neverending ai bull market edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61245059
>>61246976I claim the girl on the right
>>61246976First for niggers tongue my anus
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/03/kimberly-clark-to-acquire-kenvue.htmlKVUE dipbuyers stay winning
My UNH AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>61246987>I claim the girl on the rightGrown man btw
>>61246976>me with the red and black shirt.
>>61246976What's the kid staring at? :O
Alright fellas what are we buying for a 3x this week?
>>61247029Maybe MAG7:LSE, it's 5x leveraged.
>>61246976>me in the red shirt
It don’t mattaNone a this mattas
Man... Palantir is going to blow up to +250.That earnings gonna be huge with all the israeli shanenigans.
If the market explodes upwards everyday, then everyone can just quit their jobs and enjoy their free daily money. The economy has been solved. Except for bears I guess, they can keep working
>>61247090nah the day you quit your job to start cashing out is when a decade long bear market will begin
Repost:KEK 30y yieldKEK TMF
>>61247029All in on 3x leveraged STUD BULL etfs.
>>61247076Priced in six million times
Top 10 Reason to Buy [Author's Bags] Like There's No Tomorrow
I predict that today, the market will go up and I will make money.
tlt bros why are we getting rugged???
>>61247154Because of TOO LATE TOWELL
>NDX +0,81%>SPX +0,46%Basically Tech is carrying again
I swear to fuck, I have 2 weeks before I need to sell at an enormous 20% loss. If my shit does not bounce in 2 weeks, Im literally gonna commit a crime. A violent one. Id probably punch an old person. Its their fault anyway. They deserve it.
>>61247165If the s&p was equal weighted its only up 1% year to date. Nvidia and Microsoft alone are like 20% of the s&p
>>61247169Your losses are the fault of yourself and no one else
>>61247171Imagine holding an index fund on either of those rather than holding directly. At the very least Microsoft will continue grinding upwards.
>>61247183Youre just saying that because youre an old person at risk of being punched.
hydrograph technology is over 3 bux
WKEY, SNDX and SLS look like good plays to me, anyone want to talk me out of it?
What happens to META today?
>>61247188Worse, I’m in the same boat as you with my losses…
>phiofuck the eternal question of buy now or see what happens at openlooks like it's losing steam
>>61247169What are you holding retard?
>>61247205Your moms dick
I own dividend-paying stocks
niggermeatbros…
of course everything is up except for IWM. this thing is utter trash.
What's stopping you from leveraging an etf?
>>61247212you SLUT
>>61247221Which ETF? 3x Nasdaq? Lol
>>61247212Great if you've already made it and want to maintain wealth with a payout. Horrible if you want to build wealth, since that money could do better work in stocks focusing on value growth
Americans, I am trying to work out the mid-terms risk to global trade but I see the date for this is commonly cited as Tue, 7 Apr–Tue, 3 Nov 2026. But it seems the elections all take place in November.Do we expect a break in the trade truce closer to November to act tough on China?
>>61247203What are you down on? I doubled down and then the shit dropped a further 10%. I literally gave myself rules to never double down on a loser, and I break my own rules anyway. Never trade drunk.
>>61247221I prefer to keep my shirt on my back
>>61247198>WKEYBeing shilled on Youtube.>>61247199They get beta’d. They will literally crab ir keep dipping until they announce some kind of entry into “AI and Quantum Computing”. Literally WTF do they even do besides provide a platform for people to sell their junk locally and giving the savvy granny a place to post pictures of her meals while on a cruise ship?Also, Netflix is doing a 10:1 forward split.
>>61247226there is that hilarious irony in that dividend etfs are better at catching factor exposure than actual value etfs
>+4.5% in premarket
>>61247246what is news?
LMAO they are doing it again and again and again>$AMZN $NVDA | Amazon, OpenAI Ink $38 Bln Deal To Supply NVDIA Chips
wheres the smiggers GRRR jeet
oh, another fake and gay openai scam
>>61247256That just sounds like a normal supply deal compared to that $100 billion circlejerk they did.
Why mstr still dumping?
