Bubble(?) Edition>Mental Healthhttps://findahelpline.com/>Jobs when it inevitably collapseshttps://jobs.mcdonalds.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/ >>61340865
SCHDchan I need a good milking right now
stocks
In the last 12 months the times when I was happiest were when I woke up every day to see MSTU higher and higher and to see my crypto currency randomly mooning each day after friday work ended. I truly regretti spaghetti potato potato not shorting bitchcoin at the beginning of october when it was hard rejected on the schizo date because I would be pretty stoked at work to wake up and see my shorts doing better and better every single day.
>>61343151All of these are terrible/chinese
This will likely be the first month since april that my net worth goes down
>>61342909>>61342934>>61342961This needs to be discussed more
>>61343151pump my stock tomorrow, or i'll raise rates.you've been warned, Apu (and evil Apu)
Buy SGBX
Let's look at Dell. It got severely beaten down, but the earnings are great. They are worth $200 a share based on next years earnings.
>>61343197stop stalking me
>>61343194What is there to say?
>>61343194bullish.
>>61343203If they intended to bail them out why would they stop the FHA to begin with and that's the only thing propping them up
>>61343202you stop crashing Fed meetings, and i'll stop paying Bobo to gangstalk you.
COF gang
>>61343214Well the FHA was started in 1934 not in 2020 by Trump. I stopped reading there
>>61342943>>61342959>>61343107>>61343121
>>61343230I meant to say a he initiated a FHA policy but it's fine when the market crashes and you faggots are broke because you didn't listen all the better for me
>futures
>>61343194So we're operating under the assumption all FHA loans went bad, where does this come back to us?
>>61343316A housing market crash will cause another recession the stock market will crash
GO YEN GO!!!!!
i want to die
generational weath to be made the next few years on short USDJPY
>>61343324housing market crashes are bullish the fed will turn on the money printer. Line only goes up buy the dip.
>>61343314i didnt know you traded anonive been off imageboards a whilelast time i remember being in a thread with you was october 2024
>>61343358is this ai those body movements dont look right
>>61343368huh? i'm wondering who you think I am?I collect /an/ webms from around this site for >futures posts
>he missed out on btc so its "fake and gay">he missed out on Mag7 so its "fake and gay">he missed out on NVDA/AI so its "fake and gay"every time
>>61343314great metaphor for this market. you might also say it's acting squirrely. or maybe skunky. got any of those?
>>61343411I have squirrels, and I have one skunk but it's inappropriate for the current >futures>futures
>>61343324The lesson was learned last time, buy dip hold assets, cash will be devalued infinitely.>futas
Weekly chart predicts 85k before EOY
>>61343392>be zoomer slurperfaggot>"you gon miss out cuh ong fr">open robinhood>pay $31,894 for a single share of some shitstock for literally no reason>line go up to $31,894>"YOOOOOO I TOLD YOU YOU WOULD MISS OUT">fortnite dance alone in your room>somehow still zero class mobility whatsoever
>>61343383possum anon"." thread?man its been a while ive been off imageboards since getting a j*b and am trying to recognize where the "." wizards areim not gonna burn my eyeballs to hunt them down in /b/
I put 2200 bucks into MSTZ earlier, then sold twice. Fucking 200 shares would be up 200 bucks now. Why am I always so retarded. I want to punch myself for constantly buying SHIT and then getting self-fudded out of things that actually pump/pump against dumping shit.
>>61343463Increasing buying I hope this bitch hits a local bottom, does a shitcoin pump back to 100k so I can buy back my MSTZ cheaper.
>>61343529im inverting you big dawg (entered a few hours ago). short USDJPY let the crash begin
>>61343504>possum anonno idea who that is. I think I found that webm on /an/, but maybe /sp/, who knows, could have been /tv/ or /g/
BTC is more accurate than faggy futures. We're fucked bros. My port is straight up ectoplasm after this week.>captcha PHNTM
>>61343550gotchayeah idk why i though those guys would be heresometimes s4s bant or pol but ik they probably would not be stock retards
>>61343541I want bitcoin to DCB so I can ride the crash downwards. MSTZ is going to 40 bucks, MSTR to 100.
