Stay IN editionPreviously, on /smg/: >>61209922>>61209922>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling: https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
FUCK IT BANANAS, IM GOING ALL IN WITH SEAGATE TODAY.HDD IMPERIVM
>2.1 million illegals have been deported or willingly less since Trump got in
First for crying shitting and pissing myself because my broker doesn't have Canadian stocks
>futures
American Tower reit just had its earnings. Peak comfy
>>61212297>Canada up 20% in 6 monthsThe fuck? So your bigger and much more powerful neighbor threatening to invade and fuck your economy up with tariffs is bullish now?
Pump into Pump into Pump
I was promised a 1% gap up again today, where is it? Hmmm?
Guys do u think £1,500,000 is enough to retire a simple life in the UK?Liquid assets
I am a federal employee and have been unemployed for almost a month now without pay. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
UNH is way up but not looking to healthy Medical Cost Ratio surged to 89.9%, up 470 basis points, meaning almost 90% of premiums were spent on medical care—leaving little profit margin.Expect this to continue to rise, across all lines, especially commercial. 90% is redline danger zone.Operating income fell 57% despite 16% revenue growth; operating margin shrunk from 5.6% to 2.1%.Optum Health’s operating income collapsed 88%, with its margin falling from 8.3% to 1%. The number of consumers served declined nearly 8%.TrumpRx will accelerate this collapse.See above, margin collapse in progress.Don't be surprised to see that berkshire is selling off its stake.
I have about 25000€ lying around that I need to invest into something asap since im getting priced out of everythingGive me the most promising memes please
Can any oldfags give me a qrd on the market sentiments leading up to the Great Recession and dot com bubble burst?Im only seeing complete doomer bobo posting outside of this site with everyone saying it’s only a matter of time until everything is fucked overnight.Was it complete blind euphoria or was there a similar feeling of unease everywhere
>>61212340for me it's 50x my annual spend
>(Bloomberg) -- The US government agreed a $80 billion deal with Westinghouse Electric Co. to build large-scale nuclear reactors, the latest push to meet rising demand for electricity from artificial intelligence.So it's really happening, we're going to build nuclear again.
>>61212357large scale btw not SMR
And a new ATH
>>61212345I'm a contractor. It looks like work is coming to a halt this Friday. At least you will get backpay.
BOBOS GET FUCKED
>ADP Prelim US Estimate Of An Average Increase Of 14,250 Jobs- ADP Reports Prelim Estimate Of Jobs Four Weeks Ending Oct. 11- Will Release Prelim Estimate Of Employment Report Weekly- Will Continue To Report Jobs Report & Pay Insights MonthlyOh, there is a prelim ADP too. First time I heard this
MSTR mooooooooning!I told you!
>>61212373Sorry bro that sucks. Yeah it's way worse for contractors. On the bright side I can't imagine this goes too far into November when the food stamps dry up and TSA stops working for free during the holiday.
>>61212375They are blaming biz directly kek>>61212353yeh my goal was £2 million I think I can get it just before my 30th bday, then kick back and *retire* (50 YEARS OF GOONING)
>>61212375>NOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE DUMB RETAILER INVESTORS THAT JUST LIVE LIFE AND KEEP AUTOMATICALLY BUYING AN ASSET THAT ONLY GOES UP I'M SMART MONEY MOMMY t. Warren Buffet
Buy MSTR and make easy money!
>>61212394its really funny watching millennials live through the most unprecedented bullrun 2010-2025 only to suddenly become short sellers and fuck themselves lol
i'm jerking off twelve times a day, this is unsustainable
>>61212287thanks anon
>>61212420learn to edge retard
>>61212423edge? you dont have an edge in the market
Can someone tell me once and for all if PLUG is worth having money invested in?
