bobina never cums edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Jobs when it inevitably collapseshttps://jobs.mcdonalds.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61356105
BULL MARKET>equities rise after Nvidia earnings call
Nvidiachads are the protagonists of /biz/.
ok nevermind it's not a bubbleAI is gonna make everyone unemployed in 2 years
AI powered sexbot waifus for everybody by end of 2026, 2027 at the latest
whore obsessed tranny op
If AI is so great, why has it lost a trillion dollars?
INTCGODS WONAMDGODS WONNVIDIAGOOOOOOOODS WON
>>61356844hello, nice to be recognized>oldest Nvidia lot is up 21,000.00%
>>61356847I honestly hope it just fucking kills me
kek bobo
>>61356857Remember this feeling, it’s called euphoria
>>61356864True
AI AI AI AI AI
>>61356864Last few earnings forecasts beats.
Beat my schmeat like I neat my earnings
>>61356860Can't wait to own my very own Ai robot who'll kill me in my sleep
>>61356867Feeling this good is a flashing neon green sell signal fwiw
Peace.
A toast--to nvideo computer!
>>61356878Well I'm down 7% so not yet. I already decided "hey, if I only make 16% for the year I only made 16%" anyways, so I'll wait until I either lose or gain 20%
so that's it? bobo loses just like that?
Sex
>>61356892Many such cases
>>61356892Bobina NEVER cums.
So say we are so back?What are the stocks that are actually quality that are down a large amount that might get on big rips?HOOD? NBIS? Maybe get some positive discussion going I don't know.
>>61356892That's just what happens to bobos. They don't get to cum.
Sure is euphoric in here.
I hate Americans so much.
Bear trannies so absolutely fucking BTFO AAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>61356821How long before they start begging for a bailout, again?
>>61356930>Rheinmetall down 7%>NVDA up 7%
>>61356821Based Chuddah believer.
>>61356930
This is what euphoria looks like btw.
Bobina's clit is throbbing so hard yet she just can't cum. BVLLS are so cruel
it's going to give up everything overnight isn't it...
Holy fuck they glazing hwangs whang
>>61356945Goddamn, I haven't seen this image in a coon's age
>insane euphoric greedposting>NVDA droppingYeah, that was a blowoff top.
Is Jensen actually the main character IRL?
everybody ready for the dollar rally?
>>61356914A company that has been beating earnings forecasts. By 20-30%. Just posted a 3% beat. In a sector getting major jitters. What do you think?Also a sector whose valuation actually mandates that a core company like NVIDIA thats largely insulated from the riskier side. Should be making off like a bandit. Here is an old timer analogy. Imagine a gold rush. You have dozens of companies vying for success. Bit of course. Not all gold mines will hit pay dirt. Now who’s insulated. It’s the companies selling picks shovels and mining equipment. Even if they sell to the miners that fail. They get paid. That’s NVIDIA in the ai gold rush. And they just posted a pathetic 3% earning beat. When it should be 30%. If this is a true Ai gold rush. Just an opinion. But an experienced and educated one.
yeah AI will keep growing until we spend our entire GDP on GPUs & nvidia will become a quadrillion dollar companyfor sure!
Kek, remember to screencap all the shoe size IQ baggies in this thread celebrating the picotop.
Hey anons, how come Gillette has such ***** and ***** advertisements all the time? Is their idea of a business chilling male products indirectly via our girlfriends or wives?
>hand your customers money>they give it right back in return for chips>revenue goes upWow, nobody could have predicted this. What an outstanding company.
>>61356892*bobo loses again just like that
so much bear salt ITT kek
>>61357007And after all that. All you have is 3% growth in forecast. Tomorrow will be ugly
>>61356945As an european i found americans to actually be somewhat more of a wild card with plenty of them actually being nice dudes, while euros tend to be more abrasive overall.
>>61356984The line is going up anon. You can call your own opinion "experienced and educated" but if you look at the chart the line is going upwards.
Calling it "AI" and making this pass on as artificial intelligence in the collective unconscious is the best marketing lie Wall Street engineered. No, really, I'm impressed.
I still haven't broken even from the 2022 bear market.
>>61357052cryptoshit is worse
>>61357044Line expert has spoken.
>>61357063How? If anything it’s proven its resilience.
