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META is not worth the trillion dollar market cap. this scam needs to finally get dumped (next comes TSLA)
oh God I'm gonna veeeeeeeeeee
Buy DXYZ
NOOOO AMD YOU NIGGER I SOLD SO YOU NEED TO DUMP
stop healing
Meta is a dumb peice of shit. Why is their horsefaced cfo allowed to dump shares a day before earnings and we just hear about it now
Sitting pretty~
buy OPP RT i have no idea what it does but if there's a sudden wave of buying it would attract hordes of desperate redditors.
Is there any reason hgraf has been doing so well? Idk whether to rid my portfolio of this Canadian penny stock or keep holding
>MAG-7 total asset allocation>The largest by assets: Amazon (~$682 B) and Microsoft (~$619 B).>Mid-tier: Alphabet (~$450 B) and Apple (~$331 B).>Smaller among the MAG7 (by this metric): Meta (~$276 B), Tesla (~$128.6 B), and Nvidia (~$111.6 B).increase your stake in microsoft during this dump, if you missed the amazon pump oh well I'm sure there will be others in the future
>>61234975>heems your shitfolio in your path
>open ai>most successful implementation of AI with chat gpt>still not profitable>has never been profitable
>>61234973its just more exit liquiditythe best selloffs are the slow ones because they wrestle the market down then waterfall at the end
>>61234979the shill campaign has been successfulthey havent rugpulled yetthe bull thesis remains plausible
>>61234982imagine trying to rationalize buying overpriced SHIT with mental gymnastics like theseheres what ill tell you: windows 11 is dogshit, microsoft sucks$2000 nvidia graphics cards cant even run borderlands 4 at 60fps, nvidia sucksNOT BUYING THESE GARBAGE COMPANIES
>>61234985DeepSeek is better and its free. In a few years, the market will be saturated with cheap copy models that require much less computing power. How will NVDA and the SP500 cope with this?
Go down already wtf
>>61234996well the issue is>95% of all implementation of AI has been unprofitable>these unprofitable need to continue or NVDA loses 95% of it's revenue
>>61234995microsoft is a cloud company first (just like amazon)the software is almost irrelevant at this pointand nobody cares about your shitty memeslop game
>>61234979memestock with female CEO iirc.
>gold suddenly dumps while trading sideways>S&P is suddenly positive again completely turning around what looked like a red day right before closing>gold already recovered >new bagholders are created giving ''them'' exit liquidityWould be a shame if this pattern continued for the next couple of months.
>>61235008unsustainble
>>61234978Sure, I'll bite. ^^
>>61234996deepseek is absolute dogshit, there's a reason NVDA massively pumped into ATH a few months after implementation.
>>61234996by selling their bags to others very slowly and moving into other profitable companies, as always.
SPY 686 soon
>>61235013What's insane is that all the crazy central bank buying was only 20% of all purchases in 2024 and so far only 17% in 2025. Initially I thought that would be a good tail wind but it's minor
>>61234938The ad campaign with Chris Pratt and Hemsworth promoting these things was more forced than Kobe Bryant on a hotel employee
>>61235025Thats just your opinion bud>>61235026Sly.
>>61235008there is more than just private interest in ai. the government wants machine learning for military and scientific applications. and you're young, you probably don't remember that it took amazon 20 years to become profitable, investors have deeper pockets than you can imagine. the same was said facebook and google at one point. they kept getting investor dollars, and incrementally grew to profitability. those same companies that had that long-term vision and excellent stewardship now see ai as the most important investment. i wouldn't bet against them.
AHHH i got some money liquid, now what do I buy? NVDA, an uranium etf, AMZN, something else. I am not ready for this pressure
>>61235030it doesn't help that they look like the old grandma / liberal hipster glasses
Jewsisters... WE JUST GOT MOGGED
>>61235033yes and this opinion is factually making money, you may continue to cope or baghold META/TSLA or whatever the fuck you're on about.
>>61235024unironically I only noticed it because I was playing with the market screener.
ai will change literally everything, look around the room you're in right now, it will be the core of civilization, it will change your our DNA
>>61235049So angry
>>61235047>Do business with guy named Bankim>End up bankruptWho writes this shit
OF COURSE they still get their gibs Sneed’s feed & seed remains in abundance
>>61234979Apparently they've got a patent to create very pure carbon. They are moving to USA. Anon said that they'll be listed on USA stock exchange next year.
>>61235053i'm fine pal, i've been bagholding AMZN for 3 months and the pump finally paid off. i think MSFT is next.
>MCTR +20% at today's top>Over 3 million in volumeI was only off by three months, but there we go.
