church edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61255730
Yeah show your tits and pussy you fucking slag gonna bend you over and rape your ass cummies cummies cummies!!! Cummies up your bum you fucking Whore skank! Ahhhhhh GET PREGNANT
>>61256992Calm down brownie
go up fuckin benchod basterd bitch
>>61257018FUCK YOU BLOODY
what broker has the most complete etfs like all of them outside ibkrfor european (?)
>>61256984Church hoes are actually oftentimes the craziest hoes around
Alex Soros voted for muttdamiits over
>>61257120Who do you think is also funding him.
>>61256992saar
>>61257030DO NOT REDEEM
>>61257059ibkr is the only good online broker for europeans
>>61257097they're there to scoop up a beta cuck
>>61257120to the surprise of absolutely nobody
i am losing so much moneyi'm NGMI
>>61257228VIX is still below 20
GO THE BITCH UP WHORE
saar jarome will be doing the easeful soonlyhow do i know? intuition. gut feeling. full moon tonight.
>>61257238AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSTOPNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>61257218Do you think I would ever go to church otherwise?
>>61257242no
>>61257059You ask this same question every thread and you get the same answer over and over. Shut the fuck up
>>61257243vibes
>>61256984Nigger why you creating a new thread?
>>61257250
>>61257251you should be there to get good with god
>>61257251>>61257291ThisWomen are singularly the worst reason to go to church Which is why we make them stand on the left hand side
>the big one
>>61257320
I just got margin called for the first time. Luckily, they were gentle on my bussy. I still have plenty of positions
>>61257402Thanks for playing
Ahhh Powell cut the rates, AAAAA!!!! 200 bepis cut hurry!!!!!!>>61257346Whats bobo eating, it looks yummy.
>>61257420
I bought a lot of far-dated puts a few days ago, basically if this is the pivot of when the market begins correcting, im going to make millions.
>>61257468enjoy your plunder anon
>>61257258>>61257209What are you guys using then
KEK
>>61256992Chill out, Sanjay
>>61257492>list full of trash
I NEED A TIME MACHINE TO STOP MYSELF FROM INVESTING IN PALANTIR (TICKER: PLTR) YESTERDAY
I’M FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLESPRETTY BUBBLES IN THE AIRTHEY FLY SO HIGHTHEY REACH THE SKY,AND LIKE MY DREAMS THEY FADE AND DIE
>>61257492hello fellow niggermeat/goyslopdessert bagholder
From now on I'm literally only going to buy 4 things and 4 things only VOO, SCHG, SCHD, DGRO. Thats it. Weekly DCA, 30% each to VOO and SCHG, 20% to the other two. I'm done. Automated, won't even log on. Fuck this shit. I dont even want to (((invest))) anymore but its the only hope the goyim have to maybe one day not have their livelives revolve around work. Fuck niggers fuck kikes fuck Powell fuck trump fuck bussyant fuck them all and all of you. Fuck crypto fuck stocks fuck investments. Fuck this nigger world this nigger earth and my nigger life. Fuck this nigger website
i haven't bought anything since april. i come here for the pictures.
>>61257059I usea) IBKR - it's the one I feel safest withb) my local bank, which has high transaction fees and a 0.248% annual fee - this is a small backup "just in case"c) I no longer use Revolut, there's something that smells fishy about it. But it's easier to transfer money to Revolut and then to IBKR than to send directly from my bank, they sometimes stop it.
Will the AI bubble pop suddenly or be a gradual deflation?
Monero is up today. Does anyone need any more proof that it is decoupled from the rest of the crypto market? It's the only coin actually worth. Incredibly bullish.
>>61257539>SCHDwhy on earth
i made so much money on AMZN and the rest of my folio took a fat giant shit and erased all those gains and then some
>Gamestop buys bitcoin>Bitcoin fucking dumps>Gamestop still crabbingdump this fucking piece of shit already what the fuck
>>61257539>SCHDHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>61257555Gradual deflation, but this isn't it. We are way too early.Like others have pointed out, this is the shakeout prior to gov reopen pump.
Another day of me buying the top and selling the bottom.
can someone explain to me what the point of these price targets is? from 45 to 50 while the stock sits at close to 200.
This is just an opportunity, not a dip.
