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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/
>>61256984
>>
can't even afford bit giddy potato gf after this dump
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POV: bibisi
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>>61258243
Boiled potatoes bitch? You fucking kidding me with this shit?
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>>61258280
I'm irish so I'm into it (and those milkers oh lawdy)
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The cameraman is Black btw
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What's with the retarded and depraved OPs kidnapping the /smg/ community lately

YWNB/smg/
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>Dick Cheney died
And the market cried in sympathy
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OH BOB SAGGETT
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>>61258303
Cuckbros...I thought were white only
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I CANT TAKE THIS BEAR EDGING ECONOMY ANYMORE
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>every single day is red
shit market
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>>61258243
>op already deleted
i hate you dogshit bakers so mucho
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I would just like to remind you that this is the part where the bear leaves his cave forever and we begin another global war boss.
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we didnt dump enough yet
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I am still 10% cash. Will buy more in the upcoming days if shit keeps going down. Poggies
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>>61258838
the real selloffs you should be scared of are slow ones like this where theres hardly any attempt to push higher
we arent done unless amd singlehandedly saves the stock market AND bitcoin
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Buying more amd puts
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GUYS... GUYS!!!! GUYS!!!!!
DONALD DUMP HASNT EVEN TWEETED YET......
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All money is worthless
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>>61258815
Black bros deserve to have a voice in the cuck community
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>he dosn't know why the forest is quiet
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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
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An aircraft carrier just flew over my house. Is China invading?
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>>61258849

The big print hasn’t even started. Probably better to sit out the market for a bit. Wish I’d listen to that instinct 2 months ago.
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>>61258869
Today: -0.59%
This week: -0.84%

My index funds are up because of the USD strengthening.
But my 12% BTC position wiped it all out.
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>>61258861
Thomas jefferson did his part, what about you?

>>61258869
SH-SH-SHUT UP!
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>>61258869
NIGGER
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>>61258869
Ugh
I lost close to 2k between this, my kther brokerage and retirement accounts
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>>61258869
Today: -5.46%
This Week: -4.78%
This Month: -4.78%
This Year: -33.67%
yeah....
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Are we witnessing the start of the AI bubble collapse today? Everything related to AI is down while the actual productive economy is up.
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>>61258869
First time again visiting /smg/ in months, is this a signal? I hold incel and nigvideo both at 100% and 50% profit respectively.
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>>61258880
My portfolio got FUCKED by the market and I watched
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LISTENING TO FUEL - HEMORRHAGE FOR THIS EARNINGS DROP
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>>61258869
-7.55% (-$13,784)

I am losing the will to go on
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>>61258831
If that happens, everyone here better have their own central bank
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>AMD earning's call at 5pm ET
Ermmmmmmmm I need to go to sleep THOUGH?
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>>61258869
-7.2%
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>>61258889
No anon you were supposed to be the cucker not the cuckee!!
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>>61258886
I dunno - on what catalyst? I thought DeepSeek would do it, but people just slurped the dip.
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WTFWT +3.84% AMD BLIP PUMP
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>crypto tards today
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>>61258885
>>61258894
>>61258904
brutal day sorry guys
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Glad it's over
Thank God it's Friday
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NIGGER
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IN MY HANDS... IN MY HANDS AGAIINNNNNNN
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>>61258897
I forgot where I buried all my silver and I don't understand my own treasure map
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>>61258897

It’s prudent for sure to have at least 10% in something that has no counter party risk like PMs. So much volatility looming. So many black swans possible now. The bastards are flocking. There’s usually supposed to be fucking one.
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>>61258906
The catalyst is everyone realizing AI is a worthless fucking scam with no economic value.
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>>61258858
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>61258869
-3.73%
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WE ARE AMD MARINES, WHERE'S THE PUMP
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>>61258897
I have two shiny 1oz rocks of gold sir.
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>>61258886
Fucking FINALLY. I want every fucking retard that pumped this bubble to hang themselves, unironically.
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I'm holding AMD weeklies into earnings so it's guaranteed to tank.
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>>61258869
very good
we need to dump fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurther
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NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN, GUILTY FEET HAVE GOT NO RHYTHM
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>>61258869
-1.63%

amd smci plz
>>
>>61258869
Terribly, down 3.00%. bought some hopefully cheapies
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>>61258869
fuck you
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Ahhh man wasted 30 bucks on SMCI something about it was too tempting for my gambling addiction.
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>>61258913
>Kagurabachi posters in /smg/
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Is Boeing a good buy ATM?
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>>61258926
Silly bobo.
It's simple game theory.

