indian edition>Mental Healthhttps://findahelpline.com/>Jobs when it inevitably collapseshttps://jobs.mcdonalds.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61348908
MARKET SELLOFF>A selloff in the world’s biggest technology names dragged stocks into their longest losing streak since August, highlighting how dependent the US market has become on a small group of growth heavyweights.>The S&P 500 dropped almost 1%, marking a fourth consecutive decline. Ahead of Nvidia’s earnings, its shares slid 2.8%. Expectations for the chipmaker continue to rise as it faces pressure to prove that the massive spending on artificial intelligence will ultimately deliver returns. Its guidance carries outsized weight given the company’s huge impact on major indexes.>Wall Street is growing more uneasy that AI has yet to generate the kind of revenue or profit needed to justify the enormous investment in infrastructure. Microsoft and Nvidia are preparing to invest as much as a combined $15 billion in Anthropic, deepening the AI developer’s ties with two of the strongest financial backers of its rival OpenAI.>The S&P 500 finished below 6,620 — its weakest level in over a month. A gauge of megacap tech stocks fell 1.8%. The VIX, a key measure of equity volatility, hovered near 25.>Bitcoin rose after briefly dipping below $90,000. The yield on 10-year Treasuries slipped two basis points to 4.12%, while the dollar fluctuated.
Mumus awfully coping at last thread's end.
>Anthropic valued in range of $350 billionhaters will hate having never used Anthropic once in their lives
So I heard Burry capitulated.
>>61350422Gemini knows about the mumus lol
What happened to the bussyant poster?
>>61350432The guy who predicted 7 billion of the last 5 recessions?
>>61350432his fans sold in 2023 and have been mad ever since. they saw his movie that explains the markets to children and now they feel smart.
>>61350403Brain volume is largely irrelevant when it comes to intelligence.
>>61350407AI hinges on people being willing to pay for it. So to succeed it needs to become yet another tiered monthly utility service. Normies are already tapped out from goyslop and goyflix, nerds will never pay and can just use their brain. That leaves businesses and reddit tards. Tbh it can be pretty useful when integrated well at work as long as they're willing to pay for it.But it's like email nobody is going to pay for it. Unlike email it costs a shit load to run.I'm waiting for the collapse even though my livelihood hinges on the success. I'm not dumb and naive just for hopium.
>>61350457
>>61350457Preach sister
>>61350461>But it's like email nobody is going to pay for ityour company, assuming you have a job, pays for Microsoft Office (this includes Outlook)
>>61350483I didn't even know lazboy was publicly traded.
>>61350456He very quickly regretted and said it was wrong, so everybody could have bought in, even though it would probably be at a worse price, yet still a lot lower than 2024-2025
>>61350051Yes, but there is only so low SOXL so a limit on profit on puts, SOXS calls can keep going higher >>61350154Thats a man>>61350302And so were the railways, and early dot com investors, and that didnt end up well for investors either.
Anons, I'm in a buying mood.
AAHHHHHHHI CANT DECIDE CALLS OR PUTS ON NVIDIA
>>61350515here is his 2023 sell thesis>His initial "sell" recommendation was based on his belief that the market was overvalued, that a recession was likely, and that the Federal Reserve's rate hikes would negatively impact the economyhe should probably stick to evaluating bank loans or whatever his actual skillset is
>>61350541Believe it or not, doctoring is his skill set. That and value stock picking. I think he fell in the I can predict when black swans will happen . This gay ass market is built on chatbot and chatbot acccessories related investment . Everyone can see it, but who knows when the mania will break. So seeing the truth is irrelvent because timing the market is a fools errand.
>>61350532Institutions spent 3 weeks crashing everything just to price in so that a miss won't dump. In this anons humble opinion it will miss and nothing will happen so both calls and puts are fucked
>>61350555yeah maybe his ego is too big idk.
>>61350555Hubris. He thought he could cause it and therefore he could time it. He could not.
i still like the theory that the market is pricing in an NVDA miss and so everything will pump when it beats or even doesn't miss nearly as bad
>>61350584>>61350581He probably would have been better off picking undervalued long stocks rather than trying to juice returns as a bear. Bears never do cum.
