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I hope you guys have some limit orders in place for the inevitable tech crash
>>61234077FUCKBEARS
rode intel from 20 to 40, i think its going back to 25 leaving this for posterity, you can laugh at me if it goes to 70 before that tho
>>61234077based shitter screenshotI'm only doing penny stocks with like 1/1000 of my portfolio, no point taking on big macro risk
Werde schneller 100k haben als Sex. Es ist so fickend VORBEI, Brudis.
FUCK TRANIME
>>61234077>have a team full of women at work>unironically really wholesome and good people, grow to be good friends outside of work>meanwhile I have started cutting off many of my long-time male friendships because too many of them are a bunch of insecure fucking babies, starting dick-measuring contests and getting mad over the dumbest shitstocks for this feel?
What are we slurping today
>>61234110Fähigkeitenangelehenheit
>volume on that dumpYeah that was a shakeout SPY 686 soon
>see +1.8% in port>panic sell>actually that included some miss in AH so it's actually more like +1%Happy Halloween>>61234098Cute post and cute poster
How do I profit from this
RDDTers ww@I joined late and I’m getting HEEMED
>>61233805Zyzz didn't die. He didn't leave us. He ascended. He will live forever as long as we witness.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQcpUnnQlb4
>>61234117ticker:SHE
LOVE TRANIME
he's here
MCD has the price to book ratio of -78.18. How's that possible? Doesn't that mean that the stock is massively undervalued or does something else impact the ratio that I'm not aware of?
yep niggermeat is on lifesupport now
Buying TQQQ rn is like buying BTC at $100
SIRS WHAT IS NEWS??
stonks
is there a name for the phenomenon where the price will fucking inch along cent by miserable cent in the direction of your position, but make massive moves in the other direction?
TSLA anon here, I have rotated back into amazonstay tuned
HGRAF is for earlyretiremaxxing chads
>>61234150judiasm
>>61234149pltr looks like a great short right about now
>>61234150"He bought ? Dump it "
>>61234095You guys are all getting rich playing the stock market, right? Why not buy a pass?
>>61234150
>>61234160That do look cool...
>>61234160>implyingHahaT_T
>>61234150dump it or pump it, whichever makes you pinker
>>61234077Burry-sama...
>>61234151What do you think about TSLA's optimus announcement on November 06
>>61234160id rather buy more fartcoin
>>61234173You're gonna facepalm but... I don't know shit about tesla im a monkeyNor do I care
bros.. i think the stock market is running out of liquidityeverything was quiet and now its getting more schizoi think something bads about to happen for mumu..
Bulls are OOM.
>>61234179You clearly aren't familiar with people like me? (Former ripple schizo)(currently stock schizo)HUUUGE TOP signal historically
>>61234110true
>>61234179The idea that the stock market could go down is completely laughable. Like, hello? Stocks only go up sweety
>>61234183but they are down from 2 days ago... thats not up
>>61234181I think that more points to a XRP bottom than a stock top
>>61234179
>>61234149what is a nebius
>>61234187Fair enough, I just wanna make some money like most people here
>>61234186If you're not up then that sounds like a you problem, I'm at ath right now (again)
ITS OVER SELLLLLL
Le concerned chinkoid spreading FUD
>>61234190stop buying tops and start buying dips
>>61234196govt shutdowns do erode gdp thoughit just takes a while, like 4 months of a shutdown would be 1% of gdpbut were 1 month in so weve dropped our gdp by .25% which is probably a mattering of sorts to somebody in the finance worldbut since AI is everything now, who cares right?? i hope they can make robots to continue to purchase new products as well
>>61234110Prima, darum gibts du kein Wurst.*Badum tsss*
im about to short the dollar on 769x leverage
>>61234198I am shorting amazon now, do whatever you want with this info
>>61234201Ok and then the government reopens and government niggers immediately ape into their spending habits
Meta will never make profit again.
>>61234209dont short the dollar, its our canaryretards keep saying the dollar is dying meanwhile its gone sideways since april lmaothe debasement trade was a fake and gay liedollar will rise, stocks will fall, bitcoin and fartcoin will fall, niggs will be rioting after they find out they food stamps is gone etc
>>61234211I am dealing with an extreme poorfolio btw
How did AAPL manage to go green while everything else is starting to nosedive?
Who buys stocks based on good dividends? Any good recommendations?
