uvxy edition>Mental Healthhttps://findahelpline.com/>Jobs when it inevitably collapseshttps://jobs.mcdonalds.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61323975
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i own 2,150 shares of AMD
CASY
kekbaggies
next weekhold on to your butts
Why would you do this to us, Warren
There is no such thing as a permabear. But there are permabulls, and that is the stupidest thing you can be.Smart money knows when to get out and when to go back in."Bears" are just bulls who are having a moment of not being stupid.
>>61325819VT gang
Klarna deez nutz
>>61325835i'm a permabull because of inflation. inflation literally guarantees money go up, just need to beat inflation and stop trying to buy dogshit companies
>>61325816Price?
>>61325835>mfw chad bogglehead
>>61325835Spoken like a true retard
>>61325844around $112 per share. im not one of those legends who bought it at $16 or something.
bears have been saying it's over this whole year and you faggots laughed at them
OOOOOooooooOOOOOOooooooOOOOOwe're gonna be saved
NIGGERS N JEWS
>>61325819>>61325837
TV talking about recession. It's ogre
The Jews are unironically based.
>>61325865What made you buy it so early on?
>>61325806This is bots why watch cnbc and fox business and then the other channels everything g you here is the same thing pol is always roght over the fuck up and but btc 5 to 10 years you are a nigger
>>61325849>Bogglehead>Posting on 4channel.org's "smig" thread>Over three hours after market close Why the fuck are you here
>>61325928Im not buying the near top of your meme coin currency
>>61325935To mog those who dont' have that easy index lifestyle going on>>61325849Comfy & holdin, not a care in the world. The gamblers hate boggleheads lol. Tbf, it only makes sense if u have at least 2 million USD or more (I do) :)
>>61325918I bought it in February of this year. 1) I bought it because it was around 20x forward earnings at $110 which i thought was worth the risk/reward.2) I assumed GPU buyers would not want NVDA to have a monopoly forever. I assumed GPU buyers would prop up AMD at worst. That was the thesis.
TIL Sam Altman gave his little sister the ole Adam Savage....theyve done a good job keeping that hush
>>61325965>I bought it in February of this year.You said you bought at $16, never mind.
how is technical analysis supposed to work when the market is so temperamental?
>>61325990
>>61325935>Why the fuck are you herewhere the fuck else would I be?
I have $60k in a Marcus accountShould I move it all to my brokerage and put it in SOXL as soon as possible?
>>61325983she's one of my favorite twitter follows and she's a great artist toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEZdsxDPwYQ
I think it might be over for me
>>61325984Learn how to read text and interpret images.
>>61325983Sister Mating General
>>61325984>be me >bored >open smg>im not one of those legends who bought it at $16 or something>You said you bought at $16, never mindThis place is an endless source of mild amusement
>https://youtu.be/tc3jTCRHedc?si=Jl-4s0LKZjEiJAbI>FuturesGlobal financial crisis in 2026
>>61326097Yea, I misread your text.
It occurs to me I don’t actually know what hedging actually meansLike what does a hedge fund even do?
Bought a daily SPY 669 call for $94 at open, sold it for $450 profit a couple hours later. I earned 2 days worth of wages doing literally nothing of value, what a world...
>>61326259unprecedented prosperity 2026
is it over for PEP? KO has won forever?
>>61326292you provided liquidity to financial markets and risked $94 to do so, try being rewarded for 'literally nothing' everyday
>>61326382I prefer drinking pepsi, but I own KO lol. KO has better margins and is more efficient because they focus on smaller range of products.
was Goodyear Tire anon banned? I dont see the thread on /biz/ any more. I was watching couch investor go over the 13Fs and it shows super investor David Tepper bought 4.2 million shares of GT in Q3. Maybe there is something there?
>>61326319when i pay extra for the salad bar i fucking expect there to be crutons next time motherfucker.
>>61326382PEP got KO'D
>>61325806That guy is me except I wish I had shorted microstrategy a month ago.
>>61326481Every "one weird trick" /biz/ stock I've bought has been shit except maybe USAR.
>>61326472true. i just looked at the margins and KO is 2x PEP and honestly the Coke brand seems stronger. >>61326492rippp
>>61326292What a coincidence, recently I lost almost a week's worth of wages doing something similar and I am seething.
Bros I have seen retail wagies everywhere complaining about their stores NOT hiring enough people for the holidays. Even the fucking WALMART stores in my big ass city(pop over 1 million) refuse to hire any more people for some reason. Its been a problem for the past year. Recession is definitely here already.
>>61326650AI is going to stock shelves
>>61326481I hope he got banned. He went gung-ho when he got outed as a jeet baggie
>down 15% in a monthI shoulda went all cash a month ago... ough....
Why did SoftBank gain +25% in AM?
>>61326701>outed as a jeet baggieI missed that. How was jeet boy found out?
Karaoke night
>>61326765Common glitch with ADRs after hours
>futures
Has anyone done the math between switching from growth funds to Dividend funds vs staying in growth funds and withdrawing once they get old?
