>>61227536>calendarhttps://finviz.com/calendar/economichttps://www.financialjuice.com/home/https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar/https://www.tradingview.com/economic-calendar/https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html>charthttps://www.tradingview.com/chart/ [free live futures: SPX500USD, NAS100USD]https://www.sierrachart.com/>educationhttps://www.investor.gov/https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.cboe.com/optionsinstitute/https://www.cmegroup.com/education/courses.html>heatmaphttps://finviz.com/map.ashxhttps://www.tradingview.com/heatmap/stock/https://www.tradingview.com/heatmap/etf/>screenerhttps://finviz.com/screener.ashxhttps://www.tradingview.com/screener/>squawkhttps://www.financialjuice.com/home/>televisionhttps://iptv-org.github.io/channels/us/BloombergTV[streamlink/vlc/mpv] https://bloomberg.com/media-manifest/streams/phoenix-us.m3u8https://iptv-org.github.io/channels/us/CNBC[streamlink/vlc/mpv] https://fl1.moveonjoy.com/CNBC/index.m3u8>trading hourshttps://www.tradinghours.com/markets/>[misc]https://edition.cnn.com/markets/fear-and-greed/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/
This some kind of weird funnel penis OP
is we getting meta cheapies
My first post is for the times that I spent in a ban
>Meta already up 4% todayKek fuddies, missed the generational bottom
As a Christian just an FYI the circles of hell aren't found in the Bible. It's pretty much just fan fiction
>usury is violence against God and naturebased
>>61228569CONGRATULATIONS ON ANNOUNCING THE INTRADAY TOP!! ITS ALWAYS UNCANNY HOW SLUPER CONFIDENCE PEAKS WHEN THE CHART DOES
love stocks8 niggerssimple as
>>61228571dante knows what he was talking about tho
I told you so.
>>61228474Good for youI was also doing goog options, but the price action on open, combined with my own extreme retardation jewed me out of a stupid amount of moneyI had a bull spread going but somehow managed to sell the short leg at the opening top and then the long leg near the bottom of that weird gigadump that recovered in like 10 minutesI still made a profit but only $1300 instead of what could have been around $6000 if I had simply went to take a shit or something during the first 15 minutes of trading todayIt might not sound like much to some here, but it's money that takes me 3 months to earn in my shitty europoor job
>Last thread was literally 1/6th (over 16%) just one guy typing in all caps and making up arguments in his headAggressive bottom signal. Buy everything immediately.
I'M SNAPPING OUT
>"the chart"
>>61228571Some might even say religion is fan fiction, frieren
>>61228586a mentally ill guy posting on 4chan is not a signal of anything
ON HALLOWEEN THERE WILL BE A NIGGA NAMED RANDY YOU GON TAKE HIS PEEN HE'S BIG AND BLACK HE WILL TAKE YOUR CANDY THAT NIGGA'S NAME IS BIG DICK RANDY
meta is healing
>>61228586YES, ALL TIME HIGHS ARE THE BOTTOM BUY MORE NOW!!!!!
I have decided to marry ASTS. You are all invited to the wedding
>>61228581look again
how to trade options on levered ETFs, any advice/
>>61228607ITS STILL AT THE SAME PRICE RETARD
>>61228597we are nowhere near the bottom, not enough bear capitulation
>>61228617it made higher high on 5 min
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING AHHHHHHHH
>>61228619**topexcuse me
>NEGG
>>61228569I bought FOUR fucking shares at 664I'm WINNING so hard today
WERE NOWHERE NEAR THE BOTTOM CUZ WERE STILL AT THE TOP>>61228621ARE SLURPERS SO DELUSIONAL THAT THEY WILL SQUABBLE OVER PENNY SIZED MOVESMETA HAS TOPPED FOR THE DAY RETARD, IT WONT CLOSE ABOVE 680 AND YOU ARE A DELUSIONAL BAGGIE SIMPLE AS
>>61228634>shareslmfao
>>61228636>BAGGIESo you assume it's going down from here?And please use your insude voice - my mother is trying to sleep
Can you stop yelling on the Mongolian basket weaving forum please
PUT ON YOUR DIP SLURPERS, AND SLURP SOME DIPS
>>61228647WHAT PART OF META WILL CLOSE BELOW 680 TODAY DIDNT YOU UNDERSTANDTHE TOP IS IN
So the all caps schizo boughteded META puts on open right
Bears can go back to sleep now. We are pumping until close.