>>61235029You're not getting it, ''they'' are rotating out of stocks and into gold. It has to be a slow coordinated effort so that they don't spook retail into dumping, after all there is no money in the stock market until a buyer shows up.
>>61234977>.18 shares I guess we all start somewhere
>>61235070its not a stock thingat least if by "they" you mean central banks
bought more silver, tsmc, spy and a lil bit of unh earlier. no biggie
AI is literally free money
If I just put all my money in BABX and held I'd be up nearly 4x, outperforming my holding cash/putting small amounts into high risk plays and ipos. Though I guess Babx is technically a risk play, being leveraged. Still though I am such a retarded anus.
>>61235047crazy how much damage a random individual can do to a system
>>61235047Based
TIME FOR SPOOKY HOUR
>META tanks due to "AI overspending worries">AMZN surges as it cuts thousands of jobs to focus on AI this doesn't make any FUCKING SENSE
How come no one likes Jack Bogle but people love buffet. I believe the former has helped more people than the latter.
>>61235100they dont trust the zuck with money. last time he went full retard was with his vr shit.
>>61235100ITS A WASTE OF TIME AND ENERGY TO TRY TO "MAKE SENSE" OF STOCK PRICESLITERALLY NOTHING MATTERS EXCEPT THE CHART AND THE LAST TIME DONALD DUMP TWEETED YOU RETARD
I want the price of the stocks I own to increase
>>61235100it makes perfect sense. META is bloat and 100% reliant on advertisement revenue and its large user profile. AMZN is lean and getting leaner. still shares a large amount of the cloud space with MSFT.
>>61235100Just wait dude.It's a bit of backwards-looking irrationality that'll be a distance memory in like a week or two tops.If you've got short-term stuff though, RIP.
>>61235100>anon is slowly seeing the bubbleAnon if it made sense it wouldn't be a bubble
>>61235100Amazon: proven history of making smart investmentsMeta: mEtAvERsE wIlL REplAcE iRl sTuFFz tRusT mE BrO>>61235098fuck your puts, bitch
>>61235051Don't worry anon, this account is only for us friends.
AAAAAAAAA POOOMP FOR NO REASON
>>61235066bought, if a recession actually hits people will probably play more mobile games with microtransactions because it's cheaper.>>61235138very nice>>61235100money rotating because the economy is fake.
>>61235137my puts are up 10%#winning
>>61235100i still dont know what service META really offers other than facebook, but who even uses that anymore
>>61235075No, by they I mean institutions and wall st. They can't take profits unless some one shows up to buy their bags and they won't just park their money, they have to put it into something that will go up. That chart is misleading because that entire yellow line is the change in the price of gold. The physical amount of gold has barely changed.
>>61235073Yee, but the percentage is what matters, because shares could be completely different if I lived in a different economic environment.
>>61235100Gun to my head, I would rather choose to buy an Amazon product than a Facebook product.
>>61235146instagram and whatsapp
>>61235146Instagram tooAnd "Threads" (a pathetic attempted substitute to twitter)Went big on VR and got mocked for how much of a failure it wasTheir conference a few weeks ago saw them launching some glasses that has the power to filter out street noise and augment the sound of the voice of the person you're speaking to.Meh.I miss Steve Jobs. He was the last American genius.
>>61235146Facebook advertising is essential for small businesses hoping to capitalize on the richest and only notable target market (boomers).
>>61235156>>61235159oh, i forgot they owned instagram
>>61235146WhatsApp, apparently it's very big in EU like maybe even more than iMessage is USA, no source though. WAGMI picrel WAGMI
how much does diplomatic immunity cost
>>61235167The geniuses were the engineers who made the products who got fired for cheap H1B1, DEI, and AI
>>61235100Maybe if you view the world like an 60 IQ retard. These things are naturally way more complex.
is the kike right? is the bull market about to be over?
I honestly dont think the market psychologically recovered after that last tariff tweet dump a few Fridays ago. That one was really bad, he hasn't done it since I think his kike handlers told him to fuck off for a bit.
>>61235055SAARS, YOU WILL FEED THE NAGGERS NOW
>>61235182No bc retail will keep pumping
Weird not sure how to share my prediction market post without it saying its "spam" I don't mean it to be spam not sure how I am messing it up, trying to teach the community how to bet on football.Maybe I'll see if just a brief IMHO "Locks" post works so you guys could potentially benefit from it.
