Qatari edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61217435
on what news is MPC container pumping?
If TMF doesn't go to 45 today there's gonna be hell to pay for that shilling nigger.
>>61219570
Second for autism accelerationism, buy KVUE
First for AI bubble.
>>61219521Fuck I just can't.Money supply is everything when it comes to inflation. Adjusting price for money supply resembles almost exactly the 70s and 2010s. The late 70s/80s bull seems to be an anomaly, which I don't see happening again with so many other release valves.
>>61219570hey all, harby herejust wanted to pop in and let yall know whats coming this week is going to make april look like childs play. youve all been warned. hope youre hedged
>>61219589who the fuck are you lmao
>>61219457Isn't that some bloodsausage, and you call it black pudding?
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
I'm all cash till the end of October because I maxed out my 0 commission trades, what do I buy November 1? Losing bets only pls
Ah yes.... the baleful omnipresence of the American Qatar Political Action Committee, usurping the will of the people.
>>61219597you must be new. youll learn soon enough
You guys ready for nvidia in space edition? Another whole reason to pump nvidia stocks higher.
>>61219598Black pudding is blood sausage, or at least we call this blood sausage black pudding in these parts>>61219600Checked and based
>>61219570Today will be the high water mark for the next 3 years
>>61219600Based and WTFWT nigvidya bros
Niggervideo sucking up all the liquidity, FUCK OFF
How much money do you guys reckon RenTech's Medallion fund has made over the past year's insanity?
>SOXL broke 50We continue the giga bull run. I'm almost tired of winning, even. Just winning day after day at this point. I know some others got on the train, and I hope you're all doing well too.
>>61219607Of all the stupid ideas this actually seems like a pretty good one>>61219610this
Always relevant
>>61219610Until tomorrow
>>61219618>SOXLunironically a chad buy when it dropped below $10. Grats to the anons that did it.
>>61219583It's going to $10, only because im long and keep dca'ing
>>61219597anyone with more than one brain cell knows this is a massive bubble. If you predict it will pop every week you’ll be right eventually.
>>61219610>>61219626i doubt it, we had 2(?) flash crashes this year and it’s only done a V recovery every single time.
Holy fuck. Look at Fiserv.
soot technology will hit 3 bux today
Anons wtf was that green nigavideo candle
>>61219635It was an opportunity to make generational wealth.
>>61219648Fear of missing out
Nothing matters today until 2PM EST and even then that might not matter as much as all the big boys reporting after hours.
>>61219610Today will be the low water mark for the next 3 years
FUCKING PAINPAL. YESTERDAY THEY:>Announced they will be the official payment provider of ChatGPT>Initiated a dividend >Beat massively on EPS and Revenue and revised guidance upward for the second consecutive quarter >Generated 2b in FCF for the quarter AND THE STOCK IS FUCKING LOWER THAN THE DAY BEFORE. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS STOCK
>another gap up day for no reason
BURST ALREADY YOU FUCK
>>61219644Bad earnings miss.
>>61219638Let me know when you get close to capitulating so I can buy, I've been watching for a while>>61219639No shit?
>>61219644>that 1y chartbrutal
>>61219639>if you short it every week you'll make money eventually
>>61219657Why would the god of the modern age ever go back down?
Guys look at SCHD. LMFAO
>>61219589TRANNY aka SWIFTIE
RDDT stoooop dumping fuckkkkk
wtf long dated options up 60% on a 3-4% move? Shoutout to that one anon that was talking about Verizon commercials when he was a kid lol. Shoulda put more than $80 on it
>>61219653Not to mention tomorrow's reporting also. I don't think anyone is getting heavily positioned going into all of this so the easiest direction is up for now.
>>61219657NVIDIA was the first $4T company. They're about to become the first $5T company. They'll probably be the first $6T company too.
>>61219667Finally a ticker I'm not priced out of.
>Credit traders are buying protection against Oracle defaulting on its debt, a trend that Morgan Stanley sees continuing in the near term as the tech giant pours billions into artificial intelligencemuch trust
>>61219589in over/under 2 weeks?
why is the VIX higher...
>>61219678NVDA is becoming pic related within the next 5 years.
>>61219678I'm holding out for 10 trillion. Only then will I be convinced it's for real.
