EVERYTHING IS RED AAAAAAAA edition >>61173254>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data: so you feel like doing somethinghttps://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
>>61174387DNUT
>>61174403DNUT
>>61174403>>61174406More like deez nuts lmao
NDUT
>>61174403>>61174406>>61174387I'd give her D NUT if you know what i mean
I hate meme stock days when all the retards flood the thread and prevent discussion of anything other than their meme
This is all because of that orange tiny hand tiny dick bald headed orange piece of shit fuck his wife and kids
bynd is being manipulated by bots that are controlled by zoomers making the biggest 6,7 joke of all time
NUTDEEZ
Fucking Christ, without my BYND bags I'd be blood red today.
i just became a double fucking baggie
>>61174419Yeah because the board is always so fast moving innit. Not.
INTEREST IS DOWN& THA STOOKS MARKETS 2UR MOMS MUFF SMELLS LIKENIGGERS AND JEWS
We hate if you overdo the sex image OPs or cat image OPs here on /biz/You are now under scrutiny
>>61174421lol
>>61174419you could have posted about a different topic but you chose to complain. you're here to be spoonfed. you're worse than the spammers
>>61174427Slow moving is a good thing thoughbeit
What's this primaland business about and is it a nothingburger?
>>61174387I would pump her donut if you know what I mean!
>>61174431scurtinize deez nuts gaylord
did orange nig tweet or something?
american cuisine
I made $157,000USD from BYND
>>61174447No, I bought something, so the market decided to crash.
I should have bought when everything was on sale Monday...
>BYNDA BING>BYNDA BOOM
>>61174424>close losing position so you can participate in memes>end up with 2x and change>ask yourself why you didn't just nuke everything and yolo>oh wellI've been doing it wrong all along.
I slurped BYND
Did RDDT earnings just leak early?Did proof finally come out that site is 90% bots?What happened?
>Tinder, the world’s most popular dating platform, will soon require all new users in the US to verify their identity through a biometric video face scan
>>61174466its a step ladder attack bynd shorters are attacking rddt directly stay hard diomand hands stick it to the hedges
>missed buying BYND at a lower price due to market halts>finally get in at 7,1>soon after it starts dumpingI'm gonna average down my cost using money from my savings account. Please tell me that we are heading towards $10.
>>61174387>sample_
>>611744847 is still a discount priceBYND will be 10+ by friday
Diamond hands tranny meat bros
RIP BEYOND
i really hate IWM with every fiber of my being
what the fuck do i buy
>under 5HOLY SHIT
>>61174494Delusional
>>61174484Jesus dude, short squeezes don't poof out within 24 hours. They are multiday and you are still reasonably early.
>>61174523FUCKOFF
>three retarded daily gaps in a rowoh man if they try and close this one meatfags are absolutely fucked
>>61174529perkele passka
I bought $5k of MU, $4k of KLAC and $3.5k of LRCXHope I didn't fuck up >>61174513
It's our time again
its days like these being a bobo feels goodtoo bad i still need the market to crash to cum
Some rich guy really hates krispy kreme
buy my rope nigger meat lovers
>>61174484>61174528>>61174494>>61174524You are all already too late, enjoy your bags
>>61174551I might add to my losing position lol
>>61174536You realize that LRCX has earnings today, right?
damn bynd baggies getting properly throated by this red candle
why is everything doomping?
>>61174564So I did fuck up
>>61174535answer me sar
>>61174529omg WHO?i absolutely must know the name of random internet slut #1412450258 i'm in love
i am financially devastated
is it possible for Google to actually get it's jaw rocked in the next three years by chatgpt browser? Thinking long term about my IRA choices
>buy>immediately dumps hardI'm sorry guys
I might try to only do bio/pharma>wait for news >buyI know bots do this within seconds and then offload onto you, but there's always still a pump and if you really dial in then you could even guess and front run when approvals and such happen.
what happened to CRWV? is their weave too nappy?
