TA editionpreviously, on /smg/:>>61228550>>61228550 >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling: https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
>>61229956>not anime girl opgay. shit opALSO STOP DUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAA
First for GRRR are getting a visit from huang. HPE and NVIDIA basically have end customers who say, I want data centers, I want GPUs. And they push cloud providers and solutions providers to meet with the customers to design the solution to make sure that they’re happy, and then the GPUs get deployed.So Gorilla is someone that they put forward now very actively with their Asia-based customers, and then increasingly around the world. That came through the HPE and NVIDIA connection.”“They are extremely busy right now in Asia. Jensen Huang is in Korea, and meeting with Gorilla is one of the things on his agenda while he’s in Korea.”
Which one?
>>61229914You and me both, bud.
>5th straight day of IWM closing below its openwhat an absolute piece of dogshit. i should just buy puts on open for this garbage.
I'm in SOXS, third time is the charm
I just bought MSTR
Last chance to buy until December
Spoooky rally
Whispers of a gigantic RDDT missEPS negative
I’m about to go all in on GGLL. What am I in for?
I'm losing a lot of money today, but at least my mom sent me some halloween candy to enjoy!
>>61229967Coinbase seems like its screaming short me daddy until you hit my cervix but probably means it will beat me off instead WITH GAINS! Also Apple has to save all you fools again but go ahead and buy that Huawei phone because Marques Brownlee told you too! Ungrateful people! Lol
>>61229982SPOOKY EARNINGS FINNA TRICK THIS MARKET AND CREATE GENERATIONAL BAGGIES
Just bought $167.5 RDDT PUTS . What did you buy /smg/?
>>61229974Same.Really love MSTR at these levels.
>>61229986Yeah that’s why the stock is down 8% before earnings it’s like 90% chance bad but puts are expensive af
My miners are flourishing
>>61229986Nobody's whispering, one guy is even using all caps
>AMZN will surely save my portfolio and there's no way the stock could possibly go down considering how flat it's been for most of the year. Nothing can possibly go wrong.
Do ai buy silver again or wait and see if it doomps tomorrow?
>>61229967>statngy and coinable on a btc dumping daycan we still see green?>>61229974my condolence. I am down 41%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE US APPLE
I think I'm taking MDA off my watchlist after today
>>61229986I'm leaking just thinking about it .
>>61230000Checked buying a 175P on Reddit
>>61230018Depends, do you think it'll go up or down?
>>61230015Anon, you read my mind. I bought AMZN calls and thats how i cope
>>61230018Only buy if you have conviction in this chart
Implied moves for AAPL, AMZN?
>>61230028It has usually doomped every friday for the last month but tomorrow might be different.
Anons, I'm not going say this is IT, but this might be the AI bubble popping. Consider taking your money away till calmer times arrive
is saylor running bots in this general lmao
>NET green the whole day>2% dump just before earningsbad forecast?
Holy shit I can't believe CNBC leaked news that Amazon is shutting down effective immediately after this earnings presentation
bitcoin is going to $0
Gold is being funny right nowKeeps testing the 4026
Hab ka Oide
>>61230021YOU ARE GOING TO FIND THEY DIDNT SELL MANY IPHONES SIRAND THEYVE ALWAYS BEEN BEHIND IN AIITS.... GONNA DOOMP
I'm all cash. Spooky markets.
>>61230027Hope we don't get iv crushed
What the fuck is happening to Amazon
>>61230066T MINUS SUB 60 SECONDS UNTIL EARNINGS DOOMP
>>61230064Holding through a crash eats 50% of your portfolio, holding through a run boosts it by 250%Math it out
are we really dumping because of halloween?
>>61230058I have a lot of worries. But that's why they named said Wall.
>>61230071This is just the precursor to the spooky rally tomorrow
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
wow google shit the bed
Between mastercad, reddit and amazon I am down like 350 bucks. Icould have sold all of these yesterday. The sheer amount of "universe fucks specifically YOU" over situations I find myself in is actually unbelievable.
