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first for America

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MARKET SELLOFF

>US stock futures backtracked from early highs as caution returned at the beginning of a week that will feature Nvidia’s earnings and the release of long-delayed eco data.

>>61338335
Harvesting organs from poor people to create the first chimera robots.

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>buy the dip
>it dips even further
every time

I wish good things could happen to me
but I am born to lose!

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this has been every single day for me for the past few days

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yes or no

RIP whoever bought my calls at open, kek.

>markets up this year
so were the tariffs a good idea after all, /smg/?

>>61338355
eww i don't want disease ridden organs in my chimera. This is the problem with capitalism, always shooting for the lowest quality possible

>>61338288
>>61338290
>>61338377
youre mentlaly ill
you know that
you mexican nigger

>>61338381
your dear leader is rolling them back one by one

>>61338288
>I leave Croatia for Germany in November 2019
>It pumps
>I just suffer trough COVID all alone locked down, suffer with no women in this city, brown people all around, bang hundred of twinks and trans, maintain year long abs but somewhat lose my mind, get fired, cant find a job in Croatia so I can go back even tho its obviously pumping?

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>>61338384
lets laugh about the brown shithole called USA
drowning in brown piss

>>61338377
It's a stupid risk on something overvalued on the 3rd week of people selling off AI/tech but you do you bro,

>>61338381
Trump won again. Chinese exports overall fall 22%, US imports unchanged. Increasing rates of TDS noted in therapists offices nationwide

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ROXXANNE

>>61338381
Not even Zion Don can stop this train

>>61338391
>he sold?

>>61338377
If you hate money.

You will end up chasing to close your position at a massive loss. Or I am completely wrong and you win bigly. Nvidia has a history of mega dumping around earnings for no reason.

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>>61338377
>consider myself fairly intelligent
>have a degree in engineering and spent a lot of my time reading science papers and study history
>spend countless hours studying "boring" investing like William Sharpe, Graham Bell, Farma French
>options like that confuse and scare the hell out of me
>people significantly dumber than me do this

>>61338377
Super risky. Good luck though.

>>61338403
what in particular is confusing to you

>>61338394
>overvalued
It’s undervalued if anything, price targets are mostly sitting near the mid $200s.

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>>61338403
I am glad you are measured in your temperament anon. You sound very smart

>>61338411
>price target
>meaning anything
Are you fucking retarded?
If price target mattered at all you would just look up price targets on every stock and buy when it says there's an upside.
How you are you this fucking stupid.

>>61338400
kek
People were angry at me for leaving, angry and disappointed. It was just a ruse all along, they prob held a party
Now they are sabotaging my attempts to come back

>>61338403
The more you know the less risk you will want to take. If you know nothing then you will lose, if you know a lot you will lose or stagnate. Aim for the middle, where you are delusional

>>61338403
You can look at diagrams no problem? Just do The Wheel with penny stocks to get your feet wet.

>>61338403
You should be scared of them. It's betting that you can time the market. It's what fucked berry. Imagine if he had just sold short instead. He could have closed at a huge profit.

stop snibbing immediately

>>61338288
Knifepoint in the chest
I count breath, hold my ground, wait
stillness wins again

>>61338377
Jesus Christ, anon
Leave that thing alone

>>61338377
No. Buy OTM Call LEAPS at 200 strike.

FUCK. Can't remember market crabbing this hard before.

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I told you all Vita Coco was the future
An hour and a half of confirmation bias is enough for me to say that I won

How the fuck is TSLA still green?

>>61338433
Pumping will resume shortly until morale improves.

PICK A FUCKING DIRECTION HOLY FUCK

>>61338435
props but coconut water tastes like cum and for that reason I'm out

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>>61338377
Yes, but only if you mention me in your suicide note.

>>61338381
No. The market rise was fueled by the Magnificent Seven and AI companies. The rest of the market is floundering.

>>61338438
it's a memestock as long as elon is CEO, their market expansion in emerging markets like south america is actually nonexistent

A nip in the chest-oh blip, oh zing!
It pops like a pin and then stings a sting.

I breathe in deep, then I breathe out slow,
It jabs me once for show, then let's me go.

Not every day, just now and then
a sharp little knock from my hearty-friend.

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wait wtf William Sharpe is still alive! the dude is 91 born in 1934

>>61338453
I've never tried either, I bought horse cum to try it but never worked up the courage before I threw it out

If there is a god he will have to beg for my forgiveness

>>61338467
you're investing in coconut water but you don't drink it?