>>61174513puts
generational baggies status?
>halted again
I fucked up on DNUT do I sell and erase all my YTD gains, hold and risk bigger loss, or wait and pray. Fucking shouldn't have traded today I hate meme shit.
>>61174577Lera Buns
>>61174607every time they stop halting it pumps. lmao
>Wake up>Trade indices for 15 minutes>Take my +$1000 and close the chart
I'M LOSIN' MY BALLS OVA HERE
>>61174610I think I'll just bag hold 52wk low is 2.50 can't go that low.... right.
it has never been this over. not even 3 days in, fakemeatbros...
>>61174616you're not even the guy that posted the pic why do you know who that is? coomers are out of control
Imagine losing money on bynd
>>61174624Dangerously based
What the nigger fuck was that MU dump
>>61174610
Anyone who bought BYND in premarket should be institutionalized as self-harm risks
BYNDbros, what the FUCK is happening!?
DNUT is over, DNUT is kill
>>61174427>My Autistic son is worried about 110 msv in the sewers.Gosh. If you actually lived in the Sewers you might have a 1% increased risk for cancer over your lifetime!
>>61174610sell long-dated covered calls just above your cost average
>>61174647stopping for reload before it launches againgreat time to....double down
>>61174639
every time i take a glance at nigvideo it turns red
Sold bynd at 6Then I opened a next week bull spread for next week, you never know
>straight through the 5.20 low like greased shit>heh I like that gap open at 3.62hahah you really do have to laugh haha
Were gearing up for another leg up on BYND
DNUT recovery incoming bwos
Bitcorn getting fucked taking my MSTR with it. Fuck this shit boss.
the rug has been pulled on BYND
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHGET FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKED
REAL STAMPEDE THIS TIMESELL REDDIT SELLLLLLLLL
Is TSLA plunging because of actual news, or is this a squeeze before earnings? Someone apparently bought a bunch of ATM calls. I sold my long call because I'm going to extend the horizon and bought a couple of short puts at market open, so I'm down-but-gaining.What outside of kung fu robots and Tesla Takes Manhattan is going on with this company right now? basic-bitch TA suggests a drop-off to below 400 impending, but Earnings news all seems positive. What's going on?
>BYNDSorry /smg/ ....i bought so its going to zero
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE IN CHARGE REDDITBROS
>>61174682you assured us BTC was going to pop this week and you failed to mention soimeat. I want a refund. And send me a lot lizard too
About that guy that put his lifesavings into BYND... how is he doing?
BYND RETARDS LMAO
NOVO is such a shit loser stock. I didn't even buy it an a high, just like a month ago, and it still can't do anything right.
>fake meat
People really thought a .50 stock should be $10+ when nothing changed in the last 3 days
>>61174696Same bro we fucked up
What happened, why the red? What did TACO Don do again? Or is it really just because of Netflix and Tesler?
>>61174696Same. I'm this guy btw >>61170919. It's been a fun experience.>halted yet again
>>61174702I never assured any of that boss.
>>61174716there was a mass shooting at 1 wall street dont you read the news
MY FCUKIN LIVEAVINGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61174709yeah i was 100 in profit and went out with 15 profitfuck this shit
>NVDA
If I had actually done absolutely nothing this week, nothing at all, my portfolio would be in better shape than it currently is
unrealized losses arent real they cant hurt you just turn off the computer and go for a walk outside
>Tech AND gold down 2-5% across the board>VIX has still barely moved at allOh noOh onononononoDear fucking lord Jesus please no
DNUT bros are we healing?
>>61174742>turn off the computer and go for a walk that's a recipe for larger unrealized losses btw
its just rolling halts nowget completely utterly bagged you fucking retards... think im gonna buy some for the rebound
>>61174742haha... I can't even go outside. I must work...
