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sexual harrassment edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/
>>61253605
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first
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Slow and steady fellas
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Uh, QRD on why the market is redeeming?
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Voted for Mamdani.
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>>61254988
a market where everything is going up isnt healthy
its inflation eroding the underlying currency
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>>61254994
scam alt(((man))) wants to take openscam public
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>>61254994
Because you failed NNN
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Someone ask the Ai-christ how to fix this.
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>>61254995
new yorkers are retarded
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>>61254995
based accelerationist
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>>61255012
lmaoed when some fuck asked him how a company with 13b revenue can make 1.4t in commitments and he had a complete meltdown and starting telling the guy he can find someone else to buy his shares
i wouldnt put my money into anything ai related from this point, theres better places to look like commodities now
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voted for Muslim Communist dual citizen Pajeet that eats with his bare shit covered hands
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>>61255019
dont say that I am on a 1 day streak
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>>61254790
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Consumer staples dont matter, you dont matter, nothing real humans need matters anymore. The elite are creating beings that will listen to them no matter what. The rest of you are getting murdered by a manmade "disaster"
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> stop loss triggers at -8% on market open
> buy the same security back at -3% a half hour later
> dip slurped
phew
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Oh dick Cheney died and pelosi announced retirement that's why the market is in turmoil. Uncertainty over the ability to bribe whoever replaces the boomers
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>>61254994
Dick Cheney died. His death spooked the transhimanist elites and made them bearish.
Also, anon fomo'd his net wprth into the market and that caused it to crash.
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Notice all of the bots here never have phone typos?
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why wrong color
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Any worthwhile slurpable dips today? im gonna punch your kidneys if you say pltr
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>>61255070
pltroopers we never sell
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>>61255070
are you retarded? buy puts
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>>61255038
zased!
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I will continue to buy tech simple as. Nobody makes money like them and nobody will stop them.
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>>61255032
>telling the guy he can find someone else to buy his shares
Classic scammer getting when the scam gets exposed.
Unironically SCHD? It's all boomer shit that makes money. It'll never grow either, but growth probably isn't what we should be chasing now.
I've never found a good way to invest in commodities.
There's PDBC but the yearly dividend is kind of a fuck. Other commodity funds are actually partnerships or some shit and create tax return hell.
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Vix already trending doen, expect a v candle upwards at open.
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I knew it -_- I should have sold my SOXL holdings yesterday. Now Im a bagholder
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Going to slurparoo AMD
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Damn I'm going to lose a lot of money today
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>>61255038
remember kids, a religious ethnostate is ok as long as its my home country pakistan
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Voted for Cuomo. Voting for Newsom in 2028 btw.
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>>61255075
are you retarded?
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Im gonna go disc golf and come back to a green day
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>>61255109
are you retarded?
>captcha: 4 GAY U
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>>61254856
Down to 33k now from 42k on Oct 8.
How should I celebrate?
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Of course I'm retarded
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Today is a bear trap day. Isn't it?
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>>61255128
>paying premium to short the bottom
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my farts smell like death
what should I buy?
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>>61255083
BYND BAGGIES LMAO
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>>61255136
Be glad you didn't lose more. I need a 20x just to break even
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>>61255070
PLTR will pop off to 200 EOD
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>>61255136
120k january.
40k now
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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>>61255145
