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FIRST FOR KRISPY KREME
>bynd
Bought the top and sold for a loss again award
>no previous thread linkedi'll be back in 2 hours when a proper thread is made
WTF BROS IS KRISPY KREME (DNUT) THE NEXT ONE? FOR REAL??FREE MONEY WEEK?
if BYND niggers suck liquidity and ruin my intc play i will personally jihad a redditor
>283 price target by analysts for BYNDwe are still early
>if I had shorted the VIX and bought goyslop fake meats I would have 1.5 million dollarsI'm drunk and don't know how to cope with this
> futures
>>61173266are you blind?
>>61173266this. /biz/ has went to ABSOLUTE SHIT.IM OUT.
How it feels to have boughted onds
rotating basedslop into goyslop DNUT bros hold me
Goldbros, I'm gong to be a BNYD Redditor until the Gold rug ends. Thoughts?
I'M ALL IN AT BYND (TICKER: BYND)
Reddit has cost me 5000
>>61173280smigga still holding the bag when we all got out at 10-11
>>61173281Porsche Friday.Have a good day.
Yup yet one more baggie general in the catalog for the next 3 years kek
I turned 45k into 80k. Thinking of shorting SPY now.
nigger meat?shant
>>61173121>>61173240Not to keep begging to be spoonfed but what's general timeline on something like this? January meeting provided they cut rates? I'm used to non-leveraged long plays this is a new world to me
>>61173286Consider yourself lucky it wasn’t more
>>61173291thisif you buy now, enjoy bagholding
The plastic meat trade is so yesterday, today is the impending TRUMP PUMP.
there are people out there that are not gold and BYND bagholders
>Ukraine to buy 100 to 150 JAS Gripen ESWEDEN THE EU MILITARY POWER
PUMP KRISPYPUMP
>WE ARE THE BYND MARINES>AND WE WILL NEVER FUCKING SELl
>>61173273Every day I am alive on this earth convinces me that women are essentially children/ Like I am fully convinced female puberty does not mature them into adults
fake and gay VIX pump into close. VIXchad was right
>>61173301Never touch the bond market. However confusing and unpredictable the stock market is, the bond market is 100 times more insane
>>61173314I absolutely love that this has already started with bagholders. It's such a funny paradox>"Never sell! Become bag holders forever!"
>>61173326A cult forming is incredibly bullish. Look at the GME cult.
>>61173321Genuine question, why? Is it because you're essentially betting on the fed to make any sort of predictable play?
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
BYND BAGGIES PREPARE TO BE BAGGED
AAAAHHHHWTFWT
nigger meat lovers should buy ropes from me
>now we crab til TSLA earnings
Lmao SPY
>market opens>Immediately dumps Lol
Its rugging, gg to all the newly minted baggies.
>>61173358explain the joke
is bynd halted already lmao
I lost everything on bynd
HALT
>>61173338LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!![spoiler]I missed the BYND rally so i'll just be happily watching the chaos[/spoiler]
BYNDsisters this wasn't supposed to happen!!
>>61173337There are just so many moving parts. You're talking about an insanely liquid market that has major players that include massive banks and entire countries. Like take the long term rates that were being discussed. China is dumping US bonds for gold. So is Japan and others. But the fed could just magically buy the long term bonds to keep yields low
bynd going down is bullish it means more people can buy cheaper
>bynd baggiesKeklmao
BYND is crashing because of the broad market. hold strong tranny meat bros.
>retail retards actually causing a stampede on the way out
BYNDsisters we have a sale on our hands!
>>61173369Goddamn it feels good to not be retarded
UH OH BYND BAGGIES
i ate a huge loss on rare earth.
God Bless XOM
I am from Russia and I just watched my country's monthly wage evaporate before my eyesWhy didn't I sell...
FUUUUUUUUUCK ENOUGH OF THIS DUMPING ALL I WANTED WAS MY POORTFOLIO TO REACH 8K NOW IT'S DECLINING
did they just halt trading on BYND LMAO
fucking kikes
BYND started crashing but put price went down. Won't fuck with that nonesense.
please tell me beyond meat will rebound i just got an email about something called a "margin call" from my broker
All bynd sellers have no honor we were supposed to take down the hedgies instead we are stabbing each other in the back for a few bucks
gonna revenge trade on bynd and lose it allmy body is ready
>tradingview froze overWUT
How is reddit taking it?
