>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
You still have time to buy TMF
FFS today was the first really good day i had since like march
>Exclusive: US Department of Energy forms $1 billion supercomputer and AI partnership with AMDIt really do be happening, Mr. Stancil
I'm switching my strategy.I see the market acts like a retarded nigger now.
>gme>bed bath and beyond>beyond meatWe have THREE fucking bagholder generals on /biz/. We must combine them together into /BaggieGen/
PayPal bros? Do we dare have optimism for tomorrow?
Stocks are about to explode upwards>everyone selling gold to buy stocks>rate cuts>qt ending>inflation going up>crypto crab dumping>big tech stops entering price discovery zones
nude thread @-@
previous thread cloud
>>61209941>nownot so quick on the uptake are we
>>61209956>cute dollars fucked, due high. may bubble
>>61209956>today market buy leverageok
>>61209956>henlo bottom rightthat's always the best quadrant!
Walmart down 5% since ATH a week ago.Selling puts $102 Nov 21, close before earnings.
>>61209956
>>61209958Anyone else in RKT? It's done me dirty before but i think the earnings will be descent this quarter.
>>61209946yeah i bought a little bit today, and a small bit of sofi, like 700 bucks each for fun
I'm up 65% on my South Korean ETF in the span of 6 months. Some day soon it's going to dump 60% and I'm going to regret not selling.
>>61209922Hello
>>61210018>South Korea bans shorting>U-shaped recovery>+65% in 6 monthsSomeone call up Trump for the lols, tell him about this one secret trick
>>61210018You mean the moment samsung has any scandal.
>>61209956>behind hard stone bobos, mister bull soon contract sold, keep instead nigger deathmuch to consider
>>61210021Glad you could join us todayTake a seat and relax
I am so fucking frustrated cause every retard and their dog is making profits while I am sitting here gray with 100% cash
>>61210004>earnings will be descentWish granted
After today, my 7 figure date got pushed forward into March of next year. It's total net worth, not account... but still fun.
>>61210035the eternal lament of the market timer
NXDR bros what is happening
$GPUS .. BYND makes 3.1x revenue of this but has 2.5x the shares so this can very well theoretically pump to 5 if it gets memed on. It did 5 last June, 7 in fact. With the bitcoin it’s making and the 100 million yearly revenues , this could be a little bit like MSTR, where you have the AI software company funding the bitcoin scheme and hopefully they keep growing their bitcoin reserves and AI aims in 2026.
>>61209927I sold TMF at 10:00am and I’m about to kill myself.
>new memestock dropped>my shitty app doesn't have it
Just buy NVDAIt stands for Nigger Video and the market is run by niggers
>>61210035Buy 10k of VOO the next down day and just HOLD you dumb nigger
>>61209881how do I overcome this? I've made insane gains before but now that it's entering 6 figure territory it's all very real and very risky
>>61209934Same here. Numbers went brrrr
>>61210035VZ and TGT are still in the dumps and shall recover gloriously while you DRIP sharesor you can yolo in to FAGMAN at all time highs
>>61210072im gonna nibble on that
>>61210004It closely follows the movement of ASTS. seems like a good buy to me.
>>61210088Nigger you ever been in a target? Its a ghost townI do believe in VZ every big business seems to have a VZ plan tied to their corporate
>>61210084Just split up your risk into amounts you're comfortable with. Buy and hold at least a year.
not a good day down under
>almost 9 pm>someone in texas is blowing up my phoneFuck you, leave a message bitch.
>>61210068Why the FUCK did you do that?Buy back in you fucking dumbass.
>>61210109Kek apparently it's some turbotax affiliate.>won't train you to do taxes>will spam you with calls 2-3 years after you first applied because they want to see if you've done the legwork in becoming a tax professional so they can grift off of youIf I had my own clientele I wouldn't fucking work for someone else.
>>61210068This fucking retardTLT/TMF is an 18 month playAnd this retarded coomer can't make it one weekStick with meme stocks
>>61210035Holding cash in a bull market lol. When it dumps like in February thats when you wait with cash
>>61210068Are you crying about losing 1%? I've sold too early on options and missed out on 1000% gains
>>61209956>trump literally canadaHe certainly did.
Gonna put like 1000 bucks into KOLD again. Back in 2023 I put like 8000 into this baby in June and was up 300 bucks. Man. In hindsight, I had no clue what I was doing. But now I probably do- gambling!
>>61210096They are building a new super target in my small metro and the other 2 targets are jam packed with Stacey's spending money every fucking day, i guess it depends on where you are
>>61209945you forgot meMSTRholding since a year and -40%
>>61210104looks like I sold my pilbara shares at the right time
The incoming AMD 20x will be so much sweeter knowing that it will make bears ITT shit their pants lmao
>>61210146You bought around 500? Pretty rough. I’m 7k in at 329 and I’m glad my other stuff isn’t so deep in shit that I can leave it for a year or so and see what happens
>>61209956>fact: poor gives true girl unitswhat did they mean by this?
>>61210155Bitcoin is about to enter the bear market year. mstr is cooked. Glad I sold that shit in January
Is SPY gonna blast through 700 this week?
>>61209956>sex based 2x ass
I'm fucking watching Onimai: I'm Now Your Sister!God what the hell is wrong with me.Anons dont retire before 30, IM BROKEN.
