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Michigan edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/
>>61220353
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>>61221239
>not Asian
Dropped. Not interested in whores.
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>>61221239
You can tell they are only there to go to school. People from Michigan are way fatter than that boss.
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>>61221239
I want to see the girl on the left try to put on rights jeans.
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>>61221269
I think these are mother and daughter
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I just woke up what happened
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>>61221239
God I love white women. Too bad they don't love me back (﹏)
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>>61221239
markets cooked huh
>>61221287
try being not a disgusting subhuman jeet saar
>>
I told you to buy MSTR.
The BTC
Dips get eaten up instantly.

MSTR is now following the BTC pump again (as it should).

I bought the call contracts at 278 now we’re 282 and ripping higher.
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>>61221276
Yes, they are. I know them.
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>>61221287
>Too bad they don't love me back
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>>61221247
not all white women are whores
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>>61221258
there are good looking women everywhere
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>>61221318
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>>61221318
all women are whores, its a fact
give them a safe opportunity to whore, and they will whore
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>>61221269
they would probably fit
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>>61221303
I'm east asian which is somehow worse. I cry
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>>61221328
it's true
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>>61221318
Maybe, but the ones who show off their belly while wearing college branded half-shirts are. Literally like a big sign: Cum on my belly!
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>>61221333
Left's pelvis looks longer with more narrow hips. Harder to have children than right.
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>>61221330
https://youtu.be/IdyXKJ8NcNI?si=sdTHUSnsmHTw7lf0
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>>61221330
I meant to say promiscuous like what the anon I replied to was implying
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wheres the stream link faggots
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>>61221328
i remember this old gif. who is it again?
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distinguished community members... a toast!
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>>61221349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwX30z6W6PU
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>>61221316
He's literally me except squinty eyes, flat face, yellow skin bad teeth and a small cock
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>The speech is expected to reveal the highly anticipated interest rate cut decision.
Pump... please...
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do you think jpow jacks off right before he gives his speeches to calm himself down and feel like nothing matters
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>>61221338
>but the ones who show off their belly while wearing college branded half-shirts are
yeah that's true
nothing to do with being white though
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>>61221307
reminder
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>>61221380
It’s barely moving calm down
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>>61221367
>>The speech is expected to reveal the highly anticipated interest rate cut decision.
so that should already be priced in no?
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henlo
mister jerome
*leans into mic*
*pulls out small pair of symbals*
ᶜᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵃᵗᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠˡᵒᵒʳ
ᶜᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵃᵗᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠˡᵒᵒʳ
ᶜᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵃᵗᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠˡᵒᵒʳ
ᶜᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵃᵗᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ...
*tsh tsh*
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!
>>
>>61221363
Please he kill.
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>>61221373
is that why he sounds so low energy all the time?
>>
Which thread is the right one
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>>61221384
We're about to rip y'all. Hope you went all in on calls.
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>>61221389
please fuck off to reddit
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>>61221389
hello fren, just wanna say i appreciate your daily jerome posting
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>>61221380
MSTR is still dumping lol
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It's pumping brothers.
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>>61221398
what's your BTC price target?
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>>61221326
You forgot about india
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Bros, I dont think we are gonna pump that much desu. Priced in already
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>>61221396
they're both wrong
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>>61221409
what's that man's name?
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>>61221430
jpow
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I'M PANICAN
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This market is just an illusion
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>>61221409
That is someone's son
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rate hike?!?!?!?!?!?? WHYYYYY
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>>61221409
>>61221239
Tummy erotic uuuoooohhhhhhh
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>>61221421
India is the asshole of the world
they don't count
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HERE WE GO
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>>61221386
Imagine
>it's 90% rate cut
>9% chance nothing
>1% rate hike
"Priced in" would still imply a (proportional) 10% movement
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>>61221431
kek
>>
locked in
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NOTHING EVER HAPPENS FUCK
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RATE UNCHANGED

MARKET CRASHING
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Told you.
MSTR pumping hard
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https://www.cnbc.com/2025/10/29/fed-rate-decision-october-2025.html
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>>61221463
no way
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>>61221445
I get it, so it's only partially priced in
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>In support of its goals and in light of the shift in the balance of risks, the Committee decided to lower the target range for the federal funds rate by 1/4 percentage point to 3-3/4 to 4 percent.
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WHAT A FAGGOT

> Job gains have slowed this year, and the unemployment rate has edged up but remained low through August; more recent indicators are consistent with these developments. Inflation has moved up since earlier in the year and remains somewhat elevated.

