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Sounds sustainable.
>>61242121of course the FT is mad. Euros have virtually no innovative tech companies. that whole continent was basically left behind. they are customers now, not innovators.
>>61242130??? This is not the FT, and what does the FT even has to do with europe in the first place? Take your meds
>>61242138my bad it had the same color. i see its just some guys blog lol.
I have a geographic tongue. What should I invest in?
>>61242138>what does the FT even has to do with europe in the first place?its based in europe lol.
>>61242154Fissured not geographic.
>>61242115>no link to previous thread
>>61242115WILL LINE GO UP?
>>61242172monday
>>61242115Software and computer tech is incredibly gay and overrated.It is however GOOD that most people are not tradesmen or else tradesmen would be paid even less.The massive layoffs going on are bearish for everyone except staffing agencies.Not good
I am really scared. Are we gonna giga pump or giga dump this week?
>>61242138>Edward Benjamin Zitron is an English author,he even is british lmao. my point stands. euros are mad they have no tech companies.
>>61242213>>61242156>>61242130Why on earth would Euros invest in AI infrastructure (data centers) when they already have an energy crisis?My extended family lives there and nobody ever explained to Germans that Nuclear is safe.And every Euro country is currently flooded with unemployed migrants, they don't want even unemployment due to AI
>>61242237>Why on earth would Euros invest in AI infrastructure (data centers) when they already have an energy crisis?they are being built there... just by american companies. google, msft, aws all have massive datacenters all over the EU.>My extended family lives there and nobody ever explained to Germans that Nuclear is safe.they border france which gets 70% of their power from nukes and they couldnt figure it out i guess. anti nukes are bad for the enviroment. euros regulated themselves into customers only. they didnt just miss AI they missed almost all tech.
>>61242237they have an energy crisis of their own making btw. we have the same issue in some areas here.>shutdown the nukes, dont build new generation capacity>uh are you sure?>yes
https://companiesmarketcap.com/tech/largest-tech-companies-by-market-cap/i counted 8 european companies in the top 100
>>61242237>My extended family lives there and nobody ever explained to Germans that Nuclear is safe.as someone who lived 30 years in germany I can tell you its mostly a principle thing. every german student gets the ww2 history indocrinated into their brain. they basically get taught that every german gets born with some kind of original sin because of what """we""" did 80 years ago. so now germany always needs to help out where they can (immigration) or by trying to save the world by not using nuclear power. its all so tiresome.
At the end of the day, the greatest wealth you can have is a loving and healthy family, the larger the better. My grandparents came from nothing, had 8 kids, they stuck together and led wonderful lives. Small fortunes have been lost and many tragedies happened, but they overcame everything. I'm sitting here now looking at my portfolio and thinking about the meaning of it all, and how much it can really matter to a guy with no friends, no gf and no home at 31. It's this bizarre thing where my mind is at ease but my spirit knows something's fucked./blog
SEX WITH FURINA
>>61242269i may listen in to the BYND earnings (losses) call just for laughs.
There's nothing holding back China and semi stocks now. Prove me wrong. AMD and Xiaomi 10x incoming.
all this stock pump and I only have 130k in my brokerage and 100k in retirement to show for it, I didn't have enough cash to take advantage of this.and now the market will crashthis is gay and i hate niggers, financially speaking
>>61242189I have gone from thinking about dropping all my exposure to the US to wanting to get into a leveraged position in NVDA in about 10 minutes of self-doubt and anxiety. Wtf to do?
>President Trump is returning to 60 Minutes this Sunday, his first appearance on the program in five years. >Mr. Trump discussed a wide range of issues with 60 Minutes contributing correspondent Norah O'Donnell, including U.S.-China relations, Venezuela, Israel, the government shutdown, immigration, the National Guard, and moreNothing burger?
>>61242189I don't see anything dumping. The time horizon for all of this shit is Soon™. There is still plenty of money printing, lying, Senate hearings, and coping to go before it gets bad. Not to mention the obfuscation of the manufactured government shut down and the impending invasion of Venezuela.
>>61242121>$2 trillion by 2030This will be Palantir's revenue by then so what's the problem?
If only navyfed was publicly traded. Did you know this is because 50% of their staff is indian now? Even though they're a "hires veterans" company?
>>61242121Bubblel asts for another 5 years? Sounds good!
>>61242269Do you guys think figma could pump?>>61242329Same except I have like 1/3 of what you have kek.>tfw did not go all in on Palantir letfs last yearNow I am doomed to be poor forever.