>>61174719i yoloed $340 on calls. Almost a week's salary in europoor, it stings
>>61174737That's me but last weekI will never fomo again
back to my shitty meme stocks that hopefully decide to pump one day.i was fucking right on RZLT but OF COURSE I ONLY BOUGHT 1 SHARE
wtf do i slurp up
And down we go LMAO
>>61174748I think so. When I looked at the chart this morning my first thought was>I should set a buy at 4Then I fomo'd like a retard
>>61174762BYND
nice spoiled meat LMAO
>>61174746WHAT DOES IT MEAN???THE BIG ONE?
its still not to late to invest in a real tenny baggy like HGRAFstop burning yourself with memestocks
just bought some cheapies at 3.79 like 1 second before it haltedthanks retards your panic is my profit
>Gold plummets>Sold gold miners and bought to NVDIA to protect losses>NDVIA plummets>Sold NVDIA to buy BNYD to protect losses>BNYDAnd somehow I still made a 100 dollar profit today lol what is with this market right now?
>>61174762I'm buying gme when my sales check clears for the next time it hits 30-35
>3,76Goddamn it that was so fast and just when I decided to buy
>halted AGAIN as it is pumping>halt stops>-1$ downIt's 100% jewish manipulation.
Nooo we will halt it if it goes up too much, but enjoy the free fall if it goes down :)
>>61174533KEKaaaaannnnndddd.....it's gone..................That was faster than I thought.
>>61174770Same, I buyed 2.5k at 4.75 and 1k at 4.00
>>61174387Yeah and thanks to OPs pic my dick is red from all the blood engorging it!
>>61174770I boughted at $4.20 and then suddenly it crashed in seconds
Did 69K guy sold?
SELL SELL SELLLLLL
GG fake meat trannies
guys the hedgies want us to sell, we need to spend our entire life saving in beyond meat
>>61174797>>61174770Still cucking anons from beyond the grave
what happened to PLUG shills??
Shorted the VIX because retail is the only one panic selling, desks are probably providing liquidity to every single short equity seller and put holder today
Jerome please....my bags
I was the guy asking about covered call etfs and their premiums in the last thread.If I understood correctly, if I now invest 10k in a covered call etf with 8% "dividend" yield (actually it's the premium, not a dividend), I'd get paid 800 over the next year if the nav stays the same (8% of 10k). But if the market crashes and the nav goes down by 50% (so now its 5k instead of 10k), then I'd get paid 400 instead (8% of 5k).Is this correct?However, if the market does crash... and since the etf is selling calls... then the calls would never hit the strike price (since the price is quicky falling), so the etf should keep the underlying stocks while still collecting the premiums... am I right? Is this how covered calls behave during a crash? Would this lead to the etf distributing more money during the crash, since it's being paid premiums without having to sell the stocks?
OH FUCK i'll buy BND at 3.65
>bought NVTS and AST at peak>stock jew steal all my moneyim fucking done with this shit im going to back to shitcoin
BYND will retrace back to 8 by FridayMSTR will go parabolic after Saylor reveals major deal with NVIDIABUY BUY BUY
>>61174811soldered at 4 thank you for buying my bags
>>61174826No anon, it's already over
BUY BUY BUY BUY
GET IN DNUT FAST AS FUCK YOU SMIGGERS!!It's PUMPING MAD AND NOT TOASTED
>>61174812Oh and iron condor bros are driving lambos, 3 straight days of SPX price action being tiny dollar moves over hours
>>61174809>>61174793>>61174797kash money is dumping on us
I’ve never wanted a stock to crash more than I do today/smg/ is filled with cancer today
Plug is at 2.80
Krispy Kreme is mooning!
>>61174837You've posted this before....
>dump>halt>dump>halt>dump>halt
>>61174844I held cash for a year straight waiting for the crash. At least when it does happen I'll only lose my peanuts that I'm playing with. 401k niggers will get robbed of everything.
