new york edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61254856
>>61255730Look I'm not exactly so much "racist" as i am "not racist" but I'd wife that whore and creampie her to pregnancy multiple dozens of times if you catch my drift
GM frens>>61255730Look, I like hot chicks, but once I saw one of these model-type "influencers" (aka whores) in real life, I realized how cringe they look from outside the camera's perspective.
>>61255754Imagine wanting sex with a woman. FAG
What will 10x in the next month? I only need 10x and then a 2x to have one million
>>61255807Yo mom
>>61255738
>>61255754what did you mean by that?
>>61255785sour grape
>>61255807MSTZ
F&G @ extreme greed
>>61255852
>>61255730>>61255862got 17k to deploy on the markets, seems like a good day. I have some tech and gold miners mainly. Lets say 80% large cap and 20% on smaller cap, higher risk stocks. Uranium? Nuclear?Gold miners are shitting the bed.Biotech?Memestocks?
>>61255730that's a wig
>>61255967what app is that?
Shut up about this gay finance shiet and post some softcore pornography
>>61255730very nice bake
>>61256004that's a gay
How do we get rid of the bagholding generals and make /biz/ great again? GME is quickly approaching its latest all time lows
>>61255730if you want to make money in this market, 1min vwap is the only indicator you need to make successful intraday trades every time
>>61256014Here's a pic of an eastern euro hooah I've been drooling over
>SPX at 6800>OMGGGG ITS ALLL GOING DOWNNNNNNNNN WE ARE CRASHINGIt's like I am in a mental asylum
>>61256033you do realize 400 out of 500 stocks in the s&p are massively red at the same time the indices are at ath rightif you dont see a problem there, theres no helping youwhen the rotation happens, id hate to be an indexfag
SNDX bros riding a high and beautiful waveWe’re literally saving kids from cancer right now
>BYND Meat
>>61256027This one my mentally challenged friend
>>61256028Ask her whether she likes Jannik or Carlos
>>61256048>beyond baggies
>>61256051damn you fucked up, hold you sold retardlower prices are coming
accidentally cash gang
>>61256058Sure thing
>>61256048That fake meat shit was a massive retard trap and it makes me so happy.
>>61256020you also need to get rid of the retarded rock faggots, XRPjeets and Linkjeets.
HELLO SLURPTARDS??? UHHH WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT BIG V RECOVERY?????? LOOKS LIKE YOU WERE WRONG AGAIN SUCKS TO SUCK MUMU TIME TO GIVE IT ALL BACK
The market is cooked, sell everything and pay off your debts cause its gonna get nasty
>Burry announces his NVDA and PLTR shorts>Karp goes on network news to bitch and complainWhy doesn't he just look up Burry's internet history and frame him with some glowie shit
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT BITCOIN COMPUTERITS OVERRRRRRRRRTHEY CANT EVEN SELL ENOUGH BITCOINS TO KEEP THE FAKE MARKET UP ANYMORE
>Michael Burry, the legendary investor famed for predicting the 2008 housing crisis, disclosed a massive bearish wager against Nvidia.>Scion Asset disclosed $187M in Nvidia put options, betting on a decline.
burry has been calling for a crash for yearsif you call for a crash for your entire life, eventually one will happen
>>61256090michael burry, famous for predicting 15 of the last 2 recessions
Wish there was some way to invest in dram futures, prices have exploded and the manufacturers can't expand capacity fast enough to take advantage of it.
love him or hate him but david hunter was acutally right btw
Market's crashing because Mamdani is priced in.
I dont feel too good To make matters worse I got rejected by a mid girl. I thought she had some cute features but now whatever self esteem I had left is gone along with these calls. Thats ok, even if I got past the first few dates I would have ruined it anyways. I'm not sure what this world wants from me but I would really like some hints because I'm really fucking tired of living in it.
I deserve this for putting 40k into RDDT at 229 I’m bag holding now
>>61256121Mids are actually the worst women.
what should I even be buying now?
>>61256079why would i settle debt when inflation is eating it by itself
>>61255730How do I get a gf like this as a blackanon?
>anon! this is when you should be buying
>>61256154Whiteanons get black gfsBlack anons get white gfs
>Everything dumpsUnironically where the fuck does this money go?
