let the good times (and bobo heads) roll edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Jobs when it inevitably collapseshttps://jobs.mcdonalds.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61358765
BULL MARKET>A stock rise accelerated as excitement about the potential for the AI Tech that has fuelled the bull market outweighed fading hopes for a Fed rate cut.
>>61360199third for good year tire girls!
Nothin personnel bobo
AAAAAA I'M BEING RAPED
5th for nvidia closing red today!
all i need is 20 points of spx to x2 but its always inverse me
>SP and Nasdaq up 1.7% and 2.3%Jesus Christ
All I needed was nigger idya to hit 200 and this shit can't even do that>Dumps immediately on openKill all niggers
>>61360245Underwhelming
>>61360245ideally the S&P PE ratio should decrease but i feel like its gonna go even higher
NIGGERVIDIA
mfw today's price action
>>61360199Job data is out. It’s as expected
Praying to Lord Vishnu for big NVDA gains today
Big nvda pump today pls so i can fill shorts
I'm thinking of buying some ANF. Any thoughts?
So is that it? Is that all SOXL is gonna pump? I was looking for a breakeven but I doubt NVDA alone can pull the market back to ath especially with that circular funding so many people know they're doing
>>61360256I cannot fathom trusting anything this administration pouts out.
>>61360256I thought they just delayed it, what
>>61360245>My portfolio up 0.50%META and MSFT drop like stones and rise at a glacial pace.
>btc dumping during a tech rallyit's over
>>61360256Dec rate cut odds spiked…
wow look at all those high quality jobs being created
They will just keep scamming and delaying the inevitable. Eventually someone will have to pay the bills.
>>61360258Being ironically Indian is still being an Indian.>>61360270Dude eventually SOXL will break even, chill, it's not an option with an expiry date.
>>61360271Are you joking?
Why would I sell these puts if they're literally worthless now? I'll hold. NVDA is going down. IT'S GONNA GO DOWN
SOXL youre going the wrong way!!! Pump reee!!!
>wake up to price alerts that sso and qld dropped more than 10%>bleary eye squint, think that must have been a hell if a gap down>go back to sleep>back up now check again>It was just a split, both are greenHonestly I'm a little disappointed more than anything
>>61360277Oh well that actually seems like good news.
>>61360280you VILL vipe ze boomer ass
So is this the exit pump or what
>>61360237is this real?
>>61359800
>>61360280We had to rehire the people from the doge cuts haha oopsLook at all the home health care owners and fry cooks, so many people getting those fries in the bag!God the profession services is scary I am about to graduate school I’m probably fucked huh…
>>61360291Are you?>record low prices! prescription medication costs down 150%!
Probably last chance for cheapy options buying off/selling to bears. What play am I missing?
>>61360317Nvidia is a shitcoin
must have been literally 1 billion dollars worth of sell orders on nvidia @ $200...
>>61360316>The government can just make up whatever numbers they want on everythingIf that was the case the previous administration wouldn’t have let the market shit the bed for basically an entire year. You can say many things about Trump but he does care about the stock market if nothing else.
there is absolutely no reason for the market to be up this much.
>>61360311Get ready to learn McDonald's buddy
>>61360262They'll make the dollar irrelevant alright
>>61360333>but he does care about the stock market if nothing else.yes, hence the incentive to lie to pump it. Are you 5?
>>61360335oh no pumpy
EONR
>Futes?
>>61360356You didn't tell me about this
SGBX is scaring me man, it's going up too fast
>>61360258That's Lord Ganesha you bloody basterd benchod
Why are they pumping TSLA again, lol
>>61360267>AbercrombieI'll probably never invest in apparel companies except doing bear spreads or iron condors on them.
STOP PUMING TESLA HOLLIES SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWHY DID YOU DOGSHIT EATING TRANNIES DUMP ONLY TO BUY NOW FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>61360356Chart looks like a shitcoin on its last legs
>>61360258
>>61360376I can't fathom why you would cover everything except your nose and mouth.