If AI wins consumers are replaced in which case most of these non AI companies are worthless.

If AI loses the economy crashes and all these companies catering to consumers have consumers who can buy anything.,

Therefore the only rational choice is to buy AI.
>>
>>61258869
-2.03%
>>
>>61258943
>>61258886
Too early and mostly just FUD. I just checked job offers and it's all AI, AI and AI. I will buy some cheapies if it goes down further but long term I give at least 2 more years.
>>
>>61258947
based retard, this is the only proper response to seeing scantily clad sloots in public
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>>61258961
Maybe it’s technically a boomer stock I think and we let China buy airplanes or some shit?
>>
>>61258869
Was green right up to the end, and then BOOM, they kicked me in the nards
-6 percent
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COME ON AMD RELEASE THE NUMBERS
>>
>>61258869
-12%
I feel nothing
>>
>>61258869
+0%
I didn't see any play to make so I stayed on the sidelines. Looks like it was the right thing to do.
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>>61258980
5 more minutes
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Reminder that the dumbest still vaguely sentient motherfuckers in the western world (red hats) are heavily invested in stocks and crypto (that's gone though) as they were ordered to do so by the Jim Jones gold ballroom guy.
i.e. everybody who actually knows what a stock is has one.
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>>61258965
>If AI wins consumers are replaced in which case most of these non AI companies are worthless.
If AI actually takes everyone's job, there will be a communist revolution and none of those companies will survive. But it won't because it's a worthless technology that's incapable of doing anything actually productive.
>>
>>61258869
-3.9%
Oh well. It's another day.
>>
>cava
uhoh
>>
>>61258995
UH OH STINKY MY CRAPPY INSEAM
>>
This want to go lower. I’m a commodity guy. But am not thinking about snagging some BTC after it corrects. But it wants to go lower. Big players are trying to hold it up. The bad news hasn’t even hit yet.

Any not psycho crypto dudes wanna suggest a sensible entry point in a month or two.
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>>61258869
down 1.4%, i thought the feds were protecting MAPs start another pissing match with china trump
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>>61258886
As long as a couple of the medical applications survive, by all means, crash
I absolutely despise 99.9% of the forced hype and gimmicks around AIslop and I do hope the nightmare we've been stuck in since 2022 finally releases us
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Buddy check Suck My Cock Inc computer
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Lower for longer.
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I FOUGHT THE JEWS AND THE JEWS WON
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I'm up 40% on ETHD
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>>61258948
>smci
Anon... I got news for you
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Pinterest got jacked up puuunch in da mouf
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>>61258869
>-4.5%
I got lucky one time buying gold mining stocks before they all 2xed and thought I was smart but I'm actually just getting raped endlessly
>>
>>61258995
>all of the numbers for current quarter below estimates
>they "see" sales, but not earnings, in next quarter above estimates
Is that good or bad?
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AND THERE IT IS
GET FUCKED AMKEKS
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>>61259030
I wish. Doubt now is the time though.
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Pinterest stock collapsed
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im buying the dip
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>>61258996
>thing marx predicted would make a utopia actually happens
>therefore we must revolt everyone!
And here we have the internet communist, misunderstand (at a foundational level) the teachings of his prophet, as he is wont to do.
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amd goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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>>61259041
they only win if you sell
holnd
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>>61259066