vix isnt even over 20 idiot still a lot of upside to go on that put skew and vol
oh well, more for bobo, bears finna eat good this week
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>>61254995
NOOO VOTE FOR THE JEW LOVER
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>>61255162
What the actual fuck did you do?
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>>61255169
Vix is going back down lmao its not gonna break 20
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I don't want the market to open today
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>>61255179
we have gaps to fill retard, they will be filled, and you will be here at 3:30 wishing you bought puts and youll be too scared to chase
then the market will be down another 3% tomorrow
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What stocks are on your watchlist? I'll buy COLM if it's below $45 and HII if it's below $200
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3 more minutes until we go green, kings. The v is coming. Vix is signalling it.
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The reason this is not 1929 is because poor people are already unable to feed their families.
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>>61255193
Are we going to fill the gap at 3 on nvda???
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1 minute until smg is wrong again
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BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
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>>61255207
who is she
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Looks like it's over.
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>>61255208
nvidia will fill that gap too someday, all companies disappear eventually but were talking about the current market retard
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>>61255180
its ok i'll be gentle
>>61255214
random hag
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How to make money off of the femcel epidemic?
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Is Mamdami bearish for the new york stock exchange?
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>>61255140
Yes. Big boys are out calling for a -10% correction on front pages. 100% a bear trap
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>>61255214
shes my mom, stop looking at her
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>>61255207
name?
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THE JEWS ARE DUMPING Nvidia, Chewy treats, and Salesforce and Lowe's Home Heats, Waste Management, Juice Ventures, AT&T rods, and Golar meters. Motorola stock, Copper wires, Honeywell goggles, Goodyear tires, BB&T funds, Stanley mallets, Trane fans and Carrier dryers. Pinterest boards, Fiskars cutters, Black & Decker irons, Pella shutters, Sherwin-Williams paint, Lennar homes, 3M tape, and Trex gutters. Kohler taps, Samsonite tables, Jeld-Wen trim, and Tesla cables, Cabela's hooks, USG spackle, Corteva sprayers, Williams-Sonoma ladles. Scotts Miracle-Gro for the ground, Exxon Mobil all around, Nucor steel, Drylock roofing, Masco insulation sound. Atlas Copco pumps, Mueller connectors, Hilti tools, ADT detectors, GoodRx pages, Petco cages, Ecobee stats, and AeroVironment deflectors. Ford hitches, Intuitive 'cisers, Nike rackets, Anglepoise brackets, Duracell and Energizers. Gaf panels, Siemens breakers, iRobot vacuums, Keurig coffee makers, Texas Instruments, Generac generators, McCormick spice and Tupperware shakers.
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>>61255214
Kathy Woods
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>>61255213
LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!
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HAHAHAHAHAH LET IT BURN
BUUUUUUUUURN HAHAHAAHAHAHAH
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>>61255222
unironicaly make a becky portfolio, very recession resistant due to conspicuous consumption
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So some washed up has been bought puts on NVDA and PLTR and thats enough to drag down the market....? what a joke
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Hahahahhaaha i told you losers we were getting a green v and its happening hahahahahaha vix sub 19
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Slurp deployed
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>>61255246
markets going down chief
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I follow stocks long term, why is there a down swing today?
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>>61255246
is the v in the room with us right now baggy?
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>>61255255
stfu jeet fuck you
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>>61255222
Invest in small batteries and small electrical motors.
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>>61255255
Cheney's estate selling off his portfolio to repay Satan per Dick's original contract
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>>61255255
unemployment data sarr
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Imagine getting margin called over this because you were too retarded to short the market, lmao boss.
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>>61255266
My goodness
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>>61255246
buy its your chance!!! generational bottom!!!! lmao
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Attention. SNDK puts paid nicely today. Thank you for your attention.
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>Anthropic Projects $70 Bln In Revenue, $17 Bln In Cash Flow In 2028 – TheInformation

