the time has come edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Jobs when it inevitably collapseshttps://jobs.mcdonalds.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61352407
>NVIDIA
MARKET SELL-OFF>Wall Street traders propelled equities up ahead of Nvidia's earnings, which have prompted worries about whether its sales will justify billions of dollars spent on AI.
I've been in cash for like 2 fucking weeks, and I am contemplating hitting the buy button, should I buy now, or is this a situation if I buy now I'll pay for it later boss?
Oh, you poor kids. You have no idea what's coming.
I can't take it anymore bros
>>61354845Based
>extreme fear in the air>fed minutes coming up>NVDA earnings>high vix>bobos from plebbit to stocktwits jubilantThis is gearing up for a bareback breeding of bears, and you’d like that, wouldn’t you? Slut.
>nVidia
>>61354909I have a pretty good idea what's coming from how much my balls have been aching all month
We will dump do hardProblem is i am already deeeeep redWhat doBuy some shorts to hedge a bit at least?
You realize nothing you buy will have better returns than Pokemon cards, right?
>>61354950I STILL HAVE POKEMON CARDS FROM OVER 20 YEARS AGO AND THEY ARE HARDLY WORTH SHITI EVEN GOT A CHARIZARD AND SHIT
>>61354942Dont look at itClean your room, bathroom too. Remove the ice from the fridge surfacesShave your neck, message 4 buddies and ask whats upCall mom and dad and say you remembered that one happy memory and you wanted to tell them
the fed is fuckign dumb as shitwe need to start printing money rndeflation coming Q3 2026but fucking retard nigger conservative economics once againall austrian eocnomists, liberterians, and conservative economists need to die
https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/files/fomcminutes20251029.pdf>“Effective October 30, 2025, the Federal Open Market Committee directs the Desk to:>• Undertake open market operations as necessary to maintain the federal funds rate in a target range of 3¾ to 4 percent.NO RATE CUTSELL EVERYTHING
I am financially horny and lonely
Any skifags itt? Ski season is starting slow this year in Utah :(
>>61354918>high vixsemi erect at best
I DONT SKI ONLY SKEET
NVIDIA is going to save my bags
>>61354845whoah speaking of doordash, the other day i had my sloppa delivered by a blonde girl with big titties in her young 20s. how should i interpret such a signal? it seems bearish that she would be working such a job instead of a brown immigrant, but at the same time a contrarian read would be bullish on morals since she's not doing porn instead. i mean she could be doing both i guess, but could this signal a turning of the tides? if young people are deciding against selling their holes on the internet and instead doing real labor, this could be the beginnings of a great generation
So how are y'all doing financially? Got an IRA? Emergency fund? Crippling debt?
>>61354995i can no even wear ski boots anymore due to a foot injury. i assume slow start here in alberta as well due to very little precipitation, snow or otherwise this fall.
Stimmy check status update?
>>61354991
ALL MONEY DECIMATED
>>61355013>Crippling debt?It's called STRATEGIC LEVERAGE, thanks.
>>61354991c'mon jewrome, give us a surprise hike. pull out the rug from beneath this whole gay and semitic system. be the caesar that trump is too pussy to manifest
>>61355023there will be no stimulus and no extra food stamps
>>61355023Dreamin'
>>61355013Honestly fine, but also financially bored.
>>61354991priced in
>>61354978They must be in bad condition. I don't see how that's possible.
>>61355013IRA, about a year's expenses in savings (or immediately pay off my car), plus 2 years liquidity in taxable investments
Where is the nigger powell anon we need him now more than ever
we need 0dte options on 3x leveraged symbols
Total collapse is already priced in, it's only up from here
>>61355013Fine desu, as annoying as the recent dump is I'm still massively up on the year
>>61354907>should I buy immediately before the largest market cap, most hyped, shovel seller earningssounds like a great plan boss
>>61355063PSA GRADING IS A SCAM, NOBODY WANTS POKEMON CARDSTHE ONLY PEOPLE INTERESTED IN POKEMON CARDS ARE FLIPPERS SELLING TO OTHER FLIPPERSITS A FAKE GAY SCAM MARKET MUCH LIKE MOST OTHER RETRO SHIT
>>61355072This anon knows how to have fun.
