I own editionpreviously, on /smg/:>>61188384>>61188384 >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling: https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
>>61189179Henlo.Yesterday: -1.12%Overall: +5.87%Also, do Anons calculate the monthly % by averaging the last 30 days or just subtracting the current day's % by the % 30 days ago?
JPMorgan Chase (JPM, Financial) is reportedly set to allow institutional clients to use Bitcoin and Ether as collateral for loans by the end of the year. This move marks a significant step in integrating cryptocurrencies into mainstream finance, following the bank's previous acceptance of crypto-linked ETFs as collateral. The initiative comes amid a strong rally in Bitcoin and regulatory easing under the Trump administration, prompting other major banks like Morgan Stanley (MS, Financial) to expand their crypto offerings.
>>61189553second for bayhorse silver (ticker:BHS)
How will bobo sissies cope about the incoming AMD 10x?
What the hell is going on?! Call David Soxl! Call that little shit!
>>61189564>tripfag
>buy a call>wait 3 days>up 50%thank you trump for tweeting
>>61189553Remidner the jews and adl bnai shit interewove their own understanding of their parasistim
>>61189541>>61189555>>61189560>>61189563
Powell is a faggot.
AMD computerbros...we're all gonna make it
>>61189576you’re smarter than all the 0dte retards
daily rsi on indices has a pretty extreme bearish divergencebuying puts while theyre cheap
I must LOSE money by coming here. Otherwise I would just be in 100% boomer funds.
>>61189591and its gonna keep diverging
>>61189557i prefer to make up a number to annoy the most anons
>Boomers actually thought tariffs would cause every economic problem everGood to leave behind such a corporate generation
>>61189557I check the 1M, but that's delayed by a couple of days on the fidelity app
You bought calls right anon?
Bynd sisters it’s over
>/smg/ thread>euphoria I sold
>>61189603boomers are literally the last generation that believes everything they hear on tv LOL
An entire month straight of HEEMING the market.
>>61189584im pretty much done trying 0dte unless its selling covered calls. get burned way to quickly and panic sell. i find i do far better with 1-3 days out if i want a quick swing, although that one was a month out.
remember, nothing that happens after hours is real
>stock market goes up, stock market goes down...YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT
i have 500 dollars to blow what do
>>61189607Shares.
>>61189608 When its time to buy, you wont want to
My thoughts on anyone interested in SPY 0dte’s Don’t buy calls in the middle of 676.8 to 677.4You’ll get blasted. Wait for more pullback.
>>61189581is inflation rising making it more or less likely that he'll cut the rate?
Invest in gay sex
>>61189624$MSOS
BYND baggies its over…
I have 7k to spend. What should I invest in, and why.
>>61189608Don’t worry , sub 3$ is mathematically impossible, also a faggot redditor will explain in greeks how it’ll gap up massively in 2 more weeks
I put 40k in AMZNI either rope or use my gains to buy a year of prime
>>61189591RSI doesn't mean anything. If you plot RSI on literal random data you'll see bullish and bearish divergences all the time
>>61189643$MSOSBecause they will legalize it and tax it.
>>61189634more. higher inflation means consumer unhappy, so must cut to make happy.
Hello sirs. What to buy? Bearing in mind I just lost $2,000 on le meme stocks.I'm thinking half of the cash in KO / Momo fund, and leave half to buy any dips.
>>61189643Bitcoin
/smg/ every buy and sell csgo skins? I never knew it was such a big deal.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA its crashing spy below .8% we're gonna DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>61189656but isn't cutting rate making inflation go even faster?
>>61189576I did that too for a easy 2x. The risk of course is Trump can and has tweeted again and your weekly will dive permanently underwater and expire worthless.
>>61189660You want SPY to pullback a bit.
>>61189665>cutting rate making inflation go even faster?Seems not.
>>61189643DCA into VOO
>>61189659its fucking wild that people have to invest in all this random bullshit when stocks exist
>>61189655How much up potential is there? Because most of the cannabis stocks haven't been performing that well, basically since they became legal.
>>61189660>crying about normal day swings
>>61189657A nice safe ETF and treatment for gambling addiction.
Perfect time to slurp DEO and STZ
>hit 28k>Immediately all trades lose moneyJews did this. We are all gonna make it. Just enjoy the ride, bros.
Is PLUG also a meme? What's with the dip? i just boughted earlier..
>>61189672I thought it was chinese people because the government stops them from investing in anything.
>>61189643>7kThose Israeli pay-per-posts coming in then
>mfw all my swing trades ended green todayI only made $40 and I'm out of settled cash but we don't talk about that.
