oops editionpreviously, on /smg/: >>61226138>>61226138>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling: https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
>>61227536
What's on the slurping menu for today's dip?
I have finally determined how NVDA works. Any time there's a red candle, the next 90 candles will also be red. And any time there's a green candle, the next 120 candles will be green. That's just how this piece of shit works.
YOU THINK YOURE BUYING THE DIPYOU ARE BUYING THE BAGS A FAT JEW IS SELLING INTO YOUYOU WILL OWN NOTHING BUT THESE BAGS AND BE HAPPY
Slurped 1800 bucks of apple
>>61227536Honestly, I don’t think Meta is going to survive another decade unless zuck leaves the company. You probably think that’s impossible but every single major pivot they’ve tried leads to failure. This has been the case since the oculus VR acquisition and that was 11 years ago
Sold 2/3 of my silver futures in this pump, will buy back in better in the following dip
>>61227572bruh... buying at the top is not slurping
>>61227553
Whats the appeal of btc miners at this point? Most of the shits been mined and the halving will eat away their remaining revenue stream. What am I missing?
I slurped some chipotle at $32, NBIS at $120, and meta at $665
Ok, I bought.This the part where it gets dumped even harder?I am hopefull that this is the bottom, but the last time I was hopeful I lost 5% on meta this morning.
>>61227583i was just trying to warn them, but they arent gonna listenill enjoy all the pink wojaks that get posted as the day progresses however
>>61227224 #People are tired of every single condiment being made of high fructose corn syrupRead the ingredients of your bottles of stuff, if its made with HFCS, dont buy it, its shit
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Holy shit, Facebook cratering 12%
>Guy spamming over 20 times in the last thread all-caps doompostingBottom signal. Slurp for your lives.
Sold my AMZN for 1% 400$ profitWtf do I buy now
amazon voted best deepthroat & squirt queen on nasdaq
>>61227597i cant imagine it dumps faster but its going to sell off more for the next year and a half, just like the last time it gapped down from year ath like thismeta literally signaled the end of this tech bull cycle
Holy duck chipotle baggies
>>61227612FUNNY HOW YOUR V RECOVERY NOW LOOKS LIKE V\
TSLA
>>61227619Ok, so probably wait for Elon to announce something and then dump it for modest gains.Oh well. We holding for now at $664
THE MARKET DEMANDED ONE MORE SLURP FOR THE ROAD FROM YOU RETARDS AND YOU SLURPED LIKE THE SUCKERS THAT YOU ARE
>>61227620I am unironically considering going to Chipotle tonight because of this. I love food salted with tears.
I’m sure we’ll be fine.Bought the dip.MSTR is actually holding up well at these levels.
Rare bussyant W
>>61227581Post your shorts.
>>61227631Meanwhile his partnership with CMBM is pumping through the skyWhat a fucking joke
It's almost HalloweenEverybody deserves one good scare (when you look at your portfolio)
>>61227647HES RIGHTTHE FED SHOULDVE BEEN RAISING RATES INSTEADTHE REPO MARKET IS RAISING RATES FOR THEM THOUGH SO ITS ALLLLL GOOODTHE INVISIBLE HAND IS THE TRUE RULER OF THE MARKET
i heard a whisper in the berghain dark rooms
>>61227647Jerome really is “too late”, isn’t he?
>>61227652Holy fak someone posted about that yesterday at 2.3 I’m gonna rope
>>61227648DO YOU THINK ID MAKE ALL THESE POSTS IF I WASNT PRAYING TO THE BOG BROS TO PHONE IT IN FROM HEAVEN FOR ME
>>61227669Post shorts
>>61227642Oooh YES! Is... is that... no... could it be... a delectable morsel of red I see?! I better *SLUUUUUURP* that scrumptious thing before it starts to turn green.
>>61227670NEVER YOU WILL NEVER KNOW HOW HARD IM GOING TO WIN SHORTING THE ENTIRE STOCK MARKET
>>61227664I heard a shart near the urinals in the McDonald's restroom.
WHY ARE WE DUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61227668Yeah lol it rocketed off in the last part of the dayYou could have easily caught it though>tradingview -> pre-market gainersIt's like 1:8 pump:dump, so just find the pumpers.
>>61227668Dont even think about FOMO'ing you fucking degenerate
Evens and it keeps going downOdds and we see a reversal and the markets end green today
I’m going to take a nice big shit and I shall return soon.After my full defecation I enjoy consuming a large meal to help satiate my body. As you all know excretion results in dehydration.
Fuck it slurped some BYND here for a quick scalp >inb4 community member
>>612275362022 bear market started with META shitting the bed tooI know because it obliterated my 10x long
>>61227684BECAUSE IT WAS FORETOLD BY METHEY DIDNT LISTENTHESE AMATEURS..... AHAHAHAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Q6wWu5ziY
Are 4 screens a meme?I have charts on one side and /smg/ and research on another. Sometimes it's not enough chart space.