>in 2028
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>>61255195
Looking at Coeur Mining right now. Waiting for 13.5
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>>61255271
Haha loser, a 19 vix is a normal red day. Ill wait till its 30-50 to buy.
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>SCHD going down even though it's a "defensive" ETF
It's so fucking over.
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>>61255284
you missed the dip, its over for you, see you at ath sucker!!!
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I have insider information that Draft Kings (DKNG) will beat earnings. I will be purchasing several shares of this company as soon as I can sell what is currently in my portfolio for a profit. You're welcome.
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>>61247512
>>61247490
>>61247464
where are you now dogs hit eating tranny hahahahahahahahah
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>>61255277
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Meh. Could be worse.
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>>61254993
>Slow and steady fellas
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>>61255287
it literally isnt though, it consistently underperforms in bear and bull markets
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Is grrr a scam?
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>Alex Karp blasts 'Big Short' investor Michael Burry as 'bats--- crazy' for bets against Palantir, Nvidia

mad
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>>61255048
>pelosi announced retirement
oh how will the market survive without her insider trading
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>>61255296
bro bad look
were still like 2 days off ath in markets lol
why you getting all retarded quoting posts from 24 hours ago
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Its time to buy CAVA guys. Theres no way they disappoint during earnings, and they will be back to 100+ soon.
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>>61255293
They don't have earnings they spend it all on ads
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WE GAAAAAAAAAAAN
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>>61255314
Because that tranny monkey thought „line only goes up brrr“
Now he is eating shit
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green by lunch
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Thinking of buying calls EOD. Rate my strategy 1-10.
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>>61255271
>>61255258
>>61255251
Excuse me? You lose. Here comes the v!!
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>already V'ing
>>61255213
Based
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>>61255333
and youre irrationally obsessed with trannies
im quitting team bobo these bears be mentally ill frfr
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Just aped 10k into TMF
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>>61255050
>Dick Cheney died
Dick Chene hunting club where he shoots his friend in the face
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>>61255345
you didnt buy the dip though, i did >>61255289
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there has to be at least 1 intcel baggie in here who bought the top
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>>61255325
Just buy it, I will follow suit
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>up to 4.2% yield on SCHD
>PE ratio is about to drop below 13
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THIS IS ALL BIDENS FAULT!!! WALLSTREET ISNSTILL STRUGGLING TO SHAKE OFF THE HORRIFIC COMMUNIST POLICIES OF THE DEMOCRAT PARTY. WHEN THOSE IDIOTS FINALLY OPEN UP THE GOVERNMENT AND LET ME MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, YOURE GONNA SEE THE MOTHER OF ALL BULLRUNS BELIEVE ME YOURE GONNA BE MAKING BANK SO BIG AND THOSE LINES ARE GONNA BE SO GREEN THAT CANADA WILL BE BEGGING TO JOIN US ITS GONNA BE SO BEAUTIFUL. BUT NOT IF THE DEMOCRATS AND TOO LATE POWELL GET THEIR WAY!!! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
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>VOO and chill
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>>61255377
This is actually still Biden's market.
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>>61255269
I just want to take note that this was the exact bottom. So Baggie still got it.
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Bears sodomized again LMFAO
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>>61255377
This is those Wall Street Jews selling everything before the Jihadi Commie gets into power and makes private corporations illegal boss.
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Kinda slow in here, I take ot others were slurping to? I got pissed off woth how they move the prices. Shpuldve gotten more but they already started the v pump
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what are the tastiest slurps rn?
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>>61255345
*the dead cat bounce
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META baggies....
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Make sure you are buying BARK bros i work in an amazon warehouse and seen hundreds of those packages in evrry trailer for the last 4 months trust me bro im your insider
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>>61255384
...
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>>61255369
There's someone here who bought palantir at $220
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WHERE'S THE TMF SHILL?
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>>61255401
CODI
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>>61255402
the pumps are getting weaker
imagine not being over premarket levels already
its over
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I HATE POOR PEOPLE

I FUCKING HATE THEM

I TRY TO GIVE ADVICE TO PEOPLE BUT THEY'RE ALL SPOILED GREEDY RETARDS THAT CRY POOR AND THEN BLOW ALL OF THEIR MONEY

THEY'LL SAY "OMG STOCKS?! THAT SOUNDS LIKE GAMBLING!" BUT THEN HAVE NO IDEA THAT THEIR 401K IS STOCKS. THEN THEY'LL DO SPORTS BETTING OR BUY SCRATCH TICKETS OR GO TO THE CASINO. HYPOCRITICAL FUCKS

THEY'LL CRY ABOUT HOW RICH PEOPLE ARE EVIL BECAUSE THEY STRUGGLE TO AFFORD GROCERIES, BUT THEN THE NEW IPHONE WILL HAVE RECORD BREAKING SALES.

I FUCKING HOPE TRUMP ENDS FOOD STAMPS AND EBT. I WANT TO SEE PEOPLE HUNGRY AND HOMELESS. YOU COULD GIVE EVERY POOR PERSON IN THE COUNTRY 1 MILLION DOLLARS AND THEY'D STILL WIND UP ON THE STREETS IN 5 YEARS. ANYONE WHO DOES GET GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE SHOULD HAVE A PIECE OF DOG SHIT TATTOO'D TO THEIR HEAD AND IT SHOULD BE LEGAL TO THROW ROTTEN EGGS AT THEM
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>Dennys +49%
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>>61255409
I have plenty of bark in the tree in my backyard
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>>61255432
Insider trading on them going private
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>>61255373
it's still not a good buy :|
anyways i love you, thinking about you. getting back into bed for a while.
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>boomers dying off
>markets start freefalling

