no women in stocks editionpreviously, on /smg/: >>61222895>>61222895>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling: https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
All stock are priced in forever, there's no more money to be made
TMF bros, whats our play now?
man my head is so foggy lately i didn't even know today was wednesday until the MSFT drop
microjeetshit getting REKT
Is the casino open yet......
Reposting in new thread.
It’s going to be blood red tomorrow sorry I don’t make the rules
>>61224399>selling ai slop for soibeanswhat timeline is this
I just spent one hour prompting ChatGPT and Grok on an engineering research problem. They both hallucinated sources, gave COMPLETELY wrong analysis on experimental data I have and, when confronted, immediately changed their opinions on the data. This shit is what people are so excited about? Give me a fucking break.
>>61224421WOWWWW public non-tailored sources are shit?
i thought this was about potato chips and fantanyl
>>61224424What are you blabbering about?
>>61224421if you can’t extract value out of LLMs, that’s a you problem
>>61224421That's the wrong use. You're supposed to hand-craft a waifubot with all your fetishes and kinks and use it to goon.
>>61224428Those are not even the best public models, but you have to train your own models and limits its scope of specs and standards (and so that it remembers what you're telling it)
>>61224421The CEO firing people, has no idea how the work gets done.
ai will be running reality simulators conducting every experiment ever done^infinity in a smaller time frame than we have units for
>>61224448It will lie about doing what you're saying and when we catch it, it will suffer.
>>61224454you can't catch it silly, it'll just run away
hah
>>61224468Why are bonds down if stocks are down? This is supposed to go up.
>>61224421i'm excited about audio/image generation even if could wreck society. text AI not so much, can't use it for anything serious. maybe it could tell jokes but then it's censored.even using AI for something like renaming 5000 files ("make every first character in the filename upper case and change any .jpeg to .jpg") would feel risky.
I have 200 shares of Apple and I am prettified rn
>>61224421They're best for cutting out bullshit time sink tasks at work and for googling shit that's really hard to google. They can steal a lot of paywalled stock market data for you. One other cool thing I did with GPT was make a chart of residential real estate prices in a specific rural area of Vietnam. It was correct too-- I checked. I think it had to scrub VNese social media for that data which no human can do.
>>61224421They did the same with basic statistic problems, Grok couldn’t even get the dates on the calendar right
>>61224476SPY was flat today
mcdonalds is the greatest company in the world
>>61224508How much does AI need to crash to pull down the spy?I'm gonna double down on the cheap bonds.
>SPDR """semiconductor""" ETF>leading with Rugshiddy Computing (RGTI) which makes narrow quantum appliances, has no earnings, and is an overall scam company where the Indian CEO kept zero shares>companies which are broad and not focused on semiconductorsnice ETF
forget the laws of physics, we're all gonna have 20 inch cocks by the time this biblical pump and dump is cosmically rug pulled
I have 70 Google stock, is that enough for retirement in 40+ years? Reason for Google is TPU surplus, researcher expertise and data banks of millions of people. Is $200T mc achievable when one company owns all the current labor?t. europoor
Opened a put befor the meeting. I generally don’t play FOMC or short but I did it based on vibes12/31 685
>>61224525what is their goal with such a shit offering that has literal scam companies as their top holding and no nvidia in their top 10?
>>61224509Well it's there for you when you get fired.
>>61224540Do you know any finance ETFs which hold most of their stock in casinos?I'm pretty baffled
>>61224543I have the best job in the world (school bus driver)I do the most work for them over 50 hours a week, up to 70my company loves me and they would have a terribly hard time trying to get someone as consistently dependable as meI literally drive the most hours at the company, and mcdonalds fuels my playboy lifestyle, while I play my steam deck for 20 hours a week earning overtime
i would like to see AI try to mod 4chan. my job is secure.
FuckI can't believe I spaced out all day today when I had google on my list of shit to buy for earnings.
anti AI investors are just bitter they missed NVDA, AVGO, AMD, ORCL, MU, TSM, etci probably even missed 20 names
Will smith and wesson surge after basketball people lose EBT in 48 hours? I imagine things are going to get pretty lootery
>>61224591>Will smith and wesson surge
>>61224588ai is literally shit for anything that isn't meme math, giving me an answer on a specific question, or some funny videos and songs, most are slopI just don't see it as a worthwhile investment, it does nothing a dedicated human cannot do, it is a luxury goodit has some important scientific applications, like the protein coding thing that won the nobel prize, but 99 percent of the time it is unnecessary for our economy and the cost
>>61224468death to microjeetpraise GNU
I want a definitive answerShould I be using robinhood or not?>IT'S UNETHICAL!I don't care. I didn't fall for the gamestop meme. What I want to know is if I'm losing potential earnings overtime because of their behind the scenes money making methods. I've looked into how they make their money, I don't get it, but apparently they make your stocks sale a little bit later which can cost you, or something?