>>61219683Solely to increase put premium
>>61219589>HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWNglad to see you are still alive ang well harby! havent seen your ass since 2022!also rip my NVDA 210 cc's i sold for 0.50 on monday and are now $4.70
Another buying opportunity for MSTR presents itself. This is too easy. If you’re not buying calls at these levels I feel sorry for you.
>>61219667under 1% of my portfolio is tied to this dogshit and I still feel bamboozled
Some of you guys are cool, nah actually fuck you guys, I hope you all get fucking rekt by what is about to happen, lol, boss.
I'm going to start DCAing if this descending triangle/earnings clusterfuck tomorrow goes badly, but there's like three SMAs just above 300 I'm not buying quite yet
>>61219655>>Announced they will be the official payment provider of ChatGPTWhat the fuck does this even mean?
Anyone have an opinion on Sandisk? It does nothing but go up.
>>61219700 for >>61219692
>>61219600LETS FUCKING GO!!!
that's gotta be a yikes from me
>>61219691wow you got fucked! covered calls are a scam my friend theres always better ways to use capital
>>61219692how far out?
why does IWM have to be the dumbest fucking thing every single day
Can someone tell me what changed since april that warrants a 175% increase in the share price of AMD please? Why did someone sell AMD at 87 just 5 months ago :)?
PUMP IT BITCH BASTERDS; JUST PUMP IT
>>61219711ARE YOU RUSTLEDTHE RUSTLER 2000 WILL RUSSELL YOUR JIMMIES EVERY TIME
>>61219710Why would I tell you?You don’t believe in Saylor or trust in the strategy.You’re probably trying to short..I can’t trust anyone here.
PYPL pretty much back to its pre-earnings share price lolFeel bad for anyone holding onto that
>sell a put yesterday>stock sharts down again this morning>put drops in value anywayI love the stock market
NVIDIA is almost up 5% while AVGOON and ORAKEK are barely holding. Also buy MSFT calls META calls and AMAZON calls
>GAMB has hit another 52 week lowBUY REDDIT BUY BUY BUYYYYY
>>61219719MSTR isn't some illiquid shitcoin. You act like we have billions to move the price any direction we wanted.
>>61219727But...but world cup....
>>61219727just let it go lil broit's over
Guys… i feel immense fucking guilt. I’m financially thriving but millions will stone starve because of SNAP…
EnVideo >210Lol, lmao even.
Pltr...
>>61219724welcome to volatility crush my friend! you always want to sell options when volatility is elevated, its the best time because thats what happens!
>>61219739>PALANTIRTo be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in Palantir. The company itself is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of machine learning and data structuring most of the tech and its applications will go over a typical investors head. There's also societys nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into a dystopian high tech future- this philosophy draws heavily from Orwellian literature, for instance. The PLTR investor understands this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this company, to realize that they're not just a company- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike PLTR ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the inclination in what PLTRs CEO said when he said, "We believe in augmenting human intelligence, not replacing it," which itself is a cryptic reference to Huxleys magnum opus Brave New World. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Alexander Karp's genius wit unfolds itself on their brokerage sites. What fools.. how I pity them.
>>61219737what explains your recent surge?
>>61219684nvidia becoming the megacorp of the future is honestly kinda based
>>61219736Sar. Let what go? My seething hatred of brown skinned shillers?
>>61219635I did it but I wish I sold my house to buy more.Speaking of which:I got $33k in SOXL call gains I want to throw at some shit with upside. Anyone got anything decent?If you say GRRR or GAMB consider suicide
>>61219747Tech.
are there any BYND baggies still alive?
GAMB nigger is gonna have to get an actual job soon or explain to his dad how he lost all his trust fund money
>>61219761baggie hereits gonna be ok. I believe in the fake meat
>>61219758HGRAF? kek
>>61219739If it can close above resistance ahead of earnings, we are in for a good time.
>>61219758STUD BULLTUD
do NOT buy nvidia tomorrow
Everytime you evil people try to short MSTR you get wrecked in the worst ways. Sweet karmic justice. Up up and away!
Rest easy my smiggers we GAMBULLS will rise again. I suggest you double down now and get more GAMBmy GAMBY stays pumpy
Just pump each day bro
>>61219740That's made up bullshit that jews use as an excuse to steal the goycattle's money
finally doubled my boomer port. i will celebrate by buying bell and evans chicken instead of the store brand
These are my holdings, bundled in various ways. R8 n' H8.