LAST CHANCE TO BUY THE DIP BEFORE WE GO PARABOLIC
Im not going to reply to you further until you stop all-cappingI dont even own any META so i have no skin in this game lol
>>61228660I HAD PUTS ON THE WHOLE STOCK MARKET SINCE YESTERDAY
>>61228663THE ONLY THING YOU ARE PUMPING IS YOUR RED NUMBER
Doubling down on RGTI and QBTS puts. This is a fucking joke.
What should i buy /smg/?
>>61228690you're too late
It's as clear as crystal. The bull market is over, and where we are going, things are going to be really fucking bad boss.
gay market
>>61228571And the Bible is basically Science Fiction, without Science.
the boomers are never going away. as gen x ages, they will become the new boomers. boomer isn't a generation, it isn't even a mindset, it's the very spirit of our times. cronus at the end of history.
>>61228700Based. I used to put the Bibles in the fiction section when I was younger.
>>61228595BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU
> US PRESIDENT TRUMP ON TRUTH >"I am more confident than ever that the friendship between the United States and Japan is strong—It's thriving, it's prosperous, and it will soon be greater than ever before!"
>>61228695THE END OF EVERY BULL MARKET REQUIRES THE MARKET TO BE WRESTLED INTO COMPLETE SUBMISSION BROTHERAS SOON AS NOBODY WANTS TO BUY THE DIP, ITS OVER AND OUT
Buy MAPS and hold you niggers. Great balance sheet. Insiders want to buy it all back at 1.70. Nobrainer.
>>61228700>>61228706
>>61228631I am the NEGGmanThat's what I amI am the NEGGmanI have the diamond hands
>>61228734Is that what you look like?
>>61228729Death to MAPS you LGTBBQQQ freaks are going to far
>>61228749>to farSaar-sama...
>>61228694
>>61228729>weedmapsLMAO what year is it
just got out of the sauna what the fuck is going on here
>>61228583Nah, he was too much of an Italian nationalist.
>>61228729Where do you see this "insider info"?
>>61228757i'm a high schol drop out not a jeet dont worry you pedo freak
>>61228571>as a christianthere's room for improvement there babe>>61228583he did, and he was inspired by true love as well
>>61228770https://marketchameleon.com/PressReleases/i/2018353/MAPS/wm-technology-confirms-receipt-of-nonbinding-proposal
>>61228621I BET YOU WONDER HOW I KNEW META WAS AT THE TOP WHEN YOU GET EXPERIENCED IN THIS GAME, ITS PRETTY EASY
>PLTR
>>61228791THAT NIGGA GAY AND THAT OTHER NIGGA DEAD AND GAY
EVERYONES TALKING ABOUT META BUT WHY IS NO ONE MENTIONING EBAYAAHHHHHH
>>61228791>husband>boyfriendGays are such fags
>>61228787Neat, thanks. May get a small bag in the near future, but 1.70 seems like a high target. Especially without weed being federally legal anytime soon
>>61228801MORE LIKE EGAYNVIDIA SNEEZES THE MARKETCAP OF ALL OF EBAY IN ITS 1 MINUTE CANDLES
>>61228695how much are you down this year being a permabear?
WDC was priced in and it is pulling back. Earnings will be a crab
Damn, did I miss the bottom in Meta? Euro markets are closed so I can't buy until tomorrow. I wanted to wait and see if the US market dumps it even more, but seems like the bottom was in.
Bear
Reddit earnings after hours. I smell a rug coming.
>>61228820Reddit is worth $5, max. In a reasonable market it would have been shorted down to this long ago.
Why is amzn dumping
>>61228837BECAUSE THE TECH BUBBLE IS POPPINGTHE MUSIC IS STOPPING AND EVERYONE IS DUMPING ONTO EACH OTHER TRYING TO NOT BE THE ONE WITHOUT A SEAT WHEN IT FINALLY STOPS
>>61228837Because I bought. Sorry about that.
>>61228837insider trading pre earnings miss and dump
didn't the orange man agree some sort of deal with china? why are we down today?
Is everything insider trading now?
>>61228861DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE DEAL IS??? DO YOU????? DO YOU KNOW??? YOU DONT KNOWHEY GUYS HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT THE DEAL IS!!!
wtf is fmc and why is it down 43%
bearishness is a personality disorder
>>61228837Because it's a series of shelving units and increasingly fucked up server farms that don't work lmfao
>>61228866I THINK ITS PRETTY FUNNY THE GOVERNMENT CAN MAKE HIT PIECES IN THE FORM OF NATIONAL ADDRESSES AGAINST ANY COMPANY THEY WANT AND SHORT IT RELENTLESSLYTHATS PRETTY AWESOME HONESTLY, ITS LIKE A FREE MONEY TRICK
>>61228866told you fags to buy the autism pilll
>>61228844>>61228846>>61228852>>61228876You guys are scaring me… first we got giga dump on meta and now amzn??