>>61257435Noodles look like those nissin ones ive been having lately. Looks tasty>>61257468Puts on what? And how far does it have to fall for literal millions (2m min)?
set phasers to dump
>>61257539Mine onlyVTI VEA VTVWill add vymi later
>>61257238>doesnt check the vvix >doesnt check the vix1d>doesnt check front, mid, and back month vix futures>doesnt check levereged vix bull/bear etfsdo you even vol bro? why is the forest quiet?
>>61257582instant ramen is trash, shit is literally undigestible https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvvYMzDvFfw
How long til Cracker Barrel gets back to 45? I refuse to sell at a loss
>tech tranny stocks down>crypto crashing>that piece of shit zionist CEO of Palantir sperging out on CNBCI love this nigga so much. He's an oasis of rationality in this delusional clown market.
>>61257584GME baggies will finally be back to $10, fucking faggots
>>61256992kek, the get pregnant part got me, before that I was just smiling widely, but then I had to chuckle
can someone find me a place in new york, i need something nice
>>61256984Honestly it’s both effay and blessed.>>61257558A shitcoin I noticed like that is Vine, not going anywhere, maybe some whales know something.
>>61257574The stock in question is x4 overvalued. Pretty simple really.
>>61257228If only making it was easy, life would be so comfy. I need 500k to just not need to work>>61257435Also whats the recipe?
>>61257600Cracker Baggies
>>61257595The forest is quiet because of the hidden tigers duh>>61257603doesn GME have enough cash on hand to take the co private at 15?
>>61257600Please explain your thesis for buying fucking Cracker Barrel in the first place
>>61257610Unironically, people are freaking out big time about Mamdani winning mayor because it legitimizes the new version of communism and Jews who now need to panic sell to gtfo, grab their bug out bags, get liquid assets to use for escaping the city while they put their property on sale.
>>61257574Someone thinks that’s fair value and it’s possible during a gigabear market. I lost everything when nvda dropped from 300 to 130 years ago on margin
>>61257601meanwhile i just continue to buy more puts every day and build my put position
>>61257628They vote for these faggots then leave to red states and vote faggots in power there.
>>61257601A broken clock
>>61257539>VOO, SCHG, SCHD, DGRO.why does your portfolio sound like a guy in a vehement struggle on the porcelain throne
>>61257622>because of the hidden tigers duhgot me. how could i be so stupid!
>>61257645not enough economic fiber in the folio
>>61257601>predicts 15 of the last 2 recessions
>>61257574Now check their p/e
I want to rebalance my portfolio, but I don't want to take the tax hit. This fucking sucks
IT OVERRRRRRRRRRRA AAAJGJGJGHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHGHHHHHHHH
>>61257539>VOOi own spy, am i cooked? the fees are higher on spy
The 100k support for Bitcoin looks solid. I knew people were overreacting but holy fuck man. You guys need to chill the fuck out.
>>61257539>>61257590
>>61257684Enjoy your 0.1% less annualised performance
>>61257689Only one thing is certain in the stock market. BBWs will always beat indicies by a factor of 20
Did you know that you can buy Palantir stock and receive early access to the Mark of the Beast?
>SPY forming the fabled "N" omen
>>61257435lookin yummy. Berk up big today, bought some BYD dip.
>>61257681>reply decades too late in a dead threadclassic divvytard
>>61257701b-but the compounding effect?!?!?!?! its over for me
>>61257685line touches 100k for the first time in like 10 years and does the obvious bounce and you think thats enough to say its solid? you are gonna wake up tomorrow and find out how solid it was when bitcoin is sub 80k
>>61257059I use xtb not sure if it's better but they don't offer options, only cfdsAny euro broker with options?
I don’t know anything about Crypto, but ETHA, the iShares Ethereum etf is down 8%, good slurp or no???
200 nigvideoIt's over.... I am financially raped
PAPA JOHNS RUGGINGticker PZZA--APOLLO WITHDRAWS TAKEOUT BID @ $64/sh--PZZA STOCK DOWN -18%lmao everyone on that board should be fucking shitcanned. papa johns is complete shit and they had an offer on the table for $64/sh. well now your stock is 40$/sh get fucked lmao
>>61256984extremely tacky outfit, would not join in holy matrimony
>>61257801>and they had an offer on the table for $64/shqrd?
>>61257435steak tips and ramen; the best of east and west
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqa1yEd891o10 minutes of pure copiumI'm losing money and not even mad anymore
>>61257813im shorting that faggots company, feels good
What is this pattern called ?