We’re all baggies now
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Michael Berry is such a fucking faggot I hope PLTR closes green.
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>>61255409
this is a chart worth HELOCing and going full margin on
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>he didn't buy
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Guess I'll buy like 2 shares of schd with the 80 bucks left in my account
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Only 1 point to go for vix to reach premarket levels. Bears blown out for the 167th time this year.
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>>61255277
>240% compound revenue growth
not going to happen. ai usage is already stagnant.
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>>61255444
This shit is so unfair
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>>61255466
markets red sir
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>>61255462
Trust me bro its worth buying now and holding till earnings on november 10th. I expect at least a 20% pop. The trailers never lie
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>>61255430
>He thinks the hungry and homeless masses wont eat him
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>>61255255
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calls on xpeng
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>>61255482
Hot
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SNDXbros...every anaylst raised their price target
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>>61255432
>15 different types of breakfast restaurants

Excellent use of resources you fat f*cks
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>>61255491
very hot
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>>61255369
I boughted at 19€, I'm up 89% but honestly I don't know if I should HODL or take my profit. On one hand I believe AI is a bubble, on the other they're chip makers so there's always going to be demand.
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>>61255504
Just have a 10% trailing stop now
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>>61255225
Reminder I was right
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Hello,

Meta is coming back. Never bet against Zuckerberg.

Thank you.
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>>61255493
pill me on SuckNDiX
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>>61255498
Fuck off gorbachev
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>>61255479
if it crashes im raping your dog
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>>61255504
Sell. Potential upside isn't worth the risk.
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>bynd
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>61255521
yeah no
meta was the end of the current bull cycle
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My biggest mistakes on days like this is overestimating how long they aee going to keep it down. I need to double the amount I buy. Gonna do a bit of shopping later, annoyed I have to return something due to obvious quality issue
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>>61255522
3 approved drugs and generating revenue
>First and best in class
>TAM in the billions
>Incyte CEO was in the board of SNDX
>incyte shares revenue with SNDX
>Incyte faces a patent cliff
>Likely BO in the 2.7B-3.5B range
>lowest 20, highest 36 by my calucations
>Analyst PT range from 20 to 56
>Was trading 22 few months ago before the approval of their new drug