KMFDM
>>61219778so become jewish, whats the problem?
Is Adobe computer going out of business?
>>61219722Unironically a good buy now around 71
>>61219786I am a Jew kek
>>61219784why you need a spreadsheet?>muh diversification just buy the thing that will go up and sell when it goes down lol
Uooooh god mannn this pump is overwhelming
>>61219788We can only hope.
>>61219811UOOOH
>>61219740You mean like when I get this?
I would sacrifice my firstborn for Zuck to walk out and say AI is shit. META fired hundreds of its AI-focused employees after all.
>>61219777Checked, lucky, strapped in
>>61219817he fired the oldfags that wanted to make ethical AI though. He's keeping the zoomers that want to make AI that can make porn and guide drones into russian skulls
Today it happened /smg/, thanks for all the tips and stocks. If i didn't start reading here two years ago, i would've never had this much money in my life.
>>61219825What makes you unironically think this
why is bitnigger like this
>>61219828congratulations on marking this market cycle's top my friend!
>>61219777checked SPY is hitting 700 this year and then some more>>61219828good job, how old are you if I may ask
>>61219828but /smg/ is wrong all the timewho have you been listening to nigga?
>>61219829check the threads on hacker news from last week, the niggas getting fired were part of the AI safety teams>Meta cuts 600 AI jobs from legacy teams while protecting new hireshttps://www.artificialintelligence-news.com/news/meta-ai-job-cuts-hiring-contradiction-2025/
>>61219836Scary thought!>>6121983932.>>61219840Anons here who started talking about weapons companies that would rise due to ukraine war, as well as amd/nvidia gpu stocks and TSM that are rising on ai.
Why is it that NVDA gaps up 17% every day and then spends the entire fucking day catastrophically shitting blood?
>>61219840/smg/ is right about half the time in my experience, basically a total coinflip. If you know how to parse the bullshit and bet on the more solid recommendations here instead of people making Reddit-tier "to the moon diamond hands hedgies" style posts you can actually do pretty well for yourself.
>>61219846Short attack and when they lose it gaps up everyday
>>61219799so i can make cool graphs and do cool analyses, duh
-_- well that blows, this is the second time in 3 months SOXL has pumped more than $12 in less than 1 months time. If only I bought more and held. What's going on anyways to cause it to crab with sich a wide range and then break out so hard like that not once but twice in a row now?
>>61219846the boat that is the stock market is taking on water and they are trying to bail it out! thats what the hyper rotation of literally everything into nvidia is right now. but a video card company is no Noah's ark!
>>61219846because its carrying the s&p 500 while everything else dumps
>>61219860stfu and go spread your doom and gloom on twitter or show hand you stinky jeet
So does anyone here work for Crescat?
>>61219866show penis sir
>>61219869yes me
>>61217500The WoW auction house
Bought up some more MSTR shares.Like clockwork!
>>61219651Im gonna have to wait until next time since this schizo market keeps screwing me over with some of the widest fucking swings. It pushed me up at least but fuck does the behavior on it give the>okay now make it move erratically over a 20% range, picotops, picobottoms>okay now pump it from the pico bottom by 50%>now do the 20% erratic movement again>okay the 50% movement nextFeels like Im getting duped into buying and holding it no matter what and end up some bagholder when>okay he wont let go anymore dump it 80%
BLOODY FUCKING ANOTHER BLOODY DAY OF FUCKING BITCH BASTERD CRABBINGI SOLD MY TQQQ CALL BECAUSE IT WAS GOING DOWN NOW THE BLOODY FUCKING WENT BACK UP AND I BOUGHT TOP AT HIGHER TARGET I NEED TO LEAVE THINGS ALONE BLOODY MADARFUCKI CANNOT WAIT FOR GAMB TO SHOOT TO MOON LIKE SUPER HOLY METHANE COW ROCKET TO SPACE 2032 I WILL BE MOST RICH SEX GOAT BROTHEL OWNER IN UTTAR PRADESH
Bros… is $2M enough to afford a cute jap waifu. My friend over there in Japan and has only like $300k-$400k and impregnated one already.
>>61219858It's 3x leveraged and semiconductor earnings season is up until mid/late November.