>>61173411All they're doing is delaying the continued pump. It's chaos hour.
WHERE'S THE NIGGER WHO TOLD ME NOT TO BUY THE ISRG BOTTOMI WOULD'VE FUCKING MADE IT
DNUT is the proxy for BYND during the halt btw
Aren't telecoms supposed to be low beta or whatever? Fucking T of all things shit the bed
>>61173430Ah yes one of the many anime that is a rom com disguised as something else.
>>61173290Do I short
>>61173423life savings by retards as usual
GME did the same goofy shit back in the day. I hate this shit because I have no position.
>jews are allowed to pump and dump stocks but god forbid the little guy gets a cutits all so tiresome.
I bought @ 7.50 premarket... am I fucked?I think I'm gonna faint soon
>it is indeed haltedHoly shit.
>>61173338Based
IS IT DNUT TIME THEN??
>>61173412Trading is starting again, we're hovering at 5.50-5.70>>61173416Small chance it will get more attention due to trading getting halted
Seriously hope that moron in this thread took at least 50% profit. But maybe he needs to feel the greed burn to learn.
>>61173431>Missed bothFUCKAt least I won't ape in like a retard
>gain a little more when pump>lose a little less when dump>reinvest divviesIt's literally that easy
im all in bynd now lul rip me
I ran with my bags just in time.
>>61173441>am I fucked?yeswhat were you thinking?
*inhales*
ITS BACK
CAM ON TQQQSAVE MY PORTFOLIO TODAY PLEASE
I feel for the people trying to buy into the meme. Will their orders get cancelled?
>>61173436oof yikes
Redditors redpilled on Jews incoming
>>61173436>buying at 7.50>>61173441>buying at 7.50
>Halted againFucking lol
halted again. im up a 100
halted aagin, this time on the upside>captcha 2H0NK
this halt up is your last chance to get out
>>61173435yes, i got 16.8x leverage.
>>61173441You’ll be fine.Once the halt is lifted it’s rocketing up to $10
I can't short bynd REEEEEEE
The halting is bullish don’t let them shake you out
Bought 500 bynd at 5.95 I’m making my money back
I CAN'T GET IN NIGGERS WON'T STOP HALTING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61173479>this halt up is your last chance to get infixed
>>61173479i already have a stop order at 5 dollars, I'll adjust accordingly.
>>61173393just before the next round of contracts are awarded anon?
I bought at 0.67 and i havent sold. HOLD
>>61173436what i hate is its just rich people who dont care about money doing it for reddit fame
It's going to $10 and Reddit will win again
>>61173496They’re only stalling the inevitable.BYND marines! HOLD THE LINE!
>>61173432Earnings tomorrow
>>61173441don't buy pre market you funcking monkey. wait a feel hour to measure the market sentiment
>>61173502i was down 50%.
buy beyond meat to own the jews sirs
>GSIT up 20%I kneel
>>61173254opening a new big HQ building has historically been a top signalmust be my paranoia
Whatever happened to the AISP hype?
DO I SELL
LET'S FUCKING GO I'M INNNNNNNNN
>>61173254FOMO'd Doughnuts at 4.75 Lets go bastards.
I can't believe being a tranny hating chud caused me to miss the opportunity of a lifetime...
I am doing rather not well
ITS BACK LETS FUCKING GO NIGGERS
This is your chance to get in on CRM and ADBE. Wall Street is going to rotate into these types of cash flow machines with realistic, enterprise AI appeal for the same reason they rotated into gold.
Would you buy this chart?
>>61173557>wall street>rotating INTO ai>in october 2025keep dreaming
>>61173557No thanks. I'd rather buy DNUT
My BYND puts are quickly becoming worthless :(
IWM being a piece of shit, AGAIN
dont let globohomo meat distracts you from the fact that soot computer is doing it
I PAPER HANDED HALF MY KRISPY ON THAT DIP SO I HAD TO SELL HALF OF WHATS LEFT OVER VIA COVERED CALLS TO ACCOUNT FOR THE LOSS. I AM NOT SELLING ANY MORE.
>>61173567How much premium?
DNUT 5 dolla sirs.
HOLD THE LINE SQUEEZE THEM TO DEATH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61173539Don’t sell!
I can't believe i've seen the day when a fucking 3D printed meat recover my lost gains
>>61173595It's not, it's just pea protein.
