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>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Jobs when it inevitably collapses
https://jobs.mcdonalds.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/
>>61361065
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MARKET SELL-OFF

>Volatility reappeared on Wall Street in a session that saw equities falling alongside cryptocurrencies amid concerns about lofty valuations, while reservations grew over whether the Fed will have room to reduce rates in December.
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nigger thursday it is
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You just missed the generational bottom.
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>>61362042
why is the $1.3 trillion part relevant in that headline?
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I have a 30 year horizon to retirement
Higher returns necessitate higher volatility and risk.
I have purposefully built a portfolio to capture as much expected returns as I can without taking on uncompensated risk.
If the market crashes I will continue to use my salary to buy at lower prices.

I am fine.
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is economic turmoil good or bad for incels?
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I think i may have accidentally bought at the very bottom today
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If you sell now you will have sold near the top. Last chance.
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>>61362044
>the more he posts the more the US dumps
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>return to normal
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>>61362105
guess he thought no one knows who Morgan Stanley is
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out of calls
sitting on the sidelines with cold hard cash
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weak ass pump on low volume. it'll dump again by EoD
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Jensen Huang is using Nvdia's operating cash to directly subsidize my short entry kek. Short every rip.
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the mid point of 675 and 655 is 665
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>inverted red hammer
V bros...
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>market shits itself
>obvious pumps overnight and sell offs during morning by institutions
>crypto dead
>gold crabbing
>treasury volume is up only a little
Where is the money going?
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>get absolutely shitted on for the last few weeks
>enter some positions on the dip with whatever little scraps I can muster
>said positions start going up a little
>feel euphoric at the measly gains even though I have a mountain to climb to reclaim my losses
Right when I think I’m done it just pulls me right back in.
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>>61362141
>Where is the money going?
japan
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We feelin YUMC? I have no faith in American companies anymore.
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>>61362141
Cash. Cash is always king.
>b-but my 2.x% inflation !§:!/11
Zoomer answer. Those that lived through actual crashes (not those shitty april or covid dips that last 5 minutes) know it's better to lose 2% rather than 50%
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Nvidia is trying to do emergency share repurchases to defend 185, but it's not working keklmao.
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Yep, I brought nvidia at 195...
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FOMO'd into leather jacket man today. 6% down.
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Is this the capitulation point for over-leveraged retail traders? I bet a lot of people went down hard before Nvidia earnings, only to have their gains wiped out in a matter of hours.
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>>61362042
Vast majority of anal-lysts were expecting at the most 2 rape cuts anyway. Not sure why people are freaking the fuck out and acting like this is huge news.
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shorting MSTR at 350 is the best decision I have ever made
>>61362141
cash, the whole world has been fudded away from it, and now we're going to implode while nobody is holding any cash to buy the bottom.
>>61362161
Big money has been shilling gold, crypto, CASH IS TRASH. You really think the US gov would willingly lose their grip on the world's medium of exchange?

don't forget....

