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retirement edition

>Mental Health
https://findahelpline.com/

>Jobs when it inevitably collapses
https://jobs.mcdonalds.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/
>>61312951
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first for America
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>earnings
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>macro
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Market summary

>Wall Street traders bracing for a wave of economic releases following the end of the US shutdown drove stocks lower and bond yields higher, raising concerns about whether the data will be sufficient to clear the way for a Federal Reserve rate cut.
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Pfizer is going to ZERO!
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>micro
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>>61314150
Guys remember when a troon grabbed jewpiro by the neck and mogged him live on TV?
He literally whimpered lol
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>>61314150
worth for insectrael goyim
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>futures
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>>61314205
the ponzi scheme be dying
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>>61314220
reminds me of the gypsy with the sweaty shirt eating pasta or icecream, kek
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>>61314227
buy the dip
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Anyone planning on getting the Steam Machine?
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Tesla is finished
prepare accordingly
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kek what a retard. burry shorted mega cap tech because he thinks depreciation expense will be higher than expected in the future because he thinks companies are going to have to buy more chips than expected in order to operate which will eat away at future profits which is why he thought tech was overvalued today. if you really thought that way why wouldnt you just own the chip company vs trying to short like a retard and blowing up your fund. HOW QUIRKY, HOW GENIUS. kek what a bitch
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Vote for me for president and I will outlaw women wearing anything other than ankle length dresses.
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>>61314150
AAAAAAAA WHY DIDNT I SELL LAST WEEK WHEN I WAS UP 5K!!!!!!!!!!

>>61314183
Sauce on anime girl doing the cute dance?
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UVXY BUYERS STAY WINNING
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theoretically can you use food delivery apps as a substitute for all statistics?
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SNDXcels...kura drug got approved
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>>61314234
Not me but I do hope their OS becomes usable like a regular OS, then I'd quickly drop Windows

>>61314246
>that poor girl is unironically winning for once on UVXY
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>>61314239
Why is everyone so butthurt about Burry on these boards? He did well, he doesn’t only short, also longs. He is right on his shorts so far fags. Whatever.
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Burry already closed Scion?
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>>61314248
I unironically think doordash knows the price of a cheeseburger better than the federal reserve does
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>>61314274
Yes, but only to rebrand it into Sneed
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I own 1 (one) AI stock but my whole portfolio is down 30% past month.
Is that the "AI" bubble popping?
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Keep dumping it faggots I'll keep buying
Taking this to zero
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>>61314239
Burry could make bad calls the next 20 years and he would still be a better trader than you.
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also:

KEK GAMB
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I-is it healing?
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>>61314287
Just find a new trade anon
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>>61314156
Death to America
Bomb America
Bomb the federal reserve
Kill politicians
Kill CEOs
Shoot Joe Biden
Shoot Jerome Powell
Shoot Donald Trump
END CAPITALISM
FREE THE PEOPLE
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There once was a president
Who shut down the government
And set an unusual precedent
Of leaving data unsent

He made retail afeared
So the green disappeared
And only Cisco persevered
As a recession neared
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>>61314293
Lol, boy you'd have to be a fucking retard to invest in GAMB & GRRR