>>61338466
Like the ratio?

the market is actually dead before 11am

>>61338483
I dont wanna put all my eggs in one basket, if I drink it and then they go like bankrupt or something I'd lose both my money and a drink that I drink

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crab time

>>61338453
Are you sucking dicks with diabetes?

>>61338492
big brained behavior

>>61338497
it's what my cum tastes like. How many different cums have you sampled you naughty whore

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>>61338483
The only people who invested in Bynd were people who believed in it and ate it and look where that got them.

what is with all the dick sucking? I got offered 50, 80 euros for dudes to suck mine but I said no
I mean I cant get it up on a 37 year old basball cap wearing skinny fat fuck with a stubble

>>61338369
Right? I was +72% now I'm only +39%, what the fuck? I thought we got good news over the weekend.

>>61338494
Crab floaties to help if you ever fall off a boat...could work

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Mr. Snib pls

>>61338411
Price targets move according to current price action. If NVDA tanks, the price targets tank as well.

fuck u snib u fuckin bitch i hate crabs i always have im ordering crab this weekend u fuck

>>61338509
They got poorer while being malnourished. Typical vegan-brained mentality.

>>61338509
Patently untrue
No one eats bynd

>>61338510
watch porn while you try not to think about it being a dude's mouth, you'll get there

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>>61338519
Kneel before the power of the Crab

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DELL ANON, SHOW YOURSELF!!! ANON are you OK? Are you OK anon?

>>61338534
I guess I could put that my cherry crush broad and videos where I can see her feet
thanks
>>61338535
not cool man

>>61338538
Seconded this. Where is the genius Dell investor? I haven’t seen his posts in a long time

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>>61338543

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Apple is at the range lows and isn't reversing

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>>61338544
>>61338538
I think he went to jail for 6 months

>>61338558
meanwhile laughing korean anon is still stuck in tailand jail

>be hedgie
>commute to work at 6:30am on a dirty subway car in manhattan
>steps over homeless along the way
>get to office
>log in
>position pre market
>execute trades through the early morning volatility
>10:30am
>"ha alright bros thats lunch"
>leave

honestly is the commute even worth it

>>61338561
QRD?

Brokie here
How are the earnings looking this Monday morning?

NQ retesting 25k. Time to pump or dump.

It's over. China won years ago

>>61338592
>random dude who was terrible at trading
>constantly posted images of laughing koreans
>ended up visiting thailand
>trades went giga south and ran out of money while abroad
>also lost his passport
>they didn't believe him when he said he was american
>losing his mind that he was going to jail
>no family or friends to come get him if he went missing
>dude that used to post 24/7 magically disappears and is never heard from again
he's very likely still in jail

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What do you call this pattern?

>>61338625
maybe he became an hero

>>61338627
looks like a perfect N-word setup
huge green dildos incoming

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>>61338592
he was /smg/'s best trader

holy fuck we just broke that day support

about to be a meltdown

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I feel like I just don't understand the market anymore, it's just totally untethered from reality. It should have crashed so many times recently and it just doesn't. I'm paranoid of buying but I don't go full bear because clearly the market just doesn't work like that anymore. It's infuriating.

i'm tired anons...

bear market incoming for no reason

>>61338639
tinny? dude made it somehow he's in korea being a paypig we found his tiktok on bant

>>61338639
This schizo nigger is still alive, look up tinny foiler on tik tok

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So the Swiss made a "deal" with the US to invest hundreds of billions in America in return for tariffs that are like ten times as high as before Trump got into office. The Americans get the jobs and intellectual property, and the Swiss get unemployment and... what else exactly? I genuinely don't understand why this continent is such a fucking pushover. We're losing the little economic power we have without even some short-term benefits in return. What the fuck is wrong with Europeans? Why is nobody angry about this?

Might have to go into prostitution

>>61324868

let's go

>>61338639
>>61338625
So was he korean or was he white and just posted pictures of them? If he was Korean I hope he's ok

>>61338644
All my tech is so raped atp that I'm actually green right now lol.

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>its at the low im gunna buy!!

this is a weak buyback, has zero power, market is literally screaming to dump all of the sudden

>>61338639
>/smg/s best trader
Lahey poster was the best trader. Had one of the highest accounts here just using futures contracts with 200 MA strategy. Liver cirrhosis probably got him.