>>61360371I learned a long time ago to never ever touch TSLA. There's an unironic cult behind it.
>>61360365CURSE VISHNU AND GANESH YOU BLOODY BENCHOD I AM PAKISTANI I WILL COME TO UTTAR PRADESH YOU DALIT FUCKING AND I WILL REDEEM UR MOTHER PUSSY FUCKING MADARCHODE BLOODYSPY WILL DUMP SHIT LIKE STUPID BROWN DALIT INDIAN DUMP GARBAGE IN OCEAN BLOODYDO THE NEEDFUL AND BUY PUTS SAARS
>>61360366'cause it's the easiest way to make everything else pump. You just have to enable a Tesla pump to make the entire market go up.
I'm a spiritual nigger for needing Nvidia to hit 200. How do I repent
When I die and go to hell and see my kids that my ex gf aborted how do I explain to them that I missed out on buying the generational bottom on nov 18?
>>61360246Patience. Tomorrow.
>>61360256>black joblessnessSo... private sector jobs up, federal jobs down?
>>61360392I have until 21st for it to hit 200. Will it.
>>61360246>Dumps immediately on openWhat are you fucking talking about it shot straight up on open
if SPY stays up at or over 2% i'm buying puts before close. This feels too good to be true,
>>61360399Wut it only dumped before open
1. why is everything going up (jobs numbers terrible also AI is a bubble)2. what should I get for lunch today
So what is actually happening?Inflation is sticky. Wages are stagnant. Companies are struggling except the AI ones, who a growing but also layong off in droves. Job market sucks. World Economy sucks. How is this going to end really? Fed wants to cut rates to save the job market, but it won't help, because companies will still mass loy off and inflation will ramp. Has it ever been like this before?
>>61360412Grilled cheese
>>613604121) unemployment is bad but it means rate cuts2) something yummy
>>61360403i already bought puts and watching them slowly lose value in real time
>>61360396
>>61360420Bobos always win eventually... I learned
>>61360414>Has it ever been like this before?I could've read this exact same thing in 2021 and look where markets are at right now.
>>61360414ai companies are recycling with their accounting to make it look like theyre earning far more then what they are. its enron like behavior
>>61360416A lot of companies are doing great but are still laying off/ hiring freeze. Lowering interest rate might not help the job market.
Nasdaq up 2.45%My GOOG bull spreads are printing.We are officially back in business.
Aight, took my profits, this is a big fat bull trapGL all
Rolls Royce making it's way back back, 1100 soon, then 1200, then the moon
>>61360414>Has it ever been like this before?Yeah actually, this reminds me of the COVID stock market when waves of jobless people piled into markets because line go up became their sole source of income
>>61360379you dont understandi was in this shit since febuaryheld out the dumpthen was 60% in profitthen 2 days ago my retarded bitch as thought lets do stop orderbut my tranny broker counted that as limit and soldnow it launchesi held this shit for a year without any profit now
Niggervidya is the worst stock on the market. Provee wrong
>>61360431i was down 3200 euro yesterday before shitvidiai was down 2300 euro this morningnow i am back down 2600i dont understand how this is possible when everything goes up
>>61360438it's not.
>>61360423Companies were hiring like crazy 2021. Inflation was nuts. Interest rate super low. Wages went up and rates. Both totally different from now
SNDK more like Sucks Nigger DicK
Warren Buffett has pulled all of his money out of the stock marketWhy are you not listening to the smartest investor on the planet
>>61360449didnt he buy goog at ATH
>>61360440Without a more comprehensive look at your folio it's impossible to tell
I just lost 20k because of niggervidya
should have shorted vix
>>61360459can you tell us your decision making process on that trade so we don't make the same mistake?