>>61343566nice, i enjoy losing my money so anytime a pump on USDJPY happends i dollar cost average a shorti keep trying to fade iti know eventuallly a multi month yen strengthening is gonna happen when International business needs to shore their money somewhere safe
>>61343566My buddy opened the fattest short on MSTR because >bitcoin is bad vibes bro. It's all fake. I only trust big boy buffetLiterally no other analysis than that. He thinks MSTR is a fed project and therefore bad vibes.I called him a homo and now he's up six figs while I'm down big on META calls
>>61343592there is actual logic to thattrading a spot price on news etc worksfor instance i only turned breakeven in fx trading when i traded the spot price of a pair on economic data and didnt look at chartsi now just use charts to dollar cost average i dont really "trade candles"your friend isnt stupid he just doesnt verbalize his logic
>>61343592Meanwhile I'm a retard who only considered shorting it after I got out of MSTY a week ago. Never marry bags always cull losers should have sold that shit in May and never looked back yes this is a revenge trade but the reality is that saylor is a fag and his stock is going to 100 or lower if bitchcoin goes back to 40-60k. I am very confident in that.
I was whining for a month I didn't know what the next play was- Lithium, mstr shorts, zecash- that was where the money was. No clue why I'm so afraid of selling at 100 bucks down to flip into something less shitty. Would be up 1800 bucks right now.
>>61343615He's probably the smartest person I know. He doesn't articulate things well bit he's massively loaded because he simplifies large concepts to effectively retard level thinking and it works. I remember he took out a massive loan to pick up META at like 90 back in 2022 because >everyone uses Facebook bro. Who cares if they blew up a quarter of the company on the metaverseI later found out he basically read the entire earnings call transcript and their 10-k. He's an 8 fig multimillionaire who sits around all day smoking weed in a 900 sqft 2 bedroom house and playing American truck simulator.
>>61343662wait a fucking minute.this guy illinoisformer bond desk guru 2000snow trades CBOE in chicagoi swear to god, late 2022 i have a guy who is exactly this in illinoiswe fell out 2 years ago but he is a genius
>>61343675Different guy but probably same type of person. This guy is from rural northern Canada. Like legit grew up in a cabin and blew out his knee gearing up for the NHL. Ended up getting sad and started trading stocks for a hobby.
>>61343675>>61343662You should be friends and steal your mutual friend's trades.
>>61343687Nah he doesn't tell me shit half the time. The only time I've ever made any money from him is doing the exact opposites. I remember he wouldn't shut the fuck up about PANW one night when drinking and I was like their company has a stupid name. So I bought 20 bucks in puts as a joke and woke up to 3500 bucks 2 days later. I think I have the screenshot somewhere
>>61343662>playing American truck simulatorKek>be genius financier>make enough money to retire forever>spend the day larping as a working class truck driver
>>61343686lolthe guy i know is from tenneseeliterally played poker until 24, went to a shit school and become a bond analystwas so talented this loser was a hot commodity for swap desksnow lives in chicago for that low latency access to CBOE servers on index options>>61343687i fell out with this guy because we are both rigid and autisticbasically my philsophy was more on the side of liquidity providing and eventually front runnign macro economic moveshis opinion was to catch trendsone day we got into a fight over some stupid shit and then "made up" but he hasnt texted me in 2 years and left my messages unrespondedissue came when i was literally the one writing the index options he was buying, and his massive loss one day was my gain, caused too much friction
>>61343701Found it>>61343711Yeah he's got a whole rig. It's really funny.
So fellas, is Japan insolvent?
>>61343714Some people are just built for it I swear. It's always the weird rural dudes
>>61343718Their debt is in their own currency, and mostly held by japs themselves. In other words, no.If you're looking for a cool insolvency story, look at France.
>>61343718currently long JPYjapan has one thing in their favor that even in a global crisis starts in tokyo international finance shores into japan on scaresEM-)USD-)JPY is the cashflowit sounds suicidal but longing the yen might be a medium term big contrarian play>>61343722what made and probably still (idk) makes him work is the ability to create assymetry of gains to losseshe can bleed all day on dumb calls and puts but he is always first for a giant rally or selloffi am literally copying him but with spot FX and it works
>>61343717>Yeah he's got a whole rig. It's really funny.Reminds me of a saying that hobbies are only fun when they're not a job.
Is we finna get a santa claus rally n sheit?
>>61343737speaking of that portfolio currently up 1.23% on my yen play
>>61343592Saylor's literally using the same convertible debt structure he used during his dotcom ponzi. MSTR is a $100b ponzi scheme.
>>61343752Driving tractor trailer is probably a lot more fun when you can smoke bowls and hit shit the entire time without having to worry about insurance.
>>61343770>Driving tractor trailer is probably a lot more fun when you can smoke bowls and hit shit the entire time without having to worry about insurance.Sounds like the pajeetification of the trucking industry. Pixels on a screen don't necessarily translate into good results in minecraft.With that said, I watch world news on occasion and have noticed that I have yet to see a major city that isn't infested with Indians. How are they fucking everywhere?