Are you sure it’s not near an interim top tho?
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OK FOR REAL THOUGH THIS IS THE MOST WET FART OF AN EARNINGS IVE EVER SEEN FOR A TECH STOCK
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>>61258869
41.46% but I'm on Euro hours trading 20x shorts on the nasdaq and trading closed 5 hours ago. It's down about 750 points from when I entered my current position. I have nothing else.
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>>61258816
>BEAR
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>>61259054
NONONONONO THS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN AAAAAAA
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>>61259041
https://youtu.be/-TeDJuC8fLA?si=xVFCcT3pI5h3kSPg
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why did everything drop 2% today? what even happened?
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>>61259044
i should have known boys
>>
Down 30k in the past two days so about 25% of my portfolio. Also stuck in a bunch of iBit calls that will probably expire worthless and put my down 50%, at which point I will buy VOO with the rest of my money and start working part time at McDonalds.
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>>61259086
My stocks picked the bear over me
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>Realty Income Corporation (O) earnings report
>Revenue increased 10% YoY
>AFFO / Share increased 2.9%
>invested a total of $1.4 billion at a weighted average initial cash yield of 7.7%
>portfolio maintained a high occupancy rate of 98.7%
>rent recapture rate of 103.5%
>beat expectations across the board
>dropped 3.5%
honk honk
>>61258960
It's nice seeing WSJ getting something like this after the crap that was hero academia and stuff
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>>61258869
-6%
Eh. I'm just used to it now. It's depressing but not at all surprising
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LET'S FUCKING GOOOO AMD BEAT THE FUCK OUT CMOOOON
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>>61259090
Dick Cheney died and Satan came to collect
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NIGGER
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>AMD -9% already
Wtf happened bros??????
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>>61259088
Hahaha bears lose!
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Buy the rumor
Sell the goons
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>>61259084

That’s why it’s selling off given the expenditures. Need absolute gang buster earnings to justify where things are at. The type of earnings that life the dogs with fleas in the sector. Didn’t happen tho.
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>>61259090
You haven't heard were in a government shutdown and there's a looming liquidity crisis?
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$AMD | AMD Q3 25 Earnings:

• Revenue: $9.25B (est. $8.74B)
• Adjusted EPS: $1.20 (est. $1.17)
• Adjusted Operating Income: $2.24B (est. $2.15B)
• Adjusted Operating Margin: 24% (est. 24.8%)
• R&D Expenses: $2.14B (est. $1.96B)
• Capex: $258M (est. $219.7M)
• Sees Q4 Revenue $9.3B–$9.9B (est. $9.21B)
• Sees Q4 Adjusted Gross Margin About 54.5% (est. 54.5%)
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it's over
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>>61259120
>Surely this is a 500 billion dollar company
NIGGER
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>>61259092
A job's just a good idea all around even if you have a great portfolio. Assuming you aren't already like, 68 or suffering boneitis at least
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>>61259122
This is all Biden's economy.
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>>61259103

I can’t find that stock ticker. Will it moon?
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I only buy very profitable companies with growing revenue and earnings at a good sub 15 pe valuation and still I get shredded. Should just sell everything and buy bonds I guess. If I buy s&p500 that will be the exact moment it all bursts
>>
>>61259120
It is hyper crabbing. Hopefully it goes down
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BITCOIN GONNA BREAK BELOW 100K AGAIN
ITS SO FUCKING OVER BROS I CANT BELIEVE IT
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>>61259122
shut up jpow noone likes you
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>>61258886
Costco is the only productive company that was green today
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I call this pattern The Headless Horseman
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>>61259150
You can always do the wheel strategy.
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Is NKLR gonna pump 3x to ATH again or nah
I don’t hold any it’s just really cheap today
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NIGGER
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>>61259119

This is such a mindless own goal. Only elites in their insular cliques would be willing to fight to the last other man but them.

It’s got to be having a macro impact at this point. The government purse is too large not to.
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>>61259122
In the end, their primary mandate is stability.
No one cares about inflation or unemployment, they don't want the system to crack under their watch.