>>61360467He probably bought calls yesterday like a retard
>>61360446I just picked a random year. The point is that there's always macro fud about, yet line keeps going up. Can you time the top? Doubt desu famalam.
FUD over, bought some Dell.
>>61360467Yeh. I shorted a long NVDA etc before they reverse splittexld. Because they always go down. But the liquidity on options became dogshit. I just needed NVDA to stay above 200 as of nowSince they didn't, I lost a fuckton.I will continue to buy puts on inverse NVDA etfs, though
I didnt expect bitcoin to dump when spy is up 1.5%
>>61360452he didthe bubble value chudvestors are literally recked
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> IREN
>>61360487I blame Binance, ETF outflows don’t account for all this dumping.It’s the Chinese causing this.
>>61360418your time may have come anon
>>61360452
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THATJEROME FIX THIS NOW
i'm already down 7 percent on a day where everything opened at 5-10%
>>61360505People probably just finally clued in that the top is in for this cycle
TQQQ two for one forward splitSneed or keep?
>>61360516When even Buffett is FOMOing into tech, it's time to really worry.
Inverse yDi3fUK6 ETF
>>61360514the time has come and so have ihere's my spreadi'll keep them a bit longer and see how it goes
professional s&p 500 bears, when should i close my puts?
>>61360516I always got the impression this was for his grand-kids or whatever
It's ok because I'm drinking slot of vodka now
>>61360526hmmmmmmmon one hand I like seeing bigger number and seeing $120 per share made me feel coolon the other hand now i have double the amount of stocks and I feel cool like I'm some big investor buying millions of shares of a company
>>61360539Bubble is cancel Vix is kill.
DO NOT REDEEM
Imagine buying NIGGERvidya and expecting a return on any results
How can she redeem?
>>61360516Ok and GOOG is over $300 now what's your point
>>61360271Regardless of the party in office, trusting government numbers is dangerous.Nonetheless DEI is dead, so niggers are now unemployable.
i hate 0dte because i have to fucking watch the chart 24/7. i was busy doing something else and it fucking drooopped. fml
I lost about 11,000 from Nvidia btw
Eat shit AIjeets
*pop*
>>61360562He could have bought it under $200 as late as August. It was in the 160-170 range in June when the market no longer cared about tariffs. Retail "value investors" were smarter about GOOGL than he was.
>>61360580fidelity doesn't let me buy 0dte
stinky
>sell msci world etf because it's mainly us>buy world ex us to get out of ai autism>buy asia to suck chink cock>they go down just as fast as but go up way sloweram I a retard?
What's this chart called?
>>61360603the only issue with US is its overvalued so you could have just gone for a factor tilt away from beta with AVGE or AVGV
>>61360516>believing he bought them last weekkek
>NVDA trying to stay green
back to dooomping lol
Warren Buffet is 95 years old. He's not the decision maker at Berkshire anymore. Why is everyone saying Buffet bought Google? If anything this just shows Buffet is de facto out and people that probably would've bought Google earlier are calling the shots now.
>>61360620kek
>>61360199AHHHH SELL MORE SHOVELS JENSEN!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!
>>61360433>RYCEYThe time to buy was 2021>>61360258No poop, no gains
Reminder Nvidia was 199 before the open. I'm big mad
>>61360620It will always be green when AI creates dank memes
>>61360432see
It's going to end up in the redSELL EVERYTHING IT'S OVER
>Bulls fell for it
It's over.
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Don't make my comfy Rheinmetall dump again you fucking burgers.
Big V incoming
As for me?I'm simply going to buy the bottom.
>>61360658I'M BUYING THE DIP, HURRY BEFORE IT EXPLODES UP
>>61360658>>61360664>>61360668it was a short-cover rally early, makes sense it would fade. there is a lot of trade left to go. do think it's important the market ends on it's highs though, but the last hour matters a lot more than this.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Putting everything into sbit this morning really paid off
I am financially recovering
i will make thousands if spy goes red. Therefore it will not.