>>61343769I mean like a solid quarter of all liquidity of the s&p500 is circular lending right now. This shit is all a scam and I can't blame him for running a dotcom era ponzi scheme.There's like maybe 9 companies over 25b mcap I can think of that will actually generate any increasing revenue when the music stops.
>>61343783We need to free the auditors from Jensen Huang's basement.
gnight
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>61343779the dude probably cares less about the "art" of the trck but for the vibeslike how i enjoy vaporwave and beer>>61343783circular lending is a last ditch effort to inject inflationary pressure and liquidity into 4x overbought comapnies debt, eventually all that paper and even secured debt will bust>>61343791night>>61343798may powell and science save you
I closed all my puts and loaded up on calls today. Am I fucked?
>>61343779Cheap labour and availability. They'll work 7 days a week under predatory immigration loans. It's really neat here in Canada because they started selling jobs at Amazon and parcel deliveries>Govt requires proof of income to be able to move here >get fat loan from back home and shove it into bank accounts >"prove" you have the money to the immigration officer since they don't have access to your transfer data>come to Canada as a foreign student going to community college in a shopping mall paying 7x tuition fee>diploma mills dont actually require you attend>apply at tim Hortons owned by other Indians >they sell you a job and rent for 30k>16 people in one house>get kicked out after 3 years >by this time half your family has come overThen there's LMIA scams which is a whole other can of worms. Carney signed a bill around Halloween basically creating absolute power for the govt to kick out any group of immigrants from one nation. It's very clear he's planning to kick them out since they don't vote for him. Only boomers did. Something like over 80 percent of all Indian applicants were rejected too.
just closed my short USDJPY for 3.39% portfolio gain in 4 hoursbiggest single gain of the year
THEY CANT STOP THE SELLINGEVEN BAGGIE DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO THINKCANCEL ALL ORDERSCANCEL ALL ORDERS
>>61343824The kicker too is that they're all crippling themselves on consumer loans. Look as Goeasy's financials. Or talk to Uber drivers. Grim.
>>61343826german or irish beer to celebrate?
>>61343821everyone is saying its over which makes me think its not but i dont think the volatility will end for awhile. spy could hit 650 and bounce to ath before actually dying
>>61343821Doing a lot better than me going in now dog. I pretty much blew up my entire years worth of index gains in my tfsa on META calls last two weeks. That being said BTC looks like we're gonna keep going down.I would love to see sub 500 SPY by Valentine's Day
>>61343834question for everyone
>>61343717>Yeah he's got a whole rig. It's really funny.it'd be super funny if they surreptitiously replaced real human drivers with a combination of AI modulated by input from hobbyist gamers and didn't tell anyone they were doing ithilarious, even
>>61343836Yeah I thought we would have another bounce before the real crash. I don't really get why it's crashing like this with no news, since this clown market often pumps even with bad news
>>61343849Something's wrong in the land of the rising sun.
>>61343832All the loans are front loaded too from my understanding. They must be making a killing. Imagine buying a 2018 theta 2 engine Elantra with the recall issue for 27k CAD. Honestly there's a reason why the TSX is up more than the s&p500. We're basically grinding indians up war of the worlds style to stimulate the economy
>>61343856>Quantitative Jeeting.
literally what the fuck
>>61343836it'll truly be over when jpow leaves next May and trump bring in his own guy for fed chair.
>>61343779>How are they fucking everywhere?There's over a billion of them. They could send enough people overseas to make whites a minority in every country and still have more to spare. We're so fucked it's unreal
SAVE US JEROME
Futures just nosedived. BTC going down hard and my fucking McDonald's just cost me 26 dollars.
>>61343875You'd think with the knowledge of breaking the cycle of reincarnation would guarantee their disappearance, but they keep proliferating.Sometimes I think the infinite cycle of Samsara is just a really aggressive illegal immigration policy designed to keep out Indians out of the astral planes, and it works. Their innumerable gods are actually just the army of immigration agents necessary to keep them locked up on Earth, and they've been cheeky enough to fool the jeet into worshipping at their feet.
don't look at japanese yields
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
Oh shit is it actually happening... I SOLD'ed and it didnt go backup like usual...
BAW WIT DA BAW DA BANG DA DANG DIGGY DIGGY
Down and down she goesWhere she stopsNo one knows
Holy fuck the Nikkei225 just cratered lmao. Straight up feels like early 80s volatility here. Gimme a black monday to match.
>>61343886>my fucking McDonald's just cost me 26 dollars.I just buy ground beef. I'm accumulating tallow way faster than I can use it.I'm thinking of making mashed potato fries, fried in tallow. The Thanksgiving season means there will always be a massive surplus of potatoes.
kek shitcoin is gigadoomping and the stock market is only down 1%
>>61343379No she is an e thot, 90% of her videos are walking in the same parking lot with different outfits
>>61343918My shitcoin tech stocks always dump way harder than the indexes. I'm down some serious cash on META and even my gay RDDT and ORCL meme monthly calls I thought were on the dip are now going way below my entry. >>61343910Ground beef is 12 dollars a pound where I live.