>>61228889Its still up from 5 days ago
How do I know whether I can safely short this clown market or it's just going to retard pump back to ATH and beyond next week?
I could've sold Amazon earlier today, I can feel a dump coming, massive regret looming in a few hours
>>61228817Honestly bears are just cooler and more majestic than bulls ever can be.
>>61228844April was the generational bottom for tech stocks and marked the beginning of the new bullrun, any pullback in big tech is just a buying opportunity for the next 3-5 years.
>>61228881Its not moving though.
time to be bearishyou ain't a bull no more. you a pig
>>61228550>Intellectually dishonest Does this mean pretending to be retarded? Cause if so 90% of this thread is going straight to hell
>>61228903Yeah and then we'd all enjoy a massive pump, thank you you selfish fart
>>61228909oink oink, pigyou should already have massive gainscash them out or prepare for the slaughter
>>61228910its autistic, its shy give it a little bit
>>61228909YOUVE BEEN BUYING A MASSIVE DEAD CAT BOUNCE
>>61228814but you can buy it on nasdaq rn . We can buy it on euro markets and america markets
>>61228913yes. deceit has many forms.
>>61228919Of course I have massive gains, I bought AMD at $85 and Google at rock bottom earlier this year lmao. Why would I ever sell my winners without any actual fundamentals backing up that decision, just for some idiotic attempt to time the market? I don't give a shit where the market goes in the short term, all I know is that in 5 years from now I will be up massively.
>>61228866And yet KVUE is not pumping back upGuess the British lawsuits are a bigger deal than RFK :((By the way Texas is suing Kenvue over Tylenol kek cowboy retards)
>The GRRR x GAMB shill actually disappearedkek
>>61228937Don't worry, he's just working when they are bigly down and here when it nigger grabs up 2%
>>61228935there are fundamentals. you are ignoring them
>>61228937kek>e-earnings will p-pump, YOU'LL SEE!
I’m thinking about buying some calls here for MSTR. I think it’s way oversold.
Sold SOXL 46Ps for tomorrow for 0.51. Should be easy money.
>>61228936NOBODY BELIEVES THE AUTISM SHIT, THE COMPANY IS SHIT IN A RECESSION. NOBODY IS GONNA BUY THEIR SHIT OVER WALMART BRAND FOR THE NEXT SEVERAL YEARSTHEY JUST NEEDED TO CAUSE A LIQUIDITY SURGE TO SELL INTO
WTF BROS I BOUGHT THE DIP BUT THE DIPPITY DIP KEEPS DIPPING FFS.
SCHD
>>61228946No, you are actually the one ignoring the fundamentals. Meta for instance didn't even dump because of an earnings miss, they dumped because algos misinterpreted a huge one time tax due to Trump's big beautiful bill. Big tech has consistently been beating their earnings estimates quarter after quarter this year and continue getting more profitable.
>>61228966>flat since 2021
Women empowerment looks like this
>>61228874This anon is horsehair tea anon is the schd anon.
>>61228974>DAD, I'M ACTING
>>61228962That's a very ironic image to post because anyone who did buy the dip back when this meme was made would have had the time of their life in the stock market these past few months.
>>61228954Same but far out
>Meetings with foreign countries: green>Meeting with China: redok>>61228974Evola talked about this.
sup my smiggers time to buy the dipperino ON GAMB LET SGOO
>>61228966>>61228973Perfectly flat, as all things should be
THE PEOPLE HAVE DENIED THE SLOP
Mr. Snibs pls go
Someone fix TLT...>>61228974I'd give her a whole cup of my wocky slush, if ya naw mean AAHH HAHA HAAAHHAA
>>61228998
>>61228613Theyre less liquid, just trade QQQ options
>>61228990
>>61228998YOU HEARD THE MANDOOMP IT
>>61228997>1.2%>COLLAPSED What a gay headline
>>61228866>now
Do you options traders usually go a week out or several months? I’m not buying stuff expiring tomorrow
>>61229011>Theyre less liquid, just trade QQQ optionsb..but the premiums on ASTX are so....fat
TLT/TMF trannies, what happened?
>>61229017that's a big move for 1 day, are you retarded
>>61228569Bah ggI missed the head and shoulders because my dad wants me to support him going to the gym on west coast.