>>61235183youre retarded, people around him were buying puts en masse in the days before it, not even joking. put volume was much higher than normal that week before friday while the vix was creeping upalso the thing with crypto shortsit was all engineered as a quick cash grab. it wont happen again
>>>/pol/520281502The top is in
Reminder to buy ticker GTLB for an easy 2x once it gets acquired>>61235151Make the most of your toast anon good on ya
>>61235191idk i bet they do it again, given there have been zero repercussions so far
>>61235199Yeah I'm sure your post on another board is definitely the signal
I put my life savings into RDDT at the top today
>>61235055keynesian economic pros knew there was never a chance of them going through with this. against how the system is designed and unnecessary risk in every way. politics is just theatre club for upper middle class and above adults.
>>61235100It does if you read the quarterly results, one is already making money with cloud computing and AI, the other is just spending with no results.One is already scaping the nvidia overpriced shit, the other isn't.One is implementing AI in it business to increase productivity, profit margin, etc, the other is trying the 3rd or 4th iteration of vr glasses. Same with google btw, using their own gpus, making money with cloud computing, integrating AI in their businness model, etc.Cloud computing is suppossed to grow 25% yearly for the nexts 10 years. It's the only thing that matters because it means the AI shit from other profitable companies will be run in their servers.>>61235033>sly.no
Check out BYND lol
>>61235223ermagerd it pumped from 1.50 to 1.60, bears are fuked
>there's someone out there who lost everything on the stock market in the dot com bubble then rotated into real estate and lost everything again in 08
Beautiful V
>>61235199/pol/ is a 99% by bagholders board. Top signal.
>>61235201well make no mistake they are on the winning side of markets no matter what but i think the goal was to fuck with crypto specifically since there are no laws as far as crypto goes
>>61235223im only down like 70% lul
>>61235230Fun fact the real estate sector, like the actual reit companies, didn't get a bail out like the financial sector. Guess who promptly made all their debt long term fixed rate?
>>61235229Keep watching
SPY 687 soon
ohhhh myyyy gooooooood such a fucking boring sideways nigger day options has ruined everything FUCK
>>61235230Normies do this all the time, they still come out alright because they tend to have a very high income.We have a client at work who has the reverse midas touch. Everything he touches turns to shit.But he has so much wealth between real estate, restaurants, industrials that it doesn't really matter. He could have been a lot wealthier but he could just fail upwards his entire life.
>>61235214As long as Shaniqua can get her 3000/month in food stamps and 12000/mo in EBT and SNAP and section 8 benefits it’s all gravy
>>61235244People that post like this are fucking niggerfaggots
Where's the benchod bastard who shilled me SLSThis piece of shit is dragging my portfolio down more than SILJ
Burry telling people not to short is extremely bearish. The crash happens when the last bear capitulates. The same exact thing happened with the dotcom crash.
>>61234709 sorry anon, I was right
>>61235242they are just luring in retards, gonna laugh when the market drops 3% on a tweet in a couple hours
>>61235263true if big
>>61235224Real niggas will play SMCI. They better cook their books properly.
>>61234955I am so frustrated with this spam filter feeling insulted honestlyJust get WSU vs OSU, Tate McCrae best new artist and Bad Bunny for Grammy album please just let me post this doggonnit.
PLTR cracked $200 today :)
>>61235251>very high incomethat's not normie, people are broke
>>61234955>Buffet boyswhy is UNH down despite exceeding expectations?
>>61235279trash company
>>61235267> couple hoursClosing bell is in 26 minutes you dumb nigger
>>61235280why did buffet invest in trash company?
>>61235281You can trade after-hours, retard.
>>61235281What about after hours?
>>61235281what is postmarket? retard
>Everything pumping simultaneously kek such a scam its not even funny
>>61235267It's been pumping over the weekend for a while now
>>61235287>>61235288>>61235293None of you are doing that
>>61235284why does buffet hold 400 billion dollars in cash right now? what?>>61235297not this weekend, trump is gonna tweet something because hes mad federal judges ruled to force usda to keep distributing snap benefits, lmao
>>61234966mark my words, GOOG will be the biggest mega cap in 5 years.
>>61235263>>61235270>On his return to the United States, in 1980, with $8 million of funding from family, friends, and his own wealth, he founded Tiger Management.[1] The Tiger funds reached a peak of $22 billion in assets in 1998. Robertson's Tiger Fund accurately predicted the dot-com bubble, purposely underweighting the technology sector.[1] Tiger's largest holding was US Airways; it controlled 25% of the company. Its troubles led to significant losses for the fund. Tiger also realized significant losses in the Japanese Yen.[1][5] Such missteps ultimately led him to close his investment company in late March 2000, at the peak of the dot-com bubble, and return all outside capital to investors.[6][7][8] Revolting employees wanting to invest in the dot-com bubble are also cited as the reason behind closing.[9]
>>61234996>models that require much less computing power.training models require the power
>>61235274My Thielbuxx are printing.