Gonna nibble on some BSOL when it starts trading. >>61212347Base metal miners
>>61212384>>61212408you fucking bastardI believed it for a second they are raping my gains fucking piece of shit stock
>all the retarded russian bots are getting triggered all over the 'log atmKEK never knew there's so many salty hiv positive slavs here
>Truth Social To Become World’s First Social Media Platform Offering Prediction Markets Via Exclusive Partnership Withayy lmao
>>61212412I'm a Millennial and literally everyone I know in the market is going long, I the only people I've ever met talking about short selling are Gen Z.
>>61212340Yes, if you own your house outright. How close are you? I'm at £470k liquid, if I keep working for 9 more years and avg 8% growth I will get there.
>>61212340please fuck off i need 750k to be comfy permanently
>>61212436*with Crypto.com (the tweet actually misses the name of company in the text)
also are the SLI and LAC dips worth buying? or are they cooked
>>61212275This is kind of bs because its supposed to be against timing the market, but who is to say when I'm timing I don't miss the best days but do dodge the bad days? Of course when I'm buying every picotop and panicselling the bottom isn't going to have good returns lole.>>61212351The harbingers of doom aren't bears, they're chickenshits that are sidelined.
Where my fellow PayPal chads?
RCL anon are you ok??
GOOD MORNING SARSI WILL REDEEM THE BLOODY TQQQ CALL FOR WEEK AND THE AMZN CALL FOR EARNING, SEAGATE ALSO VRY GOOD OK THANK YOU SARS PRAISE VISHNU
>>61212357Cameco 15% up premarket fml
>>61212347Oracle (hey're buying tiktok this week)
You need a 42% up to counter a 30% down.
wake up and pump
>>61212351>Dot Com BubbleGeneral sense of euphoria where the unease was more about how the internet might change people socially, that in the long-run ended up kind of being correct, but the unease wasn't really directed at the business side of things>Great RecessionPeople saw the writing on the wall as early as 2005 if they were paying attention, and by 2007 literally EVERYONE knew what was about to happen. It was a building sense of unease until the whole thing just buckled.
CUT THE FUCKING RATES JEROME
>>61212455Didn't buy that fat shit (lmao dodged a bullet).Now GET IN FUCKING ORACLE.
>>61212436we buying DJT today?
what's the next bynd?
>>61212463who cares stocks are traded in nominal values
>>61212467>hikes
>>61212454Any other stock would be up 30% with today's news.
>The analyst consensus now expects Tesla 2025 earnings of $1.68 per share, which would represent a 30% decline vs. 2024, according to FactSet. That would mark Tesla's third consecutive annual profit decline since the company hit EPS of $4.07 in 2022. It would be the lowest profit since 2020.>TSLA still ATH
>>61212472If you hold a 30% nominal loss you need a 42% nominal increase to break even. Nominally speaking
>>61212443Im just over £1.5m, I earned about 380k so far this year (pre tax), so a few more years of running this company.I live with parents still, so was hoping to use 250k on a small home at the end, so probs 1.75m liquid goal after home ownership>>61212446sorry my bastard, but 750k is not nearly enough desu, pre 2020 it was.
>Trump to meet with Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang on WednesdayWhat will they talk about?
>>61212090>UPS Cut 48,000 Jobs In Management And Operations - WSJnow it's more?
>>61212482no>>61212483and im talking usd buddymy monthly bills are 1250 buckerinos
>>61212449>This is kind of bs because its supposed to be against timing the market, but who is to say when I'm timing I don't miss the best days but do dodge the bad days?Because all professional investors agree that timing the market on a day-to-day basis is impossible, especially with this DJT in the White House.But if you can... good for you, I guess.
>>61212480wow how good was that news??
>>61212484How to keep the fake nigger gay market up at all cost which of course all comes down to the final nigger
>>61212375Retail investors don't have the power to move the S&P 500. This is fucking retarded.
>>61212489oh im GBP brother, land of the UK, conversion makes it even higher for me lol
>>61212489Based retard
>>61212494I'm just saying its not a fair representation.
>>6121235780 bill is chump change. It took about 25 for two AP1000s at Vogtle. You might get 6 gigawatts out of 80 billion but inflation has only made things more expensive and the dollar is even weaker. Not to mention government money always lines pockets first, goes towards projects second.