>>61229020Several months, it's really the only way.
>>61229014KNICKSANDCHICKS
Imminent taking of a stake in UUUU by the Government. You didn't hear it from me.
>>61228972Yes sar, but META also has the Zuckerberg Question that has yet to be solved. He was a good CEO in the early era of Facebook, now he's a shovel buyer with harebrained schemes. The core Facebook business is a cashflow machine but all of his capex just amounts to pumping the bags of everyone else but the META shareholders. Considering what happened to his VR play the fact that he's now going all in on AI as well makes me suspicious of the whole sector. META beating on advertising revenue was never the question. Algos might've started the selloff but people are rightfully sceptical of the increasing expenditures.
>>61228734>NOOOOOOOOO DON'T YOU DARE MAKE FUN OF MY MIDDLE EASTERN FAIRYTALES
I still want it to go up a little bit higher...
>>61229031Thanks bwo gonna try a vertical spread on meta for December
>>61229041Please don't, if you get the Christian angry he will donate more food to Africa and create even more of the fucking things
>>61229045You think you do, but you don't
>>61229047based spread enjoyer. I recoil at verticals because I hate calling directions.
>>61229057He's a true redblooded american christian that doesn't do any of that stuff and hates refugees.
>>61228974Women are sex objects and women's rights has always only been about their freedom to get pnded by Chad and not be forced to live with a short king. What do the care of the world burns as long as they can go dancing?
>NEGG fidelity shares on loaned securities>Current Interest Rate: 382.5%is this good
>>61229061SELL OTM SPREADS ON BOTH SIDES! EXCEPT DONT BECAUSE THE MARKET IS GONNA GO DOWN SOON
What are we bearing or what today?
why is nothing happening? nothing is moving?
You're telling me that nigger Powell dumped every stock coin and bond by vague posting about December cuts?>>61229081
>>61229041This is why I only believe the European stuffKing JamesAll the circles of Hell are realThomas Aquinas is my real ogOG homeboy Church funded the Enlightenment conspiracy theory icebergThe Pope is not my master but he is a cool dude who still hasn’t allowed female priests during great pressure on him. Must give respect for that.Simply as >>61229034Dammit you’re probably right Xi scared Trump shitless somehowHe saw the eyes of a scary motherfucker like he’s seen before in the NYC ghetto he’s not messing around with China anymore and he’s getting our nukes ready to go if we need them. Very underreported connection between the two things. Maybe best left unsaid.
>>61228808I'm actually up quite a lot for the year boss.
Should I sell some CCs on my soxl for may '26?
>>61229089NEH
>>61229040JPMorgan points out that Meta’s costs are kinda out of control compared to Google and Amazon those two are bigger and have cloud businesses that can cash in on generative AI right away, unlike Meta. The analyst still gives Meta the benefit of the doubt, but warns the company’s getting riskier. So he cut the price target from $875 to $800, but kept the rating at ‘Outperform. Zuck going all in on AI also made me sceptical. Your thoughts on AMAZON earnings anon?
>>61229094boiltranny, is that you?
Crypto status?
>>61228808Baggie is one the best trader in /smg/ , he's acting like a retard with his " boss" thing but he's already up 130% ytd
>>61229020i also go months out. when you're engaging in stuff that's a week or two down to days, nevermind hours, you're both gambling and playing a game against jews and jewish computers that have more information than you and more power than you and you lose lose lose, then win once just so you think this game can be won, and then lose lose lose and now you're broke thanks for playing.
>>61229102Zuck not being able to pick up a phone call 4 times in a row with glasses that are allegedly 10 years in development was bad enough.
>>61229082YEAH THE BULL MARKET IS OVER AFTER THE HORRIFIC METAKEK DUMPAPPLE AND AMAZON WILL GET US GOING TO THE DOWNSIDE THIS AFTERNOON
From the man who didn't bring you the Metaverse
>>61228871Crop chemical company that had some patents expire, from my short researchMight be worth a slurp
Can't stop, won't stop. Buying more later
>sell my aapu because it looks like it'll dump 50 cents again>goes upBruhIt's like it inverses me.
>>61229122Thanks bwi that sounds like good advice, I don’t think I could beat the Jews at their own game
THEY KEEP SELLING BITCOIN TO BUY STOCKS ITS CUTETHEY WONT BE ABLE TO KEEP IT UP FOR LONGGGG
MSTR retests 237-240 on a big earnings miss and BTC holdings going down along with further dilution plans EZ play buy puts MSTR 250p 10/31 lotto ticket
>amzu>aapu>rdtlThe last one is my fault. I should have set it to sell in the overnight market. Holy fuckoli. I don't know why I keep forgetting to set sell orders.