>>61242467figma balls
>>61242467figma nutz
>>61242467figma has the 2nd largest position in design software which is about to be HEEMED by AI in five years.
>>61242477Tbf, they'll just incorporate AI into the software and call it "AI Driven Design Software" or some shit. They probably already have something like that
>>61242383Venezuela is being saved for immediately after a giga dump or crash occurs
>>61242477Aren't they literally some kind of AI design company though?
>>61242237Because if they don't they'll LOSE to CHINA, of course.
bros Elon made some wild claims about the upcoming car, what are our thoughts?
>Buttcorn
>>61242467i would buy it before ADBE
>>61242653>Dec 10th earnings>goog partnership>dumping for seemingly no reasonOh yeah this is gonna be a buy.>>61242642>that one dude who keeps saying mstr will go back to 500 bucks and is now making threads claiming he made 7 million on mstr and it will 100% go back to 500 bucks reeeeeeeeeeee
>>61242477>design software which is about to be HEEMED by AI in five years.Any day now! aaaany day!, it's coming!, I can feel it!, San Alman promised it so it must be true! lel sucker>>61242467The free stuff is useful for quick internal mockups but the premium software is worthless in my experience. Who knows though, but betting on figma or adobe is going against the market right now, pretty risky.
Just woke up from a dream about my high school gf.We were lying in her bed and cuddling and kissing. She groped me and then we started doing the nasty. I told her "I love you" but I woke up before she could say anything back. I still remember the smell of her shampoo, even six years laterDo you lads think markets will continue to be unsteady going into Nov? October felt really weak
>>61242687>MSTR
>>61242733>>61239083KEKE
>>61242722>Any day now! aaaany day!, it's coming!looks like it is already happening? ADBE has clearly decoupled from the Nasdaq dramatically. (for two years now) something is going on? FIG is also down since its IPO.
>>61242724Posts like this makes me almost feel good about being a wizard.Yes the markets will be crazy volatile until the inevitable AI crash. Followed by a crazy bull run up to S&P at 10k.
Don't be a dumb nigger buy asts. Thank you for coming to me Ted talk
>>61242625>what are our thoughts?always be selling, but you gotta have balls to close
>>61242115What are you anons planning to do with your earnings from trading/investing?
>>61242786AST SpaceMobile, Inc. Class A Common Stock is estimated to report earnings on 11/13/2025. The upcoming earnings date is derived from an algorithm based on a ...History of stock indicates it doesn't do well on earnings though.
>>61242824I want to buy some land in the middle of nowhere and fuck off.
>>61242824Well, Ideally I would have reinvested it all so that I could have made more money back in april, but I didn't and I wish I was in bigger on october 10th when everything dumped 10% and then violently pumped back up 20% on monday. But the next time I see a big opportunity like a 4 month selloff and then Trump tweets "buy". I will buy back in and then keep putting money from investments and income and mom in in hopes I can turn 100k into 500k on something like an letf or luckily buying the next Opendoor.
>>61242824earnings?
>>61242824spoil someone
Best trader on es em gee here. Letting you all know that I'm taking a big position on DUOL heading into earnings. Do with that what you will.
>>61242857Would you still invest?>>61242862I feel the same. I was already fully invested when it dumped so I just had to baghold until everything came back.>>61242875You are making money, right anon?>>61242878Like whom?
>>61242625>what are [y]our thoughts? The man is a fool, a vagabond, and a charlatan.
>>61242824Investing it all into a business once I get to 200k. Swing trading is fun but looking at lines is brain numbing.
>>61242824I need to buy a house first so i have somewhere to store the japanese sex slave ive been saving up for
>>61242892I wish I had also invested into NVDX in april.
>>61242883show position
If I could get to 150k by early 2027 I think I could get in low in the next bear and ride it to a million.
>>61242824i bought a v8 mustang last year and a house in cashi'm just letting the rest ride
>>61242911Started last week. Doubling this before 11/5 earnings.
>>61242824absolutely nothing(details still need to be filled in)
>>61242935ok you got some skin in the game, i'm just surprised people are using a subscription app to learn langugages when AI can pump out content like this for free does it look oversold?
>>61242824Uh, i, uh um wellSorry can you repeat the question?
>>61242824live a simple and humble life without having to wage. you dont need much to do so.