>>6135705Have you considered chain link.
did someone else just report too? now TQQQ is pumping again
S&P futures just broke 6700
SPX in Bitcoin terms is looking pretty toppy.Time to start loading up on IBIT calls anon.
>>61356970he's a schleprock who built a business on marketing slop to gamers (the dumbest goyim cattle of all cattle) and tripped, stumbled, and somehow ended up with the weight of the global speculative economy on his shoulders. NJUDEA's rise makes sense when you view it through the same ironic lens as a greek playwright. understanding this, one can infer what necessarily follows the rise
i boughted nvda coreweave and the tires
>>61357084Im still not convinced it's an adequate mean to be used as a reserve of value
>>61356970i've been reading about telic recursion lately. Jensen is simply an agent being utilized by the future to create itself, as we all are
So I guess I'm fine blindly buying €10k of TSM in the taiwanese stock market, with them not having premarket and all that, right
I bought SQQQ at close
>>61357120What’s the currency risk on a trade like that?
BOBINA NEVER CUMSNEVER
>>61357084no it hasn't lolit's not even old enough to legally drink
>>61357143Bobina = Kamala "Do not cum"Mumu = Trump "I'm gonna cum"
Cocksucker!
futes still soraringSPX @ 6712bears seething
left work then hit COST, looks like my NVDA play went well.
>>61356953nope.
>>61357132the taiwanese dollar has lost 0.09% against the euro in 5 years, so low, also the shares are cheaper, and I don't mean only the 5 to 1 share
it's over
>>61357208for bobos yes
>>61357197Keep ab eye on the FX. That shit can burn you down to the ground. Good luck otherwise. Past stability might not be reliable going forward
>>61356984>Just an opinion. But an experienced and educated one.That just oozes arrogance. But well earned arrogance.NVDA being the shovel is such a novel concept. I've never seen it ever before, even after several years of AI being a thing. I'm glad you're here. We need that IQ to shine light on this complicated market.
>>61357239This sounds like a fuck AI wrote it. Fuck off
>>61357239honestly i'm so sick of the pick and shovel analogy, like ya'll niggas can't think of one other fucking comparison?!
>>61357178THIS IS WHY I DO NOT HOLD THINGS OVERNIGHT
>>61357246Nvidia is the modern day Commodore. They will soon fully vertically integrate the business
>>61357246NVDA is the Brazilian beef farm to the AI sphere's chain restaurants. It's doing the important work of deforesting the Amazon to provide those sweet gpus.
>>61357184COST baggie here... hope you bought something in the store, thank you and come again rich NVDA shareholder
AI is smarter than most people.
>>61357234Does buying the share in the US protect me from that though? The company is taiwanese after all.
>>61357259sorry anon. I buy mostly loss leaders and use an executive memebership which always rewards me at least $20 more than my membership cost. I am a financial drain to COST shareholders.
>>61357261yep
>>61357246NVDA is like the wagie of the modern economy. The wagie isn't the one who gets rich, but rather the one who utlizes the wagie is who can buy mansions and boats.
Everything mooningApple flat
>>61357255>>61357250>>61357274E for effort I guess, although some of these sound like they were generated using Nvidia GPU's...
Do bears even have any positions? There's many reasons someone with no skin in the game would want AI to crash and burn (from developing nation, progressive, poor). It's mighty suspicious.
Listen here, Nikesh-Fuck all jeets.
All that for a 10 point move from todays high. NVDA is a shitcoin
>>61357178>soaringGive it a rest
short gamestop, the trade in anything day is a death woe like bed bath and beyond when it went bankrupt, if you listened to me when I started posting you'd be profitable right now
NVDA is the largest % of the SP500 so you own a lot of it in your 401k.
>>61357246I prefer the routers analogy
so this is what a bear market nvidia post earnings pump looks like...
breaking news BYND is back below $1. if you bought at $7 it is officially all over for you now lol.
>>61357308>ah yes 6 pounds of bagged leaves thats $0.25
>>61357246would you like a food analogy?
Reminder that Q3 occurred before the October layoffs. The Q4 earnings call will be sure to accurately reflect that ;)
>>61357246Nvidia is the blowjob artist of the Mag 7; it's sucking off the others so good that they are going into debt to afford it.