The Committee seeks to achieve maximum employment and inflation at the rate of 2 percent over the longer run. Uncertainty about the economic outlook remains elevated. The Committee is attentive to the risks to both sides of its dual mandate and judges that downside risks to employment rose in recent months.

In support of its goals and in light of the shift in the balance of risks, the Committee decided to lower the target range for the federal funds rate by 1/4 percentage point to 3-3/4 to 4 percent.

Also based Schmid

>Voting against this action were Stephen I. Miran, who preferred to lower the target range for the federal funds rate by 1/2 percentage point at this meeting, and Jeffrey R. Schmid, who preferred no change to the target range for the federal funds rate at this meeting

>>61221409
hot
>>
>>61221464
>fed cuts rates
>market tanks
can someone explain?
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>>61221471
>no way
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Where happening?
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>>61221465
literally everything is pumping
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ITS GOING DOWN
SELL
SELL SELLL
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>>61221478
priced in
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>>61221474
i dont know how they can say 2 percent and still cut rates when were at 3
fed is a joke, market is a joke, everyone who started investing in markets in the last 5 years is going to get annihilated eventually and i will be here to say i told you so
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>0.25% rate cut
TO THE MOON!!!!
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>>61221484
nothing ever happens
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>>61221389
Based
>>
>>61221484
Nothing
>>
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
EARNINGS WILL GIVE SOME EXCITEMENT
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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>>61221478
the 1st reaction is always the wrong one
>>
neither NIGGERING
nor JEWING
i am safe in my lane
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AAAA LET DROPS THE FLOOR.
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>>61221389
LET THE RATES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE RATES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE RATES HIT THE
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
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Slow Jazz makes me extra excited for rate cut bull run
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reminder this market is fake and gay
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>>61221464
>qt3.14 is over
now only uglies
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>MSTR technicals: Strong sell
>MSTR analyst ratings: Strong buy
hmm
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I’ve told you nerds it’s always priced in
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CAN SOME RICH NIGGER JUST PRESS THE SELL BUTTON JESUS CHRIST
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>>61221430
Femboy! Please dont ruin her by calling him a man
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>>61221404
It's not just one person, the soul of apu apustaja can possess anyone.
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Legitimately nothing happened god this market is so fake and gay
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should i take my soxl gains idk what to do!!
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this is such an odd sector rotation
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I don’t understand…
The fed cut rates….
That’s bullish for bitcoin but bitcoin is also dropping….wtf

wtf is going man?
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Would there ever be a reason to sell NBIS?
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SP still has a gap to close at 5200
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>>61221520
That is nothing new. Everyone is just here to profit as much as we can on the nVbubble until it pops and makes 2008 look like a fucking Orange Man tweet.
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>>61221540
the cut was priced in like always
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>>61221540
THE DAM IS BREAKING JUST GIVE IT TWO MORE WEEKS (NO REALLY)
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>>61221389
i laughed. don't listen to the fag that told you to go to reddit
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I've been sitting on my gains for a year now
what should I buy to get back into things?
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>>61221540
Bitcoin topped like anon predicted in 2023
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>>61221545
That one is a forever hold.
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>>61221555
>buy
puts
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>>61221553
No it isn’t.
I just have to believe.

