AI State of the Union edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Jobs when it inevitably collapseshttps://jobs.mcdonalds.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61354812
MARKET SELL-OFF>Wall Street traders propelled equities up ahead of Nvidia's earnings, which have prompted worries about whether its sales will justify billions of dollars spent on AI.
>>61356114>whether its sales will justify billions of dollars spent on AIthis thought doesn't make sense thoNvidia selling shit doesn't "cause" AI. It's the opposite.
10 minutes until NVDA.
>>61356105Jensen getting a nice touch of boob
>>61356142It'll be gray.
>>61356129Nah, think of it like this:In this AI gold rush, nvidia is selling pickaxes. If the pickaxe seller is seeing a drop in sales expectations then maybe there isn't that much gold after all, and investors don't like the thought of that
>>61356142enough time to masterbait
Nothing ever happens
AN NVIDIA GPU JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>61356142Why dont they release it already?What are we gonna do in those 10 minutes?
What if Nvidia bought all of the bitcoins?
We're all gonna die
The fact that the entire world is on edge for the earnings of some GPU company is proof that we're in a bubble.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nitTS2o1etUthey're doing this to the market tomorrow
>>61356155This guy sells straddles.
>>61356165Nature is ghastly
Just got off the phone with my broker, it's going haywire.
>>61356156It's sales don't "justify spending on AI". It'd be productivity boosts or money being made by the companies doing the capex, that's what would justify the spending.My point is it's not a logical thought, it's ESL jargon.
1.21 eps.
>>61356172Do you know how much porn chat and pictures are being generated these days, if you haven’t used the chats yet I’m telling you they’re pretty fucking good
If the government isn't posting it's economic data, why should Nvidia?
>>61356142where is the link?
>>613561851.23
I hate technology, it destroyed my life
>>61356108>>61356125I used one one time to make some spaghetti faster and I had no idea how to use a pressure cooker. I let the pressure build up to much and the little weight thing that sat on the pressure release hole flipped off and steam was coming out. I thought that meant it was done and I cracked the lid and that thing exploded like a bomb throwing boiling water with olive oil and spaghetti everywhere. I burned the hell out of my hand and realized those are nothing to play with and never used one again…
>>61356180henpecked to deaththe founding fathers warned us what would happen if we let women vote
>>61356188>porn chat and picturesI don't know what you're talking about.
>>61356178The only thing I straddle is your mom
>>61356197AI usage
palo alto dumped 5%Prepare your anus
At what time is the earnings?
>>61356188the chats get kind of boring tho the ai has poor memory and isn't creativeor uhh so i hear
The votes…they’re in.
>>61356205Four minutes
>>613562054:23 my app says.
>>61356188I still don't get people who use a chat to get off. ERP or whatever is just reading and writing while jerking off... Why combine jerking it with what is effectively school? Gonna do some fucking arithmetic too while you're at it?
>>61356038 #+1.08% today.+52% since last week.Comfy times. I didn't do anything crazy today, not messing with earnings. I'l wait until the market isn't schizophrenic to get back in the ring
Anyone know any good nsfw models? I've found QWEN recently, but it just generates the same pair of silky smooth small tits on everything.
NVDA is gonna NOTHING EVER HAPPENS check THESE digits
>>61356204The city of Palo Alto... turn off your lights, tuck in your kids, its time for bed.
>>61356225It's gonna be brootal
HIT OR MISS
>>61356183It's worded poorly, I agree, but the point is that if even the company who is selling the millions in chips to data centers isn't getting a return then who would? Nvidia is also returning quite a bit of money into AI so it's not like they're sitting on the incoming revenue either
>>61356204Doesn't mean anything yet. A companies have had a brief AH earnings dump before pumping back up a little later (e.g., RDDT).
>>61356192https://investor.nvidia.com/financial-info/quarterly-results/default.aspx
Just shorted nuhvidya at 187.25 dollarsFull port pretty much as collateral. Liquidated if it hits 190What am I in for
1 minutes
>>61356224Apparently the big thing all the rage right now is Grok Spicy if you go on /gif/ they'll help you get started, if you know the tricks you can get pretty crazy.
SURELY THE RAM PRICES WILL DECREASE NOW SO I CAN FINISH MY BUILD
aAAAAAAAAAAAAH OOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOAHHAAAH
/v/ herewhat's your current game bros?
please god I need this so bad
>>61356213BRACE LADS
>>61356243wtf is this real?