>>61338659
If you're a cute guy then gay for pay is the way. Insane margins.

>>61338656
Swiss is not EU, not my problem.

>>61338661
He just posted exclusively images of laughing Koreans for no reason

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>>61338656
How many wet dreams about trump grabbing their pussies do you think the collective leaders of europe have had?

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>>61338449

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Is the bubble finally popping

>>61338648
It's gonna take a collapse in a different part of the financial sector to actually meaningfully change stock performance, otherwise the automatic contributions will forever make line go up

just let the market die so we can have new buying opportunities

>>61338637
Its not happening at all

>>61338679
NOT THAT ONE

That slow bleed is comfy and sustainable.

>>61338403
you're really smart darling. options are confusing. but not everything is about brains.
are you ready to talk yet? i missed you so much, it really hurt to get ignored this morning.
how was the castle? how are you doing?

>>61338674
The EU made the exact same deal, just bigger.

>>61338656
Just like the EU

Google Power!

>>61338677
the council of karens

Just loaded up on calls, line can go up again now.

>>61338697
Yeah and if you and the Bongnoggers were part of the EU, that could have looked different

>>61338601
Like NVDA is going to take the last of my gambling money.

>>61338418
it's not betting that you can time the market any more than buying anything at all is a bet

>>61338403
Sorry to break it to you but as intelligent as you may think of yourself, if you couldn't figure out that all those authors have investing precisely wrong you don't belong to the cohort that gets outsized returns. Of course you will blame it on risk by measuring risk with volatility but that is simply baggie cope.
With your engineering degree (I have one too) you are taught to model everything mathematically so you ventured to try the same. Unless you're applying quant strats you completely missed the point and are lacking thousands of hours of proper education starting with Benjamin Graham's school of investing.
T. My CAGR is 20% with less real risk than the index.

>jewflix down 90%
Hehehehhee

>>61338732
I shorted this trash why the fuck am I only up 1%

>>61338675
Right but was he Korean?

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Go up you kiked up version of niggercoin

>>61338714
I'm not Swiss.
The UK is the biggest US dick rider of them all and Switzerland is too small to be relevant. It wouldn't have made the slightest difference.

>>61338719
Did Thiel's sell put you on edge?

AND JUST LIKE THAT
WE RESUME PREVIOUS SNIB LEVELS

IM GONNA FUCKING STICK MY HEAD UP MY ASS

V-ing this hard already lol

up 45% on my ETHD position

gay scam market

Btw here's a real kiked up nigger

Fake economy
Fake stocks

>>61338639
post the full webm!

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>>61338771
Oops

>>61338758
if it's too small to be relevant why do you complain about them getting gutted? If they are not relevant they have no power/leverage.

>double V day

lol
there's no point trading without insider information

>>61338789
Does this thread count as insider information

AND THEN WE GO THE OTHER WAY WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Now kiss

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Bitfuck

Who fell for the bear trap? This will be an epic V for the ages.

>>61338787
>aladdin painted a giant W on the charts
extremely bullish

>>61338796
there are smart people here, but being smart doesn't mean anything
so no

>>61338784
Because I thought that maybe the Swiss, with their direct democracy and history of competent government, would tell the US to fuck off, but nope, they cucked out like the rest and sold off their industry and intellectual property in return for literally nothing.

>GETTING RESISTED AT THE MA OF THE CRAB JUST 30 MINUTES AGO

WHAT IS MEANT BY THIS PLS INSIDERS GIVE ME A HINT

>>61338789
I agree, participating in the stock market without insider information is like going barefoot to a baseball game

Ι only daytrade HOOD. It follows spy movements 100%

>>61338812
Isaac Newton got rugged by a p&d. Being smart doesn't mean jackshit in the markets like it does in other human endeavors.

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fuck crabs and fuck crab days

Fake and gay pump.

>>61338789
Buy greggs im gonna buy 3 sosij rolls

>>61338870
This is just the start of the pump fren

wallah we're back!

so we do or die on wednesday, huh

Market go up, market go down, market go up, market go down, market go up, market go clown

OPEN isn't rallying despite the warrant dividend. LOL. What a piece of garbage.

>>61338644
good call ty

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We're going to crab until nigvidia decides to either give the bull market a 3 month extension or crash 15%-20%

>>61338894
short it on the ex-div date
it will crater just like gme and bbby did

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I am soooooooooo fucked
These piece of shits keep making -5% daily and all i can do is watch my money melt away

I just took a -14,000 loss on SPY puts because it shot up.
I am so God damn fucking angry.
FUCK

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Thoughts?