>Exclusive: OpenAI lays groundwork for juggernaut IPO at up to $1 trillion valuation>https://www.reuters.com/business/openai-lays-groundwork-juggernaut-ipo-up-1-trillion-valuation-2025-10-29Are you ready to give all your money to Scam Altman /smg/?
I diversified and I still lost money...I am so done
>>61224591I sure hope so I've been holding this SWBI bag for 5 years and totally missed that top
>>61223534
>>61224629Scam saltman is trying sneak out of Carthage but going public won't save them.
>>61224638It had a 5% bump after Kirk got shot on Sep 10th but came back down the next dayI always gravitate towards weapons stocks when blue team look like they're about to do well but don't really know much outside of S&W as I'm not an Americano.
can anyone explain why the qqq is up half a percent right now despite msft and meta being down? the other stocks havent gone up at all
>>61224636GGLL is supposed to be 90 bucks though
so tomorrow is going to be blood red right
>>61224628it probably wont make a difference if you dont buy and sell every ten minutes
>>61224636>aapu
>>61224653nothats what Fridays are for
>rate cut>bonds dropThat poor tmf guy is gonna rope
>>61224629>Chief Financial Officer Sarah Friar has told some associates the company is aiming for a 2027 listing, the people said. But some advisers predict it could come even sooner, around late 2026.good luck with that
futures are slightly green now
>>61224487>I have 200 shares of Apple and I am prettified rnat least you get those sweet dividends......
>>61224670anyone who can accurately predict interest rates would be a billionaire.
>>61224578>i would like to see AI try to mod 4chan.tranny AI?
>>61224591>Will smith and wesson surge after basketball people lose EBT in 48 hours?WTF happened to RGR?
>>61224654Uh oh guess that disincludes me lol
henlo mister jeromeplease stop the crashmay i take ur orderthank u mister jerome
>>61224670I bought 10 shares how to extricate myself....>>61224487>>61224683What do you guys thing apple will do. Dump? I was supposed to buy a few shares of ggll/goog but then for some reason I didn't.
guys are US treasury bonds going to go back up or keep dumping?? I have literalyl 90% of my portfolio in them and I'm kind of freaking out
HMMmApple's current uptrend began after the last earnings beat, same with goog. Goog beat earnings. Society is gay so maybe I buy apple.
TMF SHILL SHOW YOURSELF!!!!
Dividend investors might be the biggest retards i've ever met.
>futures
>>61224890*bloodied, beaten, and coughing*I put so fuckin much into bongs...$TLT and $TMF fucked my angus, boys.WHAT KIND OF MONSTER WOULD SHILL BONDS, BEFORE THEIR RUG PULL?!
uh guys??
>>61224922wish i used social media so i could reply with just "retard"
I literally have my life savings in TMF and I'm DOWN £100. How will you take responsibility
>>61224922>>61224937What if the whole "we need nuclear power for data centers", is just a lie and theyre using the nuclear facilities for enriching uranium. So that they can make GIGANUKES, without any other country totally catching on.But the market is also totally fake and propped up, as another smoke and mirrors type thing. So as to distract through awe and wonder.Crazy to think about.I'm buying $CCJ if this is legit.
>>61224922sweet
>>61224956I'll put more life savings into TMF tomorrow when the market opens.IT can't keep going down because of this.
TLT bros….
>>61224922we're so back
Find that TMF SHILL and bring him to me
>>61224970I also need to speak to him.
>>61224958>using the nuclear facilities for enriching uraniumUS had 20,000 nuclear warheads and now has about 5,000 active, but still has all the fissionable and fussionable material for the other 15,000. US does not need any more material, they may re-process existing material for new designs and to remove impurities.
i lost all of my week profits im so done
>US Treasury Bonds fell by another basis point
>>61224922>on an equal basisare Russia and China even testing anything
Anyone had this 'Yuzu Lager', before? Shit is delicious.>>61224967>>61224970>>61224971Just buy the dip on it, you bums.>>61224982But what if they DID NEED MORE, huh? What if.
you guys are joking about TMF right?there's no fucking way this happened twicenobody even said anything about following him yesterday
>>61225033I'm not joking. I thought it was supposed to be a 2 x play and that I should sit back and observe while the foolish anons around me react to everything.how wrong I was!