>>61247267because it's a shitty company with no product
>>61247263>OpenAI Signs $38 Billion Cloud Computing Deal With AmazonAfter signing agreements to use computing power from Nvidia, AMD and Oracle, OpenAI is partnering with the world’s largest cloud computing company.no
>>61247256not supply, but use nvidia chips from AWSvery important differencehttps://openai.com/index/aws-and-openai-partnership/
>>61247280The headline is dogshit, maybe they used AI for it.
>>61247258HE FELL FOR IT
who the fuck cares its the same few companies passing around the same money in a circle, eating each others shit and then shitting out that shit for the next company to then eat and shit out for the next shit eating company
>>61247246>>61247253>>61247256Thank you googly-eyed manlette. I never doubted you.
>>61247240Hml is higher on the top one retard
>>61247284>The multi-year, strategic partnership empowers OpenAI with immediate and increasing access to AWS’s world-class infrastructure for their advanced AI workloads.>AWS to provide OpenAI with Amazon EC2 UltraServers, featuring hundreds of thousands of chips, and the ability to scale to tens of millions of CPUs for its advanced generative AI workloads.>Representing a $38B commitment, OpenAI will rapidly expand compute capacity while benefitting from the price, performance, scale, and security of AWS.
>>61247230FUCK.1. USMCA will be reviewed by all 3 countries on July 1st 2026. A full-blown trade renegotiation in the middle of the mid-terms where the US will absolutely chimp out to Canada and Mexico.2. The EU's Carbon Border Adjustment Mechanism (CBAM) will start to implement a carbon tariff in 2026 creating a new trade war risk.3. Key components of the US-China trade truce will expire in November meaning the chest-thumping in the primaries will be dominated by candidates trying to out-hawk each other.Separate from the new truce with China, the US is still in the process of implementing tariffs that were decided during the major Section 301 review in May 2024. Several of these tariffs are scheduled to go into effect in 2026. These "landmines" are already on the calendar and include significant tariff increases (to 25%) on:- Lithium-ion (non-EV) batteries- Permanent magnets- Natural graphite-Medical gloves (kek but a lot of perverts exist in trading)China is almost certain to retaliate against these new 2026 tariffs, which will break the truce even before it expires.
the only stock acting rationally in the mag7 right now is microsoft
ai won chuds, simple as
>>61247292So what you’re saying is you don’t hold any of those companies? Got it. But it’s not too late; better late than never.
>>61247308im all cash, sold a few months ago, fine with my gains and waiting until the mood sours on ai and i can reinvest at better prices
>>61247270It has a huge bitcoin reserve. How can you be so ignorant to the facts?
>>61247292Meanwhile you sit on the sidelines, seething, instead of joining the clown show and making some money
META management is dogshit but how tf does it have nearly the same valuation as Tesla. Fucking retarded market.
>>61247313if you havent sold, you havent made anythingim warren buffet, you are a bynd baggie
>>61247315Meta is a better company than tesla. But they said they will increase spending by a lot which means the next few quarters won't be great. Which means hedge funds are selling it
>>61247296There is a really good paper explaining how the value factor is best captured when also paired with quality i.e. the other factors outside size and value>https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0304405X18301326>"Size matters, if you control your junk"
>>61247321By increasing spending it means they'll hire people right?
>>61246976Autistic Freddie Jr knows what’s best in life.
>>61247302Word up Brother.>>61247311I was about 70k in cash in September but I didn’t want to miss out when I saw there was no real Septembear pull back. Now that is more like 6k cash. What will be your plays?
>another amazon pumpfeels good man
>>61247333No they are hiring clankers
Telecom companies just keep going down.
Why the FUCK is every goddamn site so broken right now? Yahoo Finance isn't showing me up to date prices, my Schwab account isn't showing me up to date prices, etc.
>>61247193hope that one anon thay fomo'd his family's savings didnt sell
>>61247343>>61247352AWS problemo’s muh nukka.
>>61247352Yahoo finance had been slow for the past week. New jeetcoded layout is a catastrophe, no wonder it stopped working altogether
>>61247343Feels good buying AMZN last week.
