Sunday Morning EditionThread theme: https://youtu.be/38glJFNB5DU>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Jobs when it inevitably collapseshttps://jobs.mcdonalds.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/ >>61447125
FED lil pumpBOJ lil dump
Priced in. Cut and 30y will go higher.
Henlo...NIGGER POWELLFREE RUKIA AND CUT THE RATES NOW NIGGER POWELLDO NOT FORCE ME TO ACTIVATED MY BANKAI [TENSA POOGETSU] NIGGER POWELL
>>61453050>/mug/kek
>US Treasury Secretary Bessent: United States will finish the year with 3% GDP growth
>>61453089Sir lower your voice or Im gonna have to ask you to leave.
>>61453043>morning>17:23are you retarded
>>61453158Move to a real country
>>61453163in what fictional country is it not 17:25
>>61453104>pro-growth trade policies>The only concern he said he had was that courts and Democratic legislatorsHilarious, and faggots without money or an education will believe him.
>>61453139AHHHHH NIGGER POWELL YOU HAVE RELEASED THE HOLLOW IN MECUTTHERATESCUTTHERATESCUTTHERATESCUTTHERATESCUTTHERATESCUTTHERATESCUTTHERATESCUTTHERATES
He will cut the rates but do it in a (((hawkish))) way causing the markets to dump.
>>61453186>(((hawkish)))
700k in mostly TQQQ and tech stocks. Do I all in GGLL?
>>61453186Yeah, it's like the>we do it now once more but then we have to watchAnd it's close. Look at Natgas, this will fuck up CPI really bad.next cut probably the soonest March or so if not later. Some banks say January, lol
>>61453221That's not how you spell GRRR
What's one stock anon, that if you could get away with it without getting caught, you would KILL without hesitation?
>>61453248BLK?
Should I buy leveraged gold mining ETFs right now?Some guy here posted screenshots where he made a million over the past 8 months on leveraged gold etfs or options I forget.Either way gold is clearly going to skyrocket further and I want a massive success story like that to happen to me.
>>61453050synopsys and planet labs look like the best gambling opportunties next week
>>61453360>made a million over the past 8 monthseasy of you have $10m portfolio to start with, but your poors then you need to gamble safely. More money makes more money so work your way up. Gold is subject to harsh corrections because of the manipulation so you can get wiped out for no apparent reason.
>>61453417up or down?
>>61453360>gold is clearly going to skyrocket furtherWhat makes you say this? It seems likes its pumping for no reason so it could just as easily dump for no reason.
We will Santa De-Rally
>>61453440>pumping for no reasonlook at the total debt, deficeit, and Trump's constantly bashing Power for lower rates....its print city thus people going to gold to get out of the falling dollar. Its accelrating, point of no return was like 15 years ago.
Are the futures good?
All my good memories are fake because of adderall. Any comfy times I can think of since 2018 is due to dopamine flooding my nucleaus accoombans at the time. And yet, it is directly the cause of any success that ive had in life. Truly a drug from satan. Anyway i am down bigly on IBIT calls and am sad. My sadness gains are realized while any happiness is fake and fleeting. Thanks for buyding my substack
>>61453158He posted at midday retard
>>61453466>futures
>>61453186you wish short baggie
>>61453186Sure, he's just going to obliterate their biggest lobbiests source of networth so they finally play nice with the poors and middle class. You fuckers say some incredibly silly shit.
got a late start today...
>>61453593what are you going to do today now?
>>61453432>up or down?I think the AI bubble fud is dying down, Trump wants lower rates and more spending, so my crystal meth 8 ball says higher prices. NVDA invested $2billion into Synopsys and the stock already ripped about $80 so the price is already a bit high, but in general I think the trend is higher in the short and mid terms, for the reasons I stated here, and for PL below). These are not my long term holds, just for gambling. Planet Labs is going to bennefit from the return of confidence in the AI/space sectors (ASTS is moving again because of the coming launch), and now AI companies are talking about putting AI/data centers in space for free cooling and electricity, so I think these types of headlines will motivate more retail to buy into AI and space stocks. An hour after market open tomorrow I will look at PL price, if stable or lower I will buy some and sell Dec 12 judy OTM covered calls ( I just want some profit I dont care about keeping the stock).Will know later Wednesday how retarded I am.
