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talent edition

>Mental Health
https://findahelpline.com/

>Jobs when it inevitably collapses
https://jobs.mcdonalds.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/
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Casino.
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>>61308654
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IMPEACH IMPEACH IMPEACH AND TRY FOR TREASON
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>futures
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DIRTY DONALD
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All democrats need to do is at least acknowledge that white men have issues like everyone else and they'd win 2028 easily. For some reason those retards refuse to treat white men like humans and hand the GOP free votes
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good year is literally the only stock green for me right now
this market is cooked chat lol
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>>61308640
Senator Ted Cruz and the State of Texas demand you cease this antisemitism.
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This is a stock thread. Take your political crap to /pol/ we have an entire board for that
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>>61308693
>For some reason
It's literally their core belief. It's what thry care about more than anything else.
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>>61308683
Hey good work anon I haven't seen this one.
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bitcorn is going down
that means stocks will be red soon

I dont make the rules
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I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM RUINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
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>>61308683
> a NEW animated jpg
wow
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>>61308698

It’s a good-day. Not a Goodyear anon
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I'm the joker baby
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>>61308726
if you are AI generating anyway may as well give her a big candle under the skirt if you know what I mean ;)
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>>61308703
Demochad neoliberal board, centristtranny
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>>61308726
collars are so cute I hate that they imply you're a slut
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>>61308737
i dont have time or effort to play with ai image generators

i just copy and paste them from twitter
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Oh cool I'm green now, that's an improvement!
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Hello,

I am bag holding SOXL, my cost average is 45.30 and I would like to break even on this trade.

Thank you.
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>>61308735
nice picks
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CELHMARINES HOLD THE LINE
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>>61308751
I hope you do cause I would be comfortable opening a short at that level
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The Jews are unironically based.
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>>61308750
Oh wait no there it goes again
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No but really, explain yourselves, Denmark.
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>>61308778
Novo Nordisk.
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>>61308771
always were

Stephen Miller for president
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>>61308778
Denmark are the most anti-immigrant country in the EU. Not a surprise at all. And Spain at the top gets the entirety of central and south America as immigrants
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>>61308638
i can't be mad at dementia don
he cares more about shareholder value then most of us here
pretty based
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Hmmmmm
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>>61308638
so now that its confirmed that he knew about jeff epstein girls and wanted to take melania to the island...
what country is the US invading to cover all that up?
and more importantly how do I profit from all this?
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>>61308800
actually true
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>Thought about investing in BYD since I see more and more of them each day
>8% YTD
>-2.4% for last year
Hmm surely the China stock market won't shit its pants again?
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>>61308810
Memezuela
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>>61308810
Raping kids is fine with right-wingers as long as it's their ebic based daddy doing it
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trump saved the markets once again
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>>61308800
spaniards are the only europeans that love migrants
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>>61308741
yeah...
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>>61308778
That's Novo. Look at Novo vs LLY. Unironic direct attack on foreign companies to pump the domestic ones.
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>>6130875

Still early days. Silver shortage to hit in a month or two. LBMA, COMEX and Shanghai Exchange floats at record lows.

Exports stopping in tariff war. US has added to critical minerals. Stockpile has to be created now legally. All things point to silver exploding.
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>>61308778
Europe has really taken off ever since Covid (quite obvious) but take a long-term overview look of the indices and you will see just how pathetic most of the markets are.
There are some really damn gut markets that are full of actually good stocks like Sweden (ABB, Investor, banks, SAAB, etc) but mostly you will have to pick individual stocks like Rheinmetall.

Overall, long-term, the US is king but some EU indices ain't no slouches either.

FUUUUUUUUUUARK BROS my Lundin Gold is literally flying off the handle. I can't even. I am planning a nice lil trip to Denmark. Some nice escorts there. Anyone with some experience?
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>>61308837

I have some silver miner stocks if anyone is interested
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>>61308830
we do not actually. It's our retard govt.
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>>61308851
sure buddy, 3 people in le government act "against" the will of the people
you are just wrong or spanish people have 0 agency
either way you should reconsider your beliefs
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>>61308851
the government you voted for
at least your italian and portuguese neighbours can say they voted for less immigration, you on the other hand voted for more
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>>61308830
Gotta make up for the declining birth rate somehow, amirite bros?
Hell, even CZ is now below 1,4 territory and is losing people in 2025. "Conservative", "trad"... my butt.
But at least all economic indicators are doing well, with industry doing pretty well, lending growth increasing, construction output growing, and real wages finally going up. We are truly living in the best timeline

