curry edition>Mental Healthhttps://findahelpline.com/>Jobs when it inevitably collapseshttps://jobs.mcdonalds.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61335191
Fuck this crab market
>>61337096That's a white man.
>>61337108pure aryan sar
looks american to me
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FXftAgGATBc&pp=ygUKUDEgcmVidWlsZNIHCQkDCgGHKiGM7w%3D%3DLooks like this dumb poor faggot
AMD and NVIDIA.You DON'T (NO NEED) anything ELSE.
How bad is it when you start fantasizing about how it would be if you were a working girl?Don't buy SQM if you don't want these kinds of thoughts
>>61337156>How bad is it when you start fantasizing about how it would be if you were a working girl?Good girl. Don't forget to take your estrogen, dear.
>goog 292 pre-marketwhat did i miss
>>61337170Gemini got the sex update, disrupting onlyfans
>>61337156It's time to pick up a career in fiction, bud.
>>61337104This
>>61337170Buffet heavy on GOOGL. Yes, the old fart anti-ai now playing along lol.
>>61337194BRK.B bros we’re eating real food this month. We are back.
Fanny may more like I may cum in that fanny anytime I want. Bussyants fanny that is.
This cameraman was so bad it looks like AIhttps://youtu.be/bA1mSTa5xIA?si=i3wjr-6kZJaGfGh7
Futures defuturing
Day 5 of harassing the stocktwits jannies
futures are collapsingit's over
Fear gauge at Extreme FearDay's looking to be good
I hope apple can break out and go to 280 this week. Its the only mag7 that hasn't been shitting itself
It's over.
>>61337249Cash in hand, READY TO POP AT NVIDIA ~170
>>61337249>everybody is fearful>that means they will buy, why else would you be fearful>fearful about what exactly? And that's why I want to buy?
>>61337253>Google
VIX just broke 20 (again)
>>61337269Google dumped 7% off of its high. Its only up now because of buffett
niggervidia is red my basterds
Is buying cheap far out puts on spy a dumb idea?Like those $10 415 strike ones for 1/21/28
Sisters. C´est fini.
quick sell everything. we are at extreme fear>pumps at market startheh classic
If it dumps today then sell credit spreads its gonna pump post nigvidia earnings
>>61337258
>>61337104
>>61337108whitest man in India
It's over over.>JAPAN JUST KILLED THE GLOBAL MONEY PRINTER AND NOBODY NOTICED>The most dangerous number in finance right now is 1.71%.>That’s Japan’s 10-year bond yield. Highest since 2008. Here’s why your retirement just got obliterated:>For 30 years, Japan printed infinity money at 0% rates and exported it worldwide. $3.4 trillion flowed into US Treasuries, European debt, emerging markets. This invisible bid kept YOUR mortgage cheap, YOUR stocks inflated, YOUR government solvent.>November 10th, 2025: The bid disappeared.>Japan’s yield hit 1.71%. They’re pumping $110 billion stimulus into their economy while debt sits at 263% of GDP. The math just became impossible. At 1.7% rates, Japan pays $27 billion MORE in interest. Every. Single. Year.>Here’s the extinction event nobody sees coming:>Japanese pension funds are pulling $1.1 trillion OUT of US Treasuries right now because keeping money in America LOSES them money after hedging costs. The largest foreign buyer of American debt is becoming a seller.
>>61337141and Palantir
>>61337303>When Japan stops buying, interest rates don’t stay flat. They explode. US 10-year yields will jump 40 basis points minimum from flow dynamics alone. Your 7% mortgage becomes 8%. Corporate debt refinancing costs spike 60%. Zombie companies holding $3 trillion in junk bonds start defaulting in waves.>The yen carry trade just reversed. $1.2 trillion in borrowed yen funding crypto, stocks, emerging markets must unwind. Every hedge fund, every momentum trade, every leveraged bet built on free Japanese money is getting margin called simultaneously.>This breaks in three places:>Stock valuations were built for 2% bond yields forever. At 3.5% yields, the S&P 500 fair value drops 35%. Emerging market currencies collapse without Japanese capital inflows. Europe’s debt crisis returns because Italy and Spain lose their silent buyer.>December 18th the Bank of Japan meets. 50% chance they hike again. If they do, sell everything not nailed down.>Your 401k doesn’t price this in yet. The Fed can’t stop this. No central bank can. >The world’s biggest piggy bank just cracked open and the money is flowing backwards.