SAVE ME CLOUDFLARE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61230078Down 2.12%, bought a lot today
>>61230060Lachkick
>>61230078-4.4%
AMZN YUGE BEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>61230043could be onto something. like that one time the fed conveniently left out a keyword and iirc a reporter asked jerome about it
where can I see the reports first?
>AMZN>SMALL GREEN CANDLE AHMUMUSISTERS
AMAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>61230078Today: -2.70%This Week: +1.20%This Month: +4.40%This Year: -27.77%easy come easy gofuck my shit life
>>61230067OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
amazon at 238 post market
This is just normal pre-election day volatility, nothing to worry about, once we get the election results we will rally. Surely nobody with a ton of stock living in Manhattan is going to panic sell everything when that jihadi-commie gets elected boss.
>>61230078Plus 2.12%
WEIRD DOOMP BUT OK
>amzn candle immediately after close
Kek just made 86 bucks on AMZU
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>61230078-1.14%Very fake and extremely gay
>>61230078Today -0.25%Current week +0.02%t. index fag
ROKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*AMAZON 3Q EPS $1.95, EST. $1.58*AMAZON 3Q NET SALES $180.17B, EST. $177.82B*AMAZON 3Q PHYSICAL STORES NET SALES $5.58B, EST. $5.56B*AMAZON 3Q AWS NET SALES $33.01B, EST. $32.39BSTOCK UP 10% AH GIGAMOONING
>AMAZONOooooooooooOoooooooooooOooooooooooOoooooooooOooooooo
Reddit sisters, its not looking too good.
>>61230116>EPS $1.95, EST. $1.58>AWS beatholy shit lmao
>>61230116>AMZN actually saved my portfolioWtf I was just shitposting
>>61230078Absolutely heemed by reddit.
THANK YOU MR AMAZON FOR SAVING THE MARKET>>61230105the only good thing about that jihadi commie getting elected is that he's gonna fuck over the Jews in New York
I believe the overvalued MAG7 has around a twenty trillion market cap. Imagine if a drop of that went over to the mining sector which is sitting on a hoard of undervalued hard currency.
>RDDTKEK BAGGIEEEEEEEEEEEEES. AMAZON CHADS THEY CAN'T HEEM US
>>61230078back to numbers not seen since last week!
Down 400 bucks on reddit. Holy fuck. We did it reddit, we actually destroyed my investment.
AMAZONTHANK YOU
>RDDT
>>61230078sqqq was ok for me
>>61230078+2.5%for now amazon still pumping
WD SISTERS WE'RE WINNING
Oh reddit just jumped up. But I'm still fucking down so thanks for nothing.
Wow, AMZN marines, truly impressive.
Buyed FI @ 70
Huh why rddt is pumping ? Fuck $500 already lost
>>61230149It’s $220
Just made 50 bucks on RDTL holy fuck fucking garbage stock thank God I'm out.
They said "quantum AI" in the Reddit earnings call, this is mooning to 400.
My 'folio is gonna be mighty green tomorrow :3
AMZNbros we made it!
>>61230078+0.05%
>>61230158I know I got out with 61 bucks thank Jesus my Lord and Saviour. I was almost beheemed. Should have set a sell for that in the overnight market so I could buy lower in the day. Fuck this kangaroo market.
I had a doctor's appointment and closed my TQQQ holdings on open rather than watch the market today.What'd I miss?
Well, Western Digital must have announced something good, because check this shit out. Feelsgoodman.jpg.
AMAZON SISSIES I DONT THINK IT BEAT HARD ENOUGH
IV CRUSHED on RDDT
>>61230158Spoke too soon it’s red lol
buying more $AMZU before end of year. 1.5M employees and already said they're robot maxxing next. nowhere to go but up more.