Saved 44% at KR today with coupons and deals
>>61242883>Best trader on es em gee here.tell us more about your investing skills
>>61242750Yes, that's why I said it's going against the "experts" opinions, according to them adobe had month before getting wrecked by AI... and quarter after quarter still grows +10yoy in subscriptions, forward p/e around 15, debt to equity 50%, 30% net income margin...I'm always tempted to sell some position and buy, but I always find something less risky. Maybe if it goes again below 330.
>>61243012Look at my YTD >>61242892 and learn the difference between realized and unrealized gain/loss before posting on my board again.
>>61243035>>61243012fuck it, i'm in for 10k on Monday, you better be right nigger
>>61243045enjoy your money
>>61242824i bought new headphones and a new tv.
>>61243035so you are only up $80k this year? pfffffff what a wanker
>>61242505Figma balls
>>61243015>it's going against the "experts" opinionsits really going against the general market at this point. its been a few years. at least we now agree the re-rating already happened. its not "any day now". the low PE shows the market doesnt see much growth in the future. +10% subs shows they are probably correct.
>>61242935>total return>-5124And what happens if your total return goes to 0?
>>61243035whats the thesis?
>>61242954The majority of people are not diligent enough to grind info they can get for free.
>>61243035You bought the october 10th dip didn't you>constantly thinking about gold/rare earths and how they shitpumped and how I put too little inI coulda made like 32k this month if I wasn't such a pussy.
>>61242824Everything gets reinvested.
>>61242477nah, these are similar to the no-code solutions of the past. designers need a skeletal workflow for creative work. ai removes the designer and auto-gens cookie-cutter work. and, from experience, every "creative" sitting at a coffee shop in a major city uses figma. those people do major branding work and rake in 60-100k+.im bullish on figma, and its on my watchlist. strong buyer around 45.
>>61242935Going 4 months to expiry tells me you have no clue what's going to happen on earnings
>>61242892Damn. What kind of business are you thinking about?>>61242896(Decent) Houses are so expensive nowadays I think I'll just stay at home with my parents for as long as possible.>>61242916Based black girl enjoyer>>61242927Let us see the Mustang bro>>61242936Same here, but I'm in 2 minds - spend it all on looksmaxxing (surgery and a car), or keep saving it all and see how far I can go.
>>61243156I'm cautiously bullish, do you think I'm some sort of wizard? Also hedges against >>61243108Short expiry is how anon loses all their money. I don't like losing money.
>>61243156No one does but I'm looking at DUOL's previous earnings and outside of february when everything was dumping, DUOL seems to pump on earnings so that's probably where he thinks he's going to become rich.
>>61243144unironically good luck.>>61243105You didn't get my point but it doesn't matter.
>>61243167If youre saying youre the best I was expecting some insider information. This is just degenerate gambling
>>61242824had plans years ago for getting a hair transplant i could probably buy 10 or 20 now with my 105k monopoly CAD but now I'm just going to keep saving with the hopes of having enough to live comfortably by myself off rent in an appartment instead of rotting in my sick parents house
>>61243174>any day now it will be re-ratedalready happened>its going against the expertsits not >its cheapits been getting cheaper for sure
I assume the openai ipo will be the top of the AI bubble
>>61243216So we have at least a few months to go?
>>61242130meds now
>>61243219Yes please refer to the chart of scheduled 2025 rallies and compare to the Benner cycles which call for a 2026 top. Buy back in in 2030.
>>61243219are you just guessing or do you even know what to watch out forit'll take longer than a few months to see a drastic decrease in capex budget (and consequently decrease in build out) but as long as we're in build out phase then it's all just volatility
>>61243240Multiple Rate cuts in theory, should keep the pump at least through end of 26 to mid 2027 but what do i know im just a gambling coomer
>>61243240>the chart of scheduled 2025 ralliesWe'll need to come up with new names for 2026 because some of these rally names SUCK DICK>>61243241Just saying the OpenAI IPO is rumored to be next year some time. I doubt it will be done in January, so we have at least 3 months, but most likely more
>>61242887Yeah I would still invest, ideally I would have a dedicated dividend portfolio with a couple million in it
>>61242824Replace my job. I'm profitable, I just need to scale
>>61243216We have been pumping for the last 6 years because of monetary debasement. AI has nothing to do with it. If news came out tomorrow that AI broke and can never be used again we might go down 5% and then continue running higher.
>>61243257There are no rallies scheduled for 2026>>61243277A logical argument for a logical market.
>>61243320>There are no rallies scheduled for 2026obviously not yet, there's rally scheduling day january 3rd. could make that correspond to a rally-day rally...
