Trump announcement edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61183051
>>61184358What are you guys buying pre-Trump address?
>>61184371BYND. Trump will announce that the government is going to take a big stake in BYND and offer it to the US Troops as healthy alternatives. Y-y-y-ou will see!
>>61184371Lockheed Martin
BROTHERS SMIGGERS, STATUS?Free path to the promised winter rally or better to hold some ca$h?
>>61184371UCO puts.
How long until AMD hits 1T?
WAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRWAR WAR WAR WAR WAR
>>61184394This is AI?
Apparently $1M NW puts you at 1% in Asia. You guys are going to get your beautiful asian wife right?
Insider here, Trump sent me this memo for his announcement:>At 3 PM EST, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, will be announcing the BIGGEST and BEST announcement in the HISTORY of AMERICA folks. The BIGGEST and BEST. No other announcement has EVER been like this before. It's really something else. Really something. People are saying that it's unbelievable folks, unbelievable. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>61184394short commercial real estate
>>61184402It's real (GRIM AND BULLISH)
Is this a new ATH for SPY?
>Spectral AI Prices Offering For Issuance Of 4M Shares And Pre-Funded Warrants At $1.90/Share
>>61184396>>61184388OKLO, DUOL, TSMC. It was that easy.
>>61184407idk this is probably the bottom for CRE.
>>61184409Close. It closed at 673.11 on Oct 8.
>>61184371Nothing atm, listening to the announcement and will buy whatever he shills.
>>61184415what future do shops, restaurants and office buildings have tho
Pooping for 3rd time in 20 hours, pray for me
>10 PBTID shill last night is spamming BYND like an astroturfer>tell him to fuck off and that ads/spamming is reportable (did not announce a report)>gor warnedFor fucking what?
>>61184409i think its ath for qqq at least.
>>61184400After nvda hits 5t.
kek everything is crab dumping in fear of orange nigger
Anyone knows why is RVPH pumping?
>>61184413Guessing i should sell and then buy back when its cheaper, yeah?
these levels shouldn't be possible
i hate that orange bitch so much
WAR
>>61184442I would certainly consider it
>>61184430There's a weird rule of thumb where if you point out someone is doing something reportable, that you reported them and are announcing it, even if that's not necessarily the case. Your post was also probably mass-reported because frankly a lot of the BYND stuff over the last couple of days felt very coordinated.
>>61184439It's crab pumping
How to short the black community?
>>61184439I don’t know what you bought, but this is the best day of the month for me.
>>61184358We're double topping and dumping for at least the next 2 weeks maybe more.
best place to watch the orange man verbally tweet?
Buying every BYND dip here.
>>61184457Elect democrats unironically
Oh, its something about the Insurrection Act.
>>61184439I'm up 1.1% on the day, what are you buying?
>>61184457canceling all (((social media))) -- NFLX, AMZN, DSNY, NBC, etc
>The Trump administration is opening Alaska’s entire Arctic National Wildlife Refuge to oil and gas leasing, reversing a Biden administration decision that put the pristine wilderness area off limitslol
>>61184489Ruh Roh Baggy, haven't we lost erough already?
>NVDA finally pumps>on half its average daily volume
>>61184357Those same chinks had to put down generational wealth just as a deposit on the PROMISE of homes and went into generational debt paying the mortgage for what turned out to be tofu dreg shells because a third of Chyna’s economy was a Ponzi scheme that redditors can only DREAM of being rugged by Wumao begone
>>61184414Shamefully thin
>>61184506Need this deregulation for rare earths and critical minerals. Alaska has tons
>>61184506Is there finally hope for the Pebble or is Don Jr. still vetoing
Can anyone explain OpenAI to me? They just announced another acquisition. How do they have the money to do that, when by the CEO's own estimate they're gonna need to buy at least a trillion dollars in infrastructure to ever turn a profit?
How can we fix this, why are women doing so bad?
>>61184476I opened a random live on YouTube and it was an AI video by an Indian where Trump was saying "we improved the Blockchain in a way that now if you send 1btc you receive 2 BTC" and there was a QR code below.How many boomers are getting fucked tonight? It had 1,2k already.
>>61184551>How do they have the money to do thata wonder indeed
I have a feeling tomorrow will be green. Pocket money pump before the weekend. Don't screencap this.