Is SCHD the only fucking stock that isn't shitting blood
>>61229124>Oh oh i don't know what to tell you guys muh RAY BAN DISPLAY , muh AI
>ViridienThank you frenchies, I will enjoy these gains.
>>61229102>Your thoughts on AMAZON earnings anon?Too chickenshit to play it but it all hinges on the cloud growth rate.
I sold all my U.S. equities for Canadian ones recently. I told you all the top was in for the AI bubble. VDY.TO is up bigly btw, unironically.
>>61229146Inside voice, please.
didn' rebbit used to be the 'front page' of the internet?
>>61229152Nebiusisters eating good especially if you slurped at $95 last week
>>61229167THEY ARE LITERALLY SELLING BITCOIN TO BUY STOCKS, SHORTING THE VIX, THEN USING THAT TO BUY BITCOINITS CRAZY
>>61229152NEGG
>>61229102I need amzn to go up mommy.
Ich hätt ja schon gern mal ein Freundin, Brudis. Wie viele Aktien brauch ich, bis ich eine krieg?
>>61229147What 'earnings' does mstr have that could impact it in either direction. It's a fucking poorly run meme company that buys bitcoin and then shorts it.
>>61229182STFU HITLER
>>61229189Ne du
I'm green
>>61229101DEH>>61229152PATK'S rebounding from a loss yesterday
>>61228586where is my Jerome poster? he keeps it wholesome
>>61229125So it's a Bull market then?
>>61229155Don't forget to buy TotalEnergies. Extremely well managed company, good divies that even world wars don't put a dent in them, cheap compared to its peers because it's not on the MemeNYSE, but hey, hear me out, all the ADR will now get converted into actual shares in December, with it getting official NYSE listing in December.Don't expect it to do x2, we're talking about boomer-oil, but if you want the equivalent of a 7-8% bond with zero risks, it's max comf.
>>61229168If this turns out to be another Mandella effect I am going to blow my brains out because we are for sure in a simulation.
>>61229204BUY THE DIP DUDE S&P 7000 EOD
SoWill AMZN pump on AI?>>61229219>a simulation where you're an NPC who never erally wins and gets laid, you exist as a background character for actual players who are labeled 'chads'Would explain a lot of the shit in my life.
>>61229174>ITS CRAZYgame recognize game, I guess
>>61229182Geht auch ohne, wallah.
>>61229219its not, they literally think they are the heart of the internet nowim shorting their stock however because the internet SUCKS
>>61229196Reddit and USAR have raped my folio to death.
>>61229233holy shot your caps lock works
>>61229223That's just american math>1/3 pounder
>>61229162Canadian markets literally just mirror US market. The only advantage to owning canadian is you dont have to pay usd exchange fees
>>612292413 is smaller then 5 cuz the pacman eats the 5
Google will be down at end of day. wow
>>61229223I'll make sure I'll fly in comfy Airbus and not Boeings.Now, is that Azure outage due to Jeetcode x AI-viber-coding finally over? Nah, no need to answer, we'll get yet another outage next month.
>>61229263Trve
Fuck 0d options literally down to the second after I sell mine they always start moving. Unreal.
slurp bros
Gooooood morning baggies!
..........and just like that Nvidia was never above 210 again.
>>61229208Is this a dividend stock that just goes down like MSTY or do you get a heckin 8% with little to no risk>
>>61229239FUCK
>>61229102Amazon had a bad couple of quarters but between the lowered tariffs, potential for future tariff cuts, logistics automation being a better capex investment than only servers, and actual server build out for immediate client use, I think Amazon is going up this earnings
>>61229295i'm green again today love. i have 1411 shares of wkey, 80 shares of googl. glad to see schd finally having an up day though. good time to rebalance though, grab some tech. i'm headed to costco, wish i could spend all day with you though.
>>61229313I'm scooping ARE
JUST WANNA CONGRATULATE THIS GUY AGAIN FOR BEING THE INTRADAY TOP INDICATOR FOR META >>61228569
God, that guy that put 800k into BYND
UHH BROS YOU BETTER RESUME SLURPING OR THE MARKETS GONNA FALL WHAT ARE YOU DOING??
>>61229332he could have given that to me instead
>>61229332THINK OF HOW MANY COSTCO HOTDOGS THAT ISAND THEY ARENT EVEN MADE OF BUGS
Literally been sitting on these 0d spy puts all fucking day and ten minutes after I sell for a loss they triple. Every time.