>>61230169Do we sell now or will it rise even more
>>61230015>>61230015>>61230015APOLOGIZE
apple computer will have to be the sacrificial lamb today if everything else is getting pumped
FUCKING EVIL REDDITFUCKING AI PEOPLE TELLING PEOPLE HOW TO DO TERRORISM AND HATE GODAHHHHHHH
>amazon
>>61230188WHY ARE YOU POSTING AN OUTDATED PRICE?? ITS DOOOMPING
>>61229956I told you yesterday niggs. Yesterday was the high watermark for the next 3 years. It's all bad news from now on
excuse me gonna roll these amazon CC for more free money
NETFLIX 1 TO 10 SPLIT HOLY SHITTHINGS ARE NOW 10 TIMES STRANGER!
>RDDTDumped 4% then pumped 10% before dumping to +0.3%. calls and puts are fucked right?
NETFLIX STOCKSPLIT
>reddit dumped>amazon pumped>folio somehow stayed greenwhat a great day
>We continue to see strong momentum and growth across Amazon as AI drives meaningful improvements in every corner of our business,” said Andy Jassy, President and CEO, Amazon. “AWS is growing at a pace we haven’t seen since 2022, re-accelerating to 20.2% YoYSo the cloud computer winners for now are amzn and googl.The only ones not gettign bleed white by nigvidia becuase they use their tpus lel
>>61230188I literally already did >>61230124 and I was being self-deprecating because I own amazon myself lol
>>61230208Yep looks like it everyone got fucked share holders and option buyers on both sides. Insane from market makers
I bought $167.5 RDDT puts expiring tomorow. will they be wortheless at open even thought its 3% down?
>>61230179Oh fucking kek I sold my RDTL at 50.67 it's at 36.43 now. God is Great, Jesus Christ is my Saviour.
>>61230213It's wild that businesses like Meta and MSFT are dumping hundreds of billions on Nvidia instead of building their own alternative, it has never been done before in the history of capitalism.I don't care how big of a moat Nvidia has, we are talking about man on the moon levels of money here. It has to be done.
Octobers been a fucky month for my portfolio.Hope it ends strong tomorrow
>>61230174HEEMING
>>61230213All of the building blocks of the most spectacular market meltdown are being laid rn. This is like Metaverse but every company on Earth is doing it.
>>61230211Rddt was a pump and dump lmao I managed to get out with profit instead of being horribly heemed.
>>61230187Im getting out.
>>61230174You lost money intraday and will make it back tomorrow
>>61230213I'm team Amazon!Wonder if I make NFLX my portfolio if that beats nasdaq, kinda tempting to grab that 10 shares so I can lock in 100 hmm
APPLE MADE SO MUCH MONEY!ITS UNREAL!
what the fucking dogs hit???cloudflare went from +5 to -0,5% in a second
>>61230222Meta I understand, but MSFT has no excuse.Probably one the biggest tranfers of wealth in corporate history. All to a company that has lied and cheated and sold overpriced crap for 3 decades.
I sold Apple under $200 this year
WTF IS HABBENING TO MY AMAZONWOOOOOOOITS HABBENING
What the fuck is happeningThis is a 36 billion mc stock
BROS, IS SPY 700 NEXT WEEK STILL A MEME?
>All caps schizo vanishes as soon as AMZN beats earningsLol
>>61230255Algos taking profits and dumping on late baggies and slurpers
>>61230255its called after-hours, just like watching belle delphine tell you she loves you, this is not real
Kek
Where at the Apple earnings are they out yet?
>>612302694:30
>>61229507yay bing!
Not buying RDDT on liberation day has got to be one of the most retarded investing errors I've ever made. What material impact could tariffs have had on it?
Applebros?
>>61230078>1D: -$873 (-0.70%)second red day in a row, its over
WHATS HAPPENING TO NET???
>The social media platform said its revenue for the three months ending Sept. 30 came in at $585 million, ahead of the $549 million expected by Wall Street analysts tracked by Bloomberg. That marked a 68% increase from the year-ago period.Growth slowing down bigly. This dogshit will rug next year.
mstr apparently beat earnings now if only it would stop dumping forever and bitcoin owuld also go up.
>don't celebrate too much wagies
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPL
>>61230282NVMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
APPLE BAGGIES ITS OVERITS GONNEEEEGAY COMPANY, FAKE AND GAYITS OVVVVEEERRR
MSTRbrosWe made it.