>>611845601,2k likes*
I got $17k liquid boys, what's the move before I put it all into GME lows and sell at $35 again
Jeets arguing in the CNBC live chat over gold Vs crypto
>>61184560A boomer I know got fooled recently by an Indian who greenscreened himself into an episode of The View, and he was like>Woww!! Can't believe they're actually letting this guy talk and not talking over him!
pump my bags orange nigger lets go
>hold a stock for 3 months, up 30%>bad news dropped ah>sold everything this morning with market order, down to 5% gain total>it bounced back>i got back in again after the bounce with higher avg and less shareswhat a fucking shitty feeling
Tulsi Gabbard sitting there. This is going to be Insurrection Act or a declaration of war on Venezuela. Calling it now.
>>61184590My wife's grandpa showed me this, amazed, thinking it was real and praising god for the story. https://youtu.be/FZAtbd9dnL0
>>61184578Seeing how every single person is talking about crypto feels kinda bearish though. Never a good sign when even normies are getting into the bubble.
>>61184554That's a lot of single mother men
Announcement is military operations in VZ… holy shit bruhs.
>>61184424Are you seriously betting on people giving up slop?
INTEL $40 CALLS /SMG/? I NEED TO MAKE IT
>>61184624Forgot pic, something funky over there.
>>61184637So buy oil stocks?
>>61184554How are there so many male single mothers?
>>61184636LOL LMAO MORE LIKE PUTSQ3 is garbage and nothing good happened until after it was closedTHEY WILL SHIT THE BED HARDLIKE IBMI BURY MONEYYOU WILL BUY THE PUTS SARRRRR
>>61184624>>61184637With the drug seizure charts on the stream. All but confirmed.
>>61184624Which ticker to go long on US-VZ war?
Evenin' goldbros
something tells me cpi tomorrow is going to end the bull market
>>61184637>TEALUsing a color as a callsign is a known SOCOM practice. >weather reconThey're doing ISR for something.
>>61184666>the CPIoor
WHAT IS THE VENEZUELA WAR TICKER
>>61184635the slop gets delivered to your house now
amazon's CC premiums have been so good in an otherwise shit stock performance YTD
>>61184653I'm thinking >RTX>LMT>BA>ESLT>PLTR
>>61184677Lockheed nigger, and maybe XOM
Rate my portfolio. Up big today
Hard to imagine that thr SPX isn't setting up for upside continuation...
>>61184569You think OpenAI is a front? And they're actually a bunch of drug lords? :)(Gatsby wasn't lying about being rich, just his name. Made his fortune running bootleg alcohol during Prohibition.)
DRUG CARTELS NOTHINGBURGER SELL SELL SELL SELL
Thank you, Patrick
>>61184576Micron Technology. The last time I saw a a tech stock with a PE/G that goddam low was Nvidia right before it took off.
>>61184516When you’ve read up on the math you realize it’s a CERTAINTY not a PROBABILITY.
>>61184691>Made his fortune running bootleg alcohol during Prohibitionoh, I saw a man made rich by a new Federal Reserve printing the cash needed to fuel the roaring 20s. the mobster level stuff is just part and parcel of the people involved. Gatsby wasn't just drug lord rich.
>>61184358>Breaking: OpenAI announces collab with Uber, stock soars>Breaking: OpenAI announces collab with Tampax , P&G stock soars>Breaking: OpenAI announces collab with human feces, Ferguson stock soarsHooooooooooonk, honk honk honk!
TRUMP TALKING, what are we BETTING ON? MARKET STILL OPEN.
>>61184704Can you even calculate?
>>61184702Plus their earnings per share increased A THOUSAND PERCENT over the past year, but the stock's only up 90%. I guess the market is treating it with kid gloves because they're in the process of divesting themselves from a lot of their business dealings in China. Once that gets clarified, off to the moon.
>>61184710I don’t care for the insults. You’re getting ignored.
All the new Robinhood AI features are draining my iPhone Xs battery at an alarming rate. Time to get a new one, which color should I go for bros?
PLEASE VZ WARmy oil is going to skyrocket if true
>>61184738Don't they let you replace the battery in the goddam thing?
>>61184762Cool it with the antisemitic remarks
TRUMP, THE MARKET DOESN'T CARE
>>61184762anon think of the shareholders
>>61184762Why would you? You'll buy the new best Iphone 2 years from now anyway.