>Euro bank crisis and a yen unwind>Euro bank crisis and a yen unwind>Euro bank crisis and a yen unwind
Where is Home Depot anon, is HD going to shit th bed tomorrow or be a winner? Too many mexicans deported, I think sales are going to be weak
>if you bought Gold 1 year ago today youd be up 55% >if you bought Bitcoin 1 year ago today youd be down 0.5%KEK baggies
V is now
its so cold in northern california right now i have run full strength heater for 3 hours now and my room is still freezing
So what will we do when everyone is unemployed and the stockmarket crashes? Just turn down interest rate to 0 and print money again?
>>61343937Jesus Christ let's just get this war thing over with. We all know this is going there. We gotta stimulate the economy somehow. Rheinmetall is now top 6 in Germany.
>>61343849>Yeah I thought we would have another bounce before the real crash. I don't really get why it's crashing like this with no news, since this clown market often pumps even with bad newsRemember japan did the same thing last year but we only learned after the fact.
So much for the McDonald's economic summit bump
>down only $200whats everyone freaking out about
>>61343824>leaf government kicking them all out with one weird billIf only burgerland functioned like this.
>>61343950You think the Venezuela war is to begin soon?
>>61343886>forgot to buy MSTZ at close>would be up 200 bucks>if I held my other MSTZ I'd be up 400 bucks>if I had bought on friday I'd be up 1000 or moreI hate myself so much. I should have walked away from everything in august.
>>61343941Yeah and it will reverse V right at open. I'm so tired of this
>>61343966Venezuela, Taiwan, Civil war 2. All got pretty good odds.
>>61343964Canadian politics is weird. You can be in charge of the liberal government and hate minorities if they're a drain on your economy but only if you say you hate guns. My local conservative party is entirely indian except for the leader who is a white guy
>>61343971But you're not down at least.
>>61343966I'm hoping for Ukraine to kick off bigly desu. Like maybe they'll accidentally bomb Estonia or something. I'm not a fan of centipedes so fuck going to the Pacific and south America
>>61343972probably the caseeconomy probably hitting that point where we trend down but have violent explosions up to liquidate short sellers in the morning.i only trade Sydney hours because most of equity volatility is gone but liquidity from tokyo keeps market playable
>Futures
>>61343950Rhinemetal is overvalued depsite not even being close to being near Lockheed in profit
>>61343996bears are so awesome i love nature
>>61343937Debt bomb is very likely within the next 5 as well
>>61343993Part of me wants to take a grand and try to gamble up to 10k with all this volatility. Like you could probably just rake in IV gains on anything that is going to generate revenue but have big movements. RDDT, SNOW, PLTR and ADBE all seem like good picks. ADBE especially looks ripe for a wicked run up
>>61343351lmao (You)'re gonna get your ass blasted
>>61344016That's my point. They're getting bailed out somehow
>>61344021not good to gamble volatilityreason is the short vol play in the following months always is where money can be madeive tried riding volatility and ended up broke before my actual strategy of riding the recoveryunless you have access to 24/5 markets never play volatility
>>61343949start a foreign war. history have shown time and time again you don't want millions of unemployed men because that's when things starts collapsing
>>61344025>>61343541>>61343826or close in 4 hrs to make a >3% portfolio gain
I guess I'm buying a tiny little bit of ETH for gas.
>>61344028I was planning maybe doing straddles dated out to Q1 but yeah maybe you're right.
>>61344026How? Germany was the lender of last resort now the UK is out of the EU(In a terrible financial situation too) and France is in an economic crisis who bails out Germany? Germany has been in a recession since 2023 with ever decreasing GDP and declining manufacturing output which is what they depend on to top it all off they changed their constitution to create 500 billion euros of debt it really feels like the entire economy around the world is ready to implode
>>61344046if you want to play vol, fade into selling put spreads at the peak selloff.key of microstructure is IV =/= pricingoptions get priced on liquidity demands IV lags big timewait until the macro data shows the economic rough pathc is over but some price action only selloff scares the worldsell premium and in less than 5 days not only will IV crush help you but short volatility desks will significantly lower those options pricing
>>61344064i do the same with spot FXdollar cost average on the exhaustiondont be scared of the liquidity sweeps at the end
NVDA earnings will save this market
>>61344089Huang say they have HALF A TRILLY worth of sales for the end of 2025 and 2026 already
>>61344121No questions about account receivables and prepaid commitments allowed on the conference call!