They will do "whatever it takes" to fix it, regardless of how much money needs to be printed.
You might think this will obviously benefit TLT, since rates will have to go to 0 first before the money printing can begin.
I think they might not do that. QE "proved" (in their minds) that they can print money to buy treasuries without causing inflation. We might see money printing to buy treasuries while keeping rates high to fight inflation. Full throttle with the handbrake on.
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>>61259163
wheeling is free money in this economy, premiums are insane
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>>61259160
>cheap hotdog India market
Ugh fuck I hate going now
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>>61259155
I don't understand how it can keep dumping. Where the fuck are the buyers at 100k. Completely insane.
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>>61259155
this is when I usually visit places like r/mstr or r/btc. thats when these places are full with useless self encouragement threads.
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>>61259138
if only getting a job didnt require 10 levels of humiliation rituals to just get the interiview. I'll stick to selling drugs
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AMD DOWN 400%
YOU CANT SELL THE SHARES ANYMORE, YOU HAVE TO PAY NOW
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>>61259071
Marx was a fucking retard and there will never be such a thing as a post-scarcity society. The grift that is being hyped as "AI" doesn't even remotely do anything towards creating a post-scarcity society. What they're selling AI on is replacing every high paying job and forcing everyone into low skill low pay menial labor. If it were to actually succeed in doing that, you'd see all the hundreds of million of newly unemployed people burning down all these companies and murdering all the executives and investors profiting from it, just out of sheer anger. Communism will just be the convenient next thing that comes after and we'll have to endure 100 years of misery in the west. All because these stupid fucking psychopaths like Sam Altman want to become trillionaires and will go to any length to scam the public to achieve it.
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>>61259180
Support is at 92k not 100k
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>>61259149

Even they will have wild volatility soon.
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>>61259177
I voted for trump under the assumption we'd get more covid-era stimulus and I am not getting what I voted for. I'd like to file a complaint
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>>61259177
>We might see money printing to buy treasuries while keeping rates high to fight inflation
Actual nightmare scenario but probably their only way out
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>>61258243
caught the DTCK breakout this morning. Still riding it.
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>>61259195
BOBOS WON IT WAS SO OBVIOUS
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Why are good earnings dumping?
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>Advanced Money Destroyer
AMD is like the trash games that barely hold resale value
NVIDIA is the Nintendo whose games are always expensive and hold value second hand
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>>61259054
-26%
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>>61259195
Kek
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O smashed earnings and still dumped 3%, a fuckin REIT with stable income
this may be the big one bros.
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>>61259223
HOW CAN YOU EVEN SAY THAT AMDS STOCK PRICE IS HIGHER THAN NVIDIAS
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I lost everything.
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I regained everything
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>>61259090
>2%
try 6
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>>61259217
Amd was at $100 6 months ago its incredibly overbought. And doesn't have microsoft aura
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>>61259232
>What is market cap
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>>61259178
Yeah but I'm too rarted to manage the cycle
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bobros....are we back?
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>>61259243
LOOK FACTS IS FACTS. NVIDIA CANT EVEN HOLD 200 DOLLARS A SHARE
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>>61259237

I’d hate to see what would happen to you when the fireworks actually begin.
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>>61259243
It's incredible to me that there are real, actual human beings, posting in /smg/, who don't understand market cap
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>i dont think amd is going down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnf0F7HAMFw
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>he didn't go all in MOBX yesterday
its like you guys hate money
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ITS MORE INCREDIBLE TO ME THAT YOU REDDITORS FALL FOR IT SO EASILY
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maybe buying a house this year wasn't such a bad idea
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>>61259261

Line go up. Remember
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>>61259260
I was all in on MSTU at $3
I was sure it would rebound but I didn’t think Bitcoin would fall under 100k

It’s literally over.
100% margin completely wiped out.
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>AMD up 100% ytd
>50% over the past month
>earnings drop by under 10% one day
damn I guess you shouldn't speculate the literal day before?
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>>61259261
market cap? I thought we was on that no cap fr fr
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>>61259257
https://www.moomoo.com/news/post/35362357/is-nvidia-stock-split-coming-ceo-jensen-huang-tells-cramer
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>>61259281

>margin

There’s your problem. We are entering the VOLATILITY stage. You have to be fucking mandrake the magician to ride that wave and not be mangled on the rocks. Step back.
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>>61259094
that's too bad dear. i wish i was there with you to comfort you today, it seems like you really need it. in a way though, i feel like all your bad decisions and outcomes are connected and deserved. don't take that the wrong way, i don't want to see you hurting, don't want to see you struggle, but things could be very different for you, and you could be feeling really good right now had you chosen differently. feel like i could very easily love you into a totally different person, rewire your whole mind with just a touch.
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Where do you see opportunity? I refuse to buy 15000 p/e AI stocks
But everything is dumping. Even gold. No safe haven
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BRVTAL SELLOFF CRYPTO
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BITCOIN IS CRASHING
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The amd ceo better say the n word on the earnings call I need it to go alot lower
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>>61259272
I'd put more cash into them if they at least announced the intent to start their own fab
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In the back of my mind I knew this would happen. There were too many scams! Way too many pump and dumps. It seems people lost faith.
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I'm not gonna check what's happening to my portfolio after hours. I'm just not
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I WILL BUY BITCOIN AT 60K AND SOONER THAN YOU MIGHT THINK
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Has Lisa Su hit the wall?
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>>61259310
Where we are going, there are no safe havens. Welcome to the depression. Not yet though.
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>>61259310

Look to history. Where does safety lie. How much risk do you want.