>>61173595beyond meat isn't 3d printed meat iirc
> don't know what the market is going to do> guess> buy or sell accordingly> get it wrongis there a better way? I'm tired of losing money
>BYNDThis chop is insane. I got out with double the $200 I put in and I am done. I feel for the anons who have thousands in this thing. The stress must be tremendous
Some nigger on here told me to short at .97 on monday.
Bought BYND at the pico top ( $6.05)
>>61173557CRM's AI product sucks, useless crap, first hand experience.I'm already holding ADBE.
>>61173603It identifies as meat
>>61173595its not just meat its BEYOND MEAT
Buying every BYND dip.This baby will rip soon..Once she gets going who knows how high she’ll go!
>>61173608>is there a better way?Yes, get it right
he bought krispy kreme last month. someone with money told him they were going to pump this shit.
I feel bad about missing BYND's monthly chart last week since it was pretty obvious there would be a bounce after it lost like 75% of its value in only 3 weeks but at least I don't have to deal with whatever this shit is
It buys the DNUT or it gets the hose again.
>saabit's over
>>61173584
>>61173441enjoy your mystery burger
i told you faggots to get out of that halt up
>Throw in a measly 100$ at 6$ just to try swing some>Immediately goes down below and down to 5.5$That's one me for trying to ride a meme.
>>61173648SELL covered calls to make up the difference.
>>61173608Learn to do research so your guesses have higher probability
WE ARE BACK GOGOGOGOGOGO
>>61173648Just hold!It’s going up to $15 soon.
>Everyone talking about DNUT and BYND>No one talking about FLWSWhat gives
Can we focus on some new plays? BYND is noise at this point if you're not already in.
>>61173441post more diamond hands, to the moon and rocket emojis, you'll make it.
TO INFINITY AND BYND
>puts on BYND are so expensive that the stock would need to go to nearly 0 to be profitable>people still buy them
>>61173668No meme potential sar.
Frens… am I being too hard on myself? $115k salary, $400k NW at 27. Can I afford a $400 a month car payment? Thinking of getting a $30k car. My beater dying so I need new safety upgrades.
>>61173680Kek
DeezNUT a shit
>>61173688just buy your vehicle cashdon't waste your time on paying another monthly bill
>>61173688if you need a new car anyways $30k is reasonable with your financial situation
>>61173640thats just as retarded as the fucking redditors holy shit lmaoi bought ONE put for 21/11 at 0.37 and im still down 8 buckswhen ur not sure dont go full retardim still waiting, these retards will pump it some more i fucking know it, they have ingrained delusion and will refuse to face reality that theyre retards and shit investors because thatd be admitting defeat and most important THAT THEY ARE WRONG, WHICH WOULD DESTROY THEIR MINDbeing wrong means the group is wrong since theyre herd animals, and if the group is wrong, that means im stupid for following thre group, and if im stupid, have i been wrong all along? NO... NO ITS THE CHUD'S FAULTand theyll cope and seethe about chuds or some other shitanywaythis is who youre up against when you buy puts against a meme stockliteral cattlemy big beak advice : puts are way over-inflated, buy a very small percentage and DCA on the way up, i doubt this shit is done retard pumping, because once it stops, either your puts go straight to being worthless because theyre so OTM, or if your prayers are anwsered it goes back to 0.5$ and MAYBE, MAYBE you make some money before the IV rapes you
>>61173676AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61173688Cars are the ULTIMATE bag to hold.
>>61173688>$400k NWjust buy it with cash. don't waste money in interest payments.
>>61173680surprisingly the kind of retards doing options on meme stocks have literally zero financial literacy
DNUTBROS WE MOONING
NLFX buy zone 1105-1115
>>>61173721The rally has already run out of steam
Were all gonna make it.
THE JEWS GOT FAKETRANNYMEAT, REPEAT, THE JEWS GOT TOASTED BYND.IT'S TIME TO ROTATE TO DNUT. ALL MARINES GO TO KRISPY KREAM!!!
>>61173729that was fast
>>61173721Crabbing atm, but I hope so.
Is Bynd going to $10 or not
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-09-17/kash-patel-called-krispy-kreme-stock-a-buy-and-fueled-wild-rallywhy didn't you listen
Am I supposed to slurp more BYND before it goes to $10?!