>>61184780Normalcattle buying new phones before their old one stops working is expected but I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
>>61184762That'll be $499.99 plus tip
>the important announcement was just another grandpa Simpson ramble session
>>61184762You think Applepeople would not just waste money on a new one?
>google mastered quantum computersits over. We're all gonna die to robots and silicon valley elite.
NVIDIA MENTIONED JENSEN MENTIONED BUY BUY BUY
So what's the news? Is he just messing with the press pool?
drug cartels? radical left crazies? that's great but where are the epstein files
I'M WATCHING RARE EARTH STOCKS AS TRUMPET SPEAKS FUUUCK COME ON, SAY SOMETHING MARKET-RELATED FFS NOBODY CARES ABOUT NVIDIA HUNG
remember when /smg/ bought the top LMAO
>>61184800It's so fucking shorted that not even in a century will pump (see Uber deal minu)
>>61184820i bought at 1.15 thoughever (sold at 2.30)
>>61184817the what?
>>61184798they did not
>COCAINE FUCK BROS, BUY COKE-COLA NOOOW
Looks like NFLX bounced mightily off the 200 MA. My calls should be up bigly in a week or two. Another successful trade. Kind of scared I'll get into a losing streak but my technique is proving to be effective. Buy on low RSI and BB level, sell before it bounces too hard
Thank you for your attention to this matter
Bullish for UNH?
Happeningbros....?
Wait nobody told me Intel earnings was an hour AFTER closing
BYND is such a piece of shit stock. Manipulated as all hell.
>>61184862>the stock that reddit has been manipulating all week is manipulatedyea very true
Fucking awful day, ended up bagholding and turning a $150 gain into a $1500 loss.Just scalped a little bit now just before close for a little $60 gain (much smaller position, it would have been $300 at the position of my earlier loss).
>>61184832>literally say they made an algorithm run on a quantum computer faster then on a supercomputeryeah it's over anon. Mass unemployment and skynet while zucc and musk laugh at us.
WOW the BYND open short selling hit over 200% You know what that means..I can’t believe people aren’t loading the boat. This is guaranteed free money! I basically took out a HELOC just so I could buy more shares on this ridiculous pullback.
>>61184867>manipulatedIt’s literally one of a handful that isn’t. You had a bunch of ppl pump it and baggies dumped their bags at breakeven.The rest of the market is what’s being pumped while the credit crisis is sorted out behind the scenes.
I think I'm going to exclusively trade biotech. Even though it burned me today, I am circling in on a good strategy.What fucked me today was only doing one stock at a time. For swinging I need a couple and a tight stop, otherwise if I pick wrong I just hope and hope and hope.
>>61184702>>61184713Observed, thanks for the lead bro.
Question to AmerifriendsIn the UK, you get to have £20k investments being completely tax-free.Outside of that window, if your sold assets exceed £3000, you're subject to 18%-24% depending on your income.Does the US have a similar sort of allowance or are you charged CGT even if you make a dollar in a year?
>idk I shouldn't trade that it's less than a dollar>finishes the day well above $2 Lol FUCK. Rather than being mad about missing it I'm going to plan on being ready for the next one. For better or worse I won't be able to trade tomorrow so at least I can cool down from my loss.
byndmarines got awfully quiet this afternoon.
>>61184893Your servant, sir.
This is just a fuckin circlejerk
how is it so volatileit's either up 10% or down 10% every day
>>61184894>Lives in what used to be the world's premier tax haven>Pays taxr u ok?
>>61184921our tax havens are off-shoreGibraltar, Jersey, Guernsey, Isle of ManCayman Islands, Bermuda, Turks and CaicosIn the UK itself we get commie-tier taxes.
>>61184894standard deduction applies to all income upto 15/30k married couplelong term cap gains upto 90k i think, after that is 20%theoretically if you made 120k a year in qualified dividends or sales of long-term cap gains equities you won't have to pay a penny in federal income taxthe real suckers are W2 employees / goys on a payroll
>>61184894In burgerland its short term which is added as income and long term which is like 15%. Long term is basically a year. So hold for a year and you can get like 15% on it. short term can be anything from 15%-32% but it depends on your income levels for that but its usually the bulk of taxes paid.
