advice.
>>61172462Its low volume pumping right now i wouldn't be surprised if at open it goes down to $5
>>61172459I've put in only money that I literally wouldn't care about losing because it's the amount of money I'd spend on stupid shit, and amount way less than I spent on stupid shit before.
>>61172462Consider this - institutional and hedge fund pro-traders use between 0.25-2.00% of their entire stack on each trade. Some of them think that the 2% guys are insane. That money is firm, either mental or hard stops. When those limits are reached, they are fucking gone, no questions. They also have profit targets. Repeat. Are you 1000% better than them?
>>61172474Yes but anon, with that kind of money you can make MORE money. The percentages anon. The snowball effect. That's why money is so important in the market.Not to lock in profits, but to make MORE in OTHER things. You need CAPITAL.When I make a 3% move in the market, that might seem like nothing to some people. To me? That's like what...$6k in a day?It makes a difference. FAST.
>>61172479i don't even know what you just said so i am probably not better than them, no
>>61172479Nobody in our price level should be that diversified. There's no point then, they should just buy VOO and be done with it.I'm not pro-risk, but even Buffet said that concentration builds wealth, diversification preserves it.
>>61172450>very tempting...but what if it goes to 15 ?And what if it goes to fucking 2$? Gambling is the right decision until it is not. You have already fucking 4x'd your entire portfolio and you want more?Do you think being punished by greed is not something that can happen to you?Sell half you absolute sperg. Then if it goes to 15 you'll still make a lot of extra money.
>>61172484I said get the fuck out of that market, it's real money.
I dont think tesla is going to pump on earnings. Even if it was the calls are priced so high it's not worth it. I hope it dumps so I can buy calls and then it will recover like apple did
>>61172491>>61172492
>in an offhand remark after earnings, a member of Netflix's senior board remarked that while the show "K-pop demon hunter" was a huge success, the lack of diversity and representation in it bothered her greatly. Later on she stated "even if it wasn't as big a success, it should have featured a more diverse cast" and "I'll make sure that's what it gets".OOF
>>61172488They are leveraged and trading futures, forex, bonds, credit swaps.They don't trade with shitty phone apps on pumped stocks with half their net worth at risk because lmfao lol A lot of people itt do that, all fucking day until they join the gone. I'm not saying you do, but yeah, that happens does it not.
>I bought gold mine ETFs at the top>I bought uranium and nuclear ETfs at the top>I bought quantum computing ETfs at the topWhy am I such bad luck. Anyone shorting something and want me to buy them?
>>61172509SPY
>>61172509It's not luck, anon. You're the exact type of person susceptible to marketing and shilling. It's all been calculated out beforehand.
>>61172509That is a skill issue. Anybody gold right now before it has a consolidation faze is a retard
>>61172509Buy TSLA
>>61172509short some rare earths so i dont get killed
gold has the energy of a clubbed baby seal. j-just let me rest here for a while...4,189 is n-not too far away.......
>>61172276It's a short squeeze.People have some legit reasons, some meme reasons, to buy in on the stock, and since it's so heavily shorted shorters have to buy in as well before they lose even more money, creating a feedback loop.
>>61172421”efficient markets” means bagholders money will be transfered to the pockets of jews
>>61172428just take profit, you're mad. You had 9k ? for every 1% you'd make 90$, now its about 600$. It's a meme stock, goes up fast and go down fast as well. Secure profits. Everyone will say it's going to 10+, 100+, 400+ let's get back to ath. It's all shit call, when GME was at 400$, they kept saying it's going to 1k... next thing you know, came back to earth. Specially which such a sh1t company. Who buy fake meat nowaday.
>>61172428lel take the moneyThis is my second year in stocks, first year jan to dec I made +12%, this year I'm around +35% after taxes according to my excel. You know what changed? I started to take profits.I keep a watchlist with +60 good companies with low PEG, I hold 10-12.Every time some stock I own jumps 8-10% because of whatever reason I cash out and move the money to another one that for another stupid reason had a couple bad weeks. That's it. Take the profits, move to another good oportunity, there're hundreds of them, compound those gains.
Beyond is creating a generation of bag holders and now its going to take 5 years before it goes down to fair value
>>61172552>>61172561ok, i might sell 2k shares at open, that's basically all the savings i put into my portfolio and some
>>61172504name of this said board member?
SHART OF THE DEAL
crab bros how are we feeling?
>>61172607Fuck you ive been watching palantir crab for over a month while being theta cooked
SPY never goes down.Small caps never go up.Very strange.
>>61172504>Show about Korea / K-Pop>Noooooo where are the heckin brown / black people?!
>>61172597If he was meeting with them he could argue that he's the one trying. But it's irrelevant anyways, his fanbase doesn't care and will still support him and think he's in the right nomatterwhat.
>>61172597>US government shuts down>loterally nothing happensDo they even do anything besides waste taxpayer money?
God Bless XOM
We are still early, marines, 10 today is guaranteed, written in stone.
>biz SELL SELL SELL REEEEEEEE>meanwhile, reddit:
F u bynd
The BYND chart is really fucking with my mind at at this point. Can't stop running the numbers as to what I would be up now if I had actually clicked submit on my buy order on Friday (400k). I deserve to be poor.