>>61173562Rotating out of flashy AI "startups" that do not, and will not ever, make any actual money from AI, and rotating into companies that actually make AI deployable for large enterprises.>>61173616You'll get no disagreement from me on that, but enterprises don't give a shit. CRM is a wrapper around OpenAI and other models, complete with an SLA and other guardrails, and that's what enterprises demand in order to actually deploy AI in production. Same with ADBE and their AI offerings. Large enterprises won't just prompt Gemini or ChatGPT directly and directly use the output.
>>61173397me too anon <3
>>61173731I DNUTed ur mom
BYND 10 DOLLARS EOD
>>61173724sub 1100
Ey, my 6 to 6.20 swing filled.
Already seeing Teamviewer become the next Beyond Meat
>short niggermeats>Immediately pumps LolLmao
>>61173738see you in valhalla
>>61173730making it didn't make me happy. getting in shape did though, for a year. i need a new goal, i feel myself slipping again
look at him go !
This is my 2nd worst year trading of all time. I was literally all cash before liberation day, fucking timed the bottom within 2 days late, went all in on top choice pics and then sold like a fucking week later, i am literally the most retarded dude on the planet. now i am looking at like total gains of 4k for the year and i could modestly be up like 40k if i held those positions
>>61173738why is the corner shop guy in charge of the fbi (lol) giving out donut stock tips?
niggers halted it again
did they just halt it again LMAO
>>61173772>Complaining about making money
It's going to $10 and there's nothing you can do to stop it
>>61173758Stop trying to short stuff.
>>61173784yes
halted again resume @10:16:26 ET
>>61173783>>61173784Time for the MOASS brothers!
>>61173784that's 3 i believe
>>61173784>>61173794THEY ARE TRYING TO STOP THE SQUEEZE HOLD THE LINE MARINES
I think I understand the market now: wild pump on Monday, peepee poopoo the rest of the week
>>61173766I am a perma DYEL because I cant eat
>>61173783>>61173784I'm not involved in any of these meme trades, but I legitimately find it fascinating how they only seem to halt certain stocks and not others. There have been some stocks that I've seen rip 1000% in a single day without being halted once, and others that they halt at just 30%.
>>61173737At this rate it’ll be $20 by Friday.
>>61173772At least you're trading.I held cash through the whole liberation day thing and only just started trading actively this month
Sell TSLAExecute sharty posters
>>61173804>I understand the market nowno you don't
Every fucking trade I make is wrong man I'm so sick of this shit the BYND shit is unironically gonna make me kms.
indexes are dumping hard today btwremember to rotate into safety (meme stocks)
I just keep touching the stove. I can't stopI got out of BYND with +100% and i just keep jumping back in. My stop loss shakes me out, I see I still made a couple bucks, and I jump right back in. I haven't lost anything yet but I feel crazy doing this
Did the squeeze squazzle yet?
You can never understand the market, how would you know when some whale chooses to unload, you can have a guess based on technicals, but never know for sure.
>halted againTHE JEWS FEAR US
I know after october probably market will pump a little bit and that will be my exit but right now I'm fucked I'm all tech.
>>61173273>no one has shoes onwhat the fuck lmao
>>61173819Just jump into DNUT simple as.
>>61173772That wasn't a retarded decision. The fundamentals were, and continue to be, complete and utter unmitigated dogshit. People drove the market to a new ATH for literally zero reason. You can't predict or plan based on something like that.
>>61173822scalping is based>make money going long on something that finishes massively down
WE BACK
fuck it i converted all my DNUT holdings to covered callsi need easy money
>>61173815Explain the market to me then Mr. Genius
I JUST WANT IT TO HIT 10
>Buy MDAI at open>Immediately plummets 5%I know it's a longer term play but fuck me
You guys are like retard kids near a hot stove but for some reason you don't learn.
Goddamn it this soi bullshit is dumping everything else Truly a nigger Wednesday
>>61173822take a smaller position you can hold longer.
>halting stops>weakhands sellDON'T FUCKING SELL NIGGERS DOUBLE DIGITS EOD IS 100% POSSIBLE
3>>61173844still would
>>61173819I cant wait to until the hype goes away. Fucks with my mental state too much.
>>61173741CRM is expanding because they are offering licenses very, very cheap; that's why there's no increase in profits associated. Their projections from the last meeting/objectives suppose that those clients will stay with them while they increase prices. Maybe, maybe not.But I can tell you that we're dumping them now at the current price because their product is dogshit, same with ServiceNow, btw. Useless crap that gets in the way of the office workflow continuously.The market of course may or may not give a shit for a while, but clients won't pay forever for something that not only doesn't work but actually diminishes productivity.