>>61337303>>61337306see you next year when none of this happens and even if it does it doesn't matter because it's offset by something else
>>61337156changing your gender is socially acceptable nowadaysI suggest you consider it
>>61337170muh old geezer who is underperforming the indices did something
every week I pray that the crash is finally upon us and every week I end up disappointed
>>61337208I wonder if Trump is sucking his one too
>>61337211
>>61337249even cnbc is parroting the 2 more weeks until the bubble pops bearpill
>>61337279>down more than half a percentit's fucking over
>>61337309Just the messenger
>>61337286
>>61337290The VIX is shooting up before the market even openedIt's close to 21
This market is just controlled by algo bots. They see line going down and sell.
>>61337305I'd at META there tbqh famalam.
>Trump, Ignoring MAGA Critics, Is Set To Deepen US Commitment To Saudi Arabia - @politicoEverybody get out the awards.
>>61337351
>>61337303japan and europe could disappear tomorrow and nothing would changethe only valid bearish arguments are those about the US
Said it on friday, no one listened, will say it one last time. SPY will pump like a shitcoin again today. Check em
>>61337371Today we dump, TOMORROW WE MARCH GREEEEEN
>>61337371Hey that´s me!
>>61337275Fair enough on the former. But the latter; Buffet isn’t the only thing Google has going on. Remember too, Buffet trimmedsomething like 70% of Apple because of tax reasons or whatever. Point being I hope you make it. Google has tons of upside potential as a company, Apple…eh. What are they innovating? I am genuinely curious.Mind you I am still running a mid-2010 Macbook Pro with Open Core and an older Shartphone 14. But current year, how are they standing out to other companies who make the same consumer crap?
>>61337318you just have to wait 2 more weeks
>>61337352the dude literally betrayed everything he stood for during the campaign lmaohe hates the american people with a burning passion
>>61337384the "you" in "no you don't" is very telling
>>61337384>>61337394Yeah, imagine as the leader of the people saying "you" while speaking about your people. If he was addressing them directly in a speech, fine, but not third person.
>>61337394>>61337399>random ass tweet from literal whosi'm 100% sure that is not what he said
>>61337377I just follow the charts and price action. Google is already up 60% in 6 months its hard to justify buying it that high. Because it could correct and go down to $200 and nobody would be surprised. Apple has potential for a lot more upside because it hasn't taken off yet.
>>61337405That's what he said, you idiot.