>Part of me wants to sell AMZN as I'm still in profit>Hopium that good earnings cause it to pumpGod I am going to get fucked, I can see an earnings dump because nothing good happens
I feel like I should get as much HOOD as possible because they do sports betting now and their entire userbase are degenerate gambling zoomers
>>61227714theyre using their own software platforms that you dont have access to. its not simply charts or news or something. its the platform they also put trades in through. also probably email, bloomberg terminal, jp morgan terminal, prob charts on another.
Mark Zuckerberg is the middest CEO. All this nigga does is buy shovels.
>zukerites: rekt>muskites: rekt>msftHB1: railroaded>crypto: goign back to Macdonald's to fill this guy's >>61227682 ketchup sauceGood day, good day.
>>61227705>slurping a downtrend memestockBased retard. Become their exit liquidity
>>61227714its not4k is a meme240hz is a memeif you do anything worthwhile on your PC like a human being and not a bug, you will need at a bare minimum 2 screensI have 4, because im not a bug, theyre all mismatched brands and panel types, but it doesnt fucking matter in the end, only redditcucks seethe about someone not having the perfect 8k 600hz oled setup
>>61227723niggas face looks like a shovel
Every dip eventually gets bought.
>>61227714i just went back to 2, it's good space, live news, text docs, calculator, 100 browser tabs
Bitnigger screwed meBondnigger screwed meWas I really supposed to just buy the fucking top of qqq instead of trying to play the other side?
META AND TESLA SISSIES GETTING THEIR HOLES BLOWN OUT
SAAR BUY MSTR, VERY GOOD COMPANY
>>61227674I look like this, talk like this and invest like this
>>61227613VOO panic bunker once the red candles stop.
bros i give up, active trading is not worth the time, energy, and emotion, just gonna index and chill
>>61227613PUTS
Where's the META slurper? How you feeling buddy? It's not done. I'd wager it will drop through tomorrow
>>61227755it's truly awful
>>61227727Lets talk later. Bought at 1.63
>>61227755GREAT IDEA JUST BUY THE INDEX NEAR ATH WHEN THE BUBBLE IS LITERALLY POPPING BEFORE YOUR EYES AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHI GUESS YOU LIKE STARTING WITH A HANDICAP SO WHY NOT START DOWN 20% JUST FOR FUNZIES AHHAAHAHAHHA
>>61227613You wait until tomorrow afternoon and slurp whatever dropped 10+%
I had 30 bucks left I bought a 42.5 10/31 TMF callFuck niggers and fuck jews.
>>61227763I have a feeling it's going to go to $2 at least for a bit by some point tomorrow because I was debating gambling on 1DTE calls and talked myself out of it.
>>61227783BASED
>>61227766i know you're memeing but yeah, back to waging for me, been NEETing since june, thought i could supplement my gibs with active trading and avoid the wage cage but that's not the case, gotta increase savings rate and wage for another 5-10 years and escape the matrix altogetherindexing will be worth it over 5-10 years, right anon?
My bussy is getting rekt
>>61227755Yeah it sucks to lose money when doing nothing would have made money. To me it just doesn't make sense at these levels. Something is going to give and I need to be ready and dynamic and not married to some ETF.
>>61227716I already solded
>>61227647Yeah the fed should be raising rates
>nigvid down 2%>meta down 12%>SPY trying to go green despite these two stocks making up like 50% of the index and nothing else in my watch list being greenExplain please.
>>61227642I will be slurping. Because it will continue going up. How long have you been trading? It is not going to crash anytime soon
what's up with meta? since when do earnings matter in our beloved stage of capitalism?
>>61227807Nigger Powell should have hiked by 300 bepis months ago and reset this twisted marked before nigvidia started a human centipede. As usual. Too fucking late.
>>61227813they don't. meta will hit ATH within 1 week.
When is Zuck going to figure out that no one wants to wear a smart gadget on their fucking face?
>>61227791LOST DECADE IS LITERALLY INCOMINGJUST WORK AND BUY T BILLS AND ENJOY YOUR COMFY GUARANTEED 4%
My wife's parents have their entire retirement in meta, and their firstborn son thinks it's a great idea. He even wants to put the account in a trust so nobody can sell it.
>>61227814nigger powell should have swapped biden's meds and subtly coerced him to default on the national debt to rugpull this entire fake and gay globalist system
>>61227813SOMETIMES A STOCK IS JUST FAKE AND GAY AND SO THEY SELL IT
>>61227835WELL THEY GOT FUCKED TODAY AND THATS FUNNY AS HELL GET FUCKED
Everything is red except for some random ass defense stock I bought because of an unusual whale notifying me of insider trading
>>61227835Maybe this will be a wakeup call for them to pivot. I can't imagine it has great prospects long term.