>>61453659Well, check my intermittent furnace problems and think about going hunting again tomorrow
7% a year for 450 years is a reasonable investment goal, right?
>>61453728Currently I'm saving $1200 a month, but I'm thinking of investing $1100 in Bryan Johnson's life extension techniques so I can really put the remainder to work
>>61453675sounds fun, don't forge to post some stock analyses (shitposts) for the comign week
shorting carvana? what do you guys think bout that?ameriburgers?
>>61453785>shorting carvanaI'd rather just play Russian roulette. That company will defy any and all logic when it comes to valuation and imagine having any losses in your folio because you tried to make sense of a car vending machine.
>>61453440>pumping for no reasonLMAO how fucking brainwashed are you?
>>61453741>Bryan Johnson's life extension techniquesName some of them
>>61453846this nigga eating kale
>>61453846Adrenochrome
>>61453854I'm even growing it myselfBut I mostly eat cabbage and chicken cooked with turmeric and black pepper
Reminder that money is more important than love, family and friends. There is no upper cap on happiness that more money will give you and research that suggests otherwise is funded by the elite to keep you separated from your funds and true potential.
>>61453871fuck off weirdo
>>61453871Family members only compound for 50 years and then you have a depreciating asset for another 40
>>61453871I would murder (in minecraft) for money.
>>61453871Love, family, friends dont necessarily buy you more time. Money does.Also more capital means you can live with less risk.
My last recent call was REGN. Before that, Gold. Before that, NVDA. 40% of portfolio shit like AMZN, NVS, XOM, KRP, etc.Right now I'm actively buying NLCP, IIPR, TCNNF, PFE, HOOD, GLASF, and CRLBF. Majority position is NLCP (50%) IIPR, TCNNF, PFE at 10% of total, HOOD 8%, GLASF and CRLBF at 6% each.Why?Cannabis has been a bloodbath the last few years. Companies have issued stock and diluted shareholders out of existence, companies fail to break even let alone make a profit, and industry growth has been anemic despite significant increases in cannabis consumption.This drag was coming from the legal Hemp sector. THCa was de-facto legalized by Trump with the 2018 farm bill. Mitch McConnel is retarded of course but he closed that loophole with the government shutdown bill.This will end the Hemp drag on the legal cannabis industry. The black market will remain dominant, but this will shunt a significant amount of that market towards legal MMJ boosting revenues.NLCP is the best run REIT currently paying over 12%. IIPR is a gamble with payments at 103% of AFFO (NLCP is around 80%) but IIPR can be stable at 12%. I expect a 30% paper capital loss with 10-12% from capital, and a 50-75% gain if they cover through March 2026.TCNNF is still digesting prior acquisitions and is the best run cannabis company. CRLBF has diluted investors but is recovering. GLASF is speculative but surviving the California Carnage with a HUGE potential market.Worst case: substantial dividends during a crabwalk, harvest moderate losses to offset other portfolio gains.Best case: Rescheduling/legalization federally. 12-18 months out Cannabis hype cycle, 2-3x retailers on hype, 10-20x over next decade. OTC relisting to NYSE would immediately increase TCNNF as no public option chain exists. NLCP, TCNNF, etc have near zero exposure to current global Margin debt, meaning zero external leverage, only internal debt.Hood = $1-2 trillion market cap within 10 years.
>>61453675Whats wrong with the furnace? I am a furnace repair man.
>>61453186The cut is already priced in. It will dump unless he does a huge cut or promises a million cuts next year. Really starting to hate fed week.