Its crazy because as soon as the fed announces rate cuts all this bullshit will be forgotten in 1 day
>>61344089>>61344121>>61344129I don't give a shit as long as it pumps my SOXL bags. I sodld $43 strike puts at $48 and here I am. Good thing my cost basis is like 40 so I can sell close to the money calls but it's going to be a problem if the floor falls out.
>>61344089Sorry I don’t trust a one company risk market
>>61344150Dude AMD went up by 8% the other day and SOXL barely budged.
>>61344168Lmao is this real
>>61344188>Lmao is this realIt has AI static and also lacks the normie freakout camera shake that ruins the killshot when something kino happens.
>>61344187I know it doesn't bode well. I'll probably pick up some ATM puts tomorrow, ride out earnings, and see what happens. If I need to take a haircut that will suck but whatever, I've had a good year.
>>61344188It's a depiction of the futures
>>61344202>normie freakout camera shakeok mr. cameraman let's see your filmed snuff footage
I'm just going to drop this here
>>61344226Don't like cameras. The digital void eye of mekane steals souls.
>GRRR up 18% after hourslmao
>>61344234For me it's the Impossible Burger
>>61344234Are you seriously shilling for fake meat on /biz/ because you made a bad investment?
>>61344234And yet somehow costs twice as much.Make this make sense Fewer inputs should mean it is cheaper than real meat and they might actually turn a profit.
people haven't seen a real selloff in a long time (COVID doesn't count)
any fellow BYND meat riders here? how we ridin today boyz?
>>61344319April...?
>>61344271i'm getting more of a seared bite
>>61344320they see me ridin, they hatin
GRRR IS MOONING MY BASTERDS
>>61344326that's not a selloffpeople forget the market can sell off >50%
>>61344361They'll deploy the bots before we get that low.
Welp I was up 32,000 at my peak and now I'm down to only up 16,000. Remember kiddos if you're way up, you should sell and walk away instead of randomly buying back in and repeatedly not selling exit relief pumps. Only reason I'm taking losses is because I can get over it by christmas if I just don't baghold while it goes lower.
>>61343358I can't find the sauce because there's 9001 bot farms using her ass shots.
the fundamental price of an equity is the net present value of all future cashflows it entitles you to
>>61344262>GRRR down 27% on 1M chart>Pumping 18% on low after hours volumeyeah, lmao
>>61344358You swore it was going to moon when it was over 20. It's nowhere close to breakeven. I have the receipts
This sucks amigos. Until august I didn't have to take a single loss this year. If I had just set stop losses I would have taken basically zero losses.
>>61344367Same hereWasnt expecting the „bubble” narrative to be taken seriously.The media can manipulate people to believe anything in 1 weeks time. Interesting times ahead
>>61344262https://stocktwits.com/news-articles/markets/equity/gorilla-tech-stock-soars-nearly-18-after-hours-on-q3-results/cLPN8AhREeVthe Indians are smelling your shilling
>>61344400man needs to cope about not being a total retard after the gamb fiasco, he's lucky that a meme ai company was his second pick (if the tech sell-off stops)
>>61344408It's hilarious and sad that I was googling stock information the other day and one of the suggested google questions was "can I make $1000 a day by daytrading" and when I opened it up for the lulz it was talking about making 1000 rupee's a day by being disciplined in your trading practices.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
idc i'm DCA'ing
>>61344361...no. This is some prime sideline watcher cope bullshit. There is too much pension, passive, ETF etc liquidity in the markets that is not exiting no matter what for this to be realistic in a non-catastrophic times. You'd need a literal historic event to get anywhere close to 50.
>>61344416If you think about it all of the people joking about europeans being tolerant cucks towards everyone but acting like nazis towards the gypsies (exiled jeets) should now see the reason. I'm honestly surprised how quickly the west turned against sirs when muslims were practically untouchable just a few years back.
>>61344429that's exactly what they said in 2000 before NASDAQ sold off 78% going into 2002all it takes it a complete crushing of hope (9/11, failure for Internet businesses to materialize as promised)
>>61344429>historic eventyeah? can happen at any moment though
I'm almost out of K cups
I just googled how many cherry pits I need to crush to die from Cyanide poisoning.... Only Jerome can prevent this.
if BTC drops below $87,000 overnight on low liquidity there's no more buy orders to stop the falling knife
>>61344459https://youtu.be/2gJ4uKIg6PY?si=_ty3rcgSU4ZYNuNl
>>61344481proof?
>>61344498i looked at that chart and made it up in my head
the nikkei will recover right?