Let me put it like this. When you’re in a situation where the herd is losing 50% or more. And you lose 25%. You are actually up. Relative purchasing power matters.
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Is it finally happening? Is it safe to go all-in on puts?
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>>61259196
Isn't it true that AI *is* destroying a lot of jobs right now? Even in my company they are starting to think of firing people and they haven't even fully implemented the AI automation they've been planning.
Sure, you might argue that the end result will be of worse quality, but it's not like management cares. As long as the numbers go up, they'll keep pushing for AI.
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>>61259369
bottom signal
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>>61259370
AI has already destroyed the jobs of all human actors in the KO christmas ads...
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>>61259370
>they haven't even fully implemented the AI automation
there is no "automation" with this fake and gay "AI". It requires constant prompting and editing from humans and produces consistently shitty results. It's a total meme.
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>>61256462
>>61256594
>>61256520
OK anons the answer appears to be... YES this strategy would have worked in 2025 on SPY

Between 2010 and 2025 it would have only worked 5 out of 15 years. So NO it doesn't appear to be a good general strategy for any year the way it was phrased

>2025 Normal Gain: 16.956129185699048
>2025 DCA2 Gain: 19.78712077536271
>2025 # days invested: 100

Here's the python code you can play with yourselves:
https://pastebin.com/uFMXmcxb

Usage: python dca2.py [YEAR]

you can run this bash script to get different years, change PORTIONS or the stock and other values to see if you can make this a winning strategy:

for i in {2010..2025}; do python dca2.py "$i"; done
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Alright well I’m gonna go get into a fight with someone much smaller and weaker than myself.

See ya!
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Is it more profitable these days to become a femboy or a catboy? I’m legit ruined
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>>61259398
you're already not allowed near any elementary school don't do it anon !
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>le he predicted 20 of the last 3 recessions xDDDD
Name one where he went all in with $1B and it was a nothingburger
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>>61259396
Thanks
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>>61259402
You don't need any disguise if you offer to suck dicks for money. Most users would pay more if your gender is clearly recognizable.
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>supermicro down again 10%
ok now I am actually mad
this piece of fucking dogshit stock keeps going break even and dumps unrealistically again
what A BIG PIECE OF FUCKING DOGSHIT COMPANY
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>>61259440
Is this one nigger for every percent you lost today?
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>>61259440
Yes?
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>'AI bubble' searches skyrocketing
>AMD, Palantir and Nvidia stock down (even though AMD's earnings was good)
>Michael Burry all in on shorts
>crypto crashing to the ground