AI is a bubble, Oracle, Nvidia, and OpenAI all investing in each other and the actual ROI turns out way lower than expected
>>61247321Meta has no actual products, just boomerbook and instathot, their VR division is a total failurei don't even like TSLA that much, its overpriced dogshit, but META is recycled twice removed dog shit. replace it with oracle on the MAG7
>>61247373it's not the bubbleit's the needle
>Some of America's largest companies are being boosted by a nonprofit with $13 billion in revenue but $1 trillion in pledged spending
>>61247377Meta is a terribly run company. If things aren’t fixed, I don’t see it existing in 10 years.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
Futures: PumpingCrypto: dumpingits gonna be a good day
>>61247385braised
>>61247385Oh you guys changes clocks too now. fuck me I can never get this rightbased
>>61247385
>>61247385Based
PLTRsisters!!!!!!!
>>61247114im heavy into SOXL. what else we got thats 3x and not near an ATH?
>>61247385LETS FUCKING GO!!!
And the green, it’s gone.It’s over.
>>61247341im willing to wait a couple years, im not dependent on stock market gains, i think theres too much downside risk
>>61247385But the market just closed
IWM with another death candle to open the day. I FUCKING HATE THIS PIECE OF SHIT
Why is NVIDIAs PE ratio increasing?It's almost 60 now. It used to be 15.
>>61247397Be straight with me, is PLTR going to pump or sump after the Q3 earnings? Every analyst suggestion I see puts them as greatly overvalued and expects them to drop down to 150-170
I hate shitvida troons so much
>>61247413I have no idea. I do know that I got in at $17 a share though
Is anyone else making money but still mad at how fake and gay this clown market is?
https://youtu.be/1ZVArXuN3Bs?si=qVzCNPgfhcNkruSM
>>61247409you do realize everything that isnt mag7 has been selling off lately to continue to prop up said mag7 rightthey are going to sell everything to keep tech up, even crypto, and you can bet the small cap bear market isnt over
>>61247378yep. it's the rest of the economy that people should worry about. think it will be fine, as long as there's no hiccups in ai, things will spill over to the consumer and other sectors eventually.>>61247327morning babe. hope you're well. sending my love.
>>612474319% dividend yield with ARE is super comfy
>>61247398TQQQ
>>61247416Jealousy makes you ugly. If you cant beat em, just join em. You should know by now the number is just going to keep going up.
AHEM…my Boomer/Doomer account just passed the 400k faggot club. I’d like to personally thank AMZN and MSFT for one-uping each other on cloud hosting and government contracts.
>>61247439not buying before the iminent 50% crash
UUUU puts for today, calls tomorrow
KEK FAKEMEAT BAGGIEEEEES
>>61247436glad you're cozy. i'm on edge watching prices and worrying. but i'm having a really good year and trading well.
henlo mister jeromethe line is going down nowdo emergency rate cutsplease immediatelythank u mister jerome
>Tesla from green to gweenlolalso when do we sell HGraf bros?i am 50% up
Oh whatever dude I guess I’m just a fucking idiot then and suppose to know bitcoin miners would all become data centers and get stupid rich and basically I’m a fagoot who missed out on everything. I thought CIFR mining was rare earths for some reason even if it’s “cipher” I’m such a moron man I just want some stock that goes up dameAt least I didn’t get beyond meat
>>61247444>rugged out even from their catalyst eventThis shit is going to get delisted before EoY. Get out while you can, baggies.
AAAAAAAA this is it this is the big one
>>61247454>At least I didn’t get beyond meatSo I tell myself as an MSTR baggie
>>61247442>>$140>"its gonna crash!">>$160>"its gonna crash!">>$180>"any day now! Buy puts!!">>$200 (you are here)>"crash imminent!"Just accept it, bobo. Youre always wrong. Youre never right. Just put your money in the money duplicator or put the fries in the bag, your choice.
looks like this latest fake and gay openai deal is the straw that finally broke the markets backgenerational top is in, buy puts
>>61247460lol are you me?i am so glad i didnt fall for beyond but i am a huge HUGEEEE mstr baggieso much it ruines my whole protfoloi am up 20% ytd but i would be 60% if it wasnt for that piece of shit
>10 years ago Exxon was the 2nd most valuable company>now it's worth less than Palantir, a software company with 1% of its revenue
>>61247267anon is holding it >>61247258dudes been missing the last two weeks
>>61247464it crashed 43% in april are you dumb or blind?also keep your bobo mumu shit to yourself retardi am not 10 that needs to project into mascots
>>61247212>>61247226>tfw six figure hellI could go into dividends and not think about it, it's enough, but also not enough. I've resigned myself to day trading.