>>61235294Maybe there's good news coming over the weekend
>>61235100Because not everyone can monetize AI,, obviously NVDA is a winner now, but on the end consumer who will be the winner?? GOOG and maybe now AMZN
>>61235303>why does buffet hold 400 billion dollars in cash right now? what?why did he invest in unh if he wants to be all liquid?
RDDT PLEASE MY SAVINGS ARE ON THE LINE AAIEEEEEE
>Nikkei up 70% in 6 monthsyeah not a bubble at all keep buying the dip
>>61235313why is buffet holding more cash than ever before? what?
>>61235294Except meta and Microsoft
>>61235320it's priced in monopoly money. japan is BRICS tier country these days.
>PLTR earning already slowingSo...650 p/e is a bit enthusiastic maybe?
i have like 200k cash im too scared to do anything with because stocks gonna crash any day now
>>61235322why are you parroting your previous post? Obviously he expects a big crash. But he's in UNH and we're talking about that. Why are you being retarded on purpose? just answer my question. It wasn't rhetorical
SOXL is reaching close to its last peakI sold, cashgang time, might miss a popup to 60+ but with the NVDA+PLTR endorsement by Cramer the end is nighnot to mention subprime lender declaring bankruptcy last weekthoughts? am I retarded for not continuing to squat s&p instead of just HYSA?
>>61235327Options
PUSH HYDROGRAPH COMPUTER ABOVE 3 BUX TODAY CMON
>>61235332>subprime lenderWeren't they just for automobiles and not for mortgages?
>>61235336im too dumb for that
Cup and handle on oil? Buy gush? War in venezuela?
>>61235284He also invested in POOL. Granted, it would have made a fine swing trade, but it was a total waste of cash as a long-term hold.
>>61235338Same shit different market, giving out loans to nogs who never intended to pay them back funds the repo economy but if the lenders are still going bankrupt when the interest rates are this high that must be a pretty rough sign unless it was administrative incompetence that sank the shipI don't particularly want to ride out 2008+dotcom simultaneously without some hard assets to scoop cheapies, even if I have to miss some tulip market to do it
>>61235339
>>61235332depends how confident you are in soxl crashing very soon. odds are you will be better off waiting in the market than in cash
>>61235329because he cant take all of his money out so its better to be in healthcareunh will still go down in a crash too just probably not as bad as techis that really hard for you to understand? what?
anyone know anything about MVST? Microvastfast-charging batteries for EV'sthinking about a long position
>>61235345I rode the tariff crash down and made a LOT of money by being half in the game and reinvesting paychecks considering my portfolio was pennies then compared to now, but it still hurt a lotAt the very least, I don't particularly want to hold SOXL at this price, I was already antsy at before it popped up past 30
>>61235347he went into UNH in Augst this year, what da faq are you talking about. Obviously he went into cash earlier, but specifically bought into unh
>>61235327Run the wheel on something you wouldn’t mind owning, ideally selling puts on a red day. Once assigned sell covered calls above your cost basis and keep it movingYou have enough capital that you could do this on some decent sized stocks where the premium would be worth it
>>61235353because unh dipped hard? what?
>>61235339Ask grok and copilot and if they both answer the same way just do it
>>61235340Remember how we were supposedly going to war with Iran?
>>61235356oh, so you don't know what you';re talking about, gotcha. What else I was expecting from /biz/
>>61235199Prepare for influx of new fags to push our bags onto.
>>61235362BUT WHY DOESN'T ANYTHING HAPPENWHY
>>61235365what? buy unh at 250 or less and current price is 340? what? buffet already massively green on that dip buy? what? whaTTT? WHWAT?
SELL YOUR META GARBAGE COMPANY
>>61235352>considering my portfolio was pennies then compared to now, but it still hurt a lotI stayed cashgang, still managed to almost triple my portfolio and want to KILL myself because I'd be up 4-5x if I bought the bottom on most things.
>>61235354this sounds like a lot of effort that would just result in getting buttfucked on (capital gains) taxes, i have a job so not trying to daytrade
Tech stocks with market cap under 80M give em up
>>61235327Just stepped out of cash an hour ago. Fully expecting the market to crash, we’re due for a Trump tweet
>ON
>pump into closeThank God. I would have been red today if not for AMZN because BlackRock and Microshit decided to shut the bed.
yep more options niggery
>>61235393SPOOKY HOUR GET FUCKED ON CALL BUYING RETARDS
Show of hands, who's had a stock of theirs get delisted from the big exchange?Who's ever had said stock make a comeback?