Without all the Gordon Gekko, explain in simple terms what will happen by end of trading tomorrow.
>>61350457Yup. If it were, sperm whales would be 5x as intelligent as humans. A smaller but more folded brain can have more total surface area AND have the cells closer to one another for easier communication.
any potential play tomorrow outside of shit n piss 500 stocks?
>>61350612
HOWDY LATE NIGHT TRADERS AND PACIFIC TRADERSsydeney and tokyo hours are the best to trade by farhow was everyones day?
>>61350581>>61350584Guys.. this was at the time the banks did collapse, Credit Suisse and US banks, so he had a reason to say it, but underestimated everybody's ability to do everything in their power and even invent new mechanisms and moneylending pools to support markets.
IT'S MCFUCKIN OVER>China’s Key Bond Yield Set To Drop Below Japan’s For First Time – BBG
What if it's true and it really is over? If we are in a bubble that's about to burst there's no way we'd know until it's too late with maybe the exception of a few plugged in indiiduals.
>>61350634
>>61350625investing is about making money. full stop. if you want friends buy a dog. he was completely wrong from an investing standpoint. if he had shorted SVB, CS, Signature, etc maybe we could talk about something. i dont even think he shorted any banks or made any money on that trade....
>>61350640bubbles are memorable but cause no structural damageall equity bought durin this bubble is over hedged, read the official positions of investment firms and institutionsdeflation, credit, and corporate bonds are the 3 pillars that if crack will bring the house down
>>61350645???Yeah, his point was to make money but he was wrong. So I don't get that argument. Especially not the part about the dog
>Gemini 3 on ARC-AGI-2 45% ScoreGOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOGGOOGGOOGGOOGGOOGWew lad. Musk and Altman on suicide watch.
None of you deserve to have money in the first place
>>61350457It's change in brain volume as you grow that matters IIRC.
>>61350625Who's talking about banks? He just made a foolish bet on an ai collapse. He shouldn't have done a short term options play. If the ai bubble pops any time in the next 5 years I'm sure he'll try to claim he was right but he wasn't. Being right in the market means making money.
>>61350555>That and value stock picking.He bought fucking Stalantis.
>>61350662What about me? I'm quite nice IRL, and plus, I even have a wife.So, surely that all says something, right?Plus, I'll give you a hot lil stock tip(***BUY $TLT***);)
>>61350679What are we even talking about? His "Sell" Tweet or the options on Palantir and NVDA?
dollar cost averaged into long USDCAD 10 hours agothis bad boy is about to rip
Is the stock market closed this week for Thanksgiving?
>>61350691Idk. All his failures are starting to blur. Dude shoulda quit when he struck gold the first time.
>>61350662
>>61350706Wouldn't his NVDA and PLTR shorts be neongreen RIGHT NOW?
Gonna order Dominos, you guys want anything?
Should I sell Telus?
>>61350682yeah, and warren B bought Berkshire. Just because you make a bad play doesnt mean you are irredeamable or going to lose all your money.
I was gonna complain about women again but I just saw a little tuxedo kitty standing on his hind legs peaking into parked cars I thought it was a tiny little human at first. Very cute.Calls on kitties, puts on pussy
>>61350659>$100 per visual puzzle task that an elementary schooler can do a better job of solving
>>61350728Why now?
>>61350718Good question i had to look into that more. I believe i was wrong on his time table. What I'm finding is PLTR specifically needs to go below $48 by 2027 for him to break even? He opened the PLTR put in early October and disclosed Nov. Some specific details arent known.
>>61350741Just had a drop in price, just got downgraded by JP Morgan saying it's dividend growth is unsustainable. They are planning to increase the dividend and are making big-ass investments in capital assets and now that I'm writing this I'm not too sure myself.This is genuinely the first time I've had a big question mark stock lmao. I think on reflection I'm going to hold and wait for more information.