NOOOOOOAPPPPLE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAAAAVE MEEEE
AAPL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61230296I knew my calls wouldn’t stay down for long.What do you haters have to say now?
>>61230252That hurts. I was also a bit bearish on AAPL this year, but fortunately I didn't actually short it.
BIG MISS ON CHYNAAND THEY WERE RECENTLY SAYING CHINESE SHOPS WERE CROWDED LMAO
>amazon, apple, mstr all having massive AH candles at the same timeWtf?
MSTR wins in the end!Apologize for your transgressions…I’ll wait.
*APPLE 4Q EPS $1.X.85, EST. $1.X.77 *APPLE 4Q REV. $102.47B, EST. $102.19B *APPLE 4Q SERVICES REV $28.75B, EST. $28.18B *APPLE 4Q GREATER CHINA REV. $14.49B, EST. $16.43B
>>61230305I didn't short it, I was holding for many years but it grew so much my portfolio was basically 60% Apple. I wanted out. I put it into index funds instead, but I could have timed it better instead of panic selling in April.
>>61230314CANT WAIT FOR THE EARNINGS CALL WHEN THEY ANNOUNCE THEY EXPECT TO CONTINUE TO LOSE MARKET SHARE IN CHINA AND THAT THEY WILL NEVER CATCH UP WITH AI AND THEIR PHONES ARE OVERPRICED TRASH
>AAPL down 1%Freak the fuck out, panic sell all your shares, and burn down your closest Apple store.
Aapl and mstr are both dumping because they didn't beat amzn's 25% eps upswing. Better places to put your money, so not even a modest beat will draw people
>>61230296Now if only it would actually pump.I escaped apple too.
>>61230328APPLE NEVER JUST DROPS INSTANTLY ON BAD EARNINGSITS ALWAYS PULLING TEETH TO GET IT TO GO DOWNBUT IT WILL GO DOWNTHE MISSED BY A BILLION AND A HALF DOLLARS, THAT MEANS THE STOCK NEEDS TO SELL BY 50%
>>61230311MSTR tranny, i kneel. JK, back to dumping tomorrow
>>61230328Halt the exchange! Circuit breaker now!
>AWS shits itself multiple times worldwide>pumps 10%
I fucked up the last 6 months so bad it's actually unbelievable. Coulda literally been a millionaire if I actually made my trades as I planned them.
>>61230343Too big to fail.
>>61230343IF PEOPLE BUY IT THEY WIN AND THE STOCK PUMPSTHE CUSTOMERS ARE THE SUCKER NOT THE COMPANY
Like… what do you even do in this situation…I know it low class behavior to expect an inheritance but still… shouldn’t you leave something for your legacy and maybe not debt?
Oh wait never mind his back now that he can shitpost about AAPL lol.
>>61230343priced in
>>61230352its actually high class behavior to expect an inheritance anon, the boomers who don't leave weren't high class to begin with
>>61230078-2.25%Jpow's fucking vagueposting made literally everything I own go red
I lost it all. And now the deepest darkest aching depths of my soul I wish for your destruction too. No more happiness FOR ANYONE
>>61230316Oh, that's bad luck. But the decision to rebalance seems totally reasonable. 60% is way too much for one stock. (Unless you're Nick Sleep going ultra-long on AMZN back in the day. What a king.)
>>61230311I refuse. Saylor should refund my money first.
>>61230343resolved within hours ya tard wrangler
>apple amazon apple amazon apple amazon apple amazon apple amazon apple amazon apple amazonSHUT THE FUCK UP TRANNIESTALK ABOUT CLOUDFLARE AAAAAAAAAA
>>61230352The author must be a real Untermensch (yes) because the parents of zoomers are Gen X.
>>61230352What's the point of inheritance when you're 60-65 already? I want to retire on my own, with a paid off house and a healthy portfolio, around that age. The only thing inheritance does for me is that I am never going to invest in real estate by myself (not counting the house I live in) since I know I will eventually get properties anyway so no point to go overweight.