Also, bears BTFO
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>>61308823
it's a cult, some will break way the rest will get more deranged.
>>61308822
memezuela is a difficult country to invade and the opec could cut oil production.
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>>61308851
>government makes sensible economic policies to prevent their country from becoming a declining shithole for a century like the rest of the EU is going to be
>WAHHHHH IMMIGRANTS!!!!!
Also, Spain is "white" in the same sense that Syria and Iran are "white"
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is there a reason we just got a bunch of political tourists
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>>61308898
No one ever mentioned anything about whiteness though why do you retards immediately go to it?
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>>61308865
You're completely ignorant of our politics.
>>61308880
Sadly. Boomers want their pensions paid.
>>61308898
Clown.
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fucking mm pinned the market down whole day
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Solid buying all day whilst the crypto market tanked
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wtf?!
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>>61308929
what happens if bitcoin drops below $100,000? Aren't there a ton of companies invested in bitcoin only going up?
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>>61308904
same reason we get redditors
biz is just a popular place for rejects
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>>61308807
Kek that bitch.
You'll get your inflation number from DoorDash now btw.
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>>61308904
I'm phone posting and haven't rolled a single banned IP, normally I fall into at least 2 or 3 IPs a day that were banned as proxy nodes. Maybe it's a bunch of proxysite posters, they normally shitpost about politics
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>>61308846
It's really quite shrimple.
When VOO is red I buy VOO.
When VEA is red I buy VEA.
When they're both red I buy both.
When their both green i goon.
And I simply just never sell.
I now have the perfect exposure to any and all markets that matter and I don't concern myself with silly things like PE ratios, countries, markets, etc.
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>>61308939
The only firms that rely on BTC valuation were already on death's door.
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>>61308939
companies owning Bitcoin is bullish and doesn't actually depend on the price of Bitcoin.
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> US PRESIDENT TRUMP ON TRUTH

>"In other words, the Democrats are using the Jeffrey Epstein Hoax to try and deflect from their massive failures, in particular, their most recent one — THE SHUTDOWN!"

Is there some Epstein thing going on again?
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>>61308778
And yet, my globally diversified portfolio (VWCE + a bit of AVWS) has lagged the S&P500 this year.
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>>61308820
Anon, don't. BYD, like many chink companies, are a tool of the government to destroy other countries' markets. So if the CCP wants the cars to be sold at manufacturing price, if not lower, then the company will abide.
The CCP, and by extension their slave companies, don't have the well-being of the shareholder taken into account.
Don't buy.
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>>61308970
Why doesn't the Chinese stock market reflect their economy
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inflation isn't happening. but it's a good thing if it is.
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>>61308960
If the price doesn't matter, why is it "bullish"?
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>>61308965
Quite a bunch of new tasty emails
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>>61308994
because they own Bitcoin.
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>>61308950
Almost 100% based but I would divert like 10% into Gold, and another 20-30% into MAG7 like Alphabet and NVDA. Maybe some Broadcom.
But yeah, nice and stable. Outperforming like 90% of all other portfolios.
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>>61309012
Why would that matter if it doesn't raise the price?
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>>61308939

Yes. That’s why they are burning cash buying as it approaches 100k. Crack will show eventually. They fear if it drops below that psychological level. The correction price is about 60k before it takes off again. Too say this would be bad news for a few companies would be an understatement.

So they are burning cash to support it. Use this as an opportunity to take profits. Step outside. And let them hold the bag a while.
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>>61308948
>doordash state of local commerce report
I have no words; enjoy this bunny instead
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>>61308985

Why doesn’t the American economy reflect their stock market?

The above is the answer to your question by the way.
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Damn I thought you guys would be screaming about the end of the stock market but I guess it's just me and my 100% ASTS position dying today
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LandBridge bros what happend, we were going to make it. Is the AI bubble pop going to tank the stock?
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>>61309026