>>61243216There is no bubble yet, it's just been a boom. OpenAI's IPO will correspond to the bottom of the bubble and it will pop mid 2028.
>>61243184You caught me anon, I'm just gambling. I bet that the stock will go up. Next time I'll make sure to check with the CEO before sharing my plays.>>61243165Software.
>>61243395Ate you the same guy that thought hims was going pump after that sell off
>>61243405No.
>>61243395the peepee line has crossed the poopoo linethat means something!!
>>61243260Guy on the bottom is me.
Allright this week I'm gonna lock in. I've missed out on 9000 dollars in overtime gains since June and fumbled half a dozen plays that could have made me anywhere from 6k to 100k but this is it, for real, I'm going to really be a good boy now.
>>61243257>Hangover rally>Gibsmedat rally>Handegg rally>Trump rally>Hangover 2: electric rally too>Christ is King rally>Shut. The. Fuck. Up. rally>Munchausen rally>Spring rally>Just grill for God's sake rally>America The Beautiful, 250th Big Cock Swinging Rally>No More Whites rally>Celebration of the Oppressed and Genocided Indigenuous BiPoC rally>Boo-bies rally>Gobbler rally>Non-Denominational Winter rally
>>61243410retard ive been both watching and trading the poopoo peepoo lines all year. ive come to the conclusion that if poopee poo poo we'll pee past the peepoo, don't you see? fine anon, just watch me poopoo all the way to the moon
Should have been born a woman. You can bog yourself into a 7 with little effort
>>61243123i just don't know what to ask the ai. the infos i get are nothingburgers
I should have been a cowboy
>>61243453I think you have to learn a language first in order to know how to do it because the basics and level 2s and 3s of grammar tend to be similar across languages, as welll as know basic grammatical patterns like SVO (Chinese, English) vs. SOV (Japanese) so you can be a weeaboo more effectively. VSO also technically exists but Arabs and Jews do not usually use that word order since their language has been EUROPEEN'DAt such a point you wouldn't need AI since you'd already understand universal human grammar structures enough to know what to look for and then fill it out with vocabulary and then you can sex all the 30yo divorced japanese single moms you want.
>if I had actually stuck with overtime/sold at 3-10x I would have made an extra 25k total>would be close to my 100k a year goal>would be well setup to ride to 400k in 2027Shit.
>>61243435 if you want to be a cum depository you can move to san fagsisco, personally i prefer being an actual person
Mara holdings chart. Cup and handle is common, but do you think this will pump on earnings on tuesday?
>>61243504Technical Analysis is astrology.
>put 12k into bitcoin miners in 2022 thinking I'd make a cool swing>was averaged at 17.50 for MARA, now 18.25>3.90 for HUT, now 50.66>2.69 for BITF, now 3.92>14.97 on RIOT, now 1971>3000 in each DCA'd over 2 months>sold at 5000 down in June, right before the absolue bottomNot only would I have gotten all my money back if I just held another 5 weeks, I would have 4xed my initial 12k.... I thought I understood bear markets so it was okay, then I panicked because bitcoin can literally go down for years and so can the mining stocks. And then they recovered and pumped to new highs the next year or two. Holy fuck. Losing that 5k is why I never put 44k into bitcoin at 16k. I would have made 700k on that DCA.....
>>61243516It is also entirely correct when you choose to sit out the market or stay in too longand get fucked on a bad position.
energy stocks should i get into them whats worth buying
>>61243468prime example of what a LLM does. i ask it a question and it gives me a completely different answer that has nothing to do with my question
whats going to happen in a few hours?
>>61243537I would take duke energy over some dogshit like SCHD
>>61243468You don't understand the info I gave you but it is 1:1 what you're looking for. You're lacking the grammatical perspective to understand intuitively what I meant. Language is easy once you know the grammar structures you have to plug words into.
>>61243537UUUU obviously! Their earnings are soon, earnings are good right? They won't keep plummeting right?