>>61337405https://x.com/breaking911/status/1988421015655895370?s=46
>>61337292>its gonna pump post nigvidia earningsBecause their sales come from only a handful of customers (MSFT, GOOG, META, ORCL, AMZN)These customers' Q3 reports all clearly indicate that the amount of money they were spending on CapEx is decelerating.However NVDA's guidance (and wall street expectations) anticipates that these customers' CapEx spending will only keep increasing every quarter for the next 5 to 10 years, and then will plateau to be more or less stable (but extremely high) constant CapEx requirements as they "buy chips to replace old chips".Add to this that NVDA is priced at a point where it need to meet it's earlier guidance model (ie increasing CapEx spending from big customers every quarter) EVERY QUARTER FOR THE NEXT 20 YEARS (and China, which was part of that earlier guidance model, is no longer buying).So there is a high chance that NVDA will actually miss earnings.And there is a slightly lower chance that NVDA will meet or barely "beat" earnings. They'll probably aim for a conference smokescreen and try to keep the stock price above $190, but it won't work because too many people are going to take profit.NVDA is a stock buyback machine: they have no dividend, so people will assume that NVDA will buy their stock at somewhere above $190 but it can probably fall to under $180 without causing a panic, and most likely will because it'll be easier to keep the price artificially elevated.And there is NO WAY that they will be able to report "blowout earnings" or a "strong beat". If they can manipulate the price up high enough BEFORE earnings they might be able to barely touch $200 in off-hours, low-volume trading when it's cheap enough for them to pay for that candlestick.So really it's a question of "miss" or "limp meet", neither of which will cause a surge.Constructive feedback? Possibility that nationstates bought some nvda chips, but they wouldn't want to place large orders...and the US would deny export of advanced chips anyway
>>61337405https://youtu.be/D9IU6xYC2gs?si=-XmxwAa47kWWSBzH&t=334
>Germany's Merz: The US is trying something that amounts to the destruction of the WTO
This chart is hilarious
>>61337384cool it with the antisemitism
>>61337442
>>61337432Oh, the horror. Germany is bowing out as a producer as they chase negative GDP and net-zero nonsense. Merz can choke on a bag of dicks.
>>61337377>What are they innovating?One more camera
>>61337465It's sad really
>Trump aides mull allowing Maduro to leave Venezuela - Politico
kek is we be going down?
>>61337108t. census bureau
Wow, it's looking to be another great day for me, a full-time NVDA/PLTR shareholder. Well I'm just downright excited for the NVDA earnings on Wednesday, it looks like I'm going to make some good money and nothing bad could happen to me at all. After ending my career at Wendy's three weeks ago, I needed this kind of risk-free income to pay for food and rent, and NVDA has just been perfect for that as the stock only goes up! What an awesome week this is going to be, I love my job as a full-time shareholder. Good morning guys!!
>>61337498they're both down in the pre-market session
Please give me a green day so I can sell without a loss and cover my margin.
>>61337405I'm 100% sure you're a mongoloid.
>>61337472> das Gesicht abzuschneiden, um das Gesicht nicht zu verletzenThey are sure showing those pesky first-world polluters a thing or two.
I am literally buying apple calls at open. Its just bots making it go down I pre market
By deep OTM Spy calls if you want to get paid today.
>UK's PM Starmer's Spokesman Wells: The UK budget will build more resilient finances
>>61337500I am somewhat autistic to humor too.
>>61337525Why not 0dte if you think its going up
OH FUCK OH SHIT MARKETS ARE DUMPING THIS IS IT ISN'T IT? THE BIG ONE?
>>61337530
>>61337537Its just pre market niggers playing around
>UBS chair talked to Bessent on moving Swiss Bank to the US - FT
>>61337536 Deep OTM 0DTE SPY calls and spy 700 calls for december 5th are my purchases on open today.
>>61337500You just buy more now.
>futures
>>61337537I got a big one for you right here.
>>61337550The joke is that both of those are men
>>61337547Tf you mean deep otm 0dte
>>61337550lmao coming from a literal jewish tranny
>>61337550>An arian single mom roasty with good looks and psychopathyOr>A jewess single wine aunt who fucks basketball americans and is a sociopathSingle men, the dating scene is looking grim for you all. Good luck out there. Stay safe.
>>61337573laura loomer is a man
>>61337566Unfortunately it means you arent going to make it.
>>61337550Loomer is a literal goblin
>>61337309I'm with ya, I'll just keep buying REITs every week.
>>61337525How deep niggaDate and strike pls ironically my hit rate on 0tdes is pretty good but I can't do those cheap spy longs at all
>>61337371Any reason?