>>61230352>>61230358AGREED, LOW CLASS BEHAVIOR WAS FORCED ON US BY THE ELITE THAT EVEN FAMILIES SHOULDNT WANT TO HELP EACH OTHERBUT IF YOU LOOK AT WHAT RICH FAMILIES DO, ALL THEY DO IS HELP EACH OTHERKIND OF FUCKED UP, HUH? GOD BLESS AMERICA
>>61230362get fucked
AAPLchads we're back
>>61230370Cloudflare is mega gay and I hate them. They may or may not make money
>>61230343based
>>61230370amazon is the next nvidia. it's headed back to top 3 market cap at minimum.
kek with those candles we're literally seeing the exact same money jumping from one to another.Exactly like this. Thus cementing the clown and fake status of everything happening right now.
>>61230352>14yo>66yo dadKekBut unironically why are there so many boomers on their third marriage with kids who should be/are the same age as their grandkids?
>>61230362Shoulda invested into great companies like microstrategy.>>61230370Don't cloudcare, sorry.
Buffett won't write Berkshire's next shareholder letter. :(https://www.wsj.com/finance/stocks/berkshires-new-normal-no-buffett-shareholder-letter-and-no-buffett-premium-b53c2edd
All the boomer partners are selling off to private equity, more calls for tax cuts. What the end goal for this shit?
>check back on aapl>it pumped and is up 3%we're saved! fuck chyna
>MSTR YTDOoooh, stinky!
That's the 4th borrower who blew up.They lent half a billion dollars to someone named "Bankim Brahmbhatt". He presented fake invoices and contracts to show he had a business.
Rotated some cash into WDC ahead of earnings even though I figured it might've finished pumping alongside STX, glad I did. Hopefully it at least stays flat from here by tomorrow.>>61230078-1.38%Could've been worse I suppose.
>Greater China revenue $14.49B, est. $16.43B Not looking good for Apple. And everyone in general. This is clearly related to the trade war, and the chink government going against western products in general.
>>61230406BASED WHY ARE WE FUCKING AROUND WITH STOCKS WHEN WE COULD JUST GET 500 MILLION BUCKS FOR FREE
>>61230378shut your whore mouthI only made money with Tesla, Cloudflare and coinbase until now so NET is based
>>61230410THIS IS WHY THEY ARE EXIT PUMPING APPLE RIGHT NOWWE SAW THE TRUTH IN THE FIRST CANDLE BUT THE JEWS REALLY DONT LIKE WHEN APPLE GOES DOWN SO THEY INSIST ON BEING ABLE TO EXIT AT THE TOPPEST OF PRICES
>>61230406>Bankim BrahmbhattImagine if a banking crisis / credit crunch starts because they kept lending money to people like this.I want to see the people who approved these loans too.
>>61230422Why am I seeing Jack Sparrow in this jeet?
MSTR is slightly pulling back again but no worries.Tomorrow we will resume the pump and get back to $300 level.Trust in Saylor.Trust in the process.Stay focused!BELIEVE!
>>61230422>hello sirs yes we make much money and are doing the dei needful Cucks deserve it
Why are so many stocks pumping after hours? Was there some news? Even weird nothing stocks seem to be pumping.
Another day I give thanks to the Lord for not being a dumb stupid fakemeat baggie KEKAROO
>>61230439Western Digital announced earnings after the bell. I'm up 12% on a purchase I made early this morning. Go me.
>>61230439One of the MAG7 didn't fuck up their earnings. Thus, every other company must go up.
>>61230422>getting scammed by a jeet for half a billyLmao
>>61230449Based
What should I buy?
>>61230464Indian poop
>>61230447>Another day I give thanks to the Lord for not being a dumb stupid fakemeat baggie KEKAROOLMAO, I just checked BYND because of this post since I hadn't looked at it since that Pump and Dump, didn't someone buy a bunch of this shit at $8?
Buy DXYZ, something something OpenAI, trillion dollars
>>61230464I-bonds.