>>61172638>chieanon is backThe markets are saved
>just remembered that Canada cancelled their energy pipelines for no reason other than the climate change cultwould have been 2% of their entire GDP by the way
Why is it dumping again
>>61172682if it saved one African's life it was worth it.
wake up joe biden it's over
>>61172677Yeah man, you were so close to putting 400k into a coordinated pump
>>61172692Nah, I'm just too retarded to actually communicate. I meant I would be up 400k right now.I was buying in at .60 on Friday.
>>61172680Why is fake meat up? Did they finally start putting OIL and NATGAS in it?
>>61171361>It's inevitable that it will run up to 112k again, nearly free money if you time it well and give it time to run.what will
Stop trying to rug BYND, fags.At least wait for market open, thanks.
my lil basedbean slop doin sum
>>61172568>bynd general will be a thing
>>61172675Holy fucking shit the FOMO is strong with that one.
>>61172450You're a really tiresome person. You're gonna be here crying you held too long if you fuck this up, but I know you're an idiot so you're going to hold too long "because what if it goes to 50".
I am not buying another bag like plug and hgraf
its really fucking weird how we have an entire generation and then also gen z that just don't invest for the long term. They are entirely traders for the short term
>>61172723nah i decided, i am selling 2k shares today no matter what, and ride the remaining 5500
i just made a sucking noise with the saliva inside of my mouth
>>61172731Because we are all poor and need money now
>>61172740get a job and stop getting taxi's for your burgers faggot
>>61172731It makes complete sense when the market is like a casino everything is priced out of reach and jobs are unavailable
>>61172736how?
Look at all the cope and hate in this thread because one redditor outperformed us all with fake meat.Good for him, I'm happy with my 20%CAGR
rare earth stock is 5 cents above my stoploss. im really not having a good time
>>61172746I don't use that shit but you can get basic groceries delivered and they are usually "cheaper" than they'd be at the store
>>61172749just like this *grabs my testicles*
Krispy Kreme DNUT also upbasedbean chads can't stop winning
It's the batman pattern
>>61172731why buy vt when you can just yolo tqqq?
>>61172731I suspect even boomers are much more risk on than would have been standard years ago.
>>61172675Where do people this retarded get the money from?
I broke 100k eur income after tax this year but I don't feel rich even though I know I am
>>61172802I earn £90k and my gf earns £40, which puts us easy in top 5% / 10% of household income. Still feel poor, and the government wants to tax me more.
>>61172675>Bought at $7.50>Already dropped to $6.50 pre market
bros i could have taken out at 25000 ;_; FUCCCCKKKKKK
>>61172750He's lost like 20k since I told him to sell
Im desperate for a pump and dumpWas THAT KSS shill from yesterday still here? There's still a lot of short interest. Whats the play?
>Yellow rocks about to go below 4k. >This board got frantic about gold at 3700 (3800 with average premium to buy, 3900 to sell)>while reddit is printing money on s o y meatIt's going to be a fun day
>>61172675>Already got ruggedLol. Lmao.
>>61172675>>61172845RUGGED.COM withing MINUTES
>>61172845How to vanish 26k in 5 mins.
Why does BYND keep thinking between $6 and $8 in premarket.
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Fucking kek
Is DNUT the next BYND?
>>61172878Paper hand shakeout.Hope the soldier that bought the 10K shares remains calm, he'll be in the green in about 3 hours.
How come no one wanted Bynd at .5 and now everyone wants it at 6.5
>>61172887>$240+ price targetThis nigga is delusional >t. bought at 1.91
This graph though
>MSTR dumping again in premarket>yesterday it pumped up 3% during US hours despite being 3% downis retail being silly again and getting taken for a ride? do burgers just love crypto?
>>61172914bullish white brick pattern
>>61172752>using stop loss on sharesYou probably think TA is astronomy too, dont you?
>>61172898the market isn't rational
>>61172898Bynd had 3 good days in a row and that confirms that it will go to $240 and never turn around
it's 2025, and technology has allowed us to recreate the entire south sea bubble in one overnight trading session. the future is bright
"Volkswagen Group is €11 billion short next year, and lacks funds to produce new car models. Volkswagen half-year report for 2025 showed operating profit down 33% from a year earlier and a negative cash flow of €1.4 billion. VW plans deep cuts, asset sales, and leadership changes."Anyone NOT shorting german automobiles is retarded
>>61172949Imagine naming your son after a unit of force
>>61172914did everyone with a stoploss at 5 just get shook out?
>>61172949Newton FOMOd, its over.
>>61172675>>61172752>find the post>find thisits actually gross how degenerate and gay they consistently are
>>61172898Short squeeze happening
A new meme stock is born
>>61172950you shorted last week right? I remember you boasting in every thread.
>>61172961Poor people gatekeeping poorer people never fails to make me cringe
>>61172977His position is at 42 kek what a loser
>bioshit company >buying chinkshit tokens>biztards say there isn't a bubble
>>61172996I think they're saying its a bubble but its nowhere near the top yet.