>>284317151Very bullish news from /a/
>>61454001ack OK let's try that again:>>>/a/284317151
Stating the utterly obvious here... The administration isn't releasing Jobs and Inflation data because it would reflect an economy headed in the wrong direction, and they'll need time to fudge the numbers.>How do I play this? I recommend calendar puts spreads.>What tickers?https://financialpost.com/financial-times/u-s-stocks-double-digit-gains-2026"Wall Street" predicted double digit gains next year on US stocks. Short every ticker they predict will rise.I'm usually not this generous but I want my bros to eat good.
>>61453895>He doesn't spec into organ donation compatibility futuresWhat if you ever need a replacement butthole? You just going to take anything that's going, not knowing where it's been or what's been done to it?
My calls better be green tomorrow I s2g.
>>61454024>tfw no cute daughteru to provide you with a clean unused replacement butthole
>>61453828Sure what's the reason then?>>61453785Many have been burned shorting it, but its obviously afloat because of fraud. High risk high reward.
>>61454163>Sure what's the reason then?Endless money printing and unsustainable debt across the entire world, especially USA.They're going to have to keep printing more, which means the value of real money, gold, goes up.Not to mention BRICS is created a gold backed currency and central banks and tether are buying like crazy.
>>61454175That doesn't explain why it only started pumping in May of this year. Why would people only start to care about it now? Also, if it were running because of inflationary fears, everything would be pumping. Risk on assets like bitcoin have been falling. Oil should pump hard as well on inflation fears. If anything there are liquidity fears, but it shows you how retarded gold bugs are for thinking its running because of money printing. A lot of them are ngmi.
Very very low chance we don't pump through Q1 with lower rates + qe , probably even Q2 if the tariffs go down in court, after that who knows.Personally I'm going to slowly rotate to some chinese stocks and defensives (US defence and energy + EU insurance and pharma) and around 25 to 30% cash.The chink stock market looks like is going to do well in 2026 now that trump and xi are 69ing
>>61454299>defensives (US defence and energya bit late on these, no?
>>61454228>That doesn't explain why it only started pumping in May of this year.It's been pumping since March of 2024.>Why would people only start to care about it now?These bull markets come in cycles and last for years.This current bull market is turning out bigger than the one in the 1970s.>Also, if it were running because of inflationary fears, everything would be pumping. Doesn't work that way. Gold is money.>A lot of them are ngmi.I already half made it, I'm probably going to be a millionaire in a few months. Nearly there.
>>61453970It's forced air, the first fan comes on checking the pressure I believe but it doesnt progress to stage two the ignitor rod -I think this might be due to an incorrect pressure ... I was looking at the aluminum pipes to the chimney and their seems to be some soot coming off those and falling on the floor so maybe one of the chimney pipes has a blockage and it's not breathing. That's my working theory -gonna have to call a technician unfortunately.
>>61454356Defense: I bought RTX when The Jew War ended (mainly because of P&W), and I'm waiting for the end of the The Slav War for an entry point into NOC and buying more RTX. The US is ramping up defense spending, and Europe too... and I think Trump will bully them into buying a lot of overpriced American shit so they get US "protection" with it, because that's how this admin works, and because the EU has no balls/options.Energy (and oil): XOM, LNG, PCG are not very expensive imo.
Hi hi, does anyone remember a time of jahy posting?
>>61453977I tend to agree with this. Layoffs are skyrocketing which is what Powell wants to see. I expect 25 or even 50, actually. Because if rates aren’t lowered in time to catch up with an ailing jobs market we will have a pretty bad crisis on our hands.
There is absolutely no chance futures open green.No chance.None.
>>61454561Let’s see if you’re right
>>61454561I literally wanted to write the opposite. There's no chance it won't pump for no reason.
>>61454561Why should it even go down? Because of >>61454513 Cinnabon drama?Or because the US commited a warcrime by killing people in distress (double tap) that also were returning their boat when they realized something was in the air before being struck.