The insane euphoric greedposting NVDA baggies yesterday were the ultimate top signal. You know who you are kek.
im buying BBWIwomen do not stop buying candles and body lotions even in a recessionwent to my local mall the other day and bath&body was the only store with a gajillion people inside
AAAAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>61360707Okay ya got me>>61360697Cute
>>61360707I'm still here. This is a liquidity grab. Over $200 tomorrow.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61360697lol
>>61360707I am a full-time NVDA/PLTR shareholder, but please don't accuse me of anything because that would be a hateful act of antisemitism against my jim/jer/jewself
>>61360707One thing that I don't understand is at what point does this actually hit the consumer? Like when does money actually enter this system? It seems like it's only chat gpt so far that actually has revenue
WARNINGV has been deployed my bear brothersthis is not financial advice
>>61360731>what point does this actually hit the consumer?you anti-Semitic fuck
How the fuck does SOXL just fall off a cliff like thatThis is the same move it did yesterday, but in reverse. It'll bounce soon but won't reach back up to 39
>>61360707I bought NVDA pre-split so no dump phases me
>>61360740got out with 500 in profit on spy puts, good enough for me
NVDA is mega dumping lol
i dont like this nvda pa at all, i bought a put
>>61360764it'll be in the red by end of daycap this
>>61360756based
BURRY YOU FUCKING NIGGER SHUT UP
Lost 2350$ in a month, now gains down to 90% for the year and I think I am good. I am just too scared to do well anymore. Can't believe I thought 194 was NVDA dip.I am scared, so scared of what is about to happen to the USA. Our president is calling for Democrats to be hanged and it made the market plunged 1.5%. I can't lose this money dude I am poor and grateful I got my account from 5500$ to 10500$ this year. Its not that much but that is my point actually, I can't lose when we could have Civil War, Recession, war with Venezeula. I need to have Christmas presents and go on maybe a little trip, eat a good steak with wine as a reward and focus down on career.I have done this bullshit too many times. I got my account from 10K to 800$ and clawed it back and won on BYND to get it to 13K. I can tell this is what is happening again dude. I lose 1300$, OPEN, 1000$ NVDA. Then I go back to 2K than less doing some other shit.I have to just quit here thanks for all the great trading ideas and stuff but its time for me to retire from day trading until midterms, I hopefully am working my way to a 70K a year job soon and then will feel self confident to take big risks again. Peace, good luck to all.
so when is MSTR going to rally
ALL NVDA's gotta do is go below 172.5...
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>61360776
>>61360776Man Jensen really buckbroke him
>>61360681could you imagine?
>smart money taking gains and dumping>see NVDA as overvalued
>>61360731I don't think it does. That's kind of the problem. This isn't totally new - lots of tech companies have been unprofitable for years on end while their public value went up and up. But there's this idea that yes, at some point the sky will open up and AI will deliver a lot more money than it has before. >>61360681>Union Jack bikini I've been to England. NONE of the women look like that.
>>61360731when they pay their employees. when they pay their suppliers, applied materials, lam, kla and terradyne. who pay their suppliers, mksi and cohr and bruker, who pay their suplliers... all the way down the line employees get paid. the consumer economy is the last stop for the dollar, but it does indeed trickle down. and there are plenty of profits in ai services as well, just ask ibm and google and palantir, others will follow.i want to know though if you're really a skeptic or if you just want things to fail?
>>61360776>>61360788kek he's seething
I warned you about this btw. I have been longer in the market than most of you have been alive.
>>61360681Turn that hair red, and she's just my type. Damn.
>>61360796My issue is every single time I try to find actual data on what revenue "AI" investments have gotten, it's always obfuscated by AI companies just ouroborosing each other so a ton of "revenue" is just changing hands
>>61360627Exactly. He retires in like 1 month. Watch them ruin his legacy in a years time.