Because Brawndo is what plants crave. It has bitcoin-electrolytes l
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>>61309052
What kind of idiot builds a bridge over land?
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>>61309048
>ASTS position dying today
Its not dying, its a buying opportunity. They are late on their sat construction and launches so short timers are taking profits. The busines model is still good. No reall issue unless a rocket blows up and destroys several sats.
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>try to beat the market
>lose money
>follow the market
>GAINZ
It's that easy.
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>>61309060
>What kind of idiot builds a bridge over land?
Smart money because it costs less and retards will still pay a toll because you call it a "bridge"
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>>61309026
having Bitcoin does raise the price. do you not understand how the casino works?
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>>61309048
everything that can be loosely tied to le tech bubble is dumping
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>>61308950
What kind of returns has that yielded over the past two years?
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>>61309063
It's dying because I don't have any dip buying funds. It's literally never been more over (for me)
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>>61309033
lel, we truly are in some clown timeline.
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>>61308778
>61% returns
>still poor
Europeans live life on easy mode and still fail.
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Bought the wrong stock, was meant to buy more GOOGL and got Amazon instead
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>>61308904
I don't follow follow politics media closely enough to know when/if a story hit that caused them to flood in. It's always something like that. Either mainstream media or some social media dust up.
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>>61309106
I mean there us currently a huge propaganda push right now being shilled and taking advantage of the fact that a dead victim can't speak out which has me really pissed off, but I can just ignore politics. Until it follows me here because redditors just have to fucking shit and piss and vomit everywhere like sub human monkeys
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Shoulda sold more of my portfolio holdings earlier. At least Im not as leveraged anymore

>>61308683
Kek cute. Hopefully it has a water bowl nearby and isnt being forced to drink like this
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>>61309084
A modest 38% for me. I don't even have to think, I literally just buy the colors, never hit the sell button, and never doubt the system.
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>>61309119
no politics in /bant/ sweetheart. what's on your mind anyways? i'll help you forget. what's your next stock buy?
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>>61309097

Yeah. But don’t worry. BTC and AI, a technology that its developers freely admit will annihilate jobs in the real economy, are going to 10x soon.
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>>61309076
No, BUYING it raises the price. Just having it being a bag holder
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>>61309139
I diversified from just O to O and ADC and NNN at market weight so 2.5% of my portfolio is in commercial real estate
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>>61308638

>JPMorgan, BlackRock And Goldman Sachs Bosses Among More Than A Dozen Top Financiers Attending House Dinner With Trump -
@FT


Fear not my guys, Trump will hold a dinner with his most loyals, his voterbase, the trve MAGA.
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>>61309084

About 230%
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>>61309042
Because it's just rich people manipulating stock trends and prices to make themselves richer while average joes lose their savings?
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>>61309139
satl
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nvda pls thats the wrong way
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>>61309162

Because the real economy supports the financial economy. The horse goes before the wagon. It’s really that simple. The Chinese are rising. We are falling. And we will continue to fall until we look at them and see where we are failing. And they are winning.

Some rarara USA USA idiot will reply to this. I guarantee his net worth is zero or soon to be that.
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>>61309147
it raises the stock price.
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>>61309150
:|
alright. i made a few trades today, made $60, just holding through the tech volatility. any plans for when the sun comes up?
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>>61309064
good job anon, now you only have to beat the market by following it and getting a better return than the market itself
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>>61309063
>its not dying, its a buying opportunity
Heh
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>>61309190
Not anymore lol
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IWM being a piece of shit as always. 4 hours of hardcore crabbing.
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>>61309214
You weren't cucked, you were given the opportunity to explore new partners.
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>>61309162

Trump had to pick a course. If they are going to print Trillions. And they have to. It can go to AI. And it’s promise to destroy jobs and the real economy. And a political revolution of anger will follow that.

Or pile all that money into mines. Roads. Mass scale affordable military tech. Social housing schemes. Border protection infrastructure. Agri. Actual shit that makes jobs.

Because you can’t have it both ways. I don’t have much faith in him anymore. He just can’t make hard decisions. He always wants the “win”. Real leaders go for the long win.
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>>61309214

It’s not a food bank. It’s an opportunity to lose that weight you always wanted to.
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>>61309214
>you have been promoted to mcdonalds wagie
kek
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>>61309060
All bridges are over land, theres just water in the way
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i should've bought the dip
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>5 figure hell
come on
make some fucking gains
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>>61309257
so this is what resistance looks like
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>>61308830
Their country even gave some sports company power to temporarily ban IPs from the internet to curtail people from watching sports for free. Imagine youre in the middle of making a stock trade, just about to sell a massive meme stock winner you went all in on, 1000% pump, you hit the sell button, and it doesnt go through. Uh oh your IP just got temporarily blocked from the internet. The meme pump loses 80% of its value over the remainder of the day and youre stuck holding and sell tomorrow for a 200% gain. Wew no thanks glad i dont live there.
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There was once a man
With an orange tan
He loved girls of the younger kind
So he met a Jew who knew how to find
Pretty maids whose youthful charm
Would create much alarm
For the laws of the land
Would not let such relations stand

So the girls were brought to an isle
Ferried along with much guile
By a woman named Maxwell
Who could cast a dark spell
Over women with a father
Who viewed them as a bother

