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I’m Mexican. What should I invest in?
>>61259982probably some tacos
>>61260172If only FIGMA and Arm weren't on the same day...
see you migger at 21k lol
>>61259982A job
>>61260197>>61260207It's okay I can't read German
>>61259937This is my phenotype I would leave my wife and kids for her, if she'd have me.
>>61259982OMEX. It's selling at a huge discount at the moment. $4-6 fair value. Then lobby your fucking government to grant the offshore mining approvals already. It'll go to $40 the second that happens. Ez 20x. I have 5k shares in them as of today, if they dump again to $1.50 in the next few days I'll probably pick up another 5k.
I'm ruined.
$CODI
>>61260231Bitcoin is going back up were gonna be ok.
>>61260227They don't have the cash to get that cash valueHow are you calculating that discount/FV?
I'm ruinered.
I saw someone on Nextdoor (NXDR) say they need to unload 2 of their properties, pronto
NIGGER
>>61260258>Neon NI
Is it finally happening? I've been bamboozled too many times.
what to slurp thoughever
>>61260243Risk adjusted resource based valuation. Amongst other things they're sitting on a 50% stake in a huge mexican phosphate deposit which has the potential to generate $450 million/year in revenue. it's just waiting on environmental permitting. That's not even talking about the polymetallic interests in the cook islands which are the only EEZ based mining op that have been permitted. It's a risky play all told, but has a huge potential upside. Enough for me to drop $10k in at $2.40 anyway. Planning to double it if this crash takes it much lower
Welcome to upvember
>>61259982EWW
Should I buy OKLO bros
My dick gets bigger, cuz I'm a crazy ______
Banked on the SNDK puts i bought yesterday. Moving to SPY calls tomorrow morning if it dips more. Wall Street wants to fuck bears as long as possible. They know everything is bearish, you know everything is bearish, they know that you know that everything is bearish and that's why they'll keep pumping it up.
put volumes were rising fast today, people are heading for the exit.
>>61260345Nigger
i already have nvidia in my etfs, should i quadruple down and buy the individual stock?
AMD isnt down nearly enough
Puts on UPS?
i bought december SOXS calls today
>>61259937Based and chad pilled clussy OP
>>61260356Puts does not equate with exiting. That would be selling shares. Puts signify people trying to time the drop and they will be squeezed.
>>61260385thats what I did. spy, qqq, nvda and tsmc.
>>61260441Yeah selling calls is exiting
>>61260385Buy something fun. Investing should be fun. Buy a biostock and tell your grandchildren how you tried to help cure cancer but lost 80% instead.
Nvidia is still dropping. Is it happening? Don't lie to me.
>>61260412I'm debating selling SOXS puts but the volume isn't that good.
>>61260445how low you think it'll go this week? i got voo, spmo and ftec. spmo been so ass.
>>61260456Some times my room gets cold with my high end computer so I do some charity protein folding and it warms my room up real nice
>>61259982FIBRA FMTY/14 is yielding 0.08 MXN/share a month consistently @ 14 MXN per share. Slightly less yield than CETES bonds, but gives you exposure to real estate. It has been on an uptrend for a while so you can get potential capital gains on top of your divvies. It's not sexy, but gets me a little extra cash on top of my wage at end of month.
>>61259937I don't think I should slurped the dip. Every single time I go in real hard I end up slurping too early.
>>61259982Mexico's main industry is automotive, so that.
>>61260483Now you slurp to late
serious slurping over yonder
Dell is back down to fair value. Anything under $150 is free money. Though I blew my account up again, so no help to me.
seriously what the fuck happened with reddithow do you spike so high after earnings and then collapse
>>61260519Reddit will always be trash and it will one day fail like Digg.
>>61260483One thing I've seen in my trading career is slurping too early. Learn to slurp in sips.>>61260512I want to hear what happened. How did you fuck up?
>>61260172oh SNAP
KEK FAKEMEAT BAGGIES
>>61260528reddit is where girls monetize their buttholes though...i don't think it's going anywhere
So uh, shorting UPS?