>>61256141its ok broi bought niggermeat and dessertslop
>>61256121the world wants you to stop giving drug dealing criminal cryptotards your money
>>61256056>>61256075Sold for profit ;)
>>61256150anything/everything its all on salebut i think we have a little more dipping to go, i just wish i had the cash
1 min vwap holding steady on the qqqpotentially time to buy
>>61256141>>61256163i listened to that gorilla technology faggot, freyr contract convinced me and now I'm paying the price. fuck jeets
>>61256161look at a heatmap retardeverything didnt dump, and the things that did, its obvious where the money goes
>tfw almost all cash in the real portfolio>tfw losing everything in the gambling accountFEELS BAD MAN
>>61256161>increase shorts>pull longs out all at once>increase shorts>laugh as everyone panic sells>close shorts in deep green>buy back in at a discountsimple as.
>>61256150Buy CAN. Big American insider just bought 72m worth at 1.13 DO, so not much cheaper than current price. They mention expansion of mining and semi/data center in US with their avalon shit and the dilution is probably a way to finance that
>>61256144This is really bad but I genuinely cannot imagine myself being with a very attractive woman. Like its so out of the relm of possibility that I dont even recognize them as attractive. I guess thats why ive been going after 5s and hags.
>>61256150Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Company
>>61255730Woah this just cured my racism!
>>61256207the only thing more retarded than buying big tech is buying little tech
>>61256150A clue
Damn I dont think I can eat today. Thats 3 days in a row now
80% of Berkshire Hathaway's $300b portfolio is in dividend payers. $4.5b of their earnings, 5% of their total, comes from just holding dividend stocks.Going with a dividend index is obviously retarded since a lot of shit companies try to get attention by paying dividends, but to dismiss dividends entirely is insanity.
>>61256150the next big companies that are undervalued that you are prepared to hold for the next 10 years
>>61256242Still better than holding SCHD
>>61256240stop fighting the fed, stop slurping
>>61256166It doesnt matter what I buy tripfag, I will get rugged regardless. I'm not allowed to experience any form of happiness.
>>61256260SCHD is my chief example of blindly picking dividend stocks being a retarded idea
so nothing will ever go up again?
>>61256269i said to buy puts at open, you can now buy puts slightly cheaper with the market at the same pricetick tock
>>61256280correct
if you sold everything right now, youre still selling the top of the marketthink about that, and then sell
Just don't like the market no more
I deeply regret not selling the 2000 dollars I put into USAR and LAR when ihad the chance of selling at only 20 bucks down, now that I am 600 bucks down.
SPY will close at around 682.5 today.
>>61256281I have $1 left in my account.
>>61256297>USARYeah I'm down $900. Fuck.
>>61256303go outside and find someones dick to suck, take that cash to the bank, buy a put spread (you wont be able to afford a single leg option)
AMD to $217 after earnings
>>61256121>I'm not sure what this world wants from meWe went over this already. The world doesn't give af about you. There isn't some higher power that's going to make everything magically fall into your lap. No substitute for hard work>what do I work on?Anything productive. Whining on /biz/ not included. Noone here cares and theyre probably getting a laugh from you crying. The sooner you realize this and start doing it yourself the better.
Are food stocks in the shitter just because of AI over speculation?
>>61256315i sold it
Talk med out of buying the PLTR dip please. This is about to be costly for me.
>>61256330just buy it retard and learn the lesson
>>61256317I work 50 hours a week and did 9 years of school. It cares about making me miserable.
Might go into water & air, some good opportunities there. Trump deregulation will cause some shit, makes people appreciate the basics.
>>61256330your id is shitbrown
>>61256330Buy the rip sell the rip
>>61256334>>61256339>tfw brown and retarded
>>61256337just keep buying the index on down days like this and hold for the love of god, you'll get to 1 mil in 10 years.
I could care about dividends, but only if taxes and inflation did not also exist. When inflation cancels out dividends, they might as well just send you a little paper ticket that says, "Thank You For Taking On Reward Free Risk - Here is your participation trophy", with some /mlp/ stickers to put on your diary
>>61256275Are you a dividend stock picker or is there an ETF you prefer.
>>61255730which stock will pay me one of those as dividend?