>>61326845doubtful
>>61326736ive been 20% cash for a couple months and ive finally boughted shit back down to 0%not really a dip, megacaps are still fucking expensive and can easily crash, but a shitty plan to get back into the market is better than no plannot like im buying cashburning no revenue garbage anyways
>>61326105rotisserie chickens are a popular loss leader
>>61326865some dividend stocks are inherently defensive so they're also good to holdsome dividend stocks are also growth stockslove me loblaw stock right now, shoulda bought more 2 years ago
good to hold when ur old and cant handle downsides is whhat i mean to say
I lost $300 buying tqqq puts at open :(In hindsight it was at the very bottom of the RSI lineI need to stop buying shit without checking
or maybe stop gambling lmao
>>61326904I consider it insurance in case this gayass market decided to dump all day
God damn between bussyant, orange bucks DSL and Powell's bedroom eyes I'm hard all the way until market close every day. The ZEST economy is in full swing
>>61326865>done the mathwhat math would that be?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JIpkSXQOH4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv1NCFj_zvoThere are plenty of vid about the subject. You need to understand what you are doing for your best interest
>>61326938SCHD, DGRO are the only dividend stocks worth a damn because theyre actual fucking dividends and not just distributions. when in a retarded bullmarket you can add some NEOS funds and JEPQ. Genuinely all a man needs in life is like 2milly split between schd DGRO and voo. You will never have to worry about money every again
what ever happened to that divvy looper?
>>61326898I made money buying tqqq pre-market. Thanks.
>>61326965Henlo. Got out of yieldshit midoctober and am now NEOS schd, JEPQ and DGRO only. Lost like $200 on msty, barely made a profit in ulty. Garbage. Meanwhile I'm up 5%+ on NEOS and jepqWill likely drop JEPQ and qqqi if nigvidia pumps and move it into schd >hurrr schd badNo.
surely google understands its datacenter demand. the demand just keeps going up.
>>61326289It means you are being smarter than a stupid bull/bear and also plan according to outcomes you don't currently consider to be likely, so you are in the black even during bad times.
>>61327014>>61326873These two reasons are why bears are so fucking dead. You have my permission to panic.
>>61326865Not real math but I used to hold dividends long term so i checked. In comparison from when i held dividends compared to now that i dont bother they account for .5% of my profits for this year. Guess i can buy the good toilet paper this month.
>>61326982At least SCHD pays actual dividends
henlo mister jeromewe are worried about the dumpingwill it resume next weekplease make it not dumpit is all on uthank u mister jerome
>>61326961>2millystep 1 - get 2 milly
>genuinely thought zec was a scam a month ago>could have bought at 80 bucks and 120 bucks and even 400bucks>didn'tI just want toNot be poorFuck my life
looks like i'm never making it to 7 figures
>>61327075You could have bought any number of things to not be poor, and yet you didn't. Everyone has countless opportunities available to them every day and yet they don't take them.
>>61327087Just start DCAing into gold, it would probably double within 5 years
>>61327097id have better luck dcaing into scratch offs
Just bombed 'Roxanne' at karaoke
What the fuuuuuckI’m so stupid to take profits on CYPH. I would buy it even at 5 I think everyone is going to figure it out by end of weekend it’s invested 60 million dollars in Zcash at average of 245, it’s going to 1500 and this shits worth 300-400 million cash war chest can do whatever with it, hydro drives it to 20, I just was trying for a quick buck and had no idea what Zcash even is. It’s basically adding a privacy layer to Bitcoin.
>>61325818Based Taco pizza enjoyer.
Dead thread
>>61327218Thread always dies on Friday night. Market's aren't open to shitpost about.
>>61325899Based
>>61327238I wouldn't say it dies, I think it just slows down a bit and gives people time to actually do due diligence and such fun things. ^^
>>61327271If by "Due Diligence" you mean get drunk and butcher Roxanne at karaoke night, then yes, that's true.
This weekend is the calm before the storm ...
>>61327271>^^German detected
>>61327344Detection wrong, I'm from one of the Slav(e) nations.
>>61327322Is it that bad??
Where’s that stupid tranny faggot from Friday who has to argue with me on the stance that the Swiss Franc was a retarded play? I hope you choked on your tendies last night and died from a jammed larynx. Everyone and their fucking mother made news Yesterday as the Swiss Franc rallied to a ten year ATH. When the market shits, people AND hedgies rush to stable green backs. Stay poor you argumentative, contrarian dumb fuck.
AND YOU DONT SEEM TO UNDERSTAAAAND
>>61327422Brvtal bro. I hope you learned your lesson of never clustering highly correlated or even the same options so densely together. I also had to learn that lesson.On the bright side, I believe your January calls will definitively turn green. Remember that the current valuation of options more than two weeks out is essentially a hysterical tangent line purely depicting the current sentiment.
>>61327092But the point is that I keep missing them. I see niggas say "I made 200k on nvidia calls" or "I gambled on crypto in 2017, made 800k, then spent it all on hookers" and wonder why can't that be me? Even when I'm willing to take a crazy gamble, my money is never in place fast enough to make it happen.
When LAR was down at 3 bucks I hated myself but now that it's back at 4.46 and headed to 6 bucks I wish I had doubled down.
>>61327422But why
>>61327271>people time to actually do due diligencereflect on the past week, do more research, prepare for next week, make lame memes, throw out a few insults.
>>61327422This is funny~Thank you anon, a good start of the weekend!
From the white house, to the treasury to the ai scam, there are so many literal cum slurpers fucking with my financial well-being. I need to decrease my faggot exposure.