>>61338883
Yup

>>61338721
that's some gambler brain rational

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Bull run saved guy, move along

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>>61338288
Poland keeping it strong and steady.

>>61338915
You have horrible taste in stocks. Maybe buy a company that actually makes a product or something.

why the fuck is bitcoin dying, what the fuck

>>61338921
i'd like to upgrade her overweight gap if you know what i mean

>>61338927
priced in

>>61338921
Guess ABF ran out of steam.

>>61338921
>retail consumer goods company
>in this economy

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Sometimes I don't recognize myself in the mirror.

>>61338938
AI was just cover to build massive mining operations. it's going to be 51% attacked and rug pulled before CBDC.

>>61338938
its cringe and deseerves zero

>>61338915
>CRCL
You were supposed to just buy the IPO and then sell out after you passed the flipper window but before the market realized its earnings are based on the short term fed rate.

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Gap has some decent chinos.
But I'm now a J.Crew anon.

>>61338959
>>61338932
What should I do? Hold with -50% damage or save what is left

I was 0.01 cent away from breaking even on my puts and the market reversed and shot up.
I am so God damn fucking angry.

Fuck God
I hope he dies

AISPsisters. Is $3.00 a buy now?

>>61338911
Exactly my plan.

The nurse at the psychiatrists office is super cute and Im starting to have dreams about her. I should probably ask for another one.
Thoughts on shorting NVDA at earnings?

>>61338973
Man don't ask me that I have no idea. Do you need to capitalize some losses to help balance your taxable income?

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>>61338973
If I were you I'd just ignore everything and wait for some clown retard pump. Tell yourself constantly that you're "not a trader, but an investor" to cope.
There's literally nothing to rotate the money into anyway at the moment, so unless you'd pull that money out to pay off some higher interest debt you'd be better off just gaslighting yourself for the next 6-18 months.

>>61338938
zoom out. this is what btc does. from here it'll either die for realsies this time or it'll hit a new peak in 2029.

>>61338921
Their revenue has been declining for years and they're still expensive and we're going into/have entered a deflationary macro environment. I wonder why they think it's a buy.

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>>61339008
I just had a dental appointment and the nurse was so gently it ended up being the most sensual experience I've had in months (years).
>Thoughts on shorting NVDA at earnings?
They will beat it but ultimately dump so why not.

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FUCK THIS MARKET

>>61339008
>The nurse at the psychiatrists office is super cute and Im starting to have dreams about her. I should probably ask for another one.
There's this adorable short redhead at my psych's office and one time she was waiting on me to do a drug test and I said
>sorry to keep you waiting, I need to study for my drug test
As I finished a bottle of water. She giggled that giggle of pure amusement and entertainment I've only seen a few times. This is the most female attention I've had since turning 30.

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>0.7% YTD gains
keeeek, fuck crypto niggers

>>61339029
damn, this isn't the kind of suicide fuel I come to this thread for

>>61339029
Occasional girl and a woman look at me in the gym, some stand in front of me pretending to fuck around their phones before leaving
I dont get any, ANY, ANY ANY ANY, girls via apps. ANY.
Once I got invited to a birthday party, was the oldest fuck there, only one with muscles tho, and immediately chatted up everyone at the party, tried to connect some dude with a fattie, danced with a Spanish girl and set up a date with her

Applications are a fucking menace. That height thing that I dont have KILLS my chances on it

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>>61339029
>>sorry to keep you waiting, I need to study for my drug test
This made a jaded old wizard laugh. Wish you the best anon :)

Also,
>futures

>>61339044
This makes me feel better about sitting in treasuries all year

I just lost -$14,000 on puts
Fuck this gay nigger market
They will only let us have 2 red days a year.
That's it.

> indices up
> it's only GOOG and TSLA
Fuck this market
No i don't own either of those

GUYS MY FREE TRADING VIEW INDICATOR GAVE A BUY SIGNAL I THINK WE ARE SO BACK

>>61339068
was OPEN shitting the bed that bad?

what if buffet just sold absolutely everything causing everyone to panic sell, then all-inned?

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What's all the screaming about? I don't get it. Samsung just hiked the prices for its memory chips 60% and all the other storage stocks are mooning. I bought some at opening and I'm doing fine. Why aren't you doing fine anon? Don't you like tech stocks with incredibly low PE and PEG ratios...?