>>61257813more like 10 minute of pure pilpul
>>61257829seafloor
>>61257813the craziest thing is in 10 whole minutes, he didnt say a single thing palantir actually does lmaopeak bubble bullshit
>>61257801Reminds me off KSS (kohls) being adamant and refusing the valuable buyout. Look at them now.
>>61257291>>61257306If you think God is present in any church in North America you are unfortunately mistaken. Hoes are the only reason to attend church. I speak with God daily.
>>61257854I thought Palantir was a software company that works with the government or some shit
>>61257813Palantir is evil so it'll recover one way or another. I hope I'm wrong.
>>61257865you are a degenerate and a profligate
>>61257829Fraud.
>spy is up only 0.7% over a month agoits over
Today is standard gap checking stuff. Buy the dip.
NIGGER
>>61257875You are mistaken and a member of the Synagogue of Satan. If you think you need to attend a building or a man for absolution then you have been led astray and are an apostate.
>>61257813This was so inspirational, I'm buying Palantir.
Two things I can't find in this world1) A woman who likes to give and receive oral on demand2) A PLTR investor who knows what the company does
>>61257915i had 1) before but she was ugly
>>61257813Why is the dude rocking like a fucking meth head boss?
NIGGERANAL
>>61257810Apollo + some other fund offered 60/sh back in June. Later a few weeks ago, Apollo upped their bid to 64/sh for a buyouttoday, Yum! brands, who is the parent company of Pizza Hut, announced they are exploring options to sell Pizza Hut. so basically Apollo is like "ok if Papa Johns are going to be fucking retards and not sell to us, then fuck them, we'll put in a bid for Pizza Hut instead" and they retracted their 64/sh bidso Papa Johns stock is now tanking -20% with no buyout on the table anymore. Papa Johns has become so shitty in recent years they shouldnt even be in business anymore
>>61257924what else?
>>61257867WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN THOUGH??? WHAT IS EVEN THEIR PRODUCT???
>>61257813reminds me of the CLF CEO
>>61257857>Reminds me off KSS (kohls) being adamant and refusing the valuable buyout. Look at them now.yep. Papa Johns should go out of business. they are complete shit now
Is there something like stablecoins for stocks? For example if I wanted to sell a stock but not cash out and have a taxable event.
>>61257925>>61257928NIGGER
>>61257854>he didnt say a single thing palantir actually doescheck out /uhg/ threads on /pol/ for videos about "total zigger death". That's what Palantir does. Real-time processing of intelligence to kill russians and palestinians as efficiently as possible. He can't say it so clearly when ladies are in the room, please understand.
Hmm I think it's time I get ouf of my BABA. I got what I wanted from it, asking for more is greed, and unfortunately the "truce" shit between Burgerland and Bugland didn't bring any additional pump. And the valuations being completely memetic at this point make me feel it's pointless to chase 10% additional gains at the risks of losing 60% Shit odds.
>>61257946CAN YOU ACTUALLY VERIFY THIS THOUGH???
>>61257938They solve problems for the DoD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KipDBa4bTl8
>>61257953IF ITS NOT INFORMATION DIRECTLY FROM THE COMPANY I DONT WANT TO SEE ITFUCK YOUR YOUTUBER PUMPER SCAMMERS
What exactly determines the price of a company's stock?Why is a share of Company A worth $3 and a share of Company B worth $120 if the percent change while holding it is all that matters?
>>61257958>>61257953>>61257951>>61257950NIGGER
AAGHGHGHGHGH ITS OVERRRR SELL IT ALLLL
>>61257959Technical Niggardry analysis
>>61257967But why? I wasn't talking about Palanmeme
>>61257941I like the pizza thx just bought 1000 shares
>>61257959>What exactly determines the price of a company's stock?the last price the stock traded at, thats it
Does not looking at your port for a few weeks/months actually work?
>>61257951Yes, it is on Palantir's websitehttps://www.palantir.com/assets/xrfr7uokpv1b/1Fw2bFxYXmu3RWX7FvssB9/e64d19b6f042bda3d2a61e4fc43ea6ec/TheTimes.pdf
>>61257972Rei lostNIGGER
>>61257959
WHAT ARE SOME FUCKING CHEAPIES
>>61257969
>>61257969Massive buy signal
>>61257980OK SO WAR ECONOMY IS BULLISH.. I CAN SEE THIS SINCE AMERICA IS PLANNING ON DOING MANY WARS WITH THE DEPARTMENT OF WARSTILL THINK PALANTIR IS OVERPRICED UNLESS WE HAVENT PRICED IN THE AMOUNT OF WARS AMERICA GONNA BE DOING YET
Erm SOXL Chad?
