sound the alarm edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious: >>61242115
im jacked to the tits in pltr and uber
>>61245071>im jacked to the tits in pltrsell signal
trips and bubble pops tomorrow
futures are crashing btw
>>61245059>trade at prices 70 times higher than their earningsMSFT 36xGOOG 28xMETA 28xAAPL 36xAMZN 37xNVDA 57xTSLA 305xso its just TSLA distorting the multiple? what a shitpost in the OP. >its an AI bubble bro. look at this PE multiple.TSLA isnt even an AI hyperscaler.... use some critical thinking when you read stuff OP.
Let’s rock and roll bearsMy god man Walmart puts is going to be a 10x I can’t believe no snap benefits fix and we might go to war with Venezuela over these stupid plushie bearsSorry I can’t get this song out of my head.
>>61245094gotchu
>>61245112Nope
If singles OP is a niggerfaggot
Getting impatient for the crash.
This market's got at least one more pump left in itThe Turkey Trot Rally™Also a Santa Rally later too
if i never see another image of a cartoon frog it wont be long enough
everybody is happy when market go upnobody is happy when market go downmarket should only go up to make the world happier
I got slapped on the top of the head by a black kid while I was eating food at cava today. I was so embarrassed and no one helped me so I just finished my meal looking down at my food and left.
Fuck it guys I’m going down to three days a week. I’m done slaving for worthless money in this scam economy Time to enjoy life
>>61245187I like the "Gains Gobbler" rally
>>61245158I bring shame upon my family
>>61245222based. I want a sex doll then I will be happy.
>>61245221>eating at an establish with feral niggers running about
>>61245218markets falling are kino because of all the screaming
>>61245263smg loses on average 5 posters per -5% draw down on S&P.rates of margin use are also at all time highs. a -20% year will ruin a lot of, albeit pathetic, lives
>>61245106give me one reason not to buy 200p 2028 for tsla
What do you guys think of this glowie space tech stock?
>>61245235They ain’t be coming bro
>>61245175There won't be a crash, baby. S&P going to 12,000, by 2030.QE starting by July of next year.I'd get on this fucking train, and enjoy these INEVITABLE sweet gains.
>>61245109Government funded snap, chud.
>>61245221lmao the fuck timmy gon do
>>6124530070x earnigs
>bought into MVST and made over 300% profits>bought into PL and made 180% in profitsWhat else should I look at? So far these threads have done pretty well for me since I bought both of those for pretty much $1 or $2 before a run happened a few months later, so I'd like to find another stock that is a few dollars and has a good chance for growth.I owe thanks overall to the anons that recommended those two stocks, you really helped me out.
>>61245316Yeah, not sure what an Ear Nig is, pal. Either way, buy all $SPY dips, and buy far OTM $TMF calls.
>>61245221Is this bearish for CAVA?
A moment of silence and ridicule for the fresh crop of TMF/TLT baggies
I'm cash gang and will continue to be. Fuck these gay markets.
>>61245382Better than being a bobo
>>61245330>PLI 100% saw some faggot shilling this a month ago when it was already like 14 bucks. Was that you?
>>61245373I only put 400 bucks in but I do wonder why I only seem to get 'lemon' stocks from /smg/ while faggots are in here bragging about their 5x on OPEN and shit like that.
>>61245416You must be stupid.
>>61245106>the others are "just" 40 times earningslolnothing to see here
>>61245408no, that was me, and im up almost 300%. not too late to get in, only the sky is the limit!
sup my smiggers dont forget to buy GAMB, to the moon!
>>61245423I have an IQ of 145, I am smarter than you.>>61245454And this fag.
>>61245460IQ doesn't make you smart you dumb nigger. You shouldn't buy anything anyone shills here. If you own something and see it shilled here you need to revise your investment thesis. t. 148 iq haver
>>61245460if youre so smart, why arent you rich?
>>61245484Jews see me as a threat so they deliberately manipulate markets to keep me on the wheel but never enough to actually make it and exit to japan to find my east aryan wife.
>>61245389worse than being a bobobears have conviction, and they post funny bear memes
How much longer are they going to try pumping this bubble? The longer they keep it going, the worse it's going to be when it bursts.