>>61234187XRP is going to $0.50 in 2026
What has gotten the market so spooked today?
vix is now higher than it was yesterdaythe big one is coming boys BLACK NIGGER MONDAY after likely just a mildly nnigger friday
>>61234189money printer
>>61234219the easy answer is SCHD or kings like coca cola / pepsi / blackrock / pld
>>61234153the bull flag on HGRAF just triggered, can we make it through to $3 US?
Freak the fuck out, panic sell all your META shares, and launch mass DDOS attacks on Facebook. It's fucking over.
I thought PLTR was up too high. I'd be up 4x, even with the april dump....
IWM truly is the biggest pile of garbage known to mankind. any gain early in the day is wiped out and then some.
first bombs starting to hit venezuela, BLUMPF CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT, THERES CHINESE AND RUSSIAN INVESTMENTS IN VENEZUELA
>>61234230META is now the value stock of the MAG7. spread more FUD need a lower buy in price
Rug?Pulled
V shaped recovery starts NOWSPY 686 inbound
AAAAAAAA THE LUNCH DUMP WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEEEEEEEEEEN
Amazong has a long way to go... down
>>61234234Where you seeing this. Nothing on /pol/ just 2 more weeks in news sites.
my folio
>>61234253>Fat fuck fund manager gets up from desk.>Assistant! I am heading out for lunch. Market sell everything.
I lost all my gains already
>Why is the line going down? It’s only supposed to go up
>>61234077Are rate cuts bullish or bearish for the s&p?What is the opposite of the s&p?
>>61234127>>61234127Wow this week has some gigantic gain potential holyLove List: CIFR - If they beat at all people might freak outUBER - they want to be >100 finally so badBYND - Do or die moment. New Beyond Ground + 2,000 new Walmart stores could be massive move on big beatSMCI - Its an annoying tech stock that will beat like RedditUPST - Beaten down, but risk/reward looking tasty. One beat and it’s up 50%.MCD - Monopoly game = in-store boost and the App data will be strong. 8% shocker on this is seriously very huge gains since it never moves 8%.HOOD - another annoying tech stock Prediction Markets will be HUGE but maybe priced inAPP - Quiet confidence. Underrated chance for a big beat.BROS - The new Starbucks. Forget Luckin. 30 bucks under its 52-week high — prime launch pad.FIG - Down 60% from top, first earnings, Reddit vibes all over. This is my lock of the week if it beats people will flock to it and its super cheap AI name.OPEN - they will reveal a new product too and its rumored to be a Blockchain HELOC, if they also beat earnings it could be fireSHOP - been on such a tear, Canada the country has a weird comeback vibe right now that suggests they will never use American Walmart or Amazon and it leaves ShopifyCGC- Before TLRY beat hugely and there was Trump news I could definitely see Trump legalizing pot before Friday since shutdown may be overHate List:PLTR - are people done with this yet?PINS - its the next SNAP seems a little deadU - screw this its up too muchSNAP - might do well but it seems downhillDKNG - sports gambling on a website feels like its losing bad to prediction markets this is done especially in this economyABNB - Its never good and economy is shit
AAAAAAAAAA WHY CAN'T THIS FUCKING STOCK JUST STAY ABOVE FUCKING 40 HOLY SHIT INTCELS WHAT THE FUUCK
dont buy SCHD now. wait 10 years until this AI train cools off and then ape your investment
>VIX
>Fed's Hammack: Need To Maintain Some Restriction To Bring Down Inflation - Tariffs Just One Piece Of Inflation Puzzle; Also Electricity, Insurance - Little To No Progress On Core Services Ex Housing, Which Plus The Tariffs Creates More Concerning Picture - All Of Us Going Out Into Fed Districts, Getting A Robust Picture Of Economy - Don't Want To Understate Importance Of Gold Standard Govt Data>Fed’s Hammack: Sept Cut Was Because Of Sharp Drop In Payrolls - Since September, Data To Me Says It's Not Obvious Shift In Labor Market Is On Demand Side
>>61234303EVERYTHING IS FUCKED WHY ARE YOU LONGING STOCKS THE ENTIRE GLOBAL ECNOMIC SYSTEM IS IN CRISIS
any NEGGheads aboutis this the new GME squeeze?
phew that was getting a little dicey there
Tempted to buy the UUUU dip
>>61234314it's a big stock
>>61234315For UUUU
>>61234315For you
>spy crashing to 600wtf? ww3 happened? why is no one freaking out?
im down like 80% on my folioim really not having a good time
>>61234322Im down 8% on my port YTD because i fell for nigger meat pump and dumpYa live and ya learn anon
im tired of being a dumb stupid baggie
>>61234322>>61234326you can tax harvest that loss for years to come, just dont realize yet.