I guess I’ll use this as an opportunity to buy more shares but I’m at my limit I think….sigh oh well

I believe that I will win
I believe that I will win
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>Fed: Beginning December 1st, we will reinvest all mortgage-backed securities principal payments into Treasury bills.
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>>61221334
Kazaghistan or tajikistan?
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This is pretty nice actually, the fed almost managed to get halfway down the covid cope buy
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Nothing happened, which is fine. There's still earnings
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>>61221553
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>>61221574
Koreaistan
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I can’t believe I was excited for this nothingburger
>>
NOOO

THE MARKET CANT DO NOTHING

MY OPTIONS ARE GOING TO DIE FROM UV CRUSH AHHH


STOP THE CRAB
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minors check?
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50000 more layoffs today
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>>61221582
Just in time for the AI deflation cope buy :D:D
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>>61221592
they need you to give up, then they dump it
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>>61221478
its nothing burger until he talks and then a 50% chance the market tomorrow completely reverses todays movement. its just noise until friday.
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Shit and Piss going down the drain!
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>UPSIDE RISK TO EMPLOYMENT
UPSIDE RISK TO EMPLOYMENT
>UPSIDE RISK TO EMPLOYMENT
UPSIDE RISK TO EMPLOYMENT
>UPSIDE RISK TO EMPLOYMENT
UPSIDE RISK TO EMPLOYMENT
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>>61221440
kek
Fair enough. Sub-humans aren't humans.
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MSTR is pumping they said
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>>61221608
PEOPLE CAN ONLY GET MORE JOBS, 1 ISNT ENOUGH -JPOW
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ZUCK YOU BETTER MENTION QUANTUM AI
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>>61221618
but anon they created our tech sector
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>>61221537
out of rent-seeking real estate and low-risk staples, into growth sectors. seems bullish babe, and actually what you'd expect with the fed easing and policy efforts to invest in and grow the economy.
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genuinely why is bitnigger in freefall
>>
how invest in low rise pants?
make low rise pants great again
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>>61221587
Nice country fren
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>he expected the market to be anything but ungay and deniggered
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>>61221628
>street shitting bobbleheads take I've tech sector
>all of a sudden the term "enshittification" pops up
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Thoughts on putting my retirement into spxl? It can only go up right?
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>>61221641
Its a scam
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>>61221628
>but anon they created our tech sector
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. And they're only oppressed because of the British bought their pepper and built their cities and somehow now are owed the USA as reparations because the USA repealed the British.
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>>61221657
He really is a good looking man.
>>
>"market tanks"
>the day is still green
>the last 5 days have been green
why are anons like this?
>>
this is the faux dump before wall street slurps cheapies for the giga pump
BUY
THE
DIP
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>>61221653
Key example: gboard assumed my swipe to type contextual intent was "I've," not "over"
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>>61221668
I wish i could buy more, i dumped everything into equities already. i'm not a fiatcel
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>>61221668
>index drops one us dollara
>BUY THE DIPPERINO
yeah they are crashing this thing 10%
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>>61221668
wtf dumped it’s all still green
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>>61221657
>>
If you’re not using polymarket to infer priced in-ness you’re ngmi
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>>61221683
Yeah but less green, that's still a dump
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>>61221683
You're looking at pasts, we're all looking at 10/31/2025 charts buddy. Wow, just take a look at that giga pump on the 11/2/2025 chart
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>>61221418
250k by year end. 1mm by end of 2026.
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how do i lose everything as fast as possible
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>>61221728
Let me manage your folio
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>>61221728
Marry a woman
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>>61221728
Buy far out of money 0dte calls and puts because we very likely won't move.
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How come only the US can innovate? The fuck is it with MENA and white elephant projects?
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I tried to warn you that today was the day to sell. You can still sell tomorrow, but you'll be wishing you sold by Friday boss.
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>>61221746
This could also make him a millionaire
>>
who here actually bought SPY at 688?
>>
>>61221748
>worldstarhiphop.com
Can you stay in your designated portion of the internet. Thank you for your attention to this matter boss.
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how do i amass the largest amount of debt ever in history for a single person as fast as possible
>>
Where's that TMF poster, it's time for the walk of shame
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>>61221761
Its fine as long as you aren't leveraged
>>
>>61221750
This is correct.
>>
>>61221748
>350 meters up
Oh boy, just what everyone loves when they're trying to watch a game: nonstop prevailing winds.
>>
this is the MOST NIGGERED DAY THIS MONTH LIKE DO SOMETHING NIGGER SPY/QQQ
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>>61221767
Join the military and get a mustang
>>
So when the SNAP benefits run dry that should lead to lower food prices right? Since they will still have the same amount of products but with lower demand they'll have no choice but to eat losses or lower prices right boss?
>>
SQUARELY UNFOCUSED
>>
Good afternoon
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he did his coughing thing. TANK THE MARKET
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>>61221767
I've got about 750k in unsecured credit. It's not hard.
>>
RRRRRRRIIIIIIIING
>>
My JEPI is doing so badly that I might actually sell it. Why the fuck is it tanking so hard this week?
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his throat seems to have healed. bullish?
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TMF SHILL WHERE I YOU I JUST WANT TO TALK
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here we go
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Everything on my watchlist is red what the fuck is holding up this nigger
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>new AAPL all time high
bros?
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Do I need to day trade to become a degen option gambler?
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I haven't bought or sold anything in almost a year and I'm doing great.
Feels good.
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SHUT HIM UP
SHUT HIM UP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>EUR/USD (EURUSD=X) tanking
juicy
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>>61221768
>>61221820
He's unironically a shill that's trying to make /smg/ lose money. He was posting fake pictures of the physical PMs that he supposedly sold the dip on, too.
>>
Ok it’s actually over. Also why do I sometimes get punished with a hard captcha
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lmao what's going on? They already released the minutes
>>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP MY BAGS
>>
>>61221846
HOW?!
>>
WHAT THE FUCK DID THIS NIGGER SAY
>>
What did he say? Why market pooping
>>
>>61221885
We can't all read as fast as you, anon.
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kek timiraos btfo him out
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>rate cut not a foregone conclusion
>market dumps
Thanks buddy.
>>
>>61221885
Powell says a December rate cut is "definitely not a foregone conclusion." The market has literally priced in 5000 bps of rate cuts for the next 2 months so this is upsetting them. But all current market participants are retarded so they will forget they're upset in a couple minutes.
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It’s over
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>>61221898
he coughed and uhh... you know what that means !
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So what is everybody’s consensus about this announcement
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uhhhhhh what is happening mumu sisters?
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>>61221917
Diarrhea.
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thought'd we'd close out green today, seems like we won't, thanks nigger powell
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>>61221917
It means someone has him by the balls right boss?
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Buy the dip. The moment he's done speaking we will moon.
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What should I slurp?
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Why do they keep lying about the labor market? There are literally no jobs anymore, in any industry.
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I'm in the money!