>t. GAMB & GRRR guy

:_:
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>>61314234
Probably not, but the new vr headset looks promising. Hope it isn't a bazillion dollars when it comes out.
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>>61314281
do we even know the definition of a cheese burger to the fed or doordash?
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Good thing we can put more into retirement next year. Will need it to cover these L's
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>>61314297
No I'm not wrong.
Bitfuck is the only thing left that doesnt have a hard ceiling and doesnt have to prove earnings to justify valuations.
Massive long call volume on ibit every single day this entire month as well.
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VIXbros we are so back
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>4 pm yesterday
>down on a trade
>set a limit sell in profit
>forget about it
>look at chart today
>it was briefly at my break even point, but I didn't set it at break even because I was sure it would either blow past or break down
>it is now breaking down
I have made another blunder.
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Is it best to just pay off all my debt when I can? I’m so retarded I literally can’t make steady payments and plans
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>>61314318
I would assume that doordash knows what they deliver to their faithful goyim customers but mixing beef with cheese is against the jewish religion.
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>>61314332
What kind of debt? Credit card? Auto?
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>>61314333
can you even buy a cheese burger with cheese anymore in the US? or beef with beef in it?
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as of today I have finally officially made 1$ per share (paper gains) on my VZ holdings
huzzah
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>>61314150
Shapiro is correct here. Still a kike but correct
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im not wrong. just early
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>>61314150
Dirty fuckin kike
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>>61314304
Now only GT also has to die too to cleanse this thread.
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The Jews are unironically based.
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>>61314346
the ideal system would be working 4 days a week but for a longer span of your life. If you can't retire by 65 you're meant to be a slave anyways
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NOT AGAIN
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>>61314336
Most is student loans actually but then credit card debt is the next biggest
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is smci done for
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>>61314363
It wont stop this time. -30% here we come.
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>>61314245
Marii from Joshiraku
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Water company is trying to bill me $50 this month... for water
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>>61314364
Never pay off debt, the US's financial strategy since the 70s has been to inflate debt away. It's literally anti-semitic to pay off your debt. Why screech about usury when you can just enjoy the benefits?
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>>61314304
>GAMB down 28% today
The audacity to be still shilling and holding that garbage when every retard on here even told you that there not even an actual casino, just a marketing affiliate program that somehow was being traded in public markets is astounding to me. Even GRRR everyone made fun of you for shilling jeet stocks.
Like how did you even become married to these dog shit bags? Was it reddit? Did the ticker names come to you in a dream?
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using the power of my mind to manifest that GOOD YEAR is $10 by end of week
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>>61314380
CPI MUST COME HUGE, I AM ALL IN SHORT
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>>61314356
Ok, Schlomo
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>>61314299
based
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OOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>61314227
ya, you should buy the dip. i love you, i'm getting back into bed, i'm praying for us.
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>>61314272
depending on when he bought those puts (my guess is early in that registration filing period), the market has at best moved back to where he bought them at and he was probably raped by theta and forced to close for a big loss, thus liquidating his fund. If it was a successful trade, the fund would stay open and he wouldnt be so "confused" on the current state of affairs because he would be a market timing genius which implys that he understands the market, whcich he admitted he does not.
>>61314291
maybe, but i'll post my best trade if you post your faggot. picrel. also the true answer about michael burry and other market celeb types is that they are actually glowies. A high level decision in 2008 was made to give Burry the billion dollar win, knowing that movies would be made about him, and a new generation of bobos born. Conservatively lets say they have taken $5 billion from these new bobos from 2009-Present which would imply a 5 to 1 return on their "investment" in Burry in 08. Same thing with the Roaring Jew. You give him the $400million or however much it was on the GME win, knowing movies will be made about him and a new generation of options goomblers born. Its a calculated investment in these individuals knowing that the return on investment is high.
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>>61314396
Fuck off
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Come November 19th, NVDA will be up another 15% and bears will be crying.
This is a classic rotation out of tech for profit taking and to kill retail. Unironically buy the dip.
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It's weird how much the dollar weakened today...
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>>61314356
why do we get jews shilling on here
do you guys think shilling for the jews is going to make ur stock go up?
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>>61314401
>le everything that happens is to screw over retail
>less than 2% of the global market
fuck off
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so why are we dumping and why is every smg thread flooded by poltards, starting by the cumslurping op?
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SCHD my beloved :)
Genuinely the only good thing left in my wretched life.
I even bought one (1) share today even though I only buy on red days.
I will never turn my back on you
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>>61314399
His issue is he's an old generation trader. He doesn't understand the current market psychology. He would have been better off not using options in this case. Every decline currently has a counter buyback. This will continue until one day when it doesn't work. That day is approaching.
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>>61247512
>>61247490
>>61247464
where are you now dogs hit eating tranny hahahahahahahahah
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/v/ here apparently Nvidia is sitting on chips they can't sell because the grid doesn't have the capacity to power data centres that have already been build. Does this mean graphic card prices will start falling?
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>>61314364
Boomer here. Never ever ever carry CC debt. Play that shit off immediately, you don’t want your money disappearing into a 27% apr black hole.