It can still open green, right
is we getting anotha rally n shiet?
its over
>>61344481that's not what the chart is saying at all. there's no data about the order book. it's about positioning.if it rips back to 100k $5 billion in shorts get liquidated though. there's only $50m to grab on the long side. if their goal is to wreck speculators then the obvious move is to hit the ask hard.
tick-tock
>AI is in a heckin bubble and it will pop!Normoids who never even invested in stocks making market predictions will never not be funny. They‘ve been saying this for almost two years now.
>>61344403I just need to end this shitty year in the green, amass more cash and buy lower in a year or two assuming it isn't a new depression that never recovers.>inb4 it isI really hate my tendency to be like michael saylor- I put too little in at the lows and when things are higher, I'm always more bold and fuck myself when it dumps.
MSTZ was 11 on friday and 13 now. Holy fuckoli. All the losses I incurred in 3 weeks, could have made everything back in that time and doubled on shorting this worthless ponzi.
>>61344559Bear market hasn't even started.You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
my black ass is data driven yo
>>61344319There's no legit reason to sell off.
>>61344361>people forget the market can sell off >50%Not anymore though, realistically speaking, right?
There's no way it's goint to zero, rightIt can't be that bad out there
I'm sitting on cash waiting to slurp>muh inflationMy currency is up 11% against the dollar.
I'm not opening my portfolio until we go back up again, sorry mr market, I'm just not doing it haha.
>digital real estatewhen can i move in bro
yall niggas need to learn about jesus
i got 50 bucks tell me what to put it in
if dubs, jensen kills himself live on the earnings call
>>61344642This Jensen already is a clone. Real Jensen wouldn't have sold his soul to money.
>>61344629HALF A TRILLY anon slurp those cheapies
Again I woke up poorer.
I'm being pajeet'd
My life is literally decaying before my eyes and I have no idea how to save it
>>61344684You don't have it until you sold.
it's not over, it's only just begun
>>61344688I dont need to sell when the options disappear on their own :)
Pump my bags you fucking kike
>>61343314YOGHURT!>>61343368There are multiple /an/ >futures posterT. /smg/ newfag that just took it up during euro hours when the regulars are asleep
>>61344627What currency anon?
>>61344699True>futas
>>61343996this is basically just greco-roman wrestling
>>61344627>Gunmetal grey metallic>>61344629So as long as you don’t panic sell over a nothing burger. If anything log on to buy more at a discount.
To all FBI agents, jannoids, SEC wagies and other assorted glowniggers ITT:I am proud to announce my intent to anally and rectally sodomize treasury cumdumpster Scott bussyant. I already have the maid outfit ordered for him, I didn't need to add the cock cage to my cart because he already wears one 24/7. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
>>61344667But if Jensen already gave this forecast ahead of the earnings call and it didn't have any meaningful positive effect on the stock price yet, why would the sentiment change when he makes the same forecast again on wednesday? If it's in the news, it's priced in.
I am so tired, lads. Demoralization is nearing its completion, and on almost all sections of my life I am giving ground.If I dont get a job soon I might just go and get a facelift to distract myself from this miserable existence. I will fail tomorrow at the interview even tho I will perform ok. There is someone better, someone cheaper, someone closer. I should have went to live in Prague years ago, not this robotic beautiful german tech university town. I am so sad, lost 6 years of my life and I feel it a lotBull run would help. Job would help. Human touch would help. Healing injuries would help.
>AI bubble is burstingBilly... Billy... it's time to wake up...
https://youtu.be/T-xHzvDj9sY?si=JgvAang6pC7iOXku
Its too late to buy puts with IV this high...
Tag yourself lads
THERE'S A NIGGER IN THE MARKET
>>61344764I'm the wall in the background
What if this is another april
Anyone else feel a sense of supreme dread?
Direction status: picked
Im sitting almost fully in cash just waiting for VIX to moon
Spy has erased all gains since 9/22
fire washes the skin off the bone and the sin off the soul.
>>61344764Duck with the cookie hitting his head.
There is too much fear and too many bear erections in this thread. I am convinced that NVDA earnings are going to fuck bobo over colossally purely out of contrarianism to what I'm seeing happen here in /smg/
>>61344779the investors seem to have wisened up to bussyant and donny's promises but there's still a possibility that the supreme court strikes down the tariffs and causes a rally
>>61344791What? The S&P500 is up almost 60% in the last 3 years.
>>61344784you have no idea how muchso many different things are bad i have no way to turn for a distractionim so close i might jump from a overpass to a autobahn if i stub my ingrown big toe or if i step into a puddle
>>61344809>>61344791Oh wait, that's the retarded way how you americans write day and month, not how the rest of the world writers month and year. Nevermind.