>>61184919>american's saw the wolf of wallstreet do pinkslips and thought "that a good business we should do that">the majority of NASDAQ are now shitcoin level scamsgraphene looks promising
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>61184929I know. You know. So... take a boat?
DING DING DING How'd we do gents? 3.3% gains here.
>>61184938Up 1.15%, back in the green for the week
>>61184938+1.51%Dropping a little after hours, though....
>>61184938>+3.4%>BYND bags performingCan't complain.
I doubled down on BYND and somehow that position is also in the red. I feel like killing myself I just wanna make it....
>>61184938+$750
>>61184648
>>61184938Today: +0.84%This Week: -1.51%This Month: +0.95%This Year: -30.77%
One minute candles really have the ability to slow down time.>the real suckers are W2 employees / goys on a payrollWith employment tax (paid by the employer but of course affecting the bottom line) they are fucked over worse than even short term capital gains traders
>>61184947The legalities (which are too complex to get into) mean that it's only worth exercising your right as a British citizen to use this tax havens if your annual income is substantial, like over £600k. Technically even the lowest pleb CAN do it, but it's only financially viable/sustainable over a certain number.>>61184930>>61184932interestingso if you're feeling nervous about a stock on HOOD or whatever, do you dump it or hold so you won't get your taxes doubled?
>>61184938>+1.1%Expended the last of my cash. Now I definitely need the market to go up or I'm really fucked
INTCEL IS GIGADU PUMPING
>>61184965stop doing it wronghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvERE-Beu2U
>>61184938
>>61184862you bought the top, we know
>>61184938+2.16%Month: -10.21%I'm fixing this. I'm fixing it
>>61184977that's for realized gainsonly a third world hellscape taxes unrealized
>>61184938Finally a good day+2.22
>>61184938+$255.00 (+5.47%)HOLY CRAP THAT INTEL PLAY WORKEDPOLICEMEN SWEAR TO GOD SORRY I SAID IT'D CRAB ANON I'M OUT
Intel bros…. We fucking won.
>>61184938>1D: +$2,371 (+2.10%)>3M: +$69,825 >YTD: +$117,913Sold most short positions yesterday. Not sure how I feel about November yet.
INTCNTChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGEyBeoBGM
>>61184938Got greedy with BYND and now my account is red YTD - never opening my portfolio when i wake up in the morning againI've learned my lesson on meme stocks - probably gonna be a VOO or other ETF fag for the forseeable future with only one or two stock plays (have two that i hope will put me back to green by years end)To the one anon who respects my chieposting, I do it for you. I may not return (or more likely I'll just stop avatarfagging and fall in line)
INTELSISSIES WE ARE SO BACK
>>61184938+0.60%
>>61184938-18%whole port -60%
>>61184938>+1.24%Puts me in the green for the week. Moving into more of a cash position in preparation for any more Trump trolls
INTCel brosWe won
>I sold INTC for BYND...
>>61184977I am not going to give you tax advice here but you don't have to pay attornies alone there. A PCC with 3 of your friends will do you all pretty good.>>61184919They are paying themselves 2m of shareholder money with 6k in sales. Is this bullish to you?
YUP ITS JOEVER AGAINI YEETED THE SPY PUTS TODAY AND DIDNT REDEEMALL MY WEEKS GAINS GONEINTCEL PUTS HAVE BEEN HEEMEDUNLESS THE ORANGE NIGGER SAYS SOME DUMB FUCK SHIT THAT TANKS THE ENITRE MARKET ITS JOEVER AGAIN
Any anons trade biotech? I'm working on a strategy>check premarket gainers>find bios >check news>financial/fulfillments = buy>otherwise ignore>read chart and disregard pump and dumps (hard to tell sometimes)
Beyond bagholding bros, time to make your own dedicated bagholding thread like GME and BNB. This thread is for Intel GODS
>>61185022I feel you Chieanon. I bought the local top for BYND yesterday at 4.16 and immediately folded at a 3 cent loss. I won't touch it again though, I'm too dumb to swing it. And thank you :) It's only once a day so I don't think that's the end of the world. There are anons who are recognizable like LiberationDay anon by their photos anywhoCaptcha: XM00N
>>61185049>SPY PUTSWasn’t the day, desu. Yesterday was too much of a bloodbath
>>61185028Anon what the hell are you doing
>>61184938>>61185008Goal for EOY is 400k. I'm feeling quite in tune with my strategy and overall market intuition. After that, I'll invest in my own business. I'm having a lot of fun too.