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
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I just took a dump and it was so smooth and felt wonderful on the exit. When I stood up and stared down the bowl even I was impressed with the massive girth I produced. There won’t be anything like it in a long time. Once in a lifetime dump for sure.
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why we make lower price than before when we were at higher price?
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WIL WE CRASH IN THE NEXT COUPLE DAYS?
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I slurped NBIS
Wish me luck bros I’m pretty balls deep in data centers
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Ok but like why was the rate cut priced-in in the first place? FedWatch was under 50% for at least a week.
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>>61362183
did you still have to wipe or was it a ghost poo
if so, what you described is a legendary perfect poo. pejeet here i know what im talking about.
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is there a gpu futures market yet?
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>>61362110
Women desperately needing money is good for the well cash positioned incel, in Japan your waifu is giving it out raw for a sushi bento box due to the decline of the Yen.
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ok who is making a sexy kangaroo for the current market please
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>>61362199
I normally don’t wipe. Only when the caca smears way past the inner fold and midway through the outter cheek.
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>>61362149
I've read a few people alleging the carry trade.
>>61362161
>>61362181
For the big institutions "cash" isn't cash. And so we know that's not really what they're holding or buying.
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2
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>>61362220
exquisite.
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Unsurprising. 3% was a disaster
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Oh no no no.. V bros?? Why did it stall?
You didn't buy the bull trap did you?
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>>61362206
soon
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/ornn-raises-5-7-million-seed-round-to-launch-the-worlds-first-compute-futures-exchange-302596938.html
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please fucking get rid of this dumbfuck Zuckerberg kike. He doesn't have any place leading a company above 5 million mcap. How many bear market does this dumbfuck JEW have to start before action is taken?
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Any good value cheapies?
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>>61362241
you don't like glasses anon?
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>>61362042
SAVE ME JENSENMAN
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>>61362240
interesting. there's a h100 price index, but it seems like a dumb way to do it. tlops/dollar seems more sensible. could be a fun trade.
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So I asked AI where would be the best place to go on vacation to buy some cheap gold as a memento, wondering about Colombia, Nevada or South Africa. He just tells me to go to Dubai or Thailand. How come Thailand got to be this cool?
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February highs before Tariff Armageddon are about 10% down from ATH, maybe a good spot if we get big downside.
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Holy fuck Sandisk has been raped
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classic rolling pin candle
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>>61362185
we the prior price was accidentally
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DESPERATE DIP SLURPERS JUST GOT FUCKING DESTROYED FUCK YOU ALL
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>>61362260
you're going to pay above spot anywhere. you'll also have to do paperwork if caring gold through customs. just shop online.
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>>61362282
The AI told me that as well, but he also stated it often has an higher purity than most other places, unless you're getting ripped off or something
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>>61362141
onlyfans
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>>61362296
>reputable known dealer vs a random shop in colombia or whatever
no thanks.
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>>61362260
Last time I was in cambodia i was buying silver in street markets 10 bucks below spot
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i have a bear call spread on NVDA expiring tomorrow
175-185
do you guys think NVDA will keep shitting the bed tomorrow or should i liquidate it now?
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>>61362307
hope you got it tested
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>>61362141
it was all leverage. unironically it just goes poof.
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>>61362307
based fake silver enjoyer
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>>61362220
I gained so much weight the last 18 months that I had to change the way I wipe
I stand up and ball the paper on top of my fingers and spear it in like a big Q tip. I rub around in a circle
I always get poopy on my hands and fingers and under my fingernails now. I have to wash my hands 100% of dumps because of this whereas I had not done so prior
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circuit breaker when
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>>61362256
It's time for the Branch NVIDIAns to drink their koolaid.
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I am about to pick up my first coin from the shop today, what am I in for?