I'd assume BO to come any day now as Incyte has no reason to wait. But even if BO doesn't happen it'll likely increase to 16-20 within the upcoming months
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>>61255231
Good tHINg I own REITs.
>>61255269
Super moon will save the market.
>>61255430
What annoys me most is how slow they always walk. That slow, no purpose, shuffle, that yells I have no value to anyone.
>>61255469
>unfair
You must be new or something
Deal with it pancake.
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>>61255521
Eeww no thanks I dont touch that shit stock that seems to simply be propped up by its inclusion to other valuable stocks. Nvidia is valuable, Google is valuable, Facebook is garbage
>nooooo its called meta
Pffft fail rebrand when the word meta was popular. Lol at their shit vr headset when I can just get one from Gabe. Instagram? Lol what is tiktok?
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Company has positive earnings?
Better dump
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Oh shit I'm down to lows not seen since uhhhhhhhhh October 31
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>>61255550
Shares or options? Any news to watch out for to confirm or to backput of the options/shares asap? Are you the recent i cant believe its not botter naruto poster?
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>>61255561
cheapies anon
If they pay dividend you're buying future money at a discount
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>>61255548
>>61255565
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>>61255534
I can't say I never done drugs
but I can say I never tried BYND
and that makes me proud of myself
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Let's all pause for a moment and masturbate to give the market our energy
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PQLANTIR PATRIQTS WE'RE GOING DOWN AAAAAAAAAA
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>>61255534
jump in nigga the 2nd rug boutta start
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>>61255581
I'm not eating protein slime in this life. Lol lmao even
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>>61255581
I can say I've never done drugs, it's easy all you have to do is lie. I thought lying came naturally to turks
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>>61255582
b-but anon, I'm in a bus. People will stare at me.
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When are they deploying the real V, I've already slurped the multi-generational pico-bottom
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The 20 minutes bear market was crazy.
Now I understand what was during the Great Depression.
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>>61255574
>Shares or options
your risk management. if you go options I'd recommend LEAPs, or april at closest.
>Any news to watch out for to confirm or to backput of the options/shares asap?
ASH conference has many presentations happening
https://ir.syndax.com/news-releases/news-release-details/syndax-announces-compelling-revuforjr-revumenib-and-niktimvotm
23 abstracts. But they may or may not cause a pump. A buyout can happen any time, I personally expect it in dec/march at latest. But may take longer
>Are you the recent i cant believe its not botter naruto poster?
Yes
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>>61255587
>Palantir CEO Alex Karp slammed short-sellers in an interview on CNBC's "Squawk Box" on Tuesday.
>"These people claim to be ethical, they are actually shorting one of the best businesses in the world … Pick something that is not doing a noble task."
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>>61255600
If you get caught masturbating and you stop then you're the weirdo that got caught masturbating. If you don't stop, then they're the weirdos for watching you masturbate.
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we have creid wof so many times hat most of us have lost their fear of wolves.
yet again the mancing shilouette appears on the horizon.
i know its not real but i feel the shiver down my spine as the adrenaline pumps through my brain when i hear big chuddas wise words:
nothing ever happens
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Somehow I deserve this
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>>61255610
The noble task of making a Israeli surveillance superstate client.
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You didn't panic sell the bear market right anon?
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>>61255609
You think the confeeence would be the place to reveal a buyout? Doesnt seem fitting to me or is it just potential stock pumpjng type general news?
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Worse and worse economic outlook by the day and yet we haven't corrected yet, what a joke
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V incoming >>61255620
Just hodl bro
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>>61255629
Not really ASH conference isn't known for that. Usually buyout comes PM without any conference or even a rumor. Most conference buyouts deals happen at JP morgan annual health conference in January and are announced there or a few weeks/month or two later.
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every time I'm down 1k on market day I want to cry, i don't know have crypto niggers deal with this
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>>61255627
I didn't
I cancelled all my stops like I said
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CLM and CRF now available on Robinhood.
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The vix is still trending upwards over the last week losers. We ARE in a bear market.
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Missed the slurp this morning
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>>61255620
doing any options this month is just a mistake
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I dont get paid for another week
Ugh
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>>61255596
Ok bynd shareholder
I know you're
mad
but there is
no reason
to be racist.
I already might
have gotten
a wagie fired
today by being
a Karen so
I'm not
gonna report you
although I think you
very obviously
deserve a 3-day ban
for that out of context
racist statement.
>>
So when can we expect market's response to the election result?
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>AMZN already green

Better luck next time "wallstreet CEOs"
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how do SCHD baggies cope with the fact they could have put their money into a covered call ETF which would pay triple their dividend yield and get the same dogshit total returns
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>>61255672
I-it's not real dividends!
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>>61255648
true, nobody finds it strange that the market is behaving like its in a bear market at ath either
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Even yieldmax outperforms SCHD LMAO
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>>61255660
Thanks anon, in solidarity I'm not gonna report you for being racist against turks. Why would you be offended by being considered a turk if you weren't racist YOU SICK FUCK
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I feel like amd puts are the play. They are going to post mid earnings. But it could pump all day before close so idk when to buy
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Shoiiiiitttt
I’m dumb for missing the Spootifoo dip .
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>>61255674
You're right, it's return of capital so schd actually does even worse after taxes are factored in
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>>61255683
OPEN, F, INTC, PFE?
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>>61255001
Because of inflation, the line needs to keep going up, if it were to crab while you have inflation it means that the businesses are dropping in value.
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>>61255677
>yieldmax
More like yieldmin amirite ahahahahhaa
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I scream, but the markets do not listen.
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>>61255652
Thats what I hate most about the market nowadays. Wont stay down all that long and basically requires you to be a neet if you want to make a lot of money. But not just a neet, a neet that obsessively watches the stock market. I hate it. Id rather just be rich enough that dumps like this are irrelevant just from the sheer interest made

t. Neet, not rich
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I have no cash, and I must buy.
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>>61255701
>a neet that obsessively watches the stock market
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The only way to do yield maxxing well is to buy yield stocks when they're undervalued
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>>61255678
wow I'm totally gonna respond to your incoherent thoughts you very smart man
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>SCHD
Kek, baggies.
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>>61255701
Yeah, looked away for 5 minutes and whoops there goes the V
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>>61255726
I'm not sure why anyone would buy a dividend index when the entire point of buying dividend stocks is you believe the dividends will continue to grow because the company is on a good path
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Imagine only being up 200% in 15 years. Lmfao thats like 2 years for me