>>61234326you have no idea what pain truly feels like
Ah fuck, VOO is dropping towards its open price.
>>61234336There's always biggee retards in the seaGo on r/wallstreetbets and look at their losses tab and you might feel better
Got paid, looking for Halloween slurps.401k is solid, mostly in tech. My play around account is mostly in crabbing crypto and I want to diversify /smg/.
>>61234336NATGAS AND OILchads can havehours, days, weeks, moonthslike that &hours, days, weeks, moonthsl8ter be greenagainover & over & over
>bogdanoff on the line
How many people actually pay for dating apps? I’ve met a decent number of women with the free swipes, but unlimited does seem like it could be worth it.>just meet them IRL for free I have and do, but I don’t like having to go somewhere out of my way just to meet them when I could just chill at home.
>>61234331>>61234336it might be time for you to quit "investing"
>>61234077What's your preferred broker?
>>61234337This shit is crabbing like a motherfucker lmao
i have dopamine deficiency to the point of pseudoparkinsoniasmwhat is the right investment for me >>61234358i think i should quit living maybe
>>61234356No Picard, NO!
>each paycheck put every dollar above $20k from my checking into my Schwab>today that number was 666spooky. Bearish or bullish?
>>61234359realcis heterobio male men useschwoob
>>61234362You need a boring stock to hold for years so that your dopamine receptors can recalibrate
>>61234160I will only buy a pass that is actually a share of 4chan (ticker: 4CHN)
Heyyyy that little MRVL doing a lil sum sum
Every single day I go to bed after markets close, and when i come home the next day my portfolio tracker says I gained during after-market hours. Usually the move is larger than what happens during trading hours.I'm an index fag and I don't understand this.
>>61234179In the printer timeline liquidity is not a problem
>Bloomberg is literally doing the "run ze nuclear FUD" move on HalloweenLol short the vix
>ABBV down despite good earnings>META down>MU>BLK so many fucking value plays i can't make up my mind
>>61234077lmao ima more care the Ai Burst by 2025, just done betting on prophex, wdys?
>>61234379itskabbala
>>61234379It's Kamala
>>61234077Ima care of the AI burst in 2025, bet on prophex if there's one
>>61234376I need like a month of no wagie so i can cold turkey but fanny nigger may has other plans for me
what's this pattern called
>>61234402Reverse sigmoid
bros.. I bought SPY calls on the dip and realized 50 bux gains.
>>61234402in-out easing
>>61234302MCD game didn’t start until after Q3 close. You’d be looking for this result in guidance or Q4 earnings instead, no?
Oranges are fine, but that coarse feeling of orange juice on the throat sucks.
i am never ever ever buying weekly options on ibniggerit ever again
>>61234379most gains come from overnighthttps://www.nasdaq.com/articles/like-night-and-day
IT'S GOING DOOOOOWN
>>61234385nobody with money cares about the nuclear fud, if theres a selloff, theres another reason and they will just use whatever story to obfuscate it
>>61234402The BYND Marine
>>61234129It’s weird that people always say this and I’ve never seen anything funny or interesting he’s ever said or done, just liking him for the sake of being part of the bit seemingly
>>61234435IM YELLING NIGGER
>>61234077
>>61234402Carvana
>>61234443unironically a good thing for me
>>61234438kek
Boughted the MSFT dip.
>>61234356Best movie of all time.
Can't believe this shit dumped I'm fucking financially ruined.
>>61234451*hugs you* Good luck
>>61234449To me it's a little scary
Has the bubble burst?
>>61234127Short trannylantir
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>61234443>Comparing market cap and GDP
>>61234475imagine trying to short the cia. balls of steel my friend.
>>61234476Beyond meat teaming up with the dark fed to save snap program In 2027 bynd shares will be global reserve currency
>>61234483the point is nvidias marketcap is retarded and that shits gonna get redeemed in november
ok maybe i should have held those tqqq puts for a little more lol
>>61234489The shit that the make is a major negotiation point between the world's two superpowers.
can iwm just have a single fucking green day?