>>61174844Nothing ever happens when you expect it to. 2 weeks ago Friday is the only time you get an asymmetrical advantage for short opportunities because orange man decided to post on truth social
>>61174840>momentum tradersThey mean last bags Migger retards
>>61174840Goddammit Valhalla Cash
>he bought at $3.76
>>61174860>>61174863>completely missing the point
Doesn't help when ppl can't buy or sell, dumbass robinhood.
>corner shop right by my apartment is for saleman im so tempted to jump in
>MARKET IS CRASHING AS HEDGIES GO BANKRUPT COVERING BYND SHORTS
>>61174885Yeah I get the point it’s stupid when retards make blood money on hyper leveraged equity plays, but you don’t even need a crash to liquidate these people. All you need as an IV crush for the call holders and slightly negative price action for the shareholders. Anyone who is playing weird low cap stocks probably is leveraged the size of a small nation because you don’t play those things either your portfolio if you are actually in finance. Just a 5-10% down day in some weird ticker and everyone is liquidated
Kek
BUY BYND NIGGERS SHAKEOUT BEFORE THE MOON
>bynd has entered the "burn everyone long and short" phase
>>61174914Not reading all that>>>/r/eddit
As per usual, NVDA literally only goes down, holy fuck. What a complete fucking garbage company.
Im touching the stove againBack into BYND
it's going up
>>61174937
>>61174932Buy the dip>"The more you buy, the more you save!"
Anyone trade biotech? >news driven>volatile>runs even after the sell the news frontrunners and bots cash outSeems like easy money, just have to make sure to stop out and not bag hold the failures.
Saars they're redeeming again....
>>61174921If you can’t read I think you should try a better board that’s more for your type>>>/pol/
I'M FUCKING SHAKING
>>61174438And yet there are already other comments in this thread with substance, questions, ideas, etc that have gone un-(you)'d
Holy shit man, how many halts more and only when it's going down.
niggermeat will go red with this haltprepare your anus
Aren't meme stock short squeezes a harbinger of recession? Just need a few more retarded IPO's and we'll be in euphoria mania.
why the fuck is fidelity not processing my transferi just want to buy the ibit dip you faggots
>>61174982>anusmissed opportunity for "angus"
What's BYND going to after hours today?
It's our time (third time) now
tomorrow better be neon green because im getting absolutely shredded today
>>61174935That reversal was over quickly. I got shaken out and actually lost money this time.Done with memes for the day. I'm still up +85% for the day thanks to selling most of my BYND in premarketWhy is SOXL dumping? Did I miss a Trump tweet?
>>61174993probably go sideways at around one us dollar
>>61174980Because thousands of screaming redditors are trying desperately to get out, why the fuck do you think it it actually 'going down'. The 3.62 gap bounce was automatic and I flagged that most obvious point a thread ago. They need another one one at the same point or this might get really nasty for (you)
WHAT WAS THE FUCKING NEWS????WHY DID SHIT AND PISS 500 SHIT AND PISS THE BED????
Always close but never at it, Im so tired biz bros, when do I get in early, all in, on a 10x minimum multi bagger, all in under 3 months time? I want freedom from the wagecage permanently.
AAAAAAAAA HAHLT IT AGAIN
>>61175022No news. That’s it.
U GOT 2KNO WEN 2 HOLD EMKNO WEN 2 FOLD EMKNO WEN 2 WALK AWAYKNO WEN 2 RUNU NEVER WILL B WOMENWEN U CUTTIN OFF UR PETERSTHERELL BE TIME ENUF FOR CUTTINWEN THA SHAKEOUTS DONE
What the fuck happened with MP Materials and USAR? Did China announce they will starting exporting rare minerals again?
>>61175022perhaps its all the bad news that has been completely shaken off and ignored for the past 5 years
>>611750344gottedpicrel
BYNDmarines it would be so much easier if you just capitulated. Don't do this to yourselves.