The orange man came in on a plane
Bearing great lust in his brain
And the young maids wept
For the secret would be kept
Locked tightly away
By men in the DOJ
Until those of the Times
Lay bare these dark crimes
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Causal here, why is the market so shit right now?
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I have preordered my first 50y Mortgage. Who's with me?
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please end the shutdown tonight
>please give me a retard pump
please end the shutdown tonight
>please give me a retard pump
please end the shutdown tonight
>please give me a retard pump
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>>61309179
>RIP nvda topped forever
$211 was the top.
Earnings will miss, so expect them to focus on revenue and how they're "investing in American chip factories".
Idiots can't afford them anymore, and the big guys won't buy again until it's under $100 and the semiconductor cycle has turned over, so...
bounces on the way down:
$180
$150
$120
$100
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>>61309102
sure thing buddy
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>>61309324
just had a big run up, profit taking, bit of a buyer's strike in tech. nothing to worry about. they're buying the rest of the market too which was the actual concern, breadth had been terrible, lot of bad performance, but it's been really good the last two days, they're buying laggards. the narrative reason is that the fed said the next expected interest rate cut wasn't guaranteed, and there's a big data backlog that will "decide" whether or not we get that rate cut, so the market is playing coy.
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>>61309327
Did they give you a bonus cosmetic for preordering?
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>>61309337
jaoquin jeffries won't let it happen sorry
not until repubs agree to replace the national anthem with negro spirituals
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>>61309327
don't forget the toyota.
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>>61309337
shutdown ending it bearish cmon bro
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>>61309353
FUCK YOU DONT JINX IT I DESERVE 1 GOOD RETARD PUMP FOR ALL THE WORK I PUT IN
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>>61309324
Bulls and bears have been made to cry
By the bubble called AI
We must wait for a man named Huang
To tell us if something is wrong
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>>61308646
Will Cisco pump the market tonight?
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>>61309370
it'll work out bro I actually believe they'll reopen but I give it a 65% chance
depends on whether friends and family of enough house dems were clued into last week's totally organic dump on halloween like the lucky 8 dem senators on sunday
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>>61309352
Orange paint or what do you mean?
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how do I cope with losing money?
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>>61309401
copulate
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>>61309414
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>>61309396
>orange paint
Kekimus maximus
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>>61309324
People are freaking out about an AI bubble that has yet to appear. It's not even supposed to form in a tangible way for at least a year or two when we have actual numbers to look at.
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Eben meinen Schwanz
mit Zinksalbe eingerieben und heftig abgeschlonzt, Brudis. Aktien dafür?
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TIREBROS WTF IS HAPPENING
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should i buy some tqqqqqqq before close?
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>>61309435
Bubbles don't pop when everyone is afraid of a bubble. Bubbles pop when people are EUPHORIC and they least expect it.
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>>61309447
Drones will replace cars and tires go out of fashion
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>>61309401
*holds you*
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>>61309435
So the initial lack of numbers doesn't make it a bubble. Actually, there are numbers, for example with OpenAI, and they are not good.

>>61309439
Zinksalbe, diese Missit hat Pickel auf seinem Schwanz oder so
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>>61309452
No. Tomorrow
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>>61309456
not in todays 0 latency access to all information
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FILL MY ORDER, YOU SONNUVA BITCH!
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>>61309474

How to spot a top buying bag holder.

>its different this time!
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>>61309466
The lack of numbers makes it speculation. People are speculating over AI making the huge gains and at the same time speculating over AI being a hilarious explosion.
What we're getting right now is just a place where people who make money on volatility are thriving.
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>>61309435
Giant AI data center investment never made sense. They don't have viable, profitable products or services and never will. They can't even artuculate what is even being sold. The market is finally accepting that.
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>>61309447
its doing exactly the opposite of what the majority of biz has said kek
expected and called it
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Is twitter offline in your cunt?
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>>61309401
martingale
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>>61309494

They do articulate it. The technology that’s either going to put everyone out of work or destroy us like like terminators. The funny part is. If they are correct. The whole thing fails anyway.