>>61357281AI is satanic
>>61357281I'm cursed so I'm actually doing you a favor by not buying anything.
>>61357359based african tribesman posting in /smg/ via smoke signals
>>61357308ah yes the "please bring us any mrechandise we can possibly sell we're going bankrupt" strategymany such cases
>>61357281Literally the only people who like AI are Linkedin indians and AI company employees (also indians). Thanks for telling on yourself, gagandeep
new Gemini is really good btw. Goog is crushing it.
uhhhh bros?
Goog is +50% ytd and still only trades at 29x.
>>61357246NVDA is the bondsman in service to his lord, both their lives thoughever will be cut short in a tragic black swan event before the dialectic can play out
>>61357390Please shut up and hide that under the carpet. Thanks.
>>61357390Geg
>>61357385feels like they smoothed off most of the rough edges from 2.5, but I'm underwhelmed by its long form writing, context retrieval. The fact google couldn't do 2 million context for Gemini 3 is a bit bearish for AI overall.
>>61357390say it with me TO BIG TO FAIL. WE MUST BEAT CHINA IN THE AI ARMS RACE.
why don't y'all pick up deeze nuts and shovel dem into yo mouf
>>61357445mass migration from india it is then
>>61356821This NVDA pump is just a blow-off top and their elevated earnings are unsustainable. We will be back to a downtrend in no time.
>>61357424>is a bit bearish for AI overall.comedy is alive and well lmao gay bears lmao
>>61357507no
lol, he actually posted this today. Sad!
CANT BELIEVE THE GENERATIONAL BOTTOM IS IN
>>61357514I'm fucking sick of jeetAIslop
Apologize
bobo you didnt stay short into the turkey trot and santa rally r-right?
I fell asleep and forgot to sell my MSTZ
so how long do we have before the next wave of "omg its an ai bubble guise lets sell everything"?
Return to normal
>>61357561NOT ME NONO OVERNIGHT RISK FOR THIS BOBOI GET TO SHORT TOMORROW HOPEFULLY IF THE PUMP CAN HOLD
>>61357585PROBABLY TOMORROW WHEN IT ALL SELLS OFF AGAINWE WILL SEE WHAT THE VIX SAYS ABOUT THIS KANGAROO MARKET
>>61357593please don't post this whore i'm trying to do nofap
what's the consensus on WBD? i have a bunch i got stuck with after the T splitthen i added a bunch at $8 earlier this year. not sure if i should cut it loose or see what happens with the acquisition
>>61357601hey, that's my daughter
>>61357585"value" "investors" and bears have been saying big cap tech is in a bubble for 10 years now.
>>61357613balthazar-sama! i kneel
>>61357501obviously. white historical have been poor slaves. we need a slave class like chinks or jeets if we are to complete with the global slave trade.
>>61357593>be whore>become internet legend>gee why do women act like whores???
I'm a full-time NVDA/PLTR shareholder, and basically, I had a great day today. I already knew that I was a genius, when quitting my job so that I could focus on receiving and counting risk-free money every single day. But it's just great to have NVDA go even higher and confirm that my genius is genuine and very very real. I'm just an absolute cut above the rest, and by having my entire net worth split 50/50 between the two best companies on Earth, I can sleep well knowing that I am already part of the new royalty. This prince is having a great time! Big shout out to my fellow full-time NVDA shareholders
>>61357625SHE WASNT ACTINGSHE REALLY GOT FACEFUCKED LIKE THAT, NO SPECIAL EFFECTSSHE HAD DICK DOWN HER THROATSHE IS A WHORE
what stage of the bubble is it when you start to feel pity for bears?
>>61357281Agreed. A lot of bears sound so much smarter but they'll usually never tell anyone their positions (mostly sp500 anyways or just cash because they have no money to invest). I think it's mostly because they're entry lvl npc slop consumers who watch pic related everyday and want something to happen when most of the time nothing happens.
>>61357585real bubbles come like thieves in the night. there is not nearly enough euphoria yet.
>>61357622typical jewish folly, how many times is this now
>>61357018Americans generally are very nice and Europeans can't understand why.Its because when you piss an American off, they will let out a fire and a fury that could very well result in a full blown nigger moment where someone dies for a very small reason.