>just try to capture some gamma and delta on OTM calls>Immediately pumps and haltsLol
>>61173845Opens are always a gamble, if you wait it goes up, if you buy it goes down. If you buy after waiting it goes back down, if you wait more after waiting it keeps running.I don't think there's any way to predict it.
Every time the halt is lifted we move another leg up.That right there is ABSOLUTLEY bullish signal But buy buy!!!Don’t stop!!!Loading another 500 shares!!
>>61173846Hey bitch, I'm sick of retards making money on garbage whilst I'm not. If you can't beat em, join em.
Guys, I have a question about JEPI and covered call etfs like QYLD.I know they have capped upside and uncapped downside.But how do their "dividends" behave over time?Do they stay more or less at the same value?Do they increase and decrease depending on the underlying asset's value?
>>61173776i think its a form of money laundering. they can't pay him directly but (((they))) can tell him the stock's they're going to pump.>"Turn's out there is no Epstine list"
>>61173850Is it related? Excess US onions just going to BYND cause China wants hardball?
>>61173845relax$5 soon$10 once FDA approval happens early next year.
>>61173742Cute ships
>>61173819stop buying high
I don't care how much I miss out on I'm not putting my money on fake meat
>>61173711That not how that works, i already did the NPV analysis im better off financing and keeping my money invested.
>>61173865Yeah I haven't actively traded in a while and I got trigger happy, either way the real money comes when/if they get FDA approval
BUY BUY BUYBYND NEXT LEG UP TO 7.50BUY!DON’T STOP!
>>61173864I bought retarded $40 strikes after the first halt and am up over 50% on them.
You have to be blind to not see the bear market is coming just look at $GIS that shits gonna pump.
>>61173877Yes, I just don't like red line down
>short 7$ calls>Immediately pumps to make them ITMLol
>>61173844so much room for kisses
sold cocoa at +10%, wbu anon?
>>61173776>>61173872is this peak clown world or does it get funnier from here?
Bros I dont feel so good
>>61173891the interest you're paying them is guaranteed. the return on your investments are not. unless we're talking bonds here. if you already know what you're going to do, why the fuck did you ask. to flex your 400k?
This really is your final chance to buy Energy Fuels
>>61173271Easy to say but if vix blew up past 40 you'd be hurting.>>61173296Shorting what everyone in the world is dumping money into??
>>61173707I'm just gonna sell the puts and cut my losses desu
why must IWM be the biggest pile of dogshit every day
>>61173850total soiBVLL victory
there should be a fund democratically managed by the thread, automatically calibrated by an ai reading the posts
when's a good time for puts on goymeat
>>61173925>Sold my UUUU years ago ~$10What the fuck happened
>>61173944good way to lose money, dnut is mega dumping
>>61173944SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL VOO SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL
>>61173951november 5th
I fucked up
i cancled my BYND order for 6 dollars a share that would have been filled
>>61173951when the IV isn't 1200%
Swung another 6.80 to 7.10 :)
>>61173889basednot buying bags again like with plug and hgraf againfuck /biz/ bags shills
>>61173930or just sell MOST of them, call it a learning experiencejust dont fomoyoloi was thinking about buying calls at 3 cents friday, but i thought heh, this garbage probably wont do muchthe rest is historyyou missed it but there'll be another, dont chase the dragon on that kinda shit, sure you MIGHT make some money, but the risk is just ridiculous at this point
>soxl>downWhat happened this time? TXN earnings seemed okay.
It's our time now
>>61173975amd is giga dumping idk about the rest
>7.5Trannies won.
what happens when the next trump pump tweet coincides with meme stock mania? entering uncharted territory here
everything is selling off to pump basedmeat
Trump needs to tweet something good
>>61173924Returns can be reasonably estimated. Nah I never bought a car before so IDK what the right play, i’ve been driving econoboxes my whole life.
I havent felt this much excitement during a trading day. I wonder what will happen next?
>mfw that poomp
>>61173994orange man tweet
well looks like the krispy pump is not happeningat least i made enough money on the covered calls.