Can I pay with Apple Pay?
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>>61362325
>>61362319
US coins. Plus I'm jewish, it passed the sniff test
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>>61362260
cheap decent food and cheap sex
what more could a proper chap need?
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welp. just took another loss. guess the bottom is lower.
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>>61362337
Tropical beaches, and they also have those.
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BRING OUT YOUR DEAD
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>>61362326
I wish I could scrape the nougat from under your finger nails and place them on the tip of my tongue and swallow it.
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okay i didn't buy bottom of day
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Heh, nothin personnel, kid.
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I'm down 90% this year and I don't feel anything.
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is it over? did we just move into a market where the bears will rule for the next thousand years?
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>>61362316
did you open it with 185 ITM? Idk I'd prefer the short contract (175 right?) to be OTM, but it's expiring tomorrow....... if you're up I'd close and open something else desu, you don't want to get screwed on Yet Another Friday Rally(TM) if you're up, just roll that shit out and out (180/190?)
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>>61362358
leverage on margin?
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>>61362123
Told you. Mumus never learn.
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Did they give him the kiss of death at the Whitehouse yesterday?
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Does the fact that the market is dumping on "good" news mean that the trend has reversed? Is this the moment to safely short this clown market?
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>>61362370
Based. I kneel.
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I mean lets be real here. Trusting a man named Huang? That is about as anti-American as you can get.
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kek Techlead deleted all his tweets
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>>61362392
Jensen "I must cook my books to save humanity" Huang
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You niggers laughed at me when I lost it all in april.
Eat the peanuts out of my shit.
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>>61362366
Went all in on MSTR and SMCI. No margin, just a lot of LEAPs. I realized my losses on SMCI because I no longer believe in the company and at least it's a nice tax harvest. MSTR I need @ $395 by June to break even. I've been DCAing every spare dollar into shares since $235.
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>>61362402
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>>61362385
You might get bamboozled by a Turkey Trot Rally next week
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>>61362365
bought it yesterday when NVDA was hovering at 185
i'm at break even right now (was almost worthless at open)
i think i'll hold till it goes below 175 or expiration, whichever happens first
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>>61362402
What are those? Michael Saylor's sloppy seconds?
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>>61362181
kek
>>61362402
found the baggie on the other side of my trade
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>>61362400
I've been almost all cash for 3-4 weeks. I've been laughing at everyone
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>>61362141
All money is debt.
There is a liquidity crisis starting to occur, so people need money to pay debt which destroys money.
The money just doesn't exist anymore.
>>61362336
Jews are allergic to silver.
But they love gold.
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The reason Walmart is up and Nvidia is down is because people will always need groceries whereas people will only need data center GPUs if AI actually improves productivity.
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>>61362044
But did you see the president's shitpost?
Bet you didn't, libtard.
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Just bought 100 shares of Ondas
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>>61362176
I think it just edges us closer to the doom scenario where inflation is high but jobs are low. What does the fed do than?
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DIP SLURPERS GETTING ABSOLUTELY HEEMED AND SHREKT
GOT I WISH I LEFT MY PUTS ON I WOULDVE MADE LIKE 40 GRAND MORE TODAY AAAGGHHHH
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>>61362463
If you normalize the S&P to gold you see the trend doesn't break. This is a sovereign debt bubble.
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Habe Quasi-Absage von süBer Kollegin bekommen, als ich sie gefragt hab, ob sie mit mir mal ausgehen will (hat ja gesagt, aber dass sie momentan nicht auf der Suche nach einem Freund ist). Werde es weiter versuchen, bis ich ein klares nein bekomme oder sie mir gehört, Brudis.
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Remember the new moon is tonight.
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What the FUCK went so wrong?
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God told me to short.
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>>61362476
>LE MOON HAS PREDICTIVE VALUE
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>>61362486
Turns out that the Fed are the ones who run the show, not jacket man.
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>>61362425
crazy strat, idk I'd rather be long the gamma if I were playing that close to expiry, but I guess you're thinking of slurping off that accelerated theta decay or something? It being a spread that tight sort of cancels that out too though..... idk
gl! if you're doing these bear call verticals thinking about the decay stuff, open that spread and take more risk next time, otherwise if it's mostly a directional bet long the gamma instead of shorting it. But idk what your strat/theory is, maybe -vol, -delta and collecting a little theta was your goal, tight spreads just feel sorta meh to me since they basically cancel a ton of the risk/reward
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>>61362474
falscher Faden du alberne Neuschwuchtel
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>White House Says Trump Does Not Want To Execute Members Of Congress
Wtf is this news headline, lmao
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JENSON WANG LIED TO US
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>>61362504
Ne, richtiger Fadne
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>>61362486

Beating by 3% was terrible once people assimilated the news. The valuations involved. The amount of money in AI. The promises made for all this expenditure not to tank. Meant they needed 30% not 3%.