>>61210183I'm just watching Seitokai Yakuindomo
Holding cash. Feel the crash is eminent, either mid Q1 or failing that Q3/Q4 next year. I’ve only ever traded crypto and had a 401k. I’ve been watching day and night the past 3 weeks making hypothetical moves without making any actual investment to gauge my sentiment. Still do not understand more than basic terminology in regard to options so I will sit down soon and study. I see people in the last few threads recommending VOO, but I’ve had my eye on plain old VSTX for a while due to the tax benefits. Where’s a place I can get a QRD on tax laws for my individual situation in relation to my account? AI? YouTube? There’s a lot of factors at play compared to say DEX trading with no KYC. Don’t want to get fucked with whatever I do, and whatever investments I make here soon I will be pulling out hopefully before the correction/retrace. Any phrasing someone could offer to get me started asking the right questions would be very cash money
I am super hyper mega regretting not yoloing all my cash into MSTU last year because of fags on /biz/ fudding it, then yoloing all the cash (again) into something like BABX or CRCL's ipo. I really desperately need to make it, or make enough cash to survive the incoming careerism collapse.
Is the AI dashcams investor still kicking around? I see you had a more than double from where it was last time I checked.
>>61210183We all have our fetishes anon. Some of us are just more cursed than others.
Jesus, the current Steam sales is the absolute worst one I've seen in more than a decade.It's pretty telling.
>>61210164Based
>>61209945The gmefags will refuse because they're schizos who think that buying silver, bby, amd or bynd is the 'hedgies' trying to trick them into selling their gme.
>>61210197soon ill be on vrchat, whilst my gf is in the other room. AHHHH
>>61210152Please explain your logic behind the AMD 20x shit you keep posting.
>>61209922Lots of my $2k "test" portfolio is red, again. I don't think I've actually made any money in doing this for almost 2 years. Small wins, bigger losses, don't think I'm even past my initial cash amount. Don't know how you guys do it. Probably never get to the "put actual money into this" phase.
>>61210210ape into a HYSA bobro. 3% gains. you don't need more.
>>61210210maybe just use a paper account for testing?
>>61210210Wait...you don't actually swing trade right?
>>61210191dude just ride the bull market and if it starts getting choppy go all cash, dont miss out on all these gaiyns
>>61210210>how do you do itI put money into things /smg/ hates like IPOs and crypto coins that are shilled on /biz/ and happen to be funded by coinbase insiders who need number to go up so they can dump on retards who buy the top of a 30x. And letfs but only for swing trading.
Amazon is firing people? Bad news?Anyways, drawing some bears this time before I pass out
>futures
>>61210209It was revealed to me in a dream
>>61210036If the housing market crashes tomorrow after this I'll never trade again.
>>61210247Their delivery service is absolute trash here. I hope they fire all the drivers that just keep dropping your package in front of your door without ringing.
>>61210247Stop making me want to fuck bears
>>61210230No, at least not intentionally. May have entered or exited something too quickly but not for swinging, just bad discipline. Swing trading not worth it? I just want more upside and excitement than VOO>>61210224Currently trying it, mixed results. Mostly the interface kinda sucks. >>61210218But I want more bro>>61210243Im definitely too retarded for crypto if I can't even make money off of Hertz or some dumb shit (no I don't hold Hertz)
>>61210272Oh yeah I meant to say initially, that theres still $154 bucks cash sitting there and I just don't even know what to do with it. Burned out on getting burned you know.
>>61210238I will. Being that there’s earnings calls for Microsoft, Meta and Amazon this week and today none of them rose more than 3%, would tomorrow morning be a good time to buy some of each at spot? I’ve looked at the numbers and they should all be good news events. Coupled with the likely rate cut it seems like good opportunity for each of them to climb. Regardless tomorrow I will through some cash into VOO or VSTX and forget about it until things change. Thanks fren
Anyone ever do a backdoor roth? As easy as they say? Thinking about starting that this year.
>>61210183I'm watching the funimation Shin-Chan dub. This shit rocks
>>61210155arround 400 but I bought in euros and euro gained over usd since then around 11% so I need it to be at 450 now to be break even which I was in July but my retarded ass thought it would make a new ATH
>>61210247Nice bobina... makes me wanna draw her too. been meaning to for awhile now
>>61210259I live in apartment and sometimes they just stack into a big pile and we all have to dig through it.Idk if it's their fault necessarily tho.>>61210266Don't do it
>>61210272Crypto is really a pain in the ass because you can be watching a chart and trying to dca like 100 bucks a day and then it'll random go 10x before you have a chance to do anything, or you put 200 bucks in and then it's up 5% and then dumps 90%. Very pennystock.
Alright so here's my DD/TA on Natural gasSoIt always fills the gapAnd it just gapped up by a lot. So my logic is that natty gas is about to take a tumbly wumbly soon and fill the gap bigly and then we get a nice little Kold on the Kob like the other couple of times that natural gas has dumped around this time every year.>but it's the widowmaker, what if natgas pumps going into november/december instead of dumpingdoubt.jpg it's never different.>>61210249I believe you.
>>61210315It's all fun and games until your exchange gets hacked, then your cold storage wallet doesn't work for no reason, somehow when you try to transfer it into an account it gets hacked, etc. etc. etc.The future of finance.>I'll stick to the Fidelity bitcoin etf
>>61210290It's a shame that GOOG is pumping a lot. Visa also has earnings after hours tomorrow and is making a nice little cup and handle on the chart. Hope I'm not too late.