>>61339008
Why short at earnings? Won't earnings be when it's revealed to be going down?

>>61339070
>No i don't own either of those
GOOG is one of my largest holdings heh.

I need this God damn gay nigger market to die and go down.
FUCK ALL MUMUS
EAT SHIT AND DIE
NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT NVIDIA VIDEO CARDS RUNNING CHAT GPT

>>61338288
>on last night
>same ole same ole "BOBOS NEVER GET TO CUM"
>check portfolio
>bullish stuff not up, again
Huh

>>61338396
People don’t understand that Trump is basically the L to Chinas Kira, they have the Death Note but Trump keeps them in check.

>>61338938
99% is institutions with fomo
Guarantee you normies sold it all, not one person can afford to pay 100k for a bitcoin nor holds bitcoin for a return less than bonds when so many stocks can easily double in value per month even if you want risk and gambling fun.

>>61338938
This is normal timing for the cycle to come to an end. Buy back in Q4 of 2026.

>>61339068
I would never touch puts on the SP500. That is playing with fire. Also if you add that they expire soon you are just asking for it.

>>61339100
Im 60% up on it and its almost a half of my portfolio. Good stuff.


Unrelated
1st job interview round - some hiring agency broad
2nd job interview round - project manager, developer present, they describe the project, ask me tech and architecture questions, 30min interview turns into 45min one, tell me here is an assignment do it if you want till the next week

I do it the next day and get an email stating "we now got a good insight into your technical skills...we would like to see more complete picture of your personality and abilities" and call me for another 30 min (like that means anything) meeting with another developer added to the interview. WE ALREADY DID THAT ON THE FIRST ONE!
Are they going to drill me to hell and back with minute details of the code I wrote for them? Live coding? Trick questions?

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>>61338915
>Long crapto equities

>>61339138
kek they're going to get you do to a project for free and then move on. Start billing those niggers for wasting your time

>>61339138
A friend of mine was interviewing a place and they asked him to re-implement their app UI as an interview assignment or some shit. He just replied to them on email with "Sorry I dont think you are the kind of employer Im looking for." and ghosted them.

>>61339160
Project assignment that I wrote is tiny and nonsense.
Their business project is huge monstrosity that is in production and I saw it and clicked on it.

>>61339167
Most job interviews I did were between 2-4 dev interviews before hire. The funniest part was that of those like 2 or 3 of the devs I interviewed with were confused about why they were even talking to me so we ended up just talking about jelqing and gooning strats instead.

Need SPY to break 673 to get out of this trend. If we break 673 it should run up pretty good.

>>61339138
they don't actually want to hire anyone
HR's just keeping themselves busy & hoping some naive genius falls into their lap

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i can't imagine myself in a relationship with someone anymore.
In fact, i think I'm only attracted to women that hate me. It doesn't feel if someone shows interest me, like they must be lying.

>>61339178
all the job interviews i've had were at most a 20 minute phone call and an "i'm not writing a resume hire me or fuck off"

I'm just praying for a nice red day so I can get in cheap(er). Things have been too good for too long, it's nervewracking. I need a bloodletting.

>>61339165
>re-implement their app UI as an interview assignment
now that is some fuckery

>>61339178
kek, I never got that. All I had is people being professional or semi professional. Europeans

>>61339182
> naive genius falls into their lap
Im a dummy. I can impress the HR, devs see what they are dealing with when I fuck up the difference between facade and adapter pattern or what happens with variable x when we use bind()

>>61339188
did it work?

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>>61339188
>"i'm not writing a resume hire me or fuck off"

>>61338625
Couldn't he pull out his phone and show them his portfolio? Maybe theyll laugh at his losses but it should have his identfying info on it.

>>61338927
This feels sus, why is he saying this before earnings and not at earnings instead where the surprise would be more impactful? If this is supposed to be a very good number then it follows that keeping it a secret until then should in theory help the stock more by simply not being baked into the expectations.

>>61339029
I was shopping a while back in this crowded store. So many ugly people around, I mean I'm ugly but somehow they were far uglier and dressed like they are background characters in a movie. This extremely pretty red head in a black dress with her own shopping cart locks eyes with me from a distance and waves and smiles at me. Literally almost everything I want in a woman and only missing the big boobs.
Did I....
>smile, wave back, and walk over to her?
>immediately escaped the situation?
Hint: I'm on 4chan

This isn't even the first time.