>>61257959I've asked the same thing and honestly I still don't knowI've got some valid answers (Dividends, Stock Buybacks, Buyouts) but a lot of companies don't have any of those on the radar, so the reason is just ???.
>>61258004NIGGER
Dubs and I drop 13k on AMD 2X for earnings
>>61257995I WISH I COULD JUST TAKE A WALK AND SAY EVERYTHING IS FUCKED EVERY DAY AND MAKE A THOUSAND PLUS DOLLARS PER VIDEO
All this fear in the market what exactly happened. CAT and O are down when they just slam dunked earnings. KO and MCD are holding my head above water but what happened?
Reminder, if you think this is a dip, you should just wait a few more days to see what happens once all of Wall Street sells off and nobody at the NYSE is there to answer the phone to fill orders boss.
>Texas Gov. Abbott says he’ll ‘impose 100% tariff’ on New Yorkers who move inTARIFFS ON EVERYTHING
Financially speaking, what would happen if The President was deposed? Seems like a pretty easy way to turn the economy around.
>>61258015wew close oneDo it anyway for a laugh
>>61258015DROP THE 13K LETS GOOOOO
>>61258024>>61258016NIGGER
>>61257959The price of the share is determined by the valuation of the company and the amount of shares. Technically a 3 dollar per share company could be more valuable than a 120 dollar per share company, but I can't really recall any such occasions, probably because as other anon said it's technically worse.
>>61258004>THE AMOUNT OF WARS AMERICA GONNA BE DOINGYeah I doubt that investors have correcrtly priced in the amount of PEACE America is gonna be doing
>>61258028THATS... NOT EVEN HOW A TARIFF WORKSTEXAS SURE IS A RETARDED STATE RUN BY RETARDS, LOL
Gonna slurp.>>61257888It's above the 20 day still.
>>61258028this shit is not sustainableI wonder when people will finally do something about the powers that b getting funny with the money (never)
always slurp a 1% loss day
>>61258039NIGGER
>RDDT baggioes
dick cheney was the only one keeping things going.
>>61258055BASED
Just bought 2000 more shares of SOXL. We're close to a total RSI reset on several time frames on SOXX.
what would you call a mumu that holds etfs like spy that turned to a bobo because he did a put on nvda (and is winning)>t. me
>>61258065THE CURE IS A GIGANTIC GIGADUMPI CAN ONLY BE HAPPY IF ALL THE RETARDS 401KS GET DEVALUEDITS NOT ENOUGH FOR ME TO SUCCEED OTHERS MUST FAIL -KEVING CHANG
>>61257959(Assets - Liabilities)/number of shares * x The bigger the x, the more of a meme it is
>>61258033checked
>>61258020What happened is Buffet is unloading his bags and everyone else is following suit
>>61258039I approve of the anti new york sentiment but the Texas state gov has been straight wilding, doing unconstitutional things left and right. They need to be brought in line.
Meat marines, report in!!! We are so fucking back!!!! To infinity and BEYOND!!!!!!!!
>>61247512 >>61247490 >>61247464 where are you now dogshit eating tranny hahahahahahahahah>the line only goes up, no dip, you dumb, unga bungaGet fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuked
>>61258111that was from yesterday. stop being resentful. let it go
>be burry>get it right one time>buy puts on stonks>announce u put puts on stonks>stonks drop because retards are scared>sell puts>????>PROFIT
>>61258111CHECKED BUT I BET YOU JACK OFF TO WHITE FEMBOYS GETTING ANALLY BLACKED
>>61258138THATS NOT WHY THE MARKETS WENT DOWN, BURRY DOESNT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO MATTER
>>61258145>>61258138>>61258134NIGGER
>>61258154>BURRY DOESNT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO MATTERITS NOT ABOUT HAVING ENOUGH MONEY, ITS ABOUT BEING ABLE TO SCARE OTHER RETARDS THAT DO HAVE ENOUGH MONEY
>>61257813> comment section calling him out for using drugsKekDeath to this kikie insect
>>61258165BURRY ISNT BIGGER THAN THE PEOPLE WHO MATTER, HES A GOLDFISH
I think Burry sets up these "big short 2.0"s for attention. That is why it's options because he knows retards don't understand how much they are actually worth
>>61258165IMAGINE USING NEWS HEADLINES AS YOUR REASONING FOR WHY THE MARKET WENT DOWN BTW. LMAO YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO THINK FOR YOURSELF FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIVE. ITS OVER FOR YOU.