>>61235100Well one company is clearly more valuable if we ignore the stock market value it has. I think Facebook and its just some social media company with intrusiveness ie their VR headset that requires logging in to use lol. At least Amazon provides a service
>>61235372Because this senile retard ended the Cold War. John Hinckley Jr. tried to save us all from a generation of boredom, but he failed.
>>61235397I have, but after I dumped the bags
>>61235397ask MMAT baggies about the first question
>SPLG is now SPYMIf someone did options for it expiring today, would they automatically get fucked
CALLCVCKS BTFO
KEK TMF
Fucking lol calls should have sold earlier
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!How did it go this week!?!?How did it go this month?!?!
>>61234955If I sell right now I can break even on IBIT, should I do it or is BTC about to moon?
>>61235416PUTS PRINTED AGAIN, EASY DAY, UP A MILLION PERCENT
>Closing dead center in the VWAPlmao gayst niggerst market possible
>>61235416Cashed out 5% profit this month. Already set up to cash out at least 2% in November. ASTS prints money
Would it be african retarded to just put money into stuff that previously pumped on earnings?
>>61235416Today: -1.25%This Week: -0.07%This Month: +2.94%This Year: -29.05%beheemed myself
HAPENNING
>>61235416+$87.64 (+1.80%)Good news, I am up 7.89% for the month.Bad news, I withdrew that amount going in to this month and I haven't put any cash back in so I am even from last month. Might axe my CD, take the penalty, and put it in
>>61235382XTRAFLike 200M mcap now though.
>>612353972023FRCTook a big chance on a possible bailoutLostNow bag holding FRCBaggie
>>61235426What the fuck are you buying?
>>61235416>1% >0.02% >2.79%>23% ytd >99% cash
>>61235416>1D: +$5,647 (+4.67%)>1M: +$43,709 (+52.83%)>3M: +$78,553 (+163.76%)cheers from the best trader on es em gee, stay spooky smiggers
>>61235416Day - +7,7%Week - +5,7%Month - +14,63%
>>61235416Up 0.79% today, 2.75% for the week, 10.39% for the month
i'm starting to get really scared for the zucc now
>>61235416>Up 1.44% ($4.8k) for the day>Up 5.44% ($17.5k) for the week>Up 10.3% ($31.8k) for the monthBeen pretty good NGL
>>61235416Meh I shouldve sold in the morning, also fuck SLS shill
>>61235397NRGUno, it's permanently dead and lost me 800 bucks
Series I bonds get a 4.03% rate for the next six months, but only if you actually hold them that long, so it's probably better to just keep your money in a high yield savings account or mmf
>>61235416+3.24%CCCX 7.83HOOD 6.3RZLV 4.88RGTI 4.11TSLA 3.74IMSR 3.28PLTR 3.04QBTS 2.63SOFI 2.23Not a full recovery from the Thursday bloodbath, but good enough.
>>61235442why would you ever have more than 250k in robinhoodyou have fdic uninsured unrealized gains in your account my dude, thats retarded
>>61235431>CADyuck!
>BYND>doji just formed on the dailyNIGGERMEAT BAGKEKS NEXT WEEK IS OUR WEEK
>>61235416day:-.1 week:+4.7 month:+7.61pretty much all this week thank you nigvidia, though my CCs got fucked
>>61235416I made money dis muntNow where my SNAP?
>>61235416day +1%week +4%month +9%i was supposed to do another dca buy this week but it felt a little frothy i dunno. i'll do it on monday.
>MSFT back at my cost basis in 5 minutes AHThis had better not have been a waste of money.
Holy shit I need a win so fucking bad. How negative do you let your contracts go before selling? I've been buying 6 month contracts but usually only hold for a few weeks. Either prematurely taking gains (huge mistake) or cutting my loses (also huge mistake)
>>61235416-0.97%large stake in MSFT, but it'll recover. other stocks balanced out some of the losswaiting for NEGG to giga-pump squeeze to 4 digits and then my life can start
>>61235416+0.19%
>>61235453You want me to split this across multiple accounts? Why single out Robinhood as if the same isn't true with other brokerages?
>>61235416amazon calls and shares did wellhgraf still doing welleverything else flat
>>61235464This upset me for some reason. I mean the almost naked woman. Are they going to stand their naked but panties in a few years? Where will it end?Men need to be in control again.
>>61235027Spy and voo have done nothing but crab all day, fym
>>61235416.05% for the day
>>61235434Shit before it drops
>>61235453Also it's 500k securities and 250k cash.
>>61235470society still trying to protect these dumb thots btwrape will always be the answer
>>61235462Same. Just one 2x on an all in would satiate me for a while.