I'm so tired of this God damn gay nigger market going up

technical analysis is a meme

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Fuck I have to rake leaves... then bag them

>>61339197
Yea, either I get hired or I don't.
I'm good enough at what I do that other people get me the job but I'm not in tech and it's a small industry with a lot of retarded crackheads and burnouts.

>>61339208
>This extremely pretty red head in a black dress with her own shopping cart locks eyes with me from a distance and waves and smiles at me.
she was waving at someone else

like those songs where a woman sings about a man or love. I hate those. Its obviously not about me, stop wailing about chad you cunt. I know he plows you, you dont have to sing about when he stops doing it too

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>>61339229
Good.

Dump you fucking gay nigger market.
Fuck your turkey trot ralley.

hgraf bros what's happening???

>>61339269
you bought a meme stock and its dumping

Any niGRRRs still alive?

Earnings tomorrow, we will be redeemed and esteemed sirs!

>>61339307
I am down 60% on my massive 2 share position of GRRR. I'm beyond redeeming

>>61338288
Good day to all.

Vti or Vt or QQQ?

GOOGL? MSFT?

Long term 10-30 year hold here

DRIP as well.

THANK u.

Bought the top award sorry I didn't tell you guys

Hmmm very interesting day. I'm seeing a giant M. Gonna buy some McDonald's

GOD IM MAKING SO MUCH MONEY
MONEY IS GOD
BEAM ME UP GOLDSTEIN

What the FUCK is this price action. Dump then V dump then V... Have the algorithms gone off the rails?

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>>61339257
You are in good hands, I think the market will go down
Will it go down as much as you need? Idk, should've adjusted your position

>buy MSTZ
>set a limit sell
>forget about it
>bitcoin dumps all of a sudden
>shitterino
>priced out again
SHITTERINO

Pokemon investing general /pig/
>>61339341
>>61339341
>>61339341

>>61339314
It will all be cool my smigger, or it won't!

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>>61339044
kek baggies gonna be hodling for a while.
hoping it's forever.

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Line go up lol

>>61339360
If it Vs again im not falling for it

>>61339392
>>61339044

CRYPTOBROS WON'T LEARN TIL THEY ROPE, TOO STUPID FOR TRADFI
MANY SUCH CASES

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>>61339390
I'm still here bud.

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>>61338392
>>61338384
>samefagging on a board with IDs

>>61339085
I'm glad I saw this shilled after it was already at 260. It's cool when 4chan uhhhhhhhhhhh shills stuff that's already way up

Where is the bounce

>>61339444
It was 238 Friday pre-market doe

>>61339446
ROUGH LANDING, MIGHT CRAB HERE

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>>61338946
Its not a consumer staples corp, its a luxury goods manufacturer now.

>>61339446
soft landing
no bounce
thank jerome

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wednesday looks scary, I'm thinking about trimming my AI stocks from 50% to 20%, I'm not holding nigvidia but everything is going to dump if they miss.
Thoughts?
>61339362
lel "she/he/ze/xe/it" turned the filter so high it erased the toe nails

I swear if NVO doesn't bounce back I'll drive my Fiat 500 into a crowd of christmasgoers in minecraft.

When are all my AI stocks going back up? This is getting boring

>>61339384
It's hilarious that pokemon cards still outperform the market.

>>61339472
their earnings are already priced in, dumb money is on AI being a bubble despite biggest expense being employees and many have already been replaced by AI, now is a good time to buy

>>61339472
Nvidia's miss got priced in on Friday.

>>61339085
I wish i could short SAMSUNG so badly.
>cannot be traded by foreign traders
>domestic traders cannot short or speculate on domestic stocks
>all of this is legal and protected by SK gubmint
Literally corporatism.

deploy second V and this market is a gay nigger faggot

>>61339472
I dumped all ai at a 10% loss and I'm so glad i did. I would be down 25%. Who the fuck knows what bottom is though.

Fucking post in /pig/
>>61339341
>>61339341

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>>61339477
lel, they're done, dude. Trump takes "the fat shot," as he calls it, so it's literally the only drug he gives a fuck about enough to guarantee state-controlled prices.

>>61339517
I DONT HAVE ANY POKEMON CARDS BRO SRY IT IS INTERESTING THAT POKEMON CARDS OUTPACE THE MARKET THOUGH

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>>61339517
>Illiquid fungible good market is totally beating the stock market
Go back.
https://www.reddit.com/r/PokeInvesting/

>>61339546
This is cope. Own both

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>I didn't invest during the bull run
>finally start throwing money in some funds
>we're now in a bear market
I just can't help but to laugh.

are you winning son?