No trade day for me. There will be no movement until jpow
BYND baggotsDamage report
>>61219860>but a video card company is no Noah's ark!kek, we dont need arks where we are going!
i will never experience happiness
>>61219839S&P 7k EOY10k EODi have spammed this over and over the past two months and the bears wouldn't stop laughing. who is laughing now?
I was happy until I got into the stockmarket
>>61219899i can laugh but i will never be able to smile
The gamb nigger is REAL quiet
>>61219885asian wife POWER RANKINGSkorean (north)korean (south)hmongPOWER GAPtaiwanesejapanesechinesethaiPOWER GAPvietnamesePOWER GAPmalaysiancambodianphillipino
BLOODY FUCKING MADARCHODESWHY THE FUCK IS TER NOT ON LIST OF EARNING PICTUREFUCKING MISSED EASY RUPEES BUYING CALLS LIKE 3 MONTH AGOI AM GOING TO SHIT ON TRAIN TRACKS NOW THIS HAS GIVEN ME SUPER DIARRHEA FUCKING TER>>61219915YOU FORGET SOUTH ASIAN INDIAN WIFE SARRR WE ARE #1
>>61219905just index and chill. don’t be a retarded options nigger
>>61219896It’s because you don’t listensBUY MSTR and embrace happiness sir.
>>61219915missing singaporean, mongolian, indonesian and laotian from this scientific list
i dont even know what happiness is. even if i was happy i wouldn't know it.
>>61219915where do you rank mongolian and indonesian?
if you had $60k settled cash in your account on monday what are you doing with it? asking for a fren...
>>61219936GOOG and MSFTAMZN if you want to take a bet
can hedgies just push it a bit lower? my swing trade order didn't get filled in the first touch at $1.85
>>61219936Wheeling big tech. If there is a """bubble""" then im better off just making money off of volatility until it bursts.
>>61219936DCA into VOO
>>612199362 girls at the same time
wow so the best way to position yourself into niggercut meeting was to buy the tippy top of nigvideo on monday very nice great work
>>61219948
>>61219929happiness is you losing 100lbs. start today.
>>61219927Why is btc up 19% last 6 months but Mstr down 26% in the same time period
MSTR MOOOOOONING!!!!OOOOooooOOOOOOoooopooopOOO
>>612199361k a day into wpay, but 2k a day during any drops
>>61219958I'm 6'1 150.
>>61219948>enjoy your 2% annual growth after taxes and inflation bro
HENLOMISTERJEROMEWENEEDANOTHER RATE CUTTHEMARKETSCANTHANDLEANOTHER SHAKE UPMYPORTFOLIOISVERY UNSTABLEIFYOUWEREAFRENYOUWOULDBE ABLEI WANTED YOUMISTERJEROMEWENEEDANOTHER RATE CUTI WANTED YOUTHEMARKETSCANTHANDLEANOTHER SHAKE UPI WANTED YOUMYPORTFOLIOISVERY UNSTABLEI WANTED YOUI don't think you trustinmyFinancial suicideIcwywhen frens deserve toDDDDDIIIIIIEEEEEE
>>61219965Thank you, hungry skeleton.
>>61219976>hungryi eat maybe like 3 times a week when i feel like i deserve it
>>61219877I play the anniversary (Nightslayer).The economics of WoW never cease to amaze me. One of the cooler / more interesting parts of the game, I think.
>>61219966show your performance
>>61219983kek when ive lost a chunk of money i deny myself food for two days
I'm actually getting a bit sick of NVDA
>>61217500EVE Online
Uhhh bros…
>>61219991I must confess that without runescape, I would know absolutely nothing about economics. Everything I know about trade came from dodging armor trimming scams and abby whip rope swaps
this is feeling like a boringkate day fuck
>>61219942i've been eyeing GOOG for a bit but this cash will be coming from exiting NVDA so idk if i want to immediately roll all that $$ back into megacap tech right away. might as well buy back into NVDA with that logic imo.>>61219947this may be the way. the cash is coming from the pending assignment on some NVDA $210 covered calls, so selling OTM cash secured puts to get back in is an idea im interested in trying>>61219948this is my goombling port so no thats too boring>>61219949real world use of the money is also a thought... thanks frens!
>>61219828Absolutely based. You're gonna make it bro. Keep staying careful and remember why you're doing this and you'll continue winning.