NVIDIA SISTERS.... I THOUGHT... I THOUGHT JENSEN SELLING MORE GPUS MEANT THE BUBBLE DIDNT EXIST!!!!...????? WHAT THE HELL WHY HAVE ALL THE GAINS RETRACTED??? DOESNT THIS MEAN THAT AI WILL BE PROFITABLE (TM) IN 20 YEARS...?? AS LONG AS I SELL MORE GPUS....!!!!!
Nvidia is a scam shitcoin
>>61360627I'll believe Buffet is out when they take down his website.https://berkshirehathaway.com/
STOP THE COUNT
>>61360681>>61360793Some don't have to imagine, they known how it feels to gape that tight little anus.And you can't.
>>61360806Cute Mikakunin watcher
>>61360811I just bought almost 30k in NVDA calls
>>61360807nearly all of halliburton's revenue comes from exxon and chevron and conoco... you're looking for problems where there are none babe. you don't need to be reinforcing your skepticism, you need to be nurturing optimism.
Melius Raises Target Price To $320 From $300 Wedbush Raises Target Price To $230 From $210 Goldman Sachs Raises Target Price To $250 From $240 Rosenblatt Raises Target Price To $245 From $240 Jefferies Raises Target Price To $250 From $240 Keybanc Raises Target Price To $275 From $250 Mizuho Raises Target Price To $245 From $235 Bernstein Raises Target Price To $275 From 225 Baird Raises Target Price To $275 From $225 Citi Raises Target Price To $270 From $220 Evercore Raises Target Price To $352 From $261 Barclays Raises Target Price To $275 From $240 Susquehanna Raises Target Price To $250 From $230 Truist Securities Raises Target Price To $255 From $228 Benchmark Raises Target Price To $250 From $220
>>6136080614 year olds are your type?based
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>>61360847FUCK IT BLEW RIGHT PAST MY STOP LOSSAAA IT'S FUCKING OVER IT'S FUCKING OVER
Can we go back up wtf? I should've closed my calls an hour ago
It's almost red
GENTLEMEN WE'VE BEEN RUGGEDSELL SELL SELL SELL SELLSELL FOR YOUR LIVES
LMAO BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME TECH TRANNIES!!!
EATSHITNIGGERSLMAOOOO
My dick is diamonds right now
Glad I stayed all cash. Will stay six figs cash until there is blood in the streets.
Its over isnt it?
Why the sharp drop a few minutes ago?Was there any announcement or news?
Uh baggiebros, it's about to crash.
should i be opening a short on nvda?
YOU BAASTARESDO NOT REDEEEMDO NOT REDEEM
>>61360862Losers in 2021.....losers in 2025...Bobogods won...something actually happened...
>>61360845
>>61360868Reality came knocking.
>>61360620Amazing that the entire US economy(and by extension, world economy) is being propped up entirely by a program that is solely used to make goofy 10 second ring doorbell camera videos.
>>61360868>Was there any announcement or news?lmao
>they thought the verified magic bean seller gap could not closeno no no
>>61360780You guys need to get a civil war so this stupid AI bubble can burst. Hurry!
YIKES!Remnants of Biden's economy, Sad!!!
>NVDA tanking>my puts are barely going upso nobody's happy, cool
glad i just sold 15k worth of S&P an hour agomight just buy back in
what a healthy correction
lel, Mumu had an erectile disfuntion?
no explosive pump at the start of the day and you guys still hold? such a blatant sign to sell
>>61360868some bitch at the Fed made a post saying stocks are overvalued
>>61360868no news
Does anyone else think SPY 666 has had a Satanic magnetism, we've been orbiting this price for months now in limbo.Maybe this is hell, a slow bleed crab market.BUY GRRR
I lost everything.
>>61360897link?
It hasn't even begun.
>>61360888Is this your first day of trading options?
the dead cat bounce is a super ball. its gonna keep bouncing. trust the plan.
Une pipe anon needs to post.