>schd holders
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If I wanted to make a risky 12,000 dollar purchase right now, would you all give me legit advice, or just insults and memes?
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>>61255743
Palantir, all of it
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>>61255743
Bro just buy SPY calls
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We told you /smg/
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Stop with the anti-Jew shit you guys.
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>>61255717
Literally me except I only lose money
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>>61255750
ive already bought and sold them for a 125% profit
bought some rustler2k too and sold
itll probably run up some more but i dont trust that 0dte shit far as i can throw it
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>>61255764
The anti semitism will diminish once the line resumes going up
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>>61255743
Nah just would give ya a lot of crazy picks you probably would think is too risky like GPUS or OPEN, some guy will say HGRAFF or Bayhorse, you know the usual.
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>>61255717
Kek. Alright anon it's bragging time, how up are you this year, percentage wise?
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>>61254856
that poster gets me PUMPED over joining the army, LET'S GOOO
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>>61255764
Why?
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Why don’t I ever buy the dip just once? I’m such a gay faggot.
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>>61255784
It’s why the market goes down
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>>61255151
surely it will go up
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>>61255775
23% ytd why
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>>61255784
It isn't cool.
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>>61255795
But it's funny
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>>61255791
Chart looks like a shitcoin that's petered out, never to return. Many such cases
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>>61255761
Congrats to anyone who bought the big dip yesterday
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>>61255792
I expected more from a neet that watches the market all day lel
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>>61255083
are companies not allowed to report after close on a Friday btw? i've not thought about it
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Should've bought more MSFT. Damn.
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i just want to liquidate my entire portfolio every day
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>>61254856
Fuck it, i'm catching that knife, Meta here I go.
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REST IN PEACE DICK CHENEY
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Is all index investing trash? Is the only benefit that the fund can rebalance without fucking you on taxes.
Look at this shit, top holding is a bunch of poison kike pharmaceuticals
>patents expire so they have to come up with a bunch of new bullshit that nobody needs.
Out of these I'd pick
>COP
>LMT
>VZ
>CVX
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Meta finally has a green candle. The bottom might be in
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>>61255832
im long VZ and its the only position i feel good about besides maybe GOOG
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>>61255815
guess it's by choice
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this is a bull trap... right?
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I am down over 12k right now. A month ago I drunkenly removed my stoplosses, thinking they were just pointless, because line only goes up right? If I dont return to baseline by thanksgiving im cashing out, going to las vegas, betting it all on black, and killing myself if I lose.
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>>61255739
It's because stock picking is inherently difficult and the index's methodology is proven
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>>61255861
its just volatility
its designed to hurt every retard who tries to do anything
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>>61255829
REST IN PISS
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>>61255866
Market indexes like the S&P 500 are proven, dividend indexes aren't
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>>61255866
*proven to consistently underperform over the entirety of their relatively short existence
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Intel going down again, god damn it.
Hope AMD dumps 10% so I can get it.
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>>61255882
AMD going to pump 10% tonight
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I just pulled out an ear hair as long as my pinky
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i have 300$ left
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>>61255861
it's a bear trap
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>>61255891
buy kneepads
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>>61255861
>>61255892
We are all fucked
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im a wolf of wallstreet. watch me predict the market
spy and qqq bounce at the 1min vwap. may not go up or down for a while, may go right back up in a bit, but 1min vwap will hold the market up
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>>61255764
antisemitism is illegal in america
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How do we make /biz/ great again and get ris of the bagholder generals, tired of those faggots
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>>61255891
Buy 14 shares of NVDX
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When will paypal go up?
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>>61255912
go in and laugh at them and berate them every single thread and never stop
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>>61255919
That hasn't worked in 5 years
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>>61255915
never, its a dogshit dying company
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Should have kept my First Solar stocks, shit's doubled in the last 6 months and keeps going up, fuuuuuck.
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FUCKING RARE EARTH STOCKS
KILL ME
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>>61255904
>he uses VWAP to predict
LOL
LMAO
youre a loser, redditor get out
learn RSI, DMI and MACD
fuckin moron lmao
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>>61255925
90% of the posts need to be shitting on baggies, their threads need to hit bump limit within minutes
make the bakers give up all will to keep up baking
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Nigga imagine using paypal fucking dinosaur. Imagine someone askim for your cashapp and you say i dont got that i got paypal LMAO fuckin dinos
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>>61255927
Why?
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>>61255919
we do that and they're still here
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>4 month contract
>set up new job afterwards
>work new job
>get call from seething recruiter
>"the contract was extended you're supposed to be at work!"
>zero communication from these people until this moment
Lol
Lmao even
It's supposed to be temp to hire but they never hired me, what do they even want?
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>>61255934
1min vwap is all that matters in this market on the qqq and spy
it works every time, as you can see
theres always a bounce at it, whether it lasts a minute or an hour
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>>61255243
I bought INTZ because I think itll be funny if Scott go head to head with Karp in the cybersecurity sector
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>>61255934
Redditors worship the VWAP while 4chuds worship the RSI
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HOT TIP
I have a really good feeling LASR will beat earnings as well as adjust up next quarter’s guidance on Thursday
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>>61255809
im a careful guy
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>>61255953
smg baggies buy literal bug meat, dont think they use any charting tech
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>>61255935
I'm so tired of how fucking smug they are about losing money and opportunity cost. How do you buy gamestop and link this long, make 0 money, and keep baking / posting, it's fucking insane
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>>61255750
What strike and date would would you recommend. What about for someone slightly on the risk averse side?