>>61229208Dommage que stagne. Ca devrait valoir autant que chevron
>>61229332>could have put it into literally any index fund and retired>has to gamble like a retardMillennials are something else
>>61229338He would if you had shorted.>>61229340Laws and sausages
>>61229344WHY WOULD YOU EVER HOLD A 0DTE FOR MORE THAN 5 MINUTES IF THE MARKET ISNT MOVING IN YOUR DIRECTION BIGLY???YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY
>>61229322ok. that's a good one. but believe me when i tell you it could underperform a long time, just the way the market works. if you lock in for years though it can work out. the worst thing you can do is give up after a long time at a loss, the market tries to wear you out. trust me i've been a victim. when tech does crash it will be hard to time the bottom, better to get in early in the bull market and ride it out. just stuff i've learned from being in the game longer than you. i love you so much, and you really impressed me this morning, with your naval knowledge. you know i'd reinlist if you really wanted me to, you'd have to kiss me first though.
Never breaking my 50% profit rule ever again. Those fucking ibit calls were up biglyNIGGER
>>61229338He could've given me head and it would've been less embarrassing
>>61229362GREEDY PIGGY
>HIMSIs it over?
>>61229147Thx man made a nice little 25% gain
>>61229367I thought it was dumb to sell bitnigger right before a rate cut but thay absolute faggot too late Powell decided otherwise. God I hate him so much. He's such a fucking faggot he makes bussyant look like not a cum slurping bottom
Imagine being along for this ride and still underperforming the good ole index fund.
Metabros… why did we reverse…
if amazon dumps i'm slurping
>>61229379Intel is even funnier. Imagine bag holding for 25+ years
should I slurp up some meta? give me your thesis
>>61229391I think social media is incredibly retarded but that's my two cents
>>61229378THERES A LOT OF RISK PACKED INTO THIS WEEK, ALWAYS CLOSE PROFITABLE POSITIONS BEFORE EVENT RISKTHERES ALWAYS ANOTHER TRADE
>>61229379I still don't really understand how they escaped the jaws of bankruptcy, and on top of that, the stock mooned
>>61229391Zuckerberg is a retard and is going to spend whatever revenue the company makes trying to expand into completely fucking retarded ideas.
Its okJust another nigger day in my nigger life
>>61229391META spies on its users.PLTR spies on a whole country
>>61229370>HIMS in order to be more equitable is transitioning their stock ticker to XERS >>61229391no, news will break of zucks suicidemountain view headquarters are a closed off purge style bloodbath right nowmeta will shit down within the year
>>61229414I FEEL YOU MAN IM SITTING HERE YELLING IN BIG LETTERS ALL DAY TRYING TO SHOUT THIS FAKE AND GAY MARKET DOWN YOU CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW FUCKED I AM
Why the fuck was thay nuke tweet necessaryJust adding nigger fuel to the nigger fire
>>61229420What's your YTD, retard-kun?
/meta slurpers general/
My boss gets paid more than me despite not knowing how to navigate excel…
>>61229431PRETTY FLAT ACTUALLY THINGS COULD I GUESS BE WORSE BUT THE MARKET IS GOING TO SELL OFF HARD IN NOVEMBER AND GIVE ME A MERRY XMAS
>>61228550>traitors to benefactors at the bottom of hellOY VEY! We gave you lots of AIPAC donations, you better not betray israel goyim.
>line go upam happy>line go downam not happy
>>61229442Markets are usually strong in November/ December
why didn't zucc buy tiktok, they're clearly trying to copy their algo
I can't believe my index funds have exposure to this crap.>MSTR vs BTC
>>61229453NOT THIS TIME
>>61229455TikTok is not for sale.It's like asking why doesn't GM buy BYD.These are PLA fronts, not designed to make money. Their intention is to disrupt and destroy. They are not businesses.
>>61229414
Why did google do a mega pump?
>>61229467larry bought it
>>61229478UMM HELLO?? EARNINGS?? RETARD??TOO BAD GOOGLE IS RUN BY A DISGUSTING JEET SO ITS BEING SOLD OFF
>>61229370I knew it was over when their YouTube ads went from higher production quality to literal brainlot superstore. That company is finished.
>>61229501Brainrot superslop. Monkey NIGGER autocorrect.