Why Is UUUU dumping?
>>61247469why arent you shorting pltr as hard as possible then
>>61247476that crash literally doesn't count
I wish this gay market would dump for good so that I could start accumulating from the bottom -_-
Bulls got rugged KEK KKEKEKE
Hey, MUMU! Everybody's here. There's BOBO. HEDGIE. Good to see you, JANNY.You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.
>>61247476Everything crashed in april you retarded monkey faggot.
>>61247420well even my REITs are printing (albeit a LOT slower then tech) after that absolute dump from early this year. eventually I gotta cash out the growth stocks but I'll probably never get rid of muh REITs
>>61247488>already V'ing
>my reit that was 9% this morning is now at 9.5%
>>61247483>that crash literally doesn't count
>>61247438>not at ATHwords have meaning anon
My TSMC doing a lil something.
>>61247490>NOOOOO WE CAN ONLY CRASH ONCE A YEAR AAAAAAAAsee you crying in a few week while i will laugh at your stupid tranny losing your money lmao
>>61247491If you want check out ARE. 9% yield because everyone freaked out its occupancy is 90% and the FFO was flat this year. But it's debt to assets are barely 36.4% and it's payout ratio is only 57%
>>61247495It doesnt, because it had nothing to do with fundamentals. Youre clearly just arguing to argue, like some dumb leftist kike. I bet youre wearing a "white dudes for kamala" shirt right now.
Thats honestly impressive. This piece of shit TMF went up the second I hit buy on these puts. What the fuck did I tell you about my negative make it ability
>>61247502Lol you are so mad because you know youre wrong and stupid. Kill yourself, honestly. Retards like you are so fucking useless.
>its a fag7 pump episode
Why two days in a row do futures want to rip but the index instantly takes a big shit at open?
>>61247484takes a couple years to reach the bottom when it all starts so
>>61247442only way this happens is if China threatens to invade Taiwan.
just got back from the grocery store. the guy stacking shelves was telling his co-worker another 1929 is coming.
its so fucking over for niggermeat
>>61247519
>>61247515Re-read what you posted. Your answer is within.
>>61247518God I hope that happens
>>61247512>you are mad!>KILL YOURSELF RETARD zero arguments lol you imbecile monkey with single digit IQI am impressed you manged to find out how to buy stocks with your degenerate brain stubhuman shit eating tranny
>Sales crater>Worst quarter ever>Next quarter guaranteed to be even worse>Stock at ATH, up 90% YoYHoly shit TSLA lolThat's going to end well
>About to buy META intraday bottom>Accidentally hit cancel instead of buy
>>61247523I mean its not like its secret knowledge that 95% of all AI projects are unprofitable
>>61247521BYND? Did anyone seriously think that was an organic pump? That was manufactured hype so investors could get some exit liquidity. BYND was always a scam.
>>61247506>fundamentalslol that the reason you retards keep losing moneyyour fundamentals is one tweet from orange nigger into a crash lmao
rugged hard by USARgonna rope myself
>>61247513Why do you hate making money anon?
>>61247467you're not me. only I'M me
why line go up
>>61247533I'll be honest I feel like there is a better chance that reddit is just retarded than there was a manufactured pump
>>61247545Semitic magic.
>>61247528Yes, kill yourself. I dont need to argue with a knuckledragging retarded niggermonkey, what would be the point? I dont care to educate you, as if you could actually learn in the first place. You obviously know more than everyone anyway, so why dont you go take your millions and retire? Oh thats right, because youre a broke ass dipshit that doesnt know what the fuck hes talking about. You are so obviously mad and salty that youre always wrong and so youre lashing out, like a child. Jump off a bridge, retard.
>tfw bagholding $aireI only put in 600 bucks but still, sucks.
>TESLA ooooooooo
>>61247500Where are her tits
You can pinpoint the exact moment I bought puts Incredible
>>61247560>3% away from ATHcan we make it today?
>>61247530I wish I could remove just the Tesla stock from my ETFsI don't want to be one of the retards who will inevitably get rugged
>>61247538Dude me too bro jesus
>>61247552based monke.
>>61247575>doubting elon ngmi
>>61247552>yo ling ling think fast
>>61247552>the guys laughing in the background
std antimoney and usaarjeet hand in hand ruggin
RICKbros, how we holding up?