Make it make sense. They aren’t. It’s a bubble. Like the last 3 or 4 bubbles I’ve gone through.
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hold that green please nvda you piece of shit
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every day before close this faggot pumps for no god damn reason
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>>61309372
Valuations out of touch.
Of chips, Big Tech has bought too much.
The news says "Buy! You better hurry!
Pay no heed to Big Short Burry.
All he does is lie in pain,
buy Nvidia and gain!"
Their target price: two hundred twenty.
Yet SoftBank sold: like cognoscenti.
They know it won't rise any higher.
Where there's smoke, you'll soon see fire.
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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
Midweek check-in!?!?
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love you babe. don't work too hard. don't stress too much. thinking about you.
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>>61309546
+3.07%
Feels GOOD man!
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GAMB hits $5 tomorrow. Mark my words.
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>>61309546
>another day of crabbing
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>>61309546
-23k
fuck mm and niggers
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>>61309546
+0.3%
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another dogshit day from IWM
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>>61309546
I hit 2 million!
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>>61309546
Today: +1.26%
This Week: -0.94%
This Month: -5.78%
This Year: -34.68%
thank mr soxls
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Our country can't survive another 3 years of this
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>>61309546
+0.21%

no clear signs today in the market about how tonight's vote will go. tons of cash is waiting in the wings to pump tech hard, hoping that happens this week
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>>61309546
Shockingly 0.05% up today. Not as bad as I thought.
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>>61309546
+.02%
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>>61309546
>buy at $8.40 just before close
>closed at $8.41
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>>61309546
+3.62%
Miners
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>>61309568
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Why the fuck did I listen to you perma gay bears. I couldve bought at a discount.
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>>61308680
Should have been done over operation warp speed that he helped launch and promote the last 5 years that will result in years to come of billions of deaths (yes billions with a b) from the bio weapon vaccine but no lets do it over the american economy because thats far more important.
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>>61309546
I've been short on RGTI with RGTZ for weeks and profiting nicely. Closed all of my positions yesterday as I think over what might happen on NIGGER WEDNESDAY with these coping permabulls believing it's going to be a 3% rally following yesterday. Guess what, your goddamn Shit & Piss 5000 dumps on open and bleeds out this pig I've been milking, with me sidelined.

Meanwhile, we have so many sector rotations going on you'd think it's the Wheel of Fortune.
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>>61309563
big grats
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>>61309546
-0.11%
+3.59% on the week
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something something Epstein Files something Trump is a nigger something black swan
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>>61309591
HAHAAHAH WE FUCKING GOT HIM
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$200k cad in TQQQ, do I double that?
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>>61309591
Imagine falling for trumps dead cat bounce
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>>61309594
>RGTZ

Bruh I've been going RGTZ in the morning and switching to RGTX when it starts pumping mid-day. Damn dog, ez money.
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>>61309616
True!!
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bears are genuinely mentally ill
why are you rooting for downfall?
why do you ignore all existing evidence?
how do you not get tired being wrong constantly for 20 years?
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>>61309623
I'm the the same position as you, canadian, roughly 200k in portfolio. I'd be careful with the Q's right now. We are in a bubble and it will burst at some point. Personally speaking I'm looking for value plays, like maybe GT. If you gotta be in tech then at least set a stop loss.
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How do I profit from the presidents of the United States being a nonce?
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orange man, heed my call
end the shutdown tonight
pump shit n piss to 6k9
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>>61309546
+0.06%
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today's top ETF fund flows by percent of assets showing the bets made on dailies

SPDN got +20mil and LABD -3x getting a lot as well. bad news in bio today?
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get this fat mexican bitch off the stage
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>>61309546
About -3% just like every other day this week and I came into this week already from a bad week last week.
It’s over unless ai can get some hype back.
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>>61309591
Friend sold stocks earlier this day lol
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>>61309653
Cute
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>>61309666
such small funds, what am i supposed to get from this volume info?
theres bullish and bearish stuff on here
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>>61309546
0.21%
Feel like a boomer investor excited about small gains
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>>61309637
I haven't fucked with the upside. I know it retardpumps all the time.
Do you have any specific strategy?
What I've noticed is when the S&P is bouncing up RGTI may get a sympathetic pump, as if a bunch of porfolio managers are adding it back in because they were told to have "quantum" in the mix, even when it's a shit time to buy. I am always screaming "WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING THIS?" but thanking them at the same time, because it sets up another entry.
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>>61309731
Hey, it beats losses.
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>>61309546
8% more on OPEN, this thing is basically turning into 2024 January PLTR, I think. It’s going to follow the market or outperform it every day. I think it’s going to a new all time high by thanksgiving because it has big investors and banks buying in to the new vision.
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oh shit bros. I don't even check my firefly bags anymore but suddenly they're up 18%
lest we go...
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Every time I have been green adn did not set a stop loss I ended up regretting it.
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>>61309780
same, see my chart: >>61309565
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>>61309780
I have learned from P&Ds. I set a stop loss and change it to a trailing one when the trade goes green. That's how I dodged this weekend's gap when I was shorting the SPY on Friday.
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>>61308638
Uhhhhhhh is this pic real?
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>>61309813
no thats not from the official doordash
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>>61309728
just presenting data in a way you can't directly get online
I interpret it as the most popular bets people are making on Daily ETFs for the day
could mean something, could not
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I WANT THE OCTOBER JOBS REPORT AND MY 2K CHECK YOU FAT FUCKER
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>>61309813
>Sneed and Piss already trending up
>Jobs are already trending down after COVID overhiring
I'm black and even I can tell that graph is whack.
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>>61309772
Ok I stop losses at 1.95 at LPTX after that halt I got worried nice 100$ on 1k shares. Maybe I will risk it if tomorrow opened above 1.70 showing bullish.