>futures
>>61245460My IQ is significantly lower yet my NW is over 600kLolLmaoRofl
>>61245277What happens when it crashes for good, is it just going to be like 3 anons
>>61245169>>61245557>69
>work 48 hours a week>work starts 04:00 am >low status grunt work >paid 85k a year >42% taxes
>>61245516name one reason
>>61245293Well it’s down in a generally bullish market period. What do you think of it
>>61245611I saw it being shilled and was hoping people in /smg/ would tell me it's going to 300 dollars a share like PLTR.
>>61245586nice, keep going!!...oh me? i'll just be sitting here and calling the shots with my investments.it's hard work :)
>>61245655cute
>>61245431>+22Impressive, very nice
>>61245408No, I bought it a few months ago when it was about $5. I don't know if it's reached peak yet but I was happy enough getting out when it started climbing into the double digits.
>>61245639its not fair
>>61245677Yeah I thought it was kinda high at 14 bucks and in a moment of clarity I didn't buy, unlike when I bought other shitters in this thread.
>>61245682i know man, i knowdon't feel bad for me though, i'll manage
>>61245684Probably for the better you didn't, peak was about $15 or $16 and then it's down at about $12 now. Maybe it has more steam, maybe it doesn't, I'm just happy with what I did make. Now I'm just looking for the next sub $8 stock that has a chance at some good growth over the next few months.
>>61245634Don't buy that shit buy KODK
>>61245697I think Kodak's time in the sun is over bro, they had a bit more of a run when the film meme started peaking in 2020-2021 but Ilford has stepped in with cheaper alternatives.
>>61245706The market has yet to price in a shift in the companies financials that will be reported in December at earnings.
>>61245727Hmm, I don't know. They've been flat for a long time and I haven't heard about them doing anything recently that would suddenly bring them a lot of money.
>>61245729Good that reassures me to have even more conviction in my play. If you fags liked it I'd be worried
>>61245740Might as well invest in Pet Rocks while you're at it.
>>61245740Please post your position tomorrow morning i will screen shot it and repost in 6 months
>>61245751That's too much effort bub I got 200 shares, might buy another 800. I'll gloat in December or I'll exit. I'm not investing in the company I'm investing in information the market has yet to price in
>>61245688got a hot tip for a cold wagie?
>>61245706zoomers are obsessed with vinyl records and cassette tapes. kodak could start producing old school film cameras again and hipster zoomers would eat that shit up
I have a fissured tongue. Even if I had the chance to be with a girl, she would be disgusted. I have lived with this for 32 years. What should I invest in?
ARVN is posting earnings this coming Wednesday, I've seen a tidy 60% return so far, I'm hoping for good news. Thoughts?>>61245828dawg the reason women don't like you is because you're a debbie downer. Take pride in your ugly malformed tongue, it's the least weird thing about you. That one thing is out of your control, control the rest!
>>61245795Like I said, other companies have beat them to that. Ilford makes cameras and film and you can find those basically everywhere, even regular electronics stores have them sometimes.
Tardyenol fags! We rise on the 6th. Get them in.
>>61245828i have a fissured tongue aswell, gf loves the rough texture when i'm eating her out.
>>61245828Women will have sex with literal niggers and you think they'd be disgusted by a weird tongue?
>>61245866>>61245865>>61245838Mine are deeper.
>>61245918What the fuck, I don't want to look at your fucked up tongue
why is bitfuck doing this to meam i a bad person
>>61245929Thats not mine. Mine is worse.
I am still holding Meta 2X (FBL).
>>61245106Actually Tesla is THE AI-hyperscaler. They are intent on making autonomous humanoid robots on top of their autonomous vehicles. Both systems rely extremely heavily on image processing AI.What will the other tech companies offer that isn't an advicedog or search LLM? That's the multi-trillion dollar question to pop.
Talk me out of selling all my US exposed positions please. I think I'm about to make a huge mistake. Either it crashes any day now or JPow will move heaven and earth to push it to the moon.
>>61245828Invest in body modding. Split your weird tongue in half and get some crazy freaky chicks. This may require a meth addiction
>>61245026Based publix enjoyer
>>61245940Definitely you need to just get covered in tats and horn implants and turn into a lizard dude. You just know pic related gets loads of rotten pussy
>>61246052>I’m here for the job interview.