>>61212498it goes down everytime i buy it tho>>61212499>almost 2 m usd what the fuck is going on over there? i thought uk was somewhat affordable outside of london >>61212504>tfw
>>61212484> have you considered making your ai things with intel? or would you prefer tariffs?
>>61212496>Dropped a AI announcement>About to start giving out dividends>Good earnings>Pretty sure EPS wasn't manipulatedSo half good, half bullshit to make investors interested
>>61212375I tried shorting Funko Pop, because come on it's funko pop. I believe I lost something like 5 bucks
>>61212508My autism is whats going on, my perception is completely fucked. I will not accept leaving parents without at least 2 million great british pounds. I have exceeded every peer, friends, family. BUT I STILL FEEL BROKE. (cus i am)AAAAA
Paypal INSTABUY at opening and then drop near 95$?
>>61212351Oldfag here. Funnily enough the same tactics used during covid also work on the same kind of normies to panic sell during a bear rally.It’s almost as if 3/4 the human population are highly emotional and completely reactionary to the slightest change in direction.
>>61212427Pluglette here. I got a 10x out of the 2020/2021 rally up. At any rate, your best bet is to let it bounce off the ATL then go long on calls at least a year.
>>61212427It likely is but only if you have a long outlook on it and don't treat it as a meme stock. The company's margins are improving and its overall outlook is very positive right now, but none of that's really going to come to full fruition for another year if everything goes absolutely perfect for them.
>>61212518It's dropping like a rock lol if this opens red it's so fucking over. What the fuck is he saying in the earnings call.
>>61212494It's not terribly hard to figure out what Trump will do. He kind of never shuts up lol. When he first got elected i bought various industrials/defense, when he started using ai in his posts I bought ai, and when he started talking smack about china I started buying american only natural resources. Right now though I'm kind of unsure where to go next.
srsly wtf
CODI is free money right now, I will slurp the dip at open
>MSFTWTF WAS THAT
Lots of money taking the opportunity to exit paypal
Uuuuuh, paypal bros?
I'm gonna be fucking sick.
oh no...>$MSFT signs new pact with OpenAI with its stake now valued ~$135B.>The deal tightens Microsoft’s grip on the AI stack and secures its path to monetizing enterprise demand.
>>61212544Actually giving it some quick thought maybe TSN. Trump has been worried about ranchers and agriculture a bit lately and we export a lot of beef to Japan.
>OpenAI offers free 1-year ChatGPT Go subscription to all users in India
It takes an 80% win to offset a 20% loss. I call it The 80/20 rule
>tfw missed the CLS train
>>61212584>let's just add +90 billion into MSFT in return
HGRAF at the gates.
>>61212584>+3.44% premarket off thisbut does it have room run even further after earnings...
>>61212575>PayPal shares surge after OpenAI deal to become the first payments wallet in ChatGPTHow many more times can these pumps happen?
>>61212591Emotionally maybe
>>61212604>dumping again
Who tf is paying for these deals these niggers don't even make money.
>Oil futures
>>61212632Someone can correct me if I'm wrong but was the dot com bust this bad? Were 95% of all websites unprofitable? I know there was the infamous pets.com but there's no way it was this bad I'd assume
My Meat is about to be burried
So basically I should just put all my spare income into the S&P500 right?
The market needs to go down.And and I don't mean 10-20 points.I mean at least 50 points.
>>61212638As a broader consequence it created several stagnant years in the market.
>>61212638It was actually worse. When you look at these deals as a percentage of overall company valuation they only represent ~10% at most. During the dot com bubble similar deals were being made, but they were frequently between 50% - 80% of valuation. Not saying the current stuff is good, but the dot com bubble was like this on fucking crack.
>>61212586How about JBS?
>>61212431Bitcoin is set to make ATH’s. Have faith and trust in the process.MSTR tracks Bitcoin eventually so you want to get in early so you can secure a seat at the rocket ship.