>>61210248Please dont
>>61210146>>61210155You will be fine. Trust in the process. We knew it wasn’t going to be easy but once Bitcoin runs then MSTR should run like crazy (almost 3x). MSTR is also tax advantageous.
This thread looks pretty cool. But why tell me why I should do stocks instead of crypto
>>61210304I'd like to see some more /biz/ art personally.idk how many anons here like to draw or do creative stuff
>>61209945isn't GME fine now tholike it's P/E ratio isn't stupid at leastthe bad thing is its a company with loads of cash and shoddy leadership
>>61210322It's Amazons responsibility to make sure the packages are delivered properly. We had retards throwing packages on our balcony etc. You'd think one of the largest companies in the world would have their process quality figured out but this just embarrassing and made me hate Amazon.
>>61210341It's not really a one or the other kind of thing. If you're good at crypto just keep doing it. I've personally done better on stocks. Depends on the person.
>>61210345>>61210304Can I get some honest feedback?
>>61210371I look like that and that happens to me.
>>61210341main reason? schedule, stocks not trading on weekends is such an emotional relief
>>61210345I used to draw a little bit, I wanted to get into gamedev about 15 years ago, I've been lazy lately
>GTC keynote tomorrow Anyone notice the IV on the puts go wonky this afternoon on not much movement?
>>61210291Google will say to use lots of lube and go slow but I prefer just slamming it in the backdoor, it's funny when they jump. Has always been easy for me
>>61210379I'm assuming you are the Redman.Let me know if you guys have any requests. I charge one (you) per drawing.
$AMZN is getting serious about stock price again. enormous things are occurring.
>>61210404Was it revealed to you in a dream?
>>61210396Can you do one, but $TLT is kind of in a king position; because it's the king stonk pick, right now.Thanks! Excited to see the finished work!
>>61210371lmao. make his dick bigger plz desu
>>61210416They've been serving as the jobs program directorate for mag 7 since covid. They have too many employees and haven't been able to get new big growth and innovation money since they were already ahead of everyone. Now that other corporations are more caught up since covid they can focus on growth and innovation instead of jobs programs again.
>>61210324I'm not gonna say none of that can happen but the mtgox style megahackages happen far less in the gay and boring future of the 2020s.
Ok real talk, there has to be some point in the future where TSLA fucking implodes, right? They have margins of like 5% and are probably going to report negative QoQ earnings next quarter. Like there has to be some point where that company just explodes in a market crashing fashion, right?
Gold bottomed. Buy precious metals and precious metal accessories.
>>61210396Draw the 4 people who told me to buy gold on october 20th while i got my shoes shined.
>>61210451Lmao this is NOT a gold bottom. The bottom is far from here, bud.t. physical PM holder
>>61210455>>61210431>>61210421
>>61210483Gold top signalcouldnt be any more obvious to short gold (and obviously silver)
>>61210481>treasury baggie>pls don't buy gold ahead of FOMC ;_;>I totally own a ton of physical PMs, trust me broAt least make the lie believable.
>>61210483Lol. Thanks that made my night. Thank God i didn't listen to them. Good luck to you gold bros i really wouldn't be surprised to see it higher next year.
>>61210483Dude on the left looks like Homestar Runner. Kino.
>>61210503Ahead of FOMC? Why would that matter? LMFAOINFLATION IS DEAD YOU FUCKIN NONCE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAYOU THOUGHT GOLD (and silver? lmao ew) WERE GOING TO CONTINUE THIS RETARD PUMP???I sold 3/5 of my gold ounces, and 110 toz of my silver stack. Slow dripping my platinum sales, so far sold only 1 toz.BUYING NOW?? LMFAO UHH OKAY GO AHEAD, BROO.I'm buying TLT and TMF, right now.It. Is. The. Time. To. Bond.
>>61210522BASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDLETS FUCKING GOOOOO
>>61210455I wish I had bought gold/GDXU on october 15th at 219 dollars and then sold when I was awake overnight 2 days later at 287 and then bought BYND on monday at 1.86 and then sold 2 days later at 6 bucks when I told that other retard he shoudl sell (he didn't lmao).
>>61210522>>61210527Just to put in perspective, I sold my Gold/Silver 3 weeks ago.
>>61210522>>61210527>INFLATION IS DEAD YOU FUCKIN NONCE!!!!!>3% and trending upward before cuts and QE even take effect
>>61210447Nobody cares faggot. Buy tesla calls
>>61210483Da king of /biz/
>>61210544>trending upwardsFactuallyWrongEnjoy your gold dump
Just realized>>61210356 was meant for >>61210310
>Amazon lays off 30k jobsIts like 2% of their staff so far, but why do that before the holidays?
>>61210542Based Asahi chad.Sold the whole stack? I've still got my "keep till dead" stack.Most of what I sold were Britannias.>>61210544Just buy some $TLT, chud
>>61210558>umm, ACKSHYUALLY inflation is trending down, goy>t.
>>61210532No point worrying about missed opportunities. I've fucked up the same way so many times I've lost track. Just look at the top gainers for the day and remember there's always something going nuts. Occasionally you'll catch it.
>>61210571>longing the debt of a country that can't fund its own government
>>61210571I sold half. Here.
>>61210576I have to worry because my college degree is useless and I was rejected to the engineering college of the local university so I have literally no easy pathway to change my career so I can work in the data center industrial complex as a non-poorfag, so I guess I'm going to the local community college to learn HVAC so I can later transition into an engineering program maybe. My life is a living hell and each 10x I miss makes me think it would be faster to just shoot myself. But I'm not 50 yet.