>>61256337Absolutely. 100%. It's all about you.You're a fucking moron don't @ me
>>61256344you are literally safer and have more potential upside buying literally gamestop than pltr
Not too late to jump in on SNDX bros, we’re up 10% today and the good news is not even behind us yet
>>61256242I see divvies as a nice bonus but chasing them is absolutely retarded. Unless you've actually made it and you want to retire and live off them, that's different.
>>61256337Meanwhile ...in the real world
>>61256326too sensitive to the breadth of increasingly shitty spending power
>>61256315I honestly think it'll pop to 270 after hours but I'm tired of the extreme high speed gambling of throwing 1000 bucks into shit like PLTX or RDTL and hoping for the best at 4 PM.
>>61256353I buy S&P 500 on dips and pick dividend stocks otherwise
>bitcoin about to dip through 100k>fartcoin at yearly lowsits really over isnt it
>>61256330PLTR had its pop yesterday and is now retracting down but might go up by end of year unless it falls further.
>>61256365What country is this?
>>61256358>>61256385Is buying AMD equally retarded?
Anybody else just invest in the S&P500 and feel jealous of other people's big gains? I invested the $250k inheritance from my grandparents back in 2016 and its only a bit under $900k.
>>61256337>>61256349Sometimes I think about how I bought SOXL at 8 bucks in 2023. I could have held it to july, sold ahead of the september dump, 3xed my money, swapped back in and 3xed my 3x selling at the old ath.>but you wouldn't have done that!I can say, at the least, I probably would have sold around that 70 dollar ath.
>>61256349I already do that with most of my account. VOO and SCHG. I actually dont even have 10 years left. At most I have maybe 5 as a functioning adult before the shadows from the corners of my eyes and whispers/music loops in my head get worse. I was hoping to maybe get some extra gains to move into safe dividend stocks like schd and dgro that way I can have some capital flow if it gets really really bad.
>>61256048Looks bottomed tbqh, I only think it’s running if there are no other options of course.>>61256121I’m about to lose 1300$ on retarded OPEN calls so everyone makes mistakes. All we can do is have faith but wow I think bitcoin is going to five figures again shit crypto is dying I genuinely thought home sales would skyrocket from lower mortgages and rate cut.
>>61256395See >>61256370All of the "it can't go higher!" stocks have pumped so it might pump, but I also think if it pumps you should sell sanic fast because we've been seeing shit like Reddit, Goog, amzn pop off and then dump. Except META, which just dumped and kept dumping LMAO.
attention all gambling retards, what's the next delusion
I hope all the dip buyers get laughed at when we open even lower tomorrow boss.
>>61256412then stop being such a faggoti could be near 800k NW but i solded most of my folio in january to buy a house so now I'm stuck at 650k and my liquidity is more like 200k
This is all Dick CHENEYs fault
>>61256395if you want to gamble on something like a call spread, sureif you are saying i need to hold this long term because its going to 23756y34563X and leave me behind, no
>>61256365Hamas has brought terrible suffering.
>>61256386the State of Palestine. I honestly am indifferent the point is the world /galaxy / universe doesn't owe you anything. Stop being in the mindset that it does and you can pick yourself up and try harder to succeed
Oh wow, I only have a single multi vitamin left. Guess it will have to do kek. Hope tomorrow is a better day and I can eat something without feeling like shit all day. Gonna suck working like this >>61256441200k is more than 3x my entire net worth.
You guys I'm not sure this stuff is worth $4T
btw, love to see all the slurpers screaming V recovery this morning all getting heemed again, get fucked retards, maybe you can buy this dip too to help them out with some more exit liquidity
line supposed to go up why go down.... i lose
>>61256370It was a 150$ like a month ago its only pumped because of open ai speculation. Earnings should bring it back down to reality. But you never know what will happen.
>>61256434BUY $TMF RIGHT NOW!!THIS IS QUITE POSSIBLY YOUR *LAST CHANCE*!$TLT WILL *^~RIP~^* TO NEW LEVELS, BROUGHT ON BY QE AND LITERAL NEGATIVE RATES
>>61256420I think META just suffered from terminal bad luck and wishful thinking. The company's vision is honestly good if they make it work. But it's toxic as fuck right now so it will tank.