>>61356821could this be it?!>LE MIRACLE RECOVERY!??!?!
>>61357630You've been real quiet i thought you kys
>>61357648That's a lot of capital letters, red arrows, and funny faces.
>>61357663Even if I died, my ghost would continue to shitpost on 4chan
>>61357676this is the dream of AI
>>61357661I initially wrote>turnarounddangit.captcha: 0YKHVeven captcha is mocking me
>>61357676also it's not 'if' but 'when'
>didn't buy the dip in hoping it dipped further>it pumpswtf i do with my $3k now
>>61357639no it was just pretend she's a nice girl that just made a mistake. She's a happily married artist now that only does it in missionary for the sole purpose of procreation
>>61357678partially. the dream is to get you to kill yourself thinking you become the AI, and it's gonna be hilarious seeing npcs fall for it.
How long can NVDA pump the markets? I want to dump these bags for as close to break even but market needs to pump so much more for that even after adjusting my holdings to higher risk.
>>61357385>DUDE GOYGLE'S GOYMINI 3 IS LIKE A BILLION TIMES BETTER THAN GPT IT GENERATES A GORRILLION MORE DIGITAL UTILES AND IS LIKE 6 MILLION PERCENT CLOSER TO AGI
>>61357639havent you ever heard of performance art you fuckin PLEB
>>61357018That's because we have had zero collective trauma compared to Euros. You've had to deal with famines, massive wars, genocide, authoritarian governments, all in the span of a century. Closest we've ever had to that was 9/11, and the effect wore off pretty fast. As such we aren't culturally conditioned to be as pessimistic or suspicious of others as most of you guys are.
>>61357308I wonder if they'll take mushrooms? I've been planning on growing some anyways.
throws coins on the ground
>>61357507Idk how long but I'm pretty sure they're using some circular logic to pump their numbers. I'll keep gambling (upwards) once the trend is reestablished long term but for now I need to deleverage real hard however I refuse to sell for a loss. Tfw had I panic sold 2 weeks ago I'd be up so much more. Didnt panic sell cause I thought it'd swing right back up and bog me, only for it to just keep dumping so much more.
how long can nvidia pump semen inside my ass?
Did anyone actually read or pay attention to the earnings? What did it say?
>>61357747it said tomorrow is a bullish
>>61357735all night if you want babe
>>61357747it said big green dildo hammering down your throatits a performance art piece
>>61357593
>>61357747It literally doesn't matter.
>>61357773kelly balthazar looks like THAT?
>>61357529You're a generational bottom, no homo
>>61356821I was up 11k last week, now I’m only up $59.Everything in my portfolio is still in great shape. But that 11k could have paid my through winter.
>>61357789High leverage too? I need to deleverage that music sounds like its starting to stop, I absolutely cannot get left bagholding SOXL at a rip off price like any anons who bought years back at $60 ir even $70
>bro uses free AI like a gay chatbot and declares it useless yeah thats not the enterprise value lol
>>61357747anon we have ai to summarize those meetings for us now
>>61357696Japanese tourism and retail.Bong budget next week.
>>61357018Americans are soulless NPCs.
why did jensen end the earnings call by screaming "deutschland"
>>61357797Can we get someone to have chatgpt summarize what gemini thought of the meeting? I need that report on my desk by 8 am next friday. Let's see if these AI's can deliver
>>61357715>and the effect wore off pretty fastit really didn't, unfortunately. Everything turned to shot after that, and is still shit.
Gonna heat up a can of soup to celebrate NVDANot sure what flavor to pick
Is the AI bubble in the room with us right now?
>>61357854Ask gemini
>>61357855It's hard to perceive when all your senses are being raped by the overwhelming turmeric diarrhea stench of AI moonboys
>>61357844He was jokingly referencing the stock‑market meme culture and a private moment that leaked: during Nvidia’s Q3 2024 earnings call, CEO Jensen Huang unexpectedly shouted “Deutschland!” near the end. It wasn’t part of the script — it appears to have been an off‑mic exclamation he forgot to suppress before going back on air. Market chatter and social clips treated it as a humorous, spontaneous moment rather than a substantive announcement.
>>61357859I bet tomorrow is a 3% portfolio gain kinda day.