>>61355072THAT WOULDNT BE USEFUL, THEY WOULDNT TRADEYOU CAN ONLY TRADE SPY AND QQQ THATS IT FOR THE ENTIRE MARKET
oh great the all caps jeet is back
nvda please go up
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCK BENCHOD BLODDY FUCK
>>61355013Not too bad, but could definitely be better.
>>61355063how much will you give me for a complete first edition set ungraded.
>>61355136https://www.tampermonkey.net/https://pastebin.com/SQHn9NAi
Is MGPI gonna make it?
>>61355013based on what I read online better than most people but it somehow still feels like its not enough
I just paid $11 and some change to Starbucks for a medium green tea and grilled cheese. The grilled cheese was good and the green tea alleviates my raw throat. The cute barista waved to me when I arrived and before I left, I feel better after this, I feel good after a relatively drab week so far. So yeah I think the pricetag was worth it.
Why are the markets so afraid of the golden age?
Breaking: Nvidia pushes back earnings report by 10 days citing accounting errors
>BREAKING: Jerome Powell, head of the federal reserve, found dead of an apparent overdose at age 57.
>>61355076the collapse is inverted, jacob's ladder is a V. the ascent can only begin once we are at rock bottom, and every step we make towards hell is a new ATH
Bears are too excited and need a good dicking.
>>61355136OH HELLO SARRRRRRRRRR YOU FUCKING BLOODY MADARCHOD INDIA #1 WE BUILD SPACE ROCKET FUELED BY HOLY COW METHANE POOJA RITUEL BLESSED YOU FUCKING YT BOIS CANNOT COMPETE WITH BIC YOU STUPID PASTY MADARCHODSTHE SPY WILL PUMP TO FUCK AND I WILL BE RICHEST GUPTA IN ALL UTTAR PRADESH YOU WILL SEE I WILL REDEEM THE CALL AND YOU WILL DO THE NEEDFUL AND DROWN IN LAKE OF GANESH PISS PRAISE VISHNU BLOODY
>>61355181GOD I want a weirdo barista gf
>>61355217he's in his 70s
just loaded up on NVDA. see you tomorrow @200.
>BREAKING: Trump announces new Federal holiday for 20th of November celebrating Trans achievements>"I always knew deep down inside that I was a real woman" said Donaldina Trump
>>61355217>57lmao retarded zoomer thinks 57 is old
>>61355149Damn, son, if they're all in great condition that's worth like 100 shares of NVDA.
Computer holding Excel sheet of Nvidia's Q3 earning exploded. Earnings are permanently and completely destroyed. No backups.
>>61355256anything over 25 is old
>>61355259and where do you find people to buy these?
>>61355274Truthnuke.29 here. Its just not the same anymore
>>61355170What a depressing chart. I owned that stock years ago, when it was... considerably more valuable.
BREAKING: Venezuela sinks aircraft carrier USS Gerald R. Fordhttps://www.der-postillon.com/2025/11/drogen-boot.html
>see today's gains crawling out of the red>think that NVDA is going back down and my puts are reviving>it's actually just SGBX going fucking wild for literally no reasonwhat the fuck is going on with this thing
when jensen was in korea he told the audience to hold up their phones showing their nvidia investments. Why would he pull a move like this unless earnings and guidance are insane?
>>61355287Bourbon must be really struggling
>>61355274>>61355286there's people who realize the world is built and made for the 16-25 age rangeand then there's those who just fall behindkeep up or get left behind, it's a young people's game, and it always will be, because time is the most valuable asset on earth
QRD on whats driving markets rn?
>>61355298He's keeping the poor baggies in mind, praying for them even
>>61355305there is no driver we are in uncharted territory with no captain.
>>61355282For an ungraded set, eBay. If you get it graded, Heritage Auctions or Fanatics Collect.
>>61355298NVIDIAS PRODUCTION CAPACITY IS KNOWNTHEY CANT SELL MORE THAN WHAT THEY MAKEFUTURE GROWTH IS ALREADY PRICED INNVIDIA ISNT GROWING FAST ENOUGH TO WARRANT THE CURRENT VALUATIONITS THAT SIMPLE. FEEL FREE TO USE FACTS AND LOGIC TO SHOW OTHERWISE
>>61355286Eh it’s just shifted a bit
>>61355300Apparently zoomers don't drink. What's wrong with them?