>>61337593>my hit rate on 0tdes is pretty goodsar, village need advice
>>61337361>japan and europe could disappear tomorrow and nothing would changeeven if this were true, what if rather than disappearing tomorrow, they were to start actually betting against the US and the dollar? i reckon something would change
>>61337579Well then. That just makes the single scene for men that much more grim.>>61337597I wouldn’t be surprised if hedgies chase sell call volume to hook retail.
>>61337583Spy isnt going to go up 2% today. That's the only time youd buy deep otm 0dte calls
I fapped to an alpha alf layla doujin. Again.
Just slurped some LenovoWhat am I in for?
its so fucking over
Uhhh
nice try bullcucks
>>61337610Yeah they'd get a color revolution like mexico is
WHY DOES THIS FUCKKING NIGGER ALWAYS CRAB!!!
Oh look, another day of overnight/futures pumping just to go back to nothing.
>>61337632was an obvious outcome with BTC being down. already rotated into MCD which is basically an inverse BTC and REIT in one.
>>61337184I hate this spoiled crab, jerking my portfolio, but no letting it pump.
>>61337610there's nothing else to bet oneven as fucked up as it is, the USA is the only game in town
>>61337646>as fucked upthey could try not being socialists
>>61337472you dont even know what "productivity" isits just another measure for GDPand the enitre US GDP is build on debt
Jim Cramer is 70 years old. How much time does he have left??
>making a trade deal with the US is selling your soul to the devil according to europoors
>>61337659ITS OVER YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>61337654being afraid of debt is why europe will always be poor
>>61337632Unironically bullish. Need to get those unemployment numbers down.
>>61337665Huwat is over? Over.
>>61337667cool down with the racism buddy
>>61337669Its over, over. Do you copy? Over.
>>61337651>>61337666the US is by definition more socialist because the entire fake economy is build on government debt
>>61337666it's just germany actuallythe rest of europe isn't scared to death of leverage
>>61337670why would Ithe average american is litterally brown
Is it just me or does this entire market hang on nvidia earnings?
>>61337677speak for yourself, panchowhite countries dont take on much debt, because its retardedbut brown countries such as yours dont get that unil you go broke
Im buying 10k worth of NVD on wednesdayThis is financial advice
>>61337671It's not over. It never began. Over.
>>61337680Its just you. Nobody cares. Nvidia would have to really shit the bed for it to matter at all. Like down 10%
>>61337680yeah 100%
>>61337696Saar nVigger dumped over 10% last week.
>>61337606Buy itm or very slightly otm calls when the RSI is oversold sell above 50, dont be greedy
>>61337677true, but also france to some extentthe scandis and swiss are the only ones not retarded when it comes to economics>>61337683nobody cares about your schizo race supremacist bullshit, we're here to make money
>>61337632High unemployment and wage suppression = rate cuts
>chinks buy>mutts dumpAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61337661This headline is stupid and CNBC is stupid.
The co-hosts on cnbc were just arguing with each other if bitcoin is going to zero or a million. It got a little uncomfortable.
>>61337726btc going to $1mm depends on people believing it will go to $10mm
Loading up on BYND calls and I urge everyone to do the same.
>>61337726Remember when they had Scott Bessent on and there was cum running down his leg?Now THAT was uncomfortable!
all in on googledon't fail me now
>>61337737It would need greater accessibility, ie) i can buy groceries with it, to reach 500k even. Then it will need a significant restructuring of the fees to even get to that point. Speculation of a million right now is just silly.
>>61337741aren't you three weeks too late?
>>61337766I have reason to believe we’re going to pump massive soon.
>>61337746Based. How long are you holding?>>61337748There will be an inflection point where the cost of energy will exceed the value of mining the last 2% of coins or so. This is unironically bullish if you believe in bitcoin but bearish from an energy standpoint. Plus the estimate IIRC to mine the last coin with current day compute is like 100 years.
>>61337746why, theyve never faced more serious competition ever than now. edge is better than chrome, gpt is better than gemini, gmail is good. search is good but less volume. overall, bad pick by berkshire unless they are pumping like the did unh. good chacne theyve already sold part of the position.