>>61309772
I almost said Carvana but just thought it was cheesy.
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>>61309728
the 1 day FF's are in millions btw
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>>61309833
i mean yeah i know what im looking at, but thematically what are you supposed to get? theres some small volatility bets i guess.
you can just never know if its rebalancing or hedging etc
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>>61309845
yeah i know. i meant the overall fund sizes are small for the most part.
i mean its interesting i just dont know what to do with it
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>>61309646
invest in europe
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do you think epstein files are real?
is drump royally fucked?
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Thank you NVO.
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>>61309859
imagine the entire ETF market is just 1 guy
those are the bets he made today for tomorrow
thematically what you get out of that is up to you
what do you suppose he was thinking?
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>>61309872
They were real before he was president.
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>>61309883
that he bet on short term volatility with .00001% of his tradeable funds
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>>61309886
big if true
i dont want a big drama to shake up the market. hope he destroyed them all
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>>61309889
UVIX did get a good increase, 29mil
good spot
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>>61309872
I think he's fucked but they'll continue to suppress it until his term is over
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>>61309923
could be rebalancing or hedging though, thats kind of my point. its hard to tell much
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>>61309872
I mean Republicans voted on the senate floor to block the release of the Epstein files. Rand Paul even crossed over to join the Democrats.
If the optics on that were not bad enough Chatlie Kirk was "killed" 3 hours latter...
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>>61309970
Nothing to see here
Stimmy checks
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>>61309986
and i won't even get one
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>after market immediate green dildo
Many such cases
Explain this without antisemitism
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>>61309970
im so bored of the partisan games with this bull shit
idgaf about trump just release EVERYTHING. stop weaponizing it or its just suspicious
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>>61309439
>Aktien dafür?
Beiersdorf, Unilever
damit du dich jetzt waschen kannst und nicht nach wichse stinkst
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>large caps heemed
>small caps bussin
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anyone here good at math, I dont get this
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Bros I haven't posted in this thread for years, last time I was here people were going all in on mutant fish companies and Canadian trash diesel manufacturers.

Give it to me straight. I'm at the roulette table, red or black, what ticket do I throw my savings into?

Btw my current portfolio is green, and my investment into German cement manufacturers and Intel is super green, but that's because I sold my super red companies, whose names I shall never speak of.
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WHY?
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>>61310009
Get off the internet Rand Paul! Im tired of you insider trading smg.
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>>61310038
Unironically Goodyear tires is the safest bet shilled in /smg/ the past week
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>>61308638
>republicans already pulling out from the epstein files vote
so fucking predictable, it's funny how naive american slaves believed in their establishment turning against itself.
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What are you gonna do with your 2000 dollar stimmy?
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>>61309970
the new pedo jannie is going to ban you for political posting
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henlo mister jerome
it is now time for another rate cuts
i do not think we will survive the night
please do the rate cuts immediately
it is our only hope to make it
thank u mister jerome
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>>61310051
Meds, meds now.
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>>61310038
i thought german manufacturing was doomed cuz of high energy costs due to green tech tyrant globalists and the russian war? i'd short any german company that manufactures in western europe.
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>>61310046
Who is this faggot and how is he still relevant? Im bitter his April tweet caused a trillion dollar bump and I just missed my SOXL buy order by 10 cents.
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>>61310046
Fraudulent administration
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>>61310046
gotta move at the speed of science in this vibecession.
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>>61310063
cope
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>>61310075
>vibecession
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>>61310057
more importantly, bitcoin needs a bailout. triple the money supply now!!!!!!
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>>61310075
Lmao based fraud
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>>61310064
Well my thinking was that Russia is doing shitty, and all those Ukrainian cities need rebuilding, and they need cement to do that, and Germany can supply that. And I'm up 334% on that so far
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>>61309555
>Trips