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP
I KNOW IT'S OVERSTILL I CLINGI DON'T KNOW WHERE ELSE I CAN GO
>>61356243lmao typical soviet engineering
>>61356243This is the sort of kino we need to have NVDA pump for
>>61356242Kingdom Come 2
WHAT WAS THAT
500% BEAT
WHERE IS IT
big dildowe're saved!>>61356242Civ 5
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Uh... did the word get out?
OHH GOD IT PUMPS
nvda implied move is $12.80
BOBO BTFO
HOLY FUCK THEY BEAT EVERY EXPECTATION A THOUSANDFOLD
>just barely beats expectationsOWIE ZOWIE
I guess the stock market lives another day
>>61356188That's not a sustainable business model at all, it only goes up to a certain point and we're already starting to see extreme diminishing returns. Plus anyone can generate a video or images with a pretty basic rig at this point, you don't need a multi-billion dollar company to do it for you
WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT
>>61356256LINE GO UPLIINE GOOOOO UUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP
IT'S UP
BEARS RUINED
>>61356235
WOWOWOWOWOW WE ARE SAVED
>slight beatThat's not good
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>61356242Warcraft Reborn on AscensionCurrently doing endgame PVP before getting into raids
im gonna kms
IMAGINE HOLDING ANY OPTIONS RIGHT NOW, LMAO
Fake and gay!
I'll get you next quarter, mumu
Another quarter survived
>>61356270You didn't expect anything else? Gives money to OpenAi and gets it back and on and on. Will be red tomorrow anyway.
>NVDA Q3 Adj EPS came in at $1.30 vs $1.25 est, up 60.49% YoY from $0.81. Revenue hit $57.006B vs $54.880B est, up 62.49% YoY from $35.082B.
https://nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/nvidia-announces-financial-results-for-third-quarter-fiscal-2026Hm, nice
To think I almost sold my calls for a measly $500 today.
YES WELL DONE WELL DONEHOWEVER
It won’t be today but people are going to blame Jensen for talking up his stock in this earnings report and will blame him for the downfall of the global economy 6 months from now.
>>61356291bobo is a woman because bobo never gets to cum
>>61356235Rope status?
OOOOOOOOOOO MY BASTERDS
>>61356297ROFL YOUR CALLS WILL BE RED TOMORROW FROM THE VOL CRUSH YOU IDIOT
TO THE MOOOONNNooooooooooOoooo
>>61356242Playing bloodborne on pc right now but stealth games are king overall
>beat by 3%haha time for ridiculous optimism to tide us for another quarter
>bears
>>61356242Brown tomboy simulator because I can't afford a modern gpu.
>>61356217If I want to do arithmetic while jerking off there's already JRPGs, hopefully they combine them though
>Just beat estimates after you give them hundreds of billions so they buy your shit>Most of those orders are from OpenAIOof
This shit's still overvalued for 3%
OH NO NO NO NO
>>61356291I LOOK LIKE THIS BUT IM TRANS IF THAT MATTERS
>>61356303My calls are deep ITM, anon.
Still dont see the data in their website
>>61356276WTF DID NVIDIA DO THAT? WHAT'S THE SAUCE?
>>61356217Damn we got some real boomers in here
Tomorrow is a puts at open day lmao
>only beat by 3%LmaoRed Tomorrow
3.46% eps beatRuined by the end of the week, better results have tanked harder this season and this feeds the slowdown fire
>>61356317Exactly I’ll give you $1 to buy $1.50 candy bar from me. There’s a reason this Ponzi scheme of circular credit/buying is not a good idea.
>>61356323do you have a tiny hairless feminine penis?
Now that the dust has settled, what was all that noise about? Something with bubbles and bears?
I'm surprised people didn't think this would happen. On the pyramid scheme that is the AI bubble NVDA is on the bottom. Everything else would have to miss earnings first
Digestion!
>>61356235Hedging or betting against nvidia going up is just as retarded as the Aztecs hedging against the sun coming up every morning by ritualistically sacrificing one of their people.
>>61356171Man is losing it, he is losing his coolthere is nothing but couple of bears running around out there we gotta take them down
>>61356297Congrats anon, I feel like I am waving good bye to my kids called being Rich and Independent going to college. Glad anyone else profited from Nvidia. Man we were all in a weird funk there huh lol
>>61356348Top signal
>>61356348market more or less at the top. everything is over valued
>>61356235You don't happen to work for Softbank do you?
>>613563482 more years (20% ironic)
Not so fast, Mumu. Aren't you forgetting about someone?