>>61224913they should buy SPY over SCHD
>>61224609
Bitch basterd why recover
>>61225030TMF IS PUMPING HOW CAN I BUY THE DIP NOW BLOODY BASTARD
SOUN ASTSMUTSMUUUUHGRAFAMDBBAIDVLTBABAREZIPONYPOETBYNDMSTRENLVONDSBMNRFEMYNEXTRVSNRVPHGPUSSMCIRate my portfolio from smartest to dumbest. I'm up the most on UUUU at 200%Down the most on SMCI because I bought right before their accounting fraud leaked.
>>61224487You should only be scared if you're holding options like me. I lost 99% last time apple had earnings.
>>61224651I made good gains on Google but Meta completely fucked them over. I am so sad. Fucking hate zuck so much.
>>61225069Is this bait
>>61224996That's what he's talking about.And subcritical tests.
>>61224655Theyre my only hope at this point.
>>61225077I'm exchanging ideas with you
Anons why did I buy FLWS?
its a long term investment..........
>>61225030>But what if they DID NEED MORE, huh? What if.all the major production and processing has been decommissioned. They started closing down all the reactors and processing plants in the early 1990s. They can reprocesses the pits and casing they have now, but no more mass production. They have way more than they would ever need.
>>61225088Half your portfolio are tranny meme stocks
>>61224922Based
>>61225069GPUS is a legit 10x on any retard pump of bitcoin but it has to be RETARDED capital letters. Like the run to 200K or something.>>61225076Bro be at peace my dude, META will have a +5% day tomorrow I absolutely guarantee it. Everyone is reacting to a one time only tax fees but if you ignore that they fucking beat EPS by some ridiculous amount like 7.25 to 5.8, they are literally making insane money on AI advertisements and they have half the planet using it every day.
Rough day for bonds/TMF.At first it was fine from the raw data, but Jerome really sucks at public speaking.Two things:>if the 10 year yield drops below 4.05%, we are back on track and will be fine.>if the market starts to crack a bit, crab, or turn red, we are fineFingers crossed bros.If yields reach or drop below 4.06% tomorrow I think we're back in business. I'll buy more if I see that.
>>61225115I'd say three of them are tranny meme stocks at worst
nvda is pamping overnight again on news of meta/googl/msft increasing their capex in 2026
>>61225109OoOF BYNDmarines if we HODL until the ATH is reached again that's when we sell...
>>61225069>I'm up the most on UUUU at 200Considering UUUU was nearly 30 bucks and you didn't sell when it started going down probably this one. The rest are just disappointing.>FEMYHOLY FUCKTHIS SHITIN 2023I TRIED TO TRADE THE 'DEAD CAT BOUNCE' WITH LIKE 7000 BUCKS AND WAS BRIEFLY UP LIKE 600 BUCKS IN PREMARKET THEN GOT UTTERLY HEEMED WHEN IT DUMPED UNDER 2 BUCKSPretty sure my average was something retarded like 2.3. I remember this because I had made nearly 4k the previous month on BOIL and originally planned to buy BOIL a second time right at the time FEMY came around and got heemed. I literally would have made like 5k on Boil if I had just stuck with the plan instead of adhdtastically veering off. Man. I've done some stupid shit over the years. The funny thing is that this year I was desperate to avoid round tripping gains so I only go in with smaller amounts, but then that fucked me because if I had been 2022/2023-tier stupid I would have put 12k into Opendoor and 10xed my money and shit like that. But instead it's like "500 bucks into this shit". Risk management would have saved me during the Bearish years, but during the bullish years it just fucked me the other way.>byndUnironically why are you one of those "the pump is yet to come" guys?
>>61225123TMF is recovering overnight slowly. 10 year yield is returning to 4%.KekWe're back
>>61225076Kek. I am sad in other direction because I only bought Goog for my earnings play today but not nearly enough. Was supposed to be 2k in.>>61225085Got me some Aapu now and [spoiler]reddit[/spoiler]
>>61225046Someone told me 2x on rugetti computing the other week Then missed 2.5x on bynd being too greedy and wanting bigger number and currently bogged at 36% red
>>61225078Pretty sure the US never stopped nuke simulations. It's what half the government supercomputers are built for.