Why would you do this to me?
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>>61310117
>I'm up 334% on that so far
Thats awesome, smart play.
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>>61308638
This might be partially Gen X's fault because a lot of us gave up and just quit to live off our savings. We gave up on the dream of owning an island and having a big family and instead we've decided that not having a family at all and living on an acre or two in the countryside is best we can hope for. And if that's the case there's no real reason to keep working until we're 65 or 70. All that dawn of the internet talent that built all the the massive IT systems from the '90s through the 2020 just said, "Fuck it" and left. Now Trump and Elon are filling in all the empty spots with shitskins with fake degrees.
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>>61310038
GAMB has earnings tomorrow, if you want to gamble, gamble on GAMB.
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>>61310046
KEK the october report is allegedly -50k according to Goldman Sachs
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>>61310185
Bullish for rate cuts.
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Someone here last week suggested gambling on OPEN earnings and I did. Next day the entire market rugged and I was initially down 10% until it stopped. Now up 40% from initial for no discernible reason. Thanks
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>>61310053
Same thing I did with my 5000 dollar doge check
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now serious hat on - why is less monkeys being employed because of a computer program a bad thing for the economy? pretty bullish for AI not gonna lie
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I am gonna lie and will also say that it is very bullish
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>>61310223
>why is consumers lacking purchasing power in a consumption based economy le bad??
Nigger
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niggerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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>>61308830
you can go to any bar and pick up a latina for sexo sexo so what's there not to love?
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>>61310257
there's a person in a funny little hat on my screen right now
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Hey guys this is the only general i go on here and I'm not sure who else to ask but my dad is showing signs of mental decay and is making irrational decisions and when I bring it up he starts screaming at me. The problem is, we may lose a lot of money now on an upcoming deal as a result since we are in business together and he doesnt care because he has other options whereas this is it for me. He also views himself as the primary decision maker even though im the one floating the money by nature of the father son dynamic. What the fuck do I do ?
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>>61310280
nothing to see there goyim
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>>61310290
Transition, seduce your own father, convince him to leave all his money to you. Profit
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>>61310290
Your only option is seduction. Give him such a good blowjob that he can't say no
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>>61310275
They prefer latinx
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>>61310290
depends on how the legal structure of your business with him is set up
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RIP FUTURES
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fucking retards stop selling nvda wtf
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>>61310303
>>61310304
What the fuck is up with all the faggot responses today lmao. Keep your illness to yourselves
>>61310306
Co owners, shared ownership, but he spends his profits and I reinvest mine
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Oh look, Gold pumped 5% this week, everything fine and dandy
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cameltoe harris
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wait the vote is actually going to pass??!
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FISV @nasdaq 1day
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stop voting nay you fucking cocksuckers
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bros?
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>>61310322
is it an llc? general partnership? sole proprietorship but you kind of informally are co owners? if any of the above do you have any documentation for ownership or decision making authority?
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so did it pass or not. so tired of watching this shit
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>>61310355
we won right? why markets not reacting?
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>>61310343
>will the side that has a majority win?
idk
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who cares the reopening has been priced in the second the gov closed in the first place anyway
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>>61310372
I saw the futures selloff and thought it was over
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i thought they reopened over the weekend what are they vooooting on now?
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>>61310363
LLC. I dont have any documentation explicitly dictating leadership or decision making roles for either of us
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>>61310290
It's your money therefore it's your decision. On a personal level.

Legal. I suppose you're likely a c-corp. If you are both considered equal financial partners and are deadlocked i don't think he can actually make the choice without your say. If he's the sole owner and you are just giving him the money idk.

Is it dementia? I had to deal with that with a family member there is no good advice in dealing with it. It changes people's behaviors drastically. Anger is a defensive mechanism.
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>>61310400
on agreeing to the resolution
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>>61310411
how about documentation about ownership percentages?
anyway you could try just getting more control over all the aspects of the business like the bank accounts. tell him you want to formalize responsibilities so you can take over when hes all done with it
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>>61310389
I have just put like 75% of my savings into 1 year bonds so they can sell as much as they want
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omg I just tried to log on its back open
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>>61310400
>It will collapse when Peter Zeihan makes a video saying China will endure.
kek
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>>61310309
futures are basically flat
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>>61310416
>>61310427
Thank you for your input. I drove around today and stopped at multiple places and started stress eating like a fucking fat woman because this is really getting to me.
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It’s fucking over, the music stopped didn’t it?
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>>61310400
China has been 2 weeks from collapsing my entire life, and I'm not young. it's like saying America was going to collapse in the 1950's.
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>>61310223
automation is great, it makes things cheaper for everyone
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the govern ment is back I just got my paycheck thanks guys
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>>61310458
I don't hear shit
it's over
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>>61308638
>when that 8k paycheck hits your bank
holy YUMOLA cant wait to SLURPOLA tomorrow
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ok its over give me the retard pump now
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>>61310420