>>61356327https://nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/nvidia-announces-financial-results-for-third-quarter-fiscal-2026https://investor.nvidia.com/financial-info/sec-filings/sec-filings-details/default.aspx?FilingId=18938706
>>61356268>3%Holy LIMP dick.
Wait a minute. They're still overvalued as fuck. They needed way more than 3%.
>goes up 5% and immediately turbodumpsI'm never allowed to make it.
>>61356255Based.
>~$5 pumpThat's it? My SOXL.... is it screwed?
>>61356346Actually it's I'll give you $100 billion and they spend $90 billion buying back from you it's called vendor financing and the fact that these tech companies started doing it shows you money is drying up which is also why they're starting to issue 40 year corporate bonds to raise funds
mumus in shambles
Am I wrong for thinking that their Q4 estimates are the real thing investors are interested in? The market seemed to have expected earnings to be met
Bad luck comes in threes
>>61356372Thats not a rational take. the stocks need to stop rising.
Keep buying
>>61356362>everything is over valuedCPAC
Shake em out boys.
>>61356239Sorry, Charlie.
Bears BTFO "Oh it didn't beat estimate enough" cope harder you faggots
Anyone have idea what may happen with rates in December? Powell not going to do a cut?>>61356180Anon that doesnt count as nature when a human puts them together for the sake of getting attention for himself. Bery disgusting behavior.
They’re trying so hard to keep this phony bologna market up it’s hilarious.
>>61356398I will take every exit liquidity i get
>that little tiddlywink of a pump is the last green we'll see before going into the worst holiday season in many yearsLole
>>61356406Njudea will keep the entire industry afloat, TRVST
Guess I'm not going to MicroCenter
didnt nvidia beat last time, then it dumped hard?
>>61356413>TRVST REGARDS HODLwhen exactly did the down syndrome speak start with investing?
>>61356365>He thinks the goyim affording food mattersThe future is AI, goy.
>>61356392Profits were up tho?
>>61356325GUESS YOU DONT KNOW WHAT A REDUCTION IN IMPLIED VOL DOES TO ALL OPTIONSYOU DIDNT MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO OFFSET IT
hulk candle delay is from investors asking chatgpt to disseminate earnings
NVDA isn't even really expensive when looking at 2026 earnings estimates. 2027, 2028, 2029 it's cheaper than PG etc. People need to stop focussing on this minute/second. Markets have always been for are looking. Tech isnt a fad. Software is not a fad. Chips are not a fad. Self driving is not a fad. Robots are not a fad.
>>61356422the issue is it's marketcap could drop by 25% and it'd still be overvalued
>>61356422Yes
tomorrow is gonna be so fuckin green it's unrealtechsisters, we are so back
>>61356432>according to my or some other jew's metrics
>What’s interesting here is Nvidia does not mention China at all. In August, when Nvidia gave its forecast for the third quarter, executives clarified that they had not assumed any H20 shipments to China in the outlook.>I am not saying China is factored in this time. Only that they haven’t mentioned it.
>>61356442According to notorious homosexual Peter Thiel who sold his stack
>>61356105NVDA is the godstock. It will never not go up
What is this pattern called?
>>61356377Kek!
I enjoy it when stocks pamp and crapto doomps. Mfw a shitcoin hodler says its "an investment" near me
So I'm guessing NVDA had good earnings?Why the fuck do I bother listening to these bear faggots? I'm so fucking sick of missing out.
Buying frenzy tomorrow.
>>61356448Top signal
the fair market value for NVIDIA post earnings is actually $227
Top signal
>>61356447oh no, my science! not peter thiel and his 0000000.25% stake in nvidia. pack your bags my fellow sirs, it's over. BTW did you know that MICHAEL BURRY is BEARISH on ai??? we're so fucked! i'm hyperventilating rn fr fr
Holy FUCK I'm getting torched today
for me, it's lean hogs
>>61356449"Last Gasp"
man fuck NVDA
>>61356460Don't forget the geniuses over at Softbank! They're legendary for only getting things wrong once and right every other time.. or was it the other way around? I can't remember just SHORT NOW IT'S ALL OGRE!
>>61356460ok but is michael burry a homosexual?
>>613564316 million of the GPU orders come from OpenAI alone many of these sales are possible because Nvidia was the one to give them the money in the first place you fucking retard
>the AI bubble is real guyz!Kill yourselves every single one of you fearmongering niggers. FUCK I hate this board.