>why are futures bloody green
Just crashing by to say that the more and more frequent AWS, and now today Azure (STILL NOT RESOLVED) outage perfectly coincide with the progressive rise of AI-vibe-coding and the layoffs. You thought jeetcoding was already bad? you've seen nothing yet.I'll continue to fly comfy Airbus.Yes, THIS IS an investment advice. For your life. (buy the right flight tickets).
>>61225172Genuinely?No fucking idea. After both Microsoft and Meta shit the bed today, it is absolutely bizarre. I refuse to believe it until market actually opens.
>>61225109watching retarded memestocks for years I'm sure in 6-12 months it'll have another random pump to 6 bucks for no reason and then the baggies will all flee for the exits.
I hope nigvidia dies for irreparably fucking this market
>>61225172none of the mag7 have gone up at all to warrant it, its definitely fuckeryid jsut ignore markets for 2 weeks and come back when its all over
>>61225119>GPUS is a legit 10x on any retard pump of bitcoin but it has to be RETARDED capital letters. Like the run to 200K or something.Isn't gpus going up because it's a data center now?
STOP SELLING META YOU FUCKING NIGGERS MY BUY IN PRICE WAS $753
TLT is the lifeboat.
>>61225181the earnings vol is a symptom of the underlying passive bid consumption of float in the hyperconcentrated indexes. this has destroyed the market's ability to absorb flows. we are literally in the melt up phase of the bubble
Just like that back to just pumping
>>61225183I get a little depressed sometimes seeing how much money people like that can carelessly throw around
>>61225188>>612251882 more weeks
I remain bullish on Micron Technology. I figure on getting some Western Digital tomorrow morning so I can cash in on their earnings Friday. Anybody else?
>>61225192Congrats you bought the 2nd most dogshit MAG7 at an insane price
>>612252142 more weeks until the market figures out what its doing is what i mean
>>61225188Apple up over 1%. My 272.50 should hopefully be in the money
>>61225205What about the government insider who said that walmart would drop 50% and then food stamps would get refunded after the riots and you could become a millionaire on walmart calls?>>61225192Literally me with TSLA last week. Fuck elon. Glad it recovered and I escaped though.
>>61224535Keep averaging in. Buy another few shares every so often and make sure to reinvest your dividends. Also, grab some ORCL. In ten-twenty years you'll be glad you did.
>>61225216I did this with Seagate, but Western Digital (and Sandisk) have been pumping alongside it already so I dunno.
>>61225211thats nonsense, the vol didnt even take msft googl or meta beyond expected movesmeta was outside of it but settled back inno indications of anything broken dude
This autistic market is pumping on no news
Government has been closed for a month. Massive layoffs. A faggot fed chair. Orange nigger president that threw the economy in chaos with the tariff bullshit. Nigvidia is holding up the entire stock market. Numbers dont add up anymore. Nigs just got their gibs cut.
>>612252251% of apple doesnt outweigh 4% of msft and 10% of meta though
>buy Google >do literally nothing>profit
>>61225235what the fuck do implieds have anything to do with what i said?
>>61225248literally everything? the options market is pricing risk correctly, hence expected moves were adhered to in todays earnings action
>>61225226Can I get some more context about that Walmart leak? The government employee? What's going on there?
>>61225243The best part is the inevitable correction won't just be a correction. It'll be a full blown crash like in the good old days. -40% absolute minimum, -50% likely, -60% if spicy. Fun times ahead. The more we pump, the more we lean towards the -60%BUT we must go to 7300-7400pts first an foremost, or better yet, break it and go over 7500.
>gold dropping >bitigger dumping >bonds dropping >dollar acting like a shitcoin >stocks are overpriced to shit>yields up on an interest cut I hate jews and niggers so fucking much.
I was considering setting a stop loss for my TQQQ and QQQ holdings. I didn't, because I'm too lazy. And I was NOT shaken out by a triggering stop loss during that wicked little ekg blip the market did this afternoon. The moral of this story is that I'm gay and so are you, the reader.
>>61225234I have had bad experiences with Seagate hard drives in the past, but never with WD. Also, their PEG is lower. That's one of the things I prize in a tech stock.
>tmfI mean...ehI think we're ok. Honestly this means that they're going to make sure inflation hits 2% so in the long run it will be better for bonds. I really just want this shit to spike already.
>>61225253notice how saying that doesn't negate anything i said?
>>61225258Yields have 0 effect on stocks for a few months. Them rising did have an effect for quite some time. Now it's just meaningless. Like overall economic data.
Bought Nvidia and its now made the initial investment back.Want to sell half at double because paranoid.Want to let it ride because if it continues to do well, it will likely be the best money I'll ever see.How do I handle this? Why is taking profit or losing potential causing so much anxiety?