>>61337746ok I'll pass the info to the brothers
>Fidelity is proud to announce their new look>just took away all the color and makes it look like the screen hasn't properly loaded
>>61337794Indians need to do something to keep their job
Silver doing the very bullish double top pattern. Third time's the charm as they say, then it will hit triple digits.
why did this FAGGOT scam market take so long to go down overnight
Hello frens.I think pre market will crab, we will bounce at open and then crash further. Be careful out there.
Microsoft will be first big tech to go bankrupt. Xbox is dead cloud is dying altman is bankrupting their cash flows apple is consuming windows. Satya's replacement will be the last CEO of microsoft.META will become irrelevant and go bankrupt as baby boomers die off and zuccs products are mogged by valves, gaymers will destroy meta as gabe will die as tech jesus while zucc loses all trust with younger generations.Google will be next to shut down as oligarchs buy up and privatize google services, search will die, gmail will die, then maps then youtube. In the anarcho crypto world advertising will go bust and replaced with crypto black markets. Quantum computing will be an unrealized technology for the next civilization cycle to use not us.Apple will be the next one to go as global manufacturing and shipping falls off from tariff wars. MAC OS will be the last corporate operating system to exist, linux will replace it then as linux dies off with data centers shutting down tech becomes scarce and the world is isolated using templeOS on old computers. The mystic priests of the future will have hacked the gabecube and installed templeOS on it. A new empire ruled by schizophrenic /x/ pilled gamers worshipping jesus after abolishing all other fake gods and religions.
>>61337818source?
>>61337779#1 Cloud Service#1 Office products (enterprise level subscription based)#1 Ad RevenueQuantum and AI/AGI: whether you think there is a bubble or not does not negate the fact this is the next revolution over the foreseeable future. Google is heavily involved in:Layer 1: AI/AGI developmentLayer 2: Computing & Processor DevelopmentLayer 3: Cloud HostingThey are nearly full stack and balls deep in this stuff aside from outsourced cooling and building out server farms.I am late to Google but this is a long term play.
>>61337803But I bought the top with leverage
>>61337810This is my son by the way, so proud of me little lad
>>61337835honestly super cute
>>61337818Lay off the coke
>>61337832Hey at least you bought something that actually exists. I'm still tempted to fomo in because dedollarization and all that, it's the only reason I'm looking at it.
>>61337794that's too bad. aesthetics matter. wanted to show you this, i've been working so hard in the gym and made a lot of progress.>>>/fit/76834019what stocks are you buying this week?
FUCK THIS NIGGER FUCKING MARKET!!
>>61337831Where do you see they are #1 in any of those besides online ads? Care to share sources?Quantum is already dead on arrival for 90% of uses cases. P-bits work at room temp, do mostly same thing as qu-bits. Chip design is a crowded market. They are well behind microsoft and amazon in cloud. yeah gmail is nice we use it. just gmail tho. the rest of the suite is not needed. i sold my stake and will enter back in in the 100's. theres no dividend so no reason to hold, just swing.
FUCK SHIT EVERYTHING IS RED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
>>61337855there is no way that's you
>>61337884beautiful isnt it.
>>61337887yes it is! how can you doubt me? look at the progress i've made. you inspired me babe. >>>/bant/23622379planet fitness stock might be a good buy. i'll need a membership when we travel together.
So did Buffet bought the picotop lmfao
>euros pump the market>americans wake up and shart it back down
>>61337772well shit I'm sold, what strike and expiry?
>>61337903Not a huge fan of Buffet but he only makes long plays. Even if we have pain now, a year from now will be another ATH.
>>61337887anyways i love you. with all my heart. and if you want more pictures i'll send you some any time. i've been up all night and need to rest. you are on my mind though and i wish i could spend all day with you.
value investing is dead. why is sp500 following bitfuck?