If you had to start DCA into one thing right now what?>SCHD - will have it's day, kind of sucks because the divvies don't mean much until you have several hundred thousand>TLT - pretty safe bet, collect divvies and appreciation on underlying when rates cut>SPY/QQQ - hell no>Russell 2000 - the elites want to kill small businessOr should I just stock pick and throw $2000/month into whatever random bullshit and hope enough of them go parabolic>RR/SMR/OKLO>bios>mining
>>61227852TREASURY CLAP BILLS
METABROSTHEY ARE FUCKING OUR PUSSIES RIGHT NOW
>>61227862WE TOLD YOU WE TOLD YOUUUUUUUUU PEOPLE NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT
Not having a good day.Who do I blame?
HEY COCKSUCKER DIP SLURP RETARDSYOU GONNA SLURP IT AGAIN?? ARE YA??? YOU GONNA SLURP IT AGAIN???? OOOHHH YES THATS A GOOOD BOY
Why has UNH been getting shit on? It was already shot in the back of the head.This was supposed to be a recovery.
>>61227755>gonna index and chillloser.
>>61227848Where/how did you see it? I have trade flash on think or swim but it alerts on way too much>>61227859I already have my tbill bag
the fuck the zucc gon' do?
>>61227874IF 80% OF EVERYONE IS BROKE NO ONES BUYING HEALTHCARE NIGGA
So why are we having a government shutdown? I keep hearing different things
>>61227872the Dutch
>>61227888Something about the Epstein files
Jesus christ I have a $650 buy order and it may trigger
>>61227874Might have something to do with health insurance premiums exploding upwards
All caps guy is reverse psychology, he's trying to make you slurp by being annoying and refusing to post his positions.
>GAMB
>>61227888republicans want to make the country as shit as possible and cause people to rebel in the streets so they can legally justify deploying the military into us communitiesthats literally the reasonwhich admittedly looks like the nogs are gonna be the first to get unruly so i dont mind the military being deployed to keep them in check
>>61227536As some market info for anons I work at a car dealership. Business purchases remain strong, consumer purchases have dried up completely since 10/17. The only people walking through the door are credit criminals, it’s been a while since we have been this dead. Same at the other stores I know of through contacts.This doesn’t for sure mean anything, sometimes the collective unconscious just decides it’s a bad week to buy, but it is getting to the point where things are moving from unusual to highly unusual and indicative of a real change.
>>61227886You don't "buy" healthcare. It's an idea. You rent the idea of having insurance.
Why did you guys tell me to buy GEMI, BITF, OPEN and PLUG ? That shit was not cool
>>61227873Literally me right now.
>>61227873Umm yes? Buying TQQQ and GGLL
>>61227892WHOS A GOOD BOY???? ITS SLURP TIME!!!! YOU KNOW YOU WANNA.. JUST SLURP IT ITS NOT YOUR FAULT YOU CANT SEE THE MARKET 6 MONTHS FROM NOW, JUST SLURP IT ITS FIIINNEE
>>61227900>23 posts by this IDCalm down lil nigga
>>61227900based, can't wait for the EBT riots
>>61227536Which website do I use to find sector rotation live?Someone posted a bargraph yesterday.
>>61227909LOOK I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO BUT WISH REALLY HARD FOR THE MARKET TO CRASH OKERM I MEAN NOT WISH BUT PREDICT AND FORETELL OF COURSE
>>61227897OH BLOODY SARRRR TIME TO BUY MORE GAMB STACK IT UP NOW YOU BENCHOD YOU WILL REGRET WHEN IT GO UP TO MOON LIKE INDIA SPACE METHANE HOLY COW DUNG ROCKET 2032CALLS VERY CHEAP SARR WIE WILL REDEEM!!!!!
>>61227892Dude fucking cancel it. It's not done dropping
>>61227852what’s wrong with SPY/QQQ?
>>61227901Based. I paid for amazon prime to buy my oil and filters just to avoid having some nigger try to shake my hand while I'm scurrying to the parts department.
i told you nignogs to buy silver with leverage
>>61227922ITS DOGSHIT YOU CANT NAME 1 COMPANY WORTH OWNING IN THEM AT THESE PRICES
Someone has gotten margin called shorting the meme market and is currently unhinged and typing in this very thread
I'm gonna slurp meta that drop making me so horny
1 SHARE OF META PLEASE AND A FRACTIONAL SHARE OF TSLA TO SPICE IT UP
Trump cucked me and my CLF bags. Thank god for the AI bubble
TLT and TMF aren't going to pump are they? The little I watchrd yesterday made it sound like Jerome was hesitant on anymore cuts. Why is he so hesistant on revealing any plans on even near future decisions?
META slurpers btfo
is the S&P forming a Bart pattern right now?