ETHZ bros… we are so back
>>61212638There were way more shitcos IPOing during dotcom than now and even the profitable companies like Cisco were trading at like 190 P/E.
we're going to pooomp for at least 18 months
If PayPal can hold green into the open I will be fucking selling everything I have and never looking back. Fucking bag holding this piece of shit for 0 gains for 5 years and now smashes earnings, revises guidance up for a second consecutive quarter, open AI deal, 2+ bill in quarterly free cash flow, and a increasing revenue and margins and this piece of shit couldn't even hold 10% gains at a P/E of like 13. This and ICP fucking ruined my life.
If the market is not red by 11:30am EST then I will eat my own dick.
>soxl
>>61212654We're not back.My break even price is $32
>>61212669>down 0.4its over
MSTR GEARING UP FOR THE GAP UP!!!BUY BUY BUY!!!
>>61212652That's more tied to china trying to get rid of our beef exports. They've been cutting america out for the last few years. Like i said though i haven't given it much thought until this moment.
Even gold is just another pump n dump, enjoy
>>61212667Less than 10% chance. Bollinger don't matter. RSI doesn't matter. Deals? Announcing a framework is enough. Or like with MSFT that you have a stake. And now the stake is basically free
If SPY doesn't close red today then it will defy all logic since the beginning of the stock market.It means all technical analysis will have to be thrown out.It means past models don't work anymore.It means books on technical analysis will have to be re-written.
>ARE missed>down 10%okay I guess I just get an 8% yield
>>61212682Why exactly
MSTR will gap up to $320 today.BUY now!
pump
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON WE'LL MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>61212671Mine is roughly around there too, friend. Just hold tight and enjoy the ride. ETH is on its way to ATH later this year, and ETHZ will follow suit.
>>61212690Based
>>61212682Technical Analysis has never had any predictive power
Niggermeat brosWere winning>>61212682>muh technicals Stfu stupid coomer. Forward PE is 21 this is unironically a healthy market. S&P 7k EOY. 10k EOD
WERE ALL GONNA BE RICH
>AMT beat earnings>down another 5%thanks for the scoop?
NVDA also just pumping cause eventually they'll make the money of of those OpenAI bullshit deals
>>61212690LETS FUCKING GO!!
Can someone post the Earnings Whisper thing?
Rates are about to be cut and you are telling me you're short?
Look at MSTR go! Omg!!OOOOOOooOoooooooOOOOOO
CCO BROS
>>61212705second post mf
>>61212666It's a jewish-owned business that bans people for their politics if Jonathan Greenblatt of the ADL asks.Nobody should use it or own the stock.
>>61212715What does any of that have to do with making money, schizo?
Gap up nosedick 1.7% dowsympdrome 2.1% s and piss 1.9%
>>61212714oh shit, thanks
>>61212715You’re a racist piece of shit.Fuck off back to /pol/ and stay there.
i'm gonna shave my head on new year's eve, just to get in the right space for next year's bat shit insane pump
>>61212721>Check previous posts by ID>Interesting.
>>61212721Kys moshe
>>61212721>nooooo muh reddit safe space is being violated!fuck off faggot
>>61212707Doesnt make alot of sense to cut with real inflation north of 10%, very low unemployment, stable treasuries. only benefit is keeping rich people rich and pump stonks. fuck it buy 3x tqqq calls
jesus christ. thank god i missed VSEE by a few minutes this would have rekt me
>>61212721Hello rabbi
>>61212718There are other ways to make money, and evidently smarter ways, that don't enrich the worst of the worst anti-white jews.
>>61212721You didn't say he was wrong!
new aths every day!
You bought calls right anon?
Aaaaand as per usual, NVDA can't go 5 minutes without shitting blood
>>61212721>behold the MSTR spammer lying about price movements trying to trick anons into bagholdingImagine my shock.Imagine my shock like your people imagined being shocked in a room with water on the floor.