>>61337944value investing is for 20+ year time horizons
>yurocucks live in delululand while Americans know when to cut their lossesFixed it for you
>>61337950who even has that much time?
we are going to pump fuck hard on openwait and see
just woke upwhat happened overnight?futures were green
>>61337818>Google will be next to shut down as oligarchs buy up and privatize google services, search will die, gmail will die, then maps then youtube. In the anarcho crypto world advertising will go bust and replaced with crypto black markets. Quantum computing will be an unrealized technology for the next civilization cycle to use not us.So Alphabet share price will rise when they are buying it out? Cool, most of my portfolio is in Alphabet, maybe I will make it actuallyMaybe I will have a bit more reasons to live except delusion of having a hand to hold and spite
>>61337962low volume pumps don't count mumu
>>61337962the market decided fuck specifically you
>>61337955people in their 20s ????
>>61337962americans sold off like ALWAYS >>61337908>>61337954Ill wait for tomorrow, I guessI have some risky derivatives
I boughted MSTR on friday. What am I in for?
>>61337972rape
ANOTHER DAY OF WINNING IN TRUMP'S AMERICA
>nvidia dying>everything going down with itfucking hate jewish mondays
>>61337979not a fan of the hebrews
>>61337976I'm about done with winning, I'm getting kind of tired of it. I need a break to remember what losing feels like so I can recalibrate.
>Google and Meta delay Red Sea cables amid security risks.
>>61337969if you dont make it before 30 you are cooked so not really
>>61337944Bitcoin follows the s&p. The stock market doesn't care where your funny coins go
NO STOPSTOP GOING DOWNAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
futes not futin'
gold is such a piece of shit hedge
SPY puts at open kinda day it seems
where is nvda going KEK
>>61338026to hell
RIP MARKET
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON LET'S HOPE WE MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
It's over
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
where are you faggot
flip the circuit breakers..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
WTFWT
>>61337974solded to net gain
I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE
>>61337979wtf
MY DADDY SAID TRUST NO MAN BUT YOUR BROTHERS
>>61338034LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOBO YOU BASTURD SON OF BICH
fuuuuuuuck bros why didn't I sell
>>61338024>immediately V's in you're path>>61338034Based
>>61337371Two days in a row you didn't listen. Im done telling you people what to do.
maybe you SCHD chads are onto something
>>61338068>immediately out $300 at openAh well
oh no.. are we repeating friday?
decided to yolo my last 30k on MSTR calls few mins agopleae bitcoin go up please i dont wanna kill myself
why is communication it's own category? It's just 50% meta and google i.e. tech
>>61338074Were only 8 minutes into the day…
>>61338089what about at&t, verizon,...?
>>61338093And im already up 400%. Get fucked idiot.
Shit's gonna rug.
OOUUUGGHHH IM FUCKING POOOOMPING
>>61338100peanuts compared to them
It's Nigger Monday
>>61338034
>>61338102>>61338104There are 2 types of anons in /smg/
>it's another episode of faggot nigger Vidya going straight downI'm tired, boss..
SPYU bros is it finally our time? No way we close under the 50 ma today. All time high most likely
The V is over
>>61338088its red again
>>61338088and my stop limit hit at 10% gain fml
My morning routine is mevtaking a shit while watching my portfolio take a shit.
>>61338128It's just getting started. Look at the 2 hour MACD on spy. Shit is about to rip. It just turned green. 700$ in two weeks.
where's the fire-emblem anon? I bet he's creaming his pants watching GOOGL pump.
>>61338135>Be Ameripoors>Immediately wake up and start dumping stocks?????
put the big green candle directly into my ass
slurped a lil AMTnow lets see a discount on O
europoors dont have money anyway so less likely to sell
>>61338131Oof. 10% is the old norm. In the current year go at a minimum 20%. 10% is guaranteed going to get triggered.