>constant boomer posts about how you should sell your nvidia and put it all in VOO>last thread some boomers were aghast that teenagers didn't have 25k to put on a house in 2011No wonder this thread sucks and no one makes it.
Put 11000 on reddit calls and quit my job to work full time knocking doors for new jersey democrats for 25/hr.#fuck america
>>6121993650k split into qcom, avgo, msft, nvda and goog.
>>61219946Thanks lmao
>>61219618Oh that's amother thing. LUM and CLFfag should kill themselves for fudding Palantir in 2020. If I still had all my PLTR I got for 18 bucks I'd be a millionaire.
>>61219915>korean>with the 4B movement, chin shaving, and waging lifestyle>anywhere near the topYour mid tier was correct though. Taiwanese, Japanese, Chinese, and Thai are top tier.I would personally place Korean under Chinese in your list. Chinese are also slave drivers, but at least they'll take care of their husband.
>>61219667What's the point of SCHD? Is it for monkeys who want to be value investors but cant stock pick?
>>61220004>it's realscreeching
>>61219958Can't remember my exact weight, but I feel fat even though I'm at a healthy BMI. I was on the verge of underweight when I was 18-20, and I started gaining weight after my doctor told me I needed to eat more or my health problems would get worse. Currently 24, and I'm really paranoid about my stomach being flabby (although I also worried about that when I was underweight).Do I just need to lift or something? I definitely feel less athletic than I was when I was thinner. I'm still super fast, but my running stamina has decreased. Could also just be body dysmorphia, I guess.
>This Nvidia pumpIt's like we're back to the days just before the split
>tens of millions losing food assistance>corporations announcing mass layoffs>stock market goes up
>>61219960Because s*ylor's retarded strategy is shorting his own stock to buy more bitcoin.
just how mindbroken are the mstr baggies
>>61220037SCHD is for people who are after dividends but also want to try for value. I used to be a huge SCHD nigger until I realized I was shorting myself huge gains by going full tech bull investing.
Can SOXL kindly stop pushing it now that I've set up my collars?
>>61219964>wpayqrd on this? its brand new, looks like its some weekly dividend etf. is it better than SCHD?
>>61220022i have a roth that is entirely QQQ isnt this the same thing minus the etf fees?
>>61219966Honestly, if I could lock in performance that was guaranteed to beat inflation (and taxes, what does that even mean?) by 2% forever, then I would.
>>61220025>LUMLiterally never, ever, ever, trust an avatarfag. They are always mentally ill regardless of what they're avatarfagging as.
>>6121999322% ytd why
>>61220013I wish instead of playing around in school I was investing in real estate. What a fool I was. Now I'm never going to make it.
they are gonna pull the trigger in a couple of hours, aren't they
>>6122006422% is just the index, not bad considering you had to do nothing
>>61220041A lot of people think they're fat when they're actually just untrained. Targeted exercises will tighten your muscles up and the "flab" disappears. Its just floppy muscle.>>61220052Its on the upper band of its RSI so its probably setting up for a crab. I don't see a big dip coming but several days of crabbing could help reset RSI.
Everybody expects a dump today which is why nobody expects a dump which is why we will dump
>>61219828>the tips>2 years agopost-bear market baby will get rekt by 2026.
>>61220068Market has already priced in a rate cut so everyone is just waiting on the off-chance JPow goes rogue and aborts the cut.
does anyone include their retirement accounts when calculating their liquid net worth? i don't like to since that money is locked up by Mr. shekelstein until I'm 60 (if i even make it)
lmao immediately zooms up again
>>61220063I cannot believe we still ahve a soxlcult here because of a transgender tripfag who forced his letf shill 5 years ago. It's like GME but somehow gayer.
>seagate chads I kneel
>>61220094I’d be worth a fraction if I didn’t count them.
>It's up and you want to hold it, or buy more?--"The trend is your friend."--"Cut your losses, and let your profits run."--"You're playing with house money now.">It's up, and you want to sell?--"Buy low, sell high."--"Nobody ever went broke taking a profit."--"What goes up, must come down.">It's down, and you want to hold it, or buy more?--"Buy low, sell high."--"It's on sale!">It's down, and you want to sell it?--"Cut your losses, and let your profits run."--"Don't try to catch a falling knife."
>>61220106Based nuggets of wisdom, sir.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASOXL BELOW 50WHEN DO WE SELL, SOXLCHADS?