>>61230078>DING DING DING DING DING>How did it go today?!?!
>>61230476And SpaceX will acquire Globalstar (GSAT)
>>61230464MU, if you want to jump into the market at this point. It's still got a PEG below .2.
So is aapl going to crab down all day tomorrow like goog did today?
>>61230473If someone sold at 8...
>>61230355And now that apple's mooning he's gone again after shitting up the threads all day. Bears are mentally ill bitches.
>plebit went from red to greenfucking dogshit
>>61230078+19.5% After placing a 20x short on the nasdaq 100
>futures
>>61230473>didn't someone buy a bunch of this shit at $8$800k worth if I remember right
>>61230495>from -6 to +6i hate it so much
>>61230464FICMG at december
>>61229956The only thing keeping my portfolio on the green are AI/tech stocks. I'm ngl desu, I'm a little scared.
>GOOG massively beats>META massively beats (yes, really, go look into it)>AMZN massively beatsgosh, what could be behind the insane earnings growth? hmmmmmm....
>>61230516I know I know!It's jews right?
How high can AMZN go today/tomorrow?
>tqqq is now higher than it's been since premarketIncredible
>>61230495I WOULDNT TAKE ANY OF THESE EARNINGS MOVES SERIOUSLY THE MARKET IS STILL IN DIRE STRAITSTHIS IS JUST TO MAKE YOU FOMO INTO A MARKET THAT IS GONNA DROP LIKE META DID
>>61230539its going to be up 14% tomorrow.
>MSTR
>>61230546We win again MSTRbro
>>61230516Couldn't be anything to do with reducing costs, could it? A particular kind of cost... hmmm... I wonder which one...
>>61230113Correction, I'm now just barely green
I sold my Amazon shares yesterday to double down on Apple earnings but I still went green anyway
Any get rich quick scheme stocks I can throw my money away with? I'm looking to get rich quick by essentially doing nothing, who's with me?
>>61230557PUTS ON QQQ FOR END OF JANUARY 10% OUT OF THE MONEYYOU WONT EVEN HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT UNTIL YOU SEE THE NEWS FREAKING OUT ABOUT A SELLOFF THEN YOU CAN CLOSE OUT THE GAINS
>>61230499h-hot...
FNGU - 3x Leveraged Mag7. Instead of buying the SP493 and heavily weighted Mag7 in SPY go full tilt and buy only the best.™ RESILIENCE. When 1 or 2 of the mega cap techs fall? Fear no more, 2 more will come along with a raise and beat on guidance and lift it right back to an all time high. Don’t forget we can push NVDA to 215-220 on earnings next week especially if they can start to provide some China guidance. FNGU to 40 SOXL to 60 SPY to 700 WAGMI. Big boys are literally just reshuffling money between about 12-15 different stocks right now and keeping market within 1% of ATH. Painfully obvious that we are going higher next month, November always is a rally month check the data >>61229966
>>61230557GRRR & GAMB
>>61230578You are NOT GRRR/GAMG anon
>>61230495That price action was weird as fuckI saw it go from 194 to 213 to 185 and now 206
>>61230580Sometimes I wish I wasn’t anon, sometimes.
>>61230511the Dow Jones is literally outperfoming the tech-heavy S&P how is that possible >>61230551blackpilling... 14 000 jobs in amazon alone
Is this the generational short opportunity? Idiot bulls seem to be wavering...
>>61230574>FNGUYes a full 14% swing in 24 hours. thats what I'm looking for.
>>61230598APPLE IS ALREADY SELLING BACK OFFTHE PUMP WAS FAKE AND GAY
>>61230587;-;
>>61230587Lel that's the idiot's triad right there.
>>61230598>generational short opportunityearnings keep improving you can't short rising earnings bulls have won everything and it's not even close
IS SPY 700 NEXT WEEK BACK?
>>61230605>he doesn’t rebalance and sell Green Days and buy red ones NGMI. FNGU is great and has NFLX, CRWD, NOW + MAG7. META and MSFT will both recover. Netflix just reported a 10 for 1 split so will probably go up, NVDA, Apple and Amazon are all now at or near ATH what’s not to like?