I COULDVE CHANGED MY LIFE WITH SHIT N PISS CALLS WHY DID I BUY MSTR CALLS AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>61338136Very unlikely the day even ends green
>>61337184stop sexualising market forces
AND OF COURSE MSTR SHOOK ME OUT WITH THAT FAKE DUMP TO TRIGGER MY STOP LIMIT FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>61338162the solution to all your problems is just the right combination of a few button presses on your phone. really activates my almonds
>>61338168It will go further green. Keep coping. I said what was going to happen friday, and what will happen today. Apparently im the only one that can read a chart and indicators.
Theres no way these actually go up right?The price movement is just from writing the contract or whatever?
Has anyone tried the new Fidelity app(s)? I saw the email, but I haven't tried yet
>>61338171I sold my tesla calls too early and only make a little bit of money if it makes you feel better
>>61338177A broken clock is right twice a day
Why does nigger Vidya always dump. Serious answers only
>>61338197because you touch yourself at night
Based NQ 100 holding up the market with support at 25,000.
>>61338192Last time I ever drop clues for anyone in smg again. Ungrateful shit.
>>61338184no unless you are also down 80% whole port like me
>>61338207post gains
>>61338207Come on, man.Its just one guy fucking with youKeep it rollingBut ofc, I would have to see a pattern of continuous delivery before I take it as highly valuable variable in my decision makingYou would have to namefagHow did you do it?
>>61338182its oki still like RH better for mobile.
Henlo... NIGGER Powelli hate you you ruined my life :(No further questions...nigger
Sandisk my belovedYet another casual +10%
>>61338234Only if you take profit anonMoney isn’t real until you say it is
>>61338234death to youdeath to any pajeet subhuman that buys this dogshitdeath to the wall street and death to subhuman insects aka jews
>>61338207I thought we were going higher what happened?
Shorted hood pre market then flipped long and I made 150 usd. I'm done for today bros.
>>61338254It's called a bear trap new fag
It's over again
HOLY FUCK SELL SELL SELL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61338136you were saying?
Can someone tell me why the market is up nearly 100% from the pre-COVID high? Have the markets essentially just been soaking up all the excess liquidity the Fed has pumped into the economy over the last 5 years? Is this sustainable?
Deploy the ^
Snagged a nice +30% for the day.I wanted to hold my puts because my original thesis was bearish, but there's a small chance the trade could bounce back against me so I decided to just take profitsComfy
just buy the dip and relax
WEARE BACK
VIXGODS won
What do you think is happening to ubisoft?
>>61338301vixgods can't lose with the orange retard
Is we finna get anotha rate cut?
So now that China is in decline, should we use this opportunity to bet against the asian region in general boss?
Amazon is now at pre-pump levels from before their earnings 3 weeks agothis stock has been absolutely beaten downi continue to buy
soxl going schizo rollercoaster today
>>61338305fedwatch says 44% odds for 25bps cut and 56% for no cut
bull market cancelled again
It should be straight pump then dump post nvdia earnings not this chop. My plans are ruined.
>>61338264That was a bull trap
Democrats did the shutdown just to fuck my folio, only explanation given they cucked and got nothing.
>>61338327they got their base riled up for the midtermsthat's what they ACTUALLY wanted
what's the next big thing after AI
>>61338288>>61338288
>Crab today. >Crab tomorrow. >Nvidia earnings. Good=way up and dump it allBad=way down crash eveything.
>>61338330Based
>>61338282>>61338325Is everyone in smg poor? How can so many idiots be so wrong. The amount of brainrot in this containment thread is unreal.
>>61338363>the macd is showing its going to pump>it dumpsThanks for playing
>>61338376>fell for the bear trapOUT OF MY WAY NIGGER
>>61338310I just sold an amazon cash secured putIt's guaranteed to tank
>>61338229thank you, maybe i'll download it later, I mainly use desktop
>>61338387Its not a trap if the price keeps going lower