>>61212699sorry about that. you're just real early. you gotta believe me, when growth is rallying, you don't wanna buy value, except for idiosyncratic stuff that's been dumping for years at crazy low valuations, like ssl. when the nasdaq breaks down it will have it's moment, but i don't think that day is gonna come until you start getting gray hairs. nobody really knows though. you are picking some good reits, amt are and pld are good choices, but they can keep getting cheaper for some time. you really need to think forward, look at what's growing if you must do fundamental analysis, but it's better to listen to stories, think about the future, invest in what has the most promise or potential to be exciting technology. i know this rubs you the wrong way, but it's the way to make money in this market, you've spent too much time already fighting the trend babe.
>>61212741Wish I had all my assets in one place to show like that. Guess could use a third party tool kek, such work though. So I can flex on the brokies on biz!
>>61212726What do my previous posts have to do with you being a racist dickhead? Enjoy being an anonymous asshole because in reality you wouldn’t have the courage to be so hurtful and evil. 40 million people are set to lose their benefits and food stamps, do you even care? Probably not right?
>>61212721look at this seething jew lol>>61212729>very low unemploymentyou don’t seriously believe their numbers right? we’re getting record layoffs from companies like amazon and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. I agree with everything else you said but unemployment is way worse than you think. that’s their justification for more cuts anyways
>>61212756Of course I care? I'm happy about it.
a toast--to soxl computer and all semiconductors!
why is BRK so shit now
>>61212730>VSEEClassic dump on open pattern (waaaay to high then stable).But yeah I almost fomo'd myself on the premarket dip even knowing better.
>>61212707Call it the doomer tax. Optimists stay winning.
>>61212760cash and defensive stocks no?i might start a position, will do well when market return to sanity
if value is a must, consider wkey. i own a lot, up a lot. they own 70%+ of laes, which is valued over a billion, and have 80 million in cash and virtually no debt, but the market cap is only ~130 million. incredible value there and a great growth story.
SPY is losing steam very early.
>>61212748no, i mainly deal with the russell 2000 and this thing is a piece of shit
If you can't outjew the Jews, you might as well join 'em
Look at that UNH rugpull. RIP pre-market buyers.
TMF yes or no
Anyway, I have no clue what I'm doing. I just bought some VZ after doing 0 research. Wish me luck
>>61212759cheers to our lord and savior david soxl!
>>61212774Not sure the leverage aspect of TMF is a great idea, TLT might be better. Lower rates is inevitable at this point. Especially when the whole no jobs thing comes to a head.
Sentiment around NVDA really seems to have turned to shit. 15 cents from the ATH and people are scrambling to get the fuck out.
>>61212762still observing. they have US DHS news
>>61212643>50 points
>>61212775Did you know MSTR is tax advantageous for investors?
>>61212697Shut the fuck up you retarded nigger bitch.SPY dropping like a rock as a predicted.It will close RED
meatbros...
God Bless XOM
>>61212594I have a few shares, but if I'd known how well earnings would go I'd have thrown way more in.
hydrograph computer gape up 4%the ath run still going strong
WTFWT?!?!?
Here comes the VClockwork
>>61212643>levels not seen since....October 10th
Come on Mondelez, score some fuckin goals
I bought a little position in PYPLDoes anyone even use Paypal?
I just sold all my crypto to buy stocks.I wish I had listened earlier.I put all my savings into crypto in July 2024 after getting laid off, hoping I’d hit seven figures before 2030.It turned out to be a disaster, down 23%.From now on I’m only buying70% VTV25% VXUS5% VIGim so retarded . Never again with crypto, just imaginary coins.smg is rightfuck xrp btc solana eth
>TMF>take my fundsso many people have gotten fucked on le treasury hedge.
uh oh stinky
>>61212806>VISA dumpingHuh?
>>61212794based oil chad
>>61212785Yeah one thing I have been playing with is>whenever you were going to fomo>set a buy at what your fomo stop loss would have beenSo about $1.30 $1 $0.70 are all interesting levels to buy at. Those seem impossible right now, but seems to happen fairly often. I'm working on a day trading strategy, that I've fortunately honed enough to skip buying this one on the open.