Yeah its over for techbros. The Great AI Collapse has officially begun. Going to be an interested Q4 for sure.
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>>61259440
watch this faggot not being banned for racism
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AMD IS DOWN 20% AH !!!!! SEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL REDDDIT SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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>>61259396
That's cool anon. You should be valued more than AI slop.
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>>61259392
>What is New Coke
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>>61259440
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I'm all in VST. How fucked am I?
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why is nasdaq pumping again?
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>>61259451
>AMD, Palantir and Nvidia stock down
They are down like 2% this is a nothing burger. Let me know when they are down 10%
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>>61259071
You failed to account for people doing stupid irrational shit in stressful situations.
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All in on ANET puts. Hoping to wake up to double digits and -30% tomorrow. Tepid forecast with hot expectations means this should be heading for a remake of The Core
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>>61259451
THEY ARE SEARCHING IT SO THEY CAN GET IN
WE HAVE NOT REACHED THE STOCK MARKET TOP YET
ABANDON ALL SHORTS, I REPEAT, ABANDON ALL SHORTS
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>>61259451
see >>61259476
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>>61259474
DO WE CONSIDER 0.11% MOVES PUMPS NOW? IS THIS HOW BAD THINGS HAVE BECOME???
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>AMD beats earnings
>drops
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>>61259451
Burry is a much better bull than bear. He did well with China. Shame his LULU play didn't work out. I think he sold his 50k shares position
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Its so fucking over
I lost half a paycheck overnight
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>>61259504
margin guidance didn't beat estimates
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>>61259504
amd and nvidia are both insanely overvalued atm, not a big surprise
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>>61259504
Its crabbing
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>>61259511
>500 bucks
>half a paycheck
jesus christ
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>>61259511
400 euros is a paycheck for you? Don't you guys make like a gorillian dollars an hour and get free college in euroland
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>>61259474
it isn't
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>>61259534
Such is life in Eastern Europe.
Should I hold in hopes it gets better or will it only get worse like everything else in this world?
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>>61259511
you need to stop gambling yuropoor
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>>61259545
europoors may be dirt third world tier poor but they have bike lanes chuddy
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>>61259545
Eastern Europe - Wageslave Hell
Western Europe - Mudshit Hell
Pick your poison
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>>61259548
Have you tried corruption? Rig an election or something like you guys are famous for
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>>61259548
focus on progressing in your career
investing can only do so much
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>>61259196
Bro this year I was hoping to do a bootcamp these shits are so expensive I just want a way out of slavery, I got big wins in the market and finally earned the 14k for it but AI is fucking ruining everything for me. I just read 10000 laid off in IBM with a lot being HR and my degrees are gay and I’m scared because I have business administration and was going into data analytics but now have no idea if that can be replaced by AI. I might switch to cybersecurity but will it be too hard to get a job in that.

I guess I can work at Target another year, I might do law school instead maybe work at a bank but is there a point, AI is fucking me up.
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>>61259560
western europe is also a wageslave hell on top of being a mudshit hell
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Ok Listen up biz bros
This is how we are gonna take all of /bant/smg/s money:

First it we dump because of the dollar
then suddenly we make up a new inflation wave so the fed can't cut when the recessionerino comes. gnhihi..
We can't have stagflation so sudden lack of AI growth will create deflation when lack of demand and joblessness make the 10Y moon *rubs hands*
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>>61259504
With the way things have gone today I thought it would have a huge dump desu
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>>61259603
It's a shame the schizo ruined /bant/. Hope he's one of the first ones to jump when the AI bubble pops.
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Digits and Pakistan accidentally sets off a nuke and the entire market opens double digit red tomorrow
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>>61259648
Digits and the decade of the bulls starts and there's never again another red day
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>>61259603
Schnauze
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>>61259648
>jeet nuke
imagine the smell
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Why no 'flight to safety' ?

Where are the sellers going?
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100k is proving to be a solid, solid bottom
MSTR is green after hours
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>>61259639
in my scenario there is not really popping an AI bubble but rates were a little too high for all these investments, for them to make sense rates have to be higher anyway
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>>61259672
state issued bonds of a failing state isn't "safety"
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Lel, glad I sold AMD and nigvidia yesterday.
Not so glad I still hold amzn TSM and googl, should've followed my gut feeling and completely cash out.
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>>61259662
>Please automatically report this other german flag piece of shit thatstalking me for over a year now. It will be always be worth your time since he never barely posts anything worth reading.
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where is su talking? no one shows her
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>>61259500
>>61259547
yes
its higher than it was before close eventho everything dumped
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NIGGER
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BITCOIN PAMING
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>>61259504
It's PE ratio is 149 what did you expect? It needed to beat earnings way beyond what it was targeted at to actually go higher
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Let them eat BYND
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>>61259713
racist
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>>61259715
Bitcoin won
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>>61259723
>courts just declaring that the president defy the purse of the congress and give out benefits
that was such an easy political win, what a stupid judge
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>>61259723
why can't these people just get a job and be financially responsible?
having self-control is what separates humans from animals
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>>61259675
>China is waking up
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Lost a whole month of gains today
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looks like DXY is rallying. any news on why?

>>61259751
Over 2/3rds of SNAP recepients are children, elderly or disabled
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Why is there nothing to short?
Everything is down but there's nothing that looks like its going to drop.