GM. A lot of options this week, but I can't decide what to play.Thoughts on AMD?
You know people say ultrarichfags like George Soros, Larry fink etc are evil and basically demons?They must be saints compared to me. I'm denied any form of success or prosperity. Surely I deserve it when its this bad. There must be some awful satan level evil inside my soul for my life to be like this. Any good investments for me?
>>61246103Hell no nobody wants some weird lizard man to curse their bags. find Buddha or something. Dwelling on bad feelings only leads to bad feelings
>>61245424They've been trading at these PE ratios since before the AI craze happened though. In fact, a lot of the mag 7 are currently cheaper than their historic average. Microsoft, Apple and Amazon always traded at a premium, you were almost never able to buy these companies at a sub 30 PE ratio short of buying the bottom of the 2022 crash or the covid crash.
>>61246103Just pray man.
>>61246116>jeet philosophy/smg/ has fallen
Watching the line of my portfolio is like seeing a man in his 90s with severe erectile dysfunction pop a viagra and desperately try to raise his floppy dick into a boner, but it gets stuck as a halfie for hours as he gets desperate and his tension keeps rising until he finally collapses and plummets and dies shamefully, if you catch my drift through this subtly crafted analogy.
>>61246130I have and this is the answer I think. Obviously I'm evil and cursed. If my life was good I bet I'd be doing a lot of bad things, which is why I'm not allowed to live a decent or normal life. It all makes sense now.
when will we see the first 10T marketcap in history lads?My guess is 2028.
>>61245984All you can do now is drop your bags and all in QCOM 2x.
>>612462252028 at the latest. im looking forward to when quadrillions become relevant. For example, the national debt is about to be $100T or $0.1Q.
>>61246225That will be Microsoft or likely Open AI if they IPO next summer.
>>61246250That´s going to be the top sar. Mr Altman will drop his bags on retail.
>>61245067booring
>>61246225NVDA 2027
>>61245071how does peter thiel's dick taste?
>>61245094there is no bubble
>>61245105are you blind?
>>61245106PLTR has a 660+ PEwho cares
>>61245109going to war with VZ is bullish
>>61245169checked
>>61245169rollin'
Strike!
All that AI is gonna fail talk is just the usual "I know it all better than those who invested billions" fear-mongering. As if computer programs were something mystical to interpret
>>61246339It's not so much that it will fail, only that it is extremely overhyped.
>>61245175just wait 2 more weeks bro
>>61245187and then the 3 kings day rally
>>61246341overhyped would be when people were talking about AI as if they just had sex with their AI gf yesterday and am thinking of breaking up with their wife because of chatgptinstead AI is called "slop"
>>61245212
>>61245218good thing they only go up
>>61246350no, overhyped is spending 80%+ of all investment dollars on data centers to generate slop.
>>61245221cuck
>>61245222investing and enjoying life aren't mutually exclusive
>>61245293it's going down (bad)
>>61245373they saw 2022 and said "I want more"
>>61245460>>61245483Both 110 range larpers trying to one up each other on a bhutanese cabbage harvesting forum
>>61245382>bragging about losing money
>>61246356idk how much do they usually diversifyignoring techology out of fear never leads to anything good
>>61246262I will too.
>>61245516Why do you think it's a bubble?SPY/GLD is historically undervalued
Please respond.>>61246028
>>61245550futures are going up actually
>>61245586>>work starts 04:00 amgrim
What are some ETFs I should look at? I chose IVV over VOO because Blackrock supposedly do some shady shit to guarantee they make money, so I kinda liked that and wouldn't mind some more ETFs through them.
>>61245655:)
>>61245742futures are dancing?
>>61245828white women fuck literal dogsthey dgaf about your tounge lmao
>>61245935bitfuck is not in a bull market anymore
>>61246397if anything, it's textured for her pleasure
>>61246402exactlyit's perfect for eating them out
>>61245984this is your last chance to go all in on MSTZ
>>61246028US equities are the only ones that make real money
>>61246406>>61246402Oily and acidic foods sting for hours I dont remember it being this bad when I was younger, not sure if this is something that becomes a problem with age. I usually stick it to the roof of my mouth if I ever need to open up in public/at the dentist
>>61246103you should convert to their religion
Just fucked a tranny I met on hinge. This is a bad omen.