>>61189672its basically the same idea as the NFT retards buying pixels of monkeys
>>61189659my russian friend who was also a zigger acked himself yesterday he hasnt been online since
>>61189642Fuck, I went all in. It's over
>>61189665Only if you spend and spending makes happy.
>>61189659It really wasn't until like a few years ago when chinese started heavily trade botting creating artificial volatility, controlling the market and pumping up the prices.Now they reap what they sow I guess.
>>61189643MSTR>why?Citigroup price target
>>61189643GEMI
>>61189687No I just sold Qcom because I got tired of waiting for it do something.
>>61189665Potentially, really the problem will be if they cut and people don't spend.
>>61189653rsi works because every other trader also has rsi on their screen
Blow off top on SPY?
I have liquor being delivered
>>61189705they’re trying to save the housing market from crashing
>bitcoin selling offyeah, puts on equities, nothing has changed
>>61189688Profit is profit
I'm +3% on oil... should I be greedy and hold, or sell now?I'd rather avoid bagholding the weekend
>>61189655When?
I am in SPY 680P Nov 21
>>61189708Literally everyone is seeing that comingYou should have listened to CNBC every night of two weeks agoEveryone and their mother knows a blow off top is comingThe question is how close are we to armaggedon?
how high is AMD gonna go? Should I just sell now? Only have 2 shares I bought at $160
>>61189627Smart
I want to kill myself and the only people I know are some artists on a stock trading thread. Grim
>>6118973320x
>>61189722sellOPEC gives signs that they want to make even more oil and historically Trumpy hates when it's high so he might just tweet something over the weekend.
>MA20 on 5min is support
Butt: PLUGGED
>>61189708where do u see the blow off? jan 2018 was a blow off
>>61189733Ive held AMD since 2016 when it was $2, my only regret was selling 200 shares in 2018 to pay for some bills
>>61189746kek
Bynd will never hit $3 again
Anyone doing WGRX? I got fucked on BYND.
My posts aren't even seen. I may as well be screaming into the void
>>61189618Not that surprised, they had some kind of major beat this quarter but their guidance for next was back at the norm / slightly below it I think.>t. bought last month at $30 and sold at $36
Is this the most useless piece of shit datapoint in finance?
>>61189758You’re wrong.The foundational support is there.I’m currently buying more put credit spreads as I’m bullish on MSTR. I’d advise you all to do the same.
>/smg/ - meme stock generalI heard that slots have a chance for 100x winnings
>>61189758They just diluted the shares from 77 million to 311 million. That's absolutely fucking insane
>>61189769lmao
>>61189707Just a fraction of traders have it, and even those have it at varied configurations. The rest of traders have whatever other TA astrology metrics like MACD or whatever else. RSI works because it appears to "work" on literally any data. https://tradertyper.net/sandbox/ Put RSI on there or whatever else and look how well it "works"
>>61189760cut back on the drinks and set some goals for yourself
>>61189623stock market goes up and never goes downyou can explain it pretty easily
>>61189781Why bother. I only have companionship in the bottle. Appreciate you bro
>>61189769yes
>>61189769Nah it can reassure you that others are also having a terrible day
>>61189623it goes down?
>>61189573What another beautiful day for SOXL. I hope all the dip buyers are feeling how rewarding it is. I recall an anon from yesterday who felt iffy about his 38 average. Well look at it now, anon.Trust the process. Buy low, sell high.Speaking of highs, SOXL has broken its daily highs again for the year.
kek beyond baggies
>>61189743solded anon, thanksI guess I can stop for today
>>61189759qrd?
>>61189769>cnnare you retarded? imagine trying to extract alpha from msm
>>61189751You dun goofed.>>61189758I have a notification set near the ATL. Knowing Plebbit faggots they will attempt to pump and recoupe losses like they have been trying with GME. Buying at the ATL and even hitting $2.50 or so would be outstanding.
chink chatbots shitting all over am*rican chatbots
>>61189796>SOXLNext time theres a massive sell off anyone not buying SOXL is a retard. Literally free money.
>>61189801the F&G index should just be a basic reading of market sentiment and it sucks ass at this very basic joblike who the fuck is fearful?