>>61243541
>>61243537>energy stocks should i get into them whats worth buyingCVX, BP, HAFN, EC - all with good dividends
>>61242375>"Subprime is contained"
Buy NVDA
>>61242115Goog will be the #1 market cap in 2027
>>61243560CVX is looking promising, they just made a smart acquisition according to last weeks ER
>>61243385The bible might burst before JOEPENGAYEYE even has a chance to IPO tbqhflamalamadingdong
>>61242375>looks likeSounds like there's still a little lynchpin that if it falls it all comes tumbling downStill, 2026 top.
henlo mister jeromeit is time for another rate cutwe need two cuts per weekmaybe even three cuts per weekor four cuts per week should be minimumthank u mister jerome
>>61242824>earningsLmao I don't know, haven't thought that far. Still trying to get to the earnings part
CHINESE ACTIONS:China will suspend the global implementation of the expansive new export controls on rare earths and related measures that it announced on October 9, 2025. China will issue general licenses valid for exports of rare earths, gallium, germanium, antimony, and graphite for the benefit of U.S. end users and their suppliers around the world. The general license means the de facto removal of controls China imposed in April 2025 and October 2022.China will take significant measures to end the flow of fentanyl to the United States. Specifically, China will stop the shipment of certain designated chemicals to North America and strictly control exports of certain other chemicals to all destinations in the world.China will suspend all of the retaliatory tariffs that it has announced since March 4, 2025. This includes tariffs on a vast swath of U.S. agricultural products: chicken, wheat, corn, cotton, sorghum, basedbeans, pork, beef, aquatic products, fruits, vegetables, and dairy products.China will suspend or remove all of the retaliatory non-tariff countermeasures taken against the United States since March 4, 2025, including China’s listing of certain American companies on its end user and unreliable entity lists.China will purchase at least 12 million metric tons (MMT) of U.S. basedbeans during the last two months of 2025 and also purchase at least 25 MMT of U.S. basedbeans in each of 2026, 2027, and 2028. Additionally, China will resume purchases of U.S. sorghum and hardwood logs.China will take appropriate measures to ensure the resumption of trade from Nexperia’s facilities in China, allowing production of critical legacy chips to flow to the rest of the world.China will remove measures it took in retaliation for the U.S.’s announcement of a Section 301 investigation on China’s Targeting the Maritime..https://www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/2025/11/fact-sheet-president-donald-j-trump-strikes-deal-on-economic-and-trade-relations-with-china/
>>61243632>The cuck bitch in chief manages to cuck againChina still won't send any rare earths before the 2027 Taiwan invasion though roflkeklmao
>>61243578goog can't even find what I am searching for anymore
>>61243632Xi is such a bitch lmao
>>61243644Stay madTrump WON
>>61243644how mentally deranged do you have to be to read that as trump cucking
>>61243650>no uThe long term outlook for the US stock market is increasingly bearish the longer we're ruled by these corrupt and ineffectual dumbasses.
>The long term outlook for the US stock market is increasingly bearish the longer we're ruled by these corrupt and ineffectual dumbasses.
>>61243577shitvidya is going to crash so hard on earnings lmao
>>61243660the SP500 does business all over the world though.
>>61243655>>61243656>>61243667Trump rolled back the very last of his China tariffs. The old excuse for him cucking on the other tariffs was "b-but at least there's still the China tariffs". There will be no reshoring of US manufacturing from China now. Trump gave up on fixing the US economy.
>>61243680>he doesn’t know Trump is going to announce Operation Warp Speed for rare earths soonYou are either a yuropoor or plebbitor. Either way, GTFO /smg/
Tomorrow is monday
>>61243655zog wonisrael won(you) lost
>>61243691You're not arguing that Trump didn't cuck like a bitch anymore, because he objectively did. Now you're arguing "So what if he did cuck? And so what if China will keep holding back rare earths?" (lmao) Post nose, Moshe.
>>61243713>da… J00000Z!seek help, nigger
>>61243719>1PBTIDbearish
>>61243581>CVX is looking promisingits an oil major, so its going to be around a long time and paying about 4.3% dividend. BP is slowly rebounding from its disaterous 'green energy' programs. A large investor bought in and forced out the CEO and chairman and demanding BP get back to destroying the environment and producing oil. So it will be a bumpy ride and the BP stock is climbing and they still pay 5% dividend. Also BP is getting a giant contract in Iraq. If their price drops after earnings I am buying in. BP's earning report is before open Tuesday.
>>61243645maybe thats how they are making so much money
>>61243701to monday is morrow
thread cloud
Black Monday tomorrow, it has been real boys, The stock market will be closed forever and all of our stocks are going to zero permanently
>>61243773It was fun while it lasted. See you at the FEMA camp.
$200k cash in my portfolio, 35% of my portfolio. Thinking to buy $100k tqqq, $30k GGLL, $30k tsm, 40k nvdl. Yes?