>>61350645>want friends buy dogThis but you should rescue
>>61350724medium pan with white sauce, chicken, and bacon
Micheal Burry is an above average iq autist who correctly identified a fixed income crisisthe whole "mortgage go boom boom" is not only an oversimplification of the GFC it is wrongmuch of the liquidity issues were because debt was being backed by equities, the margin to do this was getting smaller and smaller each year to where a tiny ammount of bank stock shares, such as Citibank or American Express, could be used as collateral in the overnight repo marketswhen equity liqudity died all that debt was not backed by anything causing issuesmortgage defaults are cyclical and did not cause the GFCthe true cause was allowing too little shares of stock back too many loansand even my explanation is still almost polemically over simplifiedthere is a reason 2008 is still studied today, its not a topic you can learn at a daytrading bar or movie
The only people who are still bullish about AI are going to into maximum cope overdrive about it somehow not being a bubble.
>>61350776plus eurodollar (SOFR) spikes came to play a role, monetary policy didnt react quick enough and private overnight borrowing died so people had rapidly growing obligations to meet debt margin requirements and no money to do itfed should have hit the money printer in early 2007 but conservatives would never allow it
>>61350772
>>61350724anchovies and olives but really good thin sliced ones that you put on after it's done, also bepis cutthanks
>>61350786basically the cause of a GFC wont be money printer or trump retardationits going to be when conservative economics creeps back into monetary policy
>>61350788
>>61350613theyre also way larger meaning they need bigger brains to make the body function
For me its the 60/40 folio
>>61350779>defend the interests of IsraelBased.
The amazon earning pump completely retraced. Every time this dogshit gets going the entire market decides to rug.
I liquidated everything a month ago and I now I just watch, it's kinda therapeutic really
Is it buy time?
I'm buying SOXL puts tomorrow
real question is are the Nips going to finally pay us back for Hiroshima with reverse carry trade? And why isnt trump invading japan?
>>61350836im buying soxs calls tomorrow. SOXL can only go down so much, SOXS can keep going up.
ADTgang
>>61350759SchizoDOG>>61350772Do you pronounce the wh in white like in white cake?
I got a limit order for SOXL at 30 flat, good till canceled. Is it gonna fill tomorrow?
>>61350855>underlying semi conductor index goes to 0that's the limit of "SOXS can keep going up"
>>61350884It fucking better not, for my sake.
>>61350886clearly im a retard that doesnt know what i am doing.Thanks anon, how does that even work though? Wouldnt there be demand for shares in excess of intrinsic value if SOXL went to zero?
>>61350403smallest peens too
>futures
>>61350901i don't think the underlying would ever go to 0 barring nuclear war or the discovery of full conductors, even if it came to that trading would be halted. read the prospectus>https://www.direxion.com/product/daily-semiconductor-bull-bear-3x-etfs
>>61350901SOXL and SOXS aren't direct opposites. They behave the opposite way, but they aren't linked. They use swaps and derivatives to get their leverage, but obviously not the same ones since they go in opposite directions. If every company in SOXL lost 33% in one day, SOXL would go to $0 and shut down. This happened to an 3X AMD bear ETF not long ago. If every company in SOXL went to $0, SOXL would still go to $0 and shut down.Meanwhile, if the companies lost 33%, SOXS goes up 100% and keeps going. If the companies go to $0, SOXS goes up 300% and shuts down because there's no more companies to short.
I've seen this exact market sentiment about 5 times now, and every time it means we get a brutal blowoff top in the next 48 hours.t. /biz/ originalfag since day 1 when moot first created this board
>>61350403SaarDelet this
>>61350937yeah I don't see the market falling through the holidays, spy fell $30 why not rally back the same amount lmao
>>61350947This feels exactly the day before the bitcoin crashes in 2013 and 2017, and the week before the covid stock market crash. It's a weird mix of exuberance, denial, and almost universal acknowledgement that it's fucked, even though the market hasn't moved yet. This is EXACTLY how it felt right before it crashed.
>>61350426I'm not too cheap. Their free version sucks and I'm not paying $20 a month for a chatbot.>>61350483Obviously nvda is the highlight, but I am very interested in home Depot and target as a measure of how well the consumer is doing.>>61350618The play is not to play.