>>61327397Didn’t see this or I would have believed you I swear. What media do you follow to get alpha like this? Just a crumb Saar, if you would
>>61327508>>61327470The only kikes I "trust" are JPM. They seem to realize that the only thing that can provide unlimited "growth" is bitfuck. Thats why they are ok with using it as collateral. Keep in mind these jews kiked the fuck out of the government in '08 and to this day haven't properly paid back their bailout (that they didn't need). Bitfuck is the only sustainable ponzi. Objectively there is a limited supply. All it takes for it to be more "valuable" is numbers on a screen. Bitcunt doesnt need to build data centers or have growing earnings to increase in "value". I think it will rocket up to 130k in just two more weeks. The problem bitnigger has right now is all that faggot chink and the exchanges in general. I think black rock and nigdelity are ok with the price dumps since they get to accumulate cheaper, but eventually I do see big kike taking over bitpiss and it would turn into something like a bond or stock. Also its the only thing with high upside that isnt at an unsustainable ATH. Fanny nigger may is a different play. Each share of common stock give you the right, but not obligation, to ejaculate deep inside Scott bussyants colon.
>>61327322it's the calm before the 3 month fuck and suck fest. hookers and blow and all that.
>>61327544JPM is also my current only tradfi holding. We either go big or we go home.
>>61327544> Objectively there is a limited supply. You’re just one fork away from being wrong.
>>61326874That's a psyop by big poultry to prevent you from unlocking the full potential of the chicken raw
>>61327397>from FridayToday is Friday. I vaguely remember calling some Swiss guy a homosexuality turk. I had no idea you were speculating on currency. Better thank trump for that good trade deal and thank the Swiss for cucking to big American cock
$12 price target still set by decfuck you niggers who are selling
>Day off from work>Decided to just watch random movies>One of them, Plane Trains and Automobiles>First time and thoroughly enjoyed it, got a bunch of laughs and ending made me cry a little, its on par with Princess Bride for being a nice 'feel-good' movie>It was bit early to watch it since its a Thanksgiving movie but I didn't care, even saw the deleted scenes on YouTube and thought most should be kept in>Curiously wanted to know if those locations were still around, since it happened back in 1987>Braidwood Inn does not exist anymore and new motel is a crime shithole>https://youtu.be/IfuwfosvsAg?si=QUaVUh1MixG3jI-yWell.....that seems like an ominous bear signal to me
>>61327589Cool which one does blackrom and jpmorman own
Kinda feeling like slurping some AMZN.
Good year
Anyone else having the premonition the stock market will explode (in a good sense) next week? If I scroll through my YT feed I see nothing but videos of people being bullish and exploiting the current dip, announcing their big moves, and institutions like Goldman Sachs explaining how we actually aren't in a bubble compared to Dotcom or 2008. >inb4 your algoNope, this week I clicked on more bearish than bullish videos. It's a real vibe shift.
>>61327619Why December? Q4 earnings I'd believe, but why in a few weeks?
>>61327677Counterpoint: people will try to influence buying/selling behavior to profit from it, and bullish videos are meant to encourage confidence in the market instead of withdrawing or betting against it
nigs and juden. bad news.
>>61327677There will never be another crash imo, only up from here
I had to walk down a long tunnel about a month ago at 3am with a dead phone so it was dark as shit and I was genuinely spooked.I started saying autistic shit like AYO ANY ZESTY NIGGAS IN HERE, THIS TUNNEL IS DOWNRIGHT PECULIAR etc to calm myself down and by the end I was just arguing with myself out loud and yelling nigger a lot.Looking back I could have died in there if some crackheads or whatever were sleeping in it.
>>61327087I will make it at the latest by the time I'm 45, a decade from now.Assuming I don't fall for the marriage meme by then.
>>61327677I ran a few sentiment checks. It's still predominantly fear in the retail space. No matter how i vary it. Over 70% Personally I entered in the morning, sold at 10:30 and re-entered at exact 3:59pm. Today being flat with a slight uptick reflected institutional caution i believe and lower retail activity (educated guess).Monday will be what people want it to be. They will latch on to any news story from the weekend. No news means continued slight green.
>>61325806Quads and I will chop my cock off
>>61327619>by decYeah, that's Samwise GAMBjeet
>>61327715They were sleeping there but were afraid of you.
>>61327781More luck next time!
Man, watching that 1987 movie made me realize something; the old days seemed more...relaxed, simple even? Yeah it was a comedy but the atmosphere felt more welcoming compared to 2020s bullshit.Also adults actually looked and acted like, well, adults. No girls with tattoos everywhere, guys that dress in clown pajamas, no obnoxious phones and social media tech obsession in sight.If the AI bubble explodes and takes down 90% of tech bullshit with it, I wouldn't make taking a break and living back in pre-2000s era kind of environment again.
>he didn't buyed the high betas at closeKek, you niggers never learn.
>>61327781Rolling
>>61327981I really like that Dream Academy song they used in the background in some parts.