Why is dogshit oracle going down
>>61220003Seems like a dead game these days.
>>61220094I do but only because it gives me a more rounded number and the app I use has pension in it so I always know the number
>>61220102>didn't listen to the seagate schizo again
Why is bitched coin going down, I thought rate cuts are bullish sars.
>>61220125what app do you use?
wait, if people are calculating their retirement account into their "networth", why am I not including my expected pension?
Holy shit Waste Management is the most grim fucking piece of shit stock I own.I bought some of it years back as a tiny piece of my folio because some valueniggers would not shut up about it with their "Slow and steady" and "downside protection" horseshit and in a moment of weakness I thought why the hell not?Well I've been holding it for two years now and as of today am officially underwaterNever in the history of anything has this piece of shit outperformed anythingIt's inconceivable that there are """people""" out there that invest significant parts of their portfolios in shit like thisAll valueniggers need to kill themselves ASAP
>>61220133>cutting into a recessionbuttcoin gongo down
>>61220126I’m starting to think schizos know something
>>61220134hargreaves lansdown because I'm a britbong, I transferred my pension from past jobs there since I got tired of trying to move it into whatever my new job was or tracking it, trading etc is done elsewhere
i dont know what the fuck is going on
This day is boring as fuck
Just bought 70 shares of ASTS. What am i in for ?
These whippersnappers today don't know how good they got it. Back when I was a kid we never had access to DEI programs, or artificial intelligent chatbots. Meanwhile they're all pissed off they can't afford any property when they literally spend like $12 a day on luxury coffees. It's like just brew your own coffee boss.
>EU Poised To Open In-Depth Deal Probe By Nov. 4thDeadline>- Said To Have Concerns Over Deal's Impact On Steel MakersSo there's no deal?
>>61220106platitude-pilled
>>61220147They know how to offload their bags on you persuasively
>>61219966>>61220064lmao where are you getting 2%. that’s only if you’re selling short-term holdings. VOO is a long term play. indexes are over 20% this year>>61220044no one even notices the government has been shut down for almost a month now anon>>61220094uh yes? even if its locked up it’s still your money and you’re free to sell but uncle sam will just take a bigger cut
>>61220152we are pumping
Once the rate cuts are announced BTC hits all time highs. You know what that means? That means MSTR follows it during the upward momentum.
>>61220147It's a coinflip>paypal schizo>seagate schizoBoth of these went up like 10-15% on good earnings.>gambfaggotlol piece of shit stock
>>61220166how many retards have underperformed the index despite spending hours everyday actively trading stocks or options?
>GTC 2024 - blackwell gets announced for first timemarket crab dumps>GTC 2025 - look goys blackwell is really coolmarket retard pumpsexplain yourselves
>STX earnings resultShould I follow suit with WDC and SNDK?
>>61220044yes? and?>cost of labor goes down>unemployment rises, rate cuts>deflation likely, rate cuts and QE it's great
wtf happened with ADBE and PYPL ?
I'm nervous about holding 300k worth of broad index fundsBought some puts to offset the risk but now im effectively zero'd out any potential gains or losses, am I doing this right? Puts are dated for January.
>>61220144Value investing is driven by fear of an imminent stock market crash that never comes. So they go up 2% a year like a boomer, never pumping because pumps are scary.
>>61220178there are people who’s job it is to daytrade and plenty of them underperform the indexes or even lose money
>>61220183Those kinda seemed priced in at this point
>up 22% todaychrist almighty
>>61220188Why is this value ETF up over 27% in a year then.
Do I add $100k in GGLL?
i am the biggest baggie in this threadmy bags are so filled with shit i moved them to a separate fidelity portfolio so i dont have to see them
tech is the only thing holding up the market rn
gg, ez winBought while getting paid working out at anytime fitnessEvery second of my day is infinite winning
>>61220141Assuming you're an europoor, do you expect your cunt's system to still be functional in 40 years? or you being alive when you're supposed to be starting to receive it? I certainly don't. The money I have already had to pay in to the system is as good as gone.
>>61220208im down like 80% on my folio.
>>61220157>a fucking macro event today a 2pm>huurrrrr durrrr y so boring at 11amYou are too stupid. Close your positions, your broker account, and cash the fuck out.