>>61350964>home Depot
>>61350964>and target
>>61350576>and nothing will happenthere's a way to profit off that toobutterfly spread
>>61350964>Obviously nvda
>>61350964Home depot had a 6% drop today after barely meeting earnings expectations. They also heavily downgraded their growth expectations for the next quarter, so it's not looking pretty
>>61350976make one for costco?
>>61350992Already have one
>>61350994very nice
LLMs aren't smart, they just know a lot of stuff.
>>61350757it's kind of a shit stock desu. look at Quebecor or Rogers if you want Canadian telecom>>61350789> deflating artificial asset bubbles is "conservative"
can we please stop with the anti indian slurs?
>>61350403poorfag who just paid off all his debts. what stocks to buy and hold in this market?
>>61351031proctor and gamble
What did you do anon?
newfag /biz/nizman here, what do i wanna hear from nvidia tomorrow?
>>61351027>anti indian slurs?That's just a weird way of saying "Pro Human"
>>61351091>That's just a weird way of saying "Pro Human"that is the new jannie who is trying to remain hidden
>>61350964Target is gonna take a big shit tomorrow. My money is on it.
>>61351100>a big shitjust want you to know noone with any sense is taking what you say seriously
>>61350618GRRR
>>61350994Should have a crying wojak in the background pushing a huge overloaded cart to her car.
>>61350937It took me near ten years to come to terms with the reality that the best course of action on every big blow off was to buy. Don't buy too fast and wind up 100% well above the eventual bottom but otherwise just buy and don't do any of the bullshit I did thinking I could do better.
SHUT THE GOVERNMENT DOWN AGAIN
passing $8 tomorrow morning at the speed of sound$12 price target STILL predicted by mid decIt's been a good year bros! Glad I didn't invest in tech and decided to be a tire bro! Haha!
>>61350964>its just a chatbot to me that is 100% a you problem
i cant do anything of value with AI =/= AI has no value
>>61350659Hits the spot I think, its 30 times faster than Deepseek only 8 times more expensive. Deep Think its probably only for legitimately curing cancer, not for normal people. Its like if you combined an entire university of scientists into a single entity.>>61350532For lowest chance to lose money, How about if you can bet Calendar Spread next week/this week 190c 600$ worth, this is 4% up. You probably don't lose it all here. Do a prediction markets NVDA miss for the 10x your money say you did 600$ in calls 100$ in prediction market. 300$ of 175p calendar 300$. Total bet 1000$ nothing happens you might still be okay with your front week IV crush, you lose 100$ on Predict.>>61350432This fag missed out on actual billions if NVDA misses.
>>61351052Do you want to short or slurp? Hope that they barely meet expectations or don't meet expectations. Do you have stock already? Hope they heavily beat expectations and have a strong future forecast
>>61350836Why? Vix is spiking. Just short it outright.
>>61351100>Target is gonna take a big shit tomorrowGood, they suck ass and its getting worse. All the DEI garbage.
>>61350937>we get a brutal blowoffI'll pay $20 for one if I cant get a free one
>>61350973I told you HD was going to suck on earnings.
>>61351177i cant even get a 200 dollar one
What are the schizofutures doing?
Bitkek taking a piss again
>>61351197where's the fucking bottom
>>61351197And god's money bid up
WYNN is only slightly underperfoming my model. I feel like a 400IQ genius writing out jupyter notebooks for this stuff and getting it right.
uhhhhh why are futas red when I bought the bullish reversal/generational bottom yesterday
I'm fucking calling it: The market is dumping because they want to derisk out of nvidia potentially fucking things up. Nvidia earnings will be a nothing burger and people will come back in
>>61351220Same xister, a guy told me yesterday to buy the bottom.
What if any
>>61351220>>61351236>>61351241reversal by market opencap this
>JASON J WINKLER, a director at $GT, bought 100,000 shares of the company on 11-14-2025 for an estimated $754,500Insider trading going on, they know something YOU don't knowThe TIRE niggers have knew it though for over a month!