Trump just used the word "enigma". The word people claimed he wouldn't use. You know, the one in the drawing for Epstein. And he used it very naturally, without thought.
>Things have gotten much worse since the tweet >Back at ATHExplain
>>61185052>Beyond bagholdingjej
Im still up because of the covered call I sold but this can't drop much more
>>61185052kys nigger
>>61184974ganbatte right-angle-kun
>>61185076Hey I used that last thread and no one even said anything. Fake market
>>611850621 wrong decision spiraled me downward. couldve been up 250% whole port right now if i held my core stock and ignored the initial OPEN pop fomo. lost on that one and tried to chase my losses with other stocks, all tanked ofc
>>61184554they are stupid>>61184938+3.5%
DNUT Baggots how we feelin? I'm a bit less down from my 4.5 entry now.
intelbros we are so back
Cam'on NFLX let's reclaim the trend
>>61184965Chill, during the weekend there will be no price movement but there will be further awareness about the short squeeze opportunity, and the current price is already dangerous for those who shorted going back to March this year (and longer ago).
>>61184457who the fuck burns through $100 of gas in a day? Is she a fucking trucker or something?
>>61185058It particularly stings because i saw it at 6.80 yesterday morning and bought more thinking it would hit 8. Classic greed.Gave me a good (albeit expensive) lesson at least. I still have a small bag but i'm not holding out much hope on recouping that loss. I can always look at Loss posts on reddit to feel better at least - losing 3k is nothing compared to what some of those guys throw away.Godspeed anon - I may post more Chie in the future (particularly if i get good plays and go green)
>>61185116Netflix is worth twice DIS. Lol, lmao even
>Netflix faced a significant 9.7% drop in stock price due to a $620 million tax expense in Brazil, lmoa
>>61185067imagine just sneaking a quick sniff
>>61184457Women over-represent their standards with regards to men and the resources they can extract from them as a means of intra-sexual competition with and signaling of high status to other women
>>61185137People can only watch so much capeshit. NFLX offers a cornucopia of content for the liberal elites
>>61185130I think it's not in a day, but rather per fill. She wants you to spend/to give her $50 for a breakfast. New Outfit? You gotta send her $300 for one at least.
>>61185147Exactly, a nothingburger. Scoop up shares right now if you don't already have calls
soxl doin a lil some in ah
How did I not see Western Union on any upcoming earnings charts?
>>61185022>>61185058You are both gamblers. Get that checked out before you ruin your lives. Always err on the side of a trade being a loss, and downsize risk accordingly before placing it. Never bet the full amount at once, always in increments. Never chase green. Any money put into memes should be considered an instant loss. A winning trade on a meme should be seen as sheer luck, a literal scratch off ticket.
>>61185155They should just buy Disney.
>>61185166sold at 42 should i have held to 67 anon
BYND making big moves after hours.
how could anyone not buy intc after the president of the united states literally bought shares with taxpayer money??? how dumb and stubborn can you honestly be??? sincere thanks to maga, I got what YOU voted for :)
HE'S STILL YAPPIN
>>61185173Agreed - as I said, an expensive lesson was learned. Nothing I can't recoup from and I don't do any margin trading thankfully. BUT TOMORROW IT IS ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY HITTING $35 EOD AND I'LL BE A MILLIONAIRE
>>61185177Something big is brewing in the background.
>>61185175You're a goddamn genius. Ill pit the vote in since I am a shareholder of the company and have these rights.
>>61184977>, do you dump it or hold so you won't get your taxes doubled?i dump it because id rather pay higher taxes on gains then no tax on a loss.
>>61185162Sorry but I'm not gonna do that, even if stock price fell for bullshit reasons this time I still don't understand how people are paying for Netflix in 2025.
NEM!
>>61185177>>61185199fr fr, tomorrow BYND will 10 x..maybe 100 x TRUUEEEEEE
>it justs crabs for an entire dayWHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>61185204I don't know either. I don't own any streaming however but apparently its common. You have to keep up with your friends on the latest TVslop you understand.
>>61185199>Something big is brewing in the background.no its not its all in your mind
>>61185206How do they even go red with the recent price action of gold. How do they not have massive surge in revenue?