Also indicates things maybe be slowing.
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Single digit fear
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>>61362385
at this point, who even knows. market movements are completely detached from reality, for the specific purpose of giving you no chance to predict how it will go and fleece you easily.
why do you think they shilled so heavily for retail investors to get into the game?
just playing against each other was exhausting, so they wanted some softer targets in the match.
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I have $20k cash on standby. When do I buy SOXL? At $25? $15? $10? $6?
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>>61362505
SELLING is now punishable by death, libtard. Economy saved. (See the burger index for more info)
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>>61362525
That the Dollar hasn't collapsed compared to the yen is telling. The hedge funds haven't derisked yet. Something is seriously wrong here.
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Despair
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>>61362441
actually it's cause Optiver's vol books needed short deltas in NVDA and long deltas in WMT
There are no people
ily
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>>61362505
The absolute state.
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Man I know if I sell now and start shorting it will immediately reverse, but fuck this is not great
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>>61362491
>>61362491
>blaspheming the most ancient goddess
VERY unwise anon
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>>61362473
Id have to see that as I am having trouble conceptionalizing what you are talking about.
If you turned the SP pricing to ounces of gold it would match jobs?
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>>61362547
Yes, I think so
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>>61362553
Just walk away from the screen nigger
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>>61362564
The correlation is observable again.
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>>61362491
Why, yes, it does.
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>>61362570
I can't, that's the screen I used to post on 4chan
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>>61362547
i thought israel controls the us....
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>>61362505
Maybe he shouldn't retruth people asking it then.
Fucking clown show.
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>>61362564
Kintsugi is so fucking kino but I assume it is still brittle enough that it can only be used as decoration.
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bobo
if i open a short right now you're not going to fuck me, right? you won't cover, right?
Bobo!!!????
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FUCKING
STOP
THE
COUNT
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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You best believe in bear markets, anon.
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>check at 10am
>everything nice and green
>check again during lunch break
>all red
what the fuck happened
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>>61362564
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so all those put buyers at 500 weren't insane after all...
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>>61362500
i didn't really have a strategy haha i just vibe traded it but yeah you're right i should have bought a put spread instead
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>>61362615
i bought
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So. Bitcoin. Is it really the new digital gold?
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Hello, I am a full-time Wendy's chef, formerly a full-time NVDA/PLTR shareholder. I can't believe the government let this happen to me
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>IBM Chairman And CEO Arvind Krishna
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I'll give you guys a hint.

We will bottom when all crypto baggies are dead, that's when the market has been officially cleansed.
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>>61362571
Thats wild it totally fucking does! So sovereign debt bubble or inflation. Why dont you think inflation?
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Still bullish. I don't care what reality says.
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>>61362626
about that
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sold 15k of S&P earlier
bought 7k around noon (thought i timed the dip but was wrong)
im just pulling out 8k cash for the time being. not sure this market is worth fucking around with.
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im such a retard. this week i made the dumbest decisions ever. i think i am gonna stick to dca'ing into some boomer etfs and cipe with the fact that i will never have 6 figures
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I am financially independently ruined
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not even albert einstein could've traded today's price action correctly
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>>61362624
Kek
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You think maybe SPX up +1.8% in a day was your sign to short?
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Guys, I leveraged my life savings on NVDA at $195 this morning. Am I doomed?
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is LUNR a good investment?
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>>61362517
>-18%
How did the markets rise off of that one then?
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>>61362624
another thing since u brought up the put spread, since it's long vol and 90% of the time when shit goes down vol goes up, that's another aspect that helps if you're bearish
keep on gambling!!!!!!!
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IWM is down from where it was a year ago
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>>61362652
Working is the ultimate tragedy.
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Mumu, this is your generational dip, so why aren't you buying? You were so eager to buy just a few hours ago.
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>>61362658
No. Just get more money (say your parents or spouses savings, or even borrow from your friends) and make another bet, but this time with double the leverage. You will win it all back and then some.
Its like animes, you need to be defeated, have a training arc, and then come back stronger.
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>>61362584
He didn't. Its obvious Trump is just an unwell boomer that is wheeled out for the pressers, its Biden 2 but instead of having competent secretaries leading the government half of them are Fox News people or just retards like RFK or the wrestling guys wife lmfao. The reference is trite but there's only a few steps left for a full Comacho presidency.
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>>61362530
single digits has always been my goto
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>>61362505
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Guys, it's just a small correction, some gamblers selling off and waiting to buy.