>>61175022vixperation, they slammed vix monday and tuesday, now it's free to go
Jesus fucking christ half of you mongs would be so much better off even getting free tradingview and learning what a candle chart looks like. It's ok, you can keep your crayon line phone apps for losing all your money on, but at least learn why kek
>>61175034>>61175043Kino
I'm starting to get a little bit worried about BYND now. Weren't we supposed to go to the moon? Why are we heading towards the Earth?
>>61175022nigga its just 1%
so preddit gets wind, and BYND dumps?would the influx of retarded funko-glutton whales there pump it or are they really actually that poor?
Please tell me this is just october shaking in november we go up right?????
We're overdue for a flash crash, aren't we?
>>61175076were you not alive on october 10 2025 or something
>>61175064nah this looks like a real selloff, done the right wayjust swings up and down as it goes down like a proper bear marketi wouldnt want to be long the market the rest of this week
My portfolio getting nuked. Wtf apld
>>61175085I mean a flash crash that recovers the same day like 2010.
>>61175091>mfw just bought 7k of tqqqI know that the jews have it out for me, personally, but isn't this a bit much?
>>61175064>>61175091I'm only doing short term trades until clown market implodes
>>61175103its 3x leveraged...so it will be down tomorrow too...
TOTALMARKET COLLAPSE
>>61175097Same. Down 7.5k since the 8th...
>lost $3000 in USAR last few days>got in and out of BYND earlier today and made $4000>learned nothingnow i'm only holding SNDK and i'm too scared to buy anything else
>>61174419All stocks are memes.
>>61175076Let's hope so, new generation needs some 2010 kino. *VOICE CRACKING SCREAMING* '79's ARE TRADING.............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6Pa6i-EKmk
SOXL Chad, TMF Anon, please give me rundowns of both your things. I need a big win.>SOXLWhat's a good price to buy at?>TMFTimeline for when you expect TMF to hot $80? Milestones along the way that make it obvious ie, X interest by Y date with Z pricing of TMF?
lost 50% today.and then went all in on bynd after open.
IWM is closing in on down 2%, the fuck is happening?
almost bought 1 share of fake meat at $5, would've been so ashamed of myself, it's only fun to win
>>61175127This feels near impossible solely because retail vill slurp it. They can't have that easy win for retail happening.
>they still couldn't push it under 4>whale push only starts in 2 hoursBYND is going to 10 isn't it
>>61175034Based
>>61175125How’d you know to get into BYND in the first place?
Anyone? >>61174820
yesterday's close is a ADAMANTIUM wall>>61175142I think the worst has passed. We have won.
martin shkreli is fucking hilarious
>>61175159autistic retards on a panamanian underwater basketweaving forum told me
I'm being short ladder attacked
>>61175173just look at the qqqi, jepq and spyi charts idiot
Fuk BYND that shit is toast. Real question: is it too late to short AMD
I actually find BYND's product and business model very compelling.
>>61175191Just get a long ladder :^)
is crypto over or what, I want to buy some etfs but that shit keeps dumping
>>61175200>ID: BUY
>>61175210Top is in on october 6th, educate yourself.
>>61175173Selling covered calls during a crash is like being thankful your shed didn't burn down in the house fire, since the underlying shares can halve in value.
Fake meat hodlers getting what they deserve.
orange man?
wsb is dropping this shit like a hot potato. it's over
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
WTFWT
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT BYNDWTFWT
>>61175128My problem with the TMF guy is that I believe cutting interest rates is going to happen, and in theory this should cause the price of existing 20 year bonds to go up. However the fed only controls the interest rate in the near term, and should the existing price of TMF already be pricing in future rate cuts to an extent?
>>61175159i thought it was going to do the same thing it did yesterdaythen i had to go to the wage cage so i sold
>>61175232no post
rip. it's over. it's all over. it's never been more over than it is right now
BROOOOOOO I SOLD MY SPY SHORT FOR THIS SHIT AAAAAAA WTFFFF
AHHHH ITS SO OVER
WTF WAS THAT
It's over
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
Oh my fucking god
>>61175242reddits revenge
is the orange retard crashing the stock market again?