>>61230352I plan on leaving my wealth to my grandchildren. If my future kids turn out to be trannys and gay nobody gets shit.
>>61230621>you can't short rising earningsSure you can. If earnings rise less than the market expects, prices will fall.
WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS SAID TO BUY PUTS FOR REDDIT
Nooooo my TP triggered on AMZN
amzn bros.. it was a tough ride but we are back
well my fellow AMZN baggiesmy CC is getting triggered and there's nothing I can do about itso long friends
looks like I went and:sold the bottomshorted the bottomsold my shorts after it started going back up ahbought back in
13% jump so far :3
>>61230352I don't understand why Gen Z refuses at every opportunity to learn from the experiences of Millenials.
>>61230633Based
>>61230587Very cold
>>61230069nah I'm good bro
two things that can happenand both relate to nukes1. The market falters and Trump resumes nuclear testing, this causes a tactile nuclear response from Russia, which cascades into a prolonged nuke throwing contest. the world will not fall into global fallout, but large regions will become uninhabitable.2. The market crashes, completely, which takes a few years. at the very bottom of said market crash will be a single nuclear volley that cements the winning world power for centuries to come
is we too late to buy amazon
>>61230696Nothing ever happens
>>61230630>FNGUOn no im serious im all in. I need to play some catch up. All in no other choice.
>>61230696>tactile nuclear responsePutin is gonna feel up Trump with his nuclear arms?
>>61230698that was the last cheap MAG7, i'd say MSFT is now probably the cheapest option (hardly)
SIRS... APPLE DOESNT LOOK SO GOOD
How does this fucker keep getting away with this shit... WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
>>61230702you're right, nothing ever happensfor you
>>61230744oh poor baby is someone getting tired of winning??
>>61230744hes just saying shit that isnt truehave you still not figured this out?
>>61230744What's wrong with nuclear propulsion? We let Australia do it too, even encourage them. Sk is like extra corporatized America
whomst jeeted my folio saars
My December META calls I bought this morning looking nice.
>>61230758why the hell would another country need to ask someone else for permission to do something
>>61230796Every country on the planet belongs to America
I'm officially a "community member" now
MSTR is going to gap up BIGLY tomorrow.I knew this baby would pay off in the end.
>>61230516what if you account for inflation and dollar dumping? these corporations do business around the world so naturally they get a big dollar number
>mag7 earnings were great>other megacaps like BAC and Visa had grat earningsim not seeing the bubble
>>61230807You will get your foreskin snipped off if you are lying.>>61230744>given them approvalWhatIs SK a vassal or something? I want a korean gf.
>>61230352Honestly, its a dick move to not leave something. I just think Gen Z might watch too much TikTok and be like "everything that my parents have is MIIIINE" when its really way more complicated.People need to realize that part of living well is leaving a legacy for your kids, doesn't mean you can't enjoy life but shouldn't make it your lifes mission to spend 4 million in 7 years either. Also fuck those "give my wealth to a cancer charity people" Gen Z, you have my full support to kill your dad before he adds that to his will using untraceable poison. Look that poison shit up on TikTok seriously dog.
FUUUUUUUUUUUCKING KILL ME /biz/ WHY IS MY LIFE LIKE THIS AAAAAAAAAA>be me>hold cloud since April>3 months of crabbing>still hold and want to see earnings>apperently had a sell order>sold for the price of +6% aftermarket price >its at 8% now>probably will do 20% tomorrowtl:tr I sold unwillinglyFUCK MEEEEE
>>61230796see >>61230801
>>61230807
>>61229956You were warned niggs.
>>61230696Believe it or not, priced in
>>61230875what ISN'T priced in huh
AMZN and AAPL are lifting the NasDank
>>61230807Wonder if that is my 0DTE calls I know one of these stocks can make me 500% tomorrow, I am deciding between COIN, MSTR, META or weirdly maybe OPEN, Rocket and Zillow beat hard this thing is down a dollar in a week. But nah forget OPEN that was a joke.
