Pumpkin spice edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Miscellaneous:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious thread:>>61224382
>futureswrong color bls fix
yeah its fucking over. Some faggots at the fed ruined us.
>futures
Not checking my portfolio today
AAPL and AMZN will save us.
>>61226150Once the actual data comes out on employment numbers instead of figures 3 months outdated it will force j Powell to cut another 25 bps in December. Dual mandate just like he always says near the beginning of every speech
this is fine
>>61226185I voted for this.
What the hell are you ladies hysteric about? I don't see anything dramatic in the markets.
>>61226185>women and negroes firedBullish
>>61226194those are the big spenders, so it's the opposite.
VanEck Rare earths ETF up bigly in premarket
We actually need more fentanyl to flood the streets.
Futures aren't real
>YouTube sent out emails to employees about BUYOUTS and severance packages recently>Entire company is going to restructure, and shift focus over AI>YouTubers like MatPat retired few years ago, people saw that as a warning sign then>People see this as a MySpace tier shitshow about to unwindDamn I thought Twitch was going to die soon but fucking YOUTUBE dying too wasn't on my smg bingo card. Is this bearish for bullish for Google???>futures>https://youtu.be/FZUfiW3W1KY?si=Ro9u_wkORdOc10TV
I'm getting tempted to buy more CPRT.
>>61226208>YOUTUBE dying too wasn't on my smg bingo cardReducing staff isn't dying.
>MSTR moooningTold youIt follows Bitcoin pumpsEasy money in the morning.Fuck you all
>>61226247>Fuck you all?
Odds of good news from AMZN today?
>>61226247kek baggie
>>61226203Futas aren't real (luckily)
>>61226258100% probably
So AI is reaching its maximum zenith with Indian robots, 99% employee nimbleness, and funny money regurgitation?What happened to curing cancer?
>>61226138
>>61226185Why do we need H1B again?
>a document leaked by Washington Post shows that DOGE is going to deregulate the entire federal government to the maximum extent permitted by law>DOGE will delete an estimated 50% of all federal regulations>the legal changes are scheduled to go into effect December 20252026-2028 will be the years of the great GDP bull run.Buy your favorite index fund and watch it ride.
>>61226295unfortunate body type, big belly. no hips.
>>61226295Yeah, I figured this was the big one. fed layoffs are a sacrifice im willing to make luckily.
lest go pump it up baby
META baggies status update?
>>6122625857%
>>61226313WE ARE META MARINES AND WE ARE NEVER SELLING I LIKE THE STOCKCANT SUCC THE ZUCC
>>61226313I was never a meta shareholder and I don't use any of their platforms, but I'm seriously considering starting a position. Any blue chip tech stock with a P/E ratio in the low to mid 30s is starting to look very attractive to me in this market.
>>61226336>imagine ever being a facebook marine in 2025
i missed the googl boat, so.. what’s next? amzn? meta?
> US PRESIDENT TRUMP ON TRUTH "I had a truly great meeting with President Xi of China. There is enormous respect between our two Countries, and that will only be enhanced with what just took place. We agreed on many things, with others, even of high importance, being very close to resolved. I was extremely honored by the fact that President Xi authorized China to begin the purchase of massive amounts of Basedbeans, Sorghum, and other Farm products. Our Farmers will be very happy! In fact, as I said once before during my first Administration, Farmers should immediately go out and buy more land and larger tractors. I would like to thank President Xi for this! Additionally, China has agreed to continue the flow of Rare Earth, Critical Minerals, Magnets, etc., openly and freely. Very significantly, China has strongly stated that they will work diligently with us to stop the flow of Fentanyl into our Country. They will help us end the Fentanyl Crisis. China also agreed that they will begin the process of purchasing American Energy. In fact, a very large scale transaction may take place concerning the purchase of Oil and Gas from the Great State of Alaska. Chris Wright, Doug Burgum, and our respective Energy teams will be meeting to see if such an Energy Deal can be worked out. The agreements reached today will deliver Prosperity and Security to millions of Americans. After this Historic trip to Asia, I am now heading back to Washington, D.C. I want to thank the Great Countries of Malaysia, Japan, and South Korea for being so generous, gracious, and hospitable — Also, Australia, Canada, New Zealand, Singapore, Thailand, and Vietnam, who were at the Dinner last night hosted by His Excellency Lee Jae Myung. Hundreds of Billions of Dollars are being brought into our Country because of them. Our Nation is Strong, Respected, and Admired Again and, THE BEST IS YET TO COME!"Tomorrow:>XI SCAMMED US
>>61226371amazon was cheap a couple weeks ago, now it's risky
I think the ukraine war may be ending soonGlad I sold after the drone craze
USAR baggies sound off
>deal with China>futes don't careHuh? I thought we'd retard pump for sure.