>>61327715lmao, good lad
>>61325835Depends on what you're buying really.Straight up shorting equities all the time is unfathomably retarded, yes. But you can be a "permabear" in that you specialise in trading mispriced put options for companies that everyone expects to keep going up.At the end of the day market direction doesn't matter for these contracts, only the price. If there's a 99% chance a company goes up but the options are priced like there's a 99.5% chance it will go up then you can take advantage of this and make a long term profit. It's all about EV and pricing and not about trying to win every bet.
How are we feeling fellow google owners. Buffett just bought a stake in our company.
>>61327981Dude I have stopped caring about tatted real world women since Chinese video game anime girls exist nowadays. Buy Tencent btw.
It's fine
>>61328075I have 400 shares of prosus, does that count?
>>61328075BiliBili is also solid!
>>61328080>Strains in money marketsWhat did they mean by this? GFC in 2026?
>>61328073Im thinking of grabbing some google and/or amazon after this weeks dip.
>>61328096I'd say be cautious before you acquire a large stake in that. You should really inform yourself how the Chinese stock market works. Unlike in the West, it's mainly retail. Like, Yang from rural Sichuan province is a bigger factor than some finance firms in Shanghai trading it. So the market's really unpredictable and prone to rapid collapses. And the West does pay attention to Tencent, but it doesn't pay attention to Bilibili, which is a bit of a stabilizing force.
is it just me or more and more poeple know about investing? it's easier nowadays
AMD $350 soon. Can you feel it?
am i a giant pussy for playing with peanuts money instead of going in balls deep. i mean i lost some peanuts money and if i would have gone balls deep i would probably had killed kms. but if i hit big i get a gigantic return
>>61328215The gamblers conundrum.
>>61328215My biggest return is when I was depressed and said it fuck it and went all in on 1dte spy calls. And spy went up 3% the next day and I grew my portfolio by like 1100% in a day. But I got extremely lucky. 3% days might happen 2 or 3 times a year
I should add ive lost almost all of that money since then on bad trades
>>61328241>>61328258fuck
>>61328136I bought both Amazon and Google yesterday, right now the only AI related stock I own.AMD is tempting too but I think there will be better entry points in the future.
>>61325806Which seat would make you the most money?
I was heading into the subway and noticed a hobo starting to follow me. I had me iems in but nothing playing, I use them to down out noise. I tend to never relax too. Platform was empty so I sped up a little and he did the same. I did a loop around those feces covered screens and he did the same. Then I got pic related notification for sub 100k. I think the stress and shock of being rugpulled got too much and I started screaming MOTHERFUCKER BITFUCK WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DUMPING I was stomping my feet too. I didn't even notice at first but he backed away slowly and walked off to the other side of the platform kek.
>>61328445You're guaranteed an excellent bj at seats 3 and 0
>>61325983what do you think his "raping blob" equivalent moniker was?
>>61328482Are Ukrainians good at BJ?
Boooooom: bill Gates sell MSFT.It's over!
>>61327715
Since Jan 01 2019, SP500 is up about 275%. In that time, my net worth has grown about 285%. Of course, I have worked this entire time.How would you feel about such performance? Good, bad, or meh? I think I feel somewhere between meh and bad.
Clueless retard seeking some wisdom here, if the infamous big bad bubble finally pops, what is actually safe from it besides fiat?
>>61328511Type in nbnabunny and you tell me
>>61328567SCHD
>>61326019Of course, you should never rely on TA alone. If the fundamentals of a company are okay it usually makes sense checking if the stock is currently oversold or overbought before buying.
>>613284454. Mr Beast and Jake Paul are the lieutenants of the Bogdanoffs and second only to them in authority. If I manage to gain their trust, my power and wealth would grow beyond mortal comprehension.
>>61328384AMD is expensive but is the next WINNER. Also with Micron.MU/AMD is the next BIG thing.
I remembered I gave my life savings to a man named steve bussy and starting laughing my ass off in public like a retard, snorts and all
>>61328655That buck on the left looks downright peculiar if you ask me
>>613284454. I would go in my jokingly babble crazy shit mode and try to charm them into putting me into their videos and try to make a bank that way. Videos or schemes9. Bullshit Elon and Tony Stark about automation, efficient use of resources, and try to suggest how should they improve their image by staying with their values but just presenting them a bit better (dont post first shit that pops to your mind if you are a CEO, ffs). And some greenwashing that would be presented as based because we are planting a rainforest in an ex strip mine and no human will be allowed to enter especially women0. Talk with both of them and just turn on my charm to the fullest and ofc use my Slavic genes and culture to further improve my chances of bullshiting them into thinking I could be somehow useful for some kind of money laundering
>>61328445I don't want to ever have to interact with any of these faggots. I'm putting my headphones on and sleeping the whole flight
Happy O // ADC dividend day bros. Are you being a good boy and reinvesting your divvys or are you splurging?
Remember to slurp some cheap positions before the turkey trot.
>>61327677That's actually bad, bearish. You want to buy and slurp when there's fear, not the contrary like euphoria.
>>61328764I only have like $190k in cash...
le humble brag
>>61328777Weird flex, but witnessing the trips.
>>61328777Motherfucker I wish I had half of that
>>61328786>>61328787well it's spread between four different accounts, so I can't really use it, only what's in my checking
Henlo...NIGGER Powell. Did you also suck Bill Clinton's dick, NIGGER Powell?Only dicksuckers hike rates NIGGER Powell. Prove you're straight right now with a 1 bepis emergency rate cut.