>>61246419don't eat those foods then
>>61246158I don't get it
>>61246414What if the boboniggers are right for once and this bubble is about to burst with the force of a thousand suns?
>>61246419damn you have some self esteem issues. just pretend you are some alpha caveman that can absorb all the nutrients with your tongue (it helps with healthy sperm) while the beta males all wish they had your tongue.
>>61246388JEPI
>>61246428bobos have been singing the same song since 2022why is it different this time?Consider the following:>SPY/GLD is historically undervalued>S&P 500 mcap/M2 is still far off the dot com top
>>61246435Why? I recall something about it having good dividends, but not much else.
>>61246428>What if the boboniggers are right for once and this bubble is about to burst with the force of a thousand suns?*newsflash*: it won't
>>612462252030
>24 PBTID
>>61246339their argument isn't that it's going to fail, is that it's overvaluedbasically, according to bobos:NVDA 2025=CSCO 2020
>>61246436>>61246441If I go into a leveraged nasdaq ETF I'm sure the Cheeto Bandito will tweet that they are launching nukes at Ukraine or something.
>>61246451if he does that just buy the TACO dip
Lately ive been seeing this disgusting fucking creature on the train. Fat, almost completely bald and yet unkempt hair, has the dumbest fucking look on this face, mouth always open like a retard, does the autist leg crossing thing etc. Basically looks like the amerimutt meme. Probably a security guard judging from this work uniform. I saw his phone screen once and of course he was watching anime in public. I realized that out of everyone in our radius, this creature is the one I have the most in common with. Maybe thats why he disgusts me in such a visceral way. Is this why I'm not allowed to prosper? Because I have these evil feelings towards others?I would never harm or even interact with him, but I can't help but see myself as better. I really am just a bad person I think. No redeeming qualities and yet I still see myself as superior to someone else lol. Yeah I deserve to be miserable, thats why it feels so right to be in the red and so wrong when (rarely) I'm up. Any good investments for me?
>>61246387yepdont jack off in school kids
>>61246388IVV and VOO are tracking the same exact thing
>>61246461I realize, I only meant I have IVV and not VOO, despite people always talking about VOO more than IVV for some reason. WIth that in mind, is JEPI still worthwhile?
>>61246460
uhhhhh why is GRRR up 45% in pre????
>>61246463covered call ETFs are almost never worth itwatch this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFIyTqZNkhE
The signs of the bubble are not yet there.The main reason is because Nvidia fuels the bubble and Nvidia has a low PE ratio.It's a super profitable company that's not in a bubble at all.
>>61246450it's so weird to seriously discuss the value of a chart that is just a straight line into the sky
>>61246424how feminine looking was she?
>>61246472NVDA doesn't even have that high of a PE ratio compared to TSLA or PLTR
>>61246475>she
>>61246471i think the worry of a bubble is in the debt market anon
>>61246479would
>>61246448
>>61246455>on the trainstop being poor and buy a car
>>61246471people just see the line going up fast and conclude that it's a bubbleit's a nonsensical line of thinking
>>61246472Nvidia was down 40% ytd in the winter. And it crabbed for like 3 months
I feel like HIMS is either going to go up 40% this week or its going to go down 10%
>>61246516I totally forgot about that crashI guess this is how little I think of other people
>>61246479That's a she. Was she post-op or pre-op?
Would a recession even cause a bear market anymore?
I'm starting to consider to cash out from Nigvidia and AMD (after earnings), it's 50% of my portfolio now, which makes me nervous, and I feel like they are one contract cancellation away from taking a big hit.
>>61246537Pre, she had a tiny Chinese dick and beautiful tits. Of course she doesn't look as good as in the pictures but she still looked pretty good. Freaky too.
>>61246516Because DeepSeek showed you can just copy existing LLMs(AI) for a fraction of the cost putting into question their valuation and spend when you can copy it for a fraction of the price
>37 PBIDholy fuck kill yourself already
>>61246557AI stocks (nvidia, oracle,...) shouldn't be more than 30% of your portfolio
>>61246562It's chinkleaf isn't it?