UUUU Bros we are back to save the stock market
Reddit lost.Shkreli won.
>>61175232>Trump Admin. Weighs Plan To Restrict Globally Produced Exports To China Made With US Software – RTRS Sources- New Export Controls Under Consideration Could Curb Exports On Wide Range Of Goods To China
>>61175259Now crash it with the exact same China FUD.
I'm already 50% down on my long...
Hmmm SOXL dumped further. Why's it doomping?>>61175244I'm not super knowledgeable on it Im just looking for easy gains. Though it does make sense that it should be pricing future cuts but then it dumped anyways back in late 2024
>>61175280I went from 50% up on a long to 90% down in two fucking days.
up +7% today from SPY puts
this market is schizo as fuck
can you guys stop panicking for just -1% ? I thought something was actually happening
BEYOND MEAT IS CRASHING M FUCKIY BASTDERDS
i am become panican
>>61175283>Why's it doomping?guess
>>61175290>Giga dump candle on massive volume because orange retard tweetedBruh
I want off Orange Man's wild ride
>>61174779Everytime the market shits I suck out my profits and dump it into HGRAF m8
KEK BAGGIES
We're going to $650 by EOD
Could've made 20k from BYND but made 8k instead, I got too greedy
>>61175303This edit makes him look a lot more british
I'll double down on BYND and hope for a miracle by EoW.
>$TLT and $TMFHeh, who could have EVER known???Heh
I'm going to eat a steak. A real steak.
>>61175323we've been telling you retards to exit for 2 threads now
>BYND going negativeGet me off this ride please. I've already lost half of my savings.
Did I get banned again ?
I went all in SOXL calls to fund my sex change operation. looks like I will never be a woman nowm
We can't let the hedgies win! This was supposed to be the MOASS!!
Time to go all in on DNUT
What was the tweet?
Well, now that BYND is over I think I can be pretty happy. Bought at $1.90 sold at $3.40 and $4.50. Timing was off but first time buying into a retarded meme stock so at least I didn't get my fingers burnt. Will buy one of their shitty burgers tonight as a toast
>>61175347My bags are getting real heavy bro
>>61175346what kind of hellspawn HR harpy came up with this shit
Where is the guy with the 69k this morning, I told him to sell.. he said I might lol
I HATE STRATEGY PIECE OF SHIT SAYLOR I HATE STRATEGY PIECE OF SHIT SAYLOR I HATE STRATEGY PIECE OF SHIT SAYLOR I HATE STRATEGY PIECE OF SHIT SAYLOR I HATE STRATEGY PIECE OF SHIT SAYLOR I HATE STRATEGY PIECE OF SHIT SAYLOR I HATE STRATEGY PIECE OF SHIT SAYLOR I HATE STRATEGY PIECE OF SHIT SAYLOR I HATE STRATEGY PIECE OF SHIT SAYLOR I HATE STRATEGY PIECE OF SHIT SAYLOR I HATE STRATEGY PIECE OF SHIT SAYLOR I HATE STRATEGY PIECE OF SHIT SAYLOR I HATE STRATEGY PIECE OF SHIT SAYLOR I HATE STRATEGY PIECE OF SHIT SAYLOR I HATE STRATEGY PIECE OF SHIT SAYLOR I HATE STRATEGY PIECE OF SHIT SAYLOR I HATE STRATEGY PIECE OF SHIT SAYLOR
>>61175356You are the second person who said they'd buy one of their shitty burgers as a treat....or this is the second day you will be doing that....but either way congrats
holy fuck bynd, those reddit screenshots
>>61175340Wow this is insane it’s like a pump dot fun coin im kinda panicking not even joking i sold 1.5c at 6.7 so its kinda funny except if it goes to .70 I lose half so Jesus Christ save us
....and there it is
niggermeat baggies are dumber than a rock kek
>Come back from a shower>BYND below 3$Lol baggies.