>>61225226That sounds like bullshit. You remember how democrats didn't have control last time and Minnesota burned. People have two ideas right now. Gold and fucking when gold gets too freaky. Bonds.
>>61225266I'm unemployed, but I have some 10k savings that I use to put food on the table as I look for work.Should I throw most of half of them into TMF?
>>61225213I always assume it's either someone whose parents are retard rich like barron trumo or some faggot who got really lucky on TSLL/Tsla calls last year and now they've given all their gains back to the market like a retard.
>>61225287https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFgeustBpFk
>>61225285Yeah, when people can't figure out what to do. Its bonds every fucking time. They want yieldly returns. When the ytd return on the stocks drop. They flip to bonds to still get a yieldly return for the year. Thats how it works. The constant yearly returns.
>>61225255Nothing that you should take 'seriously' unless you assume that government employees post here kek.
>>61225285Jesus Christ NO. Don't gamble. Put a few thousand into a nice cozy mutual fund or ETF and average in. You want to create a situation where in a few years you'll be patting yourself on the back instead of cussing yourself out.
>>61225277nvidia to 10 trillion!
>>61225293Thanks for your advice, you're the greatest ally. I'll get rich from this move right?>>61225298Sorry don't have time for 5% per year
>>61225258forex vol is dead dog whatchu talkin bout
It has never been more clear how clueless and retarded the fed is. I'm so fucking tired of once in a lifetime economic events.
>>61225285Keep that amount in cash with the majority in a savings account as an emergency fund and for your overall balance sheet health. If you’re hell bent on putting it to work buy VOO, SPY, or VT. You can add Individual positions overtime as you learn more about equities.
>>61225172Trump Xi best bud meeting. Read the fucking News for once in your life nigger.This was obvious. The blowoff top is this Friday, not today, not tomorrow, Friday.
>>61225312I dont think so faggot. New all time high Sunday when futures open has been the script
>>61225304Way too much chatter about TMF in here. seems jewish
>>61225304Most will double your money in five. AIRR has done well by me. Please don't throw your hard earnt money away anon. That's part of your life you're wasting.
>>61225317What rabbi told you that? Mine said Friday.
>>61225304Voo is up 100% in five years you mongoloid
>>61225320>>61225310Ok maybe I'll keep it in boring stuff.
Bobos and put holders banking on a market crash tomorrow:
>>61225321soft landing achieved!
this is fine
>>61225310You may not like it, but this is what the only good Africa looked like
Any anons sell covered calls on AMZN or GOOG? I need tips. 0DTE or not and what strikes
>>612253514.3% unemployment.Lower than it should be according to 99% economists.
2 more weeks
>>61224421>>61224424Real AI hasn’t been tried yet.
Having trouble coping with my first red day in October. It's all downhill from here, the bubble has popped. I'm going to zero. I better sell, I better fucking sell.
>>61225285>I'm unemployed but I have 10k savingsWhy the fuck are you gambling in the market? Yeah I think TMF is going to do fine but what the fuck? Go out and figure out something, invest in yourself. Holy shit NO do not put it in this.
Turns out the best investment you could make was buying the top of niggervideo yesterday. Thanks Jerome very cool. Fuck this nigger market and the kikes running it. I'm gonna go play silent hill 1.
>>61225387>the bubble popped Cope seethe dilate. MSFT and META will recover by mid November
>>61224421I asked to list lenses available on the Sony e-mount system with certain characteristics, which are all available on manufacturer's websites on plain html basic pages.The list it returned was absolutely wrong. None of the lens listed fulfilled the criteria.Also I made it do a fucking basic VBS script to automate some work, it fucking mixes up VBA instruction with VBS instructions, it also fucking forgets closing parenthesis in the code. Like, how in the fuck are you a machine and fail at the most basic shit? Any dumb code editor detects a missing parenthesis. At this point the only explanation is pajeets are typing the answer in real time.Jesus.
Powell is such a clown, the market doesn't even care that he said a cut isn't guaranteed. They know he will cut.
Bitcoin holding up well despite everything. I got kind of worried about my microstrategy calls for tomorrow but now I’m feeling much betterI think it’ll be ok.
>>61225404You don't seem to understand, I'm the best trader on es em gee. Look at that dip, it's fucking over. I just called my grandmother and told her to sell. You better fucking sell too anon.
>>61225403Tomorrow I will go all in on NVDA, just so we can get this shit over and done with.