QQQ taking a fat shit
the bynd discord is full of chinese kek
>have a choice between bynd and sls>both shilled friday>cant buy that day>have to wait until monday>throw a bit at sls because bynd calls are alresdy rather overpriced, kek at 0.50 when its 0.70 in value>made the wrong fucking betI fucking hate the sls shill. Had he not shilled my only choice would have been bynd
>Tech dumping>Boomer stocks pumpingOh no
its overget raped fake meat sissies
Fuck it, I'm out. I'm just gonna sit in bonds or something until the recession is over, I keep losing money on stocks lately.
Okay, when is $TLT and $TMF going skyward sword? Because I need these to pump at least 65% before Christmas time.>>61173974I did that to my wife, last night. I came so hard, I did several involuntary humps, as the last of the load came out. We were in that exact position, but I was ball deeps (obviously).Wild life, man.
Chink trannies won
it didn’t hit 10 dollars the squeeze hasn’t even begun yet
>>61174007That's Korean.
AIEEEE CRICKETMEAT SISSIES, WHAT DID MY SOXL AND SPY DO TO DESERVE THIS AIEEEEEE
>gold dumps>stocks dump>crypto dumpsclown market
Can someone explain me how do the "dividends" of JEPI and covered call etfs (like QYLD) evolve over time?Do they remain basically the same?Do they change based on how valuable the underlying assets are?Do they changed based on volatility or other factors?>>61173869
>>61174016gold shares/gold mining companies anon. The true hedge against inflation. Or you can try the silver-squeeze, but i think those guys are complete '2 more weeks' schizos at this point.
DNUT bros what's happening :(
Should have pulled last week but better late than never
EXTREME V SHAPE RECOVERY ON SPY673 INCOMINGYOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
Qrd on BYND? Been away for a few weeks. I want to buy puts but the premiums are insane.
>>61174037Which companies tho?
>>61174041Line going down - my bags are getting heavy
>DNUT is dumping like crazyI hate you niggers so much
Intcels??? Why are we doomping???
>>61174044Anyone got this image but with the dark skinned semen demon beside him?
>>61174044nope, vixperation is over, back to regularly scheduled dump of all the big stocks
Guys, how do the "dividends" of JEPI and covered call etfs (like QYLD) evolve over time?Do they stay basically the same, regardless of their NAV?Do they change based on their NAV?Do they change based on volatility or other factors?
>>61174047it's the next hecking memerino fellow redditorapes together stronk, squeeze not yet squozen, etc
>>61174007me at the bottom
I have officially FOMOed into the fake n' gay tranny meatIt's all downhill from here boys
>>61174033Everybody selling to get in on BYND
>>61174071>>61174036Sorry guys, I double posted by mistake.
the bynd chart just looks like a lot of baggie desperation, as soon as baggies stop throwing money in, its back down to one us dollar
>everything is dumping hard>bynd up 900% this weekclown market
>>61174078Same here, but I'm pretty sure we're still early. I haven't heard anyone talk about it off /biz/ so far.
>>61174036their % rate dividend depends on how well they do at X period of the year, it always fluctuates a little, no idea how they quantify the exact % return on any given day/month tho.>>61174051ETFs or state-owned ones for security, individual mining companies for profit. I made bank investing in a couple of small aussie precious metal mining corps this year, 85% and 115% up, bought them like 4-5 months ago.
>>61174071why ask random people when you can read the prospectus yourself
>>61174089R*dditors are throwing their life savings into it anon
>>61174037>Getting in after everyone else already hasThat's what keeps losing me money lmao
You guys did sign up for The Yodel, right?
Pfizer is going to ZERO!
>>61174071I'm assuming (maybe incorrectly) that they pay dividends on the covered call premiums, and use new cash and cash from covered calls getting exercised to buy more of the underlying. So more volatility would lead to better dividends.A crab market is ideal for covered call etfs.
>I buy a meme stock (DNUT)>The global stock meltdown beginsCan't make this shit up tbqh senpai
lol you mystery meatfags really need some buy orders here or this is going to do some horrible tests and 5.38 is only the first. MIND THE GAP
>SPY -0.4%ORANGE MAN SAVE US
>>61174086>everythingnot even close dude theres still a lot more things that can be sold in the s&p 500
>2 red days consecutivelyits over market dead
>>61174125I'm seriously contemplating suicide rn fr no cap
the only thing that saved me from absolutely getting completely fucking obliterated was the covered calls.