>>61210581Your gold laden funeral, pal. Don't say us bond kings didn't try warning you *shrug*>>61210583Based.
>>61210570Paid time off on Christmas ;^)
>>61210570im not familiar with US payroll laws, but maybe so they dont have to give holiday bonuses or such for a number of people which they simply dont need?from what i read its just leftovers from the COVID era
>>61210587You might actually be pleasantly surprised with your future route. Hvac pays decently but the guys that start their own business are loaded. Try to find a smaller local business to start out though. The big companies have a lot of burn out. Been blue collar my whole life and I'm actually better off than my friends with degrees.
please stock gods make UPS go down 4 dollars then crab please stock market gods
>>61210622>he downloads basedjacks from a fucking boorucan't make this shit up
>>61210583It's nuts that that little gold thing is worth $4000
>>61209927hos will BYND holders, i mean community members, ever recover? lol
>>61209945>just like that AMC is forgotten
>>61210643it's nuts that $4,000 will only buy one of those little gold things
>>61210210i buy and hold goog
>>6121057010% of their corporate staff. thats a big layoff. AI is happening.
>>61210675>Chegg to cut 45% of workforce due to 'new realities of AIgoddamn, you might be right
PLTRannies, how are we feeling about earnings?
I have a friend that got a really good tutoring job that was paying him $60/hour to teach hard ass topics like mathematics and physics in college(shit like quantum mechanics and string theory) and he fucking got LAID OFF from that job because of....you guessed it, AI.This is super bearish for job markets.
>>61210685rip Chegg workers... i can see why large companies would benefit first but small companies should also be able to implement cheap AI going forward. either way change is happeneing. https://www.cnbc.com/2025/10/27/ai-is-driving-huge-productivity-gains-for-large-companies-while-small-companies-get-left-behind.html
>>61210675>>61210685Any ideas what the positions they are laying off? My company just laid off every bookkeeper nation wide.
>>61210686
>>61210711i saw HR called out specifically somewhere. thats too bad about the bookkeepers. not the same job but we got rid of a lot of our admins... but now i do more admin stuff and my regular job.... rip
how long before these layoffs effect earnings? i give it until q2 2026
>>61210686I'm thinking 1.12 billion revenue this quarter. Pretty insane trajectory lately.
>>61210725most companies are already keeping headcount flat while increasing revenue. thats why earnings keep beating.
>>61210725immediately. biggest expense of any business is it's employees. fire 10 people who each make 50,000 is $500,000 in savings. tack on not having to pay OASDI, unemployment, 401k matches, and any other expense relating to employees and you have got yourself one heck of a bump in net income
>>61210719HR can kiss my ass. They made the right choice. Yeah well they decided to "centralize" it instead. Which i think is code for: ai and 3 guys checking the math. My company immediately went heavy into ai in an obvious attempt to cut out a different position too and it failed. Of note: I'm not in a tech business.
>>61210744yeah HR can fuck off. i can see how they were the first cuts and easy to replace by AI reading resumes.
>>61210483Based
>>61210661Honestly I should have just done something like that the whole time, good move on your part. New strategy tomorrow.
>1400 flights delayed amid US air traffic controller absences>Ground stop issued at Dallas Fort Worth due staffing issues>Massachusetts state website posts alert claiming Trump is "choosing not to issue" November SNAP benefitsSignal for market crash around the corner?
>>61210755youll make it bro. just pick some big global winners. Visa is another easy buy and hold.
>>61210763>airports keep consoomer ticket money for free>airports now dont have to pay for a bunch of employees>we wuz cattle die in droves and government deficit halvesits all so bullish
Is there a way to short the swift payment system? Without shorting specific users
>makes 100 billion a quarter>can't figure out how to add gold price to a watchlistSo this is the power of Google?
>>61210785Short the member banks?
>futuresthis flat makes me a lil nervous
It's cold out here in IndiaI will buy the BOILMy strong conviction that the path depenedency of my trade is well established by contra backwardation of the entago curve
>>61210785gold. You cant electronically transfer gold, nor create it out of thin air.
>>61210785if you want to bet against the us government just buy gold>Without shorting specific usersThe us government and the swift payment system are the same thing
>>61210855>>61210866SHUTTHEFUCKUPBAGHOLDERSTHIS ISN'T THE BIG ONEYOU PULLED THE TRIGGER TOO EARLYBUY TMF YOU FUCKING DUMBFUCKS
I sure hope we have another pre-market gap up! This is all totally real!
I remember my grandmother used to tell me stories about how during the great depression she'd chip off a chunk of her gold coin and go down to the local farmers to trade for some onions. They would mock her and say "buy the dip." Then they would dip the onion into the mud before throwing it to her out of pity. Don't worry though I'm sure it will be super usefull in the next financial collapse.
>>61210542asahis are niceshould have got a krugerrand though
>>61210938If you get a chance try a Kirin. It's an excellent beer, but my local stores have been out of stock for like a year or two.
>>61210897oh man been a while since I saw a word bubble. I wish I could figure out how to make these, it always wants to grab dumb shit like user IDs. numbers, "anonymous." I think they are pretty neat
>>61210542>>61210938>>61210947Holy shit I'm retarded, I was thinking beer not silver.