VITAL SUSTENANCENovember 15Those of us who have come to make regular use of prayer would no more do without it than we would refuse air, food, or sunshine. And for the same reason. When we refuse air, light, or food, the body suffers. And when we turn away from meditation and prayer, we likewise deprive our minds, our emotions, and our intuitions of vitally needed support.TWELVE STEPS AND TWELVE TRADITIONS, p. 97Step Eleven doesn't have to overwhelm me. Conscious contact with God can be as simple, and as profound, as conscious contact with another human being. I can smile. I can listen. I can forgive. Every encounter with another is an opportunity for prayer, for acknowledging God's presence within me.Today I can bring myself a little closer to my Higher Power. The more I choose to seek the beauty of God's work in other people, the more certain of His presence I will become.Today's reflection hits me hard. I am often dismissive of others as a function of selfishness and social anxiety. That is one of my character defects. I tell myself and others that I'm working on it but I'm really not. I come late and leave early. I avoid. Before I can be fully realized I need to more humbly approach Step Three and make a conscious effort to make decisions that my Higher Power would make for me. He wants me to be right with myself, to be right with others. With enough practice, I may be a trader who intuitively knows what is right and wrong, rather than a trader who constantly tries to avoid the wrong moves. Think about today's reflection anon, maybe you are in my place or maybe you are further along. In any case we are gonna make it if we let go and let God.
>>61328844I doubt Trump actually sucked his dick
>>61328764It's the turkey trot rally
>>61328655Idk, as always they're arriving late to the party, with big players designing their own chips and the us gov backing intel.I think they can grow a lot but I want a good entry point, below 220 would be great for me for a loooong haul.MU has a huge damocle's sword over them, the risk reward is not good right now imo.
>>61328567long term bonds
>>61327742If you don’t have kids by now they’re 100% going to be retarded due to old sperm anon
>>61328529it's over
>>61328910>talking shit on Trump when he was a Democrat>literally the most common crude way to describe a man being too nice to another manHe was just dumping on Trump behind his back for being too pro Clinton probably hoping for real estate subsidy, favorable policy for his business etcTrump was a Democrat playboy and their darling until he said what’s up with all these Mexicans
>>61328959>Trump was a Democrat playboy and their darling until he said what’s up with all these Mexicansexactly
>>61328910Ohhhhh anonI've known for years
The day trade limit has lost me far more money then it ever saved me from losing.
The worst part about /smg/ running a train on Scott bussyant is how much he enjoys it. And I hate to say that.
>>61328959>Trump was a Democrat playboy and their darling until he said what’s up with all these MexicansPeople like Jeffrey Epstein don´t perform in the partisan circus. They will work with anyone.
>>613284456
>>61328166that's a massive top signal if true
>>61328959>>61328970he was a real state developer in new york, he had to be pro-democrat in the open, but i don't think he held any kind of ideology other than "money" and "I like pussy and burguers", not then, not now or never.
>>61328080lack of liquidity means injection of liquidity which means line go upnice try though chuddie
>>61327981That world is never coming back. Tech, globalisation and (unironically) fall of gommunism killed it.
>>61328073Waa!! How did you know? I read your message in the morning, but just now I’m seeing it in the news!!
>>61328572>Type in nbnabunny and you tell meAww~~ is that you Anon? You look real cute. ^^
>>61328910shit like this and how poorly written the emails are makes me think epstein never existed at all and the entire thing is a hollywood production to titillate the masses as a distraction
I went all in on a canadian drone company penny stock DPRO because the CEO reminds me of my pillow guy and it PUMPS.
>>61329064they want people talking about it so that it lingers subconciously that the people harvesting 50% of everybodies money annually are some of the worst people. revelation of the method, it becomes normalized. if you were king would you rather have your subjects not know you were scum but have a chance of finding out, or have them know from the beginning but not do anything about it? soviet propaganda/modern advertising are somewhat similar in that it's not necessarily to get everyone to believe but saturate it to the extent you can't get away and must passively accept it.>>61329011willfully ignorant/retard/kill yourself
>Extreme fear for a month Why so fearful?
>>61328919
>>61329155because argentina and epstein.
I get the feeling the "AI bubble" hype was the shorters cashing in, soon the market will surge into December, maybe January, and AI will be the main reason again. DOD/NSA is still spenind on data centers for military/intelligence to use against citizens and other countries so there should still be more spending on nuclear, gas turbines, gas pipelines, power generation.
>>61329155I feel like we are too far in the meta game of trying to preempt sentiment for it to be meaningful anymore. "When others are greedy because other others are fearful, be more fearful. But actually you should be more greedy because others are more fearful because other others are greedy because other other others are fearful. But actually..."
>>61329222The "AI bubble" fud felt very forced indeed. If I'd taken a sip every time I heard that word mentioned on Bloomberg I'd be dead.
I was told the bubble pop was real and organic
>>61329155Watch it flip to greed on Monday
>>61329342Why would it?Market is going to be schizo next week due to nigvid earnings. Maybe pump a little prior to earnings then dump after.
>>61325901damn what AI is this?
>>61328977As a europoor, I can daytrade us stocks with no restrictions. A couple trades a day and I make 50- 400 per day. Making money is so easy I wonder why anyone bothers working anymore.