>>61260469Yes, and the PE ratio is still above 50 and that is pretty goddam frothy. Also, people who insist PE doesn't matter and keep buying AMD and Palantir are dumb. Micron Technology is a much better value. Go look at the PE and PEG ratios and contrast and compare to the competition.
>>61260574Kek picrel
>>61260595
brehs... I've been thinking about that emerging market equity again...
>>61259937My portfolio is in the red for the first time in months...
>>61260574Women can sell their ass on all websites.
so are we just gonna keep dumping all night and all week or something?
>>61260528>Reddit will always be trashstock's been performing amazing up until this earnings
>>61260192I hear SUGMA and DN are reporting as well…
Is this what happens when someone buys a company for $6.25 a share?What manner of reasonable and expectable faggotry is this?
>>61260608if that were true, 4chan would be flourishing...
just found out a hooker gave me VTI over the weekend
>>61260519Everyone found out ai growth has stagnated for a year because of reddits cheap shitty data(bots that talk to bots that copy other bots talking to bots)
>>61260605Why isn't Canada a dumpy-looking jeet in a sari?
ppl who hide the ticker have a small penis
>>61260615How does 18 months sound?
>>61260644how many shares? its a great index fund
MR NIKKEI ARE YOU OKAYMR NIKKEI ARE YOU OKAY
>>61260634Have you seen the balance sheet of SWAL though?
>>61260642I'm so sick of of these dogshit slop fake anime girlsyou will NEVER be 2d
White peoples fed the third world for half a century and now the world is a mess.
>>61260254it's begun. It will still go-up from here, but the bull-run's days are numbered.
>+30-40% upside on meta price targets
>>61260605imagine Japan rimming you while you cum deep inside of South Africa
>the Mexican at the pizza place told me he owns three rental properties and wants to buy upto 10Boys the top is in for real estate. Get out while you can
henlo mister jeromeit is a dark day that i am here to ask uwhy did u let this happen to usu could have saved usit might not be too late mister jeromeplease lower the rateswe need emergency 500 bepis cutthank u mister jerome
>>61260648it's [spoiler]GOOG[/spoiler]
>>61260687My mom has been trying to sell a house she barely makes money renting out and Im trying to push her to sell soon while the goings good
Mumusisters i'd just like to confess that i've already lost 10% of my portfolio...should i sell already? Pltr dumped , amd dumped everything is dumping. I'm so lost i don't know what to do rn , i need some guidance
I am feeling fear but not yet extreme fear
>>61260682Dips not over on this methinks. Wait until 610 then go long. LEAPs for max gain. I was too early, had shares but dropped them after continuous red days.
I got out of crypto and want to put my money into something else. Is VOO a good choice right now?
i may never financially recover from the events of today
>>61260716no. you have to stay strong. you haven't lost anything, you have the same amount of equity you had before. fear needs to be mastered in order to reap big gains. volatility is natural and it works both ways.
Is Hedgefundie's 40/60 UPRO/TMF folio still a thing? Or are people just ripping 3x ETFs with no hedges now?
Holy shit, if anyone has UPS stock, dump that shit at open https://vxtwitter.com/bnonews/status/1985845907191889930?s=46&t=6z4_Hpf8Y29rVM4g5c2P7g
I AM NOW A BAGHOLDERSTOP SELLING YOU BLOODY BASTERDS YOU ARE WRECKING MY ANUS DO NOT REDEEM THE STOCKS
>>61260745um hello retard we still in postmarketthey are already dumping it
>>61260751shkreli trading was probably always just for PR because he thought people would love to see him lose money
>>61260745shits already down a dollar
>>61260677Why the fuck did we do that. Genuinely why the fuck did we do that. It wasnt even profitableLooking at history genocide followed by migration from the genociders country seems to boom the economy
>>61260716Yea that shit is all overbought as he'll, due for a major correction. You'll be bagholding for months when you could just sell now and buy something that actually makes you money like BYND.