Anyone remember clf tranny? john rocker? Those battles and chats were crazy. My life has been wild, I am not in the market at the moment.But it might dump tomorrow.I can't post anymore images? Lame. What the heckin'Anime cuties or jahy.
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>>61454644What a fighter.It is just a bet.
>>61454561>santa rally>redprepare your angus
>>61454668
>>61454668This week can easily be red before santa rally.A month is long.Hopefully no one has calls expiring this week.
He doth cometh
>>61454613>john rockeris rocker still doing the weekly /smg/ update videos?
kek thread is as dead as the market
>>61453666Satan you're speaking to my soul I'm following you into this trade
>>61454740Idk, is he still around, with his magic cards always on his desk?I have been off this site for ages, this new captcha is interesting.You remember him it seems.I was here for the first PLTR pump, and what an experience it was.Yeah, it's the same poster me.Used to be active for years. Just a thread.
>>61454228>peopleIt's not people it's the CCP. State actors.Gold won't dump until or shortly before China recaptures Siberia from russia.
Nigger Powell you will not cut the rates.We have not reached our 2% inflation target yet.You will leave rates unchanged and rape all the retarded Mumus that think things are ok.Things are not ok.
>futures
>>61454784>I'm following you into this tradepaper trade it, see if I am right. I have other reasons and it takes too long to write them all down, a loss for you may not be a loss for me because of time, money, and as has happened in the past I was going to go for something but at the last second I saw some report or vid or some price action that changed my mind. So, even though I intend to do it tomorrow about an hour after market opens, it something looks off I might not do it, and I do not post when I am trading, usually an hour or two after so I will not be up dating just before I hit buy or cancel.
As someone who puts every penny I have into stocks, should I even care about inflation?>but anon, the value of the dollar is going down!I don't care, then that just means a stock is now worth more dollars. I'm guessing land/property is the TRUE inflation hedge, but I don't trust young people to rent anymore. Young people are poor, entitled, stupid, lazy, and have no respect, they'll trash up your property and reddit will tell them they were the real victims
I have 200k lying around. seriously, what should I do? I would prefer not to put money into a fucking money fund for less percent than inflation. But everything else in this economy seems risky. I am just looking for safe 6% APY until AI correction and then invest into some of the more promising growth/tech stocks like Alphabet, Amazon and Microsoft and SNP500 in general. Problem is, I don't really know any essential goods companies first hand. Here in Germany LIDL/Kaufland are privately owned and cannot be traded. And I have never been to a Walmart, Mercado Libre, Costco, Target or whatever else is popular around the world. I have the feeling real DD is experiencing a product and not just reading some made up bullshit. Also, the fact Trump bought bonds really worries me. Is he really expecting higher returns from those than from regular stocks?
>>61454818Invest in the VIX.You can't have zero fear in the market forever.
>>61454818I went ahead and got solar panels. Too late for you since the tax incentive is leaving, but I knew the stock market was going to slow down, and my electricity rate is going up 14% next year, so now I'll have free electricity for the next 25 years while the stock market gets shaken out.If you don't own a house by now, then you're fucked. Houses aren't dropping much in price any time soon, most investments are looking to crash, or crab for 5 years, and you could be losing your job any day now.
>>61454813fugggg
When you buy a stock and it works out and you're up like 7%, what do you do?
>>61454885You think. And that's when you start being.
Bros, back in the day I had over 2000 shares of pltr less than $10 , if I somehow held , I'd be over 350K rnWhat the heckin'
>>61454817>should I even care about inflation?yes, look to stock market history in countries with high then hyperinflation and see how the stocks did in relation to other assests (land, hotels, precious metals, food, booze). Diversification for the good times is different than diversification of rough times are coming. It may take 1 to 10 more year but the US is no longer going to be the sole power dictating terms, other blocks of countries have formed and are forming and making their own deals without the US dollar and this could cause a signficant problem with inflation, not only that they do not want to buy US debt, lower interest rates and declining dollar and US treating countries like this they no longer buy but are selling causing the government and fed to buy all that it. Conditions are not improving for the dollar, they keep getting worse. Stocks in other countries are even more sketchy.