>Futes
>>61246578porn is freestrippers are not needed
>>61246571the 3rd world clown parade is escaping their containment facility
>>61246571no
>>61246562It's more, cause he's >>61246294>>61246306too until his ID changed to >>61246342
>>61246586bearish for food quality
>>612465868/10 would bang
AAAAH YOU NIGGERS ARE TELLING ME THERE IS A BUBBLE BUT WHY ARE MY PUTS LOOSING VALUE EVERY DAY?? FUCKFUCKFUVKFUK i should have listend to reddit and put everything in an etf fuck you fuck
>>61246617tell me exactly why do you think there is a bubble without mentioning the vibes around the line going up
I have decided to play FIS this week.I know next to nothing about this stock
>>61246567Yeah I know, I also hold googl tsm and amzn too, combined with nvidia and amd its +80% of my portfolio, in my defense it was 45% 20 months ago.And I know by experience that I can't time the market so yeah time to cash out.
Will Rheinmetall ever go up again?
>>61246626rotate half into defensives
>>61246495I have a car I dont really have the energy to drive it anymore. It's easier to just stand and be taken to my hell. Some days I just uber it because it took too long to get out of bed and I dont wanna be late and stuck looking for a job in this shit market.
>>61246586Looks good. A bit of limejuice and a dash of onions and its perfect. Whats the meat? pork chop?
Hmm Im getting pretty exhausted despite my account trending upwards. Anyone here ever go full cash to avoid needing to watch markets so as to avoid holding straight into a 2020/2025 tier dump?>>61246586What is this, looks tasty.
>>61246629depends on wether or not the EU is serious about rearming itself and creating its own defense industry
>>61246634Thats nothing try holding options when they can swing 20% in 5 minutes
>>61246631grim
>>61246634I go full cash after a good run and just wait for the next dip. Im not holding anything more than a few days tops right now, just keeping an eye on my watchlist and jump in when i think line cant possibly go down another day and its been surprsingly efficient
>>6124664220%? I only trade >200x leverage where a wrong 0.5% move wipes me. I just got into a 700x silver long
>>61246620THE VIBES ARE ALL OFF, MAN
>>61246620people confuse bubble (not real) with bull market (real), just like people confuse climate change (not real) and manmade pollution (real)
>>61246633>A bit of limejuice and a dash of onions and its perfect.Agreed>Whats the meat? pork chop?Pork secreto, idk what it's called in english
>>61246620This sounds a bit like Blizzard after Cataclysm.Or Netflix recently.
>>61246634Noodles with pork secreto
>South Korean ETF up another 4.5% todayI'm now up 90% in 6 months. What the fuck is going on? Is it a bubble, or were South Korean stocks just criminally cheap and the market is now realizing this?
>>61246649
>>61246651bubbles can be realI just don't think there is a good case here
>>61246629the ukirane war is old news, rnmbf probably wont blast off anymore.
>>61246657Picture Jensen with South Korean chairmen having a good ol timeImagine cashing out a billion dollars, are you going to put it under your mattress?If Jensen offered you to venture capital with him would you accept?Chapter II: South Korea and the chaebol rule.
>>61246654>"Al drove 16 points of Azure's 34% growth"I'm assuming it's easier to bullshit the numbers this way
>>61246657Take a wild guess lmao
This is the most worrisome chart for AI in the US. US power production is flat. That means AI power consumption is starting to drive up household bills. You can see it. To fix this would require root and branch reform of regulation and hundreds more billions to the buildout. Can be done. But the timeframe isn’t there to avert a major correction. Then you have the revenue Vs capital expenditure situation which is ridiculous.
>>61246675Better go all in buying puts and lose all your money
>>61246675Compute is a tiny fraction of power usage you absolute donkey
>>61246675
>>61246675>worrisomemore like not my problem and thanks for the free AI, burgers
>>61246679If you trade go ahead. I invest. In there circumstances then you diversify. But good luck timing it.
Is there a food like ramen that doesnt petrify your organs?I love that shit so much. You dont have to interact with a single other human being to have a nice warm meal. No groceries every week, no dishes no cooking smell sticking to your clothes etc etc etc. Genuinely if it wasnt metabolic poison it would be the only thing I ever eat.