>AAPL higher PE than MSFTApple ist just Lululemon but Tech
>>61226371I sold for 145 this spring fml
>yields
>precious metals
>>61226138Did Trump TACO again?
>>61226373What are the odds Amazon will have a nice little dip like Meta today after earnings?
>precious metal accessories
>>61226415This whole TACO thing is getting a bit silly considering he is always "chickening out" after getting exactly what he wanted. At some point, you guys will just have to admit that Trump is actually just a really good negotiator and his initial outrageous demands and retaliatory tariffs are simply a part of that negotiation process.
>>61226418Not going to Olive Garden until the government shutdown is over kek
>>61226185The fewer employees, the more efficient the company. Simple as.
>>61226428He just has the power to force his demand. That doesn't make him a good negotiator though. It's just as much as a meme as calling him a great businessman when he was born into a family with a name and got 1mil loan and very likely had further safeties. The real businessman was his father.
>>61226452Turning 1 million into a multi billion real estate empire is about the same as if you got a loan of a thousand bucks and turned that into millions of $. I'd say either is fairly impressive and indicative of a good business sense, or a ridiculous amount of luck.
>>61226417Are the mass layoffs not going to put a positive spin on forward EPS even if earnings are only mildly beat?
>>61226452Actually about $140 million in today's dollars, or $60 million at the time.
>>61226462He didn't though. Where do you get the idea he did so much money with the 1million?>AI even integrates the Crypto pump and dumpkek
>>61226409>>61226413>>61226414BASED
bearishness is a personality disorder
>>61226484KILL YOURSELF
>>61226418 top kek
Everything that's not niggervideo is downI'm so fucking tired
Buy silver and get gobbedticker PSLV, SLVR, AG
>>61226428Most of the problem he's solving were created by him just months ago... Sometimes as a lever fot the negotiation, true, but lets not get crazy here.
Who's buying MSFT dip ? I know I did at 517
Whoa, look at gold!
what did I miss yesterday?
>>61226418What does this mean? The company is giving away free food to basketball americans? What do the shareholders think about this?
>>61226428But the idea of tariffs was to bring back muh manufacturing back.
>>61226501I going to wait a bit until it settles, but it's tempting.
>>61226515>hears that a company worth billions is feeding hungry people with pocket change>what about the shareholders?!Are Americans all mentally ill? Is it genetic?
if AI isn't killing Google Search, then what is it doing? A recent internal poll at my work showed that 2/3 are mainly using these tools to search for information and only tech department using them for more specific productivity enchancing actions (vibe coding i assume).
>>61226545>2/3 are mainly using these tools to search for informationHumanity is doomed>>61226504>>61226497>>61226484Kill yourselves AI sloppers
>>61226545Can you use chatgpt to search for niche porn videos?
Nvda not bubble >>61226557Target 500$
>>61226545> ask open AI how to boil an egg> in some data center a nvidia chip worth $30k with 5 year lifespan spends enough energy to boil 200 eggs and the entire chicken that laid them to create a mix of 8 web pages> and triggers all the google ads in the processThat's why Scam Altman half assed a browser presentation last week and that's why winning the trial at september made googl jump 20% in a week.
No one mentioned the OpenAI IPO yet? Reportedly coming Q3 2026 at 1 trillion valuation. They're going to unload their bags on retail lmfao. Surprised MSFT isn't at least green with this news considering they own a quarter of the company.