>>61360485>I will continue to buy puts on inverse NVDA etfs, thoughThe liquidity will be a solid brick though.
Bulls thinking they are buying the bottom here kek
Should I sell my house now before the crash starts? I bought it in 2022 almost at the peak of the market so if I sell now I'll still be able to break even after all the realtor fees.
shit dayat least twitter is recommending phat ass japanese girls
>>61360918No, I'm just impatient
Clack clack... clack...... clack .................clack
i haven't seen price action this bad since october 19, 1987...
>>61360932>He thinks the housing market is liquid
KEK BAGGIES
NVDA may have been a little overvalued at $7 trillion
Any TA experts that want to weigh in? Surely you anticipated this movement based on chart drawings
>already coming back upthat's the best you got bobo...?
I fucking hate you burgers like you wouldn't believe
>>61360963see >>61360931
>>61360712Is the lipstick effect real? Is it just advertising from makeup companies, or do women really try extra hard to get all dolled up during an economic meltdown
>watching robinshit's AI-generated digest on Njudea go from "rallies" to "edges up" in real time
To catch a cocky bullJews often set a trapThey take the rug and pullAnd turn his port to crap
>>61360580Don't do 0DTE. You either get like 20 bucks at the price of investing thousands, with a small tail risk of all your money being last (even if the vast majority of days you will indeed recoup that 20)ORMath is stacked against you. Realize that options are an insurance contract. Who the fuck highly values an insurance that expires in one day? Few. You cannot make big bucks on 0DTE consistently. It's random.
Advanced Money Destroyer is doing its job today.
>mfw timed todays top>bought puts>they went up to 4.80 from 0.30 where i bought them>mfw I sold at 1.06why am i such a pussy
>>61360962Surehere's my tackle on it
>gap >tops out at 5 day high>hovers>aeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!! what happen agrgghh news where is news turn on CNN why why!!!!!!!!over and over again, get a fucking chart
>>61360984next time you'll get that full $4.80, I believe in you champ
Suck my 9's
>>61361000Not bad still checking
>Fed's Cook Says Not All Market Volatility Is ProblematicT-thanks
Calling it now -1% close exactly
what if markets turn red?
a frustrating market is a healthy market
>>613610080% close exactly
It's red.
The nigger has turned red KEK
if NVDA goes below 178.91 today, you can kiss this whole fucking thing goodbye
>>61360962
EASY SHORT MADE 5X IM OUT
>>61360971>>61360963see againmight want to see >>61360432 too
>>61361008No anon, it's meme market, it will reverse back to +2%
>>61361031Bottom signal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAEDQwMtf4o
If I held the puts in bought this morning I would have made 200,000. Instead I sold as soon as I was in the money and only made 2,000. How do I stop from roping.
>>61361037I SOLD THE OPTIONS SO ITS PROBABLY NOT THE BOTTOM YOU KNOW HOW THAT WORKS
Fuck this, but I’m gonna hold, I believe in my company
>>61360962Gap closes shocker? yeah try M15
>>61360981Me in the train wearing a cute train engineer hat and shouting "clickety clank" all the way to the bank
ACKfuck this, im going back to bitcoi- AAAAAACK
>>61361037Anon closing a 5X short for profit signals an utterly early profit taking akin great depression tier crash ahead kek
guys don't look at bitcoin
Jesus wtfwt
it's over
>>61361049Anon it..it'll be...I hope you protected yourself...
Excuse me may I have a word with Mr. SOXL?
>>61361051Technically there are march 2020 gaps waiting to be closed
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ALL THE GAINS FROM AFTERMARKETGOOOOONE
>>61361060In hindsight, the fact that it didn't follow the opening SPY pump at all was probably a bad sign for the market.
any news?
Theme of this /smg/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0
LMFAO GET FUCKED MOONBOY RETARDS. THIS WAS AN OBVIOUS BULL TRAP.