>>61185223priced in
>>61185204And if youre not buying a good deal for morals I question your capability as a trader. Were here to make money not cast judgement.
>>61185217Imaria
>>61185201>I am a shareholder of the company and have these rights.Do you though?
>>61185214>>61185227>Same IDExplain this.
beyond baggies please take the L and move onto something else
>>61184938+1.1% today+4.5% this month+39% since january
>>61185221...said the increasingly nervous shortie
>>61185223
>>61185248priced in
I have 400,000USD sitting in a treasury ETF earning 4%, am i losing money to inflation? what should I do? I dont want to buy into the market at these all time high evaluations?I hope the market corrects soon, its way too overheated for my comfort
>>61185237>Beyond Meat short interest surges past 100% of public shares, Ortex data shows - REUTERSIs this good
>>61185255Okay boomer.
>>61185255why didnt you do something back in april? stop being a pussy
>>61185245the parabolic move already happened retard. itll be under 200ma this week
>>61185248>>61185253unironically seems so.
>>61185234I'm talking business. They dropped but I can be assured they're fine because I understand their place in the market. I'm not going to refuse to make money on NFLX because they show tranny shit.
>>61185232Of course, im on the board of shareholders. Ill send an email to my fellow shareholders and the CEO then we'll vote on it when they hear this brilliant idea
>>61185255Talk to a financial advisor. Aim for 7-10% returns. You don't have what it takes to do more than that. >>61185188Margin is incredible when you use it to buy companies that actually make money.
>>61185267>decide to find out why BYND went mental earlier>reddit, being added to an ETF, and inexplicably new share issuanceHmmmm yeah I’m not getting into this new one gang
i bought pop tarts for the first time in 10 years and they're legit terrible.
if bynd keeps dying my poorfolio dies.
>>61185328Good.
>>61184938Watchlist green, portfolio red. Just how I like it.
>>61185328They can kill the man, but not the idea
>>61185221I ain't happy, I'm feeling gladI got sunshine in a bag
>>61185288>pumps 14x in 4 trading sessions>anons think its just the beginninganons dont understand std dvs. prob bounce a lil but the major move is done.
>>61184702I wish I'd bought more of this sooner. It's a no-brainer in retrospect. Still adding to my position here and there.
trailing stop loss is your pump n dump antidote
>>61185360GME jumped twice, though...
Redpill me on TMF. Is it a buy with rate cuts on the way?
>>61185368its not gme its dnut openbuy a short dated call if you are confident
>>61184702>>61185361Same. I think MU anon even recommended it to go alongside my massive TSMC position. Haven't started a position yet because I saw a better opportunity but I'm eyeing the ~174 range.
>>61185377yes. it's impossible for the market to know those announced rate comes are coming and it's not priced in
>>61185377yes but i'd use caution, start with TLT mainly and incrementally buy TMF the lower it goes.
Dammit I keep forgetting to DCA into my bogle accountYesterday would have been a good dayI'm such a fuckup
>>61185368>something happened before, so it'll happen again with this unrelated stock im holding!>i have no evidence of anything but it must be true because.. it just is okwishful thinking sure is one hell of a drug
don't forget, as long as we hold the 2.50 barrier until close tomorrow we will go BYND
>>61185305Can't help but agree, Joeyy-pepe-anon. Poptarts are fucking inedible cardboard.
>>61185476This.The wall stands!!BYNDmarines…HOLD THE LINE!!
Im a niGRRR
Which other stock brokers are as easy to use as Robinhood?
>>61184734Go back to plebbit you fucking faggot
>>61185596gay post
>>61185611bot reply
>>61185258if they are reporting this, its 100% baitbond holders want you to pump their bags so they can dump on you again
>>61184403i doubt that they can just be bought
>>61185583>death to all subhuman jewsWhat about regular human jews?
>>61184457even if i win the lottery i will never be able to afford a gf
>>61184762its normal for an iphone to drain the battery about 1% per second when you actually do something with it
>>61184938Bought another million FOXODo not cry for meAlso a chunk of TMF>>61185426...WhoopsWhy should I have started with TLT, for posterity's sake?
Tomorrow at 8:30am is the CPI report.It will determine whether my TMF will take 6-8 months to get to $80 or 4 months.Can you guys please offer a quick prayer?