I think I’m just bad at investing
>>61247451This company is the Walter White of graphene and you want to sell for a 50% profit?
>>61247575Tesla is the stock that finally got me to move away from the total market and go to factor exposure. It's an unprofitable business with a triple digit PE ratio on the hope it'll magically create a new paradigm and be successful I'd rather invest in companies that, you know, make profit
>/pol/ slang increasing in /smg/ threadsTime to cash out a bit more. Those tards are the ultimate bagholders
>>61247327I'm aware of that that's why I hold avantis and dimensional value funds not the vanguard stuff. VG only advertises value, schd has lower value loading. Not appropriate to compare
>>61247601They’re the ultimate losers. Jew this Jew that. It’s so boring.
>>61247601what's the pol slang? ive genuinely never been so idk
KIKE
>>61247575I feel sorry for the poor dudes who have a pension linked to TSLA
>>61247601/pol/ literally does not investthey are convinced everything that isn't gold or silver is a jewish scamYes, that GOLD and SILVER of all things are the "non jewish" investments >>61247603Outstandingly based to be honest. I'll probably have my future kids hold that. I just want more data for their investments
>Sp500 -0,2% what will be done about this??
umm siirss...the vix...
>>61247608Crazy to think racetracks on mars are already priced in and we’ll probably never get there
QURE bros... what the fuck
>>61247612>Sp500 -0,2%>-0,2%>0,2>,
>>61247618>that 3m chartbeautiful rug
Whole lot of pajeets in my thread this Monday morning.
>>61247009Jokes on you, i already got her number at recess
>>61247610Check out AVGV; hopefully dimensional launches an equivalent soon. If I had to stick to one fund it'd be that
I have to believe that GPUS will get some crazy breakout someday, it just takes even a third rate AI company to make a deal with them for data centers it’s a 40 cent stock, any little thing is a 500%.
>>61247638pajeets make up like a third of the planet's population
>>61247478All boomer rock/mineral stocks are shitting the bed for a week now.>>61247521Holy kek. I just checked. Tranny’s over at that ‘other’ website are likely killing themselves. I have a reminder set near the ATL. Guaranteed there is going to be a Part 2 - Plebbit Boogaloo to run up the price.>>61247538Thanks for holding my bags anon. I sold +84%.
>>61247642You are 100% right and I probably SHOULD move into that but I am waiting a bit because autism
spy chart (30m/1hr candles) looks terrible is the bubble popping?
so how come GRRR hasn't recovered at all, is it a scam after all?
>>61247638ask any poster to curse vishnu and youll have your anwseralso dont buy GAMB and tell others not to buy it, thatll get those jeets screeching
>>61247550They use all social media sites for their schemes. And reddit is one of their best customers. Remember GME? Bed bath and beyond? Those retards will pump anything.
Many years ago I did much comparative research between Nvidia and AMD, well before the Nvidia bullrun. I've missed the AMD pump to date for some stupid reason, but is there any reason not to buy now before earnings and the next leg up? I mean that simply cannot be predicting massive growth to keep this going, right?
>spx>+.02>mag 7>+7Fake and gay.
>>61247672>GAMB mentionedIts a good company sar.
>>61247642I've been curious about AVSG (LSE version) but not quite sold on it yet
>>61247678Mag7 are americas store of value now. They literally arent allowed to go down
>>61246976>>61246976Look at the clam on the girl to the right!
>>61247600you put too much stock in "fundamentals." sometimes you just have to believe a story. a girl told me to buy tesla back in 2012, i laughed i her face, thought i knew better. to be fair '01 and '08 were still fresh in the mind and i had never bought a stock before. but babe it's not dumb money moving prices, it's the big wallet, they know more than us, and they have a plan for tesla. it's a little much to own outright even for me, but i buy funds that have exposure, nvidia and tsla are my 2 biggest passive holdings and it has really helped. you gotta have a little trust, and a little less certainty that you know everything.
Do I just liquidate it all and wait for the crash?
Down to my last 30 bucks. Going to have to crawl back again like I did last month until I lost it all on Friday.
>>61247705Depends how heavy your bag is rn I guess
HGRAF haters, what's the new cope today?