>>61227900Two issues are at play:For Repubs: Obamacare, and the modifier is that half of people don’t use it in spite of an unfathomable amount of money being spent on covering them. They don’t go to preventative care. They don’t get physicals. They simply don’t go to the doctor period.For dems: It’s schumers show with Obama in retirement and Nance being pushed out. He’s up for re and he caught a lot of flack for working with trump in the last budget.Both: both sides believe the public will turn on the other, and that hasn’t happened yet. Until it makes up its mind and folks from one side start to defect and blame their own party, neither will cave.
What is this nigger market doing? AAAAA
>>61227901You are making me panic. Shojld I return the new GR Corolla I bought last month and then go back in with a disguise to try and scam them for a big discount because "business is slow?" Please respons.
SUUP MY SMIGGERS TIME TO LOAD UP ON THAT GAMB DIPPERINOLETS GOOO
>>61227946THE LONGER THE SHUTDOWN GOES THE MORE IT ERODES NON AI GDP SO I LOVE A NICE LONG GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN PERSONALLY
my life is a never ending bear market
>>61227727Sold at 1.69 just before
>>61227738Lmao I too was realizing most of the advice here was better off ignored in favor of what I was doing before.Am considering closing my positions that were bought not entirely because of my doing but ones anons here recommended>recommendation 1: dumped>recommendation 2: dumpedThe ticker I was trading: up since I sold
>>61227910No way the shut down lasts another week. The EBT issue alone is going to really hurt some major grocers and the pressure will be put on.
MSFT WERE SUPPOSED TO GO UP
>>61227943Fortunately for them they were too poor to afford more than a couple shares. Anyone who bought a call is fucked tho
>>61227968>No way the shut down lasts another week. The EBT issue alone is going to really hurt some major grocers and the pressure will be put on.yeah, probably, one can still dream though
CAN bros...
>>61227942The US has to keep rates suppressed or the economy implodes. On one hand suppressed rates are a safe bet, on the other hand you'll see rates spiking before they get a handle on what part of the system broke and fix it with free money and psyops (look at covid and the september 2019 repo crisis).TLT/TMF then is both a sure bet and also very dangerous (TMF particularly so because of the leverage).Imo the risk/reward doesn't make sense but I haven't and don't know how to do a real analysis on it.
>>61227961JUST BUY THE DIP DUDE
>>61227975I hope I'm wrong for the laughs. I just can't imagine a scenario where that happens. They've come to terms in way less dire situations
>>61227942Because he had to be a fucking faggot to spite orange nigger one last time. Why did this even need a conference, keep your faggot mouth shit and post it online. We all know theres going to be a 25bepis in December.
>>61227975IF I WAS RICH ID PAY THE GOVERNMENT NOT TO GIVE FOODSTAMPS TO WORTHLESS SUBHUMANSYOU CAN LITERALLY WORK FOR ONE HOUR AND PAY TO EAT THAT DAYTHATS PRETTY DAMN GOOD COMPARED TO HUMAN SOCIETY HUNDREDS AND THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGONOGS NEED TO STOP CRYING AND GET A FUCKIN JOB
I Am The Retail Retard They Warned You About
>>61227979Because you're looking at it like the system is healthy. It has been manipulated since 2008 to a point where retail has no say.This is the perpetual debt system at work. While inflation increases so will asset valuation. There is no getting off the ride. It will crash one day but it will be at a day chosen by those in control and it will crash with no survivors. Until then line go up
YES GO UPLAST REMAINING CARD IN MY NIGGER PORTFOLIO
Now that Trump and Xi have teamed up, bobos are gonna get heemed so hard. Nothing can stop the inevitable AMD 30x.
USAR baggies....
OPENTHEFUCKINGWHITEHOUSENIGGER
Meta about to crash throu 653 with no end in sight. Smart money is sitting out so it's just gonna slowly die the rest of the die. Can't wait to slurp the bottom
>>61228012CHINK PRESIDENT HAS AMERICA BY THE BALLS
Who keeps selling meta? "Oh no it's down 12.5% and dipfags are trying to drive the price back up i better sell"
is grrr ever going to recover
>>61227994>YOU CAN LITERALLY WORK FOR ONE HOURplease hire me for this mythical one hour a day job. Can i work from home?
>>61227850It's classic confirmation bias. Dad made one great investment decision 20 years ago, so we're going to hold it until he dies, kind of thing. If zuck died in a helicopter crash tomorrow it would go to zero and never come back. I try to tell them this, and it's like they don't even comprehend what I'm saying.
>>61228032SUCK ONE DICK, YOU EVEN GET FREE PROTEIN
>>61228025has america by the balls as he deepthroats that BWC
Closing my SPY puts at a massive loss. So fucking sick of losing. This is bullshit.
>>61228025You wish, nigger
How does trump keep fucking sliding through without any consequences… this is kind of fucking bullshit.