>>61256464I buy every week though anon
>>61256458multivitamins are a scam, the average person just pisses/shits most of it out and doesnt absorb ittake a vitamin once every 3 days instead for maximum efficiency
>>61256458the point isbears are wrongAI through 2020quantom computing through 2030there will be bumps, humps, probably small bear markets here and there but overall tech has 15 fucking years of pump
>>61256462garbage in, garbage out. are you ESL?
>>61256462Love this little retard
>>61256487No but I couldn't think of a better way to phrase it. Tell me how you'd say it and we'll see how it does, you can obviously tell what I'm going for. If you invested $1,000 into the S&P 500 every day that it lost 1% of its value, what would you have at this point in the year?
>>61256483does the average person also eat ~3 meals a week?
>>61256494food (nonprocessed) is much better absorbed into the bodymultivitamins created in a chinese lab are not
>>61256462thats just the goy version. you really think they will give you a LLM that trains on live market data for free?
>>61256494With the snap benefits being cut off and all the government employees working for 0 dollars, it's probably lower than whatever it was before boss.
>>61256472Earnings not matter, it will pump.
>>61256493
>>61256520No you fucking retard lmao, every day THAT the index lost 1% of its value, not assuming that it loses 1% every day
>>61256473My TMF is actually up slightly.
>multivitamins are a scam
Why is BYND moassing?
>>61256531I am a retard what's the difference between 1% of its value and losing 1% a day?
>>61256553>>61256531OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>61256540usually fatfucks who eat that garbage are the ones that huff copium super hard about multivitamins as if it will undo their poor diet and lifestyle
>>61256520This doesn't take into account weekends, and days the markets are closed like Juneteenth boss.
Are grocery stocks being depressed by the government shutdown? I think when earnings come out and they're bad because of SNAP benefits the stocks will tank>>61256553The difference is the timing. There have been 23 days this >>61256571okay you got it lol
sndxchads
HELLO BAGGIES? YOU NEED TO SLURP NOW OR THE MARKETS GOING TO NEW LOWS
Can someone bring Rocker back, or can we make a new Rocker; but back when he was cool and only known as fat hands.Thanks :)>>61256531youd be up biglyhow he used ai to STILL get the wrong answer, is beyond anyone here.
>>61256462>>61256493I asked this.Useless. It has been like this recently, it basically says "sorry that's too much work" and ends.
>>61256520>>61256462> these are the sophisticated investors I share stock tips with
>>61256595Making fun of AI being retarded is a fun pastime
NASDAQ -437 IT'S OVER
>>61256582hoping for a crl for kura
>>61256584I am slurping. Small, consistent slurps.I can't wait to give this shit to my children.
What do I slurp
>>61256608GOOD BOY THATS A GOOD SLURPY SLURP
>>61256589Johnny Cock-knocker got a new job and only posts when the market is closed boss.
>>61256572You genuinely believe all people are as gullible as you so you make blanket statements in an attempt to obfuscate the reality of the situation. Fat people don't usually eat multivitamins because if they did it would probably help them curb their insatiable appetites.
>>61256594It's only 6 days this yearIt wouldn't be hard to calculate manually
>>61256619its either fatfucks, skinnyfat fucks, people with otherwise poor diets or retards take your picthe human body does not absorb the majority of whats in a multivitamin. its a fact. deal with it and continue to buy your vitamins cuck faggot lmao
>>61256629I think days of -1% drops are too restrictive, it would make more sense to buy whenever the S&P500 is at least -1% drawdown from ATH.
>>61256594No shit, llm's are brainlet yes-bots.It will compensate by virtually sucking your dick and flagellating itself.
>BRK up 1.5%is the market rotating from techtranny to boomer stocks?
>>61256629We need to give Open AI another four trillion dollars to fix this
>>61256641>The excess amounts are not absorbed No shit Sherlock, thank you for wasting 15 minutes of my time stating the obvious in attempt to sound like you know what you're talking about. Fat fuck
why is everyone insane cartoon characters
>>61256670imagine being so cucked you pay for something you cant even make use of, braindead cattle you are
>>61256642then it looks like it's 7
>>61256680Current BMI? Yeah I thought so delusional retard
>>61256608should we be slurping shares or physical gpu's?