>>61175370geeeeeeeeeeeeet fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuked
>>61174695Tesla recalls 13000 US cars over battery problemsMusk just insulted chief of NASAEarnings calls expected to go very poorly
>>61175362Oh lol right, I remember that. His apartment evaporated.
Told you to buy SPY puts this morning and that retard asked me why
Beyond soi has capitulated
>>61175373Oh fuck not again
>>61175364dude just hold until the next gigabubble in 25 years lmao
time to kek at the baggies in their general
>>61175373>Credit contagionI don't feel so good.
>>61175369Different guy, I guess great minds think alike
is this algos? everything is red not just spy
Intcels, will we be ok after earnings?
>>61175391AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT RUINES MY WHOLE WINS40% IN THE REDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>dump>halt>pump>haltJust let nature take its course
>>61175400hydrograph technology is greenbuy hydrograph technology
>>61175400Jerome's cat sat on the keyboard and accidentally clicked "sell" with the infinite money at the fed
>>61175423FUCK YOU BAGGIEnot falling for your bags again>hgraf>plugdidnt fall for>grrr>brrr>bynd
WHY IT ALWAYS HALTS ON A LITTLE PUMP YOU FUCKING NIGGER JEWS HELL IS NOT ENOUGH DAMNATION FOR YOUR SOULS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61175258this is very strangeMARGIN CALL GET LIQUIDATED WE CLOSED ALL YOUR POSITIONS AND YOU STILL OWE US 3 BILLION DOLLARS
>DO NOT REDEEEEEEEM>DNUT REDEEEEEEEMreeeeeeeeee
>>61175438Glad I didn't panic sell - going back up. Suspect a lot of stop loss hunting at 4 dolla going on.
the antichrist is controlling my folio
bynd retards i kneel
>>61174984Yes GME was because of the 2020 recession if you boil it down.
>>61175373I wonder if we really are dual economy now. I imagine a person trading in a car cause it needs basic things like front brakes, an oil change, filters and tires. Heard someplaces are charging $900 for front brakes...lol lmao
>>61175373DIMON WAS RIGHT COCKROACHES AAGGHHH SELL SELL SELLL
>>61175459shop labor rates are well over $200/hr everywhere. And the mechanic gets paid $20-30 of that
>>61175076>flash crash*12 yearbear market
You know I don't care no moreDon't care no moreNo more, no more, no moreDon't care no moreNo more, no morehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLpfbcXTeo8
Belial whispers words of oblivion into my ears.
>>61175464People will still slurp the dip. Everyone who didn't slurp the Covid dump got fucked.
>>61175470I do wonder why we haven't had an extended bear market in so long
>>61175483Money printer go brrr.
>>61175478well yeah thats why real proper bearish selloffs have gigantic rallies that then get sold off just as swiftlyhmmm i dont feel so good about the last 6 months of a straight up market bros..
>>61175483weve been in a bear market since the beginning of the yeardont tell me you thought the dead cat bounce that started in april was the end of the bear market, lol
>>61175373N O T H I N GBURGER
>>61175360i'd guess it was an HR lady who came up with the cards and corporate who gave a list of "prizes" they could offer. mix the two and you get this demoralizing horror.
SPY 673 soon
Should I hold this or try to get out today before earnings
>>61175346Reminds me of the image where the Walmart wagie has spun the prize wheel and his "prize" is not having to come in on a Sunday or something like that
>>61175502the bounce in xlf seems to indicate this
Fake meaters not like this
>>61175517nah all new longs from last week have to be shaken out as well before new athseveryone that trades 0dtes needs to suffer in this market
SPY will end green checkem
>>61175533checked but double dubs arent gonna be enough today buddychecked but wrong
>>61175533CHECKED
>>61175533Thank you sir oh thank you!Kids put the stove on, we can eat tonight.