Student loans are more manageable, you can pay them off at a decent rate and still invest. But it is better not to carry any debt at all.
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>>61314150
Ben Shapiro is "The Hood" from Thunderbirds.
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>>61314407
yes
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I have a feeling.
A small hunch.
That we will continue to dump.
This is not a financial post.
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>>61314417
>11/03
kek still mad at that guy
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>>61314414
maybe he doesnt realize he was a part of a glowie scheme in 08' and thought he was actually a skilled trader. many such cases (see charlie kirk thinking hes big enough independently to cut ties with his masters).
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3LBfZY6cBw
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I’m not checking my portfolio today

I’m just not

You can’t make me
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>>61314431
>mad
nah just proving my point that i was right and that dogshit eating tranny was wrong
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>>61314227
this company will declare bankruptcy if BTC drops below 80k
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>gov reopens
>markets crash the next day
wtf did they mean by this
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normalfags are posting shit like this on twitter
we are still far from bottom
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>>61314356
nooooooo you can't just enjoy the jewish capitalist system that lets intelligent people not have to waste their lives being a wageslave reeeee
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>>61314399
yeah, i know that we sometimes ironically joke about jews running the world but this is actually unhinged and antisemitic as fuck. you should take a break from this place
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>>61314234
yes
and VR headset. i need something to distract me at work lol
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It is time to fullport into selling uncovered NOV18 VIX 22 CALLs

Either my 'folio dies or I do
This world isn't big enough for both of us
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Oh shit I'm saved! my 1st unemployment payments just hit my account
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>>61314451
>but this is actually unhinged and antisemitic as fuck. you should take a break from this place
this is why /biz/ needs flags. guarantee meme or star of remphan flag. thats it, im going back to /bant/ to schzio post with rocker and swiftie. you guys are gay as fuck
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>>61314459
Incredibly based.
You either live a king or die a legend
Godspeed retard
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>>61314445
we spent the entire shutdown pricing in reopening
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>>61314234
those are seriously lob sided
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How much money would I have to spend to make SPY close green today?
I think I have like 3k leftover cash on IBKR. Is that enough?
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>>61314445
PRICED
IN
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>>61314484
only one way to find out
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>>61314411
Whats up with the SCHD shilling? Whats special about this ETF? Does it pay monthly/yearly dividends and is stable or something? Why not just get a somewhat diversified portfolio of dividend stocks and dont pay any retarded fees?
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>started the day with over 1 million in stocks
nice while it lasted
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i hate IWM with every fiber of my being. 11 of the last 15 days will have closed lower than open. i should just all-in puts on this junk every day.
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>>61314507
Age? USD?
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This is like the third time I'm wiped out this year. I'm not very good at this investing thing.
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>>61314515
43, and yes I'm an Amerishart
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>>61314377
Thanks!
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>>61314518
dont worry, noone is
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>>61314499
It's for the bogleheads who think any asset that yields more than 5% annually is too good to be true and too risky to own.
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Wish I'd bought into telecom. I wasn't sure why the sector was down as a whole so I was too wary about buying the bottom.
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>>61314533
But what's the actual catch to assets that yield over 5%
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>>61314518
>Invest in tech because its a safe bet
>Tech is constantly dumping and losing all the gains it made last month
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lmao usa is dead
collaps immidient
who is the new super power after spain, uk, udssr and now usa
china? india? UAE?
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>>61314550
You literally just have to hold and they will recover
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NASDAQ is worth less than half of DOW Jones, and has dropped almost the same amount of points flat. Why?
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>>61314287
this trade may financially ruin you.
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>>61314552
Switzerland
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>>61314547
Higher volatility and short term risk. But frankly, if you are that risk-averse that you'd consider owning SCHD over SPY or even a Vanguard all world ETF, why not just buy bonds or treasuries at that point?
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>200 bucks into one thing
>400 bucks in another
>800 in a third
>repeat
Boy I sure do have a lot of small holdings that are shit, that together make a big pile of shit. Would be nice if everything pumped 20% so I could escape.