>>61327014Why are they cylinders? Data centers are very box shaped.
>>61328977I hit it this week because I stupidly bought some options the day they were expiring.I don't understand why you would need to trade like that in general though.
i couldn't say I love you to my mom and I could tell she was sad/disappointedbut I've never said that to anyone
>>61329096giving a shit about who other men are fucking at all is women behavior
>>61329528Because you can't do that consistently
>>61329528>I make 50- 400 per dayIf your daily expenses are much less then you can do it as your business provided you save and wisely invest the profits and do not have any major losses. Lots of people are successful for a while then the market turns and their past strategy no longer works.
I'm a glutton
>META trading at 189 billion revenue with >whistleblower comes out about fraudulent ads being a massive source of revenueWhy shouldn't I just buy LEAPs on RDDT again? It's trading at a fraction of META even after the META dump but with double the year over year. Id make a comment about it being one of the most visited websites in the world but the Japanese and Koreans make that list irrelevant because they love Yahoo for some reason.
>>61329714me toothis week i invested in a tube of pillsbury orange rolls when they were on sale, and i'm in the process of eating all 7 of them right now by myselfit's literally the only time in the past week i felt remotely happy, and it will be over in a few more mini have a tube of cinnamon rolls too, will probably make them tomorrow
how many shares of GT do i need for a QT indian gf
>>61329722Because its volatile. One bad earnings report and it will be cooked just like meta is. Holding shares is a better idea. I could see it hitting 100b marketcap
Lads I'm starting to nootice the people in charge of money in this country are a little....peculiar. Just downright peculiar
>>61329663Don't worry, in death all is forgiven and forgotten.
>>61329740I don't think it's too cooked unless it absolutely shits the bed desu. it's already well past the growing pains of becoming profitable and is pumping out insane numbers.You might be right though with shares. I bought some meme calls for December in the 200-225 range yesterday morning though.
>>61329729Damn anon. I just drank a cola now I'm gonna have a coffee and just sit by the tv watching YouTube. I do this for hours.But I have lost almost 20 lbs the last few months, just realized you use hunger as a good motivation.
>>61329722Reddit probably has more upside than META does at this point but their yoy growth is unremarkable and just shows how dogshit the advertising is on the platform. People that use plebbit know that the only way the ads get clicked on is by accident because they're formatted as threads on mobile. Probably like 1/3 of their clicks.
>>61329758I owned some for $145 then it went down to $80 within a month thats why leaps are a bad idea. It could drop back down to $150 before running again
>>61329766I can respect that opinion. I haven't seen an ad on a website in almost a decade so I'm probably just out of touch
I listened to their earnings report and read some of their propaganda. They report they are signing deals to provide service and building the sats as fast as possible, but now their problem is there is not heavy lift capacity to launch all the larger sats into space. They were hoping to launch 8 at a time with New Glenn but there are many delayas and not enough launches. SpaceX can launch 2 ASTS sats at a time. Stock has pulled back 35% because of the delays, its a great buying opportunity provided they can lauch 60 sats in 2026 which looks doubtful. I think the price will tank more in early 2026 because of the continuing delays.
>>61329749No surcharges without representation lmao
>>61329764This guy made me rethink weight losshttps://youtu.be/MU0Y6ZaYm_0?si=lHo4PqwR7w8Z9dqF
>>61329519Grok Imagine
>>61329729Fuck fuck I haven't eaten since Thursday
>>61329749GOTTEM HAHA
Anyone short qbts?
could someone pls explain why everyone hates bonds
>>61329986bonds are good if you have millions in cash. we don't. i hope that anwsers your question
>>61329978Nope, just bought a bit more O and MAG7, in two days, I'll also buy more O, like ~32 different REITs and 3x Leveraged NASDAQ 100. >>61329986Good question, I don't really have an answer, but I don't hold basically any because they just don't seem as good as stocks or ETFs. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Cathie Wood just sent me this email picrel.
>>61329986Low risk low reward
>>61329783Reddit has an app, I'm not aware of any adblockers that extend to that. Before they went public there used to be third party Reddit apps that were a lot better, but those got nuked. You can still use Reddit on browser ofc but you get blocked by NSFW filter often. Most of the users would be mobile normies anyway.>>61329986Dogshit returns mostly, but I'm europoor and there are local corporate bonds between 10 to 12 % yield quite often, usually real estate developers. Have to look at their balance sheet etc to gauge risk, usually I don't really see any risk even if the development fails. I guess the risk premium is more for institutions that fear a total collapse like 2008. Retail can get in on the gains due to that fear.
Why did AMD get rid of GlobalFoundries? Wouldn't they have more leverage right now being a foundry too?
Keep seeing shit like this in my insta feed. Everyone is a trader these days… gives me a bad feel bros.
Tarrifs status?
Everything is so overpriced holy fuck I think im just going to become a gold stacker
>>61330230Based
>>61330102trading is gambling. the cattle grow weary of the shrinking grazing fields.
>>61330102Someone has to hold the bag with no physical
>>61330187Tariffic
>>61330088It's incredibly, unimaginably expensive to develop and fabricate cutting edge chips and makes little business sense unless you are getting money from hundreds or thousands of other chipmakers to make their stuff like TSMC or you just sell so many chips it can effectively offset the costs. This used to apply to Intel, I dont think it ever applied to amd.