>>61235354when you get assigned on your puts you're going to inherit an underwater stock position. if the stock keeps going down, the credits you get from selling calls might not cover the losses you've already incurred and continue to incur. this is a stupid strategynaked options is always a stupid strategy for retail traders
>>61235399>>61235100more like one company actually does shit that requires AI and other does just bs social media
>>61235486selling puts aren't naked options
>>61235470>>61235482you indians are never going to make it
What happened today?
$50 bucks up.Somehow up on SOXL and the SOXL leaps i sold this morning.Bought gitlab for some reason, feels comfy.
>>61235464A fellow connoisseur I see
>>61235495dip slurpers got heemed again, putgods reigning supreme
>>61235416Up 6.29 bucks from VOO crabbing, waiting for it to crater before slurping some cheap shares
>>61235498Gitlab does seem fun
>>61235493>objecting to degrading standards of women's dress is indianWild
>>61235495A crab walked down a hill the up and down a smaller hill.
>>61235416today halved my profits of the last 3 months. But being firmly in the green, I guess I can't complain. I shifted a few stocks, hopefully in a good way
>>61235416+3% day+4.6% week+5.5% month
i'm really counting on a mega pump this weekend
>>61235495market makers and early rip sellers (bullshit knowers) FEASTING on pay day daycare
>>61235440META going under could bring down the entire AI sector if they reduce capex.
>>61235506getting angry at a woman wearing a transparent dress and resorting to rape is very indian of you, yes.these things are for the male gaze, to empower us to to do great things. if all you feel is anger or lust, its a problem within you, one of impotence.
>>61235416+15% this month daytrading silver and gold leveraged futures
>>61234032>SCHD poster went from posting SCHD-chan to 3D>>61235520>DoompGODS
>>61235525I think you need to kill yourself
>>61235538enjoy your cow shit and covered women, triggered pajeet
>>61235436tell me your sikrets
anyone do/done blowtrade? ive done boozetrade with mixed results, mostly positive with some minor blowups in between but it feels unsustainable ive thought about mushroom tradingsome say if you drop acid you get a direct connection to the bogs
>>61235416i made about 2k this week mostly because of amazon pumping, was relatively flat otherwise.
>>61235525imagine simping this hard for weird sluts that post their whore outfits online for indians to masturbate to
>>61235482Rather than rape, why not go back to the classical family standard? All it takes is take all the power from women again. A change of laws. Reverse it, simple as. Apparently they abuse their power to the complete and utter disadvantage of men. How unsocial! How not equal! How abusive! Protect men! You get the idea.
>>61235564Won't happen until you cull all the simps. And there are so so so many simps.
>>61235416>todayNeither up nor down>dis weekCould have made like 2k, made like 200 because I was cared>this monthI swung earnings as much as I could but if it was a folio of merely holding NVDX and then doing 2k into GOOG/PYPL/DAL/AXP etc. I'd have crushed it. Month started kinda shitty since HOOD only gave me 1 share of whatever IPO they had then it went 50% on debut.>this yearBretty gud, but because I'm retarded and swing trade I would actually have made more just holding PLTR letf from december to now. Woops. Guess it's hard to beat the market. Maybe actually bad since I passed up on so many easy plays like BABX that would have just been "put 2k in and receive 8k" that it's actually making me want to kms. The absolute worst thing that happens is I go big into losers and am skeptical of obvious winners, like putting 1500 bucks into MSTU/MSTY instead of sellign that shit 2 months ago and swinging into Gold Minors.
>>61235492>selling puts aren't naked options....yes it is... unless you have a short stock position to cover it
>>61235579....no it isn't... cash secured puts are not naked puts lern the difference between level 2 and level 3
>>61235351maybe if i post rate cut mommy someone will respond to my post
>>61235416Today: -0.04%This week: +0.20%This month: +2.19%t. index fagquiet month
>buy shares for voting rights>vote against every board recommendation>sell shares>tax write off the losses
>>61235583i didn't see "cash-secured" in any of the previous posts or in the wheel option strategy picture. but ok, cash-secured is technically not "naked," but the wheel is still a dumb strategy which was the main point
kek restaurants still make negative infinity dollars even after switching to microwave/air fryer frozen meals for everything. what a failure the retail economy is.
>>61235486It's not stupid if you're never wrong
>>61235571She cuteI think that if swingies are beating any of the popular indexes (including losses for short-term capital gains) than we're winners, because I swing a few stocks and I didn't truly know ones that Intel would've carried me if I full-ported in to it
>>61235464I made the Christian version of her as an angel, honestly there is something to it, she really has an aura to be painted onto a world war 2 bomber.