>>61258097Berkshire cutting back and selling BAC, AAPL and C have nothing to do with the overall health of the stock market. Bunch of weak hands getting out because the market dipped but why did it dip? NYC elections? Bank liquidity crisis? Student loan bubble? AI overvaluations and Micheal Burry short? Trump tweet? What happened?
Buttcoin bros...
>>61258111i bet he was a losing bear disguising as a doombull, they always talk like that to pretend that their terrible short timing lost them money because "the market is fake"
>>61258196ILL BUY ONE BITCOIN FOR 10 FARTCOINS. THATS AS MUCH AS IM WILLING TO PAY.
>MSTRkek, baggies
Why is apple green lol
>Set limit buy @ 3.95>Do you want to enable our "Price management algorithm" to ensure you get fair trades?>Uhhhhh... Sure?>Order fills @ 3.961>Mfw I just got jewed out of about 10 cents by agreeing to some bullshit modal window
>>61258210mumdami is giving everybody free iphones boss
>>61257980>trusting journos to even understand military technology, let alone to report on it honestlyyou'd never realize it by reading the article, but Palantir doesn't actually make the ai, they just build all the software around it. Take that however you want.
>>61257238>>61257228I should have taken the extra 11k in august and then left the market until next year.
Berkshire niggas eatin good
>>61258217Where is mine tim?
>>61257492>asbpWhy did I put 50 ubkcs into this
>SCHDApparently this piece of shit sold off broadcom because the price went up too much…What the actual fuck is wrong with it?!?!?!
I'm down 85K on sold PLTR calls expiring in January. Think it will hit around 130-140 by then? (It will)
>>61258231He ALWAYS fucking win, and dumbfucks on /smg/ will pretend otherwise.
>>61258241If rate cuts get denied in decemeber then theres a chance
>>61258028that doesn't make any fucking senseis tariff just the newest buzzword now? are zoomers just going to say they're tariffing each other when they split restaurant bills or some shit?
I BOUGHT THE DIP AND THEN THE DIPPER OF THE DIP AND AGAIN THE DIP BUT THIS THING IS IN EXTREME FEAR AND GOING DOWNHILL AAAAH
>>61258249>IfWhen, anon, the word is "when"
>>61258250>tfw no zoomer bf who will tarriff you at night
>>61258188im up 100% on intc and +50% on nvda dough
Thoughts on grrr? Scam?
>>61258257> buying before the gap closesYou only have yourself to blame
>>61258015Rerolling
>>61258191>why did it dip?Same reason it dipped on friday and dipped on opening on monday, dipped today and it will keep dipping and then climbing back to a lower high. Gold will simultaneously dip and then recover to 4000 over and over again. Wall st is slowly unwinding its positions and moving them over to gold while trying to keep the goyim from panicking.
>>61258279Do it pussyboy
I’m in trouble.>>61258257
>>61258218>trusting journos yeah but Palantir posted that write-up on its own website, so that's what the company wants us to read. Most of the software is probably quite boring, processing all those sensor data in a wide range of input formats must be hard work, also visualizing them so the users can make decisions. I guess that's their main benefit. The AI algorithms that do the prioritizing may not be all their own, but getting the AI to do useful things is still hard work. OK, I guess you have some leeway in military situations, it's OK if you kill children in a random building sometimes instead of the top Hamas operative...
Tariff mongo has finally fucked up le american consumer, something once thought impossible. He finally reached real billionaire status with his potus grift, you can all get fucked now lmfao
>>61257813Kek this guy is such a kike>anyone who knows anything about software>blah blah >goes in circlesHe's trying to make you feel dumb because he never says anything substantial and then cause your scared to be dumb just go along with his ebil genious shtick.
>>61258322Was just saying this down Wall Street
>>61258239This was deboonked yesterday
It appears that the net present value of all future cash flow produced by PLTR dropped 9% today.
slurped some $ETHU
I wanna quit and get my money back please
>IM UP ON ALMOST EVERYTHING >LOTS OF GREEN FOR MEbeen a brutal last month.