I'm in the money!

Do do do do do do do do do do do do
>>
>
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>we get exactly what we expected
market dumps
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>>61221931
Unironically this. Im not gonna buy. And I will seethe when you are right in a few moments
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>>61221947
what did this piece of shit say to dump it more
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i needed that money for candy
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two competing essemmgee's
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Unpopular opinion: yes your overinflated shitbox should go down 50% in value so we can get 1 dollar items back on the menu at mcdonalds
>captcha: xpowj
>>
A FRAMEWORK
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>4TN DORRAR AI POWERHOUSE MICROSOFT has fucked half the internet
are they lining up to take turns now, fucking clowns.
the fucking cunts have also wrecked my os twice in three months. garbage, I'll short you to death motherfuckers argghghghghghh!!!!
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fuck your portfolio
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>>61221973
If you loved the $1 $2 $3 dollar menu, you're gonna love the $10 $20 $30 menu boss.
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Short the NIKKEI right fucking now
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jesus christ these rebounds happen so fast I don't even have a chance to slurp
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>>61221985
>cyberjeets
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>>61222000
That's ok, wait another 5 minutes and you'll get another chance
>>
Remember pain is only temporary
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>it's an I was right to short but off by a single day episode
I swear to god the market does this shit to spite me in particular. The price went over my stoploss by a measly THREE FUCKING DOLLARS!!!! GOD WHY WHY WHY????
>>
What the fuck
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>>61222016
Enough pain and you die and that is forever!
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ITS UN-V'ING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>61222023
>What the fuck
I assume you have played a Mario game.
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REEEE I CANT PLAY HELLDIVERS BECAUSE MICROSOFT AZURE / AMAZON WEB SERVICES IS DOWN OR SOMETHING

FIX IT RIGHT NOW

i bet a fucking AI did this
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it's över
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I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! MY NVIDIA! I THOUGHT IT WAS MOOOOOOOON, FUCK YOU ALL!
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>>61221239
We'll fight for gains whenever there's trouble
Millennials with parents inheritances will dare
No matter how bad the economy gets millennials don't care
BUY THE DIP
A Real American Hero

(Millennials with Inheritances are a special missions force to buy up all tech stocks every time there is a dip based on logical bad economic news - they fight for freedom against BEARBRAH a terrorist group trying to lower the price of stocks across the world.)