Why do you guys focus so much on later on instead of enjoying your life now? Get that nice car, maybe you can get the nicer house, travel. Why are all of you misers that just care about numbah go up, live a little.
Im gonna do it bros...Im gonna PLTR 2x (PTIR) and AMD 2x (AMDL) for earnings...
>>61247713Did you know most lottery winners go broke in a few years? It's because they have this mindset.For some of us, number go up is its own pleasure.
>>61247638sir i am white sir
>>61247716I only "invest" in stocks. Then I put some change into 5X on companies with earnings that same day, straight up gambling.
>>61247713nintendo is healing
>>61247686Someone needs to give me a section 1256 index fund for them then so I can play it in a taxable account.>>61247716Just buy verticals if you want to gamble.
>>61247713I do, I'm not interested in buying a house, I spend my gains on vapes and dates
>>61247708Brutal. im up $120k since April
>>61247683Avgv bends small, enough for me. We don't have the global small in the US yet unfortunately. I have a little dfscx in my 401k
>>61247713I just watched the CSM movie and it was pretty fucking good>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmZD-TU96q4>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPLqsLsooJY
>vix going up >10 year cratering >gold rising >line wrong color is this....the big one?
>>61247682NO BLOODY MADARCHOD WHERE IS INDIAN REPRESENT IN BOARD IT ALL WHITE MEN NO SARR BETTER BUY GRRR VERY INDIAN SUCCESSGRRR SHOOT UP TO MOON LIKE INDIA SPACE SUPER METHANE HOLY COW DUNG ROCKET 2032 YOU SEENEVER TALK ABOUT GAMB AGAIN YOU BLOODY FUCKING BENCHOD BITCH BASTERD
>>61247751I see a pattern and I’m just going to scalp bit by bit. A little bummed, but w.e.
>>61247705>Do I just liquidate it all and wait for the crash?I am a 30yr oldfag who just got liquidated on wild. should have bought zec or lock instead. am i gonna make it?
SIRS THE VIX
>2 yr yield
>>6124775810% correction incomingopenai deals were scam pumps so the jews could get every cent possible out of baggies
>>61247708stop shorting retard
>>61247767you're supposed to get titled when anons post silly bait like that, follow the script please
which one of the fag7 would you guys invest in right now if any at all? actually scratch that what the fuck am i supposed to invest in right now i need to rotate out one of my shit stocks
>>61247531Universe trying to save me from myself. I'm down 1% now. It's fucking over.
>>61247713nintendo went to shit not much longer after thatpoor iwata, the stress of the failure regarding the Wii U probably didn't help
WTF
My Bitch coins are going down sirs.
IF THE MARKET DOESNT PUT IN A DAILY BOTTOM RIGHT NOW ITS GOING TO CRASH 10% OVER THE NEXT WEEK
>>61247753>>61247683I'm actually really annoyed they don't offer a global small cap value for US investors. They just have a global value and individual etf's for US small cap value and international small cap value
market opens> +$5,0001 hour later> -$2,000so this is the power of the bull market
Why the fuck is the nikkei closed? did a second plane hit?
https://apnews.com/article/kimberly-clark-kenvue-tylenol-98d5fd39c12b25524e3188da2e840436>Kenvue shareholders will receive $3.50 per share in cash and 0.14625 Kimberly-Clark shares for each Kenvue share held at closing. That amounts to $21.01 per share, based on the closing price of Kimberly-Clark shares on Friday.
For those who seek value and want to buy low, here is GIS. I just bought 100 shares. Historically largest draw down was 58% in the 70s. P/E ratio 8.69 5.30% div yield.
shitpee500 sharted 50 points
SPY BTC GOLD all perfectly correlatedWhat are the implications of the entire concept of money breaking down? >might makes right
WTF is going on
>>61247858It's starting to look like smart money won't stay anywhere long. Like it can't decide what are actually good buys
WTF I TOUGHT WE ARE PUMPING AAAAHHHHHH
THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPENNOT TODAYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHY IS IT REDEEMING
>>61247600because you have single digit iq
>
>>61247858sell everything to buy more ai
>>61247575>has ETFsactual LMAObut seriously if it bothers you so much just take a short position in TSLA
>>61247804you know what nevermind this is why i havent been touching the american market recently
What the hell is this nosedive?