>>61226203>Futures aren't realneither are any of the girls in that photo lmao
>>61226185not even 200k peopleamerica has 330 million peoplecall me when something matters
>hundreds of finance articles about how US-China tensions are scaring investors>trump ostensibly reaches an agreement with xi>red futureswtf?dont tell me they think trump is bluffing. when trump even announces he might add new tariffs, which he never does, market tanks 2%
>>61226676I only believe a deal is in the works when China says it.
Fuck I forgot Chipotle reported yesterday that was the most obvious short of the quarter.
>>61226676We would be pumping if jerome didn't say rate cuts in decemeber are not decided yet
Novo Nordisk just keeps dumping
between orange niggers tweets and too late niggers retarded actions they have essentially broken this market. enjoy working forever because your retirement fund got bogged Why not just make nigvidia a branch of government at this point?
Btw I have palantir i held my calls through a month of crabbing then the day I give up it and sell it starts mooning
>>61226705I need to understand how these fucking faggots are allowed to simply not have a plan and just fly by the seat of their pants causing massive speculative bubbles. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI HATE HIM I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH JEROME NIGGER POWELL
>>61226719NIGGER POWELL
WHY IS THE NIGGER GOVERNMENT STILL CLOSED A MONTH LATER WHY THE FUCK IS DOES EVERYTHING NEED TO STOP OVER THIS STUPID FUCKING ISSUE JUST ALLOCATE THE FUNDS SEPARATELY AND PASS THE REST YOU RETARDED NIGGERFAGGOTS KIKED ZOGBOTNIGGERTRANNYFAGGOTS ON BOTH SIDES AND IN EVERY NIGGER BRANCH OF THIS NIGGER GOVERNMENT IN THIS NIGGER COUNTRY FUCKFUCKFUCK
>>61226295>>61226302that's really gullible of you anons
>>61226738Blame Dems for wanting to give illegals free shit
Today we pump
>>61226279>100%>Probably
mathematically how is it possible for the nigger yields to be up if the nigger fed rate got cut
>>61226176>>61226150Oh it's even worse that that. See this graph? it tells you that now, suddenly, 40% of the basket used to gauge inflation is now made not of observable prices, but of statistical guessing. Basically, 40% is "guessing". Literally vibe-inflation.Textbook numbers cooking.
>>61226203kek
>>61226767because the Fed doesn't actually set the rates, the rates are set by whether the market actually wants to buy bonds since like 1971
>>61226138Where my GOOG chads at??I am a construction worker that doesnt understand AI. But I can make sense of how GOOG is the only one currently monetizing it. and they are printing fucking cash. Should have shorted META too. zucker is a scrubb i can see META dropping 50% once this boom starts slowing. GOOG will be fine barring a multi market mega crash
microsoft marines, i'm not having fun anymore
>>61226774so you're saying its all fake and gay and kiked
KEK TMF
>>61226780The Fed can set rates goes back to QE and starts printing money to buy bonds off the market which it's probably gonna do next year
>>61226418Olive Garden started to become shit in approximately 2004. I went back after 21 years a few weeks ago because my Mommy had a coupon and the food is now worse than a microwave TV dinner.
>>61226696>kouuid by beepisbobo, what does this mean?
Do I buy puts or calls?
>>61226583>>61226203They are plastic, plastic, but still quite fantastic.
>>61226782Very interesting, I expected rates to go down after QT turned off. What’s happening?
>>61226770That 40% is the share of imputations using a different cell, not 40% of CPI, so unless lots of quotes are missing or in big-weight categories the impact is likely small.
OH IM A GUMMY BEARYEESS IM A GUMMYY BEAARIM A YUMMY TUMMY FUNNY LUCKYY GUMMYYY BEAARROH IM A GUMMY BEARYEESS IM A GUMMYY BEAARIM A YUMMY TUMMY FUNNY LUCKYY GUMMYYY BEAARR
>>61226800Is this inflation fears? Market thinks this is bad for the dollar, inflation will increase off tightening ending?
its Western Digital the safest play today?
Nigvidia needs to get delisted due to its systemic risk to the economy
>>61226804what happened
>>61226812no buy niggervideoyou should only buy niggervideoin fact, niggervideo should be the only available nigger stock in the nigger stock market so everyone buys niggervideo and only niggervideo
>>61226822all dump and no bumpmakes jacka very dull boy
>>61226814Why dont you just buy it and make money retard
What is the RDDT 1DTE options play for today???The past several days have left me completely depraved and blinded by obscene greed. I must have more.