>>61356465For me, its slam pigs
>>61356438Feels good
What does this mean for my short-term Treasury bonds?
>>61356453>>61356481you have to be retarded to take anyone or anything on /biz/ seriously desu (except for this post, I'm 100% right on this one)
>>61356470It's like watching the jock who harassed your friend get honored at a school-wide assembly and you can't do anything about it.
>>61356488Bad.
Peter Thiel is very smart and very homosexual.Also I'm sick of this gay chatbot stock paradigm
>>61356481It is a bubble though
NVDA opens over $200 tomorrow. belee dat
>>61356457More like $350 but you wouldn't believe it
I told you to that NVDA was going to beat. SOXL to the fucking moon.
>"It's a bubble!", says increasingly nervous bobo for the 87th time this year
>>61356491Bears are mentally ill.
>>61356481It is a bubble, but you are terrible at timing
>>61356505350 pre split, but more like 300
THIS IS WHY I DONT HOLD OPTIONS PAST 4:15 P.M. EASTERN STANDARD TIME IN A HIGH VIX ENVIRONMENT
>>61356516>for the 87th time this minuteftfy
>>61356516It is literally a bubble
Two more quarters
>>61356481i constantly FUD various stocks and hype up others while i only own index funds.
>AMD up more than NVDA rnwtf
>>61356481Success isn’t a bubble and most companies beat earnings and see more growth, people are going to make movies in ai next year and 2026 is going to be nuts with AGI possibly but definitely robots. You think it can’t happen but you didn’t know 20 trillion dollars are in people’s bank right now waiting for investment, google can be 600 EASILY.
>>61356499it is, but why does it matter? fed and trump will put the average american citizen into chattel slavery before it pops, especially now when the nigger powell is bluffing with his no-rate-cut bullshit and will start printing again come december.
/smg/ didn't shill a single good ticker for ages
>>61356562>GOOGL $600>META $1000>NVDA $350>BITCOIN 250,000we're eating good in 2026, boys
>>61356481I was literally telling you last thread to buy. Every bobo telling you that it's over is either not holding any exposure or just broke.
3% beat? They needed 30% to keep this train on the rails. And that’s assuming they are accounting honestly. Given the circular financing. Given the valuations. This is a fucking disaster. Get out while you can.
>be loser>make poor decisions>lose money>hate life>"it's not my fault, the system is rigged">read bad news and rumors of doomsday>lap it up uncritically>assume bear position>the bad news was all clickbait bullshit>lose more money>the only bubble that popped was your ego
>>61356576PEAK DELUSION AND COPE
>>61356587only 1.5% was required tho
>>61356587Based based based
so tomorrow morning we'll all piling in longs and calls right?
>>61356587> 3% beat? They needed 30% to keep this train on the rails. And that’s assuming they are accounting honestly. Given the circular financing. Given the valuations. This is a fucking disaster. Get out while you can.
>>61356551My dad is calling it a bubble which is how I know it isn't a bubble you dumb gay bear.
>>61356587you lost tranny
>cums in pants when the most profitable, high-risk company that props up the global economy posts a whopping 3% earnings beat after months and hundreds of billions of dollars of circlejerking from the other 6 companies holding up the global economy>get calls raped by IV crush>accuse others of seething
Bobos have been sidelined in cash for the last 3 years. Keep that in mind when you read a bobopost
>>61356587Cope
It can't be much of a bubble because the megacaps are only just now starting to debt finance rather than use their piles of (soon to be worthless?) cash. It may be capital misallocation.
earnings call time
maybe next time bobo
>>61356625That's literally what a bubble is.
Jensen, my kang
Last few quarters beating of projected. Now we have 3%. Get OUT!
>>61356633SHE DIDNT WANT THE BEAR TO EAT HER DOGSTHATS HER FOOD
>>61356573bullshit, a guy posted about onds once or twice and he was right, exactly the same thing with the original kodak anon (not the ai posting subhuman). you think this because anons with a good ticker come here, post their thesis/insider info or whatever, leave it for you to think over and fuck off which I really respect. What you will usually see here are jeets and subhuman retards going>HELLO BENCHODS BUY GRRR, $40 NEXT WEEK>HEY GUYS DID YOU HEAR ABOUT GOODYEAR? SUCH A GOOOOOD COMPANY, LOOK AT MY AI PICTURE HAHAHA AINT IT FUNNY>PORSCHE WILL GO TO 0 ANY DAY NOW YOU WILL SEE, YOU ARE A RETARD IF YOU DO NOT SHORT TODAY!every. fucking. day.