...It's being manipulated. Hard.It's positioning to explode up....Fucking buy.Holy shit, fucking buy, guys.
>equities take a lunch crap>crypto craps at the same timeboring
>>61234402A sinusoid
Better dump everything for no reason just so we can go back up again on Monday
we need to get out there guys, there's no other way, i don't give a fuck, someone pump elon's stocks
>>61234335not in my cuntryive gotta eat a loss before years end to harvest something small.i think im gonna carry these bags for years hoping it turns around.
>>61234500all another country has to do is make a video card niggaand competition is working hard to do exactly thatdo you think nobody else can ever make a video card ever again besides fucking nvidia? lmao
>>61234512Elon's retarded ass shit will never
why is it sharting so harddid orange nigger tweet
>mfw people "invested" in BYD because they thought its a normal business which intends to be profitable
I have zero debt but I see automakers now offering brand new cars with 0% interest.I saw an ad that Skoda is offering the new Fabia with 0% interest at 130€ a month. That's a reasonable amount that doesn't break the bank.Not a Skoda guy at all but it's a brand new car, how bad can it be?
PLUGbro are u okay buddy
My meta calls are fucked. Bought them for $15 yesterday now its at $7
Is this a healthy chart
Why did i have to be right
What are the best stonks I should get for the "3 days" special military operations on Caracas?
Everybody is freaking out because burry is a doomer and said "dump everything to cash only gold is gonna fall too"
>>61234546today isnt even red yetthe market is STILL greenimagine pissing and shitting yourself on a green day
>>61234523nah i was revenge trading and greedy.i thought it moved similar to gme.
>>61234336I've got one with even lower percentage. xD
>>61234321>why is no one freaking out?I think most anons have already gone 90%+ casht. Mostly cash, I made a lot, I sont want to get left holding the bag
>>61234512stupid wypipo. First they want to climb mountains (and freeze), now they wanna freeze in space
>>61234402What happened, did a local star go Supernova?
>>61234377I'd buy.
if you can go cash, you can also go into puts
>>61234555Its a bearish marubazoo retard it's over
Uh oh stinky - The Hindenburg Omen is a combination of technical signals that together forecast the likelihood of a stock market crash. The technical inputs are the 10 Week Simple Moving Average, New 52 week highs on the NYSE, New 52 Week lows on the NYSE, and the McClellan Oscillator.If, on the same day,a) the 10 Week Moving Average is rising, b) New Highs and New Lows are greater than [2.2]% of total issues traded, c) the McClellan Oscillator is negative, and d) New Highs are less than or equal to twice the New Lowsthen a Hindenburg Signal is indicated by a yellow circle.Two such signals within a 36-day period is considered a Hindenburg Omen and is indicated by a red diamond. The Hindenburg Omen portends a serious decline within the next 40 days.
a sixth straight red daily candle for IWM. this is complete fucking horseshit.
>>61234570you are a marubozo stfu
What the fuck happened? Did blumpf tweet again?
>>61234512Its the only freedom from this planet. Which is why I doubt they will ever let us go there. Get on a spaceship and fuck off to somewhere they have 0 control over. Yeah I just don't see them letting that happen cause I sure as hell wouldn't stick around if spaceships were readily available like in Star Wars. Dont care about being rich I just want to be comfy. Alas that is not happening. So I must get rich off stocks and find some place comfy here on Earth.
>>61234476lol
>>61234572i love serious declinesbut for real, this is why the market rocketed up 5% from the lows last week, to help insulate the impending dump
>>61234489Most of the humanoid robots that are coming use Nvidia chips for "brain". Jetson Thor.
benchod brosWHY THE FUCK ARE WE RED
>>61234519Intel is trying... Trying.
>>61234580consider this: donald dump hasnt even tweeted yet today
>>61234523absolutely no one did thatbut they are now retroactively justifying it that way
S&P AND VOO ARE RED
>>61234519>all another country has to do is make a video card niggaSounds too complicated. Just have Japan, Cucknada, Eurape, Trapzil, Shitdia and a few other block Google AdSense and Facebook Ads and a few others directly at their ISP levels, uBlock Origin on steroids. Then *poof* no more negotiation point when that meme ads economy suddenly lose 2/3 of its revenue, retarded CAPEX can't be funded anymore, indexes going -50% instantly wiping out boomers, with overleveraged zoomers heroing themselves by the truckload.Takes 3h to implement by local techies, far easier than making a nigvideo alternative.