>>61226515Hang your head in shame. Jesus fucking christ dude
>>61226837Nothing you will be over paying and if you guess the right direction it won't even pay off good.
I want to learn how to hunt short squeezes on penny stocks. What signs should I look for in a screener? I have years of experience on FX, position trading on stocks, and portfolio management, but this would be the first time I dive into speculative gambling.
>I have years of experience on FX, position trading on stocks, and portfolio management>but this would be the first time I dive into speculative gambling.should we tell her?
>>61226866I forgot to mention: serious answers only. Memelords can go back to plebbit and xitter.
>>61226870you tell him sis
>>61226862>gamblingJust do whatever then.
I’m down 7k on meta
>>61226862You dont. Penny stocks are controlled by insider whales who have way more money than you. You have no control it can go up or down 50% in a day for no reason.
A non-insignificant part of my portfolio is invested in META. I'm pretty sure this is just a temporary dip because of that tax fuckery but fuck me.
google about to break 300 at premarket
i cannot believe the line went down
>>61226885This. Penny stocks are just crypto-lite. It's why no reputable wealth management firms/hedge funds dabble in penny stocks except aggressive, unethical firms like Sabby Capital
>>61226185I survived the layoffs at Applied !
MARKET CRASH IS HERE
>Openai prepares for $1 trillion ipoIs smg buying it at launch?
Fidelity shut down my mutual fund and forced me to cash out my holdings yesterday, saving me all that downside. Thanks fidelity
>>61226862Just go to reddit pennystock. Pick one bots are spamming. Watch money go away.
Just bought meta, this might be the bottom of the dip.I lost like £30 yesterday when it crashed, now gonna make big bucks.
Bags in the metaverse are even heavier than regular ones bros..
>>61226927I'm buying December calls at open. This is a silly overreaction to a one time expense.
>>61226932I still have no idea what I'm doing.But hey, monkey with a typewriter.
>>61226928im holding huge diluted meme bags. i think its ogre for me if i have to eat this loss.
>>61226932or maybe the stock was just overpriced by about 10% and now its more appropriately priced, just a thought haha
>>61226932Its going to dump more at money just to take liquidity from people like you
>>61226540>hungry people>Americansuhh...i dont think the average american is going to go hungry anytime soon. in fact, its probably a good thing for them if they don't eat for a few months
>>61226939shut up
>>61226932>>61226927>Meta to raise a $25 billion bondhmmm.
BITCOIN IS CRASHING TO PROP UP THE STOCK MARKET BUT ITS NOT WORKING
MOTHERFUCKEEERSSS BUY ORACLE (ORCL) FUCK YOU DONT FUCKERS BELIVE IN AI? GO FUCKING BUY ORACLE NOW, IT'S HEAVILY UNDERSOLD GO BUY NOW TIKTOK FUCK.
>>61226941It could dump more. That's why I'm buying ATM calls 60 days out.
>>61226957The accum/dist looks good(This is my first time using that feature so idk)
>>61226758Trump public announcing restarting nuclear testing negates it, tough luck
>every index is red>I'm greenI ummmm... ok.
all due respect, you got no fuckin' idea what it's like to be a microsoft marine. every decision you make affects every facet of every other fuckin' thing. it's too much to deal with almost. and in the end you're completely alone with it all.
Who cares about Trump dropping the tariffs on China, we is not getting no food stamps boss.
>>61226983>silver up premarketsame. although i have more in tech stocks then i do silver but i have goog at least.
>>61226983Forgot to mention buy MP Materials faggots
Lmao. This might be the worst ETF ever.
Srs bsnss: What are our thoughts on the collective market right now? Jerome "Blue-Balling Blue-Dog" Powell didn't really solve any problems yesterday, and money has to go somewhere. Where is money going to go? What happens when the government opens, the tariff nonsense ends or at least gets some degree of finality, and the money printer warms up with QE and rate cuts?
I have enough cash to buy 2 shares of facebook computer today, and I will be doing so on open and near close
GM benchodspray for an amazon pump after hoursrape you kindly
>>61226927Just looked it up. 98% of their income is from ads. I know the model works but at 98% don't you think you'd spend some of that money trying to diversify a bit?