>>61258300>The AI algorithms that do the prioritizing may not be all their own, but getting the AI to do useful things is still hard workfair, there's definitely some utility in this company. I'd have to agree with the other anon though, this shit is crazy over-valued, and Karp is definitely trying to take advantage of the confusion over what the company actually does to pump the stock as much as possible. That article is just one part of the deceptive advertising.
Anyone slurped and too scared to slurp more?>>61258336This pic makes me kek
BITCOINS GONNA.... BITCOINS GONNA.A....ITSOGONNA DOOOOOMMPPP!!!!!!!!!! AAGHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>61258054With what cash??
>>61258388This would've been funnier if stocks were green today.Still pretty funny tho
I sold the bottom.
>>61256984real though, will the stock market be red tomorrow when cryptobros get liquidated?
>>61256984Its worth it to watch cryptards get annihilated.
>>61258416MSTR baggies will have red bums
>>61258433Was just saying this down the Chicago exchange
>>61258416THEY ARE SELLING BITCOIN TO BUY STOCK MARKET BUT ITS NOT WORKING. THINGS ARE SERIOUS NOW
it just keeps going down
>>61258458
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>>61258333Kek.
AMD marines, what are your expectations?
Has the market just decided the AI bubble is over
who are these niggas
Reminder if bitcoin falls too hard then entire companies like micro strategies will go bankrupt again
>>61258496AnotherMassiveDisappointment
>>61256984what's her pussy page
>crashing back to where we were 6 days agoIs acting like retards what we do for fun?
they played Margin Call on mainstream TV here two days ago btwI went to grab a drink and heard Jeremy Irons in the background "we are selling to willing buyers at the current fair market price!"
>>61258517Based
>>61257492Damn Hgraf doing good? Fuck yeah bought some of that about a month ago. I don’t even remember how much. I’m just gonna forget about it some more probably. Hoping quantum shit crashes cuz I have puts for next year too. This past 6 months been so boring but if this works out I can pay off so much debt please god please. Maybe Mamdani getting elected will help.
>>61258496I BELIVE IN LISA, I'M ALL IN.
Does crypto make people lose their hair?
>>61258551Was just saying this down at SmartCon
>mom is yelling at me>I have to 2 work in 2 hours>bunch of stocks and MSTR I should have sold weeks/months ago are just bleeding out>polymarket sucks so I can't even gamble on the 5% chance that Cuomo wins
hgraf sister we are red as well at the end
has the GRRR nigga killed himself yet
>>61258551> A voice echoes back and forth down the hallways at Hogwarts
>>61258532Smaller stocks are like altcoins in crypto, when big companies like nvidia crash it fucks the small stocks that never recovered from the last dump.
>>61258565Are you the MSTR baggie? That's going to be the biggest most odorous bag of excrement ever assembled in the history of capitalism.
>>61258565Cuomo will winHe said he received cheers at the polling station, despite being a rapey granny killer Drumpf's last minute semi-endorsement of him on Sunday night will swing it. Put the house on it.
>>61258532People lose their shit because of leverage.You see people posting 20% daily gains sometimes. You will inevitably wipe out at that volatility.
low is in
I think when the first "crypto holding company" liquidates it's going to be nagasaki in the markets.And you guys have no idea how many of these bullshit companies exist. Companies you've never even heard of exist just to hold crypto you've never even heard of, all over the world.
>>61258639won't matter, it'll be like the SPAC melty. didnt impact the rest of the market.
>>61258231It's a strong day but they're not doing buy backs right now.
>>61258586If Sliza had any brains at all he would have allied with Cuomo like RFK jr. did then he could have been police commissioner or something. /tard
>SPY down>gold down>BTC downWhat the fuck is even happening, where is the money even going
I used to shit on gold but judging from groceries it looks like 2x from here
>>61258663cash is king!
>>61258663you know exactly where its going
amd is going to deep dive 26% lmaooo
>>61258636UNTIL TOMORROW
>>61258639MSTR is so tempty to short fuck
>>61258663LOOK AT A HEATMAP RETARD
>>61258693anti semitism isn't cool mr groyper incel
>>61258532we're levered to the tits
>gain a little more when markets pump>lose a little less when markets dumpIt's that easy anon, why do you get so greedy?
>>61258519age is just a number
IS AMD GONNA BEAT OR NAH?