>See a nice green long line on a stock that's been going for months if not years>Orange nigger drops the C word>Everything dropping down from that moment
bynd is being shilled on the front page of bloombergyou baggies are being fleeced
I just made a ton of money on puts.I told you. Mumus are stupid, gay, and retarded.
>>61174161
>>61174165bottom is in
>>61174025arr rook same
>>61174165congrats on the $70
Only Musk can save us now. Not even Trump is powerful enough for what's to come.
>>61174117Any idea how the covered calls premiums are calculated? Do they change over time?
>>61174165lmao without fail as soon as a bobo comes in talking about how much money he "made" the market goes straight upEVERY TIME Lmao BOBO ARE YOU OKAY??
>>61174169This. Were ending green today
>>61174120Yeah but at least you locked up less capital. People are going to get mind broken when they learn what "average returns" means and are stuck at a loss for years on end.t. also a donut bagholder
>>61174161It's literally all over WSB, StockTwits, X, etc.
>>61174186It's up to the market to decide. In general more volatility means higher premium and less volatility means lower premium.
V recovery boys, HOLD
>>61174206so you arent really a bobo, you just gambled and got lucky
mister jerome please
>>61173254>listen pal, I’m not the one who told you to short the VIX
a REAL ass muthaFUCKIN bobo buys otm puts 90 days out and holds that shit for 45 days minimum
>>61174217>gamblingCall buyers are gambling today, it's vixperation.
Perfect opportuniy to sell naked vix calls today but some of you hate free money
>>61174171Korean uses many ovals and circles, Chinese has complex characters only, Japanese is a mix of complex and simplified characters. If you're going to be racist, at least learn how to be racist properly you jew nigger spic chink slant gook wigger cracker shit
>>61174229vixperation is a 50/50 so yeah if you pick either direction you are gambling
guys will it dip more?im ngmi mannnnn
>>61174234too late vix already got shredded
You niggers should get into VZ before it crosses 40 again, the Meh earnings from T brought it down as if it had a bad earnings itself, so its priced in already
>>61174244you're literally the stupidest smg poster everstop it with the uvxy
>>61174090About covered call etfs, someone told me this: "they are premiums not dividends so what the underlying does really doesn't matter." Is this true?
Boomer rocks will save me
weekly gap filled, bobos hole gaped, new ath in 15 minutes
Bought qqq calls.God save us
Nebiusisters why are we being punished
>>61174254100% true just take a look at the MSTY chart
SPY 673You heard it here first
>>61174254What if the underlying goes over your covered call and you have to sell. What if your underlying with which you covered your call drops?Are you asking in terms of taxation? If yes its a dividend.
>>61174252my 2% gain a day will surely get me somewhere, someday anon....
new>>61171990>>61171990>>61171990
>>61174275spy 7000 by friday, nothing can stop the market now
Forgot that I wanted to short AMD and now I missed a good entry
>>61173925You didn't miss the UUUU pump again did you /smg/ ?
LOOK AT THE V
>>61174000I would love the orange man tweet. If the boat is rocking then may as well rock it more.
>>61174287Kys plebbitor
THE VIX RETARD REKT AGAIN
>BYND HALTED AGAINNIGGERS GET IN DNUT ASAT!
>>61174287Fuck off
the pee meat stock just took a huge dumpy
>>61174338My microns took a dumpy
i miss her so much bros
>>61174335They're both doomping.
How to play TSLA Earnings, Saars?
Someday I will learn to place limit orders really low and wait for the fill instead of fomoing
>>61174335I buyed donuts at 4.75 sar, may bags are getting heavy. Please to do the needful.
soimeat bros...
>>61174208Ok, so lets imagine the following scenario: a retard (me) goes all in on covered call etfs based on S&P 500 and NASDAQ 100. A month later, the AI bubble bursts and the tariffs cause a global recession. The market crashes and those etfs lose 50% of their value. In this scenario, the fact that the underlying assets lost half their value doesnt mean that the premiums paid by those etfs would be cut by 50%, right?
>>61174365your cc etfs will crash alongisde everything else and so will their payouts
>>61174387>>61174387>>61174387
>>61174365>In this scenario, the fact that the underlying assets lost half their value doesnt mean that the premiums paid by those etfs would be cut by 50%, right?Yes. More or less expect 8% dividends from JEPI or JEPQ. The variable is the value of the fund, if it crashes 50% then you'll still get 8%, but it will just be a lot less dollars. And when you cash out you'll have 50% what you put in.