Imagine being meImagine buying stocks
>>61189812that sounds terrible
>>61189796>mfw I bought tqqq instead of soxlI've learned my lesson, soxlchad
>>61189805wish they did that with stocks
>>61189812lmaojust go outsidethere are tons of rocks there
>>61189809>like who the fuck is fearful?everyonelook at the chart, it can't break above the cpi pump
>>61189800It hooked up with Ai or some shit. Its up 235% today I only got like 15% of that.
throwing some pocket money into Sugar x3 looks like we might climb back up soon as winter comes
Every single stock I buy gigadumps
MSTR OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!WHAT WAS THAT?!PUMPPUMPPUMP
Every single stock I short pumps
>>61189790Just keep swimming, anon.Sometimes life can change on a dime for the better with no input needed from you and sometimes you've gotta suffer a whole lot and try real hard to make things better
OH NONONONON INTCELS WHAT IS THIS
>>61189790i was the same way for a few years (1.75litre whiskey per week) until i fixed the root cause (bad teeth) and that gave me some inspiration for getting the rest of my shit together. we all get stuck in vicious cycles. if you can break it in some way, everything else starts falling in line.
BYNDtrannies? Wellness check
Every single stock I sell options on has massive IV increase
>>61189823>new ATHyeahthe fear is showing itself
>>61189839I believe in the company and they’re making deals everyday so it’s whatever. I have no worries.
>>61189838I drink 1 liter a day....
>>61189826looks like decay is gonna destroy you by then though
>>61189841consider a short vega strategy such as short iron condors
>>61189834Short Amazon pls
>>61189798>how'd you like that fake meat steak, sir?RED
>>61189834>Every single stock I short pumpsCan you short $SLV?
>>61189850huh?
>>61189847A bagholder is born
>>61189836I lost>>61189853>Pumps or dumps 50% in 12 hours
ROARING KITTY IS IN!!!!FUCK YES!GET IN BYND NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!
>>61189842>new ath>gonna be erased in two hoursi'd call it fear
youre not the main character
>>61189862Success is not final; failure is not fatal
I was the main character and I blew it
>>61189864
>>61189868I'm the _only_ character. Solipsism is real, and when I go, you all go.
we've been in a bull market for so long, I can't even remember the last time I saw the bogdanoff twins.bogdanoff save the bobros, DUMP IT!!
>>61189772Kek baggie
>>61189862also both times i said "short" in that post i meant "long" but your point is correct, the long dick of the market will find a way to fuck you in the ass
do you keks actually make money with ts?
>>61189864short ladder'd as we speak lmao
It's over.
>>61189870we all feel a little silly
My only friends are autistic in an anonymous thai betting forum. I have nothing
>>61189881If you’re not retarded your money will grow over time.If you are lucky you can make your money quick with risky calls
What got tweeted?
>>61189887i prefer hanging around you baggiesreal people are too annoying man and the cool ones are far and wide apart
I need a 5x to get out of the red
BYND at 2.75 and falling... lol the shorts are gonna win
>>61189890the president finally posted sac
You people are way too negative.I’m done with this place.Bye.
>>61189892not gonna happen, accept your losses, move on
>>61189891But when baggies post they have arm veinsI am a fat squid
This is leaving a precedence btw. BYND is a message to all retail traders: you can't cheat the big boys anymore. You will wage all of your life and donate your life savings to Wall Street AND you will be happy.
>>61189898I love you..faggot
>>61189657Interesting trash build
>>61189899yeah I know. I day trade dogshit every day and pretty much all of them are losses or break even and I go down another few percent EOD.
>>61189895never get greedyhe invested a bit and exited happyYOU SHOULD DO THE SAME EVERY TIMEdo not re touch the poop
>>61189865yeah we'll see
>>61189904Get some dumbbells. Start slow
>>61189915>do not re touch the pooptimeless wisdom tbqh
>>61189918I'm 310 pounds and can deadlift the same. I'm just fat
>>61189887less annoying than real people
like my puts, i will expire worthless
>>61189926It's joever
>>61189911invest, get other hobbiesif you must casino every day, just get 0dtes at open and close within 5-10 mins, theres a fair chance for you to close them all at some kind of profit each day if you choose to take it
>butt PLUG tanking>beyond s o y meat tanking>krispy assholes tanking>portfolio beating the S&P by almost 2%nice
BYND BAGGIES ARE YOU OKAY
>>61189908>BYND is a message to all retail traders: you can't cheat the big boys anymoreno it isnt retard. Its a message that fomo isnt a solid investment strategy.
>>61189904How about instead of drinking yourself into oblivion you buy yourself some tirzepatide or retatrutide on the Internet, take some B vitamins, and start losing the weight. You'll feel much better./fraud/ thread on /fit/ can help you with the -tides. Or your doctor will, if you have one.Does anyone have a price target for this SOXL cycle? Are we heading back to ATH?