>META board of directors disbands, press release cites 'deep rift' among executives.Fucking hell it's SO over
>>61355314yea I'm not grading shit or paying eBay fees.
>>61355320large whales like Soft Bank and peter thiel are OUT. that means that the price would be easier to move upward
>>61355305Toonces
Is Etherium over?
>>61355334kek meta baggies
Anyone hold war stocks? Media is pushing Ukraine-Russia war end but reading between the lines it looks like a Russian and American shook hands and no one in Europe or Ukraine gives a fuck.
>>61355344THEY SELL ON THE WAY UP USING BAGGIES AS LIQUIDITYALL THE MACHINES HAVE TO DO IS PULL THE BIDS AND ITS OVER
>>61355339Understandable. You could avoid fees with Facebook, but it would only work if you could trust the buyer. Friends and family or something.
IT'S THE MACHIIIIIIIIIINES
>>61355358Yes, and they've been very flat. Almost as if they're waiting for something...
>>61355334Fake but I identify as this being true.
Imagine what Jensen will be signing after this afternoon's earnings.
>>61355378me with the Yankees hat
>>61355364what am I missing. they look like the go for about $200 on eBay.
>>61355358Rheinmetall is a classic here. Easy to make money on EUROPEDOS moves.
>>61355378I wish Steve was alive..
How long do I keep my short open on pltr with an exp of 1/16 I boughted puts
>>61355358>but reading between the lines it looks like a Russian and American shook hands and no one in Europe or Ukraine gives a fuck.This is like the, what, eight time they do this and it hasn't meant anything the last times they did it.
>>61355332The smoke hella pot instead
>>61355039Caesar was a fictional character (played by a woman) like Trump, the entire Caesar story arc was just:>two more weeks and we'll pay you legionaries!>ohnoes Julius is dead! no payment for you :^)
cannot wait for sydney and tokyo to open so actual traders can participate in this dead nigger baby of a market
>>61355393$200 for a complete set?https://ebay.us/m/OASXy9
>>61355398Steve Irwin? Me too.
HOW DO I ASK JENSON WANG A QUESTION IN THE CONFERENCE CALLI WNAT TO ASK HIM WHY I CANT RUN THE LATEST VIDEOGAMES AT 180FPS IN 4K AND WHY THE LAST 3 GENERATIONS OF NVIDIA CARDS HAVE NO REAL IMPROVEMENTS TO BE FOUND
>>61355477It doesnt matter how good the GPU is if the devs can't optimize games.
I think I'm goign to make a whole tube of cinnamon rolls to get me prepared for the NVDA earnings
>>61355469idk there were a lot of sets for a lot less than that.
>>61355477Cant you simply use 2 or 3 graphic cards parallel?I have no idea of computers and think that tech shit like linux is only for trannies
>>61355477You have to settle for emailing their investor relations team. They only take questions from institutional investors on the call.
Single digit market fear soon?
KEK BITCOINKEK MSTRKEK SAYLOR
Opened 3x NASDAQ shorts, let's make some fudking pants!
>>61355508When niggervidia misses all hell breaks loose.
>>61355518It's already priced in.
>>61355023redeemered
Buying btc right here, ride it to 175k, then sell. Easy dubs.
>>61355505OF COURSE, IMAGINE IF PEOPLE WERE ABLE TO ASK REAL QUESTIONS ABOUT THEIR FAKE AND GAY CHIPS
>>61355529CRASHES HAPPEN AT LOWS BEWARE BUTTCOIN SLURPERTHAT SHITS GOING BACK DOWN TO SUB 20K EOY
>>61355518>missesThey're going to beat bigly, but still sell off hard, just so everyone is crying WHA HAPPEN???
>>61355539Nah, they're going to beat THEN move up. Thiel and SoftBank MUST SUFFAH.
if you prepare for every possible outcome(NVDA), you cannot lose
Earnings watch party where?
institutional investors are a cowardly bunch. After nvda earning they'll flock back in because they can't handle the heat
Shouldn't everyone be rushing into bonds? Bond prices are just... okay.
>>61355536Look at this poll and witness just how many are bearish.It's comical. Just buy.