>>61344809In Finland we have this saying do not put your dick under a wagon's wheel when it is going.
>>61344707The USD is falling against the Peruvian Nuevo Sol (PEN)>The Central Reserve Bank of Peru (BCRP) buys dollars and intervenes again in the foreign exchange market with US$77 million>November 12, 2025, 6:40 AM EST>The dollar continues to fall, and the Central Reserve Bank has already bought more than US$100 million. - Credit: ComexPerú>The price of the dollar has fallen again, according to the current exchange session of the Central Reserve Bank . This time the currency's value is S/3.3660 . But the real news is something else.>A few days ago, the Central Reserve Bank of Peru ( BCR ), headed by economist Julio Velarde, intervened in the foreign exchange market with a purchase of US$27 million , amid a sharp and sustained decline in the dollar. >Now it has done so again.But the purchase is even larger: according to the record of monetary and exchange operations of the Central Reserve Bank at 1:30 pm on November 11, the BCRP bought US$ 77 million at an average exchange rate of S/3.3625 per dollar.>https://www.infobae.com/peru/2025/11/11/el-bcrp-vuelve-a-comprar-mas-dolares-e-interviene-el-mercado-cambiario-con-us77-millones/
jesus fucking christ, literally all women have to do to look like this is do a little cardio and not eat a box of twinkies every day
>>61344825nobody anywhere writes month/year 9/22 to refer to a date fuck off
>>61344832Business & Finance?
>>61344789Are you going long volatility, or just waiting to ride the recovery back up?
is it over
Can this bitch just go down and get it over with
>>61344847Gonna slurp cheap shares or TQQQ.
>>61344826The Finns had a problem in the past with having their cocks trampled by wagon wheels? Was this a custom?
>>61344839my business is fine ass
>>61344855Today will be green and then it will crater from Epstein on Tuesday
>>61344667It's as easy as ABB~Always be buyin~
>>61344862Eh, it loses its meaning in English. The context is untranslatable.
>clicks sell>market pumps
>>61344875Like every finnish proverbTurns out hedging kinda works. I mean I'm down but maybe 3-4% from my ATH.
Is it really over this time? Is it my fate to just get rugpulled over and over?
>>61344886Our comments were to bearish so they decided that max pain would be a pump.Anyway I'm slurping NVDA today before the earnings. AI will not go away.LIDL is building a giant datacenter in Germany and investing 11 billion Euros in its own AI infrastructure.
Just fuckin KYS europe
what if this ai shit is actually real and good, then the bull run hasn't even started. these ai mega crops will literally run every sector.then it's more a civilization issue. either way we're all fucked by the coming hellfire, the antichrist rises from below.
>>61343971>I should have walked away from everything in august.Early November in my case. Would be happy sitting 100% in cash had I done that.
>>61344911And exactly how are they going to make enough revenue from it, except by selling share in the companies? Sure silicon guys win but they'll be no money to re invest soon. Look at AI slop in media, it's absolute trash. And then my everyday usage of AI is just like "hey google how long should I take a shit for before I should be worried"
>insatiable demand for tesla robots, they can perform most manual labour, cook, clean>self-driving cars, trucks, planes, drones, ships, trains>ai school teachers>vibe codingthe year is 2035, you're vibe coding with your meta goggles while getting a handjob from a teslabot while flying through the sky being lifted by the shoulders by a drone
2045, all transport is by electric air/water drones, all roads have been removed, cars don't exist anymore
>>61344911>Supermarkets are now investing in AI datacentersIf it's not a bubble, it really looks like one...
>>61344912Currently working on it but like everything here, progress is slow.
>>61345025>but people in the US are still paying down car loans for non-existing cars
>>61345025>cars don't exist anymorethe redditor paradise
>muh ai revenueMen will pay ANY price for a functional robowaifu. All of capitalism is based on hoeflation. Robowaifus will be the biggest paradigm shift since the adoption of the car.
I'm tired of seeing red every single day. When can we go back to new ATH every single day?
>>61345058best ticker to long for a robowaifu future?
The AI meme is over. SPY lost the 50 day moving average. If you aren't selling now you are a fool.
>>61345064
your expectations for today?
>>61345059when Nigvidya reports earnings and there is more clarity on the december fomc
>>61345082If I sell then its all a rug pull and markets pull backIf I stay or even buy more its all true and prices start dropping
>>61345082Another day of crabbing while investors have their dicks and nooses in hand waiting for nvidia's earnings
>>61345082more blood
Are (You) boarding an Ark for the storm?
>>61345096Pretty antisemitic.