>>61256594I remember asking ChatEBT something like this once, and the answer was basically "ok here's how you would calculate this, just look up the data and there ya go". No bitch, I want you to do it.
>>61256617>Johnny Cock-knocker got a new jobwait hes not printing ballots anymore? that explains why hes still schizo posting by himself over on /bant/
>>6125668921.8 project harder lmao
>>61256155>pierced noseopinion disregarded
idc anymore i boughted
>>61256741you gotta stop buying man.... its overyou can ONLY buy puts to survive now
>>61256705Same.
>>61256705>>61256754eat more protein lanklets
>>61255730What are you niggas up to rn? I'm eating Popeyes tendies and chilling in my university lab
SNAPpers are pulling they money out
>>61256761i normally do but ive been eating your moms pussy too much lately instead of my usual diet
>>61256462What the fuck, it makes so many mistakes that's mind boggling. Basically it doesn't understand the movements of the stock market or the math at all. AGI level achieved: 0 %.
TQQ, SOXL, METU, SPYU kicking my ass this week, sheesh.
Kraft Heinz is paying a 6.6% dividendExplain why they aren't a good buy
>>61256776absolutely vibrating, maybe the market will CRASH another 0.5% tomorrow to ATLs not seen since 2 weeks
I asked for a V and I got an Λ
>>-5.6% 1M
>>61256462>*uses scalpel to drive nails*>look what a terrible job this thing did! useless tool. only idiots would use this!it's all so tiring...
How can I short gamestop, do I need a margin account with 25k in it?
>>61256582Me on the top right
>>61256808I thought this was ukraine gore porn at first
>>61256813it's goyslop
>>61256841When your scalpel gets advertised as a hammer, yeah it's a shitty hammer
i'm down 10% today because I keep trying to daytrade
>>61256865stop that
>>61256462>Start reading>have difficulty understanding the question itself, it's actually retardedly formulated but I guess I get what he wants to know>AI even get's what retarded OP questiongiver wants from him>ok fuck this math, skip to ending>-1000$>Without even trying to calculate anything at all instinctively know this can't be right
>>61255807Inverse TSLA, Tsdd
Sell goyim sell
>>61256462Where is this $4T figure coming from? Did you just make it up? Or something else?
ACHR should I buy before earnings?
>>61256889No. Im holding and taking the loss as a lesson learned.
>>61256891That's how much has been invested into AI developments over the past three years
Has berry been right about anything before or after the big short. Fucking retard.
All you have to do is not get liquidated until the government opens up again.
>>61256902He was right that one time when he said he was wrong to say sell everything
>>61256891OpenAI itself has an MCap of 500billion or so. Now also add NVDA, Dell, AMD, Micron, Broadcom all other chipsfaggots. Then the other AI software companies like Anthropic.
ironic conversation between two women pre-1929
>>61256895Bad goy
WE NEED BAILOUTS NNOOOOWWWW
>>61256919The jews fear the smiggurai.
>>61256896>>61256914Ahhh I see, thanks.
ok I'm going all in ACHR for earnings I'm gonna be pissed if I don't get rich
Miners down a casual 26%
>never bought PLTR>got out of QUBT>lost $5We will endure
>>61256916It's basically a plain custard. You can add some vanilla extract for not much more.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eT8JuYRkjJc
>>61256925jpow isnt gonna bail aicucks out
WHY DID I BUY META I HATE THIS FUCKING SCAM COMPANY HOLY FUCKZUCKERBERG GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY YOU FUCKING JEW BASTARD
god i love days like today when markets appear to be acting rationally
>>61256977I guess you could say you didn't play the.....meta gameyeeeeeooooooowwwww
>>61256942Just buy AMD puts. They are going to pull a meta
>>61256022like i saidcope monkey, you need to use a combo of 1min and 3min to be efficient, the 1min will throw you fake signals sometimesbizdicator, RSI, DMI, MACDthats all you needfuck tradingview for limiting me to 2 indicators per tab but i aint paying for this garbage lmaoif you buy when oversold it will go upvice versared trend line is a good indicator for trend strengthfigure the rest out, VWAP is useful but only one (not very effective) metricTHE TREND IS PICKING UP AND ITS GOING DOWN
BUY CONSUMER STAPLES
>>61257014Buy cobalt
>>61256988Rationally? There's at least another year before the bubble even begins to falter.This -1% is irrational
>>61256875he phrased his question like a retard. if you actually use proper grammar that's not ambiguous it gives a better result. i watched it work and daily close data is not available to it, or it would have done even better.but seriously what kind of person enjoys this kind of thing? you can be doing incredible things with ai, but instead you play stump the sage with asinine questions... to what end? what kind of emotional hole are you people trying to fill?