Why am I always sitting in cash like a loser?
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What can make SPY pump 5% this week
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>>61259768
>children
irresponsible parents, the state should seize them and give them to responsible adults
>elderly
literally had decades to accumulate as much wealth as possible, you have to be retarded to be poor at old age
>disabled
fair enough
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I JUST WANT TO MAKE ENOUGH TO RETIRE
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME
AHGHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>61259693
Anyone who uses AI extensively knows it isn't going away. Makes sense to sell Nvidia since they are the first-movers, but competition will heat up and the competitors will have more to gain.
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>>61259765
make sure you buy the bottom on leverage
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Full moon
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>>61259772
Be stunning and brave like Burry and short Palantir
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>>61259803
Buy when there's blood in the streets

>>61259806
it already dumped. There's always a bounce.
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>>61259781
more of pic related
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>automated monthly buys in my brokerage and Roth IRA happened yesterday on first trading day of the month
>I literally bought the top

Stocks for this feel?
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>>61259792
because you touch yourself at night
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>>61259819
Palantir and tesla aren't on there
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>>61259817
short after the bounce
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Saylor is buying. Bitcoin is healing. We fucking survived Bitcoin bros.
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>>61259831
Palantir is a CIA cutout
they don't need to play that pretend game
and TSLA is just a meme stock at this point
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>>61259839
bear market avoided!
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I am financially ruined
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AMD isn't moving, something tells me I'm not going to get the -10% I was hoping for.
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>>61259870
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>>61259839
I slurped the generational bottom.
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>>61259881
you actually are, you just gotta wait
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HE'S A SNAP BENEFICIARY
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>>61259910
kek
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good thing I partly delevered yesterday
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>>61259906
-2.2% so far, I shall wait
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>>61259559
>>61259560
>>61259579
rentfree mongrels
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>>61259847
>and TSLA is just a meme stock at this point
retard
see you crying when it hits 1200 in 2 months
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>>61259977
>300+ PE stocks with declining sales in key markets due to toxic brand
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>>61259986
>caring about PE
aww thats cute
and you wonder why you keep losing money?
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>>61260008
You understand why stocks have value right?
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>>61259672
>letting the US govt borrow your money for 10 years
lmao
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>>61260008
>caring about how expensive an asset is
crazy
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>>61258869
-1.9% today.
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Guys what happened today the Reuters alerts were bad vibes so I can’t look at my port or I’ll get upset
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>buy stock
>it dumps
>sell stock
>it pumps

>buy calls
>it pumps
>buy puts
>it dumps
guess i'm a gambler now
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>>61260024
yes
its all about hype
aka memes
shitvidia is worthless yet they are bigger than germanies whole stock market
tranylantir has pe of 688
thats nuts
they are not what they are worth
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I believe the new york election is to blame for this.
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>>61260087
do the oposite of what you plan to do then
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>>61260098
germany is a small irrelevant country
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>>61260111
Mamdani winning is such a fuck you to the families of the victimis of 911
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>>61260112
he's doing great with options though
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>>61260129
They lived in new york so they were liberal from the beginning. Franco and Jefferson Davis would not have cared.
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>>61259277
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>>61259456
what's racist about what he said?
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>>61260149
https://www.bbc.com/news/stories-53749800.amp
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>>61259937

>>61259937
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>>61260156
That man said "nigger". Is that the "n-word" the article is talking about? I see no mention of "nigger"
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>>61260165
writing the actual word isn't ok
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>>61260156
Why would I listen to British Bottom Channel?
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>>61259749
It wouldn't be defying Congress, Dept of Agriculture has a $5 billion slush fund for emergencies which they can use for this, entirely legal.
Emptying the DoAs emergency fund in the middle of a government shutdown now expected to last through November might not be such a good idea though, and the entire fund would only cover half what they need to fund SNAP.
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>>61260098
Wrong. Stocks have value for retail investors because of the existence of institutional investors who are actually capable of owning companies. This is why company fundamentals is important.
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>>61259451
I'm the worlds biggest bobo and I bought calls for tomorrow.

We're not crashing on the advice of some hasbin fag's Cassandra call.
The source of the bubble pop is obvious:
Deepsneed R2

Its ben delayed for some time. Which means it could released at any time.
That will be the unexpected news that pops thge AI bubble, when it outperforms all the other models using 1/20th of the GPUs, none of them NVDA.



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