>>61260740yeah just a pack of winstons and the change on pump three
>>61260784so we could mass import the 3rd world to get a cheaper labor force to pump the bags of the oligarchsbrilliant 70 year plan if you think about it desu senpai
>>61260751I wish i had the time to watch him more he is funny.Its hard to tell when he is being sarcastic or lying though. Some stuff he is 110% mentally retarded on which is also confusingI think deep down i know he is up to something at his audiences expense so i stay a safe distance
I guess this is the thread I’m going to say this in. I’m saying it once, so if you’re reading this, you have gained this knowledge. CRSR will eventually super squeeze. The price drop today is detached from reality, one last hurrah so to speak. Like earlier this year when it went under $6, I have put an additional $16000 into it after hours today. That amount isn’t special, nor is it very much, but I have a significant position. Do what you want with this information. I won’t answer any questions.
>>61260795If you only care about those 70 years and time stops after that then I guess thats a good idea
>>61260768He's an ego maniac. He sits on stream for 8 hours a day trying to be a day trader
I guess this is the thread I’m going to say this in. I’m saying it once, so if you’re reading this, you have gained this knowledge. BYND will eventually super squeeze. The price drop today is detached from reality, one last hurrah so to speak. Like earlier this year when it went under $1, I have put an additional $16000 into it after hours today. That amount isn’t special, nor is it very much, but I have a significant position. Do what you want with this information. I won’t answer any questions.
>>61260751Poor martin. He was right on quantum though.
>>61260804The next 70 years will be a population size match. Everyone is shrinking in population size and no one in history has managed it. So unless someone has some neet new untested tricks that work we will probably just have countries trying to convince immigrants to come in.The country that keeps a level population wins. No one is gonna grow. If US plays its cards right we will have the same population we have now but in 2100. Everyone else will mostly be cut in half or worse.
>one of the better twitter market analysis accounts turned full elon shillfucking hellthat anti OpenAI shilling recently already gave off some vibes but this caught me off guardany recommendations for good accounts like this that do not gurgle on elons cock
>>61259937How would you guys react if you had 42k on October 8th and had 32k now?
>>61260846I had 12.5 k on October 8th and 2.1k now
>>61260838>>one of the better twitter market analysis accounts
>>61260823>He was right on quantum thoughWhat?He was shorting rigetti at $9. I know hes shorted more recently but there's no way hes made any money
>>61260809yeah I like to watch him sometimes, he is smart without a doubt
>>61260825The US will import Latinos, Canada will import jeets, Europe will import mohametmen. Good thing we're all the same and race is a social construct. Nigeria has a huge surplus population that would fit right in first world countries as well I'm sure. What is a man but a miserable little economic unit to extract profit from?
>>61260825I'd take half the population but 100% white over the same population and 70% brown any dayMore people does not equal more better
>>61260846I'd masturbate and make increasingly desperate option plays until it either went back to 42k or 0
>>61260891don't forget all the Somalians that were dumped on all the whitest parts of the world, entirely coincidentally I am sure!
>futures
>>61260893Tell that to the economic nerds in their ivory towers that never see a nigger without a collar on it
>>61260893Bigger number = better numberChuds can't handle basic math>>61260900But they're easier to convert to Christianity if they're in white countries won't someone think of their poor souls??
GOOD EVENING SARSDO NOT FORGET THE SUPREME COURT RULING ON TRUMP TARIFFS TOMORROWPOST YOUR PREDICTIONS BLOODY
Chuds itt don't even know the more poor people you feed and the more people you convert the nicer your heavenly castle will be. Everyone blames the jews but no one blames their enablers the Evangelicals.
>>61260936fucki'm gonna get heemed
Short UPS?Whose gonna pay for my package now?
>>61260946I do but yeah, they dont get it enough. The jews pay off the prosperity pastors and the retards lap it up
I made around $10,000 shorting liberation day and the day after. Over the past 6 months, I've lost all but $100 of that original gain by shorting tech. I can't really think of anything I've learnt from this experience besides "be right" and "don't be wrong".
>>61260751I like his app, pretty obvious they browse /biz/
>>61260321This post is NOT an endorsement to buy FOXOI just need to vent about the insanity of my purchases
efferiums
is this it...?!?!could it bee....!??!?!?!is it happening...!?!?!?!?THE BIG ONE!?!??!?!