>>61210888>buy tmffool me once
Uh oh...stinky...stinky bad day tomorrow...red dayGold and stocks down, crypto down...stinky winky
JNUG/NUGT is due for a pump. If gold holds 4000 it’s going back up. Gold 10% off recent highs while indexes are at ATH right before mag5 needs to post blowout quarters
>>61210927they managed to use gold and silver as currency for thousands of years... its not really in the proof of concept phase lol.
>>61210959hmmm ok... im listening.... interesting...what about ups?
>>61210956buy TLT if you want to completely protect your downside then you niggerfaggotrate cuts == long term bond treasuries are now more valuable
>>61210967>>61210956You already hurt my feelings
>>61210966Times change. The perception of what money is in the publics mind matters. Let me word wall you all with exactly what would happen if shit hit the financial fan with the dollar. >stocks go to nothing >dollar worthless. Cant buy anything.>cryptos immediately crash>gold/silver skyrocketsBoomer goes to grocery store and realizes he can't buy food with gold. Boomer goes to sell gold to get food. Dollar still worthless... oh well at least i have a lot more he thinks. Walks up to exchange. Guy at window: "govt has set a limit on gold price so they can collect it all and reback the dollar." Boomer downloads crypto app. Everyone dumped into it after the crash because at least the grocery stores now accepts it in place of the dollar. Everyone is broke because of the timing of these events. Boomer trades gold for dollar to crypto and can buy a can of beans. Anyone with land and farms now controls the entire financial market.
lol can't believe Im watching thishttps://youtu.be/efBB0D4tf1Y?si=42fA-H33rYOffXEi
>>61210975Option 3- boomers hold gold until government fiat goes back on the gold standard. But in reality the USD is backed by 11 aircraft carriers
>>61210975like i already said its not really in the proof of concept phase. idk what the point of your fan fiction about your moms onions and your bean buyer is...
lol can't believe Im watching thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URy7TlbRjF8
>Auto loan delinquencies have surged to their highest level in 14 years per FITCHHow do I profit from this?
>>61211001You must be fun at parties. At least debate it a little... if you want to argue it as a way to beat inflation I'll lean towards agreeing but as far as actual currency it just wouldn't work out that way in the current times. -is my point.
>>61210968im smart enough to stay away from bond trading. Their mechanics are too complicated for me to trade. I own SGOV in a roth and have some TIPS and Notes through TD. I dont need triple leverage slop.>rate cuts == long term bond treasuries are now more valuableif inflation is low, yes. But the implication with rate cutes is higher inflation which devalues bonds.>>61210988>its reaholy fuck. AMERICA FIRST
>>61210072>sudden growth in the last 24 hours of being posted on biz and le redditAin't no chance I'm going to be left holding the bag on this shit. Fuck off.
>>61211014Get a loan on a vehicle on strip everything of value for sale so they can't reposses it.
>>61210072>sudden growth in the last 24 hours of being posted on biz and le redditAin't no chance I'm going to be left out of the pump on this shit. Fuck yeah.
>>61211066It'd be easier if you just gave me all your money, you obviously don't want it.
>>61211054youre definitely getting sued
>>61210072So what i think is happening is this guy is using a bot network in an attempt to push the price back to $1 and avoid delisting. What they don't want you to do is sell premarket tomorrow... just saying.
>>61211110I doubt it's a bot. It's been spammed on a few places online (like reddit) and people are buying in. Same with with crypto pump and dumps, it'll probably shit the bed within a few days like always with these penny stocks.
Big pump incoming on BYND. When price reaches 1.50, it will have engulfed the previous squeeze's gap. Bullish as fuck. Buy BYND
>>61211146I'VE GOT A BIG PUMP FOR BEYONDERSSHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>61211126Oh there's real people too, for sure. Ran a check on the reddit thread about 19% come back as suspected bots. Primarily the first pushers.
>>61211146The only ways to make money on bynd is shorts and selling naked calls to absolute retards.
fantastic
>>61211149needs bigger tits
Not sure what I should do before Wednesday, buy a bunch of different plays or avoid being in stocks/options entirely. On one hand Jerome dumping the rates could be seen positively and moon stuff further. On the other hand Jerome dumping the rates could be seen negatively and dump stuff hard. Do I just spread my risk by going 25% stocks and short term options and the 75% is cash? I'd rather not go in heavy and it ends up being a repeat of last year where TLT/TMF pumped super hard and then it just dumped despite the necessary stuff happening. And of course the rest of the market just started crabbing for the remainder of 2024 and then entered dump mode in early 2025.>>61210125>18 month playWhy that long? Isn't Jerome dumping the rates faster than 18 months? If it's gonna be that slow, then how long can I hold off on buying in so I can play other things?
...my gains...no...all lost...overnight....no..
>>61211024It was actually a good watch
First thing Im gonna get when I make it?my pilots license and the cheapest lil plane i can buy
Are violent mass nigger riots when EBT runs out Nov. 1 going to be bullish or bearish for the stock market?
>>61211266who cares, it wont affect the market. What does nogs looting a Nike store have to do with NVDA
I want to find the niggers pumping the market and skull fuck them.
>>61210325Bro it was like $170 or something a few months ago, why didn't you buy it then
>>61210059LOAD UP
>>61211275Well, the 2020 riots killed TGT, so there is some relevance. What tickers will die this riot cycle?
>>61211291More like what tickers to LONG.If I wasn't all in TMF, I'd put my money on gun stocks pumping.