>>61185703Also if anyone is wondering why TMF went down today, it is because Singapoor reported slightly higher inflation rates yesterday afterhours.>>61185703Again, hopefully we don't see a megadump tomorrow. Crossing my fingers.
>>61185703What specifically should I ask Jebus for?
>>61184358>boomers unironically think A FUCKING CHATBOT can replace people
>>61185703just buy $TQQQ and hold forever.
>>61185723those boomers would be correct.
>>61185722Actually, I changed my mind.Ask him if I could get a big titty waifu to be my eternal bride.
>>61185723The boomers are correct. We are fucked.
>>61185699but why
Intel is going to become the next TSMC by the way.
>>611849380.7% = $12,000Ty
>>61185643I just need one lil exit pump
>>61185748I realized I was doubled up pretty bad on a couple of funds and decided to listen to the TMF prophet and shift into a bond fund as something I have almost no coverage in
>>61185759Except their fundamentals kind of look like shit bro. Revenues have been going down.
>>61185768>TMF prophetI'm not a prophet or a shill haha. I really don't want you guys to lose money if I'm wrong. I don't think I am, but you never know.If it makes you feel better, I'm all fucking in. I AM confident.
>>61185643Yes Thomas Reuters is playing the stock market by reporting on BYND. In fact he pulls dozens of such moves every day with unrelated stocks whenever he sees statistics about the activity of millions of other traders which further his agenda
I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight until CPI is released.
>>61185783Don't worry, you probably actually saved me from sending some cash into the BYND abyss
cpi will be fully rigged to support trump's agenda (more cuts)
>>61185768But what the fuck is foxo.>>61185793if you bought bynd a week ago you would have 5 times as much cash.
>>61184938I was able to sell my TSLL position. I was 150 dollars down at 8 AM. Then it shot up. Fuck elon I'm out. Bought a bunch of UUUU, RGTI and Quantum because that shit looks like it's about to pump/trump is buying. Up 120 bucks.
>>61185799I support this 100000%
>>61185476Is this the sequel to the mathematically impossible dip below three dollars from last thread boss? You guys should get together and write a submission for the International Journal of Mathematics
>>61185781Yeah yeah, /biz/ so far has predicted that>Intel will fail and go bankrupt>Intel's new CEO won't fix anything>Intel will drop after their earnings report comes outI don't get it really. A lot of things that excite or scare investors have nothing to do with reality.
>>61185828Sure but most stocks are valued for... some reason. If not fundamentals then the promise of something. What's the case for Intel?
>>61185699because decay is a bitch with 3x leverage. you can be correct but not at the right time.
>>61185828All of those things would have happened to Intel if the government didn't artificially prop them up with taxpayer money.I'm not saying I bet against it or anything, I'm just saying that at this point it's just a tax drain.
Why is the CPI even getting released? That's the same agency that does the jobsreports. One part is essential, the other not or what?
>>61185839An anon was pushing for TLT5 yesterday (5x leverage). I think 3x is more than enough for this exact reason, haha.
>>611858665x is just retarded, it might take 2 years for this whole thing to play out.
>>61185848>One part is essential, the other not or what?the government shutdown means that things trump wants get funded, while things trump doesn't want don't get fundedtrump doesn't want jobs reports because they don't make markets go up or rates go down, but he wants cpi, because it does make markets go up and rates go down
>>61185877>>61185877
>>61185848the jobs report wasn't rigged, CPI is riggedMIGRATE>>61185867>>61185867>>61185867
>>61185848>One part is essential, the other not or what?what?
>>61185799good
>>61185789it's not that big of a deal
>>61185723It can replace the overwhelming majority of the workplacemost people are uselessthat's why wars are a thing
>Newfag thread has subject>Other thread has no subjectNow what, /smg/?
>>61185901>wars are a thing>t. 4chan 4tard who thinks he won't be drafted
>>61185909you know you can just avoid the draft right?
>>61185828of course it wont but you don't fix shit like that overnight
>>61184938I made back a shit load of money I was in the red on from yesterday. This week has been a bust for me with poor timing on my part. Highly frustrating to lose out on good gains this week.
>>611854763.22 at postmarket close. Feeling really bullish about tomorrow.
>>61185723chatbots are smarter than 50% of normies and more human too