>>61189937I didn't buy beyond NIGGER meats at 99 cents lol I want to die
Based Ed doing the work journalists won't: just plainly looking at the fucking numbers.https://www.wheresyoured.at/openai400bn/https://www.wheresyoured.at/costs/But AI tards won't care. Until they will have to. But -50% too late.
>>61189937moass imminent
>>61189926lmao
>>61189915too late to buy puts on BYND?
>>61189553Should i fomo into GOOG before earnings?
Top kek baggies
>>61189655Speculatio>>61189670Tech bubble>>61189700PE ratio over 20>>61189703Negative PE ratio
I jerked off with a SEA tranny yesterday I called him a faggot
Bad news for the BYND true believers. https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/byndIt dropped from 63% shorted to 10%. Disappeared from the main list:https://www.marketwatch.com/tools/screener/short-interestI don't know a fuckin thing desu. It'll probably be back to $250 by Monday because every instinct I have is wrong.
Invest in warehouse companies
Continuing on the conversation we had yesterday about Mobix, I think I will take a bet on nLIGHT (LASR). They have a fab too and expected to be profitable soon
>>61189847Sounds like crypto baggies - muh new partnerships soon!
>>61189951historically GOOG has gone up 55% of the time after earnings by 4-6%, that's pretty good odds
>>61189956Yeah, no shit. Retard.
>Grill on tinder asks if I want to do a spontanous dinner out tonightShe just wants a free meal right
>>61189915>do not re touch the poopYes
uhhhh sirs??????why bloody bastard benchod spy not 678 yet??
what niggas think about Welltower Inc.?
>>61189956Palantir has a PE ratio of 600+who gives a fuck about a 20 PEMSTR isn't an auto company
>>61189974imagine buying dinner for a tinder thot
>>61189971So why would you suggest it
I will kill kys
Having kebab tonight lads. Any AMD chads here?
>>61189974tell her you will cook at your place>BYND now at 2.5 and fallingLOOOOOOL
>>61189974>Since you invited me, you're paying right?
Bought a pretty conservative calendar spread on OPEN 251 calls November 28/21 15c, for 1400$ all it has to do is 9.5 by earnings to get double so can make them free if I want, if it even kinda rips I make 12k but 30k if it goes 15.
>>61189974yea, pretty much, at this point in my life I've turned into the emotionally unavailable guy who just wants to get rich, and I might let a girl suck my cock if she's lucky, but I actually do not care anymore, I'm heartless
>>61189945the facts he lays out in the costs article are completely fucking insaneno matter how big it gets, this shit cannot ever make moneythe chinks have it right
>>61189974nah she obviously loves you for who you are (a walking money bag)
>>61189960>09/30/25bruh
>>61189977We changed the target to 675, we forgot to send you a memo.
>>61189980>Palantir has a PE ratio of 600+Oh shit maybe I should short that piece of panopticon trash
>>61189848Think about all the money you could be losing in the stock market, destroying your psyche, instead of losing it on alcohol, destroying your liver.There are tiers to self-destruction. Gambling on stocks is not quite Patrician, but it's close.
>>61189974"How about a spontaneous coffee instead?"
Guys… im fucked, i could only contribute $19k to my 401(k) this year due to a lay off. Feels so fucking bad bros. I’ve maxed it every fucking year.
>>61189922start walking, it's free. no excuses
>>61190000saar why you MAKE THAT POST WITH QUAD SAARDO NOT REDEEM THE TARGET BLOODY BASTARD BENCHODIS YOUR MOM PROSTITUTE FOR POST LIKE THAT??????
>>61189974try touching her hand or smth during the dinner and figure it out. if she wants to put out, she will let youalso, try inviting her over to your place and cook dinner.>wants to put out? she will say yes>wants a free meal out of your wallet? she will say noeasy.
IMPENETRABLE WEB OF ONIONS PROTEIN SUPPORT AT $2.50
>>61190021the same was said about 3$
>>61190016>>61190003It doesn't matterI went to rehab and now all my girls hate meIt's over. Stocks were all I had
>>61190001Palantir was created by the CIA (InQtel), they literally created the current vice president of the United States and they have deep ties with the DoD, CIA, every police department in the west, the Israelis,...Palantir is not going anywhere and their ridiculous PE is somewhat justified
>>61189996Yeah, I don't know. It showed 63% and was at the top of the list yesterday. Now it's gone. Probably a short ladder attack. Apes hold strong or whatever the shit is. MOASS incoming, or something. I guess
LINK marines would have held.