It'll all be a big nothing burger
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>$86,000 btc
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>>61362658
No. Borrowing dollars is a great way to defend against unexpected dollar inflation. Your portfolio is extremely prudent and conservative.
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So did Burry cash in? How low does it have to go for him to make profit
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It's bears all the way down.
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ID SAY I WIPE MY ASS WITH BUTTCOIN BUT IT LITERALLY DOESNT EXIST TO WIPE MY ASS WITH
YET PEOPLE ARE PAYING TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS FOR THEM? MAKES NO SENSE
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>>61362688
remember that time BTC dropped from 10k to 3600 following crude oil futures, that was crazy
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>>61362710
i'd like to know this too. somebody else do the work please.
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>>61362710
Are you slow? Burry got BTFO already. He was forced to shut down his hedge fund.
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>>61362676
Thanks anon, I just remortgaged my house and emptied my son's college fund. Free NVDA early retirement, here I come!
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Everything was fine a few hours ago what news did I miss this time? We didn't seriously just dump this hard just because one bank thinks that maybe we won't get rate cuts did we?
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Nasdaq100 having a delta of -4% is insane when you think about it, unseen since the april memetariffs days. Sure we went -6%, but we're close, and there were actual news for it.
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>>61362683
Tell that to 27 VIX.
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>>61362724
NVDA earnings didn't live up to the hype despite beating estimates.
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I’m out.
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>>61362727
Just a little cheeky 6 month level test.
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>>61362347
Kek
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I have never lost money when I trade the S&P by using the VIX as sell signal.
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>>61362719
No
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>>61362724
>We didn't seriously just dump this hard just because one bank thinks that maybe we won't get rate cuts did we?

Its not just one bank retard. If there is one thing markets hate, is uncertainty regarding rate cuts. Fuck Jensen's record profit.
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>NVDA
>VWAP is $8 away
>not even a dead cat bounce
wild
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bulls got HOOKED
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/csy5RHcXT6Y
I feel like this in my heart right now.
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oh no
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>>61362715
it's digital gold you fool
the ledger
satoshi yakamoto
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Trump needs to tweet and put that faggot Powell in his place
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>>61362662
yeah makes sense
cheers!
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I'm so tired of losing, bros. When can my real life begin...
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>>61362431
>found the baggie on the other side of my trade
I'm happy you did well shorting. I will also do well on this trade, eventually. MSTR is going to be the most valuable company in the world.
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>>61362767
Everyone knows he can't get rid of Powell because he tried to fire the fed governor and the courts reversed it almost immediately
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I am now losing against SPY. Time to go masturbate
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>>61362583
Too many Hindus getting into trouble for hate speech.
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>>61362778
>eventually
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here's where i'm at
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It's over. Reddit won.
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>thinking NVDA can carry the whole market
Kek, deserved. All their customers can go deep into the red for falling for the meme
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>>61362779
They can't do shit anymore, spent all of their political capital on a circus act, will get raped in the midterms. Its going to be a total lame duck presidency starting 2026 already.
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That's it. I'll open my portfolio tomorrow to move little money and then I'll delete the app. Come back in 6 months maybe. I'm tired boss, the moment I got little bit ahead it's back to break-even like the whole year didn't even happen.
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Why am I up +0.10% today?