>>61226995It’ll probably be a good thing have hold when the market returns to normalcy.
SOXSCHADSWEAREWINNING
I'm not even gonna log on todayfuck this market and fuck all of you
>>61227005Alot of the layoffs impacted h1-b. Also why those niggers love rape?
I'm going to goy's and getting a goy egg and cheese non-kosher and a hot black liquid goy, You guys want anything?
bankrupted over fake meat and now i dont even have food stamps. is... is it over?
>>61227010Nope, look at april crash. Same drawdown as any other equity holding. Didn’t stay stable for shit.
I accidently bought 50 goog oct 31 calls last night, am i going to make money?
>>61227019>bought fake fake meat
>>61226473he became the potus that makes you redditors seethe everyday while you're on here crying about him. he made his $1milli was very bullish.
What’s some good stuff the slurp?
whats goin on with DXY
The #1 holding in the SPDR """""semiconductor"""" ETF is a literal scam company with no earnings that has nothing to do with semiconductors?
>>61227074There are more buyers than sellers and there is a limited amount of USD.
Just why the fuck everything is getting red? Isn't the trade deal done? Why's burning red instead of neon green?? aaaaaaaah
>>61227081dxy is up 0.5 that mechanically pushes everything down 0.5% something's afoot
>>61227076a lot of big beautiful funds with bigly returns out there
MSTR holding up beautifully at these levels.I think the gap up is presenting itself nicely here.
>>61227076Kek - the fuck.
META's gonna V today once people realize the EPS miss is just a wacky one-time tax shenanigan, right bros?
/smg/ - spooky market general
>>61227115These tech companies are spending money like niggers and its just resulting in some more LLM shit. Need another breakthrough soon.
This is it.This is the big one.
bros why wrong colorline up only up, no?
>>61227096kek baggie
I’m ready for open in which hgraf will either moon, or utilize this moment for another shakeout before mooning.
IWM poised to have another absolute shit day. where the fuck is the spooky rally?
>>61227096your gap is presenting itself yes
I don’t understand the general fear in the market rn. Trump downright BULLIED Xi and brought his faggot ass to heel. What’s the issue? Why are we so reluctant to pump upward? Ridiculous shit..
>trade war was bullish all along
Bullish oil and gas and Csterpillar and Rolls eoyce and everoyne else who provides energy
>>61227151If I am to follow the last 10 times, this is a buying opportunity.
>>61227151somethings brewing in the back i tell you, rate cut and dollar and yields spike, no pump, this is spoooku
10% tariffs with China, an effort to reach a deal to buy Alaskan petroleum products, China is somehow going to try to end the war in Ukraine?, no rare earth block, and the Chinese government pinkie promises to crack down on fent smuggling
>>61226932Why at open. Smartest money can play afterhours. Retail will follow suit at open. Let it dump and buy in mid morning or after lunch if it hasn't found a bottom
>>61227155>powering shit whith diesel generators in the year of our lord 2025third world country
>>61227151Sell the news + its still unclear where they stand on selling high-end chips to China
>>61227012First time ever. Congrats. Sell immediately
>TQQQ premarket -2.34%over for me lads
all i know is, if my bags don't pump i'm gonna puke
>>61227185Hahaha!I love my president! I just wish he would have a public fireside chat with Michael Saylor and really address the bitcoin reserve in full detail.
Buying day! You were all selling into the pump right?
>>61227179This is it. I think the market wanted NVDA chips for China.
>>61227096If its the same as last time... trump has finger on the button waiting to tweet good news if it does really hard. Id expect that if the spy goes below -2%
Can we have a serious slightly off-topic discussion real quick?With the government shutdown, there is a lot of attention on SNAP/food stamps right now. I’ve seen a few threads and heard the opinion IRL that food stamps shouldn’t be able to purchase thing soda, sugary snacks, or frozen foods. Instead they should have to cook everything from scratch even though it’s a massive time sink for people who may already be working two jobs.I’ve never really understood why people wanna limit what people buy with food stamps. If you buy 5 tomahawk steaks and run out of food a before the end of the month later that’s on you.
how in hell i am closing the worst week of the year, lost 10% of my yearly profits
>>61227203Sorry, but the SNAP payments will stop
>>61227169Its a reduction of one tariff to 10%Chinese goods are still tariffed at 47%
>>61226976Bullish for Uranium unironically
>>61227203I personally think they should allocate food stamps to the inner city and wipe out food stamps in smaller localities. This would ensure minimal damage to big company infrastructure. Look, black and brown people are more hostile so it’s difficult cutting it off from these communities but poor whites…fuck em. You know what I mean? I know you all agree with me deep down.