>>61314526
>>61314518
Investing is easy you just fucking buy and hold for 30 years. Trading is what's hard.
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>>61314545
yeah it was really weird
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My comfy oil stonks doing good. Honestly, they should'nt be.
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Can we go back to a month ago? Please?
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>>61314533
Considering all the schwab related news when silicon valley and signature bank busted, holding a basket of schd holdings on your own is probably safer than schd
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>>61314150
We've had so many red days lately that I've forgotten what a green day looks like...
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>>61314580
30 years ago I wasnt even in my dads balls
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>>61314593
Whats the matter?
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>>61314557
Of course, that's basically what investing is. There will be ups and downs and everything that has been dumping are ones that have proven quarterly track records.
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>lost thousands shorting over the past 5 months
>too scared of this irrational clown market to short now that it's finally going down
Anyone else know this feel?
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>>61314583
based
never understand why you wouldn't dedicate a small lil portion of your folio to oil and REITs
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>>61314607
There was free money back then
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>>61314593
I'm down 2.33% over the past month
et tu?
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Can someone explain to me why is everyone panicking? The indexes really just slid only slightly. I thought I was the only retard in high beta stocks loosing 40% of my portfolio but it seems to be the case for a lot more people?
Is it just the screeching minority?
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>>61314615
Yeah, Michael Burry
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good god
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>>61314624
too soon
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>>61314622
-12.82%
Overall I'm still up but I want my money back
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>>61314615
It's a nothingburger. We'll go back to open by EoD.
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>>61314623
Two subprime-based hedge funds just died, including Scion Capital that meme Burry runs, echoing 2007 sentiment
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i am so sick of this market
how did ppl now killed them selfs decades ago when the markets were not this volatile and they had to sit out a longer period of loses
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>>61314552
Botswana, trust
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HOLY FUCK
That gamb nigga is going to literally suicide
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>>61314566
I'm already ruined.
Also I'm not fucking wrong. We're approaching march levels of oversold, Larry fink will lose his patience soon
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>>61314627
I bought this shit during one of the shill waves but had just enough sense to buy it when it dumped a large amount
Can't recall if I sold it when it broke even or took a loss, but I'm glad it's out of the folio
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>>61314627
selling 11/21 10 P is unironically a decent gamble at this point. 2% return on a 7 day risk.
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SO BULLISH IN SPY
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>PLBY up bigly
I didn't know it was still a thing kek
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>>61314615
The only put of mine that is doing good is fucking ford
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>>61314644
he never does. this has happened before.
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>>61314324
>doesnt have to prove earnings to justify valuations
It's fascinating how the mind of a cryptofag works. He's confessing that the thing has zero value, but he thinks it has value precisely because it has no value. Astounding.
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>>61314623
Because a larger pattern is emerging. The only way out of the pure dump last week was the good news of the government opening. But we hit the previous level where everyone was thinking it was all over valued and now it's declining again. Basically the issue of the previous dump was not actually fixed by this rebound.

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>>61314533
>>61314499
>bogleheads buying SCHD
Absolutely fucking wrong. Bogleheads would never touch SCHD until their at least 105 years old. The SCHD spam is just /smg/ lagging reddit again. There's a dividend cult on there that love paying income tax and making no money.
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>>61314634
Wouldn't it be a bullish signal when the most notorious bear hedge fund manager capitulates? I kinda feel bad for Burry, why didn't he wait just a little bit longer?
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>>61314552
The Fourth Reich, aka the EU.
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>>61314644
I'm unironically trying to sell 12/19 2.5P @ .8.
I like these odds. Probably won't fill
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And just like that we're never going down again
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Has AI cured cancer yet?
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resistance is forming
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>>61314384
I like the stock sir

I liked GAMB's acquisitions and growth story which over the last 2 quarters has strayed from the narrative and it doesn't look like Q4 will be bring any relief. I'm holding for at least a year.

GRRR has insane growth potential, whether it will realise that is the gamble.