>>61260962OH SAAR I THINK THEY WILL LET BASED CURRY MAN DO HIS THINGS AND EVERYTHING WILL PUMP VERY FUCKINGIT WILL PUMP LIKE GAMB LIKE INDIAN HOLY COW METHANE SPACE ROCKET MOON LANDER 2032 SUPERPOWERYOU WILL SEE BLOODY BENCHOD FUCKING!!!
> futures
>>61260978Every time you're wrong smack yourself in the nuts to develop a pavlovian aversion to being wrong
Nobody cares about population kings the elites dont need you anymore. The robots are doing all the jobs you used to do for them. You are 100% disposable now and will die in a "disaster" they create soon
>>61261042>futures
>>61261068I do something like that, except I hit myself in the head. My ex girlfriend could tell by the bruising when I had fucked up the previous day.
What went so wrong with SOXL today?
I'm getting a ding every 30 seconds from my phone telling me every stock in my port is down 10%
>>61261085are you kidding?the whole market took a fat SHIT todayI had to eat my shoe laces like spaghetti for dinner tonight
>>61261042
>>61261042>>61261078I would only be concerned if spy dropped below 650. Or 6,500 spx. It could just dump to $655. Make a lower high and the proceed to go higher
>>61261113Is it time to rotate into utilities
lithium status?
>>61261139i need a prescription i think
>NVDA -2.5% overnightCan I finally full port puts now without getting heemed?
>>61261071God I wish this was true (the mass deaths part)
>>61260727>Is VOO a good choice right now?took a little off the top today, but is up 19% the last six months. There appears to be a trade deal with China, AI bubble still bubbling. DCA in to some VOO maybe some physical gold. Some diversity is good.
>>61261153Yes buying puts when it's already red seems foolproof. Make sure you buy weeklies and hold them until friday
>>61261153I told you to buy meta puts. There isn't a single buyer in sight
>>61261125>Is it time to rotate into utilitiesLooks like EIX is able to cap its losses from the LA fires, and it pays a 6% dividend, and you should get some price appreciation since they only care about money and dont give a shit about public safety.
Wtf daddy trump tweet something good and save us
>>61259881>>61259906>>61259940-4.74% now, maybe...depends on how many that are eager to buy in tomorrow
generational slurp incoming
>>61260936trump bought puts
>>61260978Losses hurt more than wins help, mathematically
WE'RE GOING DOWN DOWN AND SUGAR WE'RE GOIN DOWN SWINGING
>$850 on coinbase>at $1100 at peak a month ago>currently $685Damn thats a good 35% off from ATH. Im feeling like this is a good dip to buy shit in general
Everyone go laugh at the crypto losers, theyve had a year of gains wiped out with btc dropping to sub 99k lmao
Are you brave enough to go all in on 700C tomorrow at open? I am.
Whys buttcoin crashing?
>>61261293so the court is gonna strike down the tariffs huh?
>>61261351oh shit, i didn't noticetho i'm reminded of the comic again
>>61261351Crypto leads the NASDAQ by 1 week.
I blew up my entire account on Bitcoin calls last week. I'm just gonna degen go all in on something tomorrow and hope I get it back.
another nigger day in my nigger life in nigger hell
>>61261293NO HE DID NOT YOU BLOODY MADARCHOD THESE DUMB BENCHOD DEMORATS WONT DO ANYTHING YOU SEE VERY SOON BLOODY FUCKING HAHA RAPE UR COW NEXT WEEKTRUST THE PLAN>>61261378ONE CALL FROM MODI AND THEY WILL CRUMBLE AND LEAVE TARIFFS ALONE HAHA INDIA SUPERPOWER SAAR
>>61261302it's trueit takes a +80% gain to zero out a -20% lossthis is known as the 80/20 rule
>>61261378>Trump enacted tariffs>markets sell-off>tariffs deemed illegal and void>market does ????I know what im buying tomorrow
>>61261403Doesn't the Supreme court decision come out till like next year?And isn't it bullish if Tariffs are ruled illegal.