>MOGGLIES DIDNT SELL 299 PRE MARKET
in light of recent events i would like to report that SCHD is up bigly.
Someone tell this caps lock guy we will be Green today. We will be Green Tomorrow. We will be Green end of year. We will be Green end of NEXT year. We will be green forever.
>>61228041HOW ARE YOUR PUTS RED MINE ARE GREEN
Buy meta wenI have 40k ready to ripOr should I just buy GOOG at the top
>>61228045>he doubted the once in a millenia magic retard
My meta calls I bought at open don’t feel so good bros…
ELIL looking good todayI've noticed that ELIL is behaving almost like a more leveraged SOXS lately
>>61228041Should have sold at 681 dude
MOBX BROS WOOHAH
I genuinely truly hate jews and would love to see their little wall blown to pieces along with the rest of pissrael.
>>61228055I bought 690 November 14 calls. If stops dumping and goes up 2% tomorrow it should double in value
>>61228062uff
>>61228057>>61228041Just buy end of day tomorrow and make lots of money next week. I don't see any green the rest of this week
>>61227973>Anyone who bought a call is fucked thoyeah about that...>>61228067I bought the 710C for the same date as you.
>>61228062The jews did not force you to do this you spineless little cuck
I THINK ORACLE SUCKS
yeah I'm gonna buy meta
>>61228085These were supposed to print you FUCKING nigger He cut the fucking rates. Bitfuck should be 117 by now.
>>61228097calls or shares
>>61228099Sorry chud real gold has made digital gold obsolete
RKT. Earnings at 4:05 today. (july-sept ignore how oct has been). Everyone sold off prior so it's low. Stable now, seems like fear selling is over. Probably will have a 7-10% swing in either direction depending on the news. Decently high short (older data i know). They might close before the end of the day.
Bottom is in sars, purchase now.
>>61228062$1200 isn't fun to lose but it's hardly irrecoverable.
it's not even that bad
Hypothetically, if we were suddenly allowed to invest in Russian stocks again, do you guys think there would be a huge rush of speculators jumping in?
>>61228105shares
>>61228099What did you think the mega-pump from the start of the week was? It was the assumption that rates were being cut getting priced in.
>>61228062no crying in the casino
>>61228115The bigger positions still have time.
>>61228121im investing massively in russian deaths daily via defense ETFS, rheinmetall (300 dollar average cost) and ONDS
>>61228062Kek - baggie.
DIP SLURPERS YOU NEED TO KEEP SLURPING OR THIS BOAT IS GOING TO SINK SIRS
Fuck it, starting a long position in META here.
BOBO STOP TODAY ISNT A SAFE DAY IM GOING TO GET PREGNANT!!!!!!
>bobo into puts>intentionally sell for a lossHaha, stupid bulls. That'll show 'em.
>>61228145Stop it now its going to dump faggot
seriously considering slurping META just because I know retail is doing that right now
this dip is barely worth buying in
META is just producing a second lower highThis is bearish>>61228145I’ll join the rest of you
>>61228034It could also be sentimental value. My friends dad was all in some crappy regional bank company. When he died he wanted to hold the shares but his bro wanted to sell them for an index fund. I think they held them but they probably underperformed the S&P by 30 or 40% in the two or three years since this took place lol.
>>61228121there would definitely be a shit-ton of retards rushing to buy into Gazoprom only to get rugged when Russia nationalizes all of it's shares with zero compensation.
>>61228146>you wanted a pump didnt you
IMAGINE BEING LIKE HMM I WANT TO BUY THE STOCK BIG MONEY JUST SOLD OFF 12% OFBRAINDEAD DELUSIONAL BAGGIE LIQUIDITY AT ITS FINEST
>>61228154its worth it for wagies like mein fact I already threw half my paycheck into AMZN, VTI and one whole share of UNH
At what point do we finally rebalance out of tech?
>>61226800Fed doesn't control the long end. Their behaviour influences bondholders though and the Fed cutting without data and without reliable data and announcing the possibility of no cut in december made them sell bonds, it seems. It's hard to tell this time as there are more than one possibilities as to why yields rose. Maybe it was just the announcement for no cut in december, or cutting into higher inflation or despite lack of data. It's like with China today. They frontrun each and everything. Chinadeal seems to have been basically fully priced in on monday.
>>61228168OH YES PUMP ,MY BUSSY BAG
>>61228175when people get off the internet and go back outside
>>61228169Tesla did the same thing it sold off 12% then ended the day green.
>>61228169it is stupidbut it's also something that has worked every time for the past couple of years in this clown market
>>61228183TESLA IS A MEME STOCK, NOT A REAL BUSINESS WHICH YES THATS HOW BAD THINGS ARE THAT I HAVE TO SAY META IS A REAL BUSINESS COMPARED TO FUCKING TESLA
>>61228180That will never happen. Honestly the debt worries me more than anything.