>>61227115>one timeYeah, and the next one after that will be one time as well.That CAPEX is also one time.Everything is one time, what a coincidence.
>>61227203The government shouldn’t be involved in feeding people, full stop.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-10-29/kraft-heinz-sees-weaker-us-sales-ahead-of-planned-split
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>61227214I actually don’t care too much if it’s getting canceled. My point is that it’s just goofy to try micromanage what food people buy
>>61227225Based
Let’s go MSTR!!!!Pump pump pump!!
META IS GOING TO FUCKING ZERO FUCK ZUCK FAKE GAY COMPANY FUCK FACEBOOK
>be red since days since I am not in Nvidia >be redder now that everything dumpsfuck this gay as market
>>61227224yeah no shit when the quality of the products get worse every year and even if you thought that it couldn't get sloppier anymore, they double down and make the gayest slop ever produced to mankind
Mooglies, why the sell?
>>61227224This is actually because Kraft Heinz ruined all of their products and they have yet to comprehend the message
>>61227224i get hunts brand ketchupno high fructose corn syrup!fuck the fructose jews
I just bought 1 share of meta computer
>>61227242META MARINES NEVER SELL LETSGOOOOO
>GOOGLE CALLSI GOT IV CRUSED MUMUSISTERS AND I'M DOWN 50% EVEN TOUGH GOOGLIE IS UP 4%. I'M SO FUCKING DONE
not gonna lie though, meta dropping a hundo was...... exactly on my bingo cardfake gay ai bubble is poppanentire stock market finna take a 10-15% haircut in the next month
BYND baggotsDamage report
>>61227225LETS FUCKING GO!!
Buying more of the MSTR dip!You have to believe!It’s the only way!
Lmao just sold my SPY 0dte puts. I’m good for today. Time to shitpost.
Ummm, excuse what the fuck is happening?Did we just get nuked???
goog is crashing
FUCKKK I LOSE EVERYTHING ON META FUCK
It's over, the market topped
what dip do i slurperino
>>61227271>the market is going to PLUMMET to levels not seen since... August
>>61227252GIVE me that mayochup
>>61227286BUY PUTS IDIOT
>>61227273Sold the last rip at 2.30. Glad I was able to reduce my loss to -10% from -35% at worst
>>61227286hell you can buy just about any DIP and you’ll make money.I’m personally buying more MSTR and BYND
>>61227288this is the great part of it, i win bigly if it happens meanwhile passive investors just went sidewaysits the easiest setup of my life
SEEEEEELLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLLL
>>61227275lel, crytotard too stupid to buy crypto.
BITCOIN IS CRASHING SUB 100K EOD
>>61227290imagine buying puts when dip buying has been working for literal yearsjust slurp the dip idiots, it has a 100% track record for the past 3 years, do you really think this is the time it stops?
>>61227226It kind of isn't when working a job means you have to buy cheaper food and people on SNAP are getting more expensive foodThe only argument I see here is for frozen foods
*ahem*AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING OOOONNNN AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHThank you for your attention to this matter.
>>61227308look at that gap on metawhen was the last time anything like that has happenedlook what happened after the last time it happened
V TIME
>>61226976This is what I get for memeing about investing in uranium instead of actually doing it..
i need to buy 1 share of SOMETHING RIGHT NOW
>Google putsFeels good to win by doing nothing
UNDERPRIVILEGED AFRICAN AMERICANS ARE SELLING THEIR STOCKS BECAUSE THEY FOOD STAMPS IS GETTING CUT OFF
I slurped the meta dip
>>61227322>No V shapeSELLLLLLLL
wheres that chess playing Bear, where he at?