>>61172977Sold for profit again and re-entered. But yes, I still have 90% of my portfolio in Porsche Shorts :)The plan was always to wait until q3 earnings, happening this friday. Get in or stay broke
>>61173013well, unironically good luck, keep us informed
Should I exercise my 51 BYND $5.50 10/25 options? Fellas?
Bake the thread you fucking tranny
>>61173016I will either disappear under a bridge or post a massive "told you so" reply. Maybe nothing will happen. Nothing ever happens.
>>61172957Stop losses don't apply during premarket and after hours.
>>61172971>Dumping your whole life savings into a meme stockLegit thought this was an urban legend. And I thought this place was degenerate.
Martin shorted Bynd at $5
>>61173039reddit is filled with a lot of faggots who ironically think they are poor and then gamble tens or hundreds of thousands
>>61173067>>61173067>>61173067only retard migrate
>>61173039/biz/ also thinks sport betting and gambling is retarded so people here are slightly smarter than average I'd say
Is TMFanon here I'm trying to wrap my head around this play but I've been out of the game and have questions
>>61171221I DID IT BROS. SOLD BYND AT 7 SOMETHING THIS MORNING. MADE 36K OFF OF 45K. FUCK YEA.
KRISPY KREME BROSLETS RIDENEXT PUMP
Rotation out of fake meat into donuts.
>>61173091>>61173095200 SHARES AND RISING MY NIGGALETS PUMP THIS TO $6 BY MARKET OPEN
>>61173091>>61173095the fuck is happening now?
Fake meat shilling hitting critical. Shorting.
>>61173087I'm not TMF anon, but the hypothesis is that USA will be forced to suppress long term rates to avoid a recession/chimpout. That would pump the price of the fund up.
>>61173091>>61173095>>61173109greasing my profits with glaze
>12:22 PM EDT, 10/21/2025 (MT Newswires) -- Krispy Kreme (DNUT) and Jack in the Box (JACK) outperformed most US restaurant peers in Q3, even as overall industry trends softened, Morgan Stanley said in a note Tuesday.
>>61173119>fake meat: this time it's different
Tranny thread
>>61172971I noticed it has its own general now, too
86% from tranny meat this morning. I am euphoric. Time to short it now.
>>61173168And you would know
What am I putting my money into while I wait for gold to finish its autism
>>61172675>>61172961You think that's bad?WATCH THIS!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61172971I SOLD MY BAGS TO A REDDIT TRANNY
Its CRAMER TIME
>>61173180Reminder these are the same faggots going>"Waaaa, the world is so unfair for us poor millennials! We can't just invest, I need more money now! So I need to gamble because I have no other choice!"
>UK investors add to BoE rate cut bets as inflation unexpectedly holds at 3.8% http://reut.rs/48DgF6zlol
My nerves are so bynd fucked that I just puked in the shower. I dont want a fucking lambo. I want a quiet place of my own. Not happening in this lifetime.
>>61173198england and france especially are giga fucked reminder london is only 38% british
>starting another day in the redtired of this shit
>>61173192If you invest, you're putting away money for 10+ years. That's why its better to make your money work to get you income on the short term so you can do compounding and build your investment.
>>61173211I'm a dividend investor but this is a world beyond most millennials. The few I know who do just go for covered call funds. They seem incapable of actually planning for the future and investing for the long run
baking
>>61173202stop drinking
>>61173220>They seem incapable of actually planning for the future and investing for the long runmillennial investing behavior is a direct result of watching our parents get rekt in 2008
>>61173121I was getting hung up on the nature of rates down = bonds up but I did some digging and think I get it, thanks anon
who the fuck is buying BYND here?
baking now ready in 5 min
Where is the new thread jerome the market is about to open
>>61173241literally everyone
>>61173225I'm always sober. Maybe that's my problem.
>>61173241Redditors
what a shitshow
>>61173241reddit
whats the make it BYND stack
>>61173254>>61173254>>61173254
>>61173220It's a world beyond millenials because you need lots of capital to take full advantage of dividends. A lot of the quality dividends are shit quarterly paying ones with low yields. Most of those millenials don't have the capital. Hell, they don't even have the capital for selling cash secured puts, one of the easiest ways to make some income and it doesn't tie up your cash for long.Only older people have capital which is why people say that dividends are for olds.
>>61173220Are you sure you arent making up your own reality again? There will always be more gamblers than investors. Your generation is all addicted to sports gambling. People change and mature as they get older. Boomers did not invest in their 20s either, now most of them own stocks. What i see is you creating strae men to justify your uncontrolled rage. Be better babe, and stop using slurs and being a bully, you didnt used to be this way, i miss who you once were.
>>61172340sell 2/3 of yours and secure this money you retard
>>61172731you will not live long enought to see profits long term and you dont have children to ingerit anything so people are gambling for a chance at anythign in life, imagine me surprised, fuck investing if yo udon't even have $50k, sub that amount it's all about trading and fliping shit
>>61171277Fuck I missed this. Was this a reddit thing somewhere? Where'd people here get their news about it beforehand?>>61171196>>61171203
>>61173241People are still buying? Or is this like a pump and dump trap in crypto with boosting something stale?