>>61220208post portfoliowhich of the stocks in the pic do you have?
>>61220208what's in your bag anon? share the story so you can vent a lil
if it's such a crazy bull market, why am I not rich yet?
Has anyone ever tried time travel? If I could travel back in time I could make some really good trades.
>>61220214im khv at 30. im such a baggie im bagholding my penis
MARINES
I sold my AMD at 160 for a measly 30% gain, if I had waited I would have made 15k That's it I'm going all in Nvidia I don't give a shit if I lose everything as long as you do too
>>61220217the top onefanny NIGGER may
>>61220225nah, that's impossible. instead commit quantum suicide so your consciousness is always in a universe where you make sick gains.
>>61220230i hope you're just buying NVDA stocks, don't goomble on options
>>61220208that's why you should first of all use stop loss, and also a strategy, then you don't have to be a baggie ever again. Just pull the band-aid,sell all the crashed garbage and start over
Weekly check in
>>61219707Cute
>>61220234
a toast--to nvideo computer!
>>61220235thanks bro
>>61220245lel that crop
>>61220230I did the same "mistake" too, but then again there are stocks I held thinking I would have good gains that just dropped till I was in minus. A profit is a profit. Don't get too greedy as you can lose that way too
>>61220061>QQQ isnt this the same thing minus the etf fees?no. qqq added in a lot of the losers that drag performance. imo at least.
>>61220249
>>61220225I can’t time travel but I can remote view (present and past). I’ve seen some shit.
>>61220234You could have exited at 12+ like I suggested.
i am investing in a non profit to provide free financial advice for communities of color and help them open brokerage accounts
Damn!! The euro denominated Nvidia is pumping like hell!! I'm guessing the USD is taking a shitter.
>>61220166Get out of your mom's basement lol
>>61220226you beat me there.
I can't even get 1 percent on anything I buy, it just dumps multiple percent or crabs
NVDA can't keep rising forever, right?
>>61220226KHV at 38. Literally in constant physical pain from touch deprivation and need drugs like benzos just to stay alive. Also holding SOXS which is more suifuel.
>>61220261>>612202481. i cant realize a 30% loss i just cant2. the second i hit sell it will pop off and miss the only generation gains opportunity that ive been kinda early on
Is there anything at all to daytrade today?
>>61220262Very unchudlike.
Nvidia doing good for me.How'd everyone else do?
>>61220171reminder
>>61219607The issue with space is how to cool things down, because you're surrounded by vacuum which, and this is a fact, is not air and cannot conduct temperature.
We all know fed is lowering rates and printing trillions, the best move is to hold big tech and broad index funds yeah?
>>61220275realizing a 30% loss is better than a 50% loss! sometimes you are just wrong and thats ok.
>>61220171>>61220282bitNIGGER will never go up as long as i hold ibit calls
seriously the guy making the SMGs as of late has very cringe political opinions
>>61220185same thing thats going to happen to seagate tomorrow.
>>61220237I want it to hit $220 by next week.
>>61220277Fiserv boss
>>61220285what if, and this is only a hunch, i obviously dont know anything ( ;) ) but what if the fed comes out and says since theres no economic data for them to look at, they cant justify cutting rates since the last cpi report still shows inflation to be well above their mandated happy place?boy, that sure would be something, wouldn't it?
I just bought 8.5k of QID with a SL at the ath today. What am I in for ?
>>61220287im not wrong. morgan nigger stanly keeps buying shares of fanny nigger mayyou dont hold half a billion worth of niggered up otc common stock for no reason.
Crab-tacular morning to you as well.
>>61220285every idiot is thinking that so be careful
>>61220256sure but close enough no? in all honesty i just dont like having a lot of stuff on my open positions page
>>61220194this maybe the single easiest short of all time
>>61220304Stanley lost a bet to Morgan, it's the only reason they're actually doing this boss.
>>61220304morgan stanly as it were isnt a retail investor, they run a gigantic portfolio of everything and balance it in very special waysthey dont long things for the same reasons you would
how is jerome gonna surprise the market to the upside today?
>>61220054Read into the underlying funds, wpay is a fund of funds for tech swap income ETFs. Basically attempting to provide income similar to covered call ETFs but without the upside cap.