>>61246682Kek. And if they tank Chinas is free too. Great isn’t it.
What are we thinking about Droneshield (DRH) bros? I bought 1k shares for a small gamble but i think Nato might put a few billions in them over the next few years.Dronewarfare is probably the sad future
>>61246688honestly noall good foods are metabolic poison
>>61246680The grid is regional. Local markets are getting very heated.
>>61246694Hit or Miss. No pun intended.
>>61246680lolwut a single rack consumes more W than an entire apartment building
https://supercarblondie.com/electric-motor-yasa-more-powerful-tesla-mercedes/Extremely bullish. How do I invest?
>>61246708>UK based
>>61246553That graph is kind of caused by AI, but not the way you think. AI doesn't increase the S&P magically, but what happened with AI was that the tech giants found something to waste the 10-15 years of cash they had piled up because there was nothing worth investion trillions of dollars in in the 2010s. So the S&P keeps pumping regardless of job market because there's so much money being spent on AI "infrastructure" by rich companies.t. watched the latest how money works video
>Fed injects $29.4 billion into the banking systemHow much will stocks moon once The Fed starts doing QE again in December? What about Crypto? Buckle in because there's no crash coming we're riding this right to the top ATH on everything
>>61246553Fucktarded chart. No on was being laid off from 2023 chatgpt.
>>61246720Isn't a company's cash pile already priced into the stock itself?dumping that cash on gpus shouldn't change much
I just remembered the government is still closed kekThey should deduct this time from our taxes
>>61246703PalantirPalanshitPslanfake
>>61246741
>>61246746job openings =/= job losses
>>61246758>government closes>literally nothing changesmaybe it should remain closed forever
Gold is massively outperforming equities with a fraction of the inflows
>>61246741Melt up in assets/securities/metals probably. But crash is the paper for workers for sure.
>>61245984Grim. I lost 10k to that bullshit back in 2022 thinking it couldn't go down below a PE of 10. Word of advise, be very careful how Zuckerberg manages his choices. He is a retard that likes to double down on wrong investments and the market doesn't like that.
>>61246764The only thing that should reopen are national parks tbqh
>>61246789I agree
>>61246783He´s a shit CEO, the VR bs is still going on, people just forgot about it because AI became the current thing.
Looks like another blistering green day for literally no reason
>>61246783>He is a retard that likes to double down on wrong investmentswoah he is just like me
Do I short palantir?
>>61246807>>61246815
>>61246702local markets don't matter unless you're investing in those local households (you are not)>>61246706maybe, but there are multiple buildings per server rack in the countryI'm willing to call it 5x more roughlytransportation and industrial together probably 15x more than compute
Iren mooning sirs.
>>61246774Man I really should think about bonds if we're going back to the 70s.
>>61246807I would say the fed quietly injecting billions to ease concerns about subprime auto loans is a reason for markets to be green no matter what happens you will always be bailed out by the fed
>>61246807>no reasongoing up is literally the default state of the equity marketif anything line going down is the only thing that needs justification
>>612468151000 PE EOY
Is there literally anything to buy that isn't ATH? I'm going to fucking FOMO AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>61246833debt to gdp in the 70s is wildly differentit's not the same situation at all
>>61246807>t. bobo rekt in anus
>>61246841MSTR
Ok fine I'll buy palantir and ride the earnings hype wave, probably sell tomorrow or in 2 days
>IRENYooooo
>>61246841Today's ATH is tomorrow's bargain the market isn't going to crash QE will restart in December get in early
Ah shit reading all that bear stuff I accidentally bought stocks without really thinking about it is that weird?