>>61189980Palantir is a CIA cutout and a US gov chosen winner. MSTR isn't.
Generational buying opportunity coming in low 1s on BYND
im truly tired of how fake and gay this fucking market isi buy a spy put 100% sure that trump's lil fuckywucky tweet yesterday will cause another hiccup and it's higher than ever
All I had to do was rizz the scene/emo girl I met at 17
>>61189993Being a heartless bastard is the only way to keep yourself safe these days.
>>61190031>their ridiculous PE is somewhat justifiedThis is never the case
>>61190060We lost...
>>61189993Wow you are so cool and edgy. I might get divorce raped eventually but I'll be rich enough to happily buy belgian or german hookers in the netherlands. Keyword: happily. Because I wont be a genetic deadend
>>61190051sir pls buy one more put for to pump on spy thanks you
>>61189993i dont know this woman, never texted her at all, this was her first messageconsidering if i should mess with her
>>61190074All you had to doWas fuck the emo girl
>>61190051never ever rely on facts, data, logic, reason or common sense when a market is at extreme highs or lows
>>61189985All investing is speculation, in some form.Please, I beg of you; do not @ me again. Please, saar.
>>61190059Had a similar experience, but then a few months later she was dating a black guy. Dodged a bullet there. It was like I profited from the situation.
>>61190081Rizz broken girlsI'm serious
>>61190081Invite her to your "pleasure palace" for a home cooked meal
shorts are getting blasted
How much more pumping on ratecuts is even possible?
Do broken girls see broken guys and be like oh yeah? Asking for a friend
>>61189898>never mind the valuations!>just buy buy buy goy!
>>61189945this adds to my amazon schizo theory, that they're the only ones making some money from AI other than nvidia and tsm.coreweave loses money with every deal they take, msft says it's making money but in reality is becasuse they attributed the growth from their business solutions to AI, Musky doesn't even try to pretend they make money with grok and goolgle makes something like 8b gross (2b net) annually from their equivalent to AWS, nothign to them.
>>61190081She’s either a huge whore, a bum wanting free food, or crazy and giving you a litmus test. As others have said just invite her over. If she says yes and doesn’t end up robbing you or showing up drunk she probably has BPD and wants to fuck. Tell her she’s a beautiful princess then have your way with her. Use protection, wipe down the area of impact with alcohol pads when you’re done
>>61190043yeah but 20 is literal auto tier PE lmao
>>61190106depends on your vibes
Can someone explain how inflation is cooling when we reached 3% for the first time in over a year? And why is CPI dropping on a Friday this late in the month?
>>61189980Palantir will have an accounting department dedicated to just obfucasting black-budget pentagon contracts
>>61190063Palantir is something elseIdk what to tell youshort it if you think their valuation isn't justified
>>61190115listen, this AI shit shit is slowing down so money printer must go brrrrrrt
>>61190113What if I'm fat and ugly
>>61189804Price points?
>>61190105It's possible until we hit negative rates
>>61190127For >>61190114
>>61190115>And why is CPI dropping on a Friday this late in the month?trump wants a 50 basis point cut at wednesday's FOMC and the shutdown means he can decide what comes out and when, apparently
>>61190127not eating is cheaper than eating
>>61190115>And why is CPI dropping on a Friday this late in the month?It was delayed by the government shutdown.
>>61190135there's no real reason rates can't go negative, just that they never have before
Blah its realltly starting to look like I fucked up investing in BYND and im gonna eat a loss on 200 of the 1000 I put inAny recommendations for the rebound I wanna make with the 800 ill get after I pull out
>>61190151But I like eating (McDonald's)
>>61190167MU is a very respectable option
>>61189937i slept thru the top and only exited +50%which is better than minus any % I geuss
threadly reminder to NOT invest in womenLet's make some fooking gains
>>61190106I'm sorry anon, but no one has any sympathy or kindness toward broken guys. People will step over your corpse on the sidewalk.
look at that little green candle, breaking through the atmosphere, lighting up the darkness of etenity like the torch of the statue of liberty
Got out of those 677 at 50% and 678 at 30%it will now pump of course since i solded but always remember that 0tde is worthless and even 1% profit is unlikely. I will now purchase one (1) share of SCHD
Uhm.. Intcels? What happened to your gains?
RIP
>>61190185beautiful
>>61190189>SwingGODS
>>61190191thank you sir
>>61190189Intel proved it has actual fundamentals instead of being a bullshit meme stockWhich was a big mistake
scratch thatit seems that SCHD is up bigly today. i will wait for a red day.