I'm a long term baggot so I can't judge these investments yet, but I have missed some incredible opportunities while bagholding.
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>>61314677
No. He failed because of his shitty timing and trying to be a big baller with options. His message however has infected the traders. A lot of people have the worry that it is a bubble in the back of their minds now.

>>SURVEY SURVEY SURVEY

Option 1) who thinks the market will have a 10%-30% decline take place within the next 1-3 months?

Option 2) Who thinks it's all fear mongering and the bull market will continue for the next 3 months?
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>>61314677
isnt burry being permanent bear just an illusion created by the movie and the fact that burry weirdly enjoys the "im literally christian bale" thing?
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>>61314723
>>61314677
We'll be bullish because benner cycles forecast a 2026 top
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>HGRAF down 7% today
Does that mean it's up 10% tomorrow?
seems to be the trend it follows
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Can SOXL close in the green today?
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>>61314623
Every day it “slides only slightly” so over a week we’re all getting heemed
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>>61314634
I only read about Scion, what's the other one?
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>>61314627
Shakeout before breakout sirs

Earnings next Tuesday will be great

There's no possible way they could miss

And rape my portfolio yet again

Gorillionaire status here I come!
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>>61314622
i am down 30% atleast
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>>61314744
>>61314744
>>61314744

Every time I make posts like this, momentum dies and lots of red candles appear.
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>>61314615
Shorting stupidity is very tempting. The only problem being, stupidity is abyssal. So your losses are infinite.
It shouldn't be that way, but somehow it is.
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>>61314723
i'm team benner cycle
also china will escalate the trade war into a currency war so buy silver
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>>61314644
Still here still bagholding

This morning was tough, the earnings weren't great and revised guidance another blow. Will reassess next year.
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NVDA will probably double in value next week when earnings from AI come in since technology progresses exponentially
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>>61314606
>missing the greatest bull run ever because of lame excuses like "I wasn't even born yet"
I bet your excuse for not buying a house at low low prices in 2012 is something like "I was in elementary school"
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>>61314150
Turn that retarded piece templar and anti christ mfing uf cult and baphometic sjit off he gave you hyperinflation....nasa is fake atomic energy is fake nukes are fake etc raeto west big lie.org
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>>61314593
Just a month? We’re about to go a lot further than that.
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>>61314786
for Q2 they beat earnings and they sank by 6% immediately
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>>61314623
My poorfolio consistents of crypto, crypto treasuries and random fucking garbage like USAR and GAMB shilled to me by /smg/, which seemed like a fun joke when I was only putting 250 bucks in but if you have 20 stupid things with 250 bucks it stops being a funny joke.
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Bitcoin sub $100,000 again
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>>61314771
>There's no possible way they could miss
there absolutely is, gorilla is dodgy as fuck
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>>61314809
Get tha fuck outta here you muthafuggin cocksucka

Captcha: G0YVJ
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>>61314723
VOO up 13%
VWO down 99%
Trump bombs Maduiro on January 2nd.
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>>61314731
Well, since the start of this year, he hasn't had any meaningful long positions other than some contrarian value plays like Estee Lauder and Lululemon and shit like that.
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i have had 2 green days this month
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What is going on? Is this Mamdani's fault?
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>>61314799
just institutions killing options and hunting for stop losses, playing nvda earnings is honestly really stupid.
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Who else has 600 pistol collections?
https://youtu.be/FN7tgPy6Mb0?si=cxAcEXWU4CYIcBCb
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>>61314615
i used to think i could trade both sides of the volatility. i was not good at it. so yes i know the feel. i never had the bearish righteous indignation though.
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Don't care abour Burry. I want to know what based Mark Baum is doing.
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>>61314239
Hey man I should apologize to you I was just tired of all the Burry bashing but his company got wrecked and he barely made money shorting way too early. I didn’t know that so I am sorry for being so rude. Peace bro
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i boughted like you always should
where is the v
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>>61314451
>antisemitic as fuck
based, fuck all of you
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>>61314847
All im missing is the upsides which i don't mind too much cause my cost basis is very low, but it still sucks.
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>red
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> TSLA
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so is there any real reason for the crash or they trying to explain it afterwards?
like did orange nigger post or did nvida got hacked or some shit
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>>61314853
>In the 2015 movie adaptation of Lewis' book, The Big Short, Eisman's name was changed to "Mark Baum"
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>>61314880
>Cathie Wood selling TSLA
Weird timeline
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WTFWT
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Bitcoin is precipitously close to sub 100
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>>61314723
We are getting a K shaped economy that has only been matched one time in history by Rome 38 AD. This still can mean roaring economy growth. The poor MUST be placated by socialism, Mamdani is right.
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>>61314885
levels of incompetency once considered impossible
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>>61314933
The Doordash reports will save the economy. Trust the plan
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they always ask what's the reason for the crash but they never ask what's the reason for the moon
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>>61314933
no rate cut then
fucking moronic orange nigger piece of shit
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>>61314933
incompetence*
excuse me sirs
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>>61314897
Wait, really? That hag was polishing Elon's nob on Bloomberg like a week ago.
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>>61314399
Yeah but no way is he at 0 dollars he just is sick of the judgements and hatred I think. Who wants to do customer service and talking through a trade at his age.
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If you weren't a NEGGar before now is your only chance for the pico bottom before the biggest short squeeze since GME
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>>61314947
>what's the reason for the moon
I suppose we can talk about inflation again, just for fun
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>>61314885