>>61212792You got shaken out if you sold
>>61212789I live in a tax haven, that doesnt matter to me
also they're cutting rates, buy every dip its free money
>>61212818im always too late to the party idk. need better scanners or an actual real scanner lmao.
>>612127921 red dayoh no its over>proceeds to ATH by dec
>>61212816Who's talking about VISA?
>results of 2 years of buying stocks/etfs just wanted to share since i dont have anyone to talk about this IRL, thanks biz.
Begin the V directly to 7,000!
>>61212828me?
>>61212666What are you even talking about? A 10% gap up after earnings is huge for a fintech value stock. What did you think would happen? That they'd go up 30% in a day like AMD did?
>going short in a bull market>>61212829nice man, is that all in index funds?
>>61212782>how dare people want to sell the near topThis is why they make money and you don’t
>>61212836Nah just stocks and stuff people kept talking about here that i bought over time.
>>61212832They are going to price in the rate cut today so VIX stays chill tomorrow. I can see SPY 588 today.
>>61212833For what purpose
>>61212812I too like blonde white whamen
>>612128291/5th of the way there, brotherwe are going to make it
NVDA is by far, without question, the worst, most worthless motherfucking country in the history of the United States. God fucking damn it I hate holding this absolute abject piece of shit
HYDROGRAPH COMPUTER ABOUT TO HIT 3 BUX
>>61212321Invasion would be hyperbullish. That would explain the 20% by itself. It's not like General Hernandez is going to dissolve leaf corporations or declare their charters void. It would be all upside.
>>61212846babymaking sex
O0o0o0o0o0
btw I don’t want to tug on my own horn but yesterday I bought BYND at 1.85 and people laughed at me.Do you still doubt me?I only pick winners.
>>61212823i wouldi'm completely illiquid until payday, everything except emergency money is in stocks
HGRAFSISSIES..
>>61212856are you the guy that picked up about 10k shares? i remember people laughed at you because of a 5 cent dropgood job, sell some covered calls for free cash
>>61212848Hell yea. Honestly i almost panic sold in april but glad i decided to just let it rebalance.
>>61212836I haven't lost money on a day trade put in about 2 years.
Bitcorn gon go up
>>61212846she tries to sell instagram tier pictures for 100 bucks
>>61212850>>61212858This is just the break out of the last horizontal resistance too. The rocket is just beginning. Next intermediate top should be around $5.
>>61212829Wowa weewa - what have you been buying?
>>61212882What i got. I bought RTX because i thought it was nvidia RTX gpus. Only realized it was a weapons stock company a few months later, but it turned out to be a good buy.
WKEY!
>>61212849But Jensen wears a black leather jacket.He's like Neo from the Matrix.You're supposed to worship him.
>>61212824>late to the partyPretty sure only bots can scalp those news events.I've been liking looking at the premarket gainers you just have to filter out the ones that will sustain from the ones that will dump. Mostly a function of the news/industry/chart voodoo
>>61212721die jew insect
>>61212895yeah i will probably make my own scanner/bot
Here we go! PPT pump in 2 minutes. Have at it boys!
these niggas actually bought shiny rocks
>>61212885Nice. I actually sold out of TSM recently - only because I'm moving to more boogle based ETFs.
OpenAI
>>61212909And? You bought some carved rocks to be able to post this.
>bought miners at the topI'm not cut out for this. Should just hodl ETFs and S&P500
>>61212856>Do you still doubt me?Yes, that shit is going to 1 dolla.
>>61212915Oh any particular reason why booble etfs?
>>61212666WTF, don't hate on the juggalos.Finally got out out UPS green, there has to be an easier way.
>>61212909-10% draw down, when it was up +60% YTDOh no! Anyway....
>>61212909Laughed out loud!