>>61339485
>>61339499
>the duality of /smg/
also
>>61339499
>I dumped all ai at a 10% loss and I'm so glad i did
What? How? It's been pumping so much that I've felt like an idiot for months for not going 100% MAG 7 when I started in stocks around a year ago.

Why do limit sells only go through in order to price me out but never go through when I'm trying to sell at break even.

>>61339561
today i am literally losing in every possible way that a human can lose

>>61339045
Happy to disappoint.
>>61339053
Sounds like you're doing alright bro. Death to applications, though. I'm going to issue a fatwa against applications.
>>61339054
Dog bless, futures-poster.
>>61339208
>immediately escaped the situation?
Unironically you made the right choice.

>>61339384
Tbh there is something about cards that just feels way more epic and satisfying than crypto. For me it’s MTG but I feel like it’s the same thing. If you see an Alpha card, a graded 9 of 10 Black Lotus, you’re looking at the rare fine art that may only be touched by a few people ever. Maybe there’s Charizards like that. It’s like a real life artifact that you would see in Indiana Jones movies but it’s real.

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>>61338787
so far it's an M day. still hopeful we end green.
and babe, i know you need space and a place to vent, i get that. i need love and a place to be together though. this place is all we have right now. it could be different. i've tried and tried to open channels, and i wish i was with you to hold you, and you could have your playtime on the internet once we had our together time. i don't want to spoil 4chan for you, if that's what you really need. i need my dose of you though, i'm not happy without it, and i want to know what it is gonna take for you to take more of me. love might not be top of mind for you right now, but it is for me, try to understand that. we have planted good seeds, they just need to be nourished and they can sprout.
is buffet buying google enough of a green light for you? you know it's my 2nd largest holding, lots of people are coming around to it, ai and quantum leaders with a synergistic cash machine to support it. great company. not as good of a buy as intc, valuation and all, but a great one to own.
be well my love, and don't be shy or scared, i'm so confident in what we can be together.

Just bought 200 shares of GRRR, all this is going to bounce back up, if you dont think this is true then you're dumb

>>61339616
Based and niGRRR pilled

WAGMI

>>61339616
It will go to 2 dollars and then bounce to 3

>>61339615
Cute

>>61339616
>>61339628

STFU NOBODY IS BUYING UR FUCKIN 1.3M VOLUME ASS SHIT

I WIPE MY ASS WITH MORE SHARES EACH MONTH

>>61339631
After a 100 - 1 stock split following Nvidia taking a stake.

WAGMI

>>61339647
I do it for you my smigger, my fans mean a lot to me but my haters mean everything. I wish you well! I will forgive you, for you know not what you do!

WTF EVEN IS A GRRR I JUST PULLED IT UP THIS ILLIQUID ASS SHIT I CANT TRADE THIS SHIT

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I boughted one (1) share of SCHD.
Good night

>>61339126
>not one person can afford to pay 100k for a bitcoin nor holds bitcoin for a return less than bonds when so many stocks can easily double in value per month even if you want risk and gambling fun
You underestimate the retardation of cryptofaggots.

NO
DONT FUCKING BOUNCE
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>61339666
buy 2 shares every market day for the next 15 years and YGMI

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>>61339646
thanks doll. i wish she could see that though.
check out wkey, great buy. i'm betting you're the courageous type.

I shorted 5 shares of nvidia and 20 shares of soxl today. Already shorted MSTR and AMD. Done with buying for a while. I sell shit I don’t even own now. Seems more profitable.

>>61339656
A conspiracy of institutional brokers are gatekeeping generational wealth from you.

GRRR is an AI & IOT services provider HQ in London recently upgraded their main office, mostly operate in SEA. Have a market cap of just under $300M while having signed $1.5Billion deal across 5 years for data centers in Indonesia, Taiwan & Thailand with a view for that contract to expand to $2.5Billion total value.

Also have a further $6.6Billion in prospective deals and MOUs that are in late stage.

It is a gamble but I've been in and out since November of last year and made heaps, I think its been consolidating for 9 months straight in a descending wedge pattern before the next explosive wave cycle begins.

>>61339679
HELL NO DAWG THATS JUST A TYPICAL SNIB FAKEOUT

DONT GET SNIBBED