>>61227332I am already up 1% on my 1 share of meta computer that i purchased 10 minutes ago
I never buy puts or go short at all but something came upon me and I loaded up on spy puts yesterday before the meeting. How do you even exit theee positions. I’m a perma bull in enemy territory
>>61227337this one?
I'M DOING MY PART.I'M BUYING THE DIP.NOW GO UP YOU RETARDO FUCK
>>61227309Yeah, but what does dictating their food consumption actually accomplish? If they run out of money that’s on them.
You guys bought calls at open right?
>>61227343yep thank you there he is
>>61227342sell to close
>>61227292Nice
V RECOVERY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I averaged down on meta with margin
DIPPERS GONNA GET SLAUGHTERED AGAIN
Meta calls are free money it's going to retest 200 moving day average even if it rejects there.
>already V'ingPPT quick on the draw this morning
>>61227353I was exuberant that day kek. Felt like a winning position. I had mentally given up on it for sure.
>everything red except snowflake and cloud flarebasedNET chad expectations for earnings?
Now we V recovery Buying the dip never fails
META REJECTED AT 666.66 SATAN SAYS NO RIP FOR YOU ONLY DIP...TO HELL!!!!
The entire world is buying the meta dip
>>61227362basedand fuck the rest
dumped all my 280 goog calls within 2 minutes of the market opening when they were 10 bucks ITM, now they're only 2 dollars in the money
GO GREEN WE ARE GONNA DO IT BROS WE GONNA DO IT
I've lost $210 on META...
Nice made 10k on meta calls in 10 minutes, makes up for some of my 15k loss on shares
>>61227361I sold the bottom a couple of days ago and took a ~54% loss. Luckily it wasn't much money.
RGTI and QBTS will go to 0, their technology is already being replaced with more efficient, faster chips that dont require insane cooling.
why are we red again?
>>61227385by which companies
I eagerly await the day when zoomer slurpers cattle get heemed
>>61227347>If they run out of money that’s on them.You don't seem to understand the crux of the problem here.How does this look like to a taxpayer? I'm pretty sure there are millions of SNAP beneficiaries that can spend more on food than middle class workers can.
>>61227389TODAY IS THAT DAY
GO METAAAAAAAAAAA
Silver go up
what made you think the prices would go lower?
>>61227394Sadly, it's not. We'll have to go to SP500 7000+ points first.
Gj if you slurped the bottom.
>>61227410NIGGA YOU CANT EVEN GET THIS MARKET BACK TO ATH
>>61227074dollar shortage Don't know why
>>61227392>How does this look like to a taxpayer?I don’t really care how it looks to the taxpayer. The money is going to be spent regardless. I’d rather hear someone argue in favor reducing the amount of SNAP dollars available than limit what people can buy with it.
>>61227421GJ ONLY IF YOU SELL IT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE ITS NOT GOING TO LASTNO ONE IS IMPRESSED THAT YOU MANAGED TO SLURP THE DIP BACK TO 20 MINUTES AGOYOU STILL GOT 6 HOURS TO GO
>>61227429Because “le money printer” was always a dumb, inaccurate meme
>>61226937fem-boy x fem-girl is peak, second only to fem-boy x tomboy
TESLA SLURPER BUSSY STATUS: DESTROYED
>>61227384brutal frenbetter luck next time
Companies-that-actually-make-money-from-AI chads, today is our day. ADBE, CRM, PYPL, AMZN. Ok maybe not that last one at this very moment, but still a great choice
>>61227194I think it's buying day today and tomorrow. Gonna jump in tomorrow and watch it pump next week. Thanks bots for the free money
>>61227388Extropic is one. None are public.
>>61227375SPY 690 by end of day, 700 end of week.
What the fuck this jewish price actionWhat the fuck is happeningLiterally trillions being annihilated and then coming back within the span of a couple of minutes
META SLURPER BUSSY STATUS: RAVAGED
>>61227290>BUY PUTS IDIOT
>>61227465ITS A DESPERATE ROTATION, EVERYTHING INTO NVIDIA, THEN WHEN IT SELLS MORE, SELL MORE BITCOIN AND BUY MORE STOCKS ITS VERY SIMPLE>>61227471MY PUTS ARE GREEN
can someone explain?