I asked bing if Amazon was going to beat earnings and guidance, and Microsoft's official position is that Amazon is going to beat expectations on both. Longing amzn
>>61229498Larry also thought he bought Li Ka Shing's ports including the one in Panama. The Chinese put a stop to that very quickly.China worked really hard to gain control of Panama through the backdoor, ain't no Larry taking that back.
>>61229500Pipe down retard. Use your inside voice.
>>61229511IM NOT RETARDED MY IQ IS LARGE LIKE MY LETTERS
RDDT is about to drill past the last remaining support and dump 25%before even seeing earnings
>>61229508what was the deal with the algo
>>61229517DAMN REDDIT IS DOGSHIT
Is ORCL worth a bid here?
>>61228550smg butt plug
Pfoah jetzt schön geil was gegessen
>>61229505lol you have a link? I use adblock so never see that shit.
>>61229517>>61229525They went public basically declaring they will be a great site to train AIAnd then everyone realized their AI became terrible when they used reddit's data and dropped itSo now they have no business model except reddit gold
>>61229208>>61229348TotalE is not a confy laid back investment anons, it has 15-20% of its gas and oil reserves stuck in Russia, that's why the pe is 10 times lower than chevron or exxon, because putin it's not going to dare to nationalize american assets, but if the EU touches russian assets in the eu the company could lose 20-30% in a day.I'm taking the risk btw, bought 10k€ and and another of Air Liquide last week after selling Thales at +120%, I'm also thinking about selling Safran too at +80%, they failed to take market share from P&W despite all the problems they had.
So why is Ondas shitting the bed? Just a meme penny stock?
I didnt take profit and lost 14k in 2 daysIm still 50% down whole portSadness is all i feel
>>61229526Hey G, Would you make me a sandwich?
>>61229556REDDIT IS LIKE THE WORST WEBSITE ON THE INTERNET I JUST CANT BELIEVE THEY MANAGED TO FOOL INVESTORS AND CASH IN ON THIS AI BUBBLE RIDEOH WELL LOOKS LIKE ITS OVER FOR THEM
Rotation out of Tech
>>61229594INTO WHAT? INTO WHAT? INTO WHAT? INTO WHAT? INTO WHAT? INTO WHAT? INTO WHAT?
Did CashGODS win?
>>61229598I'm rotating my tech in TQQQ and GGLL
>>61228974this.Buy silver, wear silver.
SINNERS KEEP TRYING TO BUY META AT 666OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>61229517I'm very bearish on it because the only way forward for it is advertising revenue, but the only people that click on the ads are users that are fooled by the ads looking like posts. Reddit is a terrible place to advertise at.
>>61229605Nice tits but mid face
>>61229605SCOTT BUSSY LOOKS AT THIS AND FEELS NAUSEATED BECAUSE HES GAY
Why did MDA just plummet 10%
Any anon losing money on RDDT of all places should consider seppuku
Meanwhile amidst the carnage, MCK just keeps perking along. You know why? Because boomers need their meds, that's why.
>>61229620PROBABLY A TRASH COMPANY DUDE
>>61229598
>>61229598into nothingall in on cash, physical, not in a bank, stored directly beneath the floorboardstrust the plan
Holy shit did their satellites all explode at once or something? Thankfully this is one of the few positions I took profit on.
Is it better to have more money in your roth or trad ira?
>>61229567Cause I bought
>>61229605>SilverFuck off you fucking shill nigger. Fuck right back off to PMG. Listening to you PMG faggot shills lost me lots of money when silver rugged.
after the crash to day and the gap in the nasdaqhow are earnings going to look like?probably crashing right?
>>61229680YOU THINK THIS IS A CRASH? THE SELLOFF HASNT EVEN STARTED YET
>>61229672neither but traditional > roth
>>61229676lol, it was a pullback. Well be back at highs heading to $100 very soon!Only if you have conviction
>>61229693Really? How come? I thought it was the other way around?
>>61229695THE SILVER AND GOLD RALLY IS OVERIT MAY NOT CRASH BACK DOWN IMMEDIATELY BUT ITS NOT GOING UP ANYMORE FOR A WHILE
NXLV CEO keeps buying up his own company with pocket changei mean the stock trading at a -50% NAV discount is still meaningless in the end if housing prices crash more than -50%
Getting real sick of this piece of ashtead shit that's done NOTHING for like TWO MONTHS
>>61229034This is you final chance to buy UUUU before Government investment.
Scooped up some more MSTR
>>61229703LOL. cry more!