Real economy is sick getting sicker
Losing to Russia
World moving away from Dollar
Debt unpayability moving into mainstream consciousness
AI spending trillions making nothing
Gold/Silver strength rattling paper markets
Trade war about to blow up and Trump no cards
Europe energy crisis coming
Domestic politics riven with division
Consumers debt added struggling
Private credit sitting in big losses
Banks low on liquidity
War war war, Bonehead President
Wealth inequality becoming ridiculous
Helicopter money being openly considered

If I sat down for an hour I could write a hundred more. Basically things are looking hallowed out. If an economy and markets only survive on constant credit expansion. Then there has been a catastrophic misallocation of capital. Which only recessions can fix. But recessions aren’t allowed anymore. That is until that insist they still exist.
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>>61314977
Russia is losing though
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aaand just like that we're never going back up again
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>>61314913

Confidence to defend 100k seems to be evaporating day by day. And we are just beginning the jitter months.
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The buttcoin has capitulated
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>the bitcoin ponzi scheme just fell below $100,000
isn't this really going to fuck all the companie that invested in it?
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>>61314977
All that Trump needs to do is declare the debt fraudulent and throw all Federal Reserve staff in prison and charge them with fraud, sedition, treason and RICO. Really…what are they going to do in return? They wont do shit.
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>>61314984

You see this? This is the same hot air keeping the market up. And China is losing the trade war. And things are getting no cheaper. And trump prevented 7 wars. And men can be women. It’s all the same post modern delusion and panopticon of complete media control and narration.
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any nigga own any of this shit
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>>61315016
it'll fuck us all somehow
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>>61315010
>The financial embodiment of the dot com bubble will be the last stock standing in the ai bubble
boomers alway win in the end dont they
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>>61315016

>PRICED IN

hehehe
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>>61315016
MSTR is going to implode

How the fuck can Saylor keep getting away with it?
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>>61314967
She just sold $30m in TSLA shares and is now bullish on chinese AI
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>>61315039
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>61315024

There’s no win here. No paineless way out. Only the death of zombie companies that live on abnormal cheap credit and the reallocation of capital can fix the patient.

It’s never been any other way.
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>>61314968
he can no longer justify to his clients why they shouldnt just be long the market long term vs his repeated attempts to recreate magic (glowie magic). im just his investors made money but still its like owning the JOET fund. why?
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Lets shut down the government again
The government being open is bearish
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full V till EOD
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>>61314928
Also something just dawned on me that zoomers are going to be a big problem. They have become attached to the bottom line of the K so they will be the reason America will destroy itself, as they will always be worse and worse off. Generally Gen X and Boomers are the top line. Millennials can be top but most likely the middle line. This generation gap has never been more vicious and youths never been more desperate.
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>>61315056
Libertards I kneel
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>>61315039

PT Barnham type. They never disappear
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>>61315039
Part of the issue is that the bitcoin market is leveraged to an insane degree. If deleveraging is forced it could go completely tits up
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The market can only stay fake and gay for so long.