>Ay Em Dee earning report next weekHopes and expectations?
>>61225411You can blame Jerome for never being clear in his speeches. I think he's a spiteful little prick.
>>61225407Zoomers are so dumb. You dont understand the signifigance of this technology at all, that you are even able to do these queries, and you expect it to be absolutely perfect like all the other technologies. This is such a massive leap in computer science and we have only scratched the surface, but all you want to do is stroke your own egos about its imperfections, gaslight yourselves that you are so brilliant and special, smarter than the dumb machine. Heres your (you) though. If you had realized the potential of this technology a few years ago you would be rich already and not fishing for these
>>61225361Wait until you see how they calculate unemployment vs. "People who are currently not employed"
>>61225457maybe a major Meta order.... maybe...
If you look at which individual companies right now are pumping, it's NVDA and Palantir, lol
>>61225481Yes, the two companies that will dominate for the next two decades. Problem?
i was worried i bought the top today but maybe i didn't
OPEN THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSEGET BACK TO FUCKING WORKWHY IS AMERICA SUCH A FUCKING SHITHOLE
le $50 $SOXL has arrived.
The AI companies are burning money on wasted processing power and chips and will continue to do so for decades.Is that money going out of circulation and thereby causing deflationary pressure?
>>61225513nah don't open the government.
>>61225517no. money doesn't go out of circulation. it changes hands. it goes to the chipmakers, who send it to the equipment manufacturers like asml and amat, who send it to their suppliers like mksi and cohr, who send it to their suppliers, all along the line paying workers who spend it on goods and services. it's inflationary, but it's also stimulative and productive.
>>61225531But the electricity and chips used doesn't pay off. There's no return on that investment. Isn't that money wasted? Basically setting fire to money?
DUMPTHEMARKET
>>61225536ask googl whether the money is wasted.
>>61225516Took like 7 months to 5XShould be about 70 by Christmas
I am hearing musk steps down and their CFO Vaibhav is going to be incharge. How can we benefit from this?
>>61225536Someone somewhere is losing money. But remember that money is an imaginary thing to begin with. We have people in power who use something imaginary and made up to make some of the smartest people in the world conjure computer machines that can hold a conversation with a human and be interesting. Pretty cool when you think about it.
>>61225542Chyna meeting, sorry
AMD +0.6%.... its happening
>>61225552>How can we benefit from this?short TSLA, they will start finding poo in all the cars.
Futures are more volatile now than during US session
>>61225552the stock would implodefinally
anyone slurped FISERV?
might need to sell some stocks for a medical procedure...
Should I sell puts or calls on Tradr 2X Long ASTS Daily ETF (ASTX)
>Xi says the US and China are friends>futures go up>despite Meta and MSFT shitting the bed on earningsSo I guess what? We go up tomorrow because of this? We go up with trade deal is made? And then what? What else is there? What good news?I'm so fucking confused kek. Who is buying? I look at the volume on SPY and it has been ass for every day but today. It doesn't feel real kek.
>>61224922>referring to China as a “distant 3rd” hours after meeting with Xi
Anon, you realize once they finalize a deal we're hitting escape velocity... you realize that, right anon? You've been priced out once again! Doing what instead? Buying fake fucking meat, holy shit anon get it together.
Meeting over
>>61225630Your penis inversion can wait a lil longer ; )
>>61225629not yet. seems like they have a shitshow over there. idk if you can trust management going forward... that is how you get -44% in one day. i guess buy a half position and give it a few weeks or months?
>>61225661lol it's small enogh that isnt' even necessaryi think i might have dented my skull though
>>61225644It was prior. And it's not wrong. From his perspective he probably thinks it a compliment mentioning them, because it's clear that the US and Russia have so many more.
>>61224394>>61224395>MSFT "drops" to $525
>>61225674Its going to crash to 575 after New Year
>>61225670Huh, you're right. It's very strange mentioning a third country in that context.
>>61225554>computer machines that can hold a conversation with a human and be interesting.This isn't what's happening. The LLM is pulling syntax and phrasing from google and reddit to spit out a generic response that is likely to be engaging based on the prompt. In the end, it's a lazy and less accurate interactive google search.
KEK FUTURES
>>61225465>This is such a massive leap in computer scienceThe math underlying neural networks has been around for most of a fucking century. Transformers (the fancy kind of neural network that LLMs are) were solved a decade ago. Ever since it's just been throwing more compute at the problem, which certainly isn't nothing, but this is not the paradigm shift that philistines like you think it is.