>>61255821
Why? Are you tired of the volatility? Or are the gains no longer as great as they were earlier this year? For me the gains arents as good and it feels like Im gonna mess up and should probably just cash out now.

>>61255887
You sure it wasnt a head hair that fell in there? Sorta like when I use the toilet, wipe my butt, and theres a hair 3 inches long on the paper? Pretty sure it fell there from my head instead of me actually swallowing a hair of mine.
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>>61255957
so did wsb
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>>61255961
gme thread is probably run by an institution at this point
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>>61255934
>he doesn't trade the Very Wet Ass Pussy
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>>61255850
It's starting to slump again anon, I just bought half an hour ago and I am already starting to think it was a shit idea.
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I'm thinking META 8/26 $800 calls are looking pretty good rn
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>>61255932
Why is it like this? I was promised a war.
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>>61255969
I don't think institutions are bagholding harder than GME retail, they pumped it to 80 and got out I'm almost certain. Now GME bagholders are selling dreamcasts into bankruptcy LMAO
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> US PRESIDENT TRUMP ON TRUTH

"SNAP BENEFITS, which increased by Billions and Billions of Dollars (MANY FOLD!) during Crooked Joe Biden’s disastrous term in office (Due to the fact that they were haphazardly “handed” to anyone for the asking, as opposed to just those in need, which is the purpose of SNAP!), will be given only when the Radical Left Democrats open up government, which they can easily do, and not before! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DJT"
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>>61255980
ill sell you some
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>>61255730

>>61255730
>>
>dead cat
Its over
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>>61255954
>LASRGODS
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>>61255991
except for Israel
they get all the money they need
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>>61255934
MACDeez Nuts
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>>61255991
to be honest, white people who could be on snap benefits dont even apply for it, so it mainly goes all to spoiled lazy nogs and beaners. they shouldnt give out the benefits at all and instead send all of the scumbags stealing our tax dollars back back
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>>61255652
What slurp you gigantic faggot?!?!?!?
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>>61255223
Yes. Very. Communism isn't good for capitalism. The two don't share, one always breaks the other, sorta back and forth like a snake eating its tail while rolling down a flight of stairs.
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>>61256003
I know this is the argument people spam to defend snap, but desu, I'd rather all of our money go overseas than to ghetto ass welfare queens.

Feeding those welfare cunts will encourage them to reproduce out of control, raise an army of ghetto trash children and have an even more pernicious long term destruction of society than helping foreign nations
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>>61255764
stop playing jewish tricks on my portfolio
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>>61255948
cope monkey, you need to use a combo of 1min and 3min to be efficient, the 1min will throw you fake signals sometimes
bizdicator, RSI, DMI, MACD
thats all you need
fuck tradingview for limiting me to 2 indicators per tab but i aint paying for this garbage lmao
if you buy when oversold it will go up
vice versa
red trend line is a good indicator for trend strength
figure the rest out, VWAP is useful but only one (not very effective) metric



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