>>61330088Given foundries have become a political football of coercion. And capital expenditure costs are running out of control. It might be the best play. They can buy up more for less when they hit the wall.
>>61329986Bonds are for time-in-market boomers. Stocks are for timing market zoomers. You are a zoomer and so is everyone around you.
>>61330315Bonds are for corporate and government sized obligations. Unless you're sitting on hundreds of millions or billions of dollars that are in need of capital preservation there is almost no justifiable reason to purchase bonds. Bonds don't build wealth, they break even or very slowly lose to inflation. Even if you had a 200 year time horizon you wont get anywhere with bonds. That's not really their purpose anyway.
Can someone help me? When should I take profits and how much should I take? I don't know what to do. Like I bought NVDA in 2020 and I've just been holding it. But I should take profits eventually right? How much?
>>61330347Stocks don't build wealth either. They're just normalized gambling, but the house always wins.
So Trump sucked Clinton's dick? Man wtf is this timeline I want off Mr Bones wild ride
>>61329539They look like evaporation towers
the big issue with bonds is they don't compound, even if you bought 30 year bonds at the picotop of the 80's yield spike and got 15% returns, you're getting absolutely shit stomped by someone getting 10% compounding interest in the same period with the same amount of cash.The only use of bonds for a normal person is using sgov as a higher yielding, more tax efficient version of a savings account.
do I go back to gambling bros? it's been 10 days since I traded. I can't take it anymore. im never going to make it. the system is rigged. the money is fake. the jobs arent real.
>>61330376>61330376>the big issue with bonds is they don't compoundyou get bi-annual interest payments that can be invested elsewhere
>>61330350take only what you need and make sure you use every part of the profit in order to venerate the great mother earth spirit
>>61330350A simple way. Would be. If you invested 10k in 2020. And it’s now 20k. You sell 10k. But don’t do it until you have a plan as to what you want to do with the taken profit. Aka. Enjoy it. Reinvest it. Rotate into another potentially growing area.
>>61330431>just identify the next undervalued growing thing as cattle without insider info or access to non-public informationyou actually can't do that, but the idea you can helps some gamblers cope.
Why is TMF down?Shouldn't it be up because rates are going to be cut?Or maybe the market thinks the rates are not gonna be cut?
I see alot of SCHD anger in these threads.And I see its down a fair amount this year.But doesn't that mean its the time to buy more?Also,Why does SPMO sound too good to be true?
>>61330350Nvda 2020: 5-14Sell 20% of stock and buy NKE,PYPL,UPS,ADBE
I made a call option in Gold on a 20x leverage. Right before it fucking crashed and burned... of course. I think that was Thursday?I was -85% yesterday. When I saw it I had a panic attack. My 20x leverage turned to a 130x leverage. My KO is $4022. I think we are at $4080 or so right now? So if Gold drops another 1-2% or so, I am done and will lose it all.I put an incredible amount of money it it, for my circumstances, around $1500. If I lose it all, I'll end my shit. I am scared to look at my portfolio come Monday. I don't think I'll make it.
I'm starting to get scared bros. Are we going to make it another month?
>>61330474I would consider PYPL the only worthwhile option in that list. UPS is going to get hammered a little more with dividend cuts and debt.And why the fuck invest in clothing
Mamdani says stop buying Starbucks.Is it gonna dump on Monday or will jews line up to buy 50 coffees each to help it go up?
>>61330493I am betting we do not. Looking for a 7-8% dip from ATH to enter again. Sold my longs this Thursday, almost all at a loss (DELL anon, show yourself!!). There’s too much fear for any real pumping to take place rn. I certainly wouldn’t touch small caps in any shape for the next 12 months at least. I mean look how fucked they are and the market sentiment. HIMS under $40 despite good earnings. BULL under ipo price. Small/medium/large SaaS’ performing like dog shit too. Sentiment has changed bigly since end of October. If we get a severe dip and rebound it’s all index plays for me.
>*inhales*RISK MANAGEMENT
>>61330488lol, this monkey bout to kill himself over 1-2 weeks paycheck. Don't put in more than you can afford to lose dingdong.
>>61330541You guys spend all day going "THE SKY IS FALLING I'M DOWN 1% IS IT OVER?" and then go "I will NEVER waste my money in a bond"
KWABOTY
>>61330539I've been watching HIMS since the fucking thing was at $15 and still kick myself for not pulling the buy trigger.Currently have a pretty big play on FUBO but the fact the Disney NewCo merge with HULU still has this fucking thing listed as a penny stock makes me fucking seethe.Like I know we'll rebound, I just don't want to baghold for six months waiting for everything to recover. I'm so tired of this song and dance bros.
>>61330488>I put an incredible amount of money it itwhat could go wrong?
>>61330488>incredible amount of money>$1500>suicidal over itleave this place and never come back, just buy spy and forget the market exists
>>61330347what ZIRP and no access to compound interest does to a mothufucka
Meta is a prime example of how retail has no say in stock price. All the hedge funds pulled out of it and there hasn't even been a bounce. Just lower lows every since the drop. When you know retail is buying the shit out of it
>>61330624no one in their right minds wants to invest in the metaverse fuck off zuckerberg
>>61330493It's actually over this time. The only bullish narrative we had was the government reopening. Now everyone's waking up to the fact the economic data is shit and nigrome is going to use missing data as an excuse to not cut rates.