>>61257012the only time macd matters is on a weekly chartthe trend in markets is still up, and a snap back to 1min vwap before eod is a common occurrence latelywere getting close to weekly expected move as well
>>61256958I used some toilet paper that smelled like vanilla for a short while and ever since then I don't like vanilla flavored pastry anymore
>>61257045i just mean the general movement of the market today, very rational after about 11am
>>61257012TradingView has a plethora of multi-indicator indicators. It's very easy to bypass the 2 limit.You can also add as many as you want, but only 2 can be visible at a time.
>>61257004No
BAGGIES YOU NEED TO SLURP AGAIN OR THE MARKETS GONNA DUMPYOU ALSO NEED TO SLURP BITCOIN AT 100K OR ITS O-V-E-R
WALL STREET WANTS TO MOVE TO FLORIDA
>>61257049nevermind got my answer
>>61256594if you want good answers from AI don't ask nicely, be demanding and abusivedon't ask me why but it works
>>61257012>Uses 50 indicatorsKek, Why do all the FEC filings for hedge funds have a simple strategy. >dont use lagging indicators, which every single one is>Buy VWAP or betterKek that is it, that is the literally strategy that is beating you in the market 100% of the time. And it actually works, the problem is you have to wait for certain conditions. But good luck with that, you are indicator bound and love the bright lights and candles. You would probably be better in a casino.
Is 10K into AMD puts for earnings a reasonable move?
>>61257103no, that's women. if you want it from ai you need to be precise.
The completely unreasonable Oct 24 -> Oct 27 gap up has now been closed. Now we wait a little to see if SPY goes down to 674 or even 672 then we buy.
>>61257108Yes If youre fine with losing 10k. I'm just doing a small position in hopes it mega dumps and I'll make 400%
reminder: loses arent real as long as you dont look at your portfolio. just come back later and everything will be fine. something me and brothers learned on the street.
>>61257061alarm clock mistake.
>>61257128It's not a loss until you sell
>>61257086Fine, fine, I'll buy more index funds
>>61257060ok redditor unalive yourself in mineslop now>>61257049brown hands cant type a sentence, and AI is trained on reddit cuckolds who seethe at someone not using punctuation>>61257076interesting ill try to find something goodI do like the chart though, seems like most combos is a jumbly fucking mess of shit, got any suggestions to have like MACD and RSIelse ill just keep using my 2 tabs, one for bizdicator/MACD and the other for RSI/DMII hope you chodes sold this morning cuz it aint getting any better
cheapies?
"Every stock always goes back up to the level where you bought if you hold it long enough."From the book "The art of the cope" by Anon on /smg/
>>61257160you tell me spy will never EVER recover? I guess we are all fucked
Tis the big one
YOU NEED TO BUY BITCOIN NOW OR ITS ALL OVER THAT BREAK UNDER 100K IS GOING TO BE A FREEFALL
>democratic docialist
>but, but...>...le...>...BUBBLEstill waiting fearfags
>>61257104this is a bot who doesnt want you to make moneylook at it using the meme arrowseither that or its a redditor retard seething hes not making it and wants nobody else to make itcope retard lmaoPEOPLE WILL LEARNI WILL TEACH THEMusing this combo is a 75+% chance of MAKING MONEYjust dont be a smoothbrain>>61257167youve just read a fucking reddit spacing post and youre asking if its true?hope ur post is 4 layers of irony
>>61257160Tbh this did happen when I lost half my folio on BILI had I just waited long enough
kek get bull trapped FAKEMEAT NIGGERS
>>61255807A 3x short Nasdump.
>>61257159uncertain
>>61257128I'm unironically doing this today
>>61256161We always told you cash is king.