>>61355560In my house, but you have to bring beer and some crystal meth
>>61355568Blue Sky and Blue Moon, I dig it
Dubs and NVDA crashes the mkt>>61355511>>61355529Kek
>BREAKING: The Bureau of Labor Statistics said Wednesday it will not release a full U.S. jobs report for the month of October, following the longest federal government shutdown in the history of the country.>Federal reserve chairman Powell said that according to president Trump everything is fine, and in the absence of other data, he was taking his word for it. So it is appriopriate to maintain the current stance and not change the federal funds rate until data is available that indicates otherwise.
>>61355581>according to president Trump everything is finehmmm
Its truely over isnt itToo bad its not caused by orange nigger this time
>>61355564Reminder GME bought half a $billion bitcoin at $108837 They went into debt to lose money
NVDA fake pump?
>>61355581Lol. Trump must be seething at that comment. Powell is going to find himself suicided with two shots to the back of the head soon.
We will repump the whole dump and go higher on earnings
Friendship ended with buttcoinNow NVDA is my new best friend
>>61355470Fucking hell dude… he never did anyone wrong man
lmao they're PUMPING
>>61355564NAME ONE REASON WHY ANYONE SHOULD OWN BITCOIN AT 90 THOUSAND US DOLLARS PER DIGITAL FAKE COIN THAT ISNT USEFUL FOR ANYTHINGILL WAIT
>>61355609With this sediment? Everyone hopes their bags pump back and waits for shit vidiaIt’s over I will go from -20% to -40% red
>>61355564>BTC down almost 9% YTDI know cryptotards love shitcoin-esque highs and lows but I think the days of BTC having massive swings just won't happen anymore
>>61355581>Powell said that according to president Trump everything is fine, and in the absence of other data, he was taking his word for it. That can be true.Don't they have some job report made by chipotle or doritos extra flaming hot?
It's happening, I'm pumping.
>Most things I have pumpingOh lawd either this is the end of the bear market or the last gasp of the bulls
>>61355581>>Federal reserve chairman Powell said that according to president Trump everything is fine, and in the absence of other data, he was taking his word for it. So it is appriopriate to maintain the current stance and not change the federal funds rate until data is available that indicates otherwise.KEK!!!
Nvidia is setting us up for a giant rugpull isn't it
>>61355625I think they are using ADP's stock value as a proxy for the job report. Lower employment = less business for the payroll processor. >it's down -10% this month
>>61355648more like a slaughter, all the retail piggies are there oinking
>>61355581>according to president Trump everything is fine
>>61355632Don’t do it. Don’t pump don’t pump.
>>61355648So many seem to hope it'll resume the bull marketso yeah probably. Maybe it'll cause a temporary pump, I just want to reduce my big loss and go cash
>>61355581>>Federal reserve chairman Powell said that according to president Trump everything is fine, and in the absence of other data, he was taking his word for it. So it is appriopriate to maintain the current stance and not change the federal funds rate until data is available that indicates otherwise.Is this a real comment?
>>61355581Smooth sailing
Anything except fag 7 is dyingWhen will the other dhit pump again?
>>61355581>Federal reserve chairman Powell said that according to president Trump everything is fine, and in the absence of other data, he was taking his word for it. So it is appriopriate to maintain the current stance and not change the federal funds rate until data is available that indicates otherwise.kek no way this is real
>>61355673No, it's fake and gay. The real Powell would never mention Trump directly, that's a no-no.
>>61355666POWELL IS SCARED HIS LEGACY WILL BE STAINED WITH BULLSHIT SO HE JUST FIRMLY PUT IT ALL ON DONALD DUMPSMART PLAY JEROME SMART PLAY
>>61355682Based and Moskva truthpilled
>>61355669I'VE CLIMAXED
>bought the high, not the dipfml
>>61355682that's a nice render. Moskva is still sailing under its own steam.
IM LOOKING AT SEXY WEBMS ON GIF AND FINNA NUT SOON
>>61355706Repent and restart the timer. Once you get to day 3 it gets easier, I’m rooting for you.
AAAAAAAAAA DO BUY PUTS OR NOT
My GTX 1080 can still play modern AAA games, very bearish
a helicopter just flew over my house!Is there something going on? an emergency?what could it mean for for NVDA?