Wait, why did META earnings do so badly? Are they spending everything on muh AI hardware or something?
I've done over 10 years of damage to my life with Michael Saylor.
>>61228185ITS LITERALLY NEVER WORKED LOOK AT THE LAST TIME META GAPPED DOWN THIS MUCH ON EARNINGSIT LITERALLY DOESNT WORK WHEN THE MOVE IS THIS BIG ON THIS STOCK
>>61228168NYYOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!
>>61228194>Down 75%How is that even possible.
>>61228027>implying dipshits can pump anythingLMAO
HEY SLURPERS THE BOATS STARTING TO TAKE ON MORE WATERDEPLOY DOLLAR RESERVES TO SLURP IT OUT
>>61228193Meta was fine. There was a random tax thing that made algo's freak out>"(EPS) of $7.25, surpassing analyst estimates of $6.69. Revenue for the quarter was $51.24 billion, a 26% year-over-year increase, also beating estimates. However, the reported GAAP diluted EPS was $1.05 due to a one-time, non-cash tax charge of $15.93 billion related to a new U.S. tax act.">>61228194the fuck did you do?
Why the fuck are we testing nukes again when that tech is pretty much finalized…
>>61228152>boughted>it pumped>>61228155
>>61227994retard pls kys
I just read the Wikipedia article about the dot com bubble
>>61228214FIRST TEST: ON THE STOCK MARKET AAAHHHH SELLL
>>61228194MSTU?
>>61228203What do you mean it's easy to lose money
>>61228223qrd?
>>61228219GET JOB
>>61228197>ITS LITERALLY NEVER WORKEDAnon I know you've decided to spend your entire day shitposting, but please keep your shitposts at least somewhat grounded
>>61228203Bought 2x leveraged at $440, tanked to $330, hold leverage all the way down to $265. Don't forget selling at 320 and it going up to $340 and buying back in then it drops to $265.I also bought Nvidia leveraged last year all-in at $146 where it immediately fell to $65, and spent an entire year trying not to kill myself until it went back up to $153 and I sold.I also bought WEED stock and it dropped 30% over a year
OK /SMG/ BRING IT INI WANT US TO REMEMBER WHERE THE QQQ WAS 2 HOURS AGO AND HOW SMART YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE TO JUST "BUY THE DIP"ARE YOU FEELING SMART NOW? ARE YOU GONNA BUY AGAIN?
>>61227905I said to short it. My average sell price is like $7.60.
>>61228216Now its definitely going to dump
>>61228236POINT TO ANY TIME ON THE META CHART WHERE IT DROPPED 10% ON EARNINGS AND IT JUST RECOVERED, PLEASETHE LAST TIME IT HAPPENED WAS 2022 AND TECH SOLD OFF BIG FOR MONTHSHOWS THAT FOR GROUNDING DONT EVER REPLY TO ME AGAIN UNLESS YOU LOOKED AT THE FUCKING CHART FAGGOT RETARD NOW SLURP THE DIP LIKE A GOOD BOY
>>61228239I’m in at $330 as well lol probably gonna sell for tax loss harvesting in December if it doesn’t go up
>>61228239degenerate gambling behaviour, just stop.
Haha I was joking when I said I boughtStill waiting
>>61228214Imagine being POTUS and not using nukes for a fireworks show. MEN ARE BACK
>>61228260You don't understand. I was a wagie pulling in $2400 paying $2000 rent. I had $40k. I was trying to get to get $10k more so I could get a trailer to live in. Just a tiny bit more so I could fucking live, I just needed a $10 movement upward.I just wanted out
KEK METAKEK BYNDKEK TSLAKEK EBAY
>>61228253That anon didn't say anything about an immediate V, buying the dip has worked literally hundreds of thousands of times in the medium to long term. You're shitposting so hard you're inventing statements in your head anon, slow down.
>>61228194eh, could be worse.
>>61228232>Internet is invented >Completely new industry, everyone is excited to invest in it>Online-based companies going public on a daily basis, and immediately getting billions in investments because everyone wants to get in on this new Internet thing (despite none of these companies having a single penny of revenue yet)>companies entirely kept afloat by people investing them, none of them are actually making money>they can't survive forever off of investments alone and they all end up crashing and going bankrupt
>>61228276Ok then, keep doing what you're doing, it's going great.
>>61228279SO YOURE SAYING BUY IT ALL THE WAY DOWN FOR THE NEXT 6 MONTHS TO A YEAR BECAUSE SURELY NEW ATH WILL COME FOR THIS COMPANY? OK GOOD LUCK WITH THAT BETTER START SLURPING THE MARKETS SINKING
>>61228232>qrd?massive insider trading pushing IPOs for companies that had no revuene and "financial analysts" with undisclosed financial interests pushing the stock on tv and getting rich, retail getting wrecked.
i'm eating lunch a little early. hope you don't mind. i'm just hungry is all.