>>61220313shut the fuck up tripnigger never reply to my posts
I bag held palantir for years and i regret not buying more
>>61220302Either post positions or shut up and fuck off
>>61220308>every idiot is thinking that so be carefulHell yea!
David Soxl owes me $30 and I'm going to piss in his hot tub every day until he pays up.
>>61220314why would they long fanny common stock then
When will the AI-Christ get a position of power?
>>61220302play games, win prizes
baking
The Virtuous Cycle™ powered by Nvidia™>AI development drives massive productivity gains>Productivity gains reduce the need for human labor>Slower job growth raises unemployment>Rising unemployment pressures the Fed to cut rates>Lower rates flood markets with cheap capital>Cheap capital fuels more AI investment and data-center expansion>Data-center expansion drives record Nvidia GPU sales>Record GPU sales accelerate AI developmentRepeat until interest rates hit 0%, QE breaks the chart, and the economy runs entirely on inference jobs.
Losses fiserved cold.
>>61220319Enjoy bagholding your bagholding company boss.
>>61220208Kek
>>61220309>sure but close enough noI mean not really. you can check by comparing the ytd for each of them vs qqq. >qqq ytd 24%>avgo 64%>msft 28%>goog 42%for example. missing a lot of gains with qqq.
So many people are going to bag hold gold
>>61220318>Basically attempting to provide income similar to covered call ETFs but without the upside cap.>fund of fundsjust a fancy way to collect a full set of fees from their full suit of products on the same dollar. i am genuinely curious how its possible to not limit the upside while still collecting the same cc premium.
brb guys my yugioh cards just came in
>>61220274im 28 with a son and daughter White btw
>>61220284so if vacuum doesn't cool things down how are we not dead by the heat of the sun.
>>61220337>AI development drives massive productivity gainsMaking 500k undebugable lines of code is not productivity gains. It's the illiusion of productivity gains
>>61220327i have no idea, im just saying you cant make your choices as an individual compared to THE morgan stanly as it were sir>>61220332the odds are so stacked to the other side, how can you not take a little shot? very nice sir! it will probably not pay off but what if today is special? what a big winner you will be!
470$b market capPE of 660Who am I?
>>61220353>>61220353>>61220353
>>61220210gonna get a chicken sandwich after that pump?
>>61220354PLTR
>>61220217Is this the official /smg/ spread?
>>61220332How are the fees for something like this? Do you just connect a metamask wallet (or similar), make a straight up wager, and then if you win do a full transfer out? Are there hidden fees?
I have been working this terribad basic bitch job for the last 4 months and I would have been better off if I went with my original plan of buying CRCL at IPO and holding to 300, then dumping it into OPEN in august at 3.86.
Sell @ 140 in january
>>61220356My house is literally right down the block so noBut if I was in another town I would 100 percent get 2 double cheese and a diet coke
>>61219570I think the government is just going to remain shut forever.They dems want movement on Obamacare and with the Reps having the facts on their side in this case (40% of those receiving coverage never use it, not for anything) there’s just no space in which I can see them coming to terms with each other without a market dump or midterms.Usually we’re in a situation where the dems have the facts and reps have the table pounding down to a T. Now they have both and all the dems can do is wait.
>>61220337>and the economy runs entirely on inference jobs.what is an inference job though. Do you mean like "your job is to keep our data centers running so people keep buying gpus so the market doesn't crash" or something?
>>61220345 they don't trade options, they trade weekly income swaps against treasuries. They take in 1.2x the difference between the treasury performance and the underlying stock performance
>>61220366yeah - do not touch
>>61220344Bagholding gold isn't bad if you're able to admit it's a 100 year investment. It's only bad if people think shiny rocks will make them nvidia rich in the next year. In a way, gold is the perfect and ultimate investment. All the 'value' investors should have stacks.
>>61220381What kind of fun new schizophrenia is this?
>>61220389The last time I used my health insurance I still got billed 50 bucks, which is okay considering the overall bill was 500 bucks but what's the point of paying into a system that doesn't actually cover everything.
>>61220269You have the midas touch of shorting
>>61219836>congratulations on marking this market cycle's top my friend!time to get that predictions right on prophex and max out leverage on it
>>61220489Costanza Syndrome
>>61220366Yeah the smg (subtract my gains) official folio
>>61220344>So many people are going to bag hold goldrather making predictions for gold on for more gains. prophex, polymarket and myriad is making this possible.