>>61454897thank u mister bobothat helps not at all
>>61454885what stock?
>>61454856>If you don't own a house by now'your house' is now my house ese eh, impromptu property transactions are the future.
>>61454885>you're up like 7%, what do you do?you try to figure out how you missed out on so many stocks that went 2x to 10x this year.
>>61454917TCBI
>Japan GDP SA (Q/Q) Q3 F: -0.6% (est –0.5%; prev 0.4%)- GDP Annualised SA (Q/Q): -2.3% (est –2.0%; prev -1.8%) - GDP Nominal SA (Q/Q): -0.1% (est 0.0%; prev 0.1%) - GDP Deflator (Y/Y): 3.4% (est 2.8%; prev 2.8%) - GDP Private Consumption (Q/Q): 0.2% (est 0.1%; prev 0.1%) - GDP Business Spending (Q/Q): -0.2% (est 0.4%; prev 1.0%) - Inventory Contribution % GDP: -0.1% (est –0.1%; prev –0.2%) - Net Exports Contribution % GDP: -0.1% (est –0.2%; prev –0.2%Owari da.
>>61454846VIX just eats up all your money if the crash is delayed for a year or even less.
>>61454818all in on bbai, ondas & sofi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cBZhc_zkRQ>90s NYC>twin towers, real life biz in offices, could probably go around hitting up office ladies having a blast, aesthetic bright sun, smoke indoors, office wagies were probably /lit/ /fit/ and biz wasn't about shitcoins or AI or SAAS or some dumb shit but talking on the telephone to real biz guys and gals>stonk market was going into mania but wasn't end of world apocalypse feeling like AI bubble>probably go home and hear about banger fun vidya on ps1 n64 and dreamcast>die in die hard explosion before world went bad and 4chan was made along with rest of bad internetwas being a wagie in twin towers the peak of biz waging in western society?
>>61454817nope not in practice. and especially not as an american shareholder. every country has way worse inflation and they're still flourishing utopias.
>>61454954some BORTS out there must of got their sentiment analysis wires crossedfor a couple more days, we buying
Looking forward to selling more SOXL options on Monday. Anyone here buying?
>>61454994I think it's time to get into soxl weeklies
>>61454856You actually bought solar?
>>61454994SOXL is what killed my day trading career in the past, I lost 8 - 10K in 1 day calls from it after trading for years.Made a lot, lost a lot.Got held holding a bag on what I thought would be an easy day trade.
>>61454369>I'm probably going to be a millionaire in a few months. Nearly there.Shorting gold on market open. Thanks for the top signal.
>>61454926heh every day some no-name pharma pops 10x
>>61454813>paper trade itFuck you you're not my real dad you can't tell me what to do. Momma ain't raise no bitch
I learned so much from this lovely board < 3 Here is my pay back, if you trade options and have money. 3 month out and sell before 1 month left. Day 1 , yeah nice, untill universe magick happens and you randomly bought the top of the day to not even make $500 easy.Yes, I am an experienced day trader and also traded puts.Day 1 options are awesome, until they are not.
Anyone wanna see my Pink SOXL?
>>61455096everyone's a genius in a bull market
>>61454885>up like 7%I'm so confused. Being "up 7%" might happen like 3-4 times a year. And I'm not even talking about super volatile stuff.Rephrase your question with "up 30%" and it makes more sense.
>>61455140Well, a month ago I decided to try a new strategy, I used the screener to find some stocks. One is up 7% since I bought, two others are up a little less, and the others are kind of crabbing
>>61455120Can always buy puts when you feel a top of a specific stock. I also lost a lot of money on puts agaisnt the overall market, so yeah I am scared of going bear into future overall market. I would use SPYI am talking about options / gambles and betting though. Not shares.I agree though.