>>61356612Listen to your dad
>nigvidiaI kneel
>there are posters itt who shorted NVDA during the golden ai bullrungrim
>>61356417Kek I planned on going there this friday for a new pre-built
>>61356641You got a point, or the "thesis" they give is some crap that is vague and already priced. That said I am one a ticker shiller. That said OUTTA MY WAY NIGGERS WE SAVED THE TECH BULLRUN
>>61356516its not a bubble, everything on AI, it cannot fail
>>61356592you're further along than most
>>61356652Its so sad man. Watching people who could have achieved financial independence with the rest of us just swear up and down that the end is nigh every single day.
>>61356634No it isn't. (Is it a bubble when Ford retools factories for a car that flops?)
>>61356606No, we're investing in every memory chip maker with an absurdly low PE and PEG ration. WDC and SNDK are my favorites.
>>61356669>WDC and SNDK GOD
is it too late to buy
WORLDHYPERSCALERS
Monthly jobs report cancelled, NVDA eps beat by 3% when amzn and pltr dumped after 25%, it may actually, really be happening
>>61356674Give it 12 hours.
>>61356666Yes, when everyone else sees that flop and tries to emulate it. That's what happened with the dotcom bubble, and what's happening now with AI.
>>61356662I fell into it for a few years then I realized I was being retarded and missing gains and losing money so I stopped being retarded. It really is that simple to make money.
>>61356562based delusional retard gorilla nigger with skin as black as the void
>>61356674When you buy, let me know, because it is a top signal.
Wait... it isn't a joke? People actually believe ai, as it is right now, is a bubble? Do you just hate money?
It's still a bubble
NVDA single-handedly turning my portfolio bright green todaythank you based jensen
>>61356652>>61356662>>61356688Bubbles gradually make you rich until one day they make you homeless without any warning.
>>61356517I'm about to fuck your shit up, Kyle, don't step to me you don't want this smoke my hands are rated K-A for "Kyle's Ass".
>>61356228Guess they never miss, huh?
>>61356449Dead cat bounce?>>61356674>he bought
>>61356696If AI is so great, why can't the companies selling AI models stop losing money? They've lost a trillion dollars so far.
THERE ARE UNIRONICALLY RETARDS WHO SHORTED NVIDA LOL FNKJDSNHFJKDSAHNFKUDSLANHFKLJDSAHNFKJDSALHNFIUDSKAHFIUDSAHFGKUDSAHFGKLUDSAHFLKIU
What a gift that market dump was. Thank you, Jews.
>>61356573>>61356641I'll throw out the same one I've been throwing out: FNMA. When they finally make the move to take it public again, I expect it can hit around 40+ a share, if not 60, based on valuations given by various groups.The major risks are them either getting stonewalled legally, them never getting around to it somehow (which seems unlikely, as they've been pushing for it heavily), or perhaps them allowing certain option/warrants to be exercised and heavily dilute the stock.Actually I just checked and it at +13% day today, apparently because Bill Ackman apparently revealed a plan:https://www.foxbusiness.com/video/6385304271112I am currently at 12500 shares of FNMA @ 10.92 average.
>>61356686But the big players are only just now starting to debt finance. Can't be much of a bubble right now.
Jerome Powell is scheming how to crash the market
>>61356716NOOO IT DUMPED EVERY SINGLE OTHER TIME THAT MEANS IT HAAAAAS TO DUMP THIS TIME DON'T YOU GET IT!?
I love to doom bobopost while i continue to dca into VOO every 2 weeks
>Remaining Authorization: They still have $62.2 billion left in their authorized buyback "war chest." This is a huge safety net that allows them to step in and buy shares if the stock price dips significantly.all dips will be purchased by jensen himself if they have to, NVDA is the safest stock in the world
>>61356715Fo you see where the line is going up?
>>61356691Curious use of English for sure. But maybe he’s right. Maybe the world is dying to see marvel star wars soulless sequel number 31 except this time. Without even actual actors with souls. He could be a genius. His village is depending on it.
>>61356592Okay, but the system is literally rigged.https://github.com/TheGameStopsNow/power-tracks-research
>>61356730stop it, this is market manipulation
Future generations will look back on this day and say, "This was the day the golden bullrun began."
>>61356732doesnt huang sell like a million dollars worth of share every quarter?