>>61234368I move 666.66 out of checking into investing each month. It adds up to 8000 per year which is my savings goal.
>>61234596Hey the B580 is getting its driver overhead fixed
>spy dumps>tmf dumpskeke
i am soldedingi got a bad feeling orange nigger is going to do something stupid. just a vibe really
>>61234127>>61234127O and MCD for me! CEG will probably do well too but I don’t understand all the zoning and regulations behind their business model. KO had really good numbers this week and people sold, CAT blew the doors off their earnings and gave me 9%. Any dividend aristocrats that you gentlemen think are undervalued?
>>61234622that's his track record, so it is a rational fear
>>61234611nah dude greedy niggas wanna get some of that sweet market share and they are going to do it
Why are we dumping? Sure am glad I closed my SOXL short puts this morning right before the crash
>he NIGGERED>wen he shoulda>JEWED
>he didn't panican and cash up last year>he's only up 0.05% since yesterdays closesucks to suck spy tards
>>61234591>Most of the humanoid robots that are coming use Nvidia chips for "brain".THERE ARE NO FUCKING HUMANOID ROBOTS COMING YOU GODDAMN IMBECILES! WE ARE MANY DECADES, IF NOT CENTURIES AWAY FROM TECH LIKE THAT
>>61234582>earth is literally paradise we’re designed to thrive in>im gonna get in my space kia and fly into a microwave to be freeKek brainrottedBest case scenario is orbital habitats for the wealthy and possibly being a park ranger on an oneill cylinder nature preserve or something
>>61234591>Most of the humanoid robots that are coming use Nvidia chips for "brain".
what's the move today? are we buying puts or calls? asking for a friend
>>61234572Reddit was extremely cocky when they were shown this graph. They are by far the group that gets dunked on the hardest generally speaking
>>61234612Good plan. I just put away whatever is above the 20k in my account each paycheck - that way i keep a big safety net while also making it very easy to keep track of my spending
I made more money in the past week trading options like a degenerate, after conversing about them with chat gpt for a bit and learning for the first time, than I did in the rest of the year, patiently holding my mostly ETF portfolioThis is EXTREMELY bearish for my continued financial well being and sanity
>>61234110We didn't save Europe from WW2 just for you niggers to speak german
>>61234645>>61234652I WAS FUCKIN TOLD IT WOULD BE A CPU AND NOT A GPUMaybe they won't be as hostile if it's GPU and not a CPU.
>>61234572I'm confused how do they know 1 year out from 2 days ago?
>>61234653I think we're virtually guaranteed to shoot up at open on Monday. What happens in the afternoon is anyone's guess.
>>61234677What happens if we V back up today?
>>61234672They have Asian quants
>>61234667>saved europelmao
>>61234669If a GPU is the central processor unit, then it becomes a CPU
>>61234691Erm actually it becomes an APU
>>61234686Probably green on Monday as well, but only by a bit. Maybe like 0.16% or something.
>>61234690Well it's not our fault europe is determined to suicide itself by any means possible. We're not saving you guys from the musselman
>>61234645>>61234652Don't cry later that we didn't tell you: https://youtu.be/q2czJLPJ4nA?si=C1BKRIHbc9sq4oKH
I just want my money back from META and MSFT... is that too much to ask for
>>61234686>What happens if we V back up today?Trump would have to tweet that all tariffs are over for that to happen
>>61234688>>61234572>>61234672Kek ok I'm retarded it's blank for the recent one. I was looking at Sept 11 2024 when the spy did a 20%This time it'll probably do a 40% as they debase the currency to nothing
financial news alertjeetdani girl is absolutely stacked
>>61234714Debasing the currency is bullish for stocks. Hyperinflation is bullish for stocks. They print money and the first place it goes is stocks. If they sold stocks it would be deflationary and that's bad bad bad
Nvidia trying to single handely raise the entire market green again
Niggervideo should never be above 50
Wtf is going on with the casino stock.
S&P crabbing like a motherfucker
>>61234196He's spreading FUD so when everything is normal again, we bull. Tension, tension, tension....release.
Starve them all.
>>61234726Jewish women have the biggest tits ever. It’s insane. They’ll be 100 lbs and their tits are 10 lbs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=366DExfdQWM
>GRRRTold you smiggers.