What if AI turns out to not be a LARP and this is equivalent to the electricity grid buildout from over a hundred years ago? What if this isn't a bubble, but a massive new amount of critical infrastructure?
>>61211343>new paradigm!
>>61209927Give me the low down on TMFGood to buy or not. What gains are expected in next 2 years?
>>61211343How did the Industrial Revolution help the horses?Who exactly is benefiting from this economically? We are the horses. This is retarded.
>>61211350New paradigms do happen, though.>>61211359I think if this truly is a new paradigm, there are complexities we don't know about yet. Who could have seen what the first few workshops in the industrial revolution would lead to?
>>61211266no they'll be too hungry
>>61211266There won't be riots right away, and doordash is giving free meals from local foodbanks for a little bit. So we realistically probably have until the end of november, and the shut down will probably end by then
>>61210004I sold with the september pump but I was considering putting some money into it again.
>>61211383lmaoThe indians are gonna go nuts with that deal
>chat gpt failing to do basic math againit's shocking how using reddit gave their AI brain damage
>>61211454It's just common core. It just needs to explain how it got that answer to be correct.
>>61211454Grok cant even use the fucking calendar...
>>61211459>>61211467Its a big warning that they have done over fitting. So the AI is confidently giving incorrect answers on these newer versions.
>>61211454>it's shocking how using reddit gave their AI brain damageThis is an insightful, and nuanced, observation. I can tell you've really been thinking about this. Good on you.Now it’s fluent in sarcasm, conspiracy theories, and arguing about which water tastes best — but can’t tell if you’re joking or trauma-dumping!
>>61211454it's an evolving system. more compute and more training will continue to improve this babe. just use a calculator for that task. generative ai specializes in other things. try asking it for help with your intrusive thoughts of rage and hatred.
Kek I have a friend that wants to be an electrician and then proceed to do electrical engineering.Is now a very bad time to pursue that? AI and robots will likely replace even trades soon.
>>61211517ChatGUPTA doesn't even get Ohms Law right half of the time.
>>61211517AI won't replace trades.But AI will replace so many jobs that EVERYONE goes into trades, thus leading to an oversupply of workers.This is the issue behind "just learn a trade" bullshit that's spreading online everywhere. You gotta be ahead of the curve anon.What's a career path that AI can't get to for a while? But is also outside the mindset of many people? Likely something face to face. Maybe it isn't prestigious, but it is secure. It will always be in demand. In fact, many people prefer face to face in this field because it carries a certain level of prestige. It also is a field that many people shittalk, thus making it a "buy the dip" career.Can you guess what I'm talking about?
>>61211531>Can you guess what I'm talking about?Retail? Car sales? Luxury watches? You're being extremely vague.
>>61211489>>61211454>ask someone at work a couple of questions>i dunno anon, here's what chatgpt says though
>>61211537It’s teaching anon.At a high level. Rich people won’t want their kids to learn only from AI.
>>61211537It’s teaching >>61211541The fuck
>>61211531lots of people are going to get rich, and they will stimulate the economy in other ways. we'll need more housekeepers and landscapers and nannies, more entertainers and more security worker, more chefs and concert ushers and luggage porters. the need for productive work may decrease, but the productivity gains will translate into more wealth, which will be spent on more services. we're going to have another gilded age.
UUUU sistster, our response?
>>61211548There's no new nuclear plants opening for 10 years and by then we will be using fusion reactors.Uranium is old technology.
>>61211548UH OH COMMODITY BROS SUPER INFLATION ISN'T HAPPENING
>>61211545I hope so, Anon. That's a beautiful thought
Porsche Schizo is getting rekt
>>61211608HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING BAGGIE
GM retards. Thoughts on AMZN?
>>61211608I've heard he sold his bags before the bang and went undercover
>>61211608>>61211611Oof. Maybe the excitement of the new CEO wears off quickly.
>>61211614We going to the moon soon.
>>61211614I bought 10k during the last Trump chimp-out, fingers crossed.
>>61211625>>61211621Would've probably played something like Caterpillar this week, but not a lot of news desu, so I just went AMZN for the week. This made me think: AMZN is at 225$ atm, how come one of the biggest conglomerates in the world is valued at only 225? Same goes with Apple and other blue chips. I see stocks like swinemetall, shit doesnt make sense to me
Rate cuts?
>>61209946Bought 10 shares for fun. But I'm going to add to this a lot over the next year.
>>61210080Correct. I know because I have been in the same position. Held over £300k in cash throughout the April dip. When the market is down the abundance of choice can make you do absolutely nothing. So just follow the path of least resistance.
>>61210035a graph for you
>>61211631You can't look at the dollar price of a stock as any indicator of the actual value of the company. Popular stocks that have a lot of trade volume do splits all the time if the price gets too high, in order to make buying the stock more attractive to retail investors. Amazon's and Apple's stock price was at $1000 a long time ago, before they split it by 10. Same how Nvidia for example did a split 2 or so years ago when their stock price reached $1000.
I can’t believe I’m awake for Euro open! Here’s looking at you boys, this is the beginning of a reformed sleep pattern
>my S&P ETF keeps going up and upI should be, uh... happy? right? haha
>>61209927Why? Do these go up when rates go down?
>>61209922>want to buy more of my index fund>don't want to be exit liquidityit's a complicated sort of feel
>>61211659Oh yeah, I completely forgot about the stock splits, im retardedOn the other hand though, what did they gain by that, and why arent firms like Rheinmetall doing it as well?