>>61235599*I didn't truly know ones like Intel would've carried me
>>61235593I'm averaging 3.5% monthly returns cashed out for almost 2 years running the wheel as my primary source of income. Who cares if you get assigned underwater yo u'll literally be able to sell for a fat profit in less than 6 months. The line MUST go up
hellocan those of you who have the ability to view the future tell me what'll happen on mondaythanks
>>61235589
Thinking of putting everything in 20yr bonds until the inevitable AI bubble pop then going balls into TQQQ when it starts rebuilding again.
HGRAF sisters?WW@?
>>61235611Crabbing will continue until morale improves
>>61235611i will shit and piss in the morning and then masturbate until my calls print. Invest accordingly
>>61235486just don't run it on a shitcoin stockez-pz
>>61235619so.... healthcare?
>>61235104there are hundreds of thousands of bogleheads who evangelize his investment philosophy and follow his advice to the letter. biz bros would almost certainly be better of being bogleheads rather than getting rugged on shitcoin 10000. /bogle/ general when? itd be a lil bored though voo vs vti arguments everday...
>>61235596he is literally me
>>61235610>I'm averaging 3.5% monthly returns cashed out for almost 2 years running the wheel as my primary source of incomelmao. yeah you average 3.5% monthly returns until 1 month the stock gaps down and you take a -25% drawdown to your portfolio. so you start the wheel again there and start averaging your 3.5% monthly returns again which takes you like the next 10 months to get back to break evenbut hey 10 out of 11 months you earned +3.5% so technically you "averaged" 3.5% per month! get the fuck out of here
>>61235639I log losses on my spreadsheet. I did not get btfo in April, it's been backtested. You might just be a stupid trader, most are
the fuck was that AVGO spike in AH
>>61235614We still have some more pump to do.S&p 7k EOY
>>61235388they're just way too exposed to automotive. upside case would be gubmint sponsored retooling type sheeeeit
>>61235499I love 30+ skanks who wear clothes meant for younger women.
>>61235599She's also a big whore.>we're winnersYeah but my life is pretty shit so I think about how I could have made 10x my annual salary simply taking on bigger risks on trades of 2k and taking on minimal risks by full porting into TQQQ/NVDX/SOXL/TSLL/PLTX. Like. I could be a winner at life if only I took the shots as they cum, instead of putting 300 bucks into garbage that dumps and occasionally getting a 2x, 3x, or rare 10x that balances it out. I know it's always>yeah but you can't know thatBut in hindsight you can say "I was planning on throwing 2k into this dangerous trade because I had a gut feeling, then second guessed myself and ended up not making 6k in a single week on meme magic".
>>61235470>Are they going to stand their naked but panties in a few years?kanye's whore girlfriend already did that
>>61235693Touch grass it’s Halloween chud
>>61235668if you compounded 3.5% gains monthly for 2 years, you would be up approximately 108.57% overall. damn i wonder why every hedge fund in america hasn't figured this out yet and replicated itbecause its not fkn true
>>61235727Ignore the spastic. He does degenerate options gambling and will eventually get heemed on one trade
>>61235721I either need a crazy 23yo who likes kpop too much or a chubby 32yo slut-in-denial/2010s Rave Girl who thinks her best days are behind her but she still dresses like a whore because she's not ready to admit she's out of the husband game yet.
I think I have a skull fractureAnyone know how much this is going to cost me? Will I need to sell some stocks?
>>61235721>that imageIt is well and truly over for society.
>>61235690Five more weeks?
just throwing it out there that META is obviously a defense company (fifth gen warfare, darpa lifelog)
r8 my investment strategyif CEO is a jeet, sellif CEO is white, buyif CTO is anything but asian, sellif CTO is asian, buy
>>61235745I think you need to be more ruthless; sell if there's any jeets on the board at all
>>61235745jet ceos are short term investments, good for pump and dump as they increase profits by replacing everyone with jeets, just make sure to cash out before they inevitably crash and burn
next year should be better for middle class. the lower interest rates and easier money will help the housing market next summer.
Just buy the meta dip they said
>>61235745jewish ceo is the gold standard typically.
>>61235734She’s 25 tops
Jesus Christ
>>61235770Bill Ackman, friend of the general
>>61235223that gigapump at the end might have saved niggermeat bagkeks for one more week.
>>61235614>trusting the dollarino for 20 yearsbro why you think the yield curve is inverted
>>61235727A) i'm not compounding gains i'm cashing outB) it's not a viable strategy past 50kC) there are traders in this very thread that are up over 100% ytd let alone 2 years
>>61235768Simultaneously too young and too old.
>>61235766"jew" is just white high caste whites call themselves
>>61235766*10% down in a day when every other mag8 is pumping*Nothing personal goy.