>>61247845im honestly surprised this happened but kvue isnt going to 21, congrats on a quick 20% if you bought the absolute bottom, condolences to everyone else, enjoy your dead money
holy shit small caps is getting rugged
unh going to 0 as we speak. they literally and unironically declared bankruptcy just now. what is going on, chat?
>>61247904they need to pull every dollar they can to shove into mag7 to fight the end of the bubbledont be surprised if iwm and crypto all go to zero to do this
>everything dumping>tesla pumpinghe
>>61247398MAG7.LSE holds the mag7 and is leveraged at 5x.
All roads lead to NVIDIA. Time to give up.
>>61247905what are you talking about
Chainlink fan here coming in peace- Nothing but respect
>>61247893>just take a short position in TSLAdoesn't work, it could keep going up for years and years for all I know, I like gambling but not gambling like that
MR POWELL YOU BLOODY FUCKING! YOU ARE THE FUCKING!
>>61247788Damn you mean I'm going to go so the way back to last month?
>>61247413Don't forget that companies can trudge through being overvalued until they're fairly valued.
>bought one share of DUOL at 268>it keeps going down>entire folio going down>crypto, mstr, other garbage shilled by /smg/ and /biz/Lump summing Nvidia a year ago would have been more effective.
FEEL ME COMING, FEEL THE TREMOR, HEAR THE THUNDEROF YOUR HEART POUNDYOU’RE SURROUNDED, NO WAY UP TO, NO WAY OVERTO THE HIGHER GROUND
>>61247893What’s wrong with ETFs? It’s easy money
>>61247905rugging all the kids who followed buffett into the trade>>61247804VT (total world) is like 16 PE~ if you remove AI stocks from it, decent value
>>61246992KVUE was shilled here when it was 18 bucks and I for once did not buy for the "potential meme squeeze".
V-deployed!
>>61247953if you like an etf, buy the components and take out the middle manits fine if you are below are certain net worth but 7 figures plus and those percentage fees are sizable
>>61247954>VTI have a big cash base already. Will probably just start my dollar cost averooging into this. Gotta hedge that the crash never happens.
>>61247933Check the TSLA weighting in your ETFs and short an equal amount to have a neutral position
I had buys for USAR at 38, 36 and 32. Then I was 10 bucks up and realized I should probably sell and buy at 20 bucks. Robinhood didn't place my limit sell order 3 weeks ago. It is now 17 bucks. Also still holding LAR, since I went back to sleep instead of selling the next day when it was at 5.60 in the early markets.
>>61247973>shorting yourself
-0,02%
>>61247845Amusingly no one posted any kind of insider info over the weekend so I guess smg is well and truly dead.
>>61246976I'm so sick of the economy under this stupid ass old man. Every fucking week its up and down. Just looking at the market for a month has caused all faith I had in the stupid ass to go out of the window. He has zero control over his cabinet nor the government in general.
>>61247792I don’t get mad. I love life and I love /smg/
>>61247924i will never accept shitvidia
>>61247981...have you never heard of hedging?
>>61247954i was invested into VIDY.TO which is an ex-north american dividend fund, I held it when it was going up the past few months but I sold it like a retard, I should buy back in and keep it for good this time
>>61247954PE ratios>VOO - 23>VTI - 22>VT - 19>AVGE - 15>AVGV - 12.5>AVUV - 11>AVDV - 10Which way white man
>>61247995Respectable desu. I haven't bought it eiher
Dump eet
Are we really going to crab (less than 0.5% move) today? Haven't had a crab day in a while, it feels nostalgic
>>61247981its literally 2% of the spy, sure you can individually buy 98% of the other holdings if you have the time lol
>had a chance to get out>set the sell too high for the pump>failed>now it's down 500 bucks again
>>61247996No im not a hedge fund
My favorite part is that there's almost no volume on the red candles compared to the green. Like it's just bots selling off. But it just keeps bleeding forever and every giga bounce gets sold down.
>>61247998cheap for a reason babe... growth is a fundamental as well and that can't be captured in snapshot valuations, you have to project, you have to imagine the future and what it's going to be like. i'm gonna get back into bed. i'm thinking of you and hoping for happy days together, think it would make a great growth story. investing more into it.