>>61229703Use your inside voice
>>61229034> up 80%>but missed cashing out at 120%hopin we blow past previous ATH
>>61229710I HAVE NOTHING TO CRY ABOUT IM JUST LETTING YOU KNOW ITS NOT GOING BACK TO ATH ANY TIME SOON SO DONT THINK THAT IT ISREMEMBER I CALLED THE EXACT TOP OF META INTRADAY TODAY SO YOU SHOULD RESPECT MY OPINIONS I AM A PROVEN WOLF OF WALLSTREET
>>61229697income tax brackets and keynesian economics make roth mostly useless. by the time you're ready to quit your job you won't care about income taxes. IRA's have too low a yearly maximum contribution that make it irrelevant. If you don't have a 401k stick to just a regular investment account at a brokerage. ira's are a meme.
We're going back to crab in the last 10 minutes
VIX ceo is giving a talk
>>61229745link?
>>61229605I’d marry her
how bad is apple going to be?
>>61229680i am down 40 % since yesterday nigga
>>61229745VIX ISNT GONNA DO SHIT UNTIL THE MARKETS ALREADY DROPPEDWE ALREADY KNOW THE RISK IS THERE, WE JUST HAVE TO BE PATIENTLAMBO SOON BOBROS
>>61229758meant for >>61229686
noone bothers to read caps dumb fuck
>summer time>came home from work early, like 5pm>sun's still out>go for a run>cook>eat dinner>sit down and it's 8pm>US markets close at 11pm my time>now>winter time (-1hr)>leave work late, like 7pm>already pitch dark>go home, make dinner>already 9:15pm>US markets close at 10pm my time
them stocks got me fucked up cuh
ANYWAY I JUST WANT TO REMIND ALL THE RETARD SLURPERS FROM THIS MORNING THAT YOU WERE WRONG AND I HOPE YOU LEARNED FROM THIS
bloooooody hell i hate this clown market>shitvidia pumps, nothing else pumps>shitvidia dumps, everything dumps x3
>>61229777ITS THEIR ONLY HOPES OF KEEPING THE INDICES UPTHEY WILL DRAIN BITCOIN TO KEEP THIS MARKET UP
OH OHI BOUGHTSOXSWHOOPSIE
>>61229792OH NOOOO
I think Amazon misses and we enter the recession next month
>>61229800the layoffs are a bad sign that they are cope cutting jobs to cut costs
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE UGGHHHH
IF YOU THINK APPLE AND AMZN ARE GOING TO SAVE THIS MARKETYOU ARE SORELY MISTAKEN!!!
>>61229805100% plus most earnings have been lackluster. The party is stopping much sooner than most people realize
>>61229812I don't givva fuck about the market, allcaps boomer. I only care about what I own. Which as of this morning includes some Western Digital.
LETS END IN GREEEEEEN
>>61229808Knees weak, palms sweaty, on the floor - mom's Rigetti
>>61229808Its all starting to make cents
>>61229841snib snib snib snib
So why are we dumping?
>>61229863Bad earnings yesterday, plus days on end of green and green and more green
I’m still here I’m still queer Get used to it!
V forming
>>61229620I came to check on this holy shit I solded just a few days ago thank god
>>61229868this is a million dollar portafolio in 2 years
Bull is dead boss.
im holding $amzu through earnings
Man I'm getting fucking wrecked today
>>61229868>"it's jist p-play money">"daddy is fine with me being a loser"
That awkward moment when nobody wants to post in the old and stinky thread that's going to expire soon, but also nobody wants to bake
>>61229836WHEN THE MARKET FALLS, IT ALL FALLS
>Ford to Invest $370 Million in India Defying Trump's Local PushKek
Reddit puts? $167.5 oct 31?
>>61229918okok im baking
only apple computer can save the market now
The ultimate TACO trade?Early this year, Trump announced special fees on Chinese-built ships calling US ports.The stock tanked.Over time, these measures were watered down.By the time they came into effect on 14th October, the stock had erased all losses.Yesterday, Trump finally chickened out and postponed the fees for 12 months minimum.Orders for Chinese built ships never stopped, because no one believed he would actually do it. His words mean nothing.
>>61229917It’s not even £100K, is that a lot of money to you people?
SAVEYOUR FUNDSFOR ANOTHER DAYhttps://youtu.be/s37x2VSZrLw?si=9rn-UpAgyGEAsW3h
>>61229936Plebbit themed sar please.
I boughted
>>61229956>>61229956>>61229956
sneed
>>61228791>this is the guy who's calling you the anti-christ on the internetI hate the silicon valley so much, it's unreal
>>61228595>>61228700Ummmm, what is jew fairytales for 900 Alex....