>>61356641Yeah anons with good tickers only get like 2–3 posts in before the GRRR/GAMB jeet floods everything. Wish they’d spam too my portfolio’s been in a chastity cage for six months
>>61356734Looks like a bubble to me
>>61356688I did the same thing. I did make huge money because the market was dumping ass for fear of how the fed was handling inflation. My issue was I stayed bearish while the fed was pivoting. I got my face torn off. I realized I needed to become a bull and stay a bull.Even when the market is down, staying a bull is better, you just switch into dip buying bull instead of moon mission bull. You focus on keeping cash on hand, buying good dips, and focusing on cutting true stinky losers.
>>61356105The absolute state.
>>61356752
>>61356727Notorious dark skin gorilla, Jerome Powell
I’ll tell you again, if you are not invested in Alphabet you are making a huge mistake They are winning the AI race, they have the biggest ecosystem in the world, the biggest search engine, ad business, operating system, streaming website and more data on you than anyone else
>>61356742When your kids ask you why you didn't buy the generational November 18th bottom, what are you going to tell them?
>>61356726They're using special purpose vehicles (AKA shell companies) to hide the extent of the debt financing.>>61356734A trillion dollars has been incinerated by AI companies to make that line go up. The actual AI providers are losing money and it's not sustainable.
I bought $30k of VTI earlier today. I'm chillin like a villain.
>>61356742With a 3% earning beat. Assuming we are getting the accounting honestly. In a sector that need 20%+ every quarter to justify valuations. Ok
wow NVDA earnings fixed the unbelieveably obvious bubble, all gone
>>61356762i was too busy gooning to ai chatbotslmao unless socks can get pregnant i'm not having kids
>>61356742kek this nigga is a gamestop baggie
>>61356752It is a bubble but it's also a masturbatory circle that's keeping the USA afloat, it won't be going anywhere anytime soon
I been bearposting but fuck am I glad I didn't actually open any shorts
>>61356746their CFO sells like $8 million a year by herself, the insider selling doesn't seem to affect the price much
my folio doing some seriously insane acrobatics
>>61356788at least you are honest
WTF WHY IS IT COMING BACK DOWN
>>61356794HOOOOLD HOOOOOOOOOOLD
>>61356794PEOPLE ARE JUST TAKING PROFITS DONT WOORY
>>61356794Weak hands taking profits ahead of the inevitable smash through $200.
>>61356764megacap tech stocks are profitable and they can afford to spend money devoloping ai. Anthropic doesn't need to turn a profit ever. Any FAANG would buy them out for billions if they could.
>>61356794Stop panicking dumbass.
I'm now up 5% after hoursThank you based Nigvideo
>>61356794TRVE PQTRIOTS HQLD THE LINE
>>61356807I CAN'T HELP ITIT'S BEEN OVER A WEEK SINCE I LAST SAW ANOTHER HUMAN BEING
Why must we suffer through some cunt reading the report everyone can read for themselves every EC? Just get to the CEO nigga. Do any companies skip this nonsense?
>>61356809Same lol. I fucking love NVIDIA.
so we have at least until the datacenters are built and ai companies use them for training runs before we can really say whether ai is a bubble
>>61356674I will buy tomorrow morning, we still have the year-end rally.
>>61356806>businesses don't need to turn a profit>businesses don't even need to not lose money>all that matters is inflated meme bubble valuations
>>61356819Once we start putting actual data centers in space then maybe I'll entertain the bubble discussion
>>61356809Have you made sure you have stops and can trade after hours? Sleep well
NVDA earnings being all perfect wasn't priced in I guess.Ok this time I'm not even mad thata I got talked oout of this trade by a bant/smg/oid. It was clear anyway. I said why I solded and was wrong I guess but whoever ITT shorted NVDA you might just wanna stop throwing money into the firepit
>>61356834“Solded”
>jensen immediately cals out the "it's a bubble" memeheh
>>61356821>>61356821
>>61356833As if I'd ever sell my shares
>>61356838I but that in there as a lure to find a bobo-baggiehow big is the loss?
>>61356838put
>>61356831I worked for the devices side of Amazon. That part of the business loses $4B a year. Not every part of a business needs to turn a profit. I'm sorry the world is more complicated than what you are able to understand.
>>61356738they're schizo posting on github now too? lmao
>>61356242VtM Bloodlines (the original). I really need to find a group to play the ttrpg with, I'd love to try out some character ideas. Too bad the majority of people who play it are degenerate sex-pests.
>>61356449the twin towers