I saw all the doomposting and I thought it'd be a bloodbath.
I'm 90% global index fund 10% bitcoin.
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>>61362792
You were killing it in August and September bro.
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ya know... quasimodo predicted all this
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Big surprise another nigger Thursday well it was nice trading with you guys I guess 80k > 140k > 40k in like three months lmao I guess I'll just go buy an index fund and live my life.
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>>61362810
He should have let everything crash in April. At least they can now blame the Democrats and the shutdown.
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>>61362792
if you could go back in time, how would you do things differently?
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>>61362770
Investor Isekai: I got reborn with the ability to only do calls!
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Ok bottom is in
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>>61362834
Kill myself in middle school
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>>61362822
Cool

I like to see the little guys win
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>OH MY LAAWWWD LE AI BUBBLE IS LE POPPIN
>AAAAAAAA SELL SELL SELL SELL SELLL SELELELE
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stonks being down 2% is a small price to pay for crapto """""investors"""""" getting liquidated
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>>61362850
>NOOO NOOO NOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T HAPPEN TO ME NOW
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>spy bear flagging
I'm gonna get raped again
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>>61362851
Bitfuck is a leading indicator you smug anime cunt, enjoy SPY beginning with a 5
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>>61362850
I look like this but I don't say this
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No losses if no sell.
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>>61362859
The only thing bitcoin indicates is the amount of dumb money sloshing around. It's a pyramid scheme and the sooner it goes to zero the better it will be for everyone.
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just bought GOOG calls
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>>61362859
shitcoin follows the broad stock market with 10x the volatility (because its a speculative asset with no intrinsic value), it doesn't drive it like the Mag 7 does.
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>>61362850
This but unironically
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>>61362850
Yes
>chad.jpg
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>>61362881
What strike, what expiration?
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>>61362851
absolutely based
fuck crapto baggies
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kek brutal rejection, what happened?
also the fact that gold (miners) are correlated with tech is why I'm staying in cash/tbills
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Global stocks are down 1%. Someone should go to jail for this.
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>>61362850
It's not popping. That's due next month when employment figures are finally released and it becomes clear that a whole generation has bowed out of the economy.
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Yeah haha real fun boboniggers. You've had your turn. Now let VIX drop to 15 please.
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>>61362883
MOST WRONG SHIT EVER POSTED IN THIS THREAD KYS
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What if NVDA prints a bullish engulfing tomorrow?
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Just buyed the NVDA dip ($181.63)
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SHORT THE VIX
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>>61362916
No
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>>61362751
>>61362751
When the VWAP is that fucked you need to put std bands on it.
Or anchor it from intraday interesting places.
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>>61362924
IM NOT SHORTING THIS VIX UNTIL WE GET A CAPITULATION
TODAY WASNT IT....YET
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>>61362896
300 dec 5
also hedging with a PLTR 150 put
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>>61362910
>It's not popping
Pop signal
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and finally, one month of gainz has been wiped out for me. (i'm back to where i was on october 22)
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oh boy, this is not even over yet. if price stays on the bottom of the trading range, we are gonna keep dumping tomorrow
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>>61362210
japan honestly is gonna be the new thailand at this rate
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Why don't you guys just put all your money on the Inverse Kramer?
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>my 401k buy with a month and a half of back pay went through today at the market open

Lmao thanks Black Rock!
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>>61362920
I have an engulfing fetish
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>>61362924
everybody shorts the vix, you won't make money on it
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>look up TQQQ price this morning
>$50
>mfw
I forgot about the split.
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>>61362946
You're welcome! Hope you like your new position in Nvidia!
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>>61362924
dumb money is thinking of it, thus VIX will double by tomorrow at close. don't do it
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>>61362954
>>61362967
WRONG. SHORT THE VIX NOW
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>>61362961
reverse split days are wild in leveraged short ETFs. thankfully, my broker tracks the daily P&L just fine
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>>61362935
Good luck. Would be scary for me. Short term, high VIX. But that strike has a high OI, so it presumably has a very liquid market.
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>>61362961