>>61258706I unironically dont know what you are talking about lol
>>61258663mtg cards and funkopops
>>61258717>>>/pol/
>>61258729Yes but crash
>>61258729AMD IS GOING TO ZERO ITS SHITSHIIIIIIIITT
>>61258586KekBut unironically PM is one of the worst interfaces I've ever seen. Why the fuck can't it just function like a normal crypto interface where I transfer crypto in and bet? What's with the extra steps and fucking Polygon, the jeet chain?>>61258572This is one /biz/ stock I'm glad I didn't randomly throw 100 bucks into.Seriously I have way too many /biz/ stocks shilled here where I was like "I will put 100 bucks in" and then months later I have 50 bucks. Very bad picks, most of the time.>>61258583Luckily I'm not the "put 200k on mstr" guy, most of my money actually is in cash, but when you think about all the times you COULD have bought the dip and doubled your money a few months later, and that it's been 5 years since I had a job where I made more than 1000 a week in salary (thanks covid) you start to wonder why the fuck you're still alive. Plus, also, I have not had a gf since 2020 and am now "unc". Big oof.I dunno. I made money in this market, but I look in the mirror and scream "why didn't you go all in you fuckin retard you coulda made 200k+ easy" and hate myself a little more every time random shit like MSTY crabs down a little more- that's another one shilled by /biz/, not NVDY the one that actually did well compared to where it was 6 months ago, but fuckin MSTY.
>>61258729deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep dive
>>61258730>questioning the 6 million death toll of the holocaust>109 countries jokebe less obvious
>>61258729They're gonna cook the books, everyone will notice it, then stock will crater.
>>61258748yeaheven troonlantirs good forecast could not hold
>>61258639By the time Saylor is liquidated, MSTR will already be dead anyway. It won't be a nuke because the nuke will be something else, like MEXC imploding.>>61258700Crypto shit always memestock pumps when it gets too many shorts, the time to short MSTR was a month ago.
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>>61258729Best case scenario it crabs. Its not going to pump
habeeb it
>>61258729Shart in AM, melt upwards from 5am to market open and beyond.Yes, you may screencap this post
i am losing bigly today
AND THUSLY ALL DIP SLURPERS WERE DESTROYED TODAY, AS WAS DECIDED BY STOCK MARKET JESUSGET FUCKED
>>61258767>the time to short MSTR was a month agoI agree
so why is the stock market ending this week
KRAMER SAID USAR IS A NO-BUYPILE IN, BOYS
>>61258682I made so much money swinging GDXU in sep/oct but I could have literally made enough to buy a fuckin house if I went in heavy 2 months ago. Kicking myself for thinking it was too high, but it's obviously going back to 3600 and I can't afford to get rekt harder than I am.
>>61258729it will double beat by a lotthen it will pump 20% AHthen it will dump 80%we call this the 80/20 rule
>>61258517no it won't, but more importantly, what's gotten into you today darling? tell me what's wrong and how i can help
>>61258791BUYBYUUBYBUBYBUBYBUBBY
>>61258243>>61258243
>>61258729AMD is a good company but I don't trust wallstreets analysis of it. They're too hard on them routinely. They'll beat but I can't judge sentiment.
>>61258774>melt upwards overnight when only MMs can buyOf course!>>61258791Jim said that? My boy has my back, we're so back.
>>61258787There’s a battle going on for the 100k point. Welcome to what it’s like to be in the gold market Kek. Those institutionally invested in bitcoin need it to hold that level. Just like gold needs to hold about 3700 over the next few weeks.Things are heating up everywhere. Economic, monetary, geopolitics. Can Bitcoin throw off the tech stock correlation and show it’s a risk-off sanctuary like gold when the wind blows. We will see.
>>61258832Find out on the next episode of Dragonball Z
>>61258706Fuck you and your bitch hat
>>61258843saar
>>61258706It's sad that all you have to fall back on is that it's not "cool", as if the groyper incel you're imagining in your head cares what jews think is cool
WHERE IS THE BOTTOM?
>>61257829cardiac arrest
>>61257829Well if you hold that until Q1 2026 you'll get a guaranteed +1%...
>>61258496I'm holding for the long term. AI might be in a bubble, but anyone who has used AI extensively knows it is not going away. Once the industry matures, we will see more competition against Nvidia, so Nvidia being the first-mover has more to lose as the market matures, while AMD has more to gain.