>>61330638Its a better company than nvidia and tesla. 1/3 if the earth uses facebook. How many people drive teslas or have nvidia graphic cards? It's going to go back up but since they announced the next few quarters might be bad all the big money dumped it
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>>61330488Get a job retard
Bubba, it's time to slurp.
>>61330488God damn we need a 6 fig folio requirement to participate in these threads. Fucking third worlders...
>>61330488Checked
>>61330906Slurp what? We’ve basically been crabbing for a month with volatile swings up and down. Market is entirely carried by a few players and everything else is in a steady decline. Small cap growth stocks are dead too.
>>61330926>he hasn't seen the e-mail
>>61330931fuck off with this made up tabloid nonsense
>>61330937they didn't tell you?
Jack or Islam?Quick, I gotta place my bet
you fags don't meet up and watch shitty movies anymore or what?
>>61331045The club is full. Sorry, but thanks for your interest.
>>61331031George Droid Vs Charlie Clank HYPERWAR
Vita Coco stock is the future, theyve been taking up more shelf space any time I go to the store, Mexicans are gonna be a growing part of the consumer market and also white people buying it because it's exoticAll in on coconut water
>>61331126>Vampire asking a mortal permission to drink bloodThrall behavior
>ubisofti b hard
Holy shit I wish I would've gotten a job in 2021. I could've made so much from this bull run if I was just DCA'ing. I wouldn't have even needed to day-trade.
Why is sysco's stock so volatile and shitty if they have such a massive monopoly, no real competitors and grow bigger by buying out any possible competition?
>>61331063well whatever you're watching i just want to tell you it's absolute trash
>>61331141But then you would have had to work for the last 4 years.
>Swing one (1) 0tde for a quick 50>Purchase one (1) share of SCHD with the proceeds.
>>61331180Buying puts at open, if only for how they did my nigga rayman dirty
>>61331200>swing for a quick 50>lose 600 bucksShit game 0/10>>61331141Me too
>>61331031What is the lore behind biden coming back at 90?
>>61331141>>61331189same boat. I'd have so much money if I got a job to dca but then I'd have to have a job. They don't even let you call people niggers there
Is Comcast a good dividend stock? They've been consistently raising it for decades and their stock tanked over the past few years because people don't have faith in cable
>>61331220Only swing at the top or bottom of the 15 min rsi and set a profit target of 20-50%But I admit I'm a pussy and would never gamble more than like $300
>>61331246For good reason. Do you know anyone who has got cable in the past five years?
>>61331126I could fix her
>>61331266They do other things, and their debt to equity is great
>>61331203...what...??
>>61331270You can't fix stupid, anon.
>>61331261Being a pussy is a good thing. If I was a pussy and took profit quick instead of waiting for more, my dumb ass wouldn't have lost 2 weeks of gains.
>>61328073True if true.We Gaan.
>>61331293Vampires are real it isnt stupid
>>61331326Vampires aren't real, anon. That's just a conspiracy. If you invite me over to your house I'll come over and explain it to you.
Belive it or not I think BYND stock still has a future. These billionaires are hellbent on getting us to eat fake meat they"re hard-up for it. The company only has 1.3b debt, that's manageable. They've never done a reverse stock-split, that's good. The only problem is people dont buy it. It would take some kind of apocalyptic scenario where regular meat became inedible for the stock to go up, just like the incident coming out of NJ where a person died from a tick allergy in their meat from bioengineerered ticks.
movie night starting soonRoman Polanski's Pirates (1986)i'm sure there' some business and finance lessons in it
>>61331376how many anons go to your movie night?
>>61331401there's 9
>>61331403>there's 9is there.....shit posting?
>>61331407Come see, this movie sucks so far so we're mostly shitposting in chat
>>61331376Sounds shitty, isn't he in to minors?
>>61331408>this movie sucks so faryou can watch Jack Nicholson in The Passenger for free on YThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhRKP3CdFe4
>>61331407they exclusively watch the shittiest most boring movies imaginable except for that one japanese blaxpoitation type film that one time
>>61331429How about The Fourth Protocol with chubby chaser Pierce Brosnan and Michael Cain?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSw4RI16D94He bangs a thicc russian spy then kills her.
>>61331435WOW never heard of this
I'm gonna make a fanny may general when my loss hits -50%
Got banned from stocktwits keke
imagine when you can nueralink straight into a hot femboys body for an hour
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>>61331200I don’t like that the distributions are only quarterly, I want at least monthly!
>>61331344>the company only has $1.3b debt>that's manageable>"Beyond Meat's global revenue was $70.2 million in the third quarter of 2025, a 13.3% decrease from the same period in the previous year.">it was not manageable
>>61325983>>61326048This post screams ISREALMeanwhile the markets>>61331302>>61328073
>>61331261>Only swing at the top or bottom of the 15 min rsi and set a profit target of 20-50%>But I admit I'm a pussy and would never gamble more than like $300used to say same thing some time back. i was a binary sniper and thought i had discipline but the binary markets punish hesitation. now i drif towards prediction platforms like prophex. ths time, my conviction is the only thing i hsve to leverage on desu.