>>61228285>>61228295interesting basically today, but without so many IPOs (at least that I've heard of)
>>61228290I'm not saying that either, I'm saying there are instances where buying the dip has worked. You're inventing statements in your head again, take a break from shitposting and breath anon.
>>61228194Why not just sell covered calls and wait patiently bastard bitch?Why must you insult Michael Saylor? What did he do to you?
>>61228288I'm doing better now because I literally went homeless to live in my vehicle and my boss took me in rent free. It's not that I can pay the rent but I refuse to live like that. I can DCA and pay my debts without rent.
>>61228302THERE ARE INSTANCES OF BUYING THE DIP WORKING BUT NOT ON META AFTER A DROP OF THIS SIZE, LITERALLY 0 INSTANCES OF IT WORKING AND 1 INSTANCE OF IT NOT WORKING GOOD LUCK SIR
>>61228297Same I usually try to wait until 12:30-1pm to break my fast but today I had leftover enchiladas at around 11:30am.Bearish for my bunghole and insulin resistance.
>>61228307I wish you the best, honestly.
>>61228239i did the same thing on the bear side. lost just under $20k this year after getting giddy and holding bearshit too long during the april megadipsold my entire portfolio and threw $300 at KVUE yesterday. and nine dollars at the muslim winning the NY mayor election. used the salvaged cash to buy a few switch games on sale and preorder kirby air riders.just remember that you can, in fact, leave at any time and get the fuck out of stock city
U guys gonna regret not buying the meta dip in the afternoon
>>61228276literally same my dude minus the renti’ve gone from 20k net worth to under $5k. stopping the gambling now before i go to zero again
>>61228312The maximal range shows a continued upward trend in the company, buying the dip on META literally always has worked so long as you held on for long enough. All this shitposting must have taken the oxygen out of your brain, you're hallucinating a lot right now.
>>61228239Sounds like youre retarded
Chipotle never bounced back from poop in the food
My meme stock is pumping.
>>61228344Shitpotle
>>61228344Hopefully people realized it's just slop food. Like it's literally just random veggies and meat thrown in a bowl and then they ask for $15. It's incredibly easy to make that at home
I’m getting slaughtered
Are we slurping the dip on meta?
What do people thing about Greggs PLC?~11 P/E and 4% Divi.It got tanked hard because their like for like sales are slowing down and analysts think we've hit saturation.I'm bullish on it though, solid company, cheap and cheerful items, and people love slop.
>>61228333SO, AGAIN, EAT MORE PAIN FOR ANOTHER YEAR AND HOPE IT GETS TO ATH AGAIN? GOOD LUCK DUDE GOOD LUCK JUST GOOD LUCK OKAYMAKE SURE TO BUY YOUR FALLING KNIVES VERY TASTY DIP SLURPY SLURP MMM YES GOOD BOY SIR
>>61228356I’m too busy slurping up MSTRThis is going to be a YUGE winner in December!
Man trading low vol small caps you know how instituional traders feel kek
I sold my meta calls for a tiny profit. I would have held if spy wasn't dumping. It won't keep going up if spy keeps dumping
>>61228360>divvydisregarded without further analysis
>>61228360Love me Greggs. Simple as.
>>61228361Stop yelling in call caps you asshole. It hurts my eyes.
Why is Oracle taking a bath today? I don't get it.
>>61228377BIG MASCULINE LETTERS MAKE BETA KEK BOYS QUIVER IN FEAR ITS PRETTY COOLTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
Let's get an orange nigger tweet going to spice things up
>>61228360i prefer hh greggshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjRV0G6qWgw&t=42s
>>61228380It's the weakest part of the of the AI ouroboros
>>61228380Data centers not as profitable as people hoped
>>61228380being far behind AWS, Azure and GOOGLE in Cloud business
>>61228388WHAT A SLURPRISE!!
FUCKKKKKKKK
>>61228301Yeah, reading through the article it sounded so much like our current AI craze. Who knows what will end up happening, maybe there won't even be a crash, but the parallels are so striking.
SOUN
>>61228301>without so many IPOsIPOs and SPACs still going, but there are more rules against douche bags like Cramer going public to pump stocks they have undisclosed interests in. Same game, slightly different approach.This is the kind of shit that was going onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9tclPuq6TY
META slurpers?
I'm stuck in the AI chatbot timeline instead of the genetically modified foxwife timeline. In all seriousness, why did progress in GMOs come to a screeching halt?
>>61228403Thank you sars, lighten my bags.
not red enough, not even closeI'll be happy when SPY is at 560 again
>>61228388I thought this was common knowledge? Everyone is building AI capacity - but where is the demand coming from customer wise?