>>61227465>trillions being annihilatedmarket cap isnt real money anon.
>>61227332>>61227339Refresh and report
>>61227465Apple red day
>>61227464Nah, 690 EOW
META AND TESLA SISSIES GETTING ANNIHILATED
>>61227475Sure for now. Sell before tomorrow's close or you're gonna have a bad time
>>61226138Where should I park 100k? Tired of cash wasting away but this market kind of freaks me out. Was thinking of just buying VOO and holding until a few months before Trump leaves office(assuming he does).
KEEP BUYING THE DIP SURELY ITS GONNA WORK EVERY TIME RIGHT? META JUST CASUALLY DROPS 12% ON EARNINGS, EVERYTHINGS FINE RIGHT? JUST BUY THE DIP RIGHT? RIIIIIIGIHHHHHHHTT????? AHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>61227478We're up 17% YTD on absolutely nothing but catastrophic economic news. We're up 40% from the April lows. The market has averaged 0.25% per day for 7 months straight, the fastest rate of increase in history. What in the fuck is there to explain about a 0.000005% pullback?
>>61227478yes it's explained in this image
baking
>>61227503META leaps
>>61227503Lots of reasonably priced companies with revenue growing every year that are getting ignored in favor of chips and bubble stocks. AMZN, ADBE, CRM, PYPL to name a few.
>>61227505I guess it's kind of notable now when it takes dip slurpers a full hour to push it all back to ATHs instead of getting the job done in ten minutes or less
>>61227486Spooky rally will make this week the ultra retard gorilla nigger gigapump of the year.
NEGG won
>>61227505NEW PARADIGM AI SAVING THE FUTURE BLAH BLAH BLAH THESE RETARDS ARE GONIG TO BUY IT ALL THE WAY DOWN THEYVE BEEN BRAINWASHED TOTHEY NEED THESE RETARDS TO SELL INTO
>>61227530Nothing will change. Printer Powell cut rates despite inflation being substantially elevated for the 6th straight year. Redditards will slurp at absolutely any price. We'll be at a new ATH before EOD.
>>61227536>>61227536>>61227536
>>61227533YOU ARE GONNA GET THE SPOOKY SELLOFF THAT TURNS INTO CRIPPING BUTTHOLE CLENCHING FEAR AND DREAD WHEN YOU REALIZE ITS NOT GOING TO RECOVERDIP SLURPERS I HOPE YOU SOLD BECAUSE THE REAPER IS COMING FOR YOUR CALLS NIGGA
>>61227503In a high inflation market cash is the worst position. Literally yolo into any 5 of the s&p 100 and you'll have made a better decision
>reddit pumped overnight and dumped in the monringWhy didn't I set a limit sell for the overnight fuckery. I really need to be more on the ball.
>>61227504Well ya. But the dip is currently happening. If you buy META during this dip, don't rush in but don't wait too long. Let it bounce a bit. Then by Thanksgiving you'll be up comfortably
>>61227224People are tired of every single condiment beint made of high fructose corn syrup
>>61226875>>61226885>>61226913What a useless piece of shit board. This is why plebbit always gets in early.
>>61227633>being this retarded and naiveyeah, reddit its up your alley
>>61227659dumb incel
>>61227352I mean psychologically. Holding puts is a foreign headspace for me
I can't wait for my grocery bill to go down, when all these food subsidies get cut, cratering demand and lowering prices boss.
>>61227203>>61227222I am all for just cutting the program entirely, but why the fuck are we giving them ebt cards, when the government could just purchase everything in bulk for them, then package it into boxes and fucking mail them out. I mean if they don't like what's in the fucking box, then they can get a fucking job and buy their own fucking groceries.
>>61227633They literally don't. They banned bynd talk until is was already at like $4
>>61227633>>61227849I'll throw you free advice. Watch https://swaggystocks.com/dashboard/wallstreetbets/ticker-sentimentYou'll see they only talk about shit after the fact.
>>61227289It's not mayo... it's sugar or high fructose corn syrup and soi oil. 99% of 'mayo' is soi.
BUY THE DIP, THIS IS THE LAST STOP BEFORE PARABOLIC TOP