See you boys back at SPY 550 (two more weeks)
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>MegaMillions Lottery near 1 billion again
I heard American spend more on gambling each year than most other industries, Movies, gaming, media, sports, etc
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>>61315058
Buy tqqq?
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>>61315070
>If
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Thats what i get for listening to you...
Lost 50% in the last 2 weeks.
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Hi, it's me, the main character. I'm still like 80% cash, so don't worry, the market will recover from here. Nothing happens until I capitulate.
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>>61315078
gambling is quickly becoming the only way to jump up a social class.
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>>61315078
It's not actually near 1 billion, they use the 30 year rate for that. If you actually take the real amount (the lump sum payout) and factor in taxes it's closer to 200 million, barely enough to buy a neighborhood.
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>>61314683
inshallah
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>>61315043
Why anyone pays any attention to her is beyond my comprehension.
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IT'S OVER

MARKETS OFFICIALLY PEAKED IN OCTOBER

IT'S OCTOBER 2007

AND

ZOOMIES HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY'RE IN FOR

STRAP IN
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>>61315000
Nice digits
For more funny charts
>Mara
Brutal
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Whats wrong with teslacoin
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>>61315081

That keeps dropping. And those margin calls roll in. Or buyers move to sell to cover their positions they have with borrowed money at X rate. It can easily happen. It’s mostly automatic.
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>all those companies could have just bought gold and silver like they humanity has been doing for literally thousands of years
>they fell for the fake internet coin meme
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BYND ON SALE hahahahAAAAHHHHH
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>>61315058
not this time
-1.5% EOD
crab tomorrow
good news over the weekend
pump on Monday
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>>61315133
the future of food
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>>61315135
>good news over the weekend
there is no good news left the reopening was the final piece
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Pltr @ 2$ next year
https://x.com/shanaka86/status/1988877631551418399?s=20
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Burry closing his fund was max pain, now we can safely repeat 1929 again
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thats it
im going to rake leaves
i hate you bobo
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>crypto fags on literal suicide watch
>precious metals general is beyond comfy
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The AMD 20x is just around the corner. THEY wont be able to hold it down much longer.
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Oy vey it's anuddah Aug 5 shoah
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>>61315179

About to lose the support from June this year if some money doesn’t come back in.
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Essential Utilities (WTRG) turning out to be an excelent hedge. Clad I made it my largest single position, nice dividend too.
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>>61315201
SCHD bros are comfy too
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>>61314744
Sorry, no can do. I need it to drop into the it's for a buy.
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I fall in love with every company I research
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>>61315201
Normally I'm against dividend investing, but utilities will always be required and they have a nice dividend yield, at the ones I've looked at. A good hedge for the clown car Trump has got us in.
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Why would anybody buy into this fake and gay market when it's obviously been in a huge bubble all year
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>>61315070
housing is levered 5:1
cars 10:1
crypto has a leverage ratio of .6
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>>61314239
>>61314624
>>61315164
LMAOOOOOOOO
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I BOUGHT SQQQ ON THE OPEN WHAT A MOVE COME ON BOBROS HIT ME WITH SOME LOVE OVER HERE
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>>61315224
I bet she's a freak in bed
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>>61315236
Houses and cars are literal necessities in life. Crypto is a casino
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>>61315025
>import volume into the US remains unchanged despite tariffs
>export volume from China to other countries rises 3%, not nearly enough to offset the 25% decline in exports to the US
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>>61315248
LETS GOOOOO
ALL WE SEE IS REDD
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15000 job layoffs to be announced next week from verizon

The economy is fucked! If you have a wagie job hold on to it for dear life
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>>61315245
bears literally believe this means burry's most recent short was an amazing success
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>>61315236
I mean the other two are physical objects with use. Are you dumb?
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>>61315278
you know i'm not love. what's gotten into you? that hurt
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>>61315245
Ouch.