>>61350403>wall street is BRACING for Nvidia EARNINGS>will they BEAT their estimates and SAVE the market or are we in A BUBBLE and are in for an epic CRASH of a LIFETIME??? Tune in on wednesday!this stuff is so fucking embarassing, acting like we're in a marvel movie or some video game boss fight
>>61351236This doesn't explain why Europe is being heemed much worse than the US. Shit that has absolutely nothing to do with AI has been dumping for days.
No intervention from the BOJ today. They are spooked!
>>61351197Bitcoin leads the NASDAQ.
>>61350403I don't give a shit about poos in general but my dad's heart doctor is a jeet and I fact-check him on everything and his recommendations have always passed with flying colors. He also literally cares about his patients and makes the best, preventative decisions. Many, entitled, spoiled white doctors actually don't give a shit and just check your heartbeat and throw some pills at you. Human intelligence is not measured by brain size LMAO. it's typically measured by 4E cognition. Balance and harmony with you and your environment. The brain is just a CPU with some extra layers of fat, some are less fatty than others. Intelligence can run independently without much brain activity being involved. I have a big brain but I'm lacking in cognition intelligence like my dad's jeet doctor who came here as a thirsty immigrant who WANTED to live the American dream and help his patients to the best of his ability. He's not some narcissist American whose patients are hardly a priority in his life. If they are a priority, it's a nuisance. THAT is a technically as capable person as my dad's jeet doctor, but still a less intelligent person
>>61351204000000
>>61351316You've got to go back Raj.
>>61351316Shut the fuck upWest is flooded with millions of deadbeat scammy brown peopleYour fkn cherry picked top talent is not representing what sludge is collecting on our streetsEven in Croatia there are hordes of Bangladeshi scum riding for Wolt that came under suspicious circumstances and laws by the current government Dont let me start on the illegal migrants either
>>61351322that will never happen, there are too many people holding bitcoin. you think gold would go to 0 too?
dogshit
>>61351332you can't actually physically hold bitcoin though
>>61351332while it is dumb to think bitcoin will go to 0 indefinitely, price doesn't care about who owns it. it cares about who wants to transact and in what size. bitcoin very well could go to zero. it could go negative even.
How can they have the smallest brains when I'm right here?
there wont be another green day in 2025
kinda funny how so much depends on some chink lol
>>61351332The difference is that a massive solar storm can take out crypto as a whole with rest of technology but I'll still have my gold ring. But at that point we'll have much more important things to worry about that disappeared internet funny money.
>>61351365Sorry to say but you chose the wrong companies to invest in, Raj
>>61351367Sirs, he's Taiwanese. I'm calling in your ambassador right now.
>>61351328>Dont let me start on the illegal migrants eitherwhat you got about illegals just trying to take your job, you racist?
>>61351385chinkanese
>>61350403>Japan's 40Y Government Bond Yield surges to 3.697%Japanbros, are you ok?
>>61351414>Thatcherite gets in>world economy immediately crashesexpected
>>61350964>I'm not paying $20 a month for a chatbotMe neither, you need at least the $100 plan
DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
>Berkshire takes multi-billion stake in Google>few days later Gemini 3 drops and totally mogs ChatGPTI mean, what are we even doing here? That's blatant trading on information that's not publicly available. You're supposed to atleast try to hide it for fucks sake.
>>61351489POTUS is orchestrating shitcoin rugpulls.
>>61351495Sure, but crypto is essentially a massive slot machine that run on absolutely nothing of real value. It's gambling on numbers for numbers sake.
>futes
>>61351447never liked this show. was bad like hey Arnold and rocket power. hey Arnold had some Jewish soul though.
NVDA to 275 by eoy QQQ to 650 by eoy BTC to 175k by eoySuck it bobo
Today is gonna financially ruin me. What kind of booze to cope with this feel?
>>61351541Ursus Vodka
>>61351541glock 9
>>61351489too bad google is shit
>call of duty black ops 7
>>61351546Crushing up some 9mm ibuprofen mixed with vodka perhaps.
>>61351538>NVDA to 275 by eoy......how?even the retarded Saudis can't buy it for that price.People need money, not shares in NVDA.You should buy the dip.
My name is Epstein,I'm fairly misanthropic.I like to diddle kids because my dick is microscopic.