Don't look at SPY
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>>61362954
????
>everyone buys stonk index
makes money
>everyone shorts vix (and the futures curve in SVXY, inherently pays due to term structure)
makes money

huh?
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Tommorow will print green candles to save the puts funds sold + fuck everyone bying puts or shorting today. You've been warned.
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>>61362985
That's how the beginning of a capitulation looks like. Load up puts, boys.
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>>61362938
you're not the only one.
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>>61362983
VIX is not high enough imo
look at the volatility in NIKKEI and japanese bonds
the JPY reflation party is just getting started, on top of everything screaming bubble
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>>61362042
>be me
>wake up
>do stuff
>come back to hed
>partially deleverage out of bullish stuff
>post on 4chinz
>go to sleep
>wake up
>go to sleep
>wake up
>grab phone
>SOXL down 10%
Phew not today perma mumus, you can baghold Im here to make money. I should have develeraged it all thi
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Where is the money
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I knew we were rugging but i expected it a but higher
No end year relly but april 2.0 i guess
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>>61363017
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Where is the 'flight to safety'?
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>>61363033
wtf is that real?
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>>61363017
It's in my settlement fund.
What the FUCK do I do now?
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>>61363014
Which is why this is a nothing burger. VIX reached 80 during covid.
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>>61362523
Did we ever bear market in fear?
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lol exactly 10min to close someone flipped the buy program on
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>>61363037
the flight to safety is cash itself now
even gold isn't doing well
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This is just priming us for next week's Turkey Trot Rally
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all you have to do is short every pump and you are a billionaire
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>>61363015
fucking narcoleptic
my bags WILL grow again
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>>61363045
Anon, the market closes in 68 minutes
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I posted about this a few days ago but I don't think anyone saw it.

Citrini predicted:
>For the next four weeks, we expect:

>The US job market continues to deteriorate based on private data.

>A deluge of post-shutdown economic data will unleash volatility over the next few weeks.

>End of government shutdown and QT to improve funding market liquidity.

>The Fed leaves the policy rate unchanged in December out of caution, STIR prices in more cuts to 2026.

>Risk-off sentiment continues to hit speculative areas, such as crypto, quantum and bitcoin miners, out to mid-December.

>We see a resolution of fears expected to lead to a Santa Rally as fiscal expansion is priced in for 2026.
https://www.citriniresearch.com/p/macro-memo-mo-vember

Citrini posted this 3 days ago. I mentioned it in the thread back then.
Of course I did nothing because I never sell.
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>>61363074
We're experts here in /smg/.
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>>61363060
The same was said 2 weeks ago in the other directipn
Buy every dip you said
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>deleverage somewhat in the morning
>locking in some good gains
>finally open portfolio
>despite gains im down
How? Im literally more in cash now then I was yesterday?
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>>61363085
that wasn't me that was the other guy
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>>61363077
What's weird is the fed just said it wouldn't cut rates but unemployment went up
Do we just hope the supreme court rules against tariffs?
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>>61363051
Based turkey trot rally poster :)
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We are back

https://youtu.be/V1bFr2SWP1I?si=HjRC7VPKeGY9Z9w-
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>>61362829
When stuff like this keeps happening it sure is signalling that I should've gone full cash like 2 weeks ago. I was already getting sus seeing the market behavior a few months ago but these last two weeks I've just been trying to hop put at a breakeven. I should have just sold at a minor loss. I'm still up year tobdate at least.
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>>61363051
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It's over
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>>61363074
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GLOOGods won
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>>61363122
like recently? wasn't this shit a decade ago?
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>>61363145
no
it was today
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POWER HOUR
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I WANT MY MONEY AND MY GAINS BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Does the FED have a secret balance sheet they use to buy stocks?
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>>61363155
Based utilities sector shill.
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>>61363074
wah
when did they add an hour to EST
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>>61363037
Who is buying bonds at 4.10%. That is what I would like to know?
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>>61363051
He's so cute! Would hate it if he was disappointed.
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WE ARE THE MARKET

https://youtu.be/9AjkUyX0rVw?si=pEK0ZMopFgnuh8Ah
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NFE chads how you feeling today
>+33%
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Weren't they supposed to announce new tariffs soon?
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>>61363175
NFE is alive?
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>>61363173
I miss the 90s so much bros!
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>>61363184
+50% last couple days
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>>61363177

>>61363177

>>61363177
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this feels like a worse slaughter than the china tariffs



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