I think it's wise to consider the opportunity cost of not being all in on mcd, ko, wmrt and admwhy am I not 100 percent in these, I'm literally losing money by keeping 22k in cash out of the market at the momentI'm waiting for the downturn everyone has been predicting, and I'm new to the stock market like a month in after selling all my cryptostill, I'm losing money by not owning mcdonalds stock, which is probably the best company in the world atmmcdonalds is security, mcdonalds is the bringer of life, mana from heaven, after having mcdonalds twice yesterday on 16 hours of work and I found myself missing it, knowing that I will go home after an easy day and not have mcdonaldsI think it's obvious that not putting every cent you have into mcdonalds would be unwise
Man, fidelity fucking sucks. Way too many restrictions and the UI is dogshit compared to robinhood. Im transferring all my money out of this and putting it in robinhood. I only opened this shitdelity account to buy hgraf, and it wont even let me do that. Bad platform, bad you.
>>61175533I think tomorrow we end green to setup the melt up. Today is end of the world fud.
>>61175541How about 4 5's?
>>61175547Preach.
Mayhe I'll open a short on AMD at market close
>>61175381So I should double down on my puts?Why did somebody put 10M on ATM calls this AM?
>>61175502>nothing burgerBYND bottom signal
I’m down bigly
Made a few bucks scalping BNBX had almost 5% then gave half of it back
can lightning strike twice BYNDbros?
We're already in the bear market. Its over.
>>61175590me too
V shaped recovery on SPY673 here we come
>>61175541you sound scared.
why do they keep halting it even now tho
Someone bake
>>61175647Fuck off
THE TIME TO SHORT NIGVIDEO IS NOW1M CHART LOOKS LIKE SHITTIME TO KILL BURGERLAND
Guys I think the aids meat actually wants to pump back up a lil but the hedgies are cockblocking it
>>61175661Well I think you're gay
>>61175655>TIME TO KILL BURGERLANDKeep trying lol
>>61175647We can't, we blew the entire baking budget on meme stocks. smeegh is bankrupt
>>611754832022 was onefrom literallyJAN FIRSTall the way upuntil CHATGAYTROONPEEwas released
SELLLLLLLL SELLL REDDIT SELLLLLLLLL
COCKROACHES EVERYWHERE AAAaGAGGHGHGHGHG SELL SLEL EVERYTHING SELL IT ALL GET ME OUT
i buyed at ~1 and still don't wanna sell. Woulda sold at 8 some, if the market was open
3 dollars was the perfect BYND entry
>>61175647For free? After I just blew my life savings on boomer rocks and fake meat? Surely you jest
>>61175692SELLLLLLLLL SEEEEEELLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLLLLL
>>61175701SELL IT'S OVER
>>61175718IT'S OVER, SELL MY POST
>>61175677>>61175692>>61175709>>61175718Massive buy signal
>>61175732>>61175732>>61175732all in gme btw
>>61175709>>61175718>CYA at end of idAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT REALLY IS OVER SELLLL EVERYTHING
I bought 500 BYND at $3 pretty good deal if you ask me.
>>61175677Reddit is trash, I'll get memed on for even trying to post there, but I have for some of the hyper specific forums, and they just don't let new accounts post. How are they possibly going to build a userbase doing that? The captcha and timeout here sucks but at least you can post.And that's not even getting into the insane moderation they have. And that's not even getting into the self enforced moderation via karma.Total shit website. I'm too pussy to short it though.
>>61175381Psyop to shake out the TSLA paper hands.
>>61175746>The captcha and timeout hereyou onlyget that wenthe server has detectedREDDIT COOKIESin ur browser& it permanently flagsur ip with REDDITORaccordingly
I'm already on green lmao, good thing I didn't panic sell.
>>61175746>>61175792reddit is god tier for porn and pretty much thats it, puts /gif/ to shame