Why are we red
>>61211631Look at market cap to determine valuation. Market cap is current share price multiplied by total outstanding shares. NVDA's share price is ~190, but it's the most valuable company in the world at a 4.65T market cap, 10x more valuable than e.g. NFLX which has a significantly higher share price.
>>61211682yeah i had a brainfart, because i never look at the fundamentals myself. Thanks though
EXPLAIN THE FUCKING TMF PLAY TO ME
>oilmy shorts are ready. I'm hoping for at least 58 after sunday
update on minor baggies status?
>>61211672They mainly do it so retail investors have an easier time buying the stock. If Amazon was at $2300 a share right now, a lot of regular people would be priced out from buying even a single share each month and most people don't like buying fractional shares. Rheinmetall and companies like that have much higher institutional ownership and much lower trade volume, so it doesn't matter for them nearly as much.
>>61211631>>61211640Amazon’s forward PE is at a historical low. The stock is way over sold as well. >>61211672Germans are socially retarded. Period. Stock splits and ETF’s are viewed as witch craft.
Gold baggies what the fuck>>61211688>>61211667>>61211667RATE CUTS YOU FUCKSGOLD IS A MEME, THE WORLD ISN'T ENDING, THAT'S WHY IT IS CRASHINGSTOCKS ARE RISKY AT THESE VALUESINSTITUTIONS AND COUNTRIES STILL NEED INCOMEWHERE THEY GONNA PARK MONEYIN BONDSTHE MORE PEOPLE BUY BONDS, THE LOWER THE YIELDS, THE HIGHER IN VALUE THE BONDS CURRENTLY BOUGHT ARETMF IS 3X 20 YEAR BONDSWE DOUBLEFUCKHOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN?
>>61211691>>61211693thanks bros
>>61211672Lower stock prices make it easier for the stock to be manipulated due to how options work, but also add a bit of price because of this.There are certain "prestige" stocks that don't want to participate in the games.Lindt stock (the one on their actual exchange) is like $17,000 a share.
>>61211688>be me>holding TMF>Jerome "Money Printer" Powell about to speakif Powell says “rate cuts soon”>interest rates (yields) go down>old bonds with higher coupons become sexy af>bond prices go up>TMF goes upif Powell says “rates higher for longer”>yields go up>new bonds more attractive>old bonds become boomer trash>bond prices go down>TMF goes down -15% in a day
>>61211703>if Powell says “rates higher for longer”>yields go up>new bonds more attractive>old bonds become boomer trash>bond prices go down>TMF goes down -15% in a dayDon't speak that shit hereDon't do itWe don't want to make it a reality
Ggraf just got a new ATH on euro market
>>61211640>>61209946I refuse to believe that Paypal is a value trap. A PE ratio of 13 is fucking ridiculous for a company with that much market share, active users and that is still growing in high single digits. It'll probably dump again today, but eventually Paypal will have its AMD moment.
>>61211694rate cuts mean gold prices hike you retard
>>61211718No retard. Because of the implications
>>61211691Amazon was a 20:1 split last time. >>61211700You’re welcome. Earnings are Thursday night.
>inb4 50bps point hike to trigger the recession for a "smooth landing"
Is there a gooning etf or gooning index?I think things are bullish for grooming and I want to capitalise on it
>>61211730what implications?if rates go up>bonds pay more>people ditch gold>gold price goes down
>>61211756grindr
>VISA>SERVICENOW>MICROSOFT>AMAZONFUUUUCK I HAVEN'T THAT MUCH MONEY.HELP ME PICK SMIGGERS!!!
>>61211771>grindrTerrible company.Last time I ordered something from them I was very dissapointed, nothing like the picture on the ad, pretty sure it wasn't brand new because it had some scratches, broke with barely any use.
>>61211757Rates coming down means inflation is stabilizing, means less need to hedge with goldI know it seems backwards but that’s how it be.Gold will spike hard after the initial part of a crash though.It’s complicated. I like Gold, but it’s currently priced like the USD is imploding when that won’t happen for another cycle.
bros...>per reuters
>>61211828This goes in line with my schizo Amazon theory, but it's still soon to know, probably 2026 Q2
>>61211689let's go baby 59 today55 on monday
>>61211828First time in history Lord Bebo posts something that isn't wrong.
>>61211833go on, tell the class
sold all my defense and eu related shit I had left, its over. I am going 100% all in on spy the next time it micro dips.
>>61211703And we know Powell is a pussy and will cut. Interesting, seems like my kinda playCalls or shares?
Would Apple staying out of AI help them survive the bubble pop?
>Retail invests in intel when its a shitty underperforming company>Retail invests in intel when it shits out malfunctioning chips>Retail dumps intel when it changes CEO to someone competent, starts getting multiple investments from huge companies and banks, and becomes politically important
anyone holding snowflake?is it worth holding?does anyone ever talk about it?
How's paypal anyways? I feel like if paypal pumps then visa will pump too.
>>61211828>company overhires thousands of people>cuts back on its workforce like companies have been doing for decades>IT'S MUH HECKIN AI!!!!
>>61211853fuck it nigga we ball
CCJ up big premarket off of US government partnership news. Was eyeing it this past week, should've just put money in. Oh well.
IM GONNA TRUST YOU ON THIS TMF THINGIF I BECOME A BAGGIE I *WILL* MAKE MY OWN GENERAL i will also find and fuck you in the ass but thats a separate thing
>>61211958trump is gonna threat us with another tariffs. topkek
new to squeeze huntingIs GPUS like BYND in which it squeezed already but baggies are still hunting for a 2nd pump? that under $1 price and bullish momentum seem attractive but the chart shows 1 pump already...