>>61242115When will there be another crash? Need Trump to get on his retarded shit again so I can buy in
50 minutes to futures
>>61243797Or just go all in tqqq?
we will see an april tier crash and i am 1/2 in cash
>>61243771dude stop selling our data to them
>>61243833What? Does something happen at 6pm est?
>>61243833thanks futurestranny
>>61243850yes
>>61243846there will be no crashenjoy your fiat getting burned by the federal reserve
West coast bros… we get to sleep in 1 hour tomorrow. The market opens at 7:30am now instead of 6:30am
If dubs futures open green
>>61243889see you after shitvidia earnings when you cry here
Its over
TSM shareholders are safe for at least the next 3 years.
just bought 20lbs of lima beans invest accordingly
>>61243671>11/19>going into thanksgivingkek
this coudl be the big one
>by the time this is posted, it wil be the future>by the time you read this, it will be the past
Strap in gentlemen, 5 minutes to go
>>61243942nigger>>61244006another week of being happy if number go up :)
>>61244006it will be red
is we getting another silver pump
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
We are so bacl
>futures
>>61244025jewish tricks
>>61244025>täglich
OMEX or TMC? I feel either one could be a 10x based on Chinese rare earth fuckers and enviro-weenies making us pussy out on land based mining
>los futuros
It just immediately goes 20 points up, lol
ill take it
>>61244042That's from Friday, refresh, they're +.19%
this cant be real not like this
>>61244046what website do you use?
>>61244047Yeah it needs to be up over 1% or its over
>Upvember
>>61244050investing.com, it used to be in the OP but
>>61244055>No Dump November
>>61244051it needs to over 1% or it's waht?Over.
>>61244067If meta isnt up 10% overnight I will lose everything
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGOOOOOOOOOOOOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOGOOOOODNOOOOOOO
When is it all going to zero? I'm tired of waiting.
>FuturesAHAHAHAHA Imagine being a bear and missing out on the largest rally this world has ever seen since Covid stimmies went outyeah that crash is gonna happen any time now, just you guys wait!
>>61244078Ze pump-ing will gontinue until e-v-e-r-y BOOL in ATFRICA haz ONE HONDRED TRILLION Zim-bab-wayan DOLLAH, so sey I, CHEEF Mungatekimbo
literally EVERYONE is talking about a bubble and an immediate crash riskif everyone is expecting it it should not happen ?
>>61243771>pay sex making
in the money UUP calls is some of the easiest money i've ever seen>>61244139oh yeah it's gonna crash it just has to go up alot more first
>>61244126>being a bear and missing out on the largest rally this world has ever seen there is nothing you can buy at these prices
>>61244158redpill me on UUP
>>61244164people said the same thing 6 months ago and 30% lower on the S&P, yet here we are
>>61244164your 401k is in cash?
>>61244177there is literally a gap in nq and spwhy would i buy now?
>>61244186Im still waiting for the gap at $3 to get filled on nvidia why would I buy now
>>61244177there are always people convinced the market has peaked forever.
>>61244181i am not amerimutt
>>61244198ok, is your retirement account in your home country in cash?
>>61244204i dont have a retirement accountnot every company is offering it here
>>61244139Did you stop to think if everyone (including mass kike media) is saying the same thing...the reality might be just a little off center. Did you even consider they could be spreading FUD to get you to sell so they can purchase cheapies
>futurestrump china tariffs is back to before liberation day. kwa-miga-b
>>61244213lol oh....................
>>61244139>if everyone is expecting it it should not happenI don't get why people keep saying this. Market participants being aware of the bubble is characteristic of the end stages of a bubble.
>>61244231Consider crash vs correction. Retail is buying every dip as it comes.
>>61244238Why does that have to do with what I said?
>>61244243That crash or no crash may not actually be the answer. Life is not black and white. Probably a mild correction similar to April lows IF capex figures turn out to be excessive
if you're scared of a complete market crash, you should be loading up on guns, ammo, food and gold. the fuck you caring about muh sToCkS for fucking redditors.
2022 looked like a nightmare im glad I wasn't investing then
>>61244250They get off on trying to sound smart. Its the classic bears sound smart while bulls make money
>>61244139>everyone in my discord, twitter, and plebbit cope groups is saying that ai is a bubble and it'll all crash!>WTF WHY ISN'T IT CRASHING!there used to be a time when 4chan had critical thinkers...
When Santa Rally™ for $TLT and $TMF??>>61244141Neither one could handle mein großer penis. I want a BIG girl; she looks pregnant, but youre not sure.