>>61351578You're a great guy. An enigma, but a great guy, just tariffic.
Warner Bros Discovery bids due tomorrow 11/19/2025. I think the Saudis are gonna get it, its Trump's lifelong dream to split up the liberal media machine to a foreign entity. Trumps 2nd term is all about getting even lmfao
Wow Netflix rugged like 85%
>>61351600
>>61351600Huh then why is my short position only up 5%?
Guys where is bussyant poster. Did he an hero or get banned?
>Futures>https://youtu.be/HAr_ojJbzUY?si=TnN7m0FLJeqDYdpnWhat should be the official theme song for the 2026 depression?
>>61351624I dunno but tomorrow's NVDA earnings day is 100% this:>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EBmH1M4DSSU
>>61351414I read the PM insulted china by saying taiwan exists and they would defend it, dumb reason to dump
>>61351655Woman moment.
>>61351656guess she had to show her american (clown) boss they're a good little vassal
>>61351665>>61351655>>61351656You have to understand why. The last PM went full commie (()) China lover and allowed Chinese nationals to 1) buy property and 2) get 10 year long visas. Even Americans are restricted to 6 months if you work remote as a digital nomadBecause of that a ton of property was being bought up Canada style. Hence why she's taking a hard stance against the commies and ended all that
so today's the day huh?
>>61351676my balls are tingeling
Why is the vix so fucking high its impossible to make money on options like this
What's the indian unemployment looking like?Are their tech graduates suffering like us?
>>61350403Vegetarians have significantly smaller brains than people who eat naturally so it's not surprising, Indians have possibly the worst diet in the world.
>>61351676I've never seen a high stakes earnings report where they miss. The things are literally designed by the company as a low bar they can easily beat.
>>61351674Yeah that's a good reason to tell everyone you are going into war against China when US is easing up the tension with themAnyways I wonder why the markets aren't doing too well?
Next leg down wen
>vix futures are way downwhat does this signify for vix?
>>61351641>I dunno but tomorrow's NVDA earnings day is 100% this:it's 100% going to be more like this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m8_QLnRBFo
>>61351688Easily. And even the ones who aren't vegetarian only eat a few non-veg meals in a week. India is effectively 90% vegetarian.
>>61351753>he hasn't seen the bug gifs
After NVDA hopefully beats earnings can I have my profits back? Burry fucked off and admitted he was a faggot, and Trump says the economy is great who needs economic data that is nerd shit
>>61351688I thought drinking cow urine was very healthy?
>>61351765True, we cant read anyway.
>>61351765>NVDA hopefully beats earningsYou should realize the word "hopefully" says it all about what you know is going to happen.Bulls don't hope.Bear market has begun.
>>61350422Its funny how the perma mumus scream and yell that bobos never win. If permanent down isnt happening its somehow not a win? By that standard its not permanently going up always therefore mumus aee not winning eitherAnywho Im down a lot. Not a permamumu. I think they just spread fake sentiment desu
>>61350724Olive pizza with jalapenos. Umm check if they have baja blast>>61350937>blowoff topI hope so, I want to go 100% cash but i suspect the blowoff top already happened a few weeks back
>>61351173I was there recently, it used to come off as high end but now it was nasty, idk how they fell so hard. Walmart looks cleaner then them, Walmart!
Silver Tsunami$AG up over 4% pre market...Lets see iff its all gone by close.
Just noticed $500 I had in Wallgreens stock is now listed as CONTRA DAP RIGHTS, what the fuck is that?
>they are pumping nvda again for the exit liquidity
>>61350958How's your portfolio balanced?>>61351351What game is this?
so tired of this gay stock marketcompanies pretending to be hyped about some gay little chatbotsfuck this shit
>>61351837lol
I’m losing a tremendous amount of money in this correction
>ai bubble ai bubble ai bubble ai bubble ai bubble ai bubbleyou know its not gonna pop when everyone speaks about a bubble
>>61351871I entered the crypto market last week and the stock market yesterday. I am down 40$ on crypto and 2$ on stocks. Ngl, kind of a letdown. I'm keeping my 500 $ in tho.