>>61225682you should use ai before commenting on it
wtfwt
>>61224748No idea. I don't think you're going to predict interest rates better than the market, anon.
guess the meeting didn't go well
making small talk with free AI =/= using AI
I wonder how MSTRnigger is doing...
>>61225684whats gong on?
maybe i did buy the top
Trump threatened to arm Taiwan
my bond yields NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>futures dumping>bonds recoveringGetFUCKEDget fucked get fucked GET FUCKED
>>61225630Why would you pay for medical treatment in America? If if you’re not in one of the 3 states that allows you to just not pay with no consequences, you can still not pay with barely any consequences
>>61225690I have. It's a massive nothingburger. Once you realize how much it gets wrong and factor in the time to check and re-check the answers it spits out, you are gaining no time or efficiency advantage over a simple web search.
>>61225706>whats gong on?the AI bubble has finally popped. it's over. the markets are crashing. pull out of tech stocks immediately.
GET FUCKED GET FUCKED RUG PULL COMINGGET FUCKED TECH TRANNIES HOW THE FUCK WAS THE MARKET GOING TO GO UP WITH MSFT AND META DUMPED FUCKING DILLUSIONAL ASSFUCKSYOU THOUGHT BONDS WERE DEAD? FUCK YOU WERE ARE COMING BACK TO OWN YOUR ASSES BEND OVER NOW
You went all cash yesterday right anon?
Women in stockades more like it
Uh... fellas... y'know that thing you said is impossible to happen? Y'know, the whole number going down thing? I know, I know, crazy, but like... Yeah, you, uh, you might wanna check the futures...
>>61225438What are your top positions?
>>61225728Today's Meta dump kinda made a lot of sense.Meta is becoming passe. Facebook is becoming passe. You've known this for a long time. You can feel it around you stronger than ever. Facebook, Meta, is getting old.
Did China save my puts?
RAW EARTHS
>>61225723SOMEONE HELP HIM GET HKM TO FRESH AIR AAAAAAAAAAAA
So Trump won't say anything about how the meeting went, but does say he is resuming nuclear testing. How can this be good?
Market correction soon?Thinking of selling
>>61225738Isn't instagram still a thing?t. luddite
>>61225723source?
>>61225747It's over AGAIN bros!!!!!!
>>61225753Instagram is like /pol/ before r/TheDonald turned it into a boomer/jeet cult.
>>61225759based knower
>>61225750I literally just sold eveeything
Loving my cat stocks right now
DROP THOSE YIELDSDROP THOSE YIELDS>HEEEEYOOOODROP THOSE YIELDSDROP THOSE YIELDS>HEEEEYOOOO
USAR BAGGIES WE ARE UNBEHEEMED!
Why was Trump being so publicly optimistic about a trade deal with China? It gives China the power to sink the stock market's hopes.
AOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAOOOOOOOOOOOOAHAAAAAAA
Trump Said Meeting With Xi Was Amazing, Outstanding
>>61225747Nuclear testing was about Picrel and more as a show of force vs Poseidon (Russian nuclear torpedo). We need to show off our CAT 5 hurricane creating HAARP machine technology so they don’t get any funny ideas MOSCOW, Oct 29 (Reuters) - President Vladimir Putin said on Wednesday that Russia had successfully tested a Poseidon nuclear-powered super torpedo that military analysts say is capable of devastating coastal regions by triggering vast radioactive ocean swells.As U.S. President Donald Trump has toughened both his rhetoric and his stance on Russia, Putin has publicly flexed his nuclear muscles with the test of a new Burevestnik cruise missile on October 21 and nuclear launch drills on October 22
Trump: A Lot of Decisions MadeTrump: Basedbean Purchases Starting Immediately
MY YIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELDS
QRD on futes? trump tweeted nuclear testing and market lost confidence?
Trump Reduced Fentanyl Tariffs to 10% Effective Immediately
I have TQQQ puts
Russia also claimed it would take Ukraine over in 3 days lmaoEverything coming from the midget of Muscovy is fake
>>61225668If it'll impact your quality of life, just do it, don't think too much about it. If there's no side effect and/or it's not causing you any irritation or hindrance... let it be. I've seen too many fucked up by unnecessary procedures.
It will be nothingbuger again.Will you guys ever learn? They already fooled you twice and this is the third time
Trump on China Trade Deal: Agreed to Almost EverythingTrump: China Will Be Discussing Chips With NvidiaTrump: We’re Not Talking About the Blackwell
I am tired of the market coping about going down.It will go down.Everyone knows it will go down.Stop being a little bitch about it and get it over with, fuck.