>>61244264all the smart people graduated out of smg alreadywhy bother staying with the poorfags longer than you need to
If you aren’t >pro-America>MAGA>pro-TrumpWhy are you even on /smg/?
Bloomberg bros...1, 2, or 3?
>>61244284FuckKillMarry
>>61244231He thinks (((they))) will let the bubble pop KEKEK
>>61244168it's the US dollar indexeverybody hates it and they're positioned accordingly. cash in bottom tenth percentile, net short spec in CoT (very rare for dollar, about as low as it's ever gotten). tape is starting to show strength and i would expect a lot of institutional probable range models to start turning bigly up if DXY doesn't sell back down within 2 weeks. i really don't like to use technicals in forex but the setup looks like a condensed version of the oct '20 - oct '21 double bottom. i would consider long dollar to be consensus trade around then, this time around it's contrarian which makes it more compelling. counter to this would be the laughably bad twin deficits, which actually makes me bearish dollar longer term but for the next couple months at least it's coiled to assblast preeeeeettttttttyyyyyy much everything. would be exactly what one would look for to coincide with a boobl pop but i still think the tech stocks have room to ABSOLUTELY MELT THE FUCK UP even in the face of tightening liquidity (dollar up), perversely it may actually make the market go up faster so long as 401k flows manage to keep flows on the margin net positive. gold is a different story
>>61244283i am team death to shitrael
>>61244284None. Fuck bugs
>>61244293>gets stronger than ever beforeCopeSeetheDilateIsrael WON
>>61244293COPE
>>61244264the stock market is very close to be the most expensive it's ever been since dot bubble...simple as. Buying at this levels has nothing to do with fundamentals and 100% trusting someone else will buy at higher prices. It really is that simple
>>61244288all the bloomberg girls have drug problems. i remember a while ago emily chang was doing an interview and the camera cut away and she thought her mic was off and she took a huge snort of coke, when the camera came back her face was so funnyalso michael santoli gives the cnbc girls coke on fridays when there is a big rally
>>61244311> gives the cnbc girls cokeMichael wouldn't do that. That sound's like something Scott Wapner would do, desu. Michael is a Golden Retriever, and everyone knows it.
>>61244326he probably buys it from scott but ya he does do that.
>>61244283Making money off the gradual collapse of the decrepit american empire
also does anyone remember when wilfred frost used to be on? and the insane sloppy crush sara eisen had on him? while she was married and even pregnant?
> futures
>>61242653Same, at least people like Firma(nus).
Is $MSOS dead? I thought Grumpf was going to legalize it>>61244343Can you blame her?>>61244351That's a small ass :)
time is frozen.
>>61244363honestly, no. wilfred is a dog for leading her on though.
>>61242883I prefer Memories because they actually have European Portuguese.
>>61244298xwitter told me israel just 10x'd it's foreign propaganda department's budget
The real futes are now open
>>61244441STOP POSTING LUST PROVOKING IMAGES YOU FUCKER!!! I'm doing no fap November to spite the jews.
nvideo computer is gonna gigamoon tomorrow
>>61244454
im going to be paying CAD$2.3K per month for a 600 sq ft 1-bedroom condo soon..i cant bear splitting a house with other ppl anymorebut is this really worth it, i'll be paying $1k more extra per month in rent that i coulda DCA'd into VEQT or something
Another series of missed gains for bearniggersYoull get it right eventually guys
>>61244464wow i got scammed it's not the ring ring gif it's the real thing
Haven't suffered any meaningful losses this year due to not going in bigly but holy shitto it's boring. I wish I had /all in/'d on nvidia, or gdxu, or some other third thing months ago. It's terrifying but watching it swing up and down gets the blood moving. Though it's better if the swing is towards the upside, like nvideo.
Someone in my apartment building has a dog named "Bobo"
>>61244464i thought this was gonna be loli flash goon bait.>>61244454I too am not touching myself. I pregamed all october. Got it down to once a week. I never realized how coom brained I am. I literally track hours since I last coomed. 24, 48, 60, 72, 84, 96, 120. I dont do days. I count hours. last coom october 30th at 10pm. approaching 72hrs.
>>61242824I'd spend it all on embryo selection and pump out between 3 and 5 kids. At the rate I'm going the bottle neck seems like it's going to be finding a woman rather than my earnings unfortunately.