Stop, he's already dead..........
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Here. This bonehead is speaking live. Listen to his prognostications while his company burns.

https://www.youtube.com/live/d1P4zu4Z3w8?si=O6e9fBG7q3P9TmCJ
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>>61315245
10X LMAOooooo
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>>61315298
>Michael Bury
>Gets BURRIED
poetic
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>>61315298
Never trust people with attached earlobes
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RETARD DIP SLURPERS GOT ANNIHILATED AGAIN
WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN????
STILL HOLDING PUTS BTW
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I bought SOXL at 45 and I am about to sell it at 38

Ask me anything
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>>61315302
He's the executive chairman of an enterprise software company. What's wrong with that?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo
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>>61315324
how did life turn out like this
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KEK MARKET
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>>61315324
Are you a tax minimization wizard?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I think its time to kill ourselfs
never thought i would finish the year red
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So is the market actually crashing or what?

>>61315337
I thought I would make it and it turns out that God has picked His hardest battles for me.
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>>61315337
YOU DIDNT BUY PUTS
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>>61315349
LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY SIDEWAYS MARKET FOR THE LAST 30 DAYS TO ME
EXCEPT FOR META
META GOT FUCKED. THATS A CRASH
AND ITS NEVER EVER EEEEVVVEEERRR COMING BACK AGGGAIYYYNN
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Imagine if Powell comes out and announces emergency rate cuts
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>tsla
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>>61315324
why don't you have conviction in the companies you invest in? David Soxl is perhaps the most infamous Epstein associate
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I wish i never started investing right now
I was already red as fuck
Now everything is dumping further
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>>61315370
WHAT IF JPOW AFTER FINISHING NUTTING IN LAEL BRAINARD ANNOUNCES THAT THE STOCK MARKET IS FAKE AND GAY AND THEN DANCES THE CHARLESTON WHILE A LONG DRY OLD MAN TURD FALLS OUT OF HIS BUTT
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I sold my SOXS too early.
I thought SHIT&PISS 5000 would have another high noon meme V.
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I don't get why it's dumping this bad. There's barely any headlines
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this market can't find support today, very sell-y mood

every support line I place is getting destroyed within 15 minutes and every time it's tested the candle dips under implying the support was 2 sticks and a rope
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>NVDA closing in on -5%
Fucks sake
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>>61315416
Cpi and inflation data got rejected. There's rumors they were so bad they didn't want to tell people about it. Probably more red days coming unless trump has nothing good to tweet
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>>61315430
NVIDIA MAKES TRASH VIDEO CARDS THAT HAVE BEEN SCAMS FOR THE LAST 2 "GENERATIONS"
IMAGINE 8GB AND 16GB CARDS STILL IN 2025 LOMAOOOOO
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>>61315416

Ffs will you stop. Read the fucking board. Shits awful
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>>61315416
Rich fucks moving money idk. I’ve just accepted that pulling any money out of my account at this point is suicide
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this could get real ugly
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>>61315386
P/E ratio crashed to 300
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>>61315323

>>61315323
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HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEE
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>>61315445
WHAT A SURPRISE MARKETS DONT LIKE UNCERTAINTY
SELL THE RUMOR BUY THE FAKE NEWS WHEN THE NEXT DATA COMES OUT AND ITS ALL COOKED
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WOW
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>>61315430
Everyone will sell and then Nvidia will pump 10% on earnings n a week.
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No rate cuts coming to save you
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This is a generational buying opportunity.
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Rotate to safety. Step out for a while if you must. Dont sit here and get rinsed
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>>61315417
There's a gap fill at $671.76. It will bounce there
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>>61315417
Stop drawing imaginary lines you shizo
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>lob sided
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>>61315482
I think that's a slight exaggeration, but to be fair I'm only going by gut feeling and I could be totally wrong
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>>61315482
-2.5% nasdaq is not a generational moment brother. Wait.

>>61315368
Same i couldn't really figure it out until today why i was so off on the timings. Check the moving averages 15 and 10. Uncertainty has been building in frequency. It's been showing in the daily all week as well.
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fartnigger predicted this
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>>61315489
may*
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It seems the net present value of Nvidia's future cash flows dropped by 5% today.



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