>>61235804Its down 13.5% in 2 days now
>>61235764MAG 6 soon (Minus TSLA and META)(Plus Oracle)
never used options beforedid my first play putting $1200 earlier this week on "puts" that expired today. They needed to hit $1.50 (my strike price, I guess?) I think each 'contract' costed $0.045 when I bought and it ended up at zero today because we didnt close below $1.50.I don't know what I learned besides how to actually get my feet wet, but i don't know how to dry them yet apparently.I might throw in another 1-2k and try again next week.
>>61235812Tesla is on a solid uptrend at least. Probably going to 600. Meta just seems cooked
Isn't it kinda weird that there are so many well known companies being slaughtered this year yet the index just chugs along like nothing happened.It's like nothing matters anymore except the megacaps. Excessive focus on the megacaps also makes the index overperform. It really likes concentration.
>>61235812AVGO instead of oracle TSM instead of META and eventually PLTR will be worth 1T you can include that in there
>>612357643 day rule after a big drop
>>61235826Tesla dropped more on its earnings and gained it all back the next day
>>61235810kek
>>61235818>>61235818>>61235818
>>61235823Big financials are doing just fine as well BAC just hit a 52week high today JPM solid, Blackrock owns everything Nothing ever happens US China relations getting better Ukraine Russia negotiations improving Bobos keep waiting for the dump but it’s more likely the S&P rides to 7000 before end of year no need to fight it
>>61235824Biggest scam I've ever seen.
>>61235833you should have bought tesla then
>>61235824OpenAI IPOing will be the top signal to end all top signalsOr not, who knows
>>61235836You forgot /smg/ in the subject
>>61235823bro those companies are PURE SHIT. you should title that group "worst in class" JPM vs JEF lmaopypl vs Visa and Mastercard lmaoKraft, Dow lmao
>>61235823Manipulating the index is easy as shit. You just have to pump Tesla, and the rest follows.
Total bullshit trading week and I'm glad it is over. Trump lying about a trade deal was the worst part.
Guys... Is it really just better to see whores. My friend is dating a mid-6 and she such a fucking bitch. He going to restaurants every week and bitches about money all the time now. We can't even go do our weekly pub night cause he broke.
>>61235838SP500 7000 is in 2.5%, of course it will be reached, you just need a good day or two.Wake me up when we reach 7400, now we will be at the equivalent of the internet bubble apex.
>>61235866Well as a 43 year old male I can't tell you it is better to not deal with women at all and jack off to hentai girls. But that's what I do.
>>61235877Hot
>>61235840Says (you). Look up his relationship with OKLO and energy director Chris Wright, he is one of Trumps guys and key player in the SoftBank/oracle deal too big to deal (SFTBY also a very solid ticker up 200% ytd and never gets love in here). This kid is their golden calf likely just the face/frontman for all the Peter their esque new age tech shit everything he touches turns to gold you mention you have a deal with open AI your stock pumps 10% the next day
>>61235877Idk it just baffling how fucking bitch she is, my friend coping saying she is sweet at home. But the women acts like a princess and she not even hot. He met her at church.
>>61235874Forgot how close we are 7200 is probably a more realistic target EOY along with 48.5k DOW 25k NASDAQ unless we get a fake and gay tweet that drags us down 2% in a day which could very well happen. Predicting another cut in December, government reopen pump, stimulus dump into essential consumer staples off govt employee back pay spending and lower jobs numbers due to mass AI/H1B layoffs convincing Powell to be more dovish for future cuts at December meeting so we rally off of that instead of selling off. That’s in a perfect world though so maybe we do pop who knows. The chart shows we should be good next month and there wasn’t a last day of the month selloff besides the market makers sacrificing META to trade at May levels so they can slurp it up to 750
>>61235882>openai is worth 1 trillion dollaridoos because.... uh. ..... look at this!
>>61235910I'm predicting the market hits ath and then in january just starts shitting itself for literally no reason while /biz/lets scream. Just like 2022.
>>61235915>trying to go against the grain when all 3 of the heads of these companies are massive Trump donors/supportsThe US is back to being run like a business get used to it. No more free handouts or gibs for illegals and minorities and no more world police>>61235922I feel that’s about right, best to sell before Christmas for tax loss harvesting end of year shit and wait it out a bit
some cute tricker treaters out there>>61235895>>61235895>>61235895>>61235895>>61235895
>>61235552Blow is good for doing research. I wouldn’t actively trade while under the influence of it. Go on a bender, do a bunch of research, sleep it off, smoke a joint and review your ramblings to distill down the good alpha
>>61235887damn /pol/cels have some top tier drawfags
META to 500