>>61244480u should ask urself why u didnt do it then or at least put a sizable betwhat were you afraid of? why didnt u do ur homework
>>61244537>uIt should be obvious because I was afraid of suffeering sizable losses. But the whiplash from your portfolio swinging 4000 dollars in a week in either direction makes my penis hard. I guess I'll just keep stacking dollars until I have 140,000 sometime in late 2026 and wait for the big old crasharino so I can go in heavy in early 2028 on stablecoin stocks and then I will kill myself if things don't work out because I've been grinding now for 5 years and I'm getting old.
>>61244536>girl literally wants to deepthroat his cock>he is homosexually pussying outAnime stays the same no matter how many years pass the MC is always a faggot whether it's 1989 Ah my goddess or 2007 Toloveru or 2025 dandandan. All japanese men beign herbivoresexuals should not be surprising in context.
HOLY SHIT A BUBBLE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>61244561Western men are bigger whores than their women
>>61244569I wish.
Why are the most sound financial minds, in the broader scope of their thought, pretty cynical and bearish? Is it just prudence?
>>61244579they are salty they missed the april dipits been a cope ever since
bubbles never pop when everyone is calling for it to
>>61244585I mean, for forever. Been watching a lot of Hedge fund manager interviews and can't help but notice the pervasiveness of bearishness. Id imagine its just a necessary trait of their profession, but was just curious about any other opinions.
>>61244593I went to schwab bank and the financial advisor basically had a look of disgust when we started talking about AI. I was in some bonds and he was like>"Yeah its hard to hold bonds when the AI bubble generates 20% returns every year"off the cusp
>>61244454>>61244494Based. There's nothing wrong with cooming but porn unironically destroys your motivation, makes you compulsive, and stresses you out. All these things absolutely wreck your market performance. In fact, bobos are almost always chronic gooners.
>>61244636im getting totally raped in the ass right now on a trade that went bad.
>>61244593no shit, i keep saying this but the worst that will happen is a pullback while ai is still in a build out phase with massive capex money and no idle GPUsit doesnt mean we're immune to a shorter term pullback so you should still have your hedges in play, but bubbles are lucrative and it'd be retarded to sit out entirely, at least until capex and data centers start going idlelike ppl keep connecting the ai shit to the dotcom bubble but never actually bother to look at how it even came about and popped like come on lolat least look into what dark fibre is, also look at how capex was prior to that, you can keep an eye out on those 2 things and you'll be ahead of the majority who are still talking about ai circlejerking cash again which is retarded naive way of looking at it
>>61244729What really gets me is that people point out that $100 billion dollar deal like it's some insanely huge amount of money. It's not even 10% of the valuation of the bigger companies involved. At the peak of the dot com bubble companies were making deals that were 50% plus of their valuation regularly. The current state of the AI stuff is nothing compared to peak dot com mania.
>>612447592008 was also a bubble, and it was devastating. You cant use past bubbles to measure current ones because the markets are dynamic. We could literally be awaiting the worst crash in 100 years. No one can really know. But no one cares because we use metrics from 20+ years ago that say>"hmmm you know relative to this last booble its not that bad so we can continue our giga retard pump to infinity"There is more to a bubble than just equity price ratios. GDP wouldve fallen last quarter if the tech mafia wasnt shuffling cash between each other. It's literally pic rel. but hey, le heckin equity price ratios are lower than 2001, so it no booble
futures are crashing btw
>>61244799I may never financially recover from this...
b-bond prices will go up right?it's a rate cut cycle r-right?
>>61244815pricing in QE and hyperflation
>>61244819b-bullish for the US 10 year treasury right?
>>61244827
y the fk are u stuttering on a typestop that retarded shit
no
>>61244585I'm new to investing and I'm just sad that I started after we'd mostly recovered from the dip ;_;
n-no . . .
mumubros..
futures r green stop making me look
futures are mooning again btw
Fucking Bitcoin man I am so sick of this dumb nigger shit go up and save my calls you piece of shit.
>Futes Buy NBIS
>>61244906kek cryptard
futes are kaputesselling whats left of my folio to buy discount noose ropegoodbye evry1
>>61244978
TMF ANON SHOW YOURSELF!!! Where's the pump!!!!!
futas aren't real, they can't hurt you
it's not a bubble. you're all just mindbroken by recency bias.
good night frenshopefully there will be freshly baked thread for tomorrow :)
>>61245026ill take it from here
I bakea da bread >>61245059>>61245059>>61245059>>61245059its yummy. here>>61245059
>>61244945>Buy NBISwhy, its a bubble - you are late