Lol
>>61190115>inflation down>economy slowing>people cant afford shit >this is somehow good for stocks on top of a 40% bullrun in 5 months
>>61190188schdding and farding :DDD
labubu
Does this look healthy?
>>61190223FAGMAN isnt the real economy dude, dont you get it yet? Just go full port google and check it when you see robots outside
what are the financial implications of politicians memetexting on social media
>Reuters>@Reuters>Wall Street hits record high as cool inflation data boosts rate cut bets http://reut.rs/4njtsP6>coolYeah ok, next month they'll expect 3,3%
>>61190241is this real? lol 4chan has had more effect on mainstream culture than people realize
>>61190241lmao imagine the 35 year old hag that wrote this shit
>>61190241That's my future president (Newsom).
>>61190250https://x.com/GovPressOffice/status/1981200656729067674unfortunately
>>61190189>1999>during recess your friend tells you his dad is looking at this stock malarky >"yeah, 'intertell', like an internet telephone. it's supposed to be y2k proof">tell your dad later about this at home>he looks proud his boy is thinking smart and getting to be a big man >helps you put your birthday money into an investing account>"thanks grandma" >go play pokemon gold / silver>"radical" >25+ (Twenty Five Plus (One Quarter of a Century)) Later>+0%
>>61190169mcdonalds isn't even that good anymore
>>61190223>>people cant afford shitwheres the evidence for this? you got slowing demand reports somehwere? companies miss earnings?
bought AMZN, TSLA and INTC today, feeling comfy
I just like the memes
>>61190241did he really use 4chan meme arrows?lmao
>>61190269You also like the Pepes
>>61190269I admit calling retards "kek baggies" across the board is fun.
I cancelled my McDonald's order. Bullish?
>>61190241what the fuaarrrkk
>>61190212would be 20 on doordash
why is bitnigger like this
>>61190238depends on the sector
>>61190290>>61190290
>>61190288healthcare
>tfw invested in stocks instead of CS skinsfeels good tbqh
>>61190287because you sin
>>61190260heh
>>61189945So what, it’s their money, they own everything. China is poor but smart, they won’t get rich because the government will take control because AI can overthrow them. There is a significantly higher chance of losing big on Chinese AI because government shuts them down than Nvidia crashing for spending too much. It doesn’t affect me at all.
>>61189573>>61189796I just made $5k buying soxl calls at the drop a couple weeks ago and sold half of them today. 70% increase. Soxl is smthe easiest swing trade ever. Wait for a good pull back, buy calls, sell after a meme pop. YOU GOTTA PUSH IT
>>61190301russia will never recover from the cs market crash
>>61190318Thank you for your continued service anon
Nigger I'm planning to die
>>61190086>All investing is speculationWRONG
>>61189847>I believe in the meme company that sells vegan meat substitutes marketed as fake meat that vegans won't buy because they don't care about meat and meat lovers won't buy because it's garbage
>>61190241No fucking way. All those greentexts I wrote might have shifted the overton window for gen alpha. What a time to be alive.
>>61190260Kekked
>>61189974Go, enjoy the nice meal, have fun, be fun. Make her laugh. Don't pressure in any way. Let her know you're happy you get to buy a pretty girl a nice meal out. After you are done eating dinner order 2 amazing desssrts with cocktails. While you wait for the desserts, excuse to go to the restroom and fuck off outta there
>>61190082I fucked the emo girl, it was horrible
>>61190357>one word responseWomen aren't allowed in my safe space (/smg/)
It seems like LAES has potential to go up very soon. What do you all think?News: https://www.sealsq.com/investors/news-releases/sealsq-announces-uplisting-to-nasdaq-global-select-market-reaches-1-billion-market-capitalization
>>61190318>Soxl is smthe easiest swing trade ever.Absolutely based and correct take.
If only I knew FORD earnings were in the morning today....you always make money when you're racist
>>61190082I did she was very fat and a redhead, I still like her but I let her go and live her life, because I have big aspirations sadly and having a kid when I was unemployed and 23 didn't seem like a good idea>>61190074it isn't about being cool, I basically hate women truly, and I'm not even pretending at this point, the amount of times some dumb bitch has just ruined any hope of a relationship after acting nice and stringing me along sexting etc for weeks on end, at this point, I just don't care, why date? my money belongs to me and my portfolio, I will get george soros levels of evil multimillionaire to billionaire level rich and just buy a slave