If you guys are playing NVDA earnings I hope you're just fucking with QQQ or NDX because it's way cheaper and there's no fucking way an index that's like 15% NVDA doesn't move with it.
>>61355731but why would you? they're all bad
Ibit posted its largest ever outflow in history
NVDA max pain for this month is $180. Boring.
the line goes up
>NVIDIA MISSES EARNING BY 0,5-1%, not much, but enough What realistically would happen?
>>61355751>history
>>61355749I'm all of the above. 95% SPY and 4% NVDA (and 1% short on something unrelated)
>>61355750>can play>not does play:^)
>>61355754It will dump either wayWe are all fuckedWe will all lose our gains and everyone will be in loss in 30 minutes
>>61355754Just a blip on the march to 300 dollars per.
>>61355754Guidance makes the outcome
>>61355753>still uses line graphsfucking rookie.
How do I reverse cope? Is it even possible?
>>61355737Long TXT.
>>61354812>24 billion shares float>Half a trillion dollars needed to go from 180 to 224 a share The days of Hulk candle NVDA post earnings are a thing of the past
EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UPJAPAN CARRY TRADE UNWIND IS FUCKING GOING FULL SEND AT 88 GIGANIGGAPARSECS!!!!!
>>61355776Inverse ETFs
>>61355754absolute dump and panic
>>61355773Jacketman stumping for guidance before the call wasn't a good sign.
>All this doom and gloom>S&P is up almost an entire percent for the dayC'mon guys, really?
>>61355754Gigapump, we just priced in the CEO getting luigied for the lolz
Why do companies even bother with earning? Stocks only ever dump because of them
>>61355072Trading options on 3x leveraged stocks is dumb. The leverage is already priced in to the cost of the premium, so you don't actually get more free leverage, and it ends up just being a wash in comparison to normal options.
>>61355790>the end is neighRETARD, POST IGNOREDGRAPH IS FAKE AND GAY, NOT VERIFIABLE ANYWHERE
Lol dumb bitch at cnbc called nvidia's earnings the "AI state of the union"
>>61355801When the real crash comes (%70+), a lot of people are going to unironically an hero.
>>61355819NOT ONLY THAT BUT THE OPTIONS ARE MUCH LESS LIQUID SO YOU GET TO LOSE EVEN MORE MONEY DUE TO THE SPREAD AND BAD FILLSONLY TRADE THE MOST LIQUID OF THE LIQUID WHICH IS SPY AND QQQ AND
>>61355817Trump tried to abolish them. We should only have tarot cards reading imo.
>>61355801far more exists than the S&P
>>61355817My google and amazon stocks pumped after earnings desu
>>61355723Actually I'm edging into close.
What if companies just start doing vibe earnings instead of actual earnings reports
>>61355853bye bye 2 ur moni
Where is tarot readings anon anyway? He had a good gimmick going but quit before it got hot.
The stock market is one company
August 2023
>>61355841I mean is she wrong
>>61355873MARKETS VIBE CRASH
>>61355879THIS MENTALITY IS WRONG AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN WRONGIF THERES A BIG MOVE, IT WAS ALREADY GOING TO HAPPEN, THEY JUST USE THE EARNINGS LIQUIDITY TO MOVE MONEY IN OR OUT
>niggervidea turbodumps into close againWorst stock ever
Cometh, the Vibe Economy.
>>61355874Ligma
>>61355891YOU ARE LITERALLY MAD YOU DIDNT BUY IT 2 YEARS AGO OR 10 YEARS AGO OR 20 YEARS AGOTHERES NOBODY ON THIS PLANET THAT HATES NVIDIAS CURRENT STOCK PRICE EXCEPT RETARDS THAT MISSED THE RUNUP
>>61355790>dollar is up against the yenAlso wouldn't unwinding increase dollar liquidity as it means the yen is becoming scarce, the opposite of that is the dollar becoming less scarce and therefore more liquid.
>>61355782I just need SPY to do like a 6% increase in the next week or two to have my portfolio secure for the next year.
Buy SQQQ?