>>61357857i'm a gemini
>>61357844>>61357865Massive investment in Germany confirmed! Likely tied to coming announcement on nuclear expansion programme!!(maybe not confirmed but let's rile up the markets anyway)
>>61357855Pretty much yeah. Wake me up once it generates at least more revenue than fucking Genshin Impact.
>>6135789550B a quarter is a lot to some yuropoor blogger lolgoogle alone made 35B last quarter
I have 60k in puts that will go to zero tomorrow. I kneel, Jensen chads.
this soup isn't very goodplease short CPB
>>61357919>google alone made 35B last quarterAnd how much of that was from AI?
Maybe try Oracle call,leaps, it’s down 80 bucks, Vistra, Oklo definitely might be back on the menu, coreweave hood too.
>>61357919Yeah, I read the same shit about the metaverse meme. Until the stock went -75%. Doesn't mean the big tech will die, far from it, but reality always gives you a slap on your ass for your retardation.You can burn cash for getting pennies out of it only up to a certain point.
>>61357849In terms of people distrusting each other/being dick-heads, I don't think it really had that long-lasting of an impact. Sure politics these days are fucked, but not in "treat everyone as if they're a potential terrorist" sort of way.
Why are people getting euphoric over 5%?
>>61357928living your life comparing everything to meta and zuck is one way to live. >reality always gives you a slap on your ass for your retardation.this mostly applies to people who didnt own large cap tech the last decade
I'm down -22% this month, at least was a couple days ago. This difference will now be eaten up by a green pacman.
>>61357923at least we agree 50B in quarterly capex is not really a bubble when compared to the earnings of the mag7.
>>61357953It will go higher when the market opens dummy over $200 easy
Everyone who thinks AI is a bubble should be arrested as enemies of the state, and forced onto schizophrenia meds for their delusional world state.
>>61356821also its just weird for any rando to think they truly know more about datacenter demand vs multi trillion dollar companies that have been in the industry forever.>ill explain datacenters to google and AWSright
>>61357980Facts. These people are experts, people. They know more than you.
>>61357964They're increasing their spend though for no return and have been burning through their free flow of cash and are now taking on debt to fund it that's not even mentioning the circular deals where they give each other money to buy goods and services from one another with a lot of it reliant on OpenAI, OpenAI is supposed to buy 6 millions units from Nvidia next year that's the bulk of their sales
>>61357960>>61357964>>61357972>>61357980>>61357984samefag
>futures
>>61357964It's not. That doesn't change the fact that AI is currently a money blackhole that doesn't generate anywhere close to the cash put into it and it's more than likely that most of the mag 7 will drop their AI attempts when the free money stops coming in
What does Nvidia open at tomorrow? +7%??? Higher or lower?
>>61357995>That doesn't change the fact that AI is currently a money blackhole that doesn't generate anywhere close to the cash put into it and it's more than likely that most of the mag 7 will drop their AI attempts when the free money stops coming inI think people are fearful of that and are dumping their money into JPY instead.
I think for tomorrow...market will go up or down
>>61357997Probably around +3.7%. No chance it opens up 7%
>>61357980Yep, it’s infuriating how every Joe Schmo 100 IQ Redditor has his fucking take on how much we are in bubble. Absolutely zero humility or self-awareness. You are a fucking pleb from the street, whatever your take on the market is is probably wronger than that of the megafirms.
>>61358006That'd be disappointing. I've seen it go up that much on literal 0 news days.
>>61358018It basically is no news. They didnt miss or beat by a huge amount. Nothing burger
>>61358004hmm yes YES
>>61357995I will tell you a little tale. Until half a year ago, my only monthly subscription was my internet provider. I have not once in my life gotten Netflix or world of Warcraft or whatever.A couple months ago, I have started a subscription for Cursor, a code editor with integrated AI. The best thing for them is how I haven’t even used a lot of tokens in some of these months. In others, I hit my allotted max so I bought more tokens. Win win for them.
>>61357361Invest in companies that you want to destroy.
im still down $100k since last month, like -15% or something of my gains for the year holy shitthats a few years of rent i just lost what the fuckkki hope nvda pumps my other shit back up i swear i ll sell more this time, i already sold IDN and it's pumping up another +10% from when i sold last week
the nikkei will go up right? it'll keep climbing right bros?