>>61345096antisemitism isn't allowed here anon
>>61344393sounds gay. this is why I only trade derivatives
>>61344764I'm the guy laying down in the cookie economy bucket who's face the nun in there is sitting directly on
>>61344764I'm the cat plushie
>>61344697May I meet you?
would you niggas shut the fuck up and let a brotha vibe code on his goggles
>>61344733The pre-market stock price is already rising and when people get the confirmation the stock will moon
>ECB: The risk of sudden and severe disruptions with far-reaching consequences for economies, financial markets, and banks is heightened.>ECB: The likelihood of extreme and low probability events is "unprecedently high"They're straight up telling you that it's over
>>61345137Why would Biden do this?
Need some actual advice I already trimmed half of this position including all my November calls for good profit, some contracts were up 60%There is a good amount of time on the remaining ones, and they got several upgrades to a 30 target. These fucks have always dumped after earnings though and especially given current conditions they might go down hard. Hold or what?
>>61345137>ECBThey probably mean deposing Merz and being forced to finance Weidel's "labor" camps.
Does anyone even use Llama?
I have placed my Buy Limit Orders
>>61345165lol no
lotta red today gents
>>61345170And those nikkas spent like 100 billion on it lmfao
>>61345137Literary manufactured drawback. It's been going on for a while, Bloomberg screaming about AI bubble day in day out. Too much institutional money sidelined. I thought market manipulation was supposed to be illegal?
Sp500 -1% on EU market. Don't worry when this happened throughout last week amerifats slurped when us market opened.
>>613450581. Robowaifus will be for the rich upper middle class or rich nerds at first (or people that will be willing to compromise a lot to pay for it)2. Robowaifus and Robohusbandos will then be for the retirees and will be subsidised. Migrants will still be imported, dont worry about that one, Ill explain later.3. Robopartners will make the dating market even worse, no one will go out, apps will be even worse and more scheemy to get you to pay, women will just have robohusbando and they will be able to get fat and have a roboabs fucking them, men same pretty much. Dating market will be people that want actual human connections and will be absolute horror show of high expectations and shit offerings. Everyone will default to robos after the initial decade and a half of shaming men for it. New generation will grow up with it. 4. Robo subscriptions will demand you to upgrade whenever the company wants and the robo will make you watch ads, perform ads to you, make you buy stuff before they allow you to kiss them. 5. Robos will be all be alike but also will have unique ID and will be tracked ofc, more than your smartphone and will report you to the authorities for any sort of naughty thing you do if you piss the elites off. If you get the idea of being a whistle blower or if you complain about crime in the hood6. Robos will kill the natality levels even more in the west, creating short term demographic bomb which will demand incredibly large import of migrants.7. The left will, with time, after 3 or 5 decades, push for robo rights and voting. Ofc the robots will vote for them because its in their programming all along.
>>61345155Don’t be greedy.
>>61345155Be greedy AF.
I'm sure the trump/epstein market correction will barely be a blip on the radar, it's not like the market will hit a circuit breaker within the first 30 seconds of open, it's priced in
>samefagging on a board with IDs
When will the pain stop?
>>61345206>>61345206
>>61345177A lot of this is media manipulation and mid-wit emotional response. I am completely fine buying up what I can at a discount when tards panic sell. Literally who fucking cares?
>>61344234All false.> 99% less waterCattle just drink rain water nobody uses. You barely "irrigate" cows, meaning extracting significant amounts of water as opposed to crops. > 93% less landGo figure out which type of land you dedicate to raising cattle. > 90% greenhouse gasIf you believe in the european green & gay model, yes, we humans and cows are causing climate change. Until a volcano erupts or a summer forest fire comes by and spews hundreds of times the CO2 we have generated during the last 50 years. > EnergySuch a big deal when you spare 0.5 kWh hour per kg. YourYou are a bagholder of a company that makes a product tailored for faggots and we can smell it.
>>61345165DefiLlama yes serkek
>>61344941>And exactly how are they going to make enough revenue from it, except by selling share in the companies?I think they are expecting the german government will pay to use them as cloud service provider, as well as other large institutions (german banks, insurance, health companies) because we don't trust USA anymore.
>>61344234>energyif only there were a way to generate more..
>>61345255self own. the europoor cloud service will cost more and will be shit compared to google cloud, Microsoft Azure, etc. Euros are hopelessly incompetent at digital infrastructure. the only people using this will be those who are mandated which means they also will be less competitive
>>61344234Give me nuclear turkeys or give me death.
>>61344363>>61344429>>61344609>>61344612Top signals.
>>61344742Did you slurp BiliBili (BILI)?
bobo rides again today
One week ago I boughted because you guys telled me to.One week later. MINUS 10000 EUR !Just solded. FUCK all you!
>>61343293Jaden Smith over there is looking zesty.