Millennials HOOO!
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I bought puts Monday, stock went up $4 and I sold today. I bought calls today, stock went down $2. I can't win!
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>am more green than before the speech
life is good
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It'S GONNA BE A ONE AND DONE, WHATEVER HEEHEE
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Did Trump just say something? Because everything dipped suddenly.
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anon, a December cut is not a foregone conclusion FAR FROM IT
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WHY IS IT DUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
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100000 more jobs eliminated, this economy is strong!!!!
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>>61221986
>fuck your portfolio
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The current market is a bipolar schizo istg
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incredible V-shape recovery
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME
what the fuck is retail doing?
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Another win for MSTR
Told you
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>>61222088
This wasn't Trump, this was Too Late saying, Well maybe we're fucked, I dunno, lol.
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>jerome powell walks in front of a big sign with flashing red letters: WEIMAR
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The VIX is rising sars
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>>61222128
kek
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>>61222115
>A value of stored wealth is equivalent to X% a measure of wealth movement
Nonsense statement, it should be compared to either overall US wealth or total assets.
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MAG7 and data centers are the only thing keeping this market in the green
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GOOG calls or MSFT calls
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>>61222124
I don't know what that means, lol.
Something about rates?
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>>61221239
I told you this morning nigs
Today was the high water mark for the next 3 years
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This retard doesn't have a clue about a single thing going on in the economy, does he? All of his answers are complete nonsense.
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>>61222142
Data Centers don't make money, they burn it retard. Once everybody starts to ask where is the ROI on the data centers, the only thing they will be able to do to prop us up for a little longer is announce lay-offs boss.
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>>61222121
>a few
>industrial short scalpers
>covered
>anon talks about
>MUH RETAIL
>as if hes not
>literally being RETAIL AF
>right there
>in his
>statement
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>>61222145
GOOG will probably do better in the next 12m than microsoft. I don't know for the ER's
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>>61222154
boboniggers cant be serious
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kek at these pathetic little dips, the market really doesn't give a fuck anymore
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my entire watchlist is red what is this nigger market doing
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>>61222154
nasdaq is booming. and it will trickle down and fan out. it's a golden age unironically.
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>>61222158
Youre a brainlet
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>>61222121
Most of these moves are fairly tame pushes to demand supply areas in index futures. Retail is getting stopped out and raped there as per usual.
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tl;dw from this announcement, continue to dca VOO index is what im getting
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Has Jerome ever said something or behaved in a way that proved he isn't some carefully programmed automaton that only responds to verbal stimuli?
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU BLOODY MOTHERFUCK POWELL BENCHODE FUCKING CUT THE RATES YOU MADARCHOD BLOODY BITCH MY FUCKIN CALLS ARE HEEMED YOU FUCKING BLOODY BLOODY
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BUY CALLS BUY CALLS BUY CALLS
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>>61222158
That's why the market is going down. Powell is admitting that he is retarded and has no idea what he is doing, and is lowering rates as a cope over not lowering rates earlier
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>>61222202
Would you rather have President Mango in charge? The S&P would look like a heartrate monitor daily.
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>>61222217
>market is going down
what
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>>61222154
i cleared the deck. bought sqqq. ill prolly get fucked by little peen taco ego maniac
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK , JEROME MY CALLS GOT IV CRUSHED
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HENLOOO
MISTER JEROOOOOME
WHY IS MARKET DUMPING?
I THOUGHT YOU CUT THE RATES!
DID YOU IT WRONG?
AAAAAAAAAA
thank you
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>>61222222
checked
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>Higher price level?
>HA, not our problem
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>>61222202
kek what the fuck do you want. If he started mincing around to YMCA and shilling meme coins you would really see some shit and you wouldn't like it one bit.
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SQQQ will be above $15 end of week
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>>61222222
>ill prolly get fucked
checked... you will
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>>61222222
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Aaaaaand we’re green!
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>>61222145
GOOG is more aligned to the AI hype than MSFT
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I'm more concerned with the outcome of the Trump-Xi meeting than whatever Powell is talking about
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I am leveraged 2x on all the mega cap earnings this week...
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This is pure chaos now.
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>>61222222
checked and rip that bussy
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>>61222249
They will make a deal easily, or better yet a "framework".
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>>61222254
Remember what Jeb! told us, we elected the chaos candidate
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wtf ADBE what the actual fuck
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>>61222222
Bro you’re fucked lmao
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TMF NIGGER GET THE FUCK OVER HERE
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Did Powell just act dumb? He asked him how he think cutting will help the jobmarket when jobs are being cut because of AI.