>>61247946>DUOLHow stupid do you have to be? The platform is haemorrhaging users and locked itself into a death spiral trying to get users to pay for the overpriced premium model when nobody thinks its a premium use-case.Don't just buy anything someone shills on here. Look at it first.
>>61247451Maybe after the listing on the stock exchange in the USA.
What do we think is going to happen with UUUU earnings today? im very tempted to slurp this as its going back down right now.
>>61248030>revealing liquidity in a downtrending market shold've taken the market order when the market offered you a way out bud
>>61248045I bought it because it has earnings and it has pumped 3/4 of the last earnings reports.
>>61246976b-beyond marines, are you ok?
Not a word from the BYND baggies today hehe
>>61247237>wkeyHoly fuck I’m glad I listened anon -16% from where I almost bought in this morning thank you
>>61248054I also have one share of UUUU. It's funny cuz I made like 50 bucks on UUUU 2 weeks ago when it was bouncing up and down. But that was 50 shares.
I'm going all in with my last 2k on hims $51 calls
>>61248070>I bought on past performance
I've gotten fucked on every single trade I've made today. I'll tell you what this is, this is a conspiracy.
Bear trap gang?
>>61248103Same
>SPY down 0.01%BLACK MONDAY SELL EVERYTHING
>>61247504>ARE>Alexandria Real Estate Equities, Inc. is a real estate investment trust based in Pasadena, California. That explains it...
>>61248054Idk man DJ Donny T was Truthing about nukes a while back and it looks like a war is on the horizon. One would think that would be bullish but who knows these days.
>>61248117Mag7 are distorting how bad it actually is and at the same time confirming how nigger gay fake this market is
>>61248017these deals dont even make sense when you think about itthe first few waves of chips they buy will be obsolete before the datacenters are built, sure nvidia wins but all the money invested is a big loss for all of these companies?
>>61248102Yes unironically. All you have to do is look at the retard pumps on shit like Reddit and Google on earnings. Also there is one anon who bought 14000 dollars of calls and is 7000 down on it.
>>61248157Its kind of cliche now because it made the rounds on YouTube but I genuinely do think that the circular accounting thing they've been up to is going to crash the fuxk out of the market at some point in Q2/26.
>>61248103>>61248116I would have but am still trying to work out some rule set to follow for day trading. But the one I identified as bull endued up dumping and the bearish one ended up pumping. Make it make sense.I actually think it would be easier to identify short opportunities than long opportunities. There's some real shit that pumps and you know it's not going to hold (not sure if you can even borrow the shares to short though as I haven't tried).eg.>THAR
>>61248157That's why they all announce it, so that investors pay it for them.
>>61248189I had a free win shorting IREN on openbut I didn't pull the trigger fuck me
WHY IS EVERYTHING DROPPING!!!!!I THOUGHT DEALS AND WAR WERE UP!!!!FUCK!
>>61248216were just cooling off before the next rally, just buy the s&p with every dollar you have, lambo soon fren
Anyone who holds option is just getting wrecked today
>>61248197Nice I've never shorted so it's scary even though I know it's basically the same. Definitely it's a day traders game I'd never short something long term.
>>61248090You think they'll print?
>>61247986NO, FAGGOT, IT'S ANYTHING YOU TOUCH DIES. GOOD NEWS? DROPS. MARKET OPENS? IT DROPS. BAD NEWS? IT GOES UP THEN DROPS.FUCK YOU
Feels like I should have gotten totally out of the market 3 weeks ago.
Not like this ASTS sisters... I thought we were mooning
>>61248248It would have to go up 15-20% after earnings and I'll probably 3x my money. Or it will go down 15%...
>>61248229It's unironically over >blow off top gap up 10/24>crabs after that
>>61248268>sistersI genuinely hate this meme
>>61248276Same, brother
>Already V'dwhat are you retards freaking out about
>>61248286>>61248286
>>61248276Sorry. It cracks me up. Bear with me.
>>61248276>t.ranny
>>61248259What have I told you since the first day you stepped into my thread?
>>61248293All my shit is sitll down probably because I invested in rare earths.
>>61248618The State of Missouri has the largest proven rare earths reserves anywhere outside of China. We unironically sold the mineral rights to some Israeli company back in 2019 because MAGATs are retarded
>>61248869jEWS did htis.