>>61261399The example I like to use:$100 -> $110 is +10%$110 -> $100 is -9%$90 -> $100 is +11%$100 -> $90 is -10%It's only a $10 difference but the wins have to "work harder"
>>61260936>>61261403guys they don't rule tomorrow, they'll hear arguments. they probably won't rule until next spring (it's fucked, I know)
>>61261399
>>61261378We're not getting a ruling yet. Either way, the dickless SCOTUS won't do anything Trump doesn't want, and in the event that they actually do strike them down, Trump will just push the tariffs through Congress.Nothing matters.
>>61261427i find it's simpler to say"if you have 100 and lose 10% you have 90 and then if you gain 10% of that you're on 99.even though you went -10% and +10% you aren't back where you were"it's essentially the same thing just clicks for me better
>>61261446Actually if I start with 100, it goes down 10%, and then gains 10%, I'd still have 90 because I always sell the bottom like a fucking idiot
>>61261302percentages are fake and gaytwo 50% losses are a 75% decreasetwo 50% gains are a 125% increasetherefore wins help more than losses
probably a good time to dump shorts in airline stocks going into the holidays
STOP THE COUNT
Please make it stop. Line is supposed to go up, not down.
WE'RE GOIN' DOWN, DOWN IN AN EARLIER ROUNDAND SUGAR, WE'RE GOING DOWN SWINGIN'I'LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET
Cool nelly song king
>>61261506Yes that is it I was just lazy and going off memory lolz
>>61261516Oh shit, didn't know you posted the same thing earlier.
>>61261474>75% decreaseYeah, so to get that 25 back to the initial 100, you have to get a 400% return on your current position. Good luck with that.>125% increaseYou won 50% twice in a row? Okay your balance is now 225. One *55%* loss puts you back to the start. You effectively undid two wins with one loss
Its over
ITSsSsss gOiiiiNnnnggggg Upppppp nighhhgererrrssss
>>61261153kek you never learn
>>612614782k for me :(
What are u niggers crying about with NVDA? Few weeks ago I saw it hit $200 then go down to $180 and I slept like a baby.
>>61261474
>>61261530New York gets what they deserve.
>>61261559just noticed i have wagie in my ID, noooo
king retard needs to legalize cannabis NOW so I can ditch my weed bags I've been waiting for years just do it already
Saars I boughted the dip but it keeps dipping when do green number go to account thank you
mister jeromeplease
Bros im scaredOnly 10% of my equities are in defensive positions
Don’t worry guys… I’m going to sacrifice myself… I will sell everything so that it goes back up again
>>61261643I already tried that
>>61261530Is it weird that I hate socialists but love Mamdani because he makes the kikes seethe? I guess it helps that I don't live in New York and won't suffer from his retarded policies.
>>61260838>melon husk>inventorPick one.
Tonight we drink to the death of the stock market. Cheers niggers
>>61261655No that seems quite reasonable actually
Jeez, I'm making so much money off this monster MSTR bounceback to $300!
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERNIGGER MONKEY NIGGERNIGGER MARKET NIGGER STOCKSNIGGER EARNINGS NIGGER RETAIL NIGGER INSTITUTIONS NIGGER
I have been sweating bullets because my gem budget in Blue Archive has been looking very bleak in terms of affording upcoming pulls. But I just pulled band Kazusa in 2 pulls, using nothing but free tickets and putting me way under budget. I am now guaranteed to get swimsuit Izuna, swimsuit Yukari, and swimsuit Mika. Needless to say, this is extremely bullish.
>>61261696based lolicon gachafag
can the line start going back up again
>>61261709WOOGIE BOOGIE NIGGER
>>61261709Sorry chud the Democrats are back in charge
>there are niggers with $400+ dollar cost average MSTR bags silently coping right now
>>61260254>NXDRadded more today
>>61261683>death of the stock market.
>>61260653the fuck is going on in tokyothose are no longer rookie numbers
>>61261786honestly we need another april crash to really release the tension in the system.