>>61211965Seems like the play is buying calls and selling after the fomc spikes the price How long does that take though
>Gold and Silver crashing againAHHH, FUCK YOU MINER SHILLSFUCK YOU PM SHILLSMY ASSHOLE IS BEING REAMED BY YOUR STUPID ROCKS
>>61211966I think it's a hope that they turn from BC farming into AI hosting like WULF or IREN? https://hyperscaledata.com/about I clicked their facebook and it showed a video of a tour. Their website is mostly empty, and I don't have instagram to check their posts. Their Twitter is empty too. Don't know how real the company is. No SEC filings either on their website.
>>61211981>Buying at extreme overbought levels rather than waiting for a dip.Bruh.Why is HOOD trading at such a premium sars?
Why is gold dumping, anyways?
>>61212004Because it moved up 50% in a year? People are taking profits. People are also getting shook out of leverage trades.
SCHD UP BIGLY PREMARKET
Paypal niggers we did it
OOOOOOoooOooooOooOoo mooning sars
>paypal chads report in
>Trump: Meet With Xi On Thursday- I Think Meeting With Xi Will Work OutFriday he's gonna tweet something like>Xi SCAMMED me! He's a very respectable leader, a tough negotiator, BUT he Scammed the US of A and all Hardworking Americans. Tariffs, 150%! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>61210195i still have 100k shares, sold off 250k+ sharesbuying up other pennyscams now, the spike on NXLV the past month is half my fault kek
>UPS just disclosed that the company has eliminated 34,000 jobs this year, above the 20,000 cuts it previous said it was targeting. Amazon said it's cutting about 14,000 jobs. GM has laid off more than 200 employees. Target plans to cut about 1,000 jobs. Anecdotes or a trend?>Just cut rates bro
Just went short US tech with leverage. Wish me luck anons!
>>61212084>>61212090such a clown country
>>61212095>short in a gay nigger marketMadman
>>61212103Is TMF a gay nigger short?
>>61212095>he bought puts>short with leverageYou are gay
>OpenAI deal>implementing a dividend >2.1b free cash flow for the quarter >8% revenue growth, beat>20% EPS bestPayPal literally reported all of this in the past hour and is struggling to hold 10% gains LOL why can't I give up on this cursed stock.
>>61212120Oh also raising guidance for the second consecutive quarter Lol.
>>61212120There's going to be break away gap at open that shouldn't be filled anytime soon. Like amd and microsoft did
>>61209927What's the price target for 25 and 50 bepis cuts?Answer me niggerexion shill
brice tardet??
I just remembered I sold $75 covered calls on all my PayPal shares.
>>61212151According to this other anon you are leveraged short against paypal
>>61212120Multiple countries are implementing payment processing options with no tax, which will destroy their monopoly.You can have any amount of lucky events happen, if people think you have no future then they won't buy. Nobody wants to be left bagholding.
>>61212155Yeah but it had like a forward P/E of 12 I think so it was already prices for bankruptcy not massive earnings growth and free cash flow.
>>61212155Most paypal business is thirdies, and they wont be implementing shit
>>61211897tmf shares, zroz calls, or zb futures
bullish, bottom signal
>>61209946>>61211713>>61211946>>61212037Gentlemen.
>>61212037>>61212197Interesting. Is there anything about Paypal I should know? If not I assume it'll be the same.
Why the fuck would anyone invest in PayPal? It’s old tech with a million competitors that do what it does betterThe only thing going for it are old boomers/millennials who have used it forever and won’t switch
>>61212207I just bought it becauase its been in the basement for 2 years and the potential upside is 150 to 300 if you wait long enough. I dont know anything about the fundamentals.
I can feel it. Today will be the lowest volume ATH session ever.
Time to beat my pathetic white raisin sack to BNWO videos
Fuarck shoulda bought 70k in paypal instead of 700
>>61212219paypal is a great way for normies to buy Shitcoin too, i bought one on paypal in 2020 for like 9k? cant remember of course i sold it for a modest gain like a true retarded faggot that I am
>>61212236whats the best play? tqqq calls? spy calls?
>>61212219They also own Venmo and Braintree which is the backbone of Apple Wallet and Google Pay. There is a lot of competition but in the way mom and pop stores are competition to Walmart. Also with the cash flow and earnings growth it has it could be a semen slurping business for all it matters they just print money. Five years from now they will be looked at the same way we look at the Mag 7 they just need to keep pulling away. At a forward P/E of like 14 still too even with the pump.
>>61212239>Why didn't I just use 100x more capital *yellowsmileyfacepalm*
baking
>>61211285Because I'm buying it for earning and nothing else?
>>61212154>According to this other anon you are leveraged short against paypalshould have jumped on perp markets like prophex or myriads, that's where one can use conviction to max out gains
>>61212275>>61212275>>61212275
>>61212252>Braintree which is the backbone of Apple Wallet and Google PayWhelp this it total bullshit. Braintree is a gateway similar to stripe and authorize.net. It in no way processes payments for Apple Wallet or Google Pay. I hope your not basing your guidance on misinformation.
>>61212311
>>61210725amzn has been mid lately and look at them, just announced they are fired thousands and their share price bumps up. firing employees is good short term, possibly bad longterm