>>61358076Might be a cheap trade skewing the data but OXL fell off a fucking cliff after climbing during AH
>>61358100Lol you mean the Google chart? That's just a shitty chart returning to the closing bell price. Look at a 24h chart:https://robinhood.com/us/en/stocks/SOXL/
>>61358049wow cool anecdote im sure thatll support the whole economy
>>61358017thank you for correcting the record, i will never doubt the experts, the economy is safe and effective
I think my hdd/ssd is fucked. Am i going to need to buy another or can i transplant one from a previous laptop i own?
Nvidia will close red tomorrow.
Looks like I may get to keep the $0.30 premium I collected selling an NVDA weekly put. Saturday lunch will be so sweet
>>61358109Nice. That's much better.
+4.5% on the week. whats up with all these range bans?
>>61358132>extra packets of Jensen Sauce™ for $0.25sounds tasty
>>61356821this is satire right?
>>61358144I'd drink Jensen's sauce if he saves my SOXL position, if you catch my drift
>>61358144Checked and AI bubble pilled
>>61358148please stop posting
ODD bros…
henlo mister jeromewe are worried about wat will happenwill the pump from nvda last?or will it stall outu must lower the rates to helpthank u mister jerome
>>61357281coreweave puts boughted two weeks ago, will add. orcl weekly put that was going okay but whatever it's gone, RBLX march out of the monies and some other ones really far OTM at this point, most january but also some december '26. probably down somewhere between niggety seven and ninety nig percent. also gonna try to get fills on december '26 calls on a cheap ass stonk. also a JPM put. i would've shorted gold above 4100 today if i wasn't broke.
rip
>>61358198I'm with Apu here I think we need rate cuts. Come on Mr. Jerome!
>>61358201Roblox is a Cathie Wood-coded investment.
>>61358123>>>/g/you can probably transplant it unless you can't, like if the old drive is sata and the new drive is m.2
>>61358050>Invest in companies that you want to destroy.What anon said. If you are a force of destruction, embrace it and make red line really big.
test
SURELY japan government will do something about the yen inflating into oblivion right?>The Japanese yen weakened toward 157.5 per dollar on Thursday, languishing at ten month lows as investors braced for the announcement of Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi’s stimulus package, which is expected to exceed 20 trillion yenJ U S T
>>61357747who fucking cares lmao
>>61358148No.
Not really remarkable in any way, but pretty interesting to me non-the less that this TBA trade from Epstein’s company is on the SEC site. https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1061630/000111667906001318/ex10-7.htm
I now own 1 share of nvda. What am I in for?
>>61358309Generational wealth.
>>61358298>who fucking cares lmaoPretty much. Markets don't respond to anything now.
>>61357919$65 billion predicted for Nvidia's next quarter
Will it rip?Pre tariff bullshit was ~30, seems to have been mostly dealt with
>>61358309
>>61357995>That doesn't change the fact that AI is currently a money blackholewhy does that matter though, Nvidia gets massive returns whether its customers do something useful with AI or not>>61358127source?
>>61358317do you know anyone in your life who wears Gap clothing ?
>>61358262thanks dude. i´ll look it up there if it's something i can do myself
>>61358331>Nvidia gets massive returns whether its customers do something useful with AI or notthe shit they're selling to datacenters has a short operating life, these aren't one-time sales. what do you think will happen if their main customers are no longer buying (or worse, they start making their own stuff like google's been doing and cut out the middleman)?
>if NVDA is pumping>then the economy must be fine>amirite?
>>61358358sounds like an event in the far-off future. nvidia still has a competitive advantage for the next 12 months
>>61358359>the stock market is not the economy>that is, until it does poorly
>>61358358It sounds like you’re trying to make a bear case but your post delineates a bullish factor for nvidia.
>>61358359i still cant afford a house
>>61358203The puts are for 2027 though you retard
>>61358384Can you afford a van down by the river?
still waiting for that semen, anons
>>61358369Oh, naturally. It'll be a lag effect, and smarter men than I don't know when that would even happen. The only certainty is that investors want more and they'll flee if any signs of stress start showing>>61358373I'm bullish insofar as I don't want the AI craze to bring my unrelated investments down with it if/when it pops. I pay close attention to what it's doing so I'm prepared, no matter if that pop happens tomorrow or years from now
>>61357723Based cointosser
>>61358395i cant even afford to be near a river chris
>>61358384If houses were affordable we'd be in a depression
Literally all 17 of my stocks are up in the after-market. Some are up bigly. Are we... dare I say... back?