>>61454017lol lmao even
>>61455146ideally you have a plan before you buy of what you'll do if it goes up/down and at what levels so you're not stuck in this situation
>>61455161yeah I know but the plan was to wait fo rit to pump like 20%, but idk if that's going to happen so maybe I should just take the7%
>>61455173Well from my experience, yes you can set a safe stop loss, and then you sell at the bottom. And you hate yourself watching it spring back in hours, days.Truly unpredictable, but yes, overall.Don't be too greedy I learned.Are you happy with 7% if it jumps to 50% the next day ??
>>61455195i guess i'll just hold on until it dumps
>>61453050oh shit adobe is this wednesday, that's why it pumped last week and now in premarket, I thought it was next week
It is always shares vs options talk on this board though. Keep that in mind.
>>61455100Also, hi hi lum poster again.Missed you,,The anime hate on this board is bannable. Heheh
>Lum and Jahy postingtoppest of top signals
>>61455243Yea, ok whatever whoever you are.Don't you ever talk to me or my waifu again.
>>61455257Yes look*shows an associates of art school*Yeah,Our waifu dislikes.
>>61455257i want to cum in bum of lum
>>61454740>>61454794https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bpE6y8xIBMhe did a video last week
>futures https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTrk4X9ACtw
you dont want a santa rally this year
>>61455313Ahh yes, also sakura miku. Can I post videos for money and begging now? I'm more or less in a tight spot like he was in saying he would be homeless back in the day. Where is his deck of magick cards??Hilariously I just applied for campbells IRL, their headquarters is drivable from me.
So any campbell's soup. You refill the can after you dump onto stove top. Use milk though imo, any soup, delish. My favorite is tomato soup with milk from can perfect sizing, let it cook, bubble and rise a few times, a nice orange red. Delish. A meal for less than $2
>>61455362>You refill the can after you dump onto stove top.i thought this was common knowledge
>>61455020I lost 10k on betting on Elon tweet numbers per week on polymarket.In my defense, I didn’t want to buy as much. The UI confused me and I accidentally had an over night limit order active (I didn’t correctly cancel the trade).
>>61455411Well, I was stubborn, I wanted to atleast exit the position $500 up, like usual of my trades. I had eyes on screen. I don't remember if it was calls or puts, but that is what happened. I exited before zero.I wanted out in five minutes, it turned into a day of me waiting for a swing that never happened.Sucks, you make money all month to lose it in one day as a day trader. Atleast I tried it. Day 1 options are a rollercoaster.With money I would recommend 3 month if you want to play options.
>>61455411>I lost 10k on betting on Elon tweet numbers per week on polymarket.why would anyone bet on random shit like that>>61455427id go further out, unless youre selling options
Battery technology is really developing, who makes these high output units I want to invest early?
>>61455430I sold options before, that is like my dream retirement with a pile of money.
>>61455436some anon will probably correct me but I think Samsung had the most cutting edge designs right now when it comes to next gen.
The Jews are unironically based.
>>61455443That's pretty funny.
I owned 2000 pltr back in the day and made two months of selling calls, what a blast. I think I got scared off one month and I exited?Still, second try, selling calls, is a dream.Try it cowards.Back in the day i made like $20 - 30 a month selling calls?? 2000 shares though.Just two months iirc.
>>61455454its really only worth it if youre okay with selling your shares>t. lost out on 200k if i had not sold calls on my soxl
wtf 4chan is going to be down in the middle of the trading day tomorrow wtf
>futureswho says AI is in a bubble?
>>61454513who's the bottom left guy
>>61455470Exactly, like someone else in this chat. Are you okay with 7% up , 50% up tomorrow.But over and over. 7% up a month is better than 0.Selling calls. Fear of it skyrocketing. Then just shift money to main market after.I want this chance again. I am an experienced trader in this thread. I lived most of it all already.
am i all alone?
>>61455538>bottom left guychudthebuilder