>-14%Its over for me
>if I don't sell I lose half my investment>if I sell I then have to pay capital gains tax using money I don't have since all of my money is in stocksthere's no winning move is there
>>61361060but I thought the japanese yen carry trade unwinding happened last year...
>>61361070https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCGIVUbXc60
I 100 % knew this would happen. Now tommorow will end blind green just to fuck over the puts all the jeets are bying as we speak.
>>61360908>>61361076
OHHHHH NIG
>>61361065>>61361065>>61361065
>>61361089My investments are in good companies. I can wait for them to recover. You do invest in good companies, right?
BEST TRADING DAY EVER
please don't tell me you fell for an extremely blatant bull trap
>>61361069Week long sideways chop consolidation, gap is fucking obvious on the 15 minute like an axe sticking out of a head - gap will almost certainly close. Meme trend blow up gaps - yeah it's just when
>>61361118i didn't but now I fear a bear trap
>>61360788If companies shove around the same 100b wad of cash and call it earnings, and we are talking about this, where is the problem? It's not a surprise anymore. People can look at their earnings and say "oh, so it was due to these commitments. Cool beans. I'll price that in."So again, can you tell me where the issue lies? Like are the chips not real or what
>>61361345https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-ycvJC-qIQ
The top is not inMost of you will laugh now but write this down2026 is the Year of the Horse the year Bitcoin runs wildYou thought 2025 was chaos That was just the purge the year of liquidations tariffs and fear2026 is the real bull The one you’ll tell stories aboutCapital will flow out of gold decades of stored value and into BitcoinFrom there it will cascade into Ethereum then into altcoins with real utility that will make BTC look slowFinal wave: full-retard memecoin seasonWhen the mania peaks, the safest bid is battle-tested, community-owned OGs like ticker BITCOIN and SPXBitcoin dominance can fall as low as 30 percentThat’s when you’ll know the cycle has flippedThe signal for the beginning of it allWhen governments start printing again the moment quantitative easing returnsThat’s the green light That’s ignitionMark this downBTC 1,000,000 in 2026ETH 100,000 in 2026BITCOIN $190 EOY 2026The charts never lie
HOLY FUCKING SHIT shaking the tree with a dam tanknot only did premarket get wiped but then some. I wonder though could it just be that the hedgies want to snaffle up some panicsells and the vshape this pump this market right back up?Or keep the lid on and fill their bags on and pump when all hope seems lost... Either way not selling my tsla stock i'm buying more i'm too curiousthen another thing no news spin on this yet?rolling for a v shape death or glory
>>61361528Well it's obviously not literally over.So this is all fake and orchestrated.Buy and hold.Sell 15 years later.
>>61361508precious BITCOINs
>>61361528circuit breakers off past 2:30
alrighty then It's gonna drop through and then some isn't it ?the rsi went from overbough to near oversol in what like 3 hours ? pfff this sucks Iver ner quite seen anything like this before
>>61360748In retrospect, I was very very wrong
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I'M DOWN 5% TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I TOLD YOU LOSERS TO BUY OKLO PUTS THIS MORNING DID YOU DO THAT? IM NOT THE ANAL PLUG FAGGORT SHILLING BAGS. LETS FUCKING GO! OKLO TO 20 BY JAN 30TH
>>61361508The 10 stands for 190$
"Nothing great has ever been created by a short seller." - Michael Saylorbobo BTFO
>>61361677update: nasdaq it rebounded right back from nov 18 support lvl, but the day is not over yet .. prolly not gonna be v shape recovery... i'm gonna call it good if support holds and we close maybe middle from top . And see if friday bring us back up...either I'm getting shrecked today or rebound by a cunt's hair... smells like hedgy tree shaking manipulation though.
>>61362327aaand the moment of truth will it hold?
>>61362327>>61362378>meme linesNice astral projection tranny
>>61360199what did the market mean by this?