>>61310420
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>>61310459
the demographics of china are fucked, they are going full japan in the next 20 years unless they import all of africa
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>>61310478
they supply the whole world. they will be fine. it's useless eaters that need to worry, America being the largest.
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>>61310459
that's the joke, good job you little autist you spotted it
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>>61310453
Unfortunately what you are describing is rather common. Eventually things will boil over. Your options are kind of this

1) Say nothing. Things go south you lose money. It will likely effect your relationship with your dad negatively on your side. You'll be resentful forever.

2) Confront him. Tell him you've staked a significant portion of your money and he's not taking you seriously. Walk if he doesn't listen to you and do your own thing. Could cause a prolonged period of strife between you two. I assume this is the case otherwise you would have already done this.

3) Take him to court. Basically the biggest conflict thing you can do but it might save your money. I know a guy who's own mother did it to him.

I can only tell you I'd choose 2 and it would suck. All of the options suck.
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>>61310491
so did japan in 1980
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mr jerome!!!
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there is no fucking way nvda is down 1%
what the fuck is this niggery
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el problamo in le market?
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>>61309744
Usually halfway through the day RGTI stops dipping and starts pumping. It will be a pretty obvious point where it is trying to make its pump, if it succeeds you can ride it up for a good 5-6% percent or more on retarded days. If it rejects the pump it will just slowly drop all day, like it did today.

My strategy is having RGTI, IONQ, and VOO charts open. RGTI and IONQ are pretty close to clones of eachother, one will pump/dump 30seconds before the other, so it is a good way of telling the future. If I see a good setup for RGTI dumping, I check IONQ and if I see a red bar I instantly buy the RGTI. IONQ is my future teller. VOO is just "the market" it has a "gravity" or "sympathetic pump" as you call it, which pulls the stock in the same direction as it, it is much more important during the first couple hours of market open. After a few hours the individual stock and the market are not so closely tied together, but during market open the main pumps and dumps will reflect the VOO.
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>>61310538
true masculinity crisis. men are not stepping up for the ladies like they used to
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>>61310560
When I say "buy RGTI" I'm of course talking about either RGTZ or RGTX.
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>>61309839
just buy zcash nigga damn
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>>61310569
not my property not my problem
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>after-hours dump
this market sucks
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whats this zcash thing? some random micro twitter celebrities that normaly only do stocks have been shilling this shit like crazy
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WHAT JUST CASED THIS FUCKING DUMP ON THE ES?

sorry for caps. im not happy and wanted to convey that through capslock use.
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>>61310643

>>61310643
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>>61310499
I already heavily resent him. Any civil discussion I've tried to have ends with him screaming at me and me shutting down. These last few days though ive started screaming back at him and now he's moping around like hes depressed. It's becoming a fucking nightmare. I resent him so fucking much. After this one, its not going to be the same ever.
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>>61310655
Personally nothing calm me down and undepresses me like a sloppy blowjob
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>>61310659
You giving other men sloppy blow jobs would make you happy faggot
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>>61309970
Rand Paul is really the only Republican in Congress who still stick's to his guns and doesn't cuck out to Trump on everything.
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>>61310655
I see. I'm still assuming a lot of the circumstances here. My next question is. Could you run this business on your own? If so you could take a different approach. Make a plan to exit. Figure out how much money you'd need to start the same business on your own. Do it. If he wants to burn your inheritance let him. Surpass him.
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>>61310655
unfortunately you are in a very bad position, im not talking about the money either. People who develop alzheimers/dementia can be easy to get along with, or extremely difficult, prior to the vegetable state that is, based on their inherent personality.

Being a strong willed person with great self-confidence is the WORST possible personality to develop dementia, as you will ignore everyone and run around doing insane, destructive shit until you're committed.

My great-grandfather, even after his license was stripped from him after multiple accidents, still stole the family car and drove around for no reason because he was like that. Luckily he never hurt anyone.
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>>61310655
If he’s really mentally fucked you can probably get power of attorney against his will and have him committed, and all his assets either go to your mom or you in theory
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>>61310942
the father would need to be in a much worse state than he currently is for that to be viable.
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