>>61234735you can only stay consecutive green for so many days when companies' earnings are a mixed bag
>>61234690Jefferson and friends already tried that when the Barbary pirates were freely enslaving you guySYou looked a gift horse in the mouth too many times
>>61234726we need to kill men so more fine women like these will be available to the rest of us
It's kinda crazy when you start getting some capital and see swings of over $1k in a day just on stonks. I'm not used to this feeling.
>>61234744Told us what?
>>61234699The musselman?
weekend around the moon in april
>>61234756Dividends will set you free.
>>61234744>down 18% in the last monthYep, sure showed us anon2 more weeks!!
>>61234744Is thay a whole 3% gain??? Is this the MOASS??
>GRRR and GAMB jeet posts pro russian shit when his bags are dumping and otherwise keeps shilling scamsscreaming
WHY IS REDDIT CRASHING
>>61234759Aka the mohameddian
>>61234756I feel like pure shit when I'm down $5 in my poorfolio. Wanted to rope myself when I lost $1000 on TSLZ.
NYC is too damn expensive they should build 250,000 units of housing in 3–5 years and that should fix things
>>61234772Market manipulation
thread cloud
If I throw 1k a month into the S&P500 with 2x leverage for 10 years, will I go from europoor to amerimutt?
>>61234793I wouldn’t start today I would wait a bit
Okay… but why is this admin so anti-indian if the second lady is Indian? Help make sense of this shit.
>>61234792I love these! Thank you!!
>>61234796For how long?
>>61234799>why do I know a tall chinese guy
>>61234792thanks for bringing this backalso not enough NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>61234792How do you make this?
LEAVE META ALONE
>>61234799Modi cucked Trump
Is Friday always the best day to buy weekly puts in terms of higher premiums?
>>61234792>nigger money since dollarThis is extremely accurate
>>61234817Indians can’t cuck anyone lmao
>>61234805Just wait for the next 15% drop ig I can never time these things but I think it’s pretty clear everything is more expensive now than it will be in two months
>>61234196the actual africanlicious question is why the fuck the markets haven't dumped yet.
Kek uuuu baggies
>>61234744You're the "my mommy is rich and she gave me 100k as play money" guy aren't you? Why do you even care if GAMB and GRRR succeed or fail?
My remaining positions aside from VDY.TO are CCO.TO, PNG,VN, and VNP.TO, so basically nuclear, drones, and high grade materials. Am I hedged well enough against the incoming AI collapse?
>>61234831>trusting a jeet
>>61234792>girl????
>>61234793stocks always go up until they don't but then they go back up
>>61234792>retarded women humanoid Umm… based
Guys, I legit wfh and haven’t done more than 2 hours of work this whole week. Do I ask for more work or keep quiet and enjoy down time?
>>61234852i always like having stuff to do. makes the day go by faster. if i'm bored i feel shackled to the computer and the house and dread the time.
>>61234841you probably have the post filtered but its here
>>61234439He motivated a generation of incels to get ripped instead of playing counterstrike.
>>61234852Just ask for more work and go back to doing nothing once it’s done. Doing nothing at work is great, but it’s to best to at least give the appearance of wanting to do something. I’m in a similar boat and have done basically fuck all this week because I’m waiting for shit to be approved above my level.
>>61234077he's too pussy to short it because it's not 1999 yetremember the internet bubble -> you had so much capacity "dark fibre" not being used in the first place, triple digit PEs on the giantswe still have the opposite problem, theres no idle time, GPUs dying sooner than expectedstill have 25% cash anyways tho lol just in case
>>61234077is this why so many people are holding cash now in hysa's? i could see an equity + bond + commodity crash if everything goes (im)perfectly
>>61234792
>>61234852depends how long. I would say "slow periods" you can usually slack off for 1-2 months max. then you have to ask for more work and put some effort in so company still gets value out of you & everyone is happy
>>61234867Well yea that the same, we already did alot of shit beforehand it all on the above levels to review.
>>61234874
>>61234878Which will be cut off by tomorrow.
Why is bussyant so fucking zesty
>>61234882>the author's poorly disguised fetishes
its so fucking annoying how Meta and Microsoft are red but QQQ is green
halloween is like EBT, and im cutting that shit off early. no candy for anyone, except me.
>>61234884prolapsed anus technical indicator
>>61234889no crying in the casino
>>61234884I do love this cognitive dissonance by the left>"We need to tax corporations higher! This will NOT be passed on to the consumer because it just won't okay?">"How can you support tariffs! This is a direct tax on the consumer it will be passed on to them!"