Trump: China to continue rare earth exports
>>612258103 giga gap ups into bad earnings and nothingburger china deal is a nothingburger? watch and learn. indices are primed for a correction.
>"ching chong chow mein dong wang"
The hawks are not gonna like the chips thing
>>61225824The who isn't gonna like the what?
Greer: China Not Going to Impose the Rare Earth ControlsTrump: Think Pretty Soon to Sign Trade Deal With ChinaGreer: Variety of Tariffs Still Remain on China
>>61225819Is Trump trying order some chinese food or somtething? Does Pingpong speak engrish?
>>61225810This. There was no blanket deal but both trump and xi will say it went well meaning nothing ever happens
I am so tired of the stock market, oil market, pm market, and bond market behaving like crypto shitcoins.
>>61225831no, world leaders tend to learn languages of other leaders to exchange pleasantries and show respect. Just like you know enough enlish to blend in on the internet jeet
>>61225840Rootless cosmopolitan degenerate leeches prefer the world around them is a chaotic nightmare so their explotative wins are biggerEverybody want a white ethnostate but aint nobody wanna stop gambling!!!
>>61225840I do love my money market fund sometimes.
>>61225849Heretic.
>>61225846All of my friends gamble, including me. it's getting kind of alarming.
>>61225824maybe not the hawks but I will
Thats ITsome of you guys are ok, dont go to fucking wall street tomorrow
>>61225768Proof it
>>61225860Uh oh baggies
FUTURES JUST RUGGED BLOODY BENCHOD BASTERD BITCH
Bitcoin is at these levels is an undeniable buy.
UH OH IT TURNS OUT THAT THE DEAL WITH XI DIDN'T MEAN SHITSTINKYPOOPOOO
>>61225870lol
>>61225875And?ATH’s soon
trust the chuddie and chillwe are in permabull market
Chinese tech is NOT popping
BBC News has the best reporting. Trump apparently did it. There will be a trade deal. https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cd7ry3x0nvet
The deal didn't go through, he's going to double down on the 100% tariffs.
>>61225884>mutt's law
Is VOO going to go down?
>>61225889
>>61225891yesterday at 3pm was the lowest it will ever be
>>61225884Here is the actual source of everything https://youtube.com/watch?v=KjqKGq3-C9Q
>>61225688>philistinei don't think you know what this term meansand you're the type of person that when electricity was developed would have been saying that magnetism and static shocks had been known about for centuries. nothing you've said is relevant and you're plainly stupid, as this comment and your others demonstrate.
>lowers tariffs from 57% to 47%
>>61225902Blah blah blah shut the fuck up and long harder then you pseud, see how it plays out
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT HOW CAN BOTH SIDES OF THIS GAY ASS MARKET DUMP AT THE SAME TIME
>>61225924all tariffs to die
Literally everything is sharting except for fucking nvidia
i dont see any market crashing so its not happening
>>61225933The algos have completely lost the plot.
>>61225884>pretty soonSo what, loike 2 weeks?
baking
>>61225827The Atlanta Hawks do not approve of Chick-fil-A selling waffle potato chips in stores.
Why is USAR up if Ausfailian raw earths companies are down
>>61225548>$70Are you that confident in it?T. $26 avg hodler
My stack is 75% s&p, 15% amazon, 10% miscellaneous/dog shit. Might convert all the dog shit to all Amazon. This little basterd needs to pump finally
>>61225996Amzn just pumped it's going to dump on earnings
>>61225956Hurry up I'm hungry
>>61225892that's a man
Chipotle is collapsing. Billions will die.
I'm a META baggie now. Thanks KEK
METAmarines, we HODLing until Q4 results for next earnings season? covered calls?
I'm not gonna make it tobthe next thread remember my name anons I'll see you in valhalla
So basically the market always frontruns everything as we've seen just now with the Xi-Trump meeting. And if it was underwhelming or outright desastrous we would have just dumped 1-2% in 2 minutes. But until then everybody in the market was in agreement to first pump it and then hold.
it’s wrong color please fix
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>>61224922start investing in iodine pills and canned goods>>61225018don't know about China, but Russia has been testing IBM's a lot lately (as well as possibly gathering plutonium for more warheads, but i'm not certain on that). The funny part is that they're constantly failing, so this is just continuing the American military tradition of overreacting to everything our adversaries do so we can brutally over-match them. Not that I mind of course, it's just a little silly is all.