What can I buy right now that will make me money by end of week
>>61212925Probably too dumb to reliably beat the index picking my own stocks, and easier to manage risk.
Shorting tech may have been a mistake...
>>61212909>these niggas bought promises of """AGI""" or something
>>61212922next week>bought SP500 at the top
TMF huhhmmmmmmmmmm
>>61212930Silver bounced hard, with 60 trillion in debt projected by 2029, why wouldn't you buy shiny rocks? Gonna be normal to see priced in grains soon.
Line always goes up niggas gonna get majorly rugpulled next year
>>612129371 E-mini S&P 500 Futures contract. Just hold it until friday.
>>61212236reminder
>>61212942AGI isn't even remotely priced into semis and AI tech stocks at their current valuations.
>>61212946i'm getting very close to apeing into TLT anyways
>>61212829nice, congrats$200k by end of week.
KENTUCKY DERBY! QUINELLA!
TQQQ bros..... how long will the line keep going up...
>>61212946The question is will the upcoming crash / correction be big enough to make it worth the opportunity cost to stay cash. Like, the april crash this year was a great buying opportunity, but you could also just have bought at ATH back in october 2024 and you'd have gotten basically the same prices.
Ummmm news said something Open AI something Microsoft...why arent we +1.5% yet????
NVDANonstop Vigorous Dollar Annihilator
I bought the bottom of silver futures. 0.03 after reaching 0.4 a few weeks ago. Profit? We'll see.
If SPY goes above VWAP, I am certain the algos will pump it more.
Why are you harming market makers /smg/?
just let it pump nigga
>>61212992my waifu
>>61212992I hate women
Yeah, I'm taking a nap.
wow im so glad i kept doubling down on those ibit calls just hope i dont get fucked with a weird scam dump powell is a little sissy boy he's cutting
>>61212976Not gonna happen bro.
>>61212991>WAHHHH WHY CAN'T I MANIPULATE THE MARKET TO MY LIKING
>>61212990You realize VWAP on the SPY chart is drastically different from VWAP on the VOO chart, VWAP on the e-mini S&P chart, and VWAP on the micro e-mini S&P chart, right? Which means it is completely and utterly meaningless to look at VWAP for any S&P 500 instrument, dipshit
>>61212960Thanks! Might actually be today.
Seeing what happened to Ebay really frustrates me, Ive seen this happen to me before on stock picks of mine.>if it really was good then itd already be there, you cant beat the market!Lo and behold>ackshually it really is valuable and....>*pump double digits minimum*>*i was right all along*>*would've made a (insert multibagger amount) if i held*It's almost like a bunch of the markets statements are just to dupe a person into selling>you're not smarter than the market>it's forward looking>priced in
>>61213008Didn’t readSPY 688 before lunch
we should host a /smg/ meetup and just beat the shit out of eachother
>>61212992i can smell the fish
>>61213013SPY 700 EOY, and VWAP will have nothing to do with it, retard
I’m buying a fucking put on tsla this is ridiculous
>>61213028buying puts into a company that will sell billions of robots lmao
Worthless garbage market stays pinned $1-$2 below all time high.People are afraid to buy at the high.People are afraid to short.
How fast do treasuries react to rate cuts usually?
wtf just happened with shitcoin?
>>61212976April wasn't a crash. 2008 was a crash. And america will not functionally recover this time. The fed should have hiked to 6%, forced a recession and then eased. This situation only leads to perpetuity of a non-functional economic course.I don't know when it will happen. But I think it will be a slow downturn.I am currently feeling like I might need to buy in because I am missing gains, but I just can't bring myself to.
>>61213036other way aroundfed rates follow the short term yield
>>61213042i mean the 20 years ones im going to fomo into TMF (take my fanny)
>>61213015smigger brawlI'll heem the goldtards
>>61213029They can’t even sell their cars, who is buying these robots
>>61213028Didnt you fail ountless times already ? Lol
>>61213046long tern yields are very vulnerable to inflationif it comes back you are fucked
>>61212909>he's buying into a chart that looks like thisThis looks faker than the price manipulation on silver.