>lower rates will support more demand
>demand increases inflation
lol
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HOLY KEK, finally a reporter with some balls calling out Jerome on his bullshit.
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>letting Jerome speak
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>>61222249
Chinks will tard wrangle grumpf.
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>>61222177

>Trickle down economics.
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>>61222271
Ask retarded questions get retarded answers
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>>61222260
>or better yet a "framework".
for like the 5th time lol
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>it's a different thing
There you go. It's not dot-com.
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>>61222238
I'm just saying that even for a bureaucrat he's extremely stiff and dispassionate.
But I'm not sure whether it's because he knows his position is delicate and doesn't like making waves or he's really that boring as a personality.
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Dollar is going up, woooooooo. Bullish for my US stocks as an eurofag.
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id like to thank baggie for continuing to pamp my stocks with his failed and emotionally-charged year-long bearish positions
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>>61222177
Is this on Schwab?
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>>61221272

>>61221272

>>61221272

>>61221272

>>61221272
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>>61222287

Trump will turn up with threats. China will return the favour. You guys need to follow geopolitics more (and I don’t mean mainstream takes). Things are not looking good for any deals. War is looming.
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>>61222282
This is the single most valid question. Why cut for jobs when jobs by a large amount get cut due to AI? You can't stop that with 0,25% less rates.

Furthermore he argues with demand. What demand did he mean? For workers? How? By demand for products and services? That's a risk inflation
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Any Nova minerals baggies?
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>>61222290
.ai
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>>61222295
Bit of both. He has the 'looking at himself as he speaks' persona because he's always at risk of dropping a hand grenade.
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>>61222238
It would go down in financial history if the sitting Fed chair shilled a shitcoin at a press conference
Imagine the kek
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>>61222272
is there a clip?
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>>61221239
Imagine not going to an Ivy League university. How does it feel to live in Loserville?
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WHY THE FUCK IS TMF SHARTING
IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE WHAT IN THE NIGGERING BULLFUCK
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>>61221326
Not in the UK
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Bought 1 share of Goog at 266
Sold 1 share og Goog at 291

Now if you're wondering why, I meant to buy 6-10 shares and some GGLL, but forgot/pussied out. Lol. Coulda put 3k into Goog and 2k into GGLL and gotten somethin something. Oh well.
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Fuck my dudes. I missed both Paypal and Seagate and Google this week despite intending to buy 2/3. Earnings would be so easy if only I wasn't stupid.
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>“Alphabet had a terrific quarter, with double-digit growth across every major part of our business. We delivered our
first-ever $100 billion quarter,” said Sundar Pichai, CEO of Alphabet and Google.
GOOG up to 286 after hours on positive earnings report, sold 270 covered calls

I'M NEVER FUCKING AROUND WITH COVERED CALLS AGAIN, I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON, FUCK ME
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Up $450 today god DAMN

I truly feel bad for people who are too scared to be a part of this run
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>>61222817
Buy MONOLITHIC brother, is gonna PUMP HARD
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>>61222664
never been what do you know about it?
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>>61222858
If you are indian I want you to know I don't have enough money to pump your stock.
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>>61222851
>GOOG up to 286 after hours on positive earnings report, sold 270 covered calls
Lol it actually hit 294
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>>61222895

>>61222895

>>61222895

>>61222895

>>61222895
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>>61222902
>I don't have enough money to pump your stock.
what is gonna hit hard is leveraging on prophex or myriad on that stock. predict a crazy crash and you win twice kek



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