>>61351905you choose the worst time to start
>>61351801WBA delisted from August.You are right to sell at 11.99
>>61351912>>61351801All stocks go to Zero eventually
>>61351690i guess, you'd have to be braindead to present information in a way that's not favorable for you
>>61351520who is that bald faggot?
>>61351912>>61351923WBA was paying me big dividents, and then a few months later went bankrupt what the fuck
>>61351801Hey Motherfucker's
>>61351928they got bought out, if you had shares they got auto bought. google when the buyout was finalized and then look up the transactions to make sure your brokerage paid you
reminder that NVDA is 1/3 on the past three earnings. It dumped 2 times and only pumped once.Gamble responsibly.
>>61351905>he boughted the tippy top
>Its after close Oh wow that’s super gay
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/O0q8BH_7nJk
>>61351953Nvidia is almost at the same exact price right now that It was before earnings last quarter
nook and cranny more like crook and tranny amirite chuddies
>>61351873CNBC is calling it a bubble every day nowwe're obviously still far from the actual top
>>61351871
VIXsisters it's over
>>61351989wtf does une pipe mean
>>61351837they be da futah
>didn't buy the dip in hoping for another dip>it pumps insteadfuck man
>>61351998Dead cat bounceWait even more for the dip
>>61351995
>>61351994VIX spike is overthe equity bottom is inHope you bought
>>61351998thanks for playing
>>61352005i'll buy 1 share of SOXL because that's all i can afford with my glorious nippon salary paid in JPY
There's people in this thread who bought PLUG for 3+ dollars
>>61351801humiliation ritual for crapto baggies
>>61352012Based
>>61351708in 2 more weeks
>>61351688eating manure doesn't help tbqh
>>61351108Target reported a significant miss this morning. :)
Is anyone buying Jesus AI at IPO today?
>>61351683Their tech graduates are working remotely for US companies making bank
>>61352029>inb4 partnership with openai
my body is a cage that prevents me from becoming one with the stock market death is the only way
>>61352044
How´s my little pogchamp doing?
>>61351150>This fag missed out on actual billions if NVDA misses.I don’t think he closed his short position, the firm liquidation news was reported weeks after it happened and weeks after his meme tweet. They’re separate unrelated events that broke news at close to the same time so people got confused.
>>61351624>What should be the official theme song for the 2026 depression?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PbH80hOcp4
>>61352040kek
>>61351682The VIX will collapse after close anonjust wait
>>61351676the day that nothing ever happens yes
>>61351368It’s a lot easier for a tornado or flood to destroy your investment than an entire financial instrument to be destroyed by a solar event that would essentially crash the species to medieval times anyway.
>>61351656insulting chinkna is based thoughbeitthe problem with her is that she wants to increase spending
>>61351911nta but every few years i get stressed financially and get back into retail investing i go up about 10% on my portfolio quickly, don’t sell, and crash over a brutal month losing 20-30% of starting investment, decide I can’t do this shit anymore and park my money in some dividend stock and forget about it for years until I need a windfallMy subconscious is using these cycles to remind me I am mortal and retarded and not to get too far out over my skis
>(((Summers)))Anymore fallout from the Epstein files?
>>61352084market doesnt care about that
>>61352084>>>/pol/
>>61351624https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
>>61352084trump sucking bill clinton's dick was a pretty shocking revelation albeit not a surprising one
>>61352101Trump exposed Bill Clinton as gay.Libtards in shambles.
>>61352064it's the beginning of crabbing season
>>613521044chan won
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>>61352104you lost tranny
>>61352101It would be very funny if all the Epstein shit ends up being just a smokescreen to cover gay parties where world leaders fuck and suck each other to establish relationships like bonobos.
>>61352119>reddit interprets the most common insult between men as an actual sex act that occurredGlad to hear democrats enthusiastically using implied homosexuality as a punchline once again however
>>61352123God I would love pictures
Why is tqqq doing a stock split... its not even that high
Quiet! Piggy!
>Premarket Status:UH OH BOBO!
>>61352165>Trillions for NVIDIA and pennies for Israel...