>>61213049everyone will. tesla has the scale and can outcompete everyone on price and volume in robots. they are using world models to feed robots millions of hours of synthetic training data for any environment.
If I see someone stealing at the store I will look the other way. I will distract security and become an overall nuisance for the grocery that’s being pillaged. I won’t steal but I also will not get in the way of thieves.
>>61212996good night anon
>>61213010\o/rooting for you. i hit $200k for the first time in July and this month I hit $250k. we'll all be alright
>>61213054I don't think you understand what I'm trying to dofed cuts rates boomers move from short term bonds to longer ones
Should have put more money into PYPL instead of throwing it all at AMZN
>>61212909I don't think any white trader below the age of 50 fomod into fucking rocks lmao
>>61213051No I was long tsla from $250-$350 but got them taken away from covered calls>>61213057Puts are way too expensive anyway I’m gonna stay away for now. I hadn’t really considered the robot part honestly that’s intriguing
>>61213063Yes but bonds aren't seen as a hedge during times of inflationremember 2022 when both stocks and tlt dumped
>>61213062Honestly this is more money than i've had in my life. Hope you hit that million within a few short years too.
>>61213073>>61213073
>>61213069i dont really care about inflation i want to buy calls since this thing seems to go triple digits with QE
>>61213057Who is buying humanoid robots? This isn't what robotics is actually about. Musk is a redditor that watched too many movies.
Just go to Asia for your retirement. $1M is top 1% NW for many countries.
>>61213068>>61213078https://x.com/Tesla/status/1982255622566600810https://x.com/Tesla/status/1982255849981595892crazy thread. well ofc you have chinese robots but the thing with robotics is that it will be a national security issue. the west cannot have robots from china running around at these numbers so.
>>61213077inflation will kill your tmf bagsjust letting you know bro be careful
>>61213057Absolutely delusional
>>61213029Billions of robots? There are dozens of companies making better robots that are on the market now.
>>61212957most retarded investment you can make, long dated bond funds are so fucking dumb. if you buy a real 30 year you can at least hold it to maturity, in TLT you can literally lose everything
>>61213068I will tell you another secritThese robots will be used on mars to prepare the grounds for humans. At least they will be advertised as suchAnd now Imagine these robots will replace solideres in a world where no one wants to sacrifice their sons for the jewish government bullshit war they ignite out of their assTesla turning from a car company to a Military company
>>61213087good thing inflation is down at only 3% goy
>>61213090nope>>61213091>making better robots that are on the market now.the current market is just prototype bullshit and most of it is fake remote controlled trash (incl Tesla demos). Doesn't matter though. Compute/World Models will change it quickly and again robots, especially humanoid robots are a national security issue.
>>61213083just post screenshot noone goes to xitter anymore.>>Figure>>Amazon>>BostonTesla doesnt make the top 10It's a cult face it. You've been brainwashed.
How high are we expecting PYPL to go
>>61213097there are at least 5 rate cuts happening between now and next year, it has no choice but to go up.
>>61213125yeah nobody goes on x dot com the place that moves the markets up and down.>Figurefigure has no buy button. you cannot buy their robots. all their demos are remote controlled. they have no scale. its nothing>Bostonlmaoooo they are so bad Trump sold them to Japan and they got rid of them to the Koreans
>>61213141Markets been rallying all year on these cuts. And at first it was 9.
>>61213011you sound like a chronic panic seller with no commitment, recommend you stick to index>>61213079i tried that but i got into a trap of living like a rich expat in BKK and was burning through my savings too fast, the hi-so girls i was chasing didn't respect me unless i was balling
>>61213148>figure has no buy button. you cannot buy their robots. all their demos are remote controlled. they have no scale. its nothingThis simply isn't true. They are full go and successfully running in auto plants autonomously.Stop being a cult member.
Amazon lays off 30,000 employees and is still not finished. However I believe it will get one final leg up this year. If you Google can do it so can Amazon