>>61230862it has one more leg up :)
I'm out of settled cash
>was gonna buy 2k of goog, pypal, amznu>missed outVgh. Coulda made about 1000 bucks. Missed that crypto I was gonna buy last week too, and buying BYND before it popped. But I also 'missed' Navan which was a shitter ipo that immediately got dumped haha nerds. But really this has been a wash month. Only made like 1500 bucks when I coulda made 10,000-40,000.>>61230853lol just buy back in nerd
AAAAAAAAAA I SOLD THE KOLD PUTS I BOUGHT THIS WEEK FOR BREAKEVEN AT 3PM THEY EXPIRED TOMORROW THEY WERE SUPER CONVEX AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61230529$6T market cap in 2-3 years
>>61230862Based
>>61230744its not true, korea doesnt have that much money nor the means to fund that kind of thingits the same shit as all the companies fake pledging to invest in america when they arent
>>61230105NY is gonna become even more of a shithole kek mass fleeting by the snowbirds will commence permanently off of this
>>61230862i am a massive bear who only very recently capitulated so this is highly likely
>>61230696Unironically my dude, China has now reached Antagonist Lawful Evil character, everyone senses it. Trump talked to Xi and he saw the demons inhabiting his body. Something spooked him the fuck out. South Korea is spooked out, Taiwan, Japan, Southeast Asia everyone is SPOOKED. We are allowing Korea to build nuclear shit here because they are scared China will bomb them or something. We are arming Korea with nukes so that it causes at least a deterrent.America are being the bros to all the other countries so that we can ensure peace and prosperity.
>>61230948We have about 3 more weeks left to find a new high, the most important company in the world is about to report and needs to prove its worth 5T. Pray for massive guidance or market peaks on 11/19 until it finds a new level of support
>>61230949>ferocious trump ballpalming>"My dude">references to pop culture to convey your political pointsWelperHelper99?
>>61230949but i dont wanna be spookedi want treats, not tricks
>>61230949Why would you think that anon surely there is less geopolitical tension? It’s just a dick measuring contest nothing ever happens. China wants to help US end Russia Ukraine war that is the next big thing to have a peace deal coming soon
dunno why anyone thinks the nukes shit mattersthe first country to launch them is going to instantly wipe out their enemy anyway, theres not gonna be a good reason to have morebasically, nukes dont matter, nothing matters
>>61230964vix expires the same day and monthly opex is that friday
i am 1/3 Cash now from being 99% investedfeels good actually
Everytime it feels like the market tops, it just takes off another high, im still fully invested, there is no alternative and inflation is about to ramp up again, you'd be stupid not to be fully invested right now IMO
>>61230949a nuclear sub isnt nuclear armament retard
>>61231002>holding a rapidly depreciating assetlmao
is there any point in buying individual mag7 stocks when you can already get them from etfs?
>>61230664learn what? Gen Z doesn't have the crypto-bitcoin rush of 2016-2020 to get rich off of
>>61231037More volatility
Swing AMD or WD....AMD is crabbing and WD loves to retard pump
>>61230890RKT. I've been saying it all week. Over 40% earnings beat. Heavily shorted. Holding. If any anons recall I cited the story of Joseph and the famine. Find the valuable thing that's unwanted in good times and store it up.
>>61230949You write like a retard, and you hold retarded opinions. Keep going, it's amusing.
>>61231048>Find the valuable thing that's unwanted in good times and store it up.Silverbros....
>>61231055>You write like a retard
>>61231024It's crazy. Good for you just staying invested. I keep trying to time the tops and dips, and I keep fucking up. It's so powerful though that I'm still making money overall. At least I'm having a good time though!
>>61231035my mstr position dumps harder than fiat tho43% in the reds
Hey Bond/TMF brosAre we cooked?What's the situation?I feel like we'll be ok but man. That was an ASSFUCKING.
>>61231124>>61231124>>61231124>>61231124>>61231124
>>61231120Fucking kek