>>61355898say bye bye itll make you feel better
You gotta admit it would be a bit funny to see the whole thing collapse
I've hesitant to buy puts all day and I'm going to regret it i just know
Here comes the patented NVDA rugpull technology. A rerun of an old episode
>>61355920If you enjoy human misery maybe.
>>61355914Buy 500 shares of SOXL and 500 shares of SOXS
>>61354812>this pump on nvidiait will dump after earnings to rape retail, whether it beats or not
I've had 4 white monsters today already.
>>61355930A bit funny.
I'm jacked in
>>61355915Your little bootyhole Wil get reamed slutty bear.
>>61355939Careful before your heart asplodes anon
NVDA will moon. Check these digits.
Got my cup of tea ready
>>61355941About as funny as that webm of the Indian guy breaking that dudes arm with a stick to steal his phone. Which is to say yeah a little funny.
gay nigger market why is it closing green
>>61355920Something else would just take Nvidia's place. Hell, Musk would probably step out and announce he's investing his trillion package into a new semi company. Tesla would pump, and SPY would end 0.27% up.
>>61355962No digits found. Bears are in control
why does it feel like the world is going down
>>61355962SELL IT ALL ITS OVVEEEERRRRR AAAHGHGHGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>61355913Maybe off data in December but I see the low being 645-650, then a dull crawl upward
NVDA is going to RIP check THESE digits
>>61355981This is all just a mild hell unless you're a roastie in which case you can just live an easy life on auto-pilot.
>>61355989Fail, again. Prepare your anus.
This nigvidia bubble is going to burst like a fucking water ballon. Maybe not this year, but companies cannot keep up buying new chips every fucking year, they can’t even capex depreciation the chips from 3 years ago and companies aren’t going to be able spending $500 billion on new chips every 12-18 months.
>>61355939All jacked up and good to go
CRASH CONFIRMED
>>61355963You're an absolute maniac. You'll spill it. Or spit it out in surprise.
Puts at the ready, bobobros?
WTF WAS THAT
Really hope I don't regret selling it right now at +3%
>>61356000Trips of truth
>>61356004IM ALL CASH, I DONT FUCK WITH OVERNIGHT RISKI DONT FUCK WITH EARNINGS RISKI JUST TAKE NICE EASY DAYTRADES DURING THE DAY
It can't keep going up. It just can't! Things need to have real value!
>>61356005That would be an amazing "ding ding ding" reply.
Reports of ongoing Bogdanoff activity, worth monitoring.
It is so over, I can feel it in my anus...
>>61356004I just want the quantum shit to go down but it just follows the market
Just seen the nvidia numbers. It’s not good for you
I'M SO NERVOUS
Just seen the nvidia numbers. It’s good for you
what are you streaming?cnbc?
i'm scare bros hold me
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!Midweek check-in!?!?
11/2025/19 the day the market reversed for good
>>61356031YOUVE STILL GOT 20 MINUTES TO JACK OFF AND COME BACK REFRESHED
RECESSION BEGINS NOWTHANKS FOR PLAYINGNO CRYING IN THE CASINO
>>61356038I'm probably about to lose absolutely everything if my track record of always betting wrong on earnings reports stays 100% rate of failure
>>61356038Today: +0.32%This Week: -3.17%This Month: -11.43%This Year: -40.36%but i guess we'll really see soon
>>61356038+3.1% NOT THE BEST DAY HELD SOME LOSERS FOR TOO LONG BUT MANAGED TO RECOVER
>>61356042I'M EDGING UNTIL THE BALLSTOMPING HURT ME DADDY HUANG
>>61356038Shouldve sold the morning pump
>>61356038how today went is entirely dependent on NVIDIA UPDATING THEIR FUCKING WEBSITE ALREADY
>>61356016>Things need to have real value!Ha ha ha. I used to think like you.
>>61356038+1.01%Not thrilled, but I'll take it
sell sell sell
IT'S SO HUMAIN
JENSEN HUANG JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!
>>61356038-.83%Not checking the weekly
JENSON WANGG
Insider hereJust saw the numbersI'm driving into the lake
>>61356054>dude I’m a cuck I’m a beta I’m a wimp! Cherdleyz needs to move on to something new
>>61356038-1%. SPY shouldn't have closed green today, that was BULLSHIT. Holding my short overnight and selling at premarket if we gap -10% down.