>>61246853>meta
>>61246860you need to watch more bearslop
one more time then i'm not saying it againearnings don't matter. the fed doesn't matter. trade deals don't matter. fundamentals don't matter. war doesn't matter. it's the 401ks retards, as long as they keep getting paid into more of the float of a highly concentrated index is going to be consumed thereby requiring less flows into the market to make it go up bigly. this works to the downside too by the way but people are still paying into them. once marginal net flows flip negative it's going to be a flash crash, except it literally won't stop crashing. as long as they remain positive we're going bigly up. people don't have gold and bitcoin in there, that's why they're rolling over. that's why earnings moves are insanely ineffecient. now shut the absolute fuck up about the debasement trade, it's not happening yet you fucking niggers. i literally learned this watching youtube interviews (mike green, fleckenstein) fucks sake.>>61246851>>61246838>bro the fed makes stocks go up with rate cuts & QE! uberbullish!this always happens super late cycle>>61246853same mechanical vol selling going on as in '17/'18 but the upside vol has been underpriced as of a couple weeks ago so we're getting vix up market up. likely continues>>61246860BACK
Don't get your hopes up bobosNovember is a very bullish month for stocks
>>61246864I have my minions narrating that stuff back to me in short little poems and pictures
Meta is cooked all the hedge funds sold it off. Looks like there won't be any bounce back to 700 anytime soon
>>61246878
today i broke through $11k+ for the first timethank you anons for your continued advice and support on this matter
>>61246897you're welcome fren
>AI is a bubble! They say for the 100th time as AI AI stocks continue to go upMeanwhile, AI songs are now hitting the top 100 Billboards, AI videos are replacing TikTok, Amazon and big tech companies are starting mass layoffs due to AI as you would expect if AI is in fact getting better at replacing people.How much value is there in AI if it takes over the world's entertainment markets?
HOLY SHIT I JUST REMEMBERED I HAD A DREAM THAT COPPER WAS UP LIKE +13% LAST NIGHT
>>61246904The most expensive part of any industry are wagies so getting rid of them would make companies obscenely profitable
>>61246905poor you
>nearly a quarter of new yorkers work in healthcareis this really true?the city doesn't give off that vibe
>>61245424Don't look at it, close your eyes
>>61246930So we're getting out when S&P at 7k2?
>>61246930We will go a lot higher
Ive done the math and according my caclulation the fair value of SP500 is about 3400.
>>61246939post the math
>US allows Microsoft to ship NVIDIA AI chips to use in UAE - FT
>>612469416800 / 2
>>61246943and where does the "/2" come from?
>>61246932Records are meant to be broken, we'll definitely go to 7000 that's for sure, just because algomeme and nice round numbers (it's only 2.5% away anyway, just a good day. Let's say Nvidia invest in Texas instruments calculator memes or some shit). Then 7400-7500+ is definitely possible with one more dose of euphoria. I don't believe we'll reach 8000 in this cycle.>>61246937Anon, those infinity peaks happen when it's crashing already, it distorts everything and numbers don't mean anything anymore, this is precisely why you don't use a shit instant indicator like the PE but you use the CAPE/Shiller PE instead as it smooths away the retardation. Meaning it's even worse than you think.
>China seeking to buy American wheat for the first time in a year.
>>61246947fair enough
That YUMMY KVUE pump
>>61246947>I don't believe we'll reach 8000 in this cycle.Bro, you will regret your words & deeds. You are not being cautious, you're being one of them bears
i fucking knew KVUE would be a good idea
>>61246919According to the NY Labor Department its 1 067 000 employeeshttps://dol.ny.gov/labor-statistics-new-york-city-region
How low can META slump? I'm thinking it's got at least a -5% potential in there
Feels like this whole market is about to implode. When do I short?
>>61246968Nvidia is everything. If that collapses or reaches territory the others will not survive.
>>61246964jesus
>>61246968when pic related stops
>>61246976>>61246976
>>61246965It's a tech company below 30 PEit's near the bottom
>>61246954>>61246960
>>61246841I thought that would be bitchud but I thought wrong I guess
>>61246975AMD gave OpenAI the shares at a cost of 1c each btw
>>61246965They need to announce some good news or its going way lower
>>61245935What will the market cap of this be when Bitcoin hits the top. Is CAN also a good play?
KEK 30y YIELDKEK TMF
>>61247093Brutal
>>61246968After the Open AI IPO
>>61246968Youre right. Short sqqq
>>61247093I boughted puts so of course it will pump
WHY IS CRYPTO GOING DOWN.EVERYONE KNOWS CRYPTO IS BETTER THAN STOCKS SO STOCKS ARE GONIG TO GO DOWN TOO