>>61257174if the market goes sideways bitcoin goes to 50k if the market goes down bitcoin goes to under 20kif the market goes up bitcoin is still going nowhere until the inevitable flash crash to 0
>>61256594I plugged this into DeepSeek and it basically said “dollar cost average consistently, don’t wait for swings retard, the guy plugging in money consistently wins more (time in market etc)”
>>61256161There never was any money
>>61257214Better than being a Gamestop baggie you faggot
>>61256338>picnightmarish, ain't no way you can get any sleep there
what does biz think of TTWO? i'm buying just for the gta6 hoyp
thread cloud
The Gambjeet is gone right?
>>61257249no it's really not. bagholding is bagholding, and bagholding is for losers, and losers are not winners boss.
BTC 100K BREAK INCOMING
>>61257265Still left you those bags.
>>61257298I didnt buy any of that trash
BTC under $100k
You bought buttcoin instead of stocks because you were greedy. Greedy pigs get slaughtered.Thank you for your sacrifice.
BITCOIN IS NO LONGER WITH 100000 DOLLARS
it just keeps getting redder and redder AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AHHHH FUCK THEY SLURRRRPEED AAAHHGHGHHH ITS OVER GENERATIONAL BOTTOM IS IN
Should I sell my productive companies and go all in on Bitcoin?
generational buying opportunity?
>>61256462Isn’t that seriously one of the hardest math problems there is? It’s like take a number, add to it, 1% it, get a new number 1% it, add it again, 1% it. Now do that 252 times.It’s honestly extremely likely they don’t allow it to do math problems like these because the Chinese would get the ai to enter into a death loop.
>>61257329yes and then as usual take out a loan on your bitcoin and buy more bitcoin
IF THEY HAVE TO BUY BITCOINS THEY CANT BUY STOCKS AAGGHHHHH QQQ UNDER 620 ITS OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Bitards get what you fuckin deserve
>>61257303time to get on the 'log and tease the coincels and bitjeets
>>61257359No one who can move an index by more than 5bps is buying bitcoin today or any other day in this financial quarter.
>>61257376no but they do have to continue to sell bitcoins to try to hold the markets up as long as possible
Ok hahaThis was really funny lmaoBut isn't it about time to like...Go back up?
Hey just wanted to apologize. This is my fault. I bought today. Sorry about this
>>61257352It's basic calculus retard
>>61257356Is this show worth watching?(The $treet)
>>61257403Its okay anon, I bought puts.
>>61256077Does it make you happy or said, knowing that humanoid robots will replace pajeets?
>>61257265Gone but everything i look at my portfolio I go grrr to myself under my breath (I bought 1 share)
>>61256097There's usually one about every seven years.
>>61257403Mind getting some puts so I get the opportunity to get out?
>>61256329me two, it went from 180-260 on basically no news, or even bad news with that openai deal where i still dont know where they profit by giving away their gpus and shares
My theory is:As more money is printed to fund deficits, this helps people with assets (whose value increases due to inflation) and debt (whose relative value decreases due to inflation).This fuels inflation, and the more governments fuel deficit spending to fight it, the more the create it.Hence, the K-shaped economy.It ends in two ways: revolution, or war.
>>61257462This time its different.
I NEED A TIME MACHINE TO STOP MYSELF FROM INVESTING IN PALANTIR (TICKER: PLTR) YESTERDAY.
Smelly bagholders galore!
>>61257483Do you still have the receipt?
>>61257483Nope, rejected.
>>61257483You should’ve known it was going to dump with how many redditors kept posting their spreads of it making bank.
>>61257483I bought more PFE today.I feel you
>>61257483>Wasting your time machine trip to stopping yourself from investing in palantir, when you could have used it to prevent the atrocities that occurred on October, 7th,Man fuck you boss.
>>61256984>>61256984
I LOVE VOLATILITY IN THE CRYPTOMARKET, TRANSACTIONS ONLY COSTS 200x the regular amount
>look up dividend stocks with 5% yield>buy 10 of them>50% return
>>61255730AI has gone too far.
>>61255730Her left boob is poking out
>>61257505Why would we know what redditors are doing?Your not a…?
>>61256594I wish I could do that at work...
>>61256595Oh well~
>>61256028>Eastern euro>Greek?????