>Nigvideo going parabolic in overnight tradingAPOLOGIZE
>>61358449they have higher margins than most drugs dealers lol
>>61358391NVDA will be even higher then. burry should have bought calls.
>>61358449NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>61358469Burry is sweating bullets right now>selling those puts right now will probably be the most profitable it’ll ever be for the rest of their lifetime..
the gayest thing is that i was going to buy more niggervideo today but the funds didn't clear in my fagdelity account fast enough. oh well, it would have rugged if i'd bought anyways.
>>61358485I'll only buy more when NVDA loses 750 billion to 1 trillion in market cap AND I will be paid a premium for agreeing to do so. Simple as.
he sold? pump it
>>61358359Fed officials quite often in the past days claim the economy is fine. Why would you over and over repeat it? Everybody knows it's a K. Everybody knows of the Harvard Study with the +0,1% GDP without data centers.
up 6.5% today
>>61356847>it's not a bubble Oracle is literally underwater on it's deal tbf Nivida is literally the strongest link in the chain since it just sells chips and doesn't deal with anything else
>White House officials are urging members of Congress to oppose a measure that would limit Nvidia’s ability to sell AI chips to China and other adversary nations, sources sayHahaha national security out of the window
>>61358524TOTALLY NOT A BUBBLE BTW
>>61358518>link in the chainBullish for XRP
>>61358391What part of that letter he wrote sounds like he's still holding the puts? He said contact that other guy regarding getting your capital back. I seem to specifically recall use of the term "liquidation" in the letter. Also given the timeframe of the filing, it's likely he would still be underwater on his puts or his put buying was the direct cause of NVDA ripping over $200 during the glowie GTC DC a few weeks ago. Loke burry may have been sitting there during Jensen's opening speech revenge trading
>>61358518>Oracle is literally underwater on it's dealOracle shares are 6% lower than before the earnings bump. 3% lower if we count the +3% in the after hours right now lol...
>>61358524Tbf nations have been out the window for some time now
>>61358547What an athletic kitty.
>>61358547NVDA at every quarterly report
>>61358547this is AIvery profitable
>>61358547>>61358600NVDA should pop tomorrow because of this cat futures wemb
Peak greed.
>>61358603Stand by I'm consulting Google Gemini
Pre-market I'm up 3000 points due to my massive GOOG bag and general tech focus. Together with the gains yesterday I'm now at ~0 P&L unrealized for the year after November raped me unannouncedly without any usage of lube.
>>61357154Do I detect a fellow No Agenda enjoyer? >>61357593Not even Sexy_B0rsch?
I hope that kraut faggot that posted thinking of suicide a few days ago bought those NVDX calls for Friday like I told himHe will finally be able to afford a firearm and do it like the sausage guzzling Bobo he is
PLTR up almost as much as NVDA despite no Palantir news.
SOXL 0DTE 45 C at open?Can someone let me know what Grok thinks?
why isn't the nikkei going up fasterstupid fucking chinese people
>>61358637Why is the Nikkei your play?
>>61358656Probably gary trade relatedif i was to guess (i just did)
God I want to fuck a bear woman.
New thread?
>>61358672We're waiting for the AI productivity boost to kick in and automatically bake us new threads
>Short 20 nigvid stocksWould (you) close tomorrow at open or hold ’em?
>>61358680Yo Burry, how about you do some more autistic breakdancing in your office while a client is sitting in your chair?
>>61358623palantroon was retardedly oversold because muh bubble so it makes sense it will rally
>>61358680There will likely be some profit taking right at open, I'd probably exit on that dip. Also stock could be $200 tomorrow by open. Why not just take the loss now after hours?
NVDL (2x NVDA) is the play of the day if you enter the first hour of market open.
boboniggers better start prepping your significant others for the BVLLs
>>61358680I mentally write off anything more than a 40% loss. Let it ride maybe Trump will tweet something bad
>>61358322BIG BUNDA
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