>>61234884Yes it is a tax
>>61234884also that is a tax, fucking faggot
>>61234852>Do I ask for more work or keep quiet and enjoy down time?Will they pay you more? The answer is the same for both.
>>61234884so if its not a tax i should be able to write the surcharge off on my taxes
meta slurper hole status: thrashed
ZUCK YOU JEWISH NIGGER THE STOCK IS GOING DOWN
>>61234913I TOLD THEM NOT TO SLURP THAT DIP YESTERDAY THEY DIDNT LISTEN BUT THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO LIVE IN A MARKET THAT DOESNT JUST V RECOVERY AT ALL TIMES
>>61234160I couldn’t pass if I tried.
>>61234852I'll usually take it easy for a week after getting a lot of work done. Hard to coast for too long though because then my reports at scrum meetings will be lacking.
>METANOT FUCKING LOW ENOUGH
buy OPP RT>whyidk i feel like scamming redditors
Bro trust me dork goggles are going to be the next big thing, why can't you just trust me we're gonna make so much money selling these before people realize they have batteries, bro it just works, it'll be the next oculus
>>61234906nobody on the left is actually talking about tariffs babe, not the ordinary people anyways. it's something the politicians do. just like nobody on the right wanted to bomb iran, but trump did it anyways. the democrats are very much entangled with europe, just something you get with them. i think tariffs are a great idea personally.
>>61234938It's okay bro just tether it by USB to a battery that's on your sleeve or something
>>61234916bc they rgoing 2 put outa sequel 2THA SOCIAL NETWORK& everyone is going 2leave FB & IG& go 2 onlyticktooks & blooskeet
>>61234906Wait... If the corporate taxes always get passed down to the consumer, what's the point in even having them? Just to make VAT appear smaller?
>>61234943It's not going up next week is it?
>>61234946The corporate tax is hands down the absolute worst tax possible. Directly taxing the engines of the economy. It's also an incredibly small amount of the total revenue for the state
>>61234955>>61234955>>61234955BUY SPY
META ASSETSFacebook (the flagship social network) — owned and operated by Meta. Wikipedia+1Instagram — photo/video sharing app acquired and now part of Meta’s family. The Motley Fool+1WhatsApp — messaging/VoIP app, again owned by Meta. The Motley Fool+1Messenger — Meta’s messaging platform (originally from Facebook). The Motley Fool+1Threads — a text-sharing app launched by Meta to compete with other platforms. The Motley FoolVR / AR / Metaverse / other tech assetsMeta Quest / formerly Oculus VR — the VR headset/hardware platform under Meta’s Reality Labs. The Motley Fool+1Meta AI — Meta’s artificial intelligence division, developing large-language models (LLMs) and other AI/AR/VR tech. WikipediaOther software/platform features:The “Horizon” line: e.g., Horizon Worlds, a spatial/virtual world platform.The digital storefront: Meta Horizon Store (formerly Oculus Store) for VR/AR apps/games. WikipediaMeta also develops internal systems, features for its platforms – e.g., guardian features, Link, Dash, etc. meta.comCorporate/asset holdings and subsidiariesMeta holds a long list of subsidiaries around the world. For example, “Instagram, LLC”, “WhatsApp LLC”, “Meta Platforms Technologies, LLC” etc. Fintel+2Insights;Gate+2It also holds patents, IP from acquisitions, VR/AR hardware manufacturing assets, data centers, etc (not all publicly detailed, but referenced in its disclosures and reporting).this piece of shit has a trillion dollar market cap
>>61234950nobut they just said thatjeremy stronkis going 2 b in it& everybody knos that meanszuk is fucked deep& hard& strongbc that other faggoteisenBERGturned down thapart bc he knoshow bad everyone is going 2hate zuk after it& he doesnt want 2 bassociatedso itsover(its over)
>>61234943There will be others after TikTok and BlueSky, I think it just keeps happening because the kids don't want to be in the same platform as their parents, or in other words, once the kids that are using TikTok start having kids that start going to school, a new social network will start to become popular and if it's not owned by Meta, it will be.
>>61234963nolarry jewlisonis going 2 bannew platforms frombeing allowed
>>61234862wwho
sell all your meta now its done. back to 90$ where it belongs
I am cucked by the zuck.
>>61234032SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