>Elon Musk>@elonmusk>The most likely outcome is that AI and robots make everyone wealthy. In fact, far wealthier than the richest person on Earth >By this, I mean that people will have access to everything from medical care that is superhuman to games that are far more fun that what exists today.
The waiting is wonderfully stressful
>>61355568No hookers?
WHEN DO THEY POOOOOOOOOOOOOST
>>61355983Then I may be fucked.
>>61356076They all pay him for free advertising, he'll never stop so long as he gets views.
>>61356083how
>>61356076YOU GOTTA BE A REAL TOUGH GUY TO CUM FROM GETTING YOUR BALLS STOMPED BROTHER
I would be a lot more confident about the NVDA earnings if it was flat today. The pump seems like a scam.
>>61356038>0%nothing ever happens the day
see you all on the other side!
GIVE US YOUR JACKET JENSEEEEEEEN
>>6135608220 min after closing. 14 more minutes.
this is it, the future of the world economy depends on a video game and ai-slop company
>>61356083>Bent the overhead fan away and still had enough force to embed itself into what looks like cement(?) roofJesus Christ, that thing would have cleaved a human in two.
Are they gonna dump the data?
>>61356078GIVE ME A DOZEN 4 FOOT TALL ROBOT SEX SLAVES OR FUCK OFF
>>61356038eheh, pi
>>61356101Just say cunnybot.
>>61356089Looks like an old style pressure cooker. They fucked up and let it get too pressurized and it likely didn't have an relief valve. Top blew off.
what if insiders knew it is going to dump so they sold which is why it dumped?
>>61356038-0.2% Did no trades today
>>61356086We must bring back the concept of selling out, this is a disaster for the society
>>61356097lol
The GLOO IPO was totally overshadowed by today. Looks like nothing happened with it
>>61356108Ive heard those explode but I had no idea it was that bad
>cnbc roasty is fully invested and is bullsh on the marketSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>>61355527>the real $2000 was the friends we made
>>61356107don't call it that or the feminazis will never let it happen
>>61356110the two dumps in the middle of the day were smart money getting the fuck out ahead of earnings volatility. the pumps were bull traps to capture as much dumb money as possible
>>61356105>>61356105
>>61356126The biggest signal since 1 hour ago
>>61356113Same too scared to bet anything I already went from 12800$ to 11k betting on OPEN using options and they stole my money by doing this retarded warrants thing also every single bad housing statistic possible came out so I wasn't in the mood to go back out of baby five figures. I don't know if I can get my gamblers spirit back again, I dream of just spending it on Christmas presents and expensive dinners and stuff. When you lose 1800 (as a poor person) you go what is life fucking about?
>>61356131Do you actually believe that women will allow the sale of sexbots which would take away all of their power?
Michael Burry is shorting NVDA.Why do you think you can predict the market better than him?
here's the top ETF fund flows for the day.NVDG getting a 24% boost
>>61356108>>61356125I used one one time to make some spaghetti faster and I had no idea how to use a pressure cooker. I let the pressure build up to much and the little weight thing that sat on the pressure release hole flipped off and steam was coming out. I thought that meant it was done and I cracked the lid and that thing exploded like a bomb throwing boiling water with olive oil and spaghetti everywhere. I burned the hell out of my hand and realized those are nothing to play with and never used one again.
>>61356153Burry is smart and full time enough that he can blunt the cost of Put Leaps by playing the upside with futures and calls.I can't do that. Servicing puts like that is a full time job.
>>61356038+1.08% today+52% since last weekComfy times. I didn't do anything crazy today, not messing with earnings.
>>61356166Its much easier to use the automated pressure cookers (like an InstaPot) these days. They take care of the heating and cooling process for you, and come with pressure relief valves.
I'll just leave this here.In other News, Micron Technology still has a PEG of about .2. You do the math anon.
>>61356202>+52% since last weekOkay, you gotta tell us how.
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>>61356038WTFWT +$134.14 (+2.75%)Down 8.48% on SNDK (basically for the week)
>>61356005Youre a stud fella
>back to 200neat
>>61355294goddamn it, this is the third time Gerald Ford got sunk!
>>61355358nothing-burger, buy the MIC dip.