>he didn't buy NVDL when NVDA dipped to $180you can still make it if you buy now, anon
>>61352107Mel is pro Israel?
I’m capitulating on years of keto by stress eating a giant bagel sell everything
>>61352165Pumping before earnings is always sus and usually turns out bad
nvidia shitting the bed
VIXbros i'm thinking we're back
it has begun
Another great opportunity to short shit stock oklo today.
Ahhhh miners now or wait?It's driving me insane
>>61352193>Pumping before earnings is always sus and usually turns out badAnd this is a weak/cheap pump.SOMEbody out there has a pre-market sell pegged at $184.81...That means the pumpers will have to PAY to get it near $185...It's a chump-pump.They might be able to trap some FOMO retail retards into buying during the 5 minutes before the opening bell, but this shit is going to sell off HARD after the open....the bounce of the day might happen at $180 though, seems like they can afford that, so if this hits $185 at any time after the open I'm shorting big and holding overnight.Latest articles I see being put out by MSM have to do with "Murky NVDA Deals", "Saudi Dinners", and "How to Trade Using Technicals", so I think that's even more support that the big fellas know earnings is gonna suck.Good luck to all with their orders.
>>61352298Nah it could pump a lot more at open. Force put buyers out of their position for a low price. While call buyers get Europhoric and dumped on later
>>61352298bottom signal
is we gettin spy 7000 this year
Nigvidya bros where we at how we feelin'
MASSIVE DUMP HAPPENING RIGHT NOW (in my bathroom)
>>61352298Has the big boys cashed out on Nvidia yet, or we don't know? No one cares if rando day traders sell or buy.
>>61352339Then why is tmf down?Bonds go up when there's bad news
>>61352340Peter Thiel the famous homosexual sold.
>>61352335If nigvidia doesn't shit the bed maybe
>>61352342That was priced in This 4 hour goon session im planning for tonightAlready priced in
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>>61352314>Nah it could pump a lot more at open.I don't think that's likely because the Fed October Meeting minutes are going to be released at 1:00PM NYC time...And they're most likely not going to paint a pretty picture of US jobs and inflation, so the whole market will probably dump shortly after 1:00PM NYC time, and that will certainly take NVDA with it.If the pumpers wanted to get the better use from their dry powder, they'd wait to pump until right before the closing bell, that way it doesn't make a fat red candle in the "technicals" and instead might convince some people to buy at the beginning of tomorrow thinking that "it's a VALUE stock now and the technical setup is clearly basing..."suckers.
>>61352107You are posting paid content.
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>>61352340>Has the big boys cashed out on Nvidia yetNo, they haven't yet. The plan with market manipulators is always to sell on the decline, over a long enough period of time so you can really draw out as much cash from the people you spent so much time convincing.That's why expect a long bleed-out over all of 2026, for sure. Long expiration puts are the way to go, or, for the more adventurous, short it several times (there will be little bounces probably at $170, $150, $130, $115, and $100, but you have to be patient).I'm looking forward to hearing Wong's little speech and then how MSM will spin it.
>>61352347I think homos are better traders because dating men is de facto less stressful. I’m jealous
get ready for another GOOD day sisters!
>>61352347>Peter Thiel the famous homosexualthe whole of the US stock market is essentially propped up by 2 homosexuals (one of them adopted a poor kid with this homosexual partner)it just really puts things into perspective
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>>61352386I know a few early palantir and nvda investors. Yeah they made a shit ton of money. But its a cult now, I dont know how to put it any other way. I know these people and they werent degenerate gamblers before this. Only 1 guy is actually looking for the next opportunity. The rest are riding high on the past. I think this whole A.I. will eat a shit ton of retail investors, but thats really the only effect it will have on the market. Everyone else has figured it out long ago and is attempting to move on. Cant say the crash is priced in already so much as everyone with half a IQ point is already prepared for it. Again, unless you are a mildly retarded retailer trader.
>>61351316>He also literally cares about his patientsback to the shitting street, ranjeet
>>61350463>>61350469>>61351001Pic related.
>>61352360Lol bro said it wouldnt pump
>>61352619Rabbits are the same. If you give them leaves