META IS PUMPINGTOLD YOU LOSERS TO SLURPWE GOING TO 700 BY EOD
>>61228414AGREEDTWO MORE MONTHS!!
>>61228356A little. Set up a few limit orders in the 640 to 580 range (already bought a few at 650). We'll see what happens.
>>61228421YEAH DUDE NICE NOW ITLL ONLY BE DOWN 8% AFTER EARNINGS!! BIG WIN!! MONEY WELL SPENT!!
Fuck of course meta moons as soon as I sell
Imagine not buying the meta dip at 655-660 lol
>>61228251DELETE
>>61228432IN A MONTH YOULL BE MAD THAT YOU ARE HOLDING THOSE BAGS
>>61228417If we are actually getting into brass tacks, China wants to use it to make their infrastructure and energy grid more efficient and defense sector wants it so they can more easily identify brown people to bomb
>>61228406Hippies, moralfags and conservatards, same reason we aren't breeding Übermenschen in vats. The era of Faustianism has ended and we're in the peasant superstition timeline rn. These niggas are even scared of the chatbots.
anyone who jeeted meta calls is retarded
>>61228194Im down 8.45% because i was a retarded gambler with BYND who held too longIt helps me to know that there's always bigger retards at least
>>61228430>YEAH DUDE NICE NOW ITLL ONLY BE DOWN 8% AFTER EARNINGS!! BIG WIN!! MONEY WELL SPENT!!THAT WOULD BE A NICE 5% UPSIDE FOR SLURPERS SILLY, I CALL THAT A WINWHO CARES WHAT IS WHAT BEFORE EARNINGS LOL
There are people who bought Bynd at $5+ that are still holding so don’t feel too bad about your losses
>SNAP bennies stop>Can't afford fresh backed /smg anymoreDAMMIT DEMOCRATS
>>61228460unrealised losses*
>>61228456BUT ARE YOU GOING TO SELL? YOU WONTITLL TURN AROUND BEFORE YOUR TARGET, YOULL HOLD THINKING SURELY ITS GONNA GO UP AND THEN IT DOESNT AND THEN A MONTH GOES BY AND THAT 5% IS NOW -5%
Full porting google calls yesterday, selling the second the market opened, then buying meta calls saved my entire account that I almost blew up and reversed months of losses.
>>61228285Sounds like quantumShkreli is my idol
>>61228474Sounds very sustainable bro
>>61227755Im thinking similarly. Probably gonna move 80% of my port to VOO or VT in the future.Im too retarded for this shit>>61227766I just keep enough in savings so that, if a big crash occurs, I'll have enough to do a very large slurp
>>61228473I think you're telling on yourself anon
>>61228451It could have been worse I could be paying child support for a daughter that's just going to be a whore. Always a sunnier side of life friend.
>>61228484shit like this gives me heart palpitations just hearing about it but I’m too index-pilled for the casino sometimes. Making 600 dollars on GME was the most into retardation I’ve gone and I only made money because my gf convinced me to sell half an hour before crash.
>>61228496I was short GME :|
Funny when semiconductors are trying to correct from the ridiculous 3-days gapping up we get this cool zig-zag instead of a healthy downward movement.
>>61228495True - wagmi
>>61228484this is my degen gambling account, I have others
>>61228496Yeah me too. I go by the rule of not being a retard will get you ahead most of the time as long as you're patient. Full port is bound to destroy you eventually
>>61228194this makes my -40% feel better
>>61228517And here I was feeling bad about scooping a stock that was 10% off before it went to 20% off
Ok oracle this isn’t funny anymore
>>61228508then its not full port lol >b-but its the entire accountbwhaahahahah
ive been gloating about my gains in here lately so its only fair to post the big losses too
Is there any reason to be bullish about MSFT this week? Asking for a friend.
mcd
>>61228194>MSTR baggie caves in and reveals his heavy, heavy bags
Is we getting a new smg
do not post an anti russian smg otherwise I will get my discord buddies to mass report yo ass smigger
>>61228352a lot of food chains are only viable businesses because people are lazy retards who can't cook
>>61228550>>61228550>>61228550>>61228550>>61228550NEW
>>61228508my paycheck comes in and i see how hard i had to work the past two weeks, I just can't put myself through degen shit. I'll take the indeces and some easy covered call monies on MAG7 stocks
No this is the last smg we will ever get the end times are among us
>>61228494NAH UH I NEVER MAKE DECISIONS BASED ON INTRADAY MOVESOPENING AND CLOSING PRICES ONLY OVER A LONGER PERIOD OF TIME ONLY
>>61228554why do people think CCs are risk free, you will want to kill yourself the first time you get assigned
>>61228577CCs are not risk free, it's an IQ test because the "maximum profit" retards think that just because you sold the underlying above cost but below market that you're good to go, no the delta between